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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:13Believe me now, I will win someday
00:23Stop the presses!
00:24Who wants to be in the newspaper?
00:26What?
00:27The local newspaper has finally noticed the genius talent of ace reporter Tracey Beaker
00:31They want to run a story about life and care homes
00:34And I suggested Tracey might be the right person to write it
00:36So fancy having me dish the day on the dumpy ground?
00:39Stop right there, Tracey
00:40No gossip and no scandal
00:43What?
00:44What am I supposed to write about?
00:45Well, they want the article to reveal the truth about life and care
00:49So tell them how tough it is
00:50You know, it's not just hanging out all day with your mates playing pool
00:53There are deeper issues about family and loneliness, abandonment, all that sort of stuff
01:01So we can't mention Mike?
01:03No
01:03Or Shelley
01:04No, definitely not
01:06Elaine's got what?
01:13Look, if I was writing it, I'd go for gritty social realism
01:18You know what I mean?
01:21A note to self
01:22Get a dictionary
01:25And a dictaphone
01:27Taxi for Miss Cam Lawson
01:29You're late
01:30No tip for you
01:32Er, that is rank
01:33Oh, nice to see you too, Tracey
01:37More dog, Gary
01:39It's not working
01:41He's lost forever
01:45Wait
01:47I'm getting something
02:01Look
02:02Roxy?
02:03Sticks and stones, they break my bones
02:06Now if I break them first
02:09Hi, Roxy
02:10We're looking for like Lizard or Rufus
02:12Have you seen him?
02:13Maybe
02:14What does he look like?
02:14He's got soft bone feet, long ears and a pink tongue
02:19Not anymore he hasn't
02:21Roxy
02:23Roxy
02:24Roxy
02:25Roxy
02:25Roxy
02:25Roxy
02:26Roxy
02:27Roxy
02:27Roxy
02:28Roxy
02:28Roxy
02:29Roxy
02:39Roxy
02:40Roxy
02:41Roxy Roxy
02:47What? I needed someone to keep my step in, so to pull his stepping out.
02:52Look, he's got a lovely new collar and a cute little hat.
02:57That's not a hat. I sewed his ear back in the wrong place.
03:02It's going to be all right. Here.
03:07Put this on. It's a charm necklace blessed with mystical powers.
03:11How does it work?
03:13You close your eyes, turn around two times and make a wish.
03:17And a fairy queen appears, waves a magic wand and turns you into a princess, I suppose.
03:25Don't be silly. That's my necklace with the glass beads.
03:33One, two.
03:36I told you the necklace is magic.
03:39Yeah, right.
03:41There's no one there.
03:44So much for your stupid necklace.
03:48Oh, hello. Where's she come from?
03:51Dogs can't talk, stupid.
03:53She must be to replace Rufus.
03:56The necklace is weak.
04:00To whoever finds me, my owners have split up and can't look after me anymore.
04:04They've left me here because she'll look after unwanted things.
04:08Yeah.
04:09She can write too.
04:11Are you ever going to go, Brim?
04:14The harsh reality of life in care.
04:20Where are you going to start?
04:21I'm not going to write that twaddle.
04:24You not?
04:25Don't you know how the adult mind works?
04:27Cat only wants me to write about how rubbish it is living at the dumping ground because she
04:30thinks it's going to make me want to move back in with her.
04:33So what are you going to write about?
04:36Isn't it obvious?
04:37I write about how fun it is living at the dumping ground and what a great laugh we'll
04:40have.
04:42There's no way that she can stay here.
04:44I've got some potential foster parents coming round later and I don't want anything to
04:47put them off.
04:49Please, Kelly?
04:51I can't have dogs running round the place.
04:54But she's been dumped with no one else to look after her.
04:59Guess I can.
05:01She's going to need food, exercise, entertainment.
05:05Just like us.
05:06What, are you saying we're too much hassle?
05:09No, I meant that...
05:11We could always drop her off at a rescue centre if you'd like.
05:14Fantastic idea.
05:15She'd be well looked after.
05:17Yeah, just like here, really.
