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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30He does, like, an Instagram live every morning at 9 a.m.
00:33If you want to, like, drop a little question in the comments,
00:35he's really good about replying to women.
00:38What?
00:39What?
00:40I just got a DM from this really, really sexy chef.
00:44Look at her.
00:45She's kind of a bully, but, like, in a hot way.
00:47Oh, my God, she's the head chef at Ginny.
00:49It's, like, a really cute spot right now.
00:50It's, like, really hard to get into for civilians.
00:52She just invited me to come tonight.
00:54Dude, run that shit.
00:55Should we go?
00:56Yeah, I'm so fucking down.
00:57Say yes.
01:00Cute.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:03My phone is, like, blowing up.
01:05Okay?
01:06Why do people keep on sending me this?
01:08Hi, my loves.
01:10Um, so I literally hate making a video like this
01:13because you guys know I pride myself, right,
01:16on being a girl's girl.
01:17What the fuck?
01:18but I don't want to name names
01:20and I don't want you guys guessing the wrong person.
01:23So I'm just going to share that it's Tallulah Steele.
01:26Are you fucking kidding?
01:28Tallulah.
01:28Ow!
01:29Ow!
01:30Oh, my God!
01:31I'm bleeding.
01:32I'm bleeding.
01:33I'm bleeding.
01:34Hold on.
01:34I need a Band-Aid.
01:35Hold on.
01:35Um, okay.
01:36Alani, I need a Band-Aid.
01:38Ow!
01:38And before she left New York,
01:40what did she say to me?
01:41She stole my Balenciaga.
01:43Okay, um, I have nipple covers,
01:44but take two because my nipples are really fucking small.
01:52Yeah, um, so Trust Me only works
01:54with, like, a few influencers a year,
01:56so it's actually, like, a huge deal
01:58that they hired Tallulah.
01:59What's the ask, honey?
02:01Um, it's, like, 20K for, like, one day of work.
02:03That's great.
02:04I know.
02:05How long do the images run?
02:06Six months.
02:07Okay, yeah, not too bad.
02:09Yeah.
02:09You have to be careful on these deals.
02:11Sometimes they have an option.
02:12No, no, no, I actually pushed back on option lens
02:14because I knew about that,
02:16and I got six months because they wanted a year.
02:19Nice catch, honey.
02:20Your mom wants to say hi.
02:22Maya, are you still breaking out?
02:24I wonder if it's hormonal.
02:25I just read an article the other day
02:27about a girl who stopped eating eggs
02:29and her skin cleared right out.
02:30Okay, well, I have to eat eggs, Mom.
02:32Ugh, your sister, Stephanie,
02:33is terrible right now, too.
02:35I don't know how to help her.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Wait, I have to go.
02:38I have a work call.
02:39Bye.
02:40So not only has she coped out an awful friend,
02:43but she's a criminal and a king shamer.
02:45Like, girl, pick a struggle.
02:47Fuck.
02:47Imagine my surprise.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50Fuck.
02:51Hi.
02:52Are people texting you about it?
02:53Uh, whatever happened to hello?
02:55How are you?
02:56How's your day?
02:57Hey, are people texting you about it?
02:59Yeah, baby, it's bad.
03:01Even my old group chats are reactivating.
03:03Like, my birthright group chat randomly talking about it.
03:07Mostly they're talking about other things, but...
03:10It totally gets a reputation as being brand unsafe.
03:12I'm fucked.
03:13I'm literally fucked.
03:15Like, what is she gonna do?
03:17Write a book?
03:17Slow down.
03:18It's fine.
03:18I mean, reputations ended in 2017.
03:21Everyone knows that.
03:22Like, look at me.
03:23Mimi Rush fired me, and it's like, no one even cares.
03:25We're fine.
03:26Okay, I have to go get my matcha.
03:27I love you so much.
03:28Okay.
03:29Sure star.
03:29Okay, bye.
03:29Okay, I love you.
03:31Bye.
03:31You're always such a dream.
