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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:22Oh, oh, bother, oh
00:26Oh, it's okay, just click on do
00:30There you go
00:32Oh, I knew that
00:35Of course I knew that
00:36Sure you did
00:38Typical care worker
00:40That's typical head care worker to you
00:42And a very busy head care worker
00:44Whatever
00:49So, um, is this just a social, is it?
00:52No, I had something to tell you
00:54Oh, yeah, there's no social
00:59There's no smoke pouring out the kitchen
01:01What?
01:05Oh, no
01:06Oh, no
01:11Maybe we could pick out the brumpets
01:14We'd have a big empty dish, what's your point?
01:17It's not working, is it?
01:18I can't be head care worker, I ain't cook
01:20Do you want me to take care of lunch?
01:24You know what to do
01:25Hello, Crazy Fried Chicken
01:27Yeah, me again
01:28Can I have two super-sized mega-buckets and six bottles of cola?
01:33Yeah, can you just charge it to Elm Tree House as usual?
01:36Cheer up, Mike, you're doing a great job
01:38Really?
01:39Yeah
01:40Get extra chips and garlic bread
01:44So, I've decided that we need a full-time cook at Elm Tree
01:47I was doing fine
01:49Ordering fried chicken's not exactly cooking
01:52I ordered pizzas and curries, too
01:54Anyway, I've found a new cook
01:57He's doing a course in catering and nutrition technology
02:01He's got great ideas for the Elm Tree menu
02:04Well, Tracy's got great ideas
02:06Yeah, we're having kebabs on Wednesday
02:07We want kebabs
02:09We want kebabs
02:11We want kebabs
02:12Shut up, you lot
02:13Just give the new chef a chance
02:16Why?
02:17All right, bro
02:18Bounce!
02:23Oh, Bounce, this is so great
02:26The Bukovas are finally running this joint
02:27Well, they had to happen one day
02:32Millie wants to know what's for tea
02:33Wouldn't you like to know?
02:35Yeah, that's why we're asking
02:37Well, I can't tell you
02:39It's a surprise
02:40But I will tell you this
02:41It's very special
03:02What is this?
03:03It's your first macrobiotic meal
03:06Steamed cabbage, brown rice
03:08And for a special treat, mung beans
03:09No way, these beans
03:11They never come out of no tin
03:12None of this is out of a tin
03:13It's all unprocessed, whole and natural
03:15I love natural food
03:17But that's just me
03:18I have to keep away from the additives
03:20They make me go a bit loopy-do
03:22There's no worries with that in my food
03:23It's perfectly balanced
03:25Ying and yang in perfect harmony
03:27Mmm
03:29You can really taste the yang
03:31Can't you just cook normal food?
03:33This is better than normal food
03:34This is what Hollywood stars eat
03:36Yeah, Shrek's donkey
03:37Please don't fight
03:39The tension's really bad for your digestion
03:42So's this food
03:43Well, your brother seems to like it
03:45Don't get excited
03:46I know Chris
03:47I can't eat this
03:49Sure you can
03:50Just use your imagination, OK?
03:54Mmm, nice, juicy flies
03:59I can put it toothpaste instead
04:01Good idea
04:06Mario
04:07Enough this
04:08Now!
04:12It's just the first day
04:13I'm sure they'll come round
04:15Why there, lol?
04:23You all right, Alice?
04:24Just look how they're shoving down
04:25My raisin-free oatmeal with soya milk
04:27Oh!
04:28You didn't eat anything, Mr. Alvin
04:29It was either this
04:30Or eating my own hair
04:31And believe me, it was close
04:33Stop!
04:33What are you doing?
04:34What do you even taste my food?
04:36That's the point
04:36Right, that is it
04:38I am buying it all drunk from now on
04:40No sauces
04:41Pop
04:42Crisps
04:42Or biscuits
04:43They all make you hyperactive
04:44And manic
04:45Those are my best qualities
04:46Oh, and how we'll miss them
04:49What are you doing, bruv?
04:51Do you want the kids to hate you or what?
