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00:24What do you think's in there?
00:25I haven't got a clue. I've never noticed it before.
00:28We could open it with a crowbar.
00:29Yeah.
00:29There's got to be a key somewhere.
00:31Have a look at it.
00:34It could be full of cash.
00:36Maybe it's full of bones.
00:38And some poor tortured soul will haunt the dumping ground.
00:44Forever!
00:46You daft.
00:47There's no such thing as ghosts.
00:55Are you sure you're okay?
00:59I love tomatoes.
01:01I think you should sit down, Mike.
01:02It happens to.
01:03You need to take him to the doctors, Elaine.
01:05I can't leave your children alone.
01:06You know what the rules say.
01:07Two members of staff present at all times.
01:10Besides, this place doesn't run itself, you know.
01:12Chill out, Elaine.
01:13It's not rocket science.
01:15I could run this dump with my eyes closed.
01:17And what's in it for you?
01:18A week of late passes.
01:21Deal?
01:23It doesn't look like we've got much choice.
01:28Bouncer counts as an adult, doesn't he?
01:31Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence, Elaine.
01:33Look, Elaine, you'll only be gone for one or two hours.
01:37What's the worst that can happen?
01:53Listen up, everyone.
01:54Thanks to Marco and Millie, we are officially a Mike and Elaine free zone.
01:58Woo-hoo!
01:58Yeah!
01:59Yeah!
02:01Cool.
02:02No one's telling us what to do, right?
02:03Wrong.
02:04I've got a bunch of late passes resting on this, so you lot need to get busy.
02:08Jackie.
02:09Dustin.
02:10Crush.
02:11Your room seriously needs fumigating.
02:14What?
02:14I've known camel houses to smell better.
02:16And, Bex, I've left you in charge of the toilet.
02:20Great.
02:21I'll use your head as a loo brush.
02:23You've got to be joking.
02:24I'm not.
02:26We need to show Mike and Elaine that we can look after ourselves.
02:29It's the first step to more freedom round here.
02:31And what exactly are you going to do?
02:34Supervise.
02:35If you'll excuse me.
02:45Knock them on.
02:46Oh, please, is that the best you can do?
02:49Kids.
02:50Hello, Dad.
02:53Hey.
02:55So where did you come from?
02:56I don't know.
02:58Maybe there's a clue in here.
03:00Er, shouldn't you be getting lunch ready, Sherlock?
03:07Well?
03:08What does it say?
03:10My name's Charlie.
03:12Please look after me.
03:15Listen, Charlie.
03:16Less than number one in life.
03:18Parents are rubbish.
03:21Don't worry.
03:22I'll look after you.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Will that be Justine?
03:25Beat's cleaning up, I suppose.
03:27I don't need anybody's help.
03:28He's only a toddler.
03:29It'll be a doddle.
03:30Please.
03:30I'll go there.
03:37How come Justine hasn't got you lot cleaning as well?
03:39Let it try.
03:41You've got far more important things to do, Marco.
03:43Yeah, like trying to open this chest and getting our hands on the treasure.
03:46One.
03:48Two.
03:50Three.
03:52Two.
04:02Two.
04:03Two.
04:06Two.
04:07Two.
04:09Two.
04:09Three.
04:09Two.
04:09Three.
04:11Two.
04:12Three.
04:16I don't believe it.
04:17Not even a crack.
04:18So what do you think's in there?
04:20Whatever it is, it's ours, right?
04:22Yeah.
04:24And there's just something creepy.
04:27Maybe something magical, like a time machine.
04:56Can't you play something a little less noisy?
04:59It's called self-expression.
05:01I'm trying to encourage his creative side.
05:04Alice could read Adora. It may help us.
05:07I don't need any hippy-dippy help.
05:09I can tell you lots of things.
05:11What he's been through.
05:13How he's feeling.
05:16What he had for breakfast.
05:19Better change his nappy.
05:21Why me? You said you wanted to help.
05:22You don't want any hippy-dippy help, remember?