03:32And send me that video of your daughter's play.
03:34Okay?
03:35Sorry.
03:36It's a whole thing.
03:37Hi, Maurice.
03:38There's a line.
03:41I know.
03:43Um...
03:43Okay, I've been cutting too much.
03:45I'll tone it down, but right now I really...
03:48Management says no more line cuts.
03:58Mmm...
03:58Mimi Rush.
03:59Okay.
04:00I get it.
04:02So you just want to take the side of, like, a pop star you're never going to meet instead
04:06of a guy you know?
04:07Hey, you want to know the last thing she said to me?
04:10What?
04:11She said, oh, I hate my fans.
04:14So you're making that up.
04:15Good day.
04:16That's not true.
04:17She really meant it.
04:23Hey, line.
04:24Just so you guys know, the guy making your matchas inside did have three fingers up my
04:28ass very recently.
04:30She's a total bad, I mean fiend.
04:33She would sell your mother's soul for a bump.
04:39Hey.
04:40Hey.
04:40How is she?
04:41She's, uh, she's freaking out.
04:44Oh, God.
04:45Okay.
04:46Tallulah?
04:47What's wrong?
04:48What are you looking for?
04:49Hey.
04:50Your vape?
04:51I've got a backup.
04:53There you go.
04:58Yeah, hit that.
04:59That's good.
05:00All right.
05:02How are you feeling?
05:05Horrible.
05:05Okay.
05:07Everybody hates me and I'm having a panic attack.
05:09Yeah.
05:10I tried to give her an edible and she wouldn't take it.
05:13I took it.
05:14Okay.
05:15And now you're high.
05:17Really high.
05:18All right, guys.
05:19I think let's all take a breath.
05:22It's going to be fine.
05:23It's going to be fine.
05:24No, it's not going to be fine.
05:27People are saying I have shark eyes.
05:29You do not have shark eyes.
05:31You have deer eyes, if anything.
05:34Like Bambi.
05:35Yeah, one of the sexy animals.
05:37Don't read the comments, okay?
05:38People are going to use this as an excuse to call you.
05:40I'm not a horrible person.
05:41They're not perfect, but, like, none of us are.
05:44You are beautiful and good.
05:45Guys, we are all beautiful and good.
05:47Well, it's official.
05:48Everyone wants me dead.
05:50Mimi Rush has turned the entire service industry against me.
05:53I'm banned from Canyon Coffee.
05:54Oh, my.
05:55No.
05:55Banned from Canyon?
05:57So, no more coffee ever?
05:59No, of course I can have coffee.
06:01I'm banned from cutting.
06:02Why are you not more mad?
06:03This affects all of us.
06:04What am I supposed to do?
06:05Wait in line like I'm an assistant at UTA?
06:08I just need to defend myself.
06:09and fuck these losers in the fucking comments.
06:12How about you suck my dick from the back,
06:14you fucking piece of shit.
06:16Whoa, okay.
06:17Tallulah, I think don't engage in the comments, all right?
06:19With situations like this, it's sensitive.
06:21There can be consequences.
06:23Let's just, you know, like, think a little before we respond.
06:28How the fuck does Mimi Rush control everything
06:30that the service workers are doing?
06:31Because Mimi Rush is a gay icon,
06:33and all service workers are gay,
06:35at least the ones that matter,
06:36and they all have the same Adderall dealer,
06:37and they all fucking talk.
06:38She posted revenge porn on some piss fetish subreddit.
06:42So not only...
06:43I'm sorry.
06:43I feel like I know her.
06:44Can you play that back?
06:45Alani?
06:46No.
06:48I cannot believe this, bitch.
06:50This is Slater.
06:51This is Slater, isn't it?
06:53Your dad's a lawyer, right?
06:55He works in insurance.
06:56Did you see what she said in part three?
06:57Okay.
06:58Did you see the stuff in part three?
06:59I'm so sorry.
06:59Just give it...
07:00You know.
07:00No.
07:01No.
07:02No.
07:02You let me see it.
