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00:08Oh, you've not finished your column yet?
00:14Oh, Tracy.
00:16Look, the main thing is not to be afraid of the deadline.
00:21Don't watch the clock.
00:24And suddenly, out of nowhere, you'll get that light bulb moment.
00:54It's just a chance to meet up, have a chat, you know, see how you get on.
00:57Tracy, do you remember that social worker telling Toby about Mr and Mrs Scott?
01:03Very nice couple.
01:05Yeah, yeah.
01:06Well, they're coming to meet him tomorrow.
01:07I mean, we'll wait to meet them, but they might want to foster Toby.
01:12Exciting as that.
01:13Fantastic news.
01:14Hello.
01:17You look like you'd rather get fostered by crocodiles.
01:20Do you remember saying they're really nice?
01:21Yeah, sure.
01:22So, what's the problem?
01:24Problem is, it's bound to go horribly wrong.
01:27Why?
01:27You watch.
01:28From now on, everything I touch will know.
01:31Toby, think positive.
01:33If you want something to go right, it will.
01:35Nah.
01:36Seriously?
01:36What do you want to happen?
01:37Right now?
01:38Mm-hm.
01:39Breakfast.
01:39Right.
01:40Well, let's make you the perfect breakfast.
01:42In this place?
01:43Er, think positive.
01:44Now, what's it going to be?
01:46Boiled egg.
01:47Proper soft, dippy egg.
01:48But not snotty.
01:50Four minutes twenty.
01:54Jeffrey's going to eat so badly.
01:56Harry, can you not get milk on Jeff, please?
02:00Four minutes twenty-seven.
02:01I'm on it.
02:03Go.
02:04Eat him toast.
02:30Yes.
02:31Yes.
02:43Oh, perfect.
02:51I'll do another one.
02:53What's the point?
02:55I told you, from the tea I was born, I'm jinxed.
03:12So far, this just came.
03:21Sissy!
03:22Are you joking me?
03:23My dad's got me two tickets for tomorrow night.
03:26How cool is that?
03:27Yeah, because my dad's like a roadie, so...
03:30We'll probably even go backstage and meet Dizzy and his crew!
03:33Gina, it's gonna be so wicked!
03:36Two tickets, which are worth, like, loads anyway.
03:38You know I so have to go, yeah?
03:41No.
03:42Why?
03:42No way!
03:43You know why?
03:44You are joking me!
03:45Look, let's not go through it again!
03:48Oh, I hate you!
03:52What's going on?
03:54You lot, stopping me from going to the gig.
03:56It's like being in prison.
03:58Wait!
03:59I'm not stopping you from going anywhere.
04:01Why won't Gina let you go?
04:03Because she doesn't want me to see my dad.
04:04Well, she must have a reason.
04:07Wait!
04:07I can't help you if you won't tell me what's going on.
04:11I am on your side, Sapphire.
04:18I'm not gonna change my mind, Sapphire.
04:23If I tell you, just be on their side.
04:26Try me.
04:28The last time I went out with my dad,
04:30I stayed out quite late,
04:32because he was packing up the gear and everything.
04:35How late?
04:36Look, it wasn't that bad.
04:37How late?
04:39Call the police late.
04:40And that's why Mike and Gina won't let me see him.
04:43Because you stayed out too late with your dad?
04:45There must be more to it than that, Sapphire.
04:49The thing is, I kind of accidentally got on the tour bus,
04:53just to speak to my dad.
04:55But then I fell asleep.
04:57Well, that could happen to anyone.
04:58Exactly.
04:59Which makes me think there's still more to it.
05:05Well, if you don't trust me, then...
05:11All right.
05:12A customs man found me.
05:14What?
05:16He was checking for passports and saw me under these coats.
05:21Passports?
05:22Look, I didn't know we'd gone to Amsterdam.
05:24I'd been asleep on the ferry.
05:28The thing is, though...
05:30I just wanted to be with my dad so much.
05:36But now...
05:37They won't let me see him.
05:41And it's so not fair.
05:47It's okay.
05:54Sapphire told me what happened with her dad.
05:56You've got to let her go and see him.
05:58These kids spend their lives away from the people they love most.
06:03But those people aren't always the best for us.
06:05That doesn't mean we're not allowed to see them.
06:09But her dad, to put it mildly,
06:11isn't fit to take care of her without supervision.
06:14Have you seen her yellow phone?
06:19Here.
06:20Read that, in fact.
06:22Read all of them.
06:27The fact is, we're the ones who care for Sapphire.
06:35Would you let her see her father on her own?
06:38You can see that point, though.
06:41Shall I rip these up, then?
