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00:00I'm going to tell you the story of what really happened yesterday.
00:04T, listen to me. Just grab my hand.
00:07Well, what's happening?
00:09You see, T was following my advice.
00:12She was trying to be like me when it happened.
00:15It's all my fault.
00:19I'm so sorry.
00:20And I know I can never work at the dumping ground again after what's happened.
00:41The week had started out fine.
00:43Although, as usual, Cam wasn't happy.
00:45I'm not saying it's a bad book, Tracy.
00:48I just think that trying to sell copies to the kids is a bad idea.
00:51No, it's not.
00:52This book is like a survival guide to that place.
00:55It's bound to be a bestseller.
01:05Well, let's hope you're right, because we've still got thousands of these at home,
01:09which you promised to shift weeks ago.
01:11Can I go to work now, please?
01:13Because what's more important, Cam?
01:14Shifting a few books or helping change the life of kids for the better.
01:20Need good.
01:21I will.
01:22Bye.
01:29Harry, turn this off.
01:30Let's watch the top man movies instead.
01:31Luke, stop.
01:32Let him watch it, Liam.
01:34Besides, when Gina catches you watching horror movies, she'll confiscate them like that.
01:39She's right.
01:41We should get our own TV and TV depot.
01:43Good luck affording that.
01:47Oh, no.
01:48I hope you're not thinking of making this permanent home.
01:51What's the matter, Tracy?
01:52Monday morning blues?
01:53Well, I have got something to cheer you up.
01:56I thought you needed to take a little bit more responsibility, so I'd like to write up
02:01the children's files.
02:03Yellow is the history and blue...
02:06Arbor monitoring.
02:07Yes, I know what they are.
02:08But why would I want to write these?
02:10These are just things to use to spawn the kids.
02:13Oh, no.
02:14It's to make sure that they're happy, you know.
02:15No problems.
02:16Oh, like the problem of someone writing every time they break something or get into a fight.
02:20Listen, Gina, I appreciate the gesture, but we both know this just isn't my thing.
02:24Reporting on the kids, it's worse than, I don't know, enforcing the cleaning rotor.
02:29I'm not enforcing the cleaning rotor.
02:32How's for meeting guys in the kitchen?
02:33We're watching this.
02:35Now.
02:36It's that easy.
02:39Bless me, our contestants.
02:40As Gina says, let's think of the washing up like it's a game or tidying your room as
02:45a challenge.
02:46That way it doesn't have to be boring.
02:47It can be fun.
02:50Do you want to live in a pigsty?
02:52Jeff doesn't feel like tidying my room today, Tracy.
02:55Well, we all have to do things we don't feel like doing, even Jeff.
02:59I tell you what, why don't you both tidy your room and I'll put a gold star in both of
03:02your
03:03files, then everyone will know what a big help you've been today.
03:07Can we and T have gold stars too?
03:10That's enough!
03:13Shut up!
03:15Yes, Johnny, you can have gold stars.
03:18That is the attitude I like to see.
03:20Oh, what can we have?
03:22New TV set?
03:23And...
03:23And lots of comics?
03:25No.
03:26If gold stars are good enough for Johnny, then they're good enough for everyone.
03:30Tracy!
03:31Coming!
03:32You better get a move on, you lot.
03:34If you hadn't said anything, we could have had something better than stupid gold stars.
03:38Yeah, what do you want baby stars for?
03:40Just do, all right?
03:41Okay, well, you can have all my stars, if you do all my chores.
03:45Ooh, me too.
03:47I bet.
03:47Mine too.
03:48No!
03:49Get lost, you lot.
03:51We're not stupid, all right?
03:52Go on, tell them Johnny.
03:54We'll be more than happy to help.
03:57Think of all the stars well again.
04:01They're using us.
04:02I don't want to do their jobs.
04:04Tough.
04:05Because you're going to.
04:06Okay?
04:08I said okay.
04:08Here.
04:11Integrated TV and DVD player.
04:15Large screen.
04:17Only £199.99.
04:21Only.