07:04Oh, my God.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:06This is done.
07:07This is done.
07:08What would you do, Fat?
07:09I obviously need my phone.
07:12I need to message everyone back
07:13and tell them to fucking kill themselves.
07:15Talula.
07:15Talula, keep the negative energy over there.
07:18You need to let me handle this, okay?
07:20Just give me 24 hours.
07:22I promise you I will take care of it.
07:24Alyssa has resources for this, okay?
07:27Okay?
07:29Okay?
07:30Okay?
07:30Yeah.
07:31And just promise me you're not going to go online.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Awesome.
07:36So what am I supposed to do now, then?
07:38Am I just supposed to sit and wait?
07:40She just broke my phone.
07:41What am I supposed to...
07:42What am I supposed to look at?
07:43Why don't you take a corner pen?
07:45You sleep till tomorrow?
07:46No.
07:47She has a date.
07:48Oh, you have a date?
07:50I'm obviously not going to go on a date right now.
07:52Well, you have to
07:53because you're not going to let this scandal ruin your fucking plan.
07:56Like my dad used to say,
07:57we're not letting an indictment ruin another Christmas.
08:00Exactly.
08:00Period.
08:01Or a date.
08:02Talula, you're going to go on the date.
08:04Have fun.
08:05It's going to be fine, you guys.
08:07It's going to be fine.
08:08It's under control.
08:09Stay calm.
08:10I've got this because I am your manager.
08:12Thank you, Nanny.
08:32Alyssa, thank you so much for bringing Victor in.
08:35And Victor, thank you for being here.
08:36I know the Paulina video is not great,
08:38but the good news is, like, none of it is true.
08:41I mean, some of it is true, but it's...
08:43Oh, boy, you're freaking out.
08:45I get it.
08:46It's a lot.
08:46It's your first scandal,
08:47but Victor is a crisis PR magician.
08:51He fixed all that stuff on Tattoo.
08:53Oh, what happened on Tattoo?
08:55Nothing you ever heard about.
08:58Alyssa shared the clip.
08:59Looks like a classic she said, she said situation.
09:02The nice thing about them both being crazy
09:04is that no one's believable.
09:06It's two monkeys throwing shit at each other
09:08until they get tired, right?
09:09Well, Tallulah's not crazy.
09:11I mean, she's not perfect,
09:12but that's what people love about her.
09:14And I think if we lean into that sort of messy,
09:19honest version...
09:21It doesn't actually matter.
09:22The good news here is that they are both white.
09:25Uh, what?
09:27Yeah, white-on-white bullying
09:30is much easier to come back from.
09:31A much shorter apology.
09:33Mm.
09:34An apology?
09:35Yeah.
09:36Here is the copy.
09:38Straightforward, clean,
09:40nothing for what's-her-name to come back on us on.
09:42We acknowledge there's nothing we can do or say
09:44to take away the pain we've caused.
09:45We're sorry.
09:46We're listening.
09:47We're learning.
09:48Yada, yada, past trauma,
09:49admire Paulina,
09:51of course, et cetera.
09:53This is just...
09:54It's great.
09:55Maybe Tallulah can offer to go to rehab
09:57for her drug problem.
09:58Oh, bingo.
09:59Yeah, great.
10:00Mm-hmm.
10:00Right.
10:01But then isn't Tallulah kind of saying, like,
10:04yep, I'm a co-core.
10:06Well, I think leaning into,
10:08oh, I was a co-core, your words,
10:09and then I got sober,
10:10and then I became a co-core again.
10:12Addiction is a disease.
10:13Sex work is real work.
10:14Something in that vein.
10:15Mm-hmm.
10:16Right.
10:16Mm-hmm.
10:17I just wonder if it feels a little out of character
10:20for Tallulah to be on this fake healing journey.
10:24I feel like her followers will sense that it's dishonest,
10:28and we don't want them to turn on her.
10:30Right, Mike.
10:31I'm sorry, can we just get on the same page here, I think?