05:18Like a sort of care home for dogs till they find new owners.
05:21Won't that be great?
05:23Just like here, but not here.
05:25Yeah, but what happened to the dogs and nobody wanted foster?
05:28Well, they're, uh...
05:32Well, uh...
05:40What?
05:42I only wanted them to taste my meat pie.
05:45It was my necklace of water here, so we've got to help.
05:49Why can't she just go to a rescue centre?
05:51Because if no-one wants to foster her...
05:56Don't be daft.
05:58They don't do that.
05:58She'll be like us.
05:59In care until she finds her home.
06:01But she might not find a home without our help.
06:04Then she's come to the right place.
06:05We're the fostering experts.
06:07Just think of what we can do with all that experience.
06:09She's doomed.
06:10We could make posters and stick them on lamp posts.
06:12Now we're talking.
06:13What's her name?
06:14Oh, she hasn't got one yet.
06:19Daisy.
06:20That's a cow's name.
06:21My grandma was called Daisy.
06:23That dog definitely reminds me of someone.
06:50Oh, Tracy!
06:52What?
06:53The dog.
06:54It looks like Tracy.
06:56Two beakers in one, don't we, ground?
06:57That's gotta be bad news.
06:59We better get cracking.
07:00Come on, people.
07:01Let's show this dog that she's not alone.
07:03Do you think that not having parents bossing you about
07:06is the biggest advantage about living in care?
07:08Well, there is Shelley.
07:09And Elaine.
07:10Do they boss us around and tell us what to do?
07:12True.
07:14The food.
07:15The food here is great, isn't it?
07:18It was until Duke left.
07:20Okay, okay, forget that question.
07:23Let's start with something easier.
07:26What would you say is your favourite thing about living at the Jumping Ground?
07:37Second favourite thing?
07:45What's the thing about living at the Jumping Ground?
07:57Oh, please.
07:59You don't actually believe that.
08:02Good girl.
08:03All right.
08:06Turn it in.
08:11You must be the lucreers.
08:13Please, come in.
08:14I'm Shelley Appleton.
08:16Is it safe to leave the Ferrari there?
08:18Oh, my.
08:19Yes, of course.
08:21Only two seats, so you won't be taking anyone with you today, then.
08:25No, we've got a people carrier for that.
08:27You can get at least six in the back.
08:28Easy.
08:28See, we've just built a tennis court opposite the swimming pool.
08:32Oh, it'd be so lovely to have someone to share it all with us.
08:35When can I move in?
08:38I don't know about you lot, but I'm going to change my socks.
08:46Pathetic.
08:48So, it's a big house, then?
08:50Huge.
08:51A big old gothic mansion with towers, spires and gargoyles.
08:56Sounds pretty spooky.
08:58Oh, it is.
08:59But if you can live with the cobwebs, it's great.
09:02Whee!
09:04Whee!
09:05Whee!
09:06Whee!
09:06Whee!
09:07Whee!
09:07Whee!
09:07Whee!
09:07Whee!
09:08Whee!
09:08Whee!
09:09Whee!
09:15Whee!
09:21We're not being very helpful.
09:23And you're trying to make this place sound like a holiday camp.
09:25Basically, living and care is dull and boring.
09:28Don't you mean a relaxed atmosphere and plenty of recreation time?
09:32At last, we're getting somewhere.
09:34Anything to add a rush?
09:35There's no privacy for starters.
09:37No privacy.
09:39Don't you mean constant care and attention?
09:42And there's no peace and quiet.
09:43People are always arguing and shouting.
09:45Lively atmosphere.
09:46This is good stuff.
09:48Keep it coming.
10:05Stop twisting our words.
10:07You always hated being in care.
10:08Now, stop whinging.
10:10If it was so bad, why did you leave the sports academy and come limping back?
10:13That's well out of order.
10:14Temper temper.
10:16Okay, I admit it.
10:17Living in the dumping ground is absolutely brilliant.
10:20It must be.
10:21Why else would somebody who actually had a chance to have a real home give it up and move back?
10:27You have to come down and meet these people.
10:34We've got a whole range of children here.
