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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:13Believe it now, I will win someday
00:19Good morning everyone!
00:21Postcard from Tracy Beaker
00:24I bet you're all desperate to hear about her holiday with Cam, aren't you?
00:31Dear losers, Egypt is great
00:37Cam and I are having a fantastic time
00:41Wish we were all here
00:48Well, maybe not all of you
00:56See you soon
01:00Isn't it nice of Tracy to write?
01:04Children haven't listened to a word I've said
01:07There are studies that indicate that watching too much violence on TV can lead to aggressive behaviour
01:14I say they're more comatose than aggressive
01:18Just blink if you're there
01:21No!
01:22You're right, Elaine
01:23That was a very violent blink
01:25As long as I'm acting head care worker
01:28I'm going to dedicate myself to helping these children to learn to play again
01:40Did someone just say something?
01:42Come on, lads
01:43Like cement, Mike
01:44Mike, have you just finished breakfast? It's almost lunchtime
01:49Nobody ate breakfast
01:50When Duke gets back from the Caribbean, you can all register your complaints, alright?
01:54We'll be too weak from malnutrition by then
01:57Hold on, what's all this?
01:58I ask for easy stuff, you know
02:01Fish fingers
02:02Frozen peas
02:03It's important that children have balanced meals
02:05Duke's recipes
02:09I'm only supposed to be helping out here
02:11I never said I could cook
02:15I can do that
02:17Can't be that hard
02:18Mike, when you pick up a saucepan
02:20Grown carrots tremble
02:25Save yourselves!
02:58Right
02:59No more TV today
03:03Hi!
03:04Children and I have got more important things to do in here
03:07Elaine, the house is not going to clean itself
03:09Duke always had the cleaning done by now
03:10Well, good old Duke
03:13Do I smell burning?
03:15Oh, no!
03:19Well, what do you think?
03:21Is it a TARDIS?
03:22It's a Wendy house
03:23It's a pretend TV
03:25It's not a TV
03:26Forget about TV
03:27It's...
03:29It's a puppet theatre
03:30Cool
03:34Now, we're going to make puppets
03:36and put on a show
03:38and tell happy stories now
03:39Won't that be fun?
03:41We're care kids, Elaine
03:42We don't know any happy stories
03:44Nonsense
03:44This place is full of happy stories
03:46There's, um...
03:49Tracey Beaker settling in with Cam
03:51Last
03:52And, um...
03:54Hayley finding the perfect foster parents
03:55And, um...
03:57Justine Littlewood and her dad living happily ever after
04:00Dad!
04:01Carrie, I've made us all dinner to celebrate
04:04Can you believe it's exactly two years today
04:06since I left the dummy van?
04:09Oh, we're going out?
04:11Cool, I'll go and get ready
04:12Er, sorry
04:15We forgot to tell you
04:16Carrie and I have to go out tonight
04:19What?
04:20Where are you going?
04:22Sorry to let you down, Liv
04:27All right
04:29It's like chocolate pudding for one, then
04:43Let's face it
04:45You're no Jamie Oliver, are you?
04:56Oh, sugar overload
05:04Dad?
05:06Carrie?
05:07Carrie?
05:08Are you home?
05:08Come near you
05:13Oh
05:38Why are you so late?
05:41Pardon?
05:41What does the clock say?
05:43Erm, tick-tock.
05:45It's not funny.
05:46I've been worried sick.
05:48And you left me on my own with a baby all night.
05:50It's only 11.
05:53And we had some important things to talk about.
05:55Yeah, well, you could have at least called.
05:59I'm sorry, sweetheart.
06:04I'll make it up to you.
06:09You need to tell her.
06:18I'm not putting my hands in that.
06:20You have to.
06:21We've got to finish our puppets so that we can tell our stories this afternoon.
06:24It's boring.
06:25It's fun.
06:26We can make puppets of everyone here.
06:28Hi.
06:29I'm Mike.
06:30Top of the morning to you, me old Colleen.
06:33Shall I make a puppet of Marco?
06:35That's the idea.
06:39Roxy?
06:40What?
06:41You said she could make a puppet of him?
06:44Marco!
06:49Right, no!
06:49That is enough!
06:50Stop it!
06:51Look at me!
06:52Find my puppets!
06:53Find my puppets!
06:55Come on!
06:55Right, now.
06:56Come on, chop chop!
06:58Hurry up and get yourselves cleaned up and then we can start making those puppets.
07:01We don't want to make stupid puppets.
07:02You can't force us.
07:04Well, there'll be no telly until you do.
07:09May I present cookies a la Mike.
