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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what, make up my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:20Who does this remind you of?
00:23Rio, when he doesn't brush his teeth?
00:25Ha ha!
00:25I am Borg, the lord of the mountains
00:30I will destroy you
00:34Rio, come play Puerl
00:36I said Puerl, now!
00:39I'm busy
00:42I'm guessing that you lot must have finished tidying up the attic, eh?
00:44Ages ago, Mike
00:47Very funny
00:48Where do you get the voodoo mask?
00:50What's voodoo?
00:53Magic
00:55Bad magic
00:56Scary magic
01:22O'Rare, they're only teasing you, don't worry about it
01:25I wasn't worried
01:27You should be
01:27The mask might be evil
01:31Ignore her
01:32Forget I ever mentioned voodoo
01:34Right, everyone inside now
01:37Elaine wants to have a word about the little girl who's arriving today
01:40Come on
01:42Oh, Rio, you can, er, take the mask off now
01:44Oh, you have?
01:45Huh
01:49Now, what I wanted to say is, er, the thing is, Millie, she's, erm, well, she's different from the rest
01:56of you
01:56What? You mean she hasn't been dumped?
01:59No, of course not
01:59I mean, yes, but, erm, the thing is, she doesn't act the way you'd expect and she doesn't like to
02:06speak
02:07So, everybody be sensitive, yes, that's it, be, er, be sensitive
02:14Everyone
02:16Say hello
02:19To Millie
02:21Hi Millie
02:22Hi Millie
02:25Now, I know it looks a bit...strange...and...scary...around here, but you'll get used to it
02:41Errgh!
02:42It's real!
02:43What?
02:45Come on, Millie
02:47I'll help you on
02:47All right
02:51Great
02:52Another weirdo
02:53Just what this place needs
02:55Your face won't she push you
02:56I was only trying to be funny
02:57To cheer her up
02:58Yeah, and you did such a great job, any idiot can see she was scared
03:01Only because you told her it was scary here
03:03How sensitive was that?
03:05Oi, I am sensitive
03:07Aren't I crash?
03:09Err, I'm staying out of this
03:11You could crash
03:14Listen, Bex, just because...
03:16It's Rebecca
03:17So sue me, Becky
03:18Just because I don't put pink hearts all over everything doesn't mean I'm not sensitive
03:27Prove it
03:29Okay, I will
03:30Watch and learn
03:33Hi Wolfie
03:34What's up?
03:35Nothing much
03:36Elaine's threatening to set up a meeting between me and my parents
03:39And what do you reckon? You up for it?
03:40No, it's a lost cause
03:42They've let me down too many times before
03:44I know how that feels
03:47I know how that feels
03:48I know how that feels
04:14Justine, I'm okay
04:17I'm better off on my own
04:19Right
04:20Good, I just want you to be happy
04:25Always here for you, Wolfie
04:32Why is she being so nice to me all of a sudden?
04:35Dunno
04:38She probably fancies you
04:54Maybe it is evil
04:55What's up?
05:06Maybe it is evil
05:09Why is she picking on me?
05:12Dunno
05:13You must have upset the dark forces
05:17This is getting freaky
05:19Don't be scared
05:20Ah!
05:21What's all this yelling?
05:23This is supposed to be the quiet room
05:25Who did that?
05:28Well
05:29Who did it?
05:32Don't you mean
05:34What?
05:36Did it?
06:04I don't want to bark
06:21lol it's not funny i'm a lone wolf running free i don't have emotional ties justine little wood
06:35it won't open i can't be locked in stop knocking about let us out open the door come on please
06:42open the door what's up loth very funny crash you know our wolfie hates being shut in it wasn't me
06:50it wasn't come on everyone's in the lounge there's some weird stuff happening around here
07:10so let's get this straight crash wolfie and lol we're all playing with the mask and all this creepy stuff
07:18has happened to them what about me don't forget me i've got it everyone who's touched the mask is cursed
07:26i'm too young to be cursed don't say i didn't warn you guys look at this
07:58looks like millie's found a friend
08:00does anyone else find her a bit creepy oh very sensitive
08:05the way she just stares at you and doesn't speak really freaks me out me too
08:11i know i shouldn't say this but maybe it's not the mask doing all this spooky stuff
08:18maybe it's millie you mean millie's evil you've both lost the plot can't be millie she's just a little kid
08:39more juice wolfie
08:42and justine we need to talk after lunch
08:47It's kind of...private.