10:36The only problem is getting them all together in the one place.
10:38Good afternoon.
10:40Good afternoon.
10:40My name's Rio Willard.
10:41It's a pleasure to meet you.
10:45May I introduce some of my friends?
10:48Millie.
10:50Alice.
10:52How do you do?
10:53Leila.
10:54Plead to meet you.
10:56Wolfie.
10:58Bonjour.
10:59Hello.
11:02Marco.
11:04And this is...
11:07Who are you?
11:08Your sister.
11:10Of course.
11:11This is Roxy.
11:13What an adorable group of children.
11:16I just wish I could take all of you.
11:19Great.
11:19If you come back with a people carrier, we could be ready and packed in, say, half hour.
11:24Oh.
11:25And who's this?
11:27Are you looking to get fostered too?
11:29No.
11:30No.
11:31This is Tracy.
11:33She's had a very hard life and is looking for a good home.
11:37Please foster her.
11:39Oh.
11:40Couldn't leave a cute little thing like you here now, could we?
11:43No.
11:44She might look cute, but actually, she's got fleas.
11:46She's wrong.
11:47You're so fast.
11:48She isn't a house train.
11:49She smells.
11:50She's vicious.
11:51She's for Rose.
11:52She's nice.
11:56What's going on?
11:58Perhaps we'd better foster a dog to start with.
12:00See how it goes.
12:02Let me get this straight.
12:03You came here to foster a child and you're leaving with a dog.
12:07She needs a good home.
12:09We all do.
12:10This isn't a holiday camp.
12:12It isn't fun living here.
12:14And you've got the opportunity to change someone's life.
12:16Are you going to give it to a dog?
12:33I'm sorry.
12:34We've made up our minds.
12:35We're taking Tracy.
12:37Me?
12:38No.
12:38Tracy.
12:39The dog.
12:40Well, that's her name, isn't it?
12:42The dog is called Tracy.
12:45You name that wiry-haired fleabag Tracy.
12:48It was her.
12:48It was her.
12:48It was Tracy.
12:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:20Roxy, just the girl I was looking for. There's a present for you in the driveway.
13:29A dog of yours must have left it.
13:32Clean it up, could you?
13:36Alex!
13:38Well, you, stick around. There's more beaker to come.
13:49What now?
13:57Come in.
13:59I said, come in.
14:00I said, come in.
14:09Ah!
14:19Lynn?
14:20Don't even think of laughing Mike Milligan.
14:23Whoever did this is in so much trouble.
14:29It's not funny!
14:30I want whoever's done this to own up right now.
14:34Well?
14:35It wasn't me.
14:36What's going on?
14:39Cool. Who iced Elaine?
14:41It's not funny!
14:42This is serious.
14:44Elaine's clothes are ruined and the office needs cleaning.
14:47Now, who did it?
14:49Um, Shelley, I wonder if Justine knows something we don't.
14:53After all, she did arrive later than everyone else.
14:55Um, why don't you hop back under your stone, Bex?
14:58Touched a guilty nerve if I, Justine.
15:00Actually, Rebecca, you're wrong.
15:02At the time of the incident, Justine was with me in the quiet room.
15:08And then you multiply by twenty-four.
15:13Elaine!
15:14She's probably got a finger stuck in a disc drive or something.
15:18I'll see what's going on.
15:19You just finish your homework.
15:22So, Justine, seeing as you're the only one I can rule out, you can go.
15:27Everyone else will sit here until the culprit owns up.
15:29But that's not fair.
15:30You tell them, Justine.
15:32Jackie and Crash will come in cinema with me.
15:33We've got tickets and everything.
15:34You're not going anywhere until we find out who's done this.
15:37Well, with your powers of deduction, Elaine, that'll be the twelfth of never.
15:42What if I solve the crime?
15:43That's up to you, Justine.
15:45But whoever's done this will be grounded and will spend tomorrow cleaning the office.
15:49And if no-one owns up, then you'll all be grounded.
15:53What?
15:54You've got one hour.
15:57One hour?
16:05Well, I'm not spending my Saturday scrubbing out of the stupid office.