05:25No, it's just that I'm boss,
05:27and it's my duty to delegate.
05:29What? Two chicken to change a nappy.
05:31I've changed hundreds of Billy's nappies.
05:34It's no big deal.
05:35Uh-oh.
05:37See?
05:39Well, go on, then.
05:41You'd better do it quickly before he...
05:42Wee!
05:45Move over.
05:46You couldn't take care of a potty plant.
05:53Where'd you learn to do that?
05:55It's just a nappy.
05:56No big deal.
05:57No big deal.
05:57No big deal.
06:01No big deal.
06:17Weed!
06:18No big deal...
06:19No big deal.
06:20What am I doing?
06:23The party...
06:24And this party...
06:25Do you want to do it?
06:25That's what I'm doing.
06:26You're welcome, Pocap.
06:28What are you going to draw?
06:30That's it.
06:31What's he doing? He's using my paints.
06:34What's that?
06:35I think it's what you'd call an impressionist piece.
06:38It's what I'd call a mess.
06:40Lesson number two in life. Don't listen to your critics.
06:43He's a bit too close.
06:45Watch it! He's gonna...
06:47Justine! Oh!
06:49He didn't mean it. It was an accident.
06:51It's all over the place.
06:53He's wrecked my homework. I spent days on that.
06:55Oh, I can't believe this. It's ruined.
06:57Oh, now you're quickly done.
06:58Me? You've got a nerve.
06:59Look, just help me tidy this stuff up before Elaine and Mike come back.
07:03No chance.
07:03Please!
07:04You said you don't want our help, remember?
07:06Justine, I can't believe you.
07:07What's going on?
07:08I heard Charlie crying.
07:09Nothing's wrong, nose ache. He's fine, aren't you, Charlie?
07:13Charlie?
07:15Charlie!
07:16Charlie!
07:18Charlie!
07:25I passed in my phone!
07:27Have you heard a knocking?
07:28I've heard of using the key.
07:29He's missing.
07:30Clever clogs.
07:31Yeah, well, so's Charlie. Have you seen him?
07:33Who?
07:34Cubes, not your nose back this high.
07:36No.
07:37Oh, forget it.
07:43Have you seen Charlie?
07:44Yeah.
07:44No.
07:45Hello, Dad.
07:46What have you done?
07:47What have you done?
07:48He isn't a toy.
07:48But he was crying.
07:51And we just wanted to cheer him up.
07:53By dressing him up in a pink tutu.
07:56Erm, Justine?
07:58No, listen, Alice.
07:59I'm in charge here today and I've got to look after Charlie.
08:02That's the thing.
08:04He's gone.
08:08Charlie?
08:34Charlie?
08:36Charlie?
08:37Have you found him yet?
08:38Well, I did.
08:40But I lost him again.
08:41You idiot.
08:42I can't believe you lost him twice.
08:44Oh, just shut up and start looking for him, will you?
08:46He could have really hurt himself.
08:48You can't let a toddler out of your sight, not even for a minute.
08:50Stop talking like some sort of expert.
08:52I do have a brother his age, you know.
08:54Yeah, well, you're not the only one.
08:55What?
08:57I've got a half-brother called Jake.
09:00Dad's girlfriend had a baby.
09:02Charlie.
09:03I practically bought them up myself and they went out partying, so I am quite an expert,
09:06actually.
09:08Sorry.
09:09Forget it.
09:10I'm gonna go check downstairs.
09:14Charlie?
09:15Charlie?
09:34Oh, Charlie, there you are.
09:36I thought I lost you.
09:38It's so cheeky, do you know that?
09:41Just like my brother Billy.
09:43Seeing you kind of makes me want to go back home.
09:47But that's our secret.
09:50Lesson number three in life.
09:52Never admit defeat.
09:54Lingo!
09:58Oh, please let this be what I think it is.
10:27This is it, Charlie.
10:29Whatever's in this box is ours forever.
10:31No way!