04:30Arr!
04:35No!
04:37No!
04:38No!
04:50This is the first day of my life
04:53I swear I was born right in the middle of the way
05:00I went out in the rain suddenly everything changed
05:03They're spreading blankets on feet
05:10Yours is the first face that I saw
05:14I think I was blind before I met you
05:20And I don't know where I am, I don't know where I've been
05:23But I know where I want to go
05:29And so I thought I'd let you know
05:32So you're upset because T and Johnny help?
05:36I'm positive Johnny's making T do jobs she doesn't want to do
05:39It's like he has some weird powerful hold over her
05:43That's what being a big brother is
05:45Come on, the tears are good kids
05:47To be honest, I wish Marry them were like that
05:49So you're not going to do anything or say anything?
05:52Oh, I can just hear myself now going
05:54You two, stop helping and being so well behaved
05:59You polite kids, you
06:01Go on, Tracy
06:05Frank, I've already told you
06:06I've got nothing to sell
06:08I've got all my stuff's junk
06:10Yeah, you ready?
06:14How are you?
06:15Carmen's old beanbag
06:16Who's going to buy then?
06:18Well, we haven't got anything else
06:24We haven't
06:27But I know someone who has
06:32You all right, Frank?
06:35Oh, Frank, you want a hug, yeah?
06:38Oh, that's nice
06:48Frank, I've got to get on a bit now, yeah?
06:51All right, darling
07:00So I climbed the tallest tree in the dumping ground
07:02To prove I wasn't scared of anything
07:04I even ate a Wrigley worm
07:08After that, Justin Littlewood
07:09It was a total pain
07:11Said that I could have my old bedroom back
07:13So I won
07:14That's a brilliant story, Tracy
07:16Well, that and plenty more in my book
07:18Which is still for sale
07:19Anyone?
07:24What?
07:25Well, it's just
07:26Me, Carmen and Lily
07:28We've all done our jobs today
07:29Especially me
07:31So we was wondering if we could have your book
07:34Like, for free?
07:37No chance
07:37Do you know how much these cost me to print?
07:40Can't just give them away
07:45Oh, thanks, Tracy
07:49There you are
07:51You're supposed to be helping me in the laundry room
07:56Oh, no, it's okay, Johnny
07:58You and T have done more than enough today
08:00I'll do it
08:00No, we said we'd help
08:02And we will, T
08:06You've seen the care assistant
08:08Now read her book
08:10Er, what do you think you're doing?
08:12Helping you sell books
08:13For a small profit, of course
08:16Yeah, thanks, but no thanks
08:18Anyway, no-one wants to buy them
08:20They can barely give them away
08:21And they've still got 2,000 copies back
08:222,000 books?
08:25Nowhere to put them
08:27You know what, Tracy?
08:28I think we can help you with that
08:30Do the maths, Frank
08:32Tracy's paying us £2 a week
08:33Shall we look after some books?
08:35How long do you reckon it'll take
08:36For us to save up for our new TV?
08:39Oh, yeah, ages
08:40But don't worry
08:41Because I've got something in mind
08:43Hi
08:44Bye
08:44See ya
08:52Um, I didn't think you'd bring all the books
08:54I didn't
08:55These are just the ones from our kitchen
08:57Now, it sure makes me right with this
09:01Yeah
09:02See you, Zan
09:03We'll find a place for these
09:05Somewhere
09:23Tracy, did I see you in the book here?
09:25Right
09:25You find a place to sash him
09:27I'll keep Mike busy, alright?
09:32I know
09:33Mike has seen it this way
09:54Doing everyone else's jobs again today, see?
09:58Wish you'd tell me why
10:00Johnny, tell her why
10:01Shut up
10:02It's the files, isn't it?
10:04If you have good ones
10:05We'll get fostered quicker
10:08Is that why you've been doing all this?