07:16Mmm, these are nice.
07:19They are?
07:21Yes, they are.
07:22Um, come on everyone, let's eat these downstairs.
07:31Who's the chef?
07:32I'm the chef.
07:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:35Hee hee!
07:39Put these in the kitchen, love.
07:41I need to change his nappy.
07:51Sorry to let you down, love.
07:53I'll make it up to you.
08:07Stella.
08:11Trixie.
08:13Maybe Maisie.
08:19Tinkerbell.
08:21Perfect.
08:24Tinkerbell!
08:25You're more of a tinker.
08:28Oh well, you'll do.
08:29Justine.
08:29Oh, thanks Dad.
08:30This is the best surprise ever.
08:32I've always wanted a dog.
08:34Oi, get off him.
08:35He's mine, not yours.
08:36His name's Bruce and he doesn't like girls.
08:39And who are you exactly?
08:41Justine, er, this is your cousin John.
08:43He's come to live with us.
08:47We've finished our puppets, Elaine.
08:49Well done everyone.
08:50Now can we have our TV back?
08:51I said forget about TV.
08:53This is very exciting.
08:56Who's first?
08:58Hi, I'm Crash.
09:00We're all doomed.
09:02Chantal, isn't that a biscuit?
09:05It's durable and unbreakable and it doesn't make a mess.
09:08Oh, very inventive.
09:10Hi, I'm Justine Littlewood.
09:12And I'm Justine's dad.
09:15Hi, I'm Tracy Beaker.
09:18Excellent.
09:18I think we need to make them a little bit more lifelike.
09:22What?
09:22Do you mean like mine?
09:24Who did you meet, Roxy?
09:27Hi, I'm Elaine.
09:31But why does he have to live with us?
09:33Well, he's been having a tough time recently.
09:37I couldn't just turn him away, could I?
09:40I suppose not.
09:42I knew you'd understand.
09:45Come on, come and say hello.
09:47And afterwards I'll help you move your stuff if you like.
09:50Move what stuff where?
09:51I'll move your stuff into Billy's room.
09:53What? Why?
09:55Well, I can't ask John to sleep on the couch, can I?
09:57Why can't he sleep in Billy's room?
09:59Well, I don't want his dog in with Billy.
10:01It wouldn't be good for him.
10:03Well, that's just great.
10:05As long as Billy, John and his manky dog are happy, that's fine.
10:08As usual, don't worry about Justine.
10:10She'd just get shoved to the bottom of the pole again.
10:37Where are you going?
10:38Back to the dumping ground.
10:40Justine, I really don't want you to go.
10:43Well, then tell him he can't stay here.
10:44What's going on?
10:45Tell him it's unfair for dog breath to chuck me out of my room.
10:49Justine, it's your dad's decision.
10:51Great. So no one cares about me anymore?
10:53Justine, listen to me.
10:55I made a real mess of my life when your mother...
11:00And you ended up in care because of it.
11:03You can't let the kid down. He's family.
11:06So am I.
11:11So what's it gonna be then?
11:13Me or him?
11:14Oh, Justine, please don't do this.
11:23Hello?
11:25It's Justine. I'm coming back.
11:27What? What do you mean you're coming back?
11:29Justine! Just... Justine!
11:37I love my job. Oh, really.
11:40Hold this. I'm Justine Littlewood.
11:44Welcome, everybody, to Elm Tree House.
11:47Elaine, for the last time, will you stop fussing about these...
11:49The show's about to stop.
11:51This is the tale of Justine Littlewood.
11:54Hey, get my biscuits!
11:57I'm Justine Littlewood, and I hate Tracy Beaker.
12:00I'm Tracy Beaker, so you can bug off.
12:03Er, no violence.
12:05I hate dumping ground. I just wanna go home.
12:07Hi, I'm Steve, Justine's dad. Are you ready to come home with me?
12:11Yes, please.
12:12And they all lived happily ever after.
12:15The end.
12:18Now can we watch TV?
12:20Oh, wonderful. I just love happy endings.
12:25Justine, there's something you need to know.
12:27Save it, Mike. I've heard it all before.
12:33Just tell me where my room is.
12:35Upstairs, second on the left.
12:43You must be Justine.
12:45My name's Rebecca Chalmers.
12:47Not Becky or Bex.
12:49Not Rebs or Rebby.
12:50Rebecca.
12:51Okay.
12:52What?
12:54I think you should know I'm not happy about sharing my room with you.
12:58But as long as you're tidy, and don't snore, I'm prepared to try and put up with you.