10:32We've been busting a gut over this.
10:33Yeah, but we saw it first.
10:34We found the key.
10:36Lesson number four in life.
10:38Finders keepers.
10:46What is it?
10:47I don't know.
10:49Maybe it's a giant tarantula.
10:50Or a shrunken head from a hundred years ago.
10:58Well, at least it was nothing serious.
11:00I just hope they survived without us.
11:02It seems nice and quiet.
11:05I can't bear it.
11:07Just open it.
11:08You lot ready?
11:25You sad.
11:27You scream like an old lady.
11:29I never.
11:30You thought it was a ghost.
11:31Ooh!
11:33So much for hidden treasure.
11:35Yeah, like that's gonna happen in the dumping ground.
11:38Lesson number five in life.
11:40Expect to be disappointed.
11:42I heard screaming.
11:44Must be the blow to your head, Mike.
11:46Does funny things to the senses.
11:48Hello, Dad.
11:50Uh-oh.
11:55Justine!
11:58Justine!
12:02Justine Littlewood can be very surprising sometimes.
12:06Yeah, she did okay, didn't she?
12:08So, is Charlie gonna stay with us?
12:10Please?
12:11I'm sorry, guys.
12:13He's just too young.
12:15I've made a few phone calls and I've already arranged temporary foster care for him.
12:20Come, come, come, come, come, come, go.
12:23Mommy!
12:24Let's go to school.
12:25Mommy!
12:25Don't just stand there.
12:27Come and join us.
12:28Is that good?
12:28Why?
12:29Well, he's cute, but he ain't no Michael Schumacher.
12:33What's this?
12:35Charlie!
12:37He'll be okay, won't he?
12:39Of course he will.
12:40Baby's a big business.
12:43Last lesson for today.
12:44The best time to get dumped is when you're young and cute.
12:56It's so beautiful.
13:07Bye!
13:10Bye!
13:13Bye-bye!
13:15Bye!
13:16See ya!
13:20Don't tell me hayfever.
13:22Yeah.
13:25It's a killer this time of year.
13:36Oh, you! Stick around.
13:38There's more Beaker to come.
13:43Special guest day.
13:44What genius come up with that idea?
13:46Er, hello. We're here because no one wants us, remember?
13:49Don't worry. Your dad will be here soon.
13:51Yeah, well, I've heard that before.
13:54Freddie's not here either.
13:56You don't think they've forgotten, do you?
13:58Traffic must be bad, that's all.
14:00You meant to be late for parties.
14:03It's fashionable.
14:04Where'd you come from?
14:05I'm practising my secret agent sneaking.
14:08You're getting good.
14:10Have you got a guest coming?
14:11The CIA had sent me a tough-talking super-agent to help me with my mission.
14:16That'll be it now.
14:21Millie? Tough-talking?
14:23You'd better believe it.
14:25Oh, no. No, I can't believe this is happening.
14:29Must have been something you said.
14:32What'd you have to bring Dogface here for?
14:34Nice to see you too, Justine.
14:35All I wanted was some time with you on my own.
14:37You couldn't even do that, could you?
14:38Justine, we have to get this sorted out.
14:41What's the sort?
14:42He moved in, I hated him, and I moved out.
14:45Sorted!
14:45Stop it!
14:46Would anyone like some lemonade? Or peanuts?
14:49No, Tara, I'm allergic.
14:51To lemonade?
14:52No, to nuts.
14:53They make my throat close up.
14:54You could die.
14:56No, it's OK, C, cos I carry this pen.
14:58So if I accidentally eat anything with nuts in it,
15:00all I have to do is inject myself.
15:03It's dead simple.
15:03Just like you.
15:05You two have a nice day.
15:06Together.
15:08Justine, wait!
15:11You know, you should really give your cousin a chance.
15:13He's got a lovely aura.
15:15All purple and sparkly.
15:17Makes me glad I've got second sight.
15:18Have you got second sight in these glasses?
15:39Go ahead, Lol.