10:34Um, you guys brought me in to save the Tresemme deal, right?
10:37That's the thing that matters here,
10:38what we're all working towards.
10:40Yeah, totally, 100%.
10:41Okay.
10:42Well, in that case,
10:43I'm going to suggest that you let me do the thing
10:45that I am good at,
10:46that I promise you is going to work,
10:48and then after I leave,
10:50you'll get back to doing whatever it is that you're good at.
10:53Okay.
10:54Okay.
10:54That sounds good.
10:55I know you want to protect your girlfriend.
10:57Okay?
10:59Obviously, I support that,
11:01but you have to see her as a client first.
11:03This is what's right for your client.
11:06Right.
11:07Right.
11:07Right.
11:08So that's settled.
11:10When are we posting?
11:11Let's see.
11:13You wait three days for racism,
11:15two for homophobia,
11:16anti-Semitism, you respond right away,
11:18but this...
11:19This is just like not being a girl's girl.
11:24Tomorrow morning.
11:24Tomorrow morning.
11:28We have a plan.
11:30Thank you, Victor.
11:31All righty.
11:32It's so lovely to meet you.
11:35Isn't he great?
11:36He's great.
11:37Yeah.
11:38He's so great.
11:43I just, I feel like it's a really bad idea to go to like a hot restaurant right now.
11:48That's the point, Tallulah.
11:49You need to be seen.
11:50Both of us do.
11:51Both of us are wrestling with huge attacks on our reputation.
11:54I mean, yeah, you're both hated,
11:55which is why you need to step out and show the town that you have nothing to be embarrassed about.
11:58Honestly, not going out in public looks guilty.
12:00It's like, allegations, get off your phone, go to Nobu, get popped, get the black cod, call it a day.
12:08I mean, yeah, people will be like, if he did rape someone, it'd be weird if he came here.
12:12Okay.
12:12I'm just, I just want to be a little cute right now.
12:17Look at me.
12:18You need to be bold.
12:20Make them look at you.
12:21And I'm going there to trick the gay community into thinking I'm nice.
12:24Let's go win back these dumb fucking faggots.
12:26When did you make that?
12:28Oh, I've had it forever.
12:29No, it finally makes sense.
12:37Oh, I feel like all the kids here hate me.
12:40I think they can tell I had an abortion.
12:44They might be able to, actually.
12:46They have, like, a sixth sense about that kind of thing.
12:50Are you good?
12:52No.
12:54It's the fucking Tallulah thing.
12:56It's getting way worse.
12:58Polina won't stop posting videos.
12:59She's, like, a fucking serial killer.
13:01Oh, shit.
13:02I'm sorry.
13:02I thought you said that Victor guy was going to handle it.
13:04Um, yeah.
13:06Yeah.
13:07No, he's going to, I think.
13:10Hey, you know what?
13:12You can handle anything.
13:14All right?
13:16I, however, have run out of snickerdoodle sleeves and have to go grab some more, so...
13:20Okay.
13:20Yeah, oh, by the way, watch out for the Silver Lake moms.
13:22They all seem nice and sweet, but they're actually secret C-words.
13:25Oh, secret C-words?
13:27Mm-hmm.
13:27Secrets, huh, babe.
13:28They're cunts.
13:29They're full cunts.
13:31Cunts.
13:31Okay.
13:32All right, I'll be back.
13:36Okay, I'm going to make an effort to do better, Andrew.
13:41No, I'm making an effort to change.
13:43Hey, give it back!
13:45I'm going to tell the teacher on you, and I'll tell him who took the extra juice box.
13:49That was you!
13:50Hey, hey, girls, girls, um...
13:54We're women.
13:55Okay, well, I have an idea.
13:57What if you shared the brownie instead?
13:59It's actually less calories that way.
14:01Excuse me.
14:02That's my daughter.
14:04Oh, I was just teaching her how to share.
14:08Honey, we lost.
14:11Next time try to hold a little tighter, okay?
14:17Maybe you're new, but we don't do sharing here.