10:11Guys, being fostered
10:12Isn't based on how many gold stars
10:14Are in your files
10:15See, I told you
10:17Yeah, but
10:17If we're good
10:18I mean, like, really good
10:20Someone will like us
10:21It doesn't work like that
10:23Trust me
10:24I was naughty all the time
10:25And I ended up with a wicked foster mum
10:26That's wicked in a good way
10:29Johnny
10:30Listen to Tracy
10:31Listen to Tracy
10:32She actually works here
10:33And she knows what she's talking about
10:36But how long did it take you to get a foster mum and dad?
10:39Tracy's just got a mum
10:40I read it in your book
10:42Took about three years
10:43What?
10:44Three years?
10:46Okay, so it was a long time
10:47But that's just the way things worked out
10:49Yeah
10:49Probably because you were always in trouble
10:52Well, it wasn't always in trouble
10:54He wrote a book about it
10:56Thanks, Tracy
10:57But I think we're going to keep on doing our jobs
10:59And getting our stars
11:01Haven't you listened to anything I just said?
11:03We don't show foster parents your blue files
11:05They will never see your stars
11:07I'm still doing things my way, okay?
11:09Fine
11:10Be a work slave for everyone
11:12Just don't force your sister to be one as well
11:14Tea will do what I say
11:15When I say
11:27Tracey
11:29You, um
11:30You won't write this in my file
11:32Will you?
11:38You want to sell stuff first?
11:40There's only one place to go
11:41They're in there
11:42Here you go
11:47Kiri's found books
11:49Signed first edition
11:50First editions
11:54Toby, what are first editions?
11:56First editions are the books that were printed first
11:59The first badge
12:00Sir Tracy's books
12:02They're first editions
12:03I suppose so
12:04Hmm
12:14Tea
12:14Hold on
12:15I'll wait
12:15You don't have to do that
12:17Or what Johnny says all the time
12:18He's just trying to do what's best for me
12:20What he thinks is best
12:22Like I said
12:23Doing everyone's jobs
12:24It's pointless
12:25Well, he doesn't think so
12:27Look
12:28What if I said
12:29You didn't have to do extra jobs
12:30And I'd still give you extra gold stars
12:33Think about it
12:34That way you could do whatever you want
12:36And Johnny would be happy with a star-studded file
12:38But then the jobs wouldn't get done
12:40Let me worry about that
12:42So
12:43What do you say?
12:46You don't have to be scared of Johnny, you know
12:48I'm not scared of him
12:49Is that what you think?
12:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
12:54What do you two want?
12:56You know what I want to do
12:57You sign a few copies
12:59We're not giving them away easier
13:01And why would I want to do that?
13:02Oh
13:03We'll give away a few free copies
13:05We'll get spare
13:06Before you know it
13:07You're a number one selling author
13:09Oh, boys
13:10You'd really do that for me?
13:12Yeah
13:16Thanks
13:19Dear Liam and Frank
13:21Do you really think I'd sign my books
13:23So you can sell them behind my back?
13:26Love, Tracy
13:29There's no way to treat your fans, you know
13:33T, I'm only trying to help
13:36You can do the things you like when you like
13:38Yeah, I know
13:39Then why don't you do it?
13:42I can't explain
13:44This is your room
13:45You don't have to tidy it just because Johnny says so
13:49You can do whatever you want in here
13:55Are you jumping or what?
13:59So what else can I do then?
14:00Anything you like
14:04Look
14:07Forget it
14:08That website
14:09With all the websites
14:10You have to be 18 to use them
14:12And here we are
14:13They want postcodes
14:15Bank account details
14:17Credit card numbers
14:19They've thought of everything
14:20Just to stop us using their stupid system
14:23So what do we do?
14:26I just wanted something on my own for lunch, you know
14:30Something cool
14:33How do you get that money?
14:35Yeah
14:35When you're 18
14:38I want to get a drink
14:39I want one
14:51You shouldn't climb it, T
14:53Yeah, you shouldn't climb it, T
14:54I can do whatever I like now
14:56Tracy said
15:01You don't think I can do it, do you?
15:03Look, we'll stand back and prepare to be a mate
15:05T!
15:06T, stop!