04:52It's for their own good, lol
04:53You have to break your addiction to additives
04:56It's got completely out of control
04:58I'm sure you're out of control
04:59Crash, no!
05:00We need more love in this room
05:01Yeah
05:02Stop the hate, man
05:06What's wrong with you?
05:07It's the food
05:09He's been bouncer'd
05:24You're out of control
05:25Just be infra, man
05:31You have to break your choice
05:32It was a
05:38Come on
05:39Pause
05:39You have to break your life
05:39Sit
05:43Becky!
05:45My, what is that sound?
05:47Could it be Charlotte Church singing?
05:49Shut it, Beaker.
05:50You called?
05:51How dare you touch my stuff.
05:53I only tidied our room.
05:54I thought it would be a nice surprise.
05:56Well, I hate surprises.
05:58Put it back like it was.
06:00Of course I will.
06:01But first I got you a present.
06:13It's your favourite top.
06:15It will look loads better on you.
06:22Did that just happen?
06:23Okay.
06:24This is just getting creepy.
06:26All the tension.
06:28All the anger.
06:30Just breathe it out.
06:31And push it away.
06:33What are you doing?
06:35I see it's me and you against the world.
06:37Why do we have to be against anything?
06:39Because we do, right?
06:40Right, house meeting, ship shed, now.
06:43Agenda, get rid of Bouncer and his manky mills.
06:45Sorry, Tracy, but we like Bouncer's food.
06:48You're welcome to join our yoga soccer, though.
06:51Yeah, right.
06:52Om.
06:54That's the spirit.
06:55Let's all follow Tracy's mantra.
06:57Om.
06:57Om.
07:01Om.
07:23The answer was right.
07:24Yeah.
07:25I suppose we were eating too much rubbish.
07:27Not about that.
07:29He said that additives make you hyperactive and out of control.
07:32Without them, the dumping ground would never be the same again.
07:34We have to get them back.
07:35Who's with me?
07:37Me.
07:38Jackie, what about you?
07:40There's no need to take sides.
07:42Crash?
07:43Just chill, Beaker.
07:46Justine?
07:48Come on.
07:49I'm buying Rebecca a present.
07:51Don't tell her, though.
07:52It's a surprise.
07:53You are kidding me.
07:54No.
07:55It's like I'm finally at peace with myself.
08:01Me and Millie say we'll help you, Tracy.
08:03Thanks, you two.
08:05OK, guys, and Spider, let's get our additives back before we all turn.
08:12Nice.
08:15So, you wind me up for weeks and weeks about my cooking.
08:19And now you want me to take it all over again?
08:21Yeah.
08:22Can't wait for Mike's special fish surprise.
08:24You said it smelled like sewage workers' wellies.
08:27In a good way.
08:28You said it tasted like bin juice.
08:30We like bin juice.
08:33See?
08:34It's a compliment.
08:35You are not going to get around me that easily.
08:39Things have been nice and quiet around here since Bouncer took over.
08:42And that's the way.
08:43Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it.
08:45Uh-huh, uh-huh.
08:48What?
08:49It's a joke.
08:50Oh, come on, lighten up.
09:03I am the tree of the universe.
09:06Winds of love blow from my every leaf.
09:09What are you doing?
09:10Isn't it beautiful?
09:12Rhea's written a poem.
09:13We're exploring our emotions through movement.
09:16Come on, guys.
09:17Join in.
09:19Join us.
09:20Join us.
09:21No!
09:22Millie, Marco, we have to get out of here.
09:24I can't leave her.
09:26Join us.
09:27Join us.
09:29Join us.
09:30Join us.
09:32Join us.
09:37All right, I give up.
09:40Where's the taste?
09:42Sorry.
09:43Taste would destroy the natural balance of Ming and Manc.
09:47Ying and Yang.
09:50You guys actually like this?
09:54Of course they do.
09:55I suppose I'm out of some healthy food in this place.
09:57Oh.
09:58As opposed to mine, I suppose.
10:00Oh, well, no offence, like.