06:42No!
06:43Don't do that.
06:45Oh.
06:47You want them?
06:49Yeah.
06:50Well, it's so obvious.
06:51Sapphire, I was trying to help you.
06:54Mind me, you can't stop me.
06:56What?
06:58Well, I'm gonna go, no matter what they say.
07:00And there's nothing you can do about it.
07:02Don't throw it back in my face.
07:03You never said what your dad was like.
07:08Sapphire, don't go.
07:09It's about building up trust with Mike and Gina.
07:12With me.
07:12Well, you don't have to go on.
07:15Look, I'm not going.
07:17Satisfied?
07:22Don't stress about it.
07:24I'm not.
07:25You've got to own the field, you know what I'm saying?
07:29You've got to let them know you're someone spectacular from the start.
07:32Do you want to practice?
07:34And which of your five foster parents did that work best on?
07:38All right, then.
07:40What, do you want to play football?
07:42Do you want to play football?
07:42Do you want to play football?
07:42Oh, thanks.
07:46No, honest.
07:47I don't want to play.
07:48I'll just mess it up.
07:50You'll be great.
07:51He's just kicking the ball around.
07:53Right.
07:54You and me versus them.
07:561-1-1 formation.
07:57Go down the right flanks.
07:58Switch to the left.
07:59I'll cross it in.
07:59Head to top corner, yeah?
08:00Got it.
08:03Oh, just forget it.
08:05I'll mess it up any bit.
08:06The ball will burst or you'll hurt yourself.
08:09Don't be stupid.
08:11Liam can play, so how hard can it be?
08:13T!
08:16T!
08:16Go, T! Go!
08:18Ow!
08:18Ian!
08:20Oh!
08:28Woo-hoo-hoo!
08:30Unbelievable!
09:08Bad luck, boy.
09:10Nice title.
09:15You've already sent this off?
09:17Yeah.
09:18Good, eh?
09:20Toby's the lad at the dumping ground, yeah?
09:23Yeah.
09:24Duh, you told me to use things around me for inspiration.
09:27Yeah.
09:27But when Toby goes outside, birds stop singing and dogs begin to howl.
09:32I know, funny.
09:34Well, do you think he'll find it funny?
09:37Ugh, so negative.
09:39And as if he's even gonna read it.
09:41None of them do.
09:43And even if he does, he's gonna know I'm joking.
09:49What's your bad luck, boy?
09:51Could've been a black cat.
09:52Shut up.
09:55How do you voodoo?
09:59The curse of the mummy.
10:01The curse of the no mummy.
10:03Toby!
10:12Tracy, because you wrote Toby was bad luck, boy, I found some things out.
10:18Black cats are unlucky, but also really lucky.
10:21Cross your fingers.
10:21Did you read my column?
10:23Everyone did.
10:24And that's why you took the mickey out of him.
10:26Ugh, great.
10:28Well, you wrote it.
10:29I was being ironic.
10:34Funny.
10:36Except that his mum and dad were killed in a car crash.
10:40What?
10:41Which isn't funny, actually.
10:44Didn't you even know that?
10:50He was just mucking around.
10:54We didn't mean it.
10:57It's like, we've all had bad luck.
11:01Especially all of us in here.
11:05That's why people are gonna try and rip it out of you.
11:12The thing is, by Tracy making him to bad luck boy, she's made Toby famous.
11:18I wouldn't mind if Tracy wrote a book about me.
11:22What do you think?
11:26I think you put too much on.
11:28Anyway, what's the big deal about Toby's parents?
11:31My mum died.
11:32No one made a big deal about that.
11:34You should tell Tracy she'll make a book about that.
11:36I don't want her to.
11:38My mum died.
11:40She's not coming back.
11:41So here we are.
11:42In the story.
11:45You look like a clown.
11:49Go wash it off.
11:53First do the care work.
11:54Know your kids.
12:01Poor lad.
12:03You can see why he blames himself for the crash.
12:05Yeah.
12:06Then there's this.
12:08The woman who fostered him.
12:11Talk about lightning striking twice.
12:14Unbelievable.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Bit of sensitivity is what's called for for our boy Toby.
12:21The Scots visiting this afternoon.
12:25It's bound to be a little tense.
12:41Tell Mike and Gina I'm not going to see those people.
12:44Why?
12:45Because what you wrote was right.
12:48No it wasn't.
12:51I didn't know about your mum and dad.
12:53See?
12:54Really I didn't.
12:56I was trying to be ironic.
12:58Irony means...
12:59I know what it means.
13:01You do?
13:02It means saying one thing but meaning the other.
13:06Yeah.