15:08You listen to me
15:10Why?
15:11You don't know anything
15:12You don't know how the files work
15:13You couldn't stop them from sending us here, could you?
15:15Get away from that tree
15:16Well, you never do anything fun
15:17So I never get to do anything fun
15:19There's nothing fun about copying Tracy Beaker
15:21Do not climb that tree
15:23I mean it
15:28Ow, get off me!
15:30Get off!
15:31Leave me alone
15:32Stop it
15:32I hate you
15:34You're weird
15:35I hate that you're my brother
15:45out of here
15:45Ewan
15:46Get off my toolbox
15:47Help me
15:47Help me
15:53You don't understand
15:53I love you
15:53No
16:06You love me
17:10What time did you go to bed last night, Frank?
17:12Johnny, where's tea?
17:14How should I know?
17:15I'm just a girl.
17:16Right, you lot.
17:18After yesterday's events, I've decided there'll be no more trading, exchanging or swapping
17:23chores.
17:23You can all do your own job.
17:25Oh, yeah.
17:26Come on.
17:30Someone's not happy.
17:31What's the point of tidying up if we don't get reward?
17:34Because, Liam, if this place turns into a tip, then things are going to start to go missing.
17:38Like the TV remotes.
17:39You're out!
17:53You're out!
17:59Stop it.
18:00Stop it.
18:01You're urchin' a plant, man.
18:19Tea, I said stop it!
18:21It's fine.
18:22Do it yourself, then.
18:23I don't care.
18:27You know what, Tracy?
18:28I apologise.
18:30You tried to warn me about tea, but I just ignore you.
18:34Gina, it's...
18:35It's OK.
18:35I'll sort things out.
18:37I promise.
18:38What?
18:39What's going on?
18:54Toby, have you seen tea anywhere?
18:55In the garden, thanks.
18:57Do some work.
19:05Look, Tracy, look how high I've got.
19:07No!
19:08That tree, it is dangerous.
19:10But I'm doing what you did, just like you told me.
19:12Not this!
19:13You're not allowed!
19:15But you did it.
19:17It's quiet.
19:18Where is everyone?
19:19Tea Taylor was being rude, so Tracy's going to sort her out.
19:23I expect the others are watching to see if she gets in trouble.
19:26Well, tea or Tracy.
19:28Tea, please come down!
19:30Really deep down, you don't want to be up there, do you?
19:34Well, it is high,
19:37but I have to prove that I'm not just Johnny's little sister,
19:39that I don't always do what he tells me to.
19:42Yeah, well, you've done that now, so please come down!
19:44Tea, get down from there!
19:46Yeah, Tea, come on.
19:47Get down from there!
19:53Tracy?
19:55I don't think I can.
19:56Tea!
19:58No!
20:05Get off me!
20:06Let me go!
20:07No, it's dangerous!
20:08We'll call the fire brigade.
20:09Toby, go and get help.
20:10I say let go!
20:17Totally Frank.
20:18A boy's story about care homes and other stuff.
20:22So this is why you're tired.
20:25Fake book signing.
20:27Pretty good idea.
20:28What happens when they open the cover
20:30and realise it's Chase's picture underneath.
20:34Or perhaps read the first sentence
20:37and realise it's nothing to do with his Frank kid at all.
20:43Why didn't you tell me?
20:44I could have helped you.
20:48It was a surprise.
20:50I didn't see you.
20:53You've done all this for me.
20:57So how many we sold so far?
21:01Erm...
21:02Well, none.
21:05Frank, Liam, quick!
21:06Tea's in trouble!
21:10Tea, listen to me.
21:12Just grab my hand.
21:14What's happening?
21:19Tea, grab my hand.
21:21You have to.
21:22I'm slipping.
21:34Tea!
21:45That's so cool.
21:46I want to do that.
21:51Get away from her.
21:53My sister could have been killed.
21:55Back off, Johnny.
21:56Tracy didn't make Tea climb the tree.
21:58Yes, she did.
21:59Ask her.
21:59She's caused all of this.