10:02Please don't fight.
10:03We're not!
10:04I don't know how to solve this once and for all.
10:08How?
10:08A cooking contest.
10:09The loser never cooks at the dumping ground ever again.
10:13Oh.
10:13Then who judges this contest?
10:15Isn't it obvious?
10:17Me?
10:17You?
10:19No way.
10:20I think we should find a neutral judge.
10:22Can't I make it the sort of contest where everyone wins?
10:26Hmm.
10:26Hmm.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Commenters are really misaligned.
10:30You're...
10:30Chakras.
10:33OK.
10:35Those two.
10:37You're on.
10:41You want a bite?
10:42No, I don't eat bread anymore, remember?
10:44Shame.
10:46Dry tofu.
10:48Bulger wheat?
10:50Come on, bro.
10:51You don't actually like this stuff, do you?
10:52Of course I do.
10:54It is natural.
10:55And it's healthy.
10:57And then there's the yin.
10:59And the yang.
11:00And...
11:01Oh, for the love of Billy Piper, give me that cheese sandwich.
11:03Bounce.
11:05Who are you trying to impress, mate?
11:08There's this girl on my course.
11:11Women.
11:13Your second greatest weakness.
11:16What's her name?
11:17Uh, Forest Rain Mountain Blossom.
11:19Her real name.
11:21Lucy Jones.
11:22She's lovely.
11:23It's just...
11:23She only goes out with macrobiotic vegans.
11:25And I was just trying to prove I was good enough for her.
11:28Of course you are.
11:29You can just cook healthy, normal food for the kids.
11:31You don't have to turn them into robot aliens.
11:34Macrobotic vegans.
11:35Exactly.
11:37You're right.
11:39I should do some real cooking.
11:42It's mine.
11:45Well, we can't rely on the hippie twins to pick the right winner.
11:47So, this is sabotage time.
11:49All I need you to do is distract Bouncer while I charge a load of chilli powder and it's grotty
11:53food.
11:55What's wrong?
11:56Well, he seems so mean.
11:57Poor Bouncer's working so hard.
12:00Oh, Roxy, not you too.
12:02Sorry, Tracy.
12:02I can't fight it anymore.
12:04I've got to give Rio a hug.
12:18Ladies and gentlemen, may I present steamed broccoli, brussel sprouts, organic couscous and...
12:26Bansha twig tea.
12:32Mmm, delicious.
12:33Yes.
12:35OK, well, you've tried the rest.
12:38Now try the best.
12:41Pasta a la bouncer.
12:43Chicken in a tomato sauce and to drink for a special treat only, fizzy pot.
12:50I better not.
12:51Additives to me, it's not a pretty sight.
12:54What?
12:54You were supposed to cook your usual splodge.
12:56Yeah, he should be disqualified.
12:58Judges, take your forks.
13:07Water!
13:09Here you go.
13:17Alice!
13:19It's the additives.
13:21I told you, they make me loopy.
13:23Looper!
13:25Stop it!
13:26Stop it!
13:27Stop it!
13:27Stop it!
13:27Stop it!
13:28I'm sorry.
13:29I don't know what's got into me.
13:31About 50 different e-numbers and a little bit of chibi.
13:33I can't believe I started this!
13:36Nor can I.
13:37Nice work, kid, and that's coming from a professional.
13:39Come on, I'm going to drink!
13:41I can see you, so don't even think about going anywhere.
13:47Happy Valentine's Day, everybody.
13:48Happy Valentine's Day.
13:49Happy Valentine's Day, Mike.
13:52I can't believe it.
13:5414 Valentine's cards, all for me.
13:56Yeah, and in your own handwriting.
13:58You're just jealous.
14:00But at least I don't go sending myself fake ones, psycho.
14:03Justine, it's enough.
14:05Today is supposed to be a happy day.
14:08Right, everyone, downstairs in the lounge, house meeting.
14:10Elaine has something really exciting to tell you.
14:15No, really, she has.
14:18A party.
14:19In here, tonight.
14:21A Valentine's party.