16:08Come on.
16:09Oh, no.
16:09Who did it?
16:11It's not me.
16:11Look at me.
16:12I didn't do it.
16:13I didn't do it.
16:13Pack it in, you lot.
16:14I'm trying to concentrate.
16:16On what?
16:17I'm drawing a detailed plan in the dumping ground so I can track everyone's movements at the time of the
16:21crime.
16:22Yeah, I like that's going to help.
16:24And if I can't solve this, then I'll make this for the night.
16:26No change there, then.
16:31Please don't argue.
16:33Roxy and I are supposed to see Chantel tomorrow.
16:35And if Shelley doesn't let us go, someone's going to be very, very sorry.
16:41Chill, Roxy.
16:42I'll sniff out you, Danit.
16:44Yeah.
16:46Of course you will.
17:13Right, let's get started.
17:17Motives.
17:18Which one of you lot would have a reason to commit such a despicable, yet genius crime against Elaine the
17:23Payne?
17:25As I overheard a certain conversation this morning, I think I might already know the answer to that.
17:35Rebecca!
17:35Yay!
17:36You really should watch where you're going.
17:38But you walked into me.
17:39I'm carrying things.
17:41Never mind.
17:42I'm sure you'll remember next time.
17:43Next time.
17:46Don't laugh.
17:47She's ruined my brand new top!
17:50Ruined it!
17:51She's going to pay for this.
17:55So you've made Elaine pay, and now it's time to own up.
17:59Surely you don't think it's me, Inspector Moron.
18:02There's no denying it, Becky.
18:04You are so guilty.
18:06Right.
18:06You're going to confess to Shalioa.
18:08No, I am not.
18:09Because I didn't do it.
18:11But whilst we're talking of motives, Roxy, I think you and Rio have some explaining to do.
18:17Come on, Elaine, there must be someone who wants to foster us.
18:19I'm sorry, Rio, but it's hard to find foster parents for a brother and sister, especially a pair with behavioural
18:23problems.
18:24What, are you saying we're rubbish?
18:25Of course not.
18:25You're both very special.
18:27Forget it, Elaine.
18:28You're still with foster parents aren't good enough for us.
18:30Yeah, they're the rubbish ones.
18:31And so are you.
18:33But...
18:34I think we should talk about this when you've calmed down a bit.
18:38Don't worry, Rio.
18:40We'll sort out the old bat in our own special way.
18:45We'd always shown it at Elaine the Payne.
18:47Doesn't mean we did it.
18:48Hmm.
18:49The plot thickens.
18:51Oh, this is stupid.
18:53Yeah.
18:54Come on.
18:55One of you obviously did it.
18:58What?
19:00Well, you three weren't exactly nice to Elaine or Leo, Rio.
19:10More lemon.
19:11And lots more sugar.
19:14Come on, whiskey.
19:15Elaine!
19:16It's totally delicious.
19:17That's the first successful cake I've ever made.
19:20Except you didn't make it.
19:22We did.
19:22And it took us eight years.
19:24Thanks a lot, Elaine.
19:25It's for our team.
19:26I'm very scrummy, will be too.
19:27Elaine!
19:29Elaine!
19:29What?
19:31Mmm!
19:31Mmm!
19:40It wasn't her.
19:41I kind of wish it was, though.
19:44Let's face it, Elaine had a come into her.
19:47Yeah, she's managed to irritate everyone today.
19:49Including us.
19:50She really gets on my nerve.
19:53Oops.
19:54Something you want to tell us, Marco?
20:01Don't overvote me, how to you!
20:03What's going on in here?
20:04Shoke attack, shock attack.
20:06That's enough of that!
20:08Millie!
20:09Have you been in the treat cupboard again?
20:11Get your pores of my treasure!
20:13You are not allowed to just help yourself to chocolate!
20:15And that nearly had my eye out!
20:17It's a dangerous weapon!
20:18Playing something quieter!
20:22It's about time we're laying the pain, what the plank.
20:25So come on, Miss Marbles.
20:27Who done it?
20:29Looks like, um, you've all got a motive.