22:01Because she's a stupid, interfering, big-headed idiot
22:04who'll never be good at anything.
22:06Writing books, working here.
22:08Anything!
22:11Tea, are you okay?
22:15You shift's over.
22:16It's right that you just go home and never come back.
22:29I was only trying to help Tea.
22:31And Johnny, for that matter.
22:33But I know I can never work at the home again after today.
22:37Please give all the children, my love.
22:40I'll miss them.
22:42Yours thoroughly, Tracy Beaker.
23:06Yeah, all right, all right, well, bye.
23:09Mike?
23:09Tracy.
23:11I wanted to give you this.
23:13I know you've probably already made it.
23:15Hey, well done with Tea Taylor.
23:17She was a terror.
23:18Today she's as right as rain.
23:20What did you say to her?
23:23Oh, well, be modest then.
23:26Oh, Tea and Johnny would like a word with you.
23:28I expect they won't apologise properly, you know.
23:31A word with me?
23:33Mm-hmm.
23:34Yeah, during the laundry.
23:37Tracy, did you forget something?
23:42The letter?
23:43It's from me, isn't it?
23:44No, it's not for you.
23:47Well, it is.
23:49It's...
23:50It's junk mail.
23:51I'll go put it in the bin for you.
23:53Bye.
24:00We wanted to say sorry for yesterday.
24:04Yeah, I shouldn't have climbed that tree.
24:06And I shouldn't have made Tea do all those jobs.
24:08She's old enough to make her own decisions.
24:10Then why do you make me feel better?
24:13More normal?
24:15Normal.
24:16Normal?
24:17You see, at home, we had to make sure we kept everything clean and tidy.
24:24Or Mum's boyfriend would get mad.
24:28How mad?
24:29Mad.
24:31Mad.
24:32Especially with Johnny.
24:35Guys, you're not at home any more.
24:37It's OK.
24:40I know, it just...
24:41It just calms me down, OK?
24:44Yeah, I'm not helping.
24:45Only when she wants to, now.
24:48Well, if we want to keep working, fine.
24:50But the others are going to have to do their fair share, too.
24:54Not today.
24:55We said we'd do their jobs for them.
24:57In exchange for them not telling Mike about the tree.
25:02Will you tell him?
25:04Put it in our files?
25:07Not about the tree, no.
25:09As long as you promise not to climb it again.
25:16But yours is a different file, Johnny.
25:18It's not there to punish you or praise you.
25:20It's there to help you.
25:22Which is why I've got to write about how you get angry.
25:26How get angry?
25:27How could you...
25:29It's not...
25:30It's not angry.
25:31I just...
25:32I just get frustrated.
25:34Well, whatever it is, we can help you.
25:36Get someone to talk to you about it.
25:39But we have to log it in the file so they know what's happening.
25:43And you do want to sort it out, don't you, Johnny?
25:46So you and T can be happy.
25:50In the meantime, I'm going to talk to the Lazy Brigade.
25:53Get them to help.
25:54Otherwise, I'm taking the plug off the telly.
25:57Trissie.
25:59I, um...
26:00I didn't mean what I said yesterday.
26:01I think you're really good at working here.
26:18Trissie.
26:19You are in serious trouble.
26:21Then I get the call from Cam.
26:23Could I store any more books?
26:25There's only a few.
26:26It can't do any harm.
26:27Trissie.
26:27We do not use the children's rooms as our own personal storerooms.
26:37Told you there was an EFU.
26:41Where are my books?
26:42Trissie, before you do anything, I really liked your book.
26:46Forget it.
26:47Lying won't save you.
26:48No, honest.
26:49I really read it.
26:50About how you had nothing, but what you did have was your mates.
26:54It really made me realise what I have.
26:57Wow.
26:58I really liked it.
27:00So where are they, then?
27:02I can explain where I made it.
27:11What?
27:12Ooh!
27:27Come on, man.
27:31Oh, yeah, we're...
27:33Trissie, is it a good time to mention that you owe us two pound?
28:04We'll see you next time.