14:22Crash, can you make a banner?
14:24Sure, no worries.
14:26Just, um, one more thing.
14:30I'd like you all to pair up this evening.
14:33We have to ask someone.
14:35A little courtesy is good practice for later in life.
14:40Bouncer,
14:42would you do me the honour of...
14:47Bro, I'd be delighted.
14:48Mum.
14:52You're such a stupid idea.
14:54I'm not pairing up with anyone.
14:56Roxy, you're already on gardening duty today for shaving Alice's teddy.
15:01How about a more positive attitude, huh?
15:03I know.
15:04How about we go together?
15:05It'll be fun.
15:06Me?
15:07Go with you.
15:09What colour is the sky in your world?
15:11Well, thank you very much, then.
15:20You're right.
15:21This party does need to push in the right direction.
15:27Oh, Justine.
15:28You must be so worried.
15:29About what?
15:30That no-one's going to take you to the party.
15:32You know what?
15:33You're really starting to get on my nerves.
15:35Well, think about it.
15:36Even your precious dad prefers your cousin and his mangy dog to you.
15:39Right.
15:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
15:42What's all this about?
15:43I just offered her one of my cards because she didn't get any and she went ballistic.
15:47Huh?
15:48She started it!
15:49Justine!
15:50Look, you've been picking on Rebecca all morning.
15:53Now, get out in that garden.
15:54You're on weeding duty with Roxy.
15:56Go!
15:57Go!
16:21So now we've finished our chart, we can put our plan into action.
16:25But how are we going to communicate with each other?
16:28Millie, you're a genius.
16:35Here, you've been winding Rebecca up again.
16:36She's such an evil witch.
16:39Why am I the only one who can see that?
16:41Forget about her.
16:44I just came to ask, I mean, if Elaine's really making his pair up for this party.
16:52What I'm saying is...
16:53Will I go with you?
16:57As mates, yeah?
16:58As mates?
16:59I mean, yeah, of course.
17:03All right then.
17:08Is there something else?
17:12No, nothing else.
17:13See you later then.
17:15Yeah.
17:21You're who?
17:22Cupid, the messenger of love.
17:25And my message is Elaine wants you to collect greenery from the garden to decorate the lounge.
17:30And what sort of greenery?
17:32Um, the green sort, anything from the garden.
17:36And hurry.
17:41Because Elaine wants it really quick.
17:43So, why aren't you out there then?
17:45Um, because I picked the wrong stuff.
17:48Come on, there's no time to lose.
17:55What else?
17:57Elaine got you doing this as well?
17:58Looks like it.
18:00Don't mind, though.
18:01Good to be doing something different for a change.
18:02Yeah, this party might be a laugh.
18:04If it wasn't for the dumb pairing up thing.
18:06Tell me about it.
18:07I've been worrying about asking someone all morning.
18:10Then why don't you come with me?
18:11At least we'll have fun.
18:12Deal?
18:13Deal.
18:25Come in, Red Admiral.
18:28Mission love boat accomplished.
18:41Oh, so many choices.
18:44I'll just have to disappoint some of them.
18:47Now we can take his name if he mispers start.
18:51Why?
18:52Because he just asked me to the party.
18:54So I guess you have to beg someone else to take you.
18:57We'll see about that.
19:22Hello?
19:24Hello?
19:32Ha, ha, very funny.
19:40Bye.
19:47Bye.
19:48Bye.
19:49Bye.
19:51Bye.
19:52Bye.
19:53Bye.
19:54Bye.
19:55Bye.
19:55Bye.
19:58Bye.
19:59Bye.
19:59Bye.
20:03Bye.
20:04Bye.
20:14Hey, Leila, are you following hard, too?
20:20Want to watch inside?
20:22Open it.
20:28The very next person in your sight, that's the one you'll ask tonight.
20:33But that's you.
20:34I suppose it is.
20:37Is that OK? Only if you don't want to.
20:39Don't be daft. It will be fun.
20:42Brilliant.
20:52Home red rose.