13:26If only Tracy were here to see this.
13:28We all need speaker.
13:30Justine Littlewood's back.
13:35Whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:36We're not done yet.
13:37Stay tuned.
13:46You've got my perfume and I can smell it.
13:49Take a chill pill, Justine.
13:51I only use like three tiny little drops.
13:52My dad bought me that for special occasions.
13:56Yeah.
13:57I'm sure your diary's jam-packed.
13:59What are you doing this week?
14:00Tea at Buckingham Palace?
14:01Or is it ice and a slice with Peter and Jordan?
14:04Just keep your hands off my stuff, all right, Bex?
14:06I told you it's Rebecca.
14:09You know, if you married David Beckham, you'd be Bex and Bex.
14:12Yeah, well, if I ever did meet David Beckham, I wouldn't wear that.
14:15Now I know where they call it toilet water.
14:17Right, time for some rules.
14:26What?
14:26My side, my door.
14:28Your side, your door.
14:29Do not cross this line.
14:30What?
14:32What?
14:49All right, Wolfie.
14:52Great.
14:53You ready?
14:54I've made three types of sandwiches.
14:57Ham and pickle, cheese and pickle and chicken with a slight hint of pickle.
15:05Don't tell me you don't like pickle.
15:08Bouncer just called, yeah.
15:10He wants me to go and meet him.
15:12What now?
15:13Look, I would have told him I was busy, but...
15:15I haven't seen him since he went to the halfway house.
15:17It's all right.
15:19I understand.
15:19You still going fishing?
15:21Yeah, I need to get out of here for a while.
15:22Come on.
15:38Dinner is served.
15:43Er...
15:45What is it?
15:46I swear I just saw something move in there.
15:48No.
15:49It's mystery stew.
15:51What's in it?
15:52Well, er, that's the mystery.
15:54I think it looks...
15:57interesting.
15:59OK.
16:00OK.
16:01I get the message.
16:02I'll go order some pizza.
16:03Order some Coke and Essence while you're at it.
16:04Watch it.
16:05Er...
16:07Now, listen, everybody.
16:08Laurel's just come back from seeing Bouncer.
16:11And he might be a bit ups...
16:15So...
16:15Try not to mention it.
16:17Just that normal!
16:28Hello, Laurel.
16:29Did you notice how warm it was this morning?
16:32Yeah.
16:34It went bad.
16:35And then it got colder.
16:37And then it got warmer again.
16:39Thank you, Michael Fish.
16:42Hello.
16:43How about ya?
16:44She's doing great, Leila.
16:46Thanks for asking.
16:50Look.
16:51She's doing really well on his own.
16:53She's doing better than I thought he would.
16:55Right.
16:56Who's got my Maroon 5 CD?
16:58She's gone missing.
17:00Well?
17:02Can I come in?
17:04You're going to whatever I say.
17:11You wanted dinner?
17:13You didn't need to hide.
17:14I ordered pizza.
17:17I had a big lunch.
17:1912 sandwiches with a pickle in.
17:20Takes some getting through.
17:24Why don't you come downstairs to the lounge?
17:26Everyone's watching TV.
17:27I don't want to.
17:30Come on, Wolfie.
17:32You have to try and fit in.
17:33I've been trying to fit in, but people around here
17:35have better things to do than hang out with me.
17:38I'm sure that's not true.
17:39What do you know?
17:40I hate this place.
17:42It makes you feel trapped.
17:58I'm coming!
18:01It's alright, it's me.
18:05Blaine?
18:06What happened?
18:08There was someone in my room.
18:10They took my favourite photo.
18:14Somebody's obviously mucking around. Don't worry, Leila, I'll get to the bottom of this.
18:40Hey!
18:46I'm not even gonna ask.
18:49Oi, what have you come as today, Marko?
18:51I've run out of space to keep all my costumes. Don't know where to put them.
18:55Here's an idea, freak boy. Check them all out and join the human race.
19:00That's funny. Erm, the frying pan's not there.
19:04And erm, what's happened to all the aprons?
19:07Someone's taken my lucky rugby socks.
19:09They'll be used to find to follow the pong.
19:12Oh, come on, guys. What's going on here, huh?
19:15We've got a mystery thief. And I've got a very clear idea of what he looks like.
19:34OK. Right. Enough's enough. Now somebody's taken Leila's Marianne to Annette doll with the detachable head.
19:41How do you know one of us did it?
19:43Because no burglar is going to break in and steal a frying pan and a plastic doll.
19:49Right. Who's got my silver locket? It was a present for my dad.
19:52This just got serious.