14:21It teaches people-pleasing.
14:22We don't want to raise another generation of pushovers.
14:26Totally.
14:27Um, sorry, I'm not a teacher, so I don't really know the rules.
14:31Sorry about that.
14:31Stop saying you're sorry.
14:33Hey, good girl.
14:35Don't reinforce Dana habits.
14:37When you back down, that's when people can take advantage of you.
14:43Could you watch my stand for a few minutes?
14:45No.
14:47Totally.
14:49You're awesome.
14:50Okay.
14:51All right.
14:52Bye, you guys.
14:53What'd you get?
14:55Big, big smiles, big smiles, nothing to hide.
14:58Thank you.
14:59Thank you so much.
15:02You're a little smile.
15:02It's so nice in here.
15:03Love it.
15:04Are we smiling?
15:05We're all very nice people.
15:07They're seeing me smile?
15:09Like, back of house?
15:10Back of house, front of house?
15:11Ready?
15:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:13I want it.
15:14Just be yourself.
15:15Oh my God.
15:15Okay.
15:16Is that Tessa?
15:17Oh.
15:17Is that Tessa?
15:18Okay.
15:18You're handling that shit.
15:20Oh my God.
15:21She just looked at you.
15:22Damn.
15:23She finds it.
15:24Good for you.
15:25Okay.
15:25Hey, Mimi, it's fine that we came.
15:27Okay, this is perfect.
15:28This is perfect.
15:29Everyone's gonna love us.
15:29Everyone just lock in.
15:30Guys, just let me fucking order.
15:33Just pray for a gay waiter.
15:34Okay.
15:35Good evening.
15:36Hi.
15:37How are you?
15:38Good hi.
15:39Oh my God, thank you.
15:40It's like an inside joke between me and the gay community, which I have a great relationship
15:44with.
15:45By the way, we're totally fine with tap water.
15:47We're very low maintenance over here.
15:49Yeah.
15:50Okay.
15:50Great.
15:51And have you guys done with us here before?
15:53At Ginny, we do everything family style.
15:55What a twist.
15:57And what is that?
15:58Is this what we all share?
15:59Yeah.
15:59Generally for a party of your size, depending on how hungry you are, I would say anywhere
16:03between two to five dishes per person.
16:05So I think we'll just get like five to seven dishes each, totaling to an amount of like
16:1020.
16:11I'm down.
16:11Are you Lula?
16:12I don't care.
16:13Ooh, fun.
16:14Okay, you're my favorite kind of customer.
16:16We got you.
16:17Just let me know if you need to slow down.
16:18I don't think I'll be asking you to slow down.
16:20I'll see you in 30 minutes and you'll let me know.
16:23You're amazing.
16:25That's cute.
16:26Those bitches need to stop taking pictures of me.
16:28They're taking pictures of me.
16:29They might be fans.
16:30We never know.
16:31Yeah.
16:32They saw the Paulina video.
16:33That's why they're taking pictures of me.
16:34Are they ready for this?
16:35Haters are fans on a bad day.
16:36Totally.
16:37I can tell by their little faces.
16:38These girls are just like fucking Reddit girls who get off to like talking shit about
16:43you and looking up who your ex-boyfriend is.
16:45What are they saying about me on Reddit?
16:47Nope.
16:49I'm just saying that like Reddit is bullshit.
16:52These influencer pages are just like fucking chewing on for femcells.
16:56This is like a video game to them.
16:58Like give them one day and they're going to say that you fucked Hunter Biden.
17:00Why the fuck would I fuck Hunter Biden?
17:02Uh, excuse you because he's ripped and he likes to party.
17:04His meth selfies got me through the pandemic.
17:07Oh, well, let me see your phone.
17:09Let me see your phone.
17:10Um, I just want to see the worst thing that they're saying about me so I could like prepare myself.
17:14Let me see it.
17:15But what I, what I saw last time is they were just like defending you.
17:18Let me just, like, I'll, I'm going to take a look.
17:19Um, sorry.