13:08So by calling me bad luck boy, you meant I was good luck boy?
13:14No.
13:15I meant you could be good luck boy.
13:18If you stopped believing you were bad luck boy.
13:22You see, I think that you're scared that if you like the Scots then something bad's gonna happen.
13:29But you need to face those fears.
13:35No!
13:40A giant spider!
13:44No, we flushed it down the bug hole there, here.
13:47Kill you in the spider's bad luck.
13:53Oh, don't be such a baby.
13:55It's just a tiny little...
14:05It's OK, it's OK, I will deal with it.
14:12Get it out, just get rid of it.
14:13It's so hairy, it's huge as well.
14:15It's probably made a huge web just inside the plug hole.
14:20Don't get too close, it can move really fast.
14:32Do you get it?
14:33You can get it if you really want.
14:36You can get it if you really want.
14:40You can get it if you really want.
14:43But you must try, try and try.
14:46Take it, get the job.
14:47Thank you!
14:49You succeeded.
14:58Were you scared?
15:00No, of course she wasn't.
15:03I...
15:03No!
15:04No!
15:06And do you know why?
15:07Cos when I touched it, I realised it was all in the mind.
15:10And it just tickled.
15:11After that, I wasn't scared any more.
15:20Toby, wait!
15:24They've lost her parents.
15:26Toby doesn't want them.
15:27See, this is our chance.
15:28The Scots are here!
15:35Did Toby come in here?
15:37Yes.
15:37Can I ask you something?
15:39Where is he?
15:40Is Toby really bad luck, boy?
15:42No.
15:44Toby!
15:45Cos in my book it says 13 is an unlucky number.
15:48Luck doesn't make sense.
15:50Tracy, I think all numbers under 20 are unlucky somewhere.
15:55Where's Toby?
15:56But how can that be when they're lucky somewhere else?
15:59Gus, there's no such thing as unlucky numbers or lucky ones.
16:02So why does everyone believe in them?
16:04Because the whole world is wrong.
16:07Toby!
16:13Toby!
16:15Toby!
16:16Joey!
16:17Toby, don't do this.
16:19They're a really nice couple.
16:21It's a really good opportunity.
16:23For something really bad to happen.
16:28No, Toby.
16:31What you need to know is there's no such thing as jinxes, curses or bad omens.
16:36That's what you think.
16:38It's just something to blame when bad things happen.
16:41It's not real.
16:44Living with the Scots, that could be real.
16:47It's all with my mum and dad.
17:00He's probably a bit nervous too.
17:06Hi, I'm Johnny.
17:07And I'm T.
17:08Oh, right.
17:11No, that really is my name.
17:17Would you like one?
17:18They're from a new tin.
17:19Nearly.
17:20Danny?
17:25I made them late.
17:27I called them names.
17:28That's why they drove up in a tip and that's why they crashed.
17:32No, Toby.
17:33It wasn't your fault.
17:34It was!
17:37Toby, listen.
17:39Nothing will ever bring your mum and dad back.
17:42But if they don't know what to do, Toby.
17:43But if they don't know what to do, Toby.
17:43They could see you now.
17:44They'd want you to be happy.
17:46To give the Scots a chance.
17:50Toby, whatever happens in life, mostly it's up to us.
17:55Not chance or fate or whatever.
17:58You lose out on the good just because you're scared of the bad.
18:05Come on.
18:06I want to show you something.
18:10Now, walking under a ladder is meant to be unlucky, yeah?
18:14Well, we could walk under this ladder a hundred times
18:16and nothing bad is going to...
18:28Fair of idiots.
18:29Fair of idiots.
18:45Was that bad luck?
18:46No, that was stupidity.
18:49Are you ready to meet the Scots?
18:50Yeah.
18:51Come on.
18:55I think our guests have had enough tea, yeah?
18:58Yes.
19:00Why don't you collect the teacups?
19:02Of course.
19:04We're very tidy.
19:05Especially me.
19:06Yeah.
19:06All right, Toby.
19:12He's not in the room.
19:14I'm sure he won't be long.
19:16In the meantime, this just came.
19:18I thought it might amuse you.
19:20One of our team writes a column.
19:22We were name-checked last week.
19:24Shall we see what she has to say?
19:28Toby.
19:29This is Toby.
19:30Hello.
19:32We just had an accident.
19:33Oh, that was bad luck.
19:35No, it wasn't.
19:36It was stupidity.
19:38No.
19:39We were under a ladder and...
19:40Oh, that definitely was bad luck then.
19:42I'll say.
19:43You don't want to go walking under ladders.
19:48It might be a good idea to go and get cleaned up.
19:50On our way.