19:57Well?
20:00Does anyone have anything to say?
20:03Huh?
20:06Fine.
20:07Fine.
20:09If these items are not returned, then we're going to have to call the police.
20:13Is there anybody else?
20:14Whoo!
20:19How many times done!
20:20Oh, my God.
20:53Rebecca, that scheming little witch.
20:59Lala, bouncer's on the phone.
21:00Excellent.
21:04Hey, Wolfie. How you doing?
21:07Look, just stop bugging me, will you?
21:28Oh, Elaine. I'm with Rebecca. What a surprise.
21:32Justine, I hope you don't mind, but with all this stuff going missing,
21:35we're searching everybody's rooms and Rebecca suggested we start in here.
21:38She's so community-minded, isn't she?
21:40You don't mind, then?
21:41Why should I?
21:47Nothing in here.
21:49What?
21:51There has to be.
21:53Rebecca's turn now.
21:57No.
22:00Nothing in here, either.
22:04Oops. Clumsy me.
22:08Rebecca!
22:09I knew you had behavioural problems, but I didn't have you down as a thief.
22:12This is a stitch-up.
22:14It's obvious that Justine planted this.
22:16Why?
22:17Because I put this stuff in...
22:20Honestly, you two.
22:22When are you going to grow up and learn to get along?
22:24I want to see both of you in my office first thing.
22:26Now, where's the rest of the stuff?
22:29Mike's apron?
22:30Rio's CD?
22:31Layla's photo?
22:32I don't know.
22:34This is all I...
22:37was aware of.
22:39Honest.
22:41Great.
22:42So we've still got a thief at large.
23:11What are you doing?
23:14Lol?
23:16Lol?
23:17Lol?
23:17Lol?
23:35Chash!
23:36I was sleepwalking.
23:37Go get Mike.
23:47Whoa.
23:48Lol?
23:49Lol?
24:08Yay! My favourite picture of Bantamie!
24:13Sorry, everyone.
24:14Don't worry. I suppose you can't help being bonkers.
24:17Thanks. That makes me feel so much better.
24:20But why take all this stuff?
24:21I don't know. It's not like I'd won any of it.
24:24Yeah, and they're all Bouncer's favourites.
24:28Marco! That's it! You're a genius!
24:31I know. I am.
24:34Lol, you've obviously been missing Bouncer,
24:36so you've subconsciously filled your room with all of Bouncer's favourite stuff.
24:40So Rio's right. I am bonkers.
24:42No, no, no. It's a natural reaction. You just need some time to adjust.
24:46Right, everybody, bed now.
24:49Come on, sleepyhead.
24:54See you then.
25:02Oi!
25:03You scared the life out of me.
25:05What are you doing? You can't run away!
25:06Why not? No-one will miss me.
25:08I will.
25:11Look, I'm obviously not handling this as well as I thought.
25:15I need a mate to look out for me.
25:17A mate?
25:18Yeah, you. A mate?
25:21No one's ever called me that before.
25:23I'm all fooling.
25:25So what do you reckon?
25:26Do you fancy sharing a room with me?
25:28Well, I suppose I'll have to.
25:31Someone's got to stop you going on the rub every night.
25:34Mate.
25:37Nice one.
25:45So, Wolfie's moving in with Long.
25:47Yeah, and the news that there's a spare room up for grabs is out.
25:50So, I expect we'll have a couple of visitors any second now.
25:59After you, Rebecca.
26:00No, you first. I insist.
26:03We heard that Wolfie's moving out of his room and I was wondering if it would be possible
26:07if Rebecca could move her stuff out now.
26:09Or should I ask Justine to move her stuff out now?
26:13No. Your stuff.
26:15No.
26:16Your stuff.
26:17Nobody's moving any stuff.
26:20What?
26:21Neither of you are getting the single room after the way you've acted.
26:24You don't deserve it.
26:26That is so unfair!
26:28Well, if I'm not getting it, who is?
26:33This room's brilliant.
26:34I've got plenty of space to put on my costumes.
26:37Thanks, Elaine. Thanks, Mike.
26:39You're more than welcome, Marco.
26:41This is your fault, you loser.
26:42No.
26:44You're the loser.
26:46What did you just say to me?
26:47You heard loser.
26:49I'm not a loser.
26:50Yes, you are, Becky.
26:51It's Rebecca.
26:52Whatever.
27:02We're still turning things all around.
27:04The sun is upon my face.
27:06I can see a better place.
27:08Doesn't matter what may come my way.
27:11No, no.
27:12Believe me now.
27:13I will win someday.
27:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.