08:51Sure, Wolfie. Like I said, I'm always here for you.
08:56What?
08:58It's good juice.
09:02Oi, Millie was sitting there.
09:05And now she's not.
09:26Er, Justine.
09:30Justine.
09:31What is it?
09:34It's just that...
09:37Come on, Wolfie, I don't have all day.
09:42The thing is, I'm really flattered that you're taking an interest in me.
09:50But I'm not looking for a girlfriend right now.
09:53And you're telling me this because?
09:56Well, it's just the way you've been acting, I thought you wanted us to be...
10:00Boyfriend and girlfriend.
10:02Get real, as if I'd fancy you.
10:09Oh, no! The mask has struck again.
10:12At least it's got a sense of humour.
10:14This isn't the mask, stupid.
10:17I haven't even touched the mask.
10:19This is cos I sat in Millie's chair at lunch.
10:22Now do you believe me?
10:23She's evil.
10:24Rebecca's right. Millie's got superhuman strength.
10:28She pushed me right over.
10:30What? Like this?
10:33Well, I'm gonna tell Elaine. Who's coming with me?
10:40Oh, Wolfie, you never said, why did you think I fancied you?
10:46Well, um, Rebecca said...
10:49What did Rebecca say?
10:52Well, that's got into everybody today.
10:55Mike, Elaine, you've got to save us.
10:59Well, you're still not obsessed with this mask nonsense, are you?
11:01It's not the mask we're afraid of. It's Millie.
11:04Millie?
11:05She's evil!
11:07She's evil!
11:07She's evil!
11:09Rebecca Chalmers, you lying-stirly little maggot!
11:12Don't you ever spread gossip about me again!
11:15What on earth is going on?
11:16None of your business!
11:17Justine, go to the quiet room until you've calmed down!
11:22Rebecca, will you stop shaking your head? You're spreading the bugs in you!
11:31I hope you're having to think about what you've done.
11:34Yeah, yeah.
11:36Notice anything strange about that?
11:38Rio, beware, be war.
11:42Yeah, should be a knee on the end.
11:43Exactly.
11:45You'd have thought evil forces could least spell.
11:48Someone round here is having a laugh, and I think I know who.
11:55Recognise this diary?
11:56Get off! That's my diary!
12:00Be war?
12:02Funny how it's spelt wrong. Just like the writing on the wall.
12:05Oh, no! A mask wrote on Roxy's diary. Roxy's curse as well.
12:09No, Rio. Roxy wrote on the wall. And she did everything else as well.
12:14Well done, Scooby Doo. Do you want a badge or something?
12:17Why'd you do it, Roxy?
12:18You needed to be Turtle's boss.
12:20What's that got to do with us?
12:21That was just a bonus. I haven't laughed so much since I melted Layla's doll in the dryer.
12:26But you made us suspect Millie.
12:27Don't blame me for that. You lot decided Millie was evil. All I done was paint something on the wall.
12:33Oh. It was you then, was it?
12:50It doesn't matter who made us suspect Millie.
12:53She's only seven, and none of us have looked out for her. Except Marco.
12:57But he is a bit weird, isn't he? Yeah.
13:00We've been acting like she's a vampire or something.
13:02She's just a little kid. So cute.
13:07What? I always said she was cute.
13:09Does anybody know who Millie is right now?
13:11Probably cry in her eyes. That's somewhere the way you lot have treated her.
13:39Don't go changing channels. I know where you live.
13:42Don't go changing channels. I know where you live.
13:49There's nothing like a homemade cake.
13:53And that's nothing like a homemade cake.
13:56Don't worry. Jackie will love it anyway.
13:59Why isn't she here? It's almost lunchtime.
14:02Crash, she's not going to be rushing anywhere. She's injured. Remember?
14:06We should have got her present to cheer her up.
14:08Flying! Freddie Mercer's here. That's as good as a coming home present.