15:40It's a long crash.
15:41Go on.
15:42Oh, Lol!
15:43There's only one real aura.
15:46There's only one real aura.
15:50There's only one real aura.
15:52Goal!
15:53Ain't we lucky there ain't two?
15:56Can I join in?
15:57Sure.
16:04Would you like some help with that?
16:06I'd love some help.
16:07Would you mind taking these coats in time for me?
16:09No problem.
16:10Glad to be of assistance.
16:12I didn't know you had a guest, Alice.
16:14I don't.
16:15Oh.
16:16So, er, whose guests are you then?
16:20Roxy's!
16:20Roxy's!
16:21Roxy!
16:21This is Emily.
16:22She's my best mate.
16:23Any friend of Roxy's is a friend of mine.
16:25Come on, Roxy.
16:26Let's help Alison take these coats inside.
16:28Of course.
16:29You know me.
16:30I love to lend a hand.
16:32Erm, Roxy.
16:33Have you been in the sun too long?
16:40I'm so pleased you came.
16:42He stays like this, I really miss Grandpa.
16:44You're doing really well.
16:46And I'm glad to be here.
16:49You tired?
16:50Tired?
16:51Me?
16:52I'm a long-distance runner.
16:54Don't even know the meaning of the word.
17:00Jackie!
17:01Shh!
17:04Where's Justine?
17:05I thought she was outside with her dad.
17:07No, he's playing footy with her cousin.
17:09Oh, no, that can't be good.
17:10Come on, let's go look for her.
17:11Yeah.
17:12Hi.
17:24Justine, what are you doing in here?
17:26Teaching my dad a lesson.
17:29I think he's just a lovely owner.
17:31Please come outside.
17:32You don't have to talk to him.
17:33You could just hang out with us.
17:35And give your dad the evils from the sidelines.
17:38All right then.
17:43Hi.
17:46Hi.
17:50Hi.
17:56Hi.
18:01Hi.
18:02word in the office, if I may. Oh, no, they're taking me in for torture. Don't worry, Agent
18:07Millie, I'll never talk. After you.
18:19Greetings, Marco. How's it hanging? Sorry, Mr Boxer, that's classified.
18:24Aha. Secret agent, eh? There's nothing for it, Mrs Boxer. We'll have to administer the
18:30truth drug. The green ones are the most powerful. Oh, no, not the green ones. We've got some
18:37very exciting news for you, Marco. The panel have assessed your form F and... It's been
18:44accepted. We've finished the paperwork on your fostering. Your mission, should you choose
18:50to accept it, is to come and live with us. Mission accepted. I'll just take the brief
18:56agent Millie first. Is Millie your friend who never speaks? Oh, yes, it's all very sad.
19:01Millie's not sad. She's the best friend I've ever had. Those two are inseparable. Well, run
19:09along then, Marco, and go in brief, Agent Millie.
19:30Good man. John.
19:37Right. Game over. Time for tea. Don't blow the whistle yet, ref. The super sub's on.
19:43Er, I think super sub's off. What's that, lad? Er, your hair.
19:53Oh, no. I've gone mouldy. No, it's green paint. I'm sorry, Freddie. I'll find out who to piss.
20:00But you don't have to. It was her. Me? Typical. Something goes wrong to blame a well-hearted
20:06friend. But we saw her. Her hands were covered in green paint, weren't they? Yeah. You must
20:10be confusing me with someone else. There's no green paint now, Jackie. But I saw her.
20:15It must be a mistake. Emily's been with us all afternoon. Right, look, guys, the show's
20:19over. Go on, tea, go. Freddie, do you want some help cleaning up? Don't worry about it.
20:23I've always wanted to be a punk rocker.
20:36Millie, please don't be angry with me. I'll visit you all the time. Every week, every day.
20:44I'll buy you loads of presents. I won't forget you. Millie? Agent Millie, do you read me?
21:14OK, then, Pats, people, get ready for Murder by Mocker.