17:21It's like a yellow brick road of yes.
17:24Um, yes, Lula.
17:26Hold on.
17:26The gist is they fucking love you and let's fucking eat.
17:29That's, that's how I'm feeling.
17:31Del?
17:32I'm so sorry about the bake sale, but I, I have to go deal with this Lula shit.
17:37Yeah, you do.
17:38Have you seen her newest video?
17:39No, she just posted four.
17:40I haven't watched them yet.
17:42My, my college roommate just sent this to me.
17:43It, it's like the last one, four minutes.
17:45Look, look.
17:46Oh my God.
17:47That's me doing coke, Maya.
17:49Yeah, it's like insane how much coke you have on your face.
17:52Yeah, I, I don't know how to do coke, okay?
17:54I, I did this for you because you, you, it's, it's just so fucking bad.
17:58I mean, I'm, I'm a meme.
17:59I'm a meme online and they're calling me Coke Larry.
18:01Wait, why are they calling you Coke Larry?
18:03Because I'm, I'm doing coke and they say that I look like my name would be Larry.
18:06It's, look, this is Coke Larry and Michael Jordan and it says Chicago fans right now.
18:10Like, what, what does this mean?
18:11I don't know.
18:12I'm not on guy Twitter.
18:13It's disgusting.
18:14This is fucking bad.
18:14Fucking Paulina.
18:16This is why I don't want to post the bullshit Victor apology because I don't care about a
18:20fucking shampoo deal.
18:21Paulina is fucking with my money, my best friend, and now you.
18:25Yeah, screw her, Maya.
18:26I mean, if someone at this school sees that, like, I'm in, I'm in so.
18:29I mean, Principal Sanchez, hey.
18:33I was just on memes daily.
18:36That's where I get my memes.
18:37Oh.
18:38Are you Coke Larry?
18:46Yes, sir, I am.
18:54I've got a golf trip next weekend.
18:57You know, there's a couple of high school buddies of mine and, like, I'm kind of the guy.
19:01Um, just because I'm driving.
19:05I don't want to let them down.
19:08Yeah, totally.
19:09So, like, there's, like, five of us?
19:11I don't really know.
19:12They're about my size, right?
19:13Like, you know.
19:15Oh.
19:16Hey.
19:17We will all fly tomorrow.
19:19All right?
19:19Great work with the snickerdoodles.
19:26That was so weird.
19:26Oh, my God.
19:28Um, okay, baby, I have to go find Duluth.
19:30Yeah.
19:31Okay.
19:31Um, yeah, real quick.
19:33That was, like, a little blackmailing, right?
19:36Yeah, totally.
19:36Like, I have to get him Coke now?
19:38Need to get him Coke.
19:39You think Paulina's a dead end?
19:40Baby, no.
19:41I'll get you Coke.
19:42Charlie will have some.
19:43Okay.
19:44Okay, I love you.
19:45Oh.
19:46Mm.
19:48Mm.
19:48Mm.
19:48This rabbit is insane.
19:51Freaking out.
19:52I can't believe we've seen this whole fucking rabbit.
19:55I can't.
19:55I'm sorry.
19:56I'm a vegetarian when the meat still looks like an animal.
19:58Can you carry your weight to Lula?
20:01Eat the rabbit.
20:02Eat the rabbit right now.
20:04Seriously.
20:06I have to pee.
20:08What?
20:09She's not going to eat the rabbit.
20:10Since we haven't finished the carrots,
20:12maybe we should leave them with the rabbit, like,
20:13as, like, a veneration or a little offering.
20:22It took you long enough to come back here.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:25You scared me.
20:27Well, you're, you know,
20:29you're manning a whole kitchen.
20:30I didn't want to bug you.
20:33It's nice to finally meet you.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:37It's nice to finally meet you.
20:38Is that what I sound like?
20:39Do you work hard on that line?
20:43Oh, my God.
20:48There are easier ways to make a reservation.
20:52Oh, my God.
20:55That's...
20:57So embarrassing.
21:00I...