14:11Why nonsense. I'm just an old has-been.
14:15An old has-been with an Olympic medal.
14:18Freddie used to run with Jackie's grandpa in the olden days.
14:20Oh, right.
14:22Can't wait. The three of us back together again.
14:24One for all, and all for one.
14:30The Three Musketeers.
14:36The Two Musketeers.
14:37The Three Musketeers.
14:42The Three Musketeers.
14:46The Three Musketeers.
14:49The Three Musketeers.
14:57Oh, superhero Marco lost his powers.
15:00Which superhero is he, exactly?
15:03Recycle man.
15:05You're not funny.
15:06Well, you've been wearing that for days.
15:08He's beginning to take on powers of his own.
15:11What's the matter, Marco? Run out of costume ideas.
15:14Oh, just none of your business.
15:20They're right. I've completely run out of ideas.
15:23I can't go to Jackie's party without a new costume.
15:29No, I can't go as just Marco. Marco dresses up.
15:32I am what I wear.
15:36Jackie's back!
15:37Go without me. I'm a nobody.
15:39I'm the boringest boy in the world.
15:42Jackie, you've been mistred. Sorry, Mark.
15:44Oh, wait here, we've got a special surprise for you.
15:46Hi, Jackie. Welcome home.
15:48We're having a party for you.
15:49So, you're the famous Jackie. Hi, I'm Mike.
15:51Hi.
15:52How's your leg?
15:52Can we have a look? Is it broken?
15:54It would be in a cast if it was broken, wouldn't it?
15:56Leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it.
15:58Surprise!
15:59What's he doing here?
16:01Jackie?
16:03I help you unpack.
16:05What part of leave me alone don't you understand?
16:14What about work? For nothing?
16:18She obviously doesn't want to be here.
16:20She's probably just tired after her journey.
16:22No leg was here, no?
16:23Yeah.
16:25Let's go and see how she's doing.
16:28Crash, could you pop in my office, please?
16:29I need to have a chat with you.
16:32Well, that went down like a lead balloon.
16:35I'm sure she didn't mean it.
16:37Once she's unpacked and settled in, she's bound to want to see you.
16:41I hope you're right.
16:44Need a hand with that?
16:46No, thanks.
16:53Actually, Freddie, would you mind having a look at Duke's beans?
16:57I think I'm killing them.
16:59Consider it done.
17:05I'm a boy.
17:06I can't dress up as a girl.
17:08No offence.
17:10Girls are great.
17:11I just wouldn't want to be one.
17:12Oh, what am I going to do?
17:18About time.
17:20What did Elaine want?
17:21None of your business.
17:28Three musketeers.
17:30Yes.
17:32Not.
17:42Hello.
17:44We haven't met, have we?
17:46What's your name?
17:50Cut, got your tongue, cut, got your tongue
18:18Sorry, they won't do. I wore these when I was dressed as a tramp
18:27Hey, what's up, kiddo?
18:29Everyone's mad at me. Either that or I've got the world's worst B.O.
18:36Very funny
18:37Nobody's mad at you
18:39Well, they're doing a pretty good job of pretending
18:41Go away, Tracy. Leave me alone, Tracy
18:44Look, Jackie's bound to be a bit upset having to come back and live here
18:49Yeah, probably heard about your cooking
18:52Touche
18:56So what's Crash's excuse?
19:01Um, look
19:05I'm telling you this because right now he needs a friend
19:08more than he needs a care worker or a social worker
19:12He's upset because his dad's been in touch
19:15He wants to go and see him
19:43He wants to go and see him
19:44It's okay, Danny, thank you
19:45He wants to go and see him
19:47He's upset that he got the right
19:49Are you going to see him, then?
19:53Dunno.
19:55Elaine says he's having anger management classes.
19:58Well, that's a good thing, isn't it?
20:00Too little, too late.
20:03He might just want to say he's sorry.
20:05People like him always say they're sorry. They just never mean it.
20:11He might have changed.
20:12What do you know about it?
20:13You don't know him. You don't even know your own dad.
20:20Nice one, Crash.
20:47Hmm.
20:49That's really painful.
20:50Yeah.