20:32What about Alice?
20:34Don't be a mappet!
20:36Alice, you want to do something like that?
20:38Yeah, you're right.
20:39She'll probably chat in to her fairy friends.
20:41Oh, this is really stupid.
20:43Justine hasn't got a clue who did it.
20:45Why should we...
20:46Got on it, Professor Plonker.
20:47According to my deductions, you're the prime suspect.
20:50So let's hear your alibi.
20:52What?
20:53Well, you had the motive and the opportunity.
20:55So where were you when Elaine got iced?
20:57I don't have to answer your daft questions, Justine Littlebrain.
21:03Rub that out.
21:04Rub it out!
21:05What about Roxy and Rio?
21:06Don't they need an alibi too?
21:09We didn't isolate.
21:11Did we, Rio?
21:11No need.
21:13We're too busy getting our own bag on her.
21:15Great.
21:30If we were letting Elaine's ties down, we couldn't have been in two places at once, could we?
21:33See?
21:35That's our alibi.
21:36Fair enough.
21:38Two down.
21:39Six to go.
21:41What about you three?
21:42You can cross us off too.
21:44We'd already got our revenge.
22:03I don't think she enjoyed her second size, OK, as much as the third.
22:07So we're left with Marco and Millie, plus our prime suspect, Bexie, who won't or can't provide
22:12an alibi because she is guilty.
22:15I think not.
22:16Tell her, Crash.
22:18Crash?
22:20Weren't you with Jackie?
22:21No, because he was declaring his undying love to me at the time.
22:25You and Rebecca?
22:26That's the saddest thing I've heard all year.
22:29It wasn't like that.
22:30I was just helping her with her English homework.
22:41Whatever.
22:42Moving swiftly on.
22:47Weapons.
22:48The person or persons who isolate must use a weapon to create that amount of force.
22:52OK, I need a volunteer.
22:54What for?
22:55Well, in technical terms, it's called a reconstruction.
23:03Well, I'm not doing it.
23:07Exhibit A.
23:09Not a very likely weapon of revenge.
23:15Fire.
23:19Pathetic.
23:21Next.
23:23Exhibit B.
23:24A more commonly known as the well-arised weapon of choice.
23:34Fire.
23:38Fire.
23:41Excellent shot.
23:43But I think it's obvious that this gun wasn't used in the crime.
23:47OK, Exhibit C.
23:51Marco and Millie's pirate cannon.
23:56Fire.
23:57Fire.
24:00Fire.
24:03Bested.
24:05You little monsters.
24:08i think we can surmise that this was the weapon which iced elaine but we've got an alibi too
24:13we were hiding our treasure from bluebeard boyac
24:27so you can cross us off that list too inspector clueless gets it wrong yet again shut it becky
24:34this is a waste of time i've had enough we've been stuck here i did it i was too scared
24:44to tell you
24:44earlier but why did you do it alice what's up with you elaine wants me to go up with a
24:55new foster
24:55family you don't believe in fairies what am i gonna do roxy can't you consult your crystal
25:03bubble i'm serious just tell him to stuff it oh i couldn't do that
25:13take a leaf out of the well-odd book we found that actions speak louder than words
25:28nice one alice so how'd you do it well i borrowed marco and millie's pirate cannon
25:39added a few improvements
25:45the rest was easy
25:49sorry everyone i wanted to get grounded so i didn't have to go out with any foster families
25:54especially ones that don't believe in fairies
25:58i don't want to leave
26:00a lot of my friends
26:03i'm not
26:04shut up roxy
26:05don't worry alice
26:06it's gonna be all right
26:11time's up
26:17i want the guilty party to step forward
26:25this is ridiculous you're all going to be grounded i want to talk to all of you about discipline
26:31justine you can go but now please this doesn't involve you right then
26:48justine
26:49silly me looks like i won't be spending tomorrow my own after all
26:54i can make my world come true all my dreams will see me through and the steps won't get me
27:01down
27:02my dreams will turn me all around when they shine upon my face and see a better place
27:08it doesn't matter what they come my way no no no no no no i'll win someday
27:16you