21:01My phone got wet.
21:02That's why I was...
21:03I was using that.
21:05You got any rice?
21:07Well, you don't have any rice dishes on the menu.
21:11There was a storeroom in the back.
21:14We could go look for rice
21:16if your friends can spare you a few minutes.
21:21Well, they think I'm in the bathroom right now.
21:23What?
21:24Doing ketamine?
21:27I don't do ketamine.
21:28It was a joke.
21:30But why did you say that?
21:31I don't do ketamine.
21:32It's banter.
21:32We're bantering.
21:33I thought we were flirting.
21:34You were giving some...
21:35Did you see the video?
21:36Is that what you're saying?
21:36No, it was a joke.
21:37I was joking.
21:38So sorry.
21:39I didn't mean to interrupt.
21:41Hi, I'm Maya Simsbury.
21:43I was 180.
21:44Okay.
21:45Hi.
21:46I love your restaurant.
21:48Great vibe.
21:49Thank you.
21:50Can I talk to you for one second?
21:53Nice to meet you.
21:57Shit.
21:58Oh, God.
21:59One more.
21:59One more.
22:00Okay, just go on and eat the last cauliflower.
22:02Oh, Judy, put that in my motherfucking face.
22:04Please.
22:04I'm going to punch you in the face.
22:05Don't be rude.
22:05I don't want him talking shit at Akbar
22:07about how we don't like his favorite.
22:08Wow, you guys are really hungry tonight.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:12I'm starving.
22:12Oh, my God.
22:14That was so good.
22:15Your faves were perfection.
22:17Hey, you should be a waiter.
22:18I would have thought.
22:19We were just splitting it down the middle.
22:21No, no, I got it.
22:21No, are you?
22:22No.
22:23Girl, sit down.
22:24No, I got it.
22:25I got it.
22:25I always pay for my girls.
22:27It's something I like to do.
22:29Yeah, so just 40% tip.
22:32Oh, fuck it.
22:3345.
22:34Are you sure?
22:35Seriously, for everything you do.
22:36Like, I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
22:38Like, service workers make the world go round,
22:40and it's important.
22:43Truly, that means a lot.
22:44It's been a year.
22:46And my wife and I, we lost everything,
22:48and out to the night.
22:50Just, like, gone.
22:52Oh, wow.
22:52So, it means a lot.
22:54Well, thank you so much.
22:55Yeah, thanks, guys.
22:55I'll see you guys next time.
22:56Wow.
22:58His wife?
23:01Oh, great.
23:02$612.
23:03Awesome.
23:04This was supposed to be an investment for me,
23:05and I just wasted $612 on a straight fire victim queerbaiter.
23:10What's the point of being nice
23:11if no one that could help me seize it?
23:13Literally everyone on the fucking planet
23:15has seen the video, including sexy fucking chef.
23:19What are we going to do?
23:21Oh, God.
23:22Okay.
23:23Alyssa wants you to apologize,
23:25but I don't think you should.
23:27I'm not apologizing.
23:29That is so lame.
23:30That's what I said.
23:31Are you kidding me?
23:32That is not...
23:33I'm sorry.
23:33I don't give two fucking shits about a tresemme deal.
23:36Who cares?
23:37Tresemme?
23:38It's shampoo, whatever.
23:39No, I'm not going to apologize to a bitch
23:41who had the fucking nerve.
23:42to call us cokeheads online.
23:44No, it's insane that she called us cokeheads, by the way.
23:47You're going to listen to Paulina?
23:48No, she's fucking done.
23:49She's done.
23:50She's done.
23:52Excuse me.
23:54Uh, from Chef.
23:56Oh.
23:58Oh.
24:00Enjoy.
24:01Thank you.
24:02Oh, oh, oh.
24:06Oh, my God.
24:08It's a jar of rice.
24:09Oh, my God.
24:11Oh, my God.
24:12It's...
24:14Oh, my God.
24:17Do you remember?
24:18I know.
24:22Okay.