19:51Toby just wanted to say...
19:52Say hi.
19:54And...
19:54See you in a minute.
20:06Sure you're okay?
20:07Yeah.
20:11Go get cleaned up.
20:12All right.
20:13Bye.
20:18Oh.
20:19Someone must be popular.
20:25Um, going somewhere.
20:27Yeah?
20:28What's it got to do with you?
20:29What do you think?
20:30I was the one that said let's build up some trust.
20:32You can trust me.
20:33Sure.
20:33Last time it was Amsterdam.
20:35What's next?
20:36Join the circus?
20:37That was my dad's fault.
20:38Yeah, right.
20:39Anyway, you shouldn't even be here.
20:41You're not supposed to be downstairs if those people come for Toby.
20:44Well, I guess that's just your bad luck.
20:46It was your choice what you did.
20:48So don't try and blame your dad.
20:49My dad?
20:50I don't give a stuff about him.
20:52I probably won't even see him.
20:53I'm going with Ferris.
20:54Who?
20:55My boyfriend.
20:56So what was all that I've never seen my dad's stuff about then?
20:58I was trying to help you.
20:59Don't pretend you care.
21:02Look, get out of my way or get paint on my clothes.
21:04You are not going anywhere.
21:06Even if I have to lock you inside in myself.
21:08Then give me the tickets.
21:09Give me the tickets!
21:12Brian!
21:14Satisfied?
21:32What now?
21:33I need your help!
21:37Please!
21:54I need to know what's going to happen in the future.
21:59With these people.
22:00Look, just because some people believe these tell the future doesn't mean it's true.
22:03What it might be.
22:12Cut the cards.
22:22Pick one.
22:24Anyone you like.
22:37Well, let's see it then.
22:43No, no.
22:53Toby, wait
22:57Toby
22:59No, no, Toby, listen to me
23:00That card doesn't mean what you think
23:02What have you done now?
23:03Look who's talking
23:05Toby
23:06They found Toby
23:07He was hiding in the garden
23:13He thinks he's all bad luck, boy, because he's on his own
23:15But so are you
23:17And I never get to see my mum, do I?
23:19We're all on our own
23:21Well, I've got these two
23:26And we've got you
23:34Let Safra explain about the death card
23:37No one dies or anything
23:38It's all about turning over a new leaf
23:40Leaving the old you behind
23:41And making a new start
23:44What's wrong with the old me?
23:45Nothing
23:48Hey, what's going on?
23:52Just a minute, Jamie
23:54If your mum and dad could talk to you now
23:56What would they say?
23:58They'd say give life another chance
24:01Do what you want to do
24:31Oh, hey, here he is
24:32Oh, don't you love your friends?
24:34Without all the paint
24:35We thought you might like something new to listen to
24:39We hope you like it
24:40Because we're not sure what stuff you like
24:42Thanks
24:44The thing is
24:45Well, maybe one day we'll get to find out, eh?
24:48The thing is
24:49I've been really nervous about meeting you
24:54In case it all goes wrong
24:56Then Tracy said
24:57I should go for what I really want
25:01And all of a sudden
25:03I realised something massive
25:10I don't want to get fostered
25:22Come on, Toby
25:23Not yet
25:25I thought I sort of had to
25:27But I don't, do I?
25:30That's what you meant
25:32It's what you mean
25:34It's what you want, Toby
25:37It feels good here
25:40I want to stay here with everyone
25:42Yeah
25:42I do
25:45For definite
25:48Is that okay?
25:51Yes, Toby
26:00Come on
26:02Nice to be done
26:06Are you okay, Toby?
26:08Saf
26:10Gina and I have had a ward
26:11And we know that you're anxious to go to this concert tonight
26:14So what about if you go with Tracy?
26:17That way you'd be under supervision
26:18And we'd be prepared to accept that
26:25Hmm?
26:25Yeah, yeah
26:29My tickets
26:30No!
26:32No!
26:34Now what?
26:39Do you think you'll have to do the washing up?
26:41No, it's good
26:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
26:45Go, go, go, go各位
26:45Got it
26:47How tall do you think I am?
26:49Can I join in?
26:51Woo-hoo!
26:51One touch, one touch
26:52Go, go, go, go
26:54Go, go to Toby
26:54Go
26:55Go
26:56Get him! Get him!
26:58Get him!
26:59Get him!
27:02Get him!
27:03Get him!
27:05Get him!
27:12Whoa!
27:18Whoa, whoa!
27:19I think I can take this to get you!
27:23Atchie!
27:25Ahhhh!
27:28Whooo!
27:29Wheee!
27:35Whaaat?!