20:52So what is it exactly? A stress fracture? Torn ligament?
20:56It's sort of a soft tissue injury.
20:59Sounds really bad.
21:00Don't you believe me or something?
21:09I'm not sure to have a gardener. What were you thinking of?
21:12Look, he was only having a look at Duke's beans.
21:15And what if he hurts himself?
21:17Oh, yeah. I forgot about the attack of the killer beans!
21:21We can't be too careful. This is a care home, not an old folks' recreation centre.
21:25Oh.
21:29There must be something I haven't worn yet.
21:31One, one, that. One, that, one, that.
21:36I've got nothing new. It's all old, old, old.
21:40Millie?
21:42No.
21:48See? Even Millie thinks I'm boring.
21:53Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you. How are you doing?
21:56Best get out of your way.
21:58You said you're in the way.
21:59Young Elaine. Reminded me that I'm an old man. Not much use to anyone.
22:05Please don't leave. Jackie needs you.
22:08There's something really wrong, Freddie.
22:10It's not just their leg.
22:12What? What's wrong?
22:14I don't know. I was hoping you'd help me find out.
22:22Sometime before we get old would be nice.
22:25Hmm.
22:27Do you think you can get her to the garden?
22:30I'll see what I can do.
22:41You look like you've lost a pound and found a sixpence.
22:46You feel like telling someone who'll probably forget it all by tea time?
22:54Come on. You're wanted.
22:56Go away.
22:57Yeah, yeah. You want to be left alone.
22:59Well, you can't.
23:02Freddie's waiting in the garden for you.
23:03Well, I didn't ask him to come, did I?
23:06The least you could do is say hello.
23:11What would your grandpa think if he knew you were letting down one of his best friends?
23:20You don't have to see him if you don't want to. You're in charge.
23:27Look, this controls these.
23:30And they won't do anything you don't tell them to.
23:36Thanks, Freddie.
23:43What?
23:44In the hoop.
23:45In one.
23:48Okay.
23:49You're on.
23:50I'm sorry.
23:54I'm sorry.
23:57I'm sorry.
23:59I'm sorry.
24:00I'm sorry.
24:01I'm sorry.
24:01Ah.
24:02Yes.
24:03Yes.
24:04You, sir.
24:07Ah!
24:08Ah!
24:13Ah!
24:23that's enough for me
24:37you know Jackie
24:39when your grandpa and I were young athletes together
24:43we learned a lot about sports injuries
24:45I know
24:47won't you take a look at that leg
24:48no
24:52why not
24:55there's nothing wrong with my leg
24:57oh
24:58I faked it so I could come home
25:01oh homesick eh
25:02I was desperate I missed everyone
25:04even Elaine the pain
25:06yep that is desperate
25:09it was just training all the time
25:11I want to be a runner
25:12like grandpa
25:14but it was too hard
25:16and now I'm glad he's not here to see what big fat failure I am
25:19you're not a failure
25:20you just weren't ready
25:21but it was my one chance and I've thrown it away
25:25don't you worry
25:26just leave it with me
25:34thank you
25:35Freddie drink
25:36I've just spoken to the academy
25:38I'm to supervise some light training for Jackie
25:41until she's ready to go back
25:42good
25:43so uh
25:44what do you think about that Elaine
25:45oh um
25:47I'm very impressed Freddie
25:48I'm sure she'll flourish under your supervision
25:50thank you
25:51here comes trouble
25:56I bet you can't guess what I am
25:59I'm old
26:00and
26:01it's new
26:03it's like looking in a mirror
26:07cheers
26:10I'm sorry I was so mean to you Casey
26:12it's okay
26:12me too
26:13I'm really sorry
26:15give me a break
26:16this is more sickening than Mike's food
26:19which reminds me
26:20we've got a party to go to
26:29I can at least limp a bit
26:30and make it look more convincing
26:32ugh
26:32one
26:34ugh
26:51I can make my world come true
26:53all my dreams will lead me through
26:56and the tech won't get me down
26:58my dreams will turn things all around
27:01it's not upon my face
27:03I'll see a better place
27:05doesn't matter what thing
27:06come my way
27:07no no no
27:08believe me now
27:09I'll win someday