24:23Should we go take this bitch down?
24:25Yeah.
24:26Let's fucking do it.
24:27Alana, do you have anything that gives underdog,
24:29like, uh, Brandy Melville anthropology,
24:32Madewell?
24:33I honestly don't.
24:34But do you guys want to spin drift?
24:36No, I'm good.
24:36You have vintage.
24:37I'll figure it out.
24:38Okay.
24:38Okay, Tallulah, for the takedown video,
24:41I think be, like, super relaxed and not mad at all.
24:45Just talk about her coke problem,
24:46but do it, like, casually.
24:48Okay.
24:48Okay.
24:49That should be enough, right?
24:51The coke stuff.
24:52Like, I wish we had, like, one more thing
24:54to put her in internet jail.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:58Jail.
24:58That's where I know her from.
24:59From jail.
25:00What?
25:01You met her in jail?
25:02No, in Spanish class,
25:03because she went to Crossroads, too,
25:04but her family, like, did jail.
25:08Google it.
25:09But I've been Googling Paulina Grace all day.
25:12Nothing comes up.
25:12No, well, in high school,
25:13she went by her full name.
25:15Paulina Grace Rikers.
25:17Oh, my God.
25:19Wait, I'm sorry.
25:20Her family owns Rikers Island?
25:23Well, no.
25:24They sold it, like, 100 years ago, so...
25:26She's a prison Nepo baby.
25:27But that still plays, right?
25:29I mean, they owned it for a little.
25:32Yeah, I mean, and now they, like,
25:34make chemical weapons.
25:35And her dad had to move overseas
25:37because, like, the government said
25:38he was too good at business.
25:40Oh, my God.
25:41There were criminals.
25:42That's terrible, but it's perfect.
25:44We won.
25:45We won.
25:47You ready?
25:49Give me the phone, bitch.
25:50You got this.
25:51Pop off, queen.
25:52Fuck.
25:53Criminal's first apology video.
25:55Wait, wait, wait.
25:56Look at me.
25:57Last smile.
25:58Lock in.
26:05Hi, guys.
26:06Two Paulina Grace Rikers.
26:09Yeah, that Rikers.
26:12I'm sorry that I stole
26:14one of your literal hundreds of bags
26:16that your daddy bought you
26:17with his blood money.
26:18I should have never made fun
26:21of your necklace brand
26:22that was funded by centuries of suffering.
26:24Oh, where did you get that
26:26rotty-ass T-shirt?
26:28It's $900.
26:29I put it on backwards.
26:31Oh.
26:31That's perfect.
26:32It looks like total shit.
26:34I know.
26:36Genius.
26:37With a bag.
26:38Not a baggie.
26:39A bag.
26:40Of Coke.
26:45Oh, my God, you guys.
26:47It's insane how many people
26:48are coming out with, like,
26:49stories about Paulina.
26:50Did you see that old vine
26:51where she says, like,
26:52five different slurs
26:53in a Wendy's parking lot?
26:54I love.
26:55I love the internet.
26:57It's dangerous,
26:58but fair, like the ocean.
27:00I'm obviously, like,
27:01sad that she's so racist,
27:02but also thrilled
27:03that she's so racist.
27:04Well...
27:05Because we won.
27:05We won this time.
27:08What?
27:08You guys.
27:09What?
27:10What?
27:11Balenciaga just DMed me
27:13and they want my address.
27:14Oh, my God.
27:15They're going to send you a bag.
27:16Maya.
27:17You did that.
27:18Alani,
27:18are you literally wearing
27:20Paulina's necklace right now?
27:21What?
27:22It's really beautiful.
27:23Look at the little pineapples.
27:25Come on.
27:26Everyone is racist.
27:27Nobody wants to see that.
27:28You're literally an off.
27:29It was, like, 400 bucks.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:31Not 400.
27:32You're a bad person.
27:33You're a bad person.
27:36You're a bad person.
27:44You're the only one.
27:46You know you don't want to belong in truth,
27:50so close me, bro.
28:51...