21:19Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Come on, Justine. Kate makes it better.
21:32Bro, they're minging. Why have you... Why are they? I didn't make these. Someone's messing my Mocker.
21:41Well, cayenne pepper, tomato sauce, cod liver oil and, er...
21:46Pickled gherkins. Right. Any chance of seconds?
21:49John, what's the matter? You've got one crucial ingredient. Nuts.
21:53Oh, right. OK. Just relax. Everything's going to be fine.
21:57Just breathe as deeply as you can, John. You're going to be fine.
22:02Just relax, yeah?
22:14Coming through.
22:17Step back at the run.
22:19Panic's over. He just needs an injection.
22:22I thought you'd done a runner.
22:24Well done, love.
22:26It's nothing.
22:42So tell me, what are your problems?
22:45I want to be fostered by the boxers. They're perfect.
22:50Then why aren't you happy?
22:52Because I don't want to leave Millie behind.
22:55But you can't be in two places at once.
23:00Tell me something I don't know, Doc.
23:05I can't believe someone sneaked into the kitchen and spiked my brownies.
23:11Right after they've done Freddy's head. Look.
23:14You know what this is?
23:16Sabotage.
23:16You mean someone's trying to ruin our guest day?
23:19Mm-hm.
23:19Yep. And they can't get away with it.
23:22Nobody greens my friends.
23:25How are you feeling now?
23:26I'm OK.
23:27You've been nearly had your dad to yourself again there.
23:29Typical. I mess everything up.
23:32Thanks, Justine.
23:34It's OK.
23:35Besides, I've always wanted to stick a needle in you.
23:38I noticed.
23:40Look, I never meant to come between you and your dad.
23:43If you want your old room back, I'll be fine on the sofa.
23:46Thanks.
23:47I'll think about it.
23:50All right, you two.
23:52Yeah.
23:52Yeah.
24:01Why?
24:04Someone's booby-chapped the doors.
24:10Uh, look what I found.
24:16I knew it.
24:16You were so fasted.
24:20Come out there!
24:21Is it?
24:21I'm stupid!
24:23Right, she's not going anywhere.
24:24You guard the door.
24:25I'll go get mine.
24:31He's making it up.
24:32Ellie hasn't done anything.
24:36OK, Emily!
24:38Come out with your green hands up!
24:42What's wrong?
24:44You've got to believe me.
24:45She was covered in green paint.
24:48How do you do that?
24:49Now, if you mind, Emily,
24:50they're always making up the lies about me, too.
24:52Come on, guys.
24:54What's going on here, huh?
24:59Come on.
24:59Twins!
25:00And both evil.
25:02Leg it!
25:09No way!
25:15What's all this noise?
25:16What's going on?
25:17Don't worry, Special Agent Marco.
25:19We're attacked by a two-headed monster,
25:21but we've got it under control now.
25:40Mr. and Mrs. Boxer,
25:42I have invented a machine
25:44that will turn me into a super bionic foster child.
25:49But something's bent wrong.
25:52The machine turned me into a two-headed monster.
25:58And now you have to foster me and my other head.
26:03Please?
26:08Elaine, I assume a two-headed monster requires more paperwork?
26:13Yes.
26:14That's not the point, Mr. Boxer.
26:16A child-centric approach is pivotal to my strategy.
26:19What's that in English?
26:20I need informed consent from Millie herself.
26:24Oh, Millie.
26:28Do you understand what's going on?
26:31Do you want to go home with these nice people?
26:34Of course I do, Elaine.
26:36Are you mad?
26:38Let's file form-off immediately.
26:40I've got some packing to do.
26:44What?
26:46I can make my world come true.
26:48All my dreams will see me through.
26:51And the fact won't get me down.
26:53My dreams will turn things all around.
26:56I'll slide upon my face.
26:58I'll see a better place.
27:00Doesn't matter what, they come my way.
27:02Believe me now, I'll win someday.
27:07Bye.
27:08Bye.
27:12Bye.