20:55Mission love book accomplished.
21:25How do you work?
21:29What's wrong?
21:31What's wrong?
21:31I'm not here.
21:31I'm not here.
21:32I, er, made you a Valentine's card, but I thought Justine did to it.
21:42Justine did this?
21:43I just wanted you to feel appreciated for once.
21:46But I don't think Justine wanted you to like anyone but her.
21:52I don't know what got into her.
21:56Look, don't let her get to you.
21:58You can help me if you like.
22:01Thanks, Crash. You're your mate.
22:11Come in red, Tommaso. I think we may have a problem.
22:20Oh, look. This stick of the dump.
22:23Have you found a partner yet? Are you going with Rio's pet woodlouse?
22:26Even a woodlouse would look better than you.
22:28Look at your hair. It's like a witch's broomstick.
22:31You know, it's not all about hair and lipgloss and fluttering your stupid eyelashes, you pathetic loser.
22:38Justine, why are you being so cruel to me?
22:40And you can cut the poor little me act. I've had enough of you and your stupid games.
22:44Get out of my face before I...
22:45Justine! Stop picking on Rebecca!
22:48What? Referee? Are you blind as well as stupid?
22:50Oh, so now I'm stupid?
22:52Then I guess you won't want to go to the party with Mr Stupid now, will you?
22:58Fine.
23:00Fine.
23:01I'll go with Rebecca instead.
23:02Fine.
23:03Fine.
23:04Fine.
23:06Fine.
23:18Fine.
23:19Fine.
23:22Fine.
23:24Fine.
23:27Fine.
23:32Fine.
23:33And now, a little love song for all you Valentine's fooders out there, dear.
23:47Sorry, it's the wrong track. What's up?
23:52Isn't it wonderful? We look just like twins.
23:57How is that a good thing?
23:59Oh, don't be a spawnsport. Come on, let's do the fairy waltz.
24:05My life is over.
24:11Are you sure Justine wasn't provoked?
24:16Yeah, she was giving Rebecca a really hard time.
24:19Don't sound right to me.
24:26Why are you even bothering to get just up anyway, Justine?
24:29Your so-called mates won't even notice you're not there.
24:31What exactly is your problem?
24:33You.
24:34I'm fed up with you swanning around thinking you're so special.
24:37Well, now it's my turn to be Miss Popular for a change.
24:40And your stupid mates haven't got a clue what's going on.
24:43Don't underestimate them, Becky.
24:45Sooner or later they'll see through you.
24:47I doubt it. I'm a bit too smart for that.
24:51Mustache. Got a party to go to.
24:54And don't worry.
24:55I'll make sure Crash has a great time without you.
25:00Ciao.
25:06What are you doing in here?
25:07Cupid is here to bring love and happiness to all.
25:11Marco, you're a genius.
25:14Just doing my job.
25:16Justine or Ella, you shall go to the ball.
25:20Hi, everyone.
25:22Isn't this great?
25:25What?
25:26Is there something wrong with my dress?
25:28No.
25:29Your dress is fine.
25:30We're just, er...
25:31seeing you in a new light.
25:33Aw, you're so sweet.
25:36Would you like to try some of Bouncers Passion Fruit Pavlova?
25:38Mmm, sounds delicious.
25:45Do you want a big slice?
25:46Or a small one.
25:47How about the whole thing?
25:49Oh!
25:50Oh, someone help me!
25:52Oh, we're too stupid to help.
25:54Mike!
25:55I'm sorry, Rebecca.
25:56It's our policy not to get involved.
25:57Guess my mates aren't such losers after all.
26:00Guess not.
26:15I'm sorry.
26:18I've been an idiot.
26:19Forget it.
26:21Doesn't matter.
26:25To you.
26:27I was going to give it to you earlier.
26:31Thanks.
26:33It's lovely.
26:36You know, I'm only giving it to you as a mate.
26:39Of course you are.
26:42Besides, we're still young.
26:45Don't want to get tied down with all that romantic slush now, do we?
26:48Of course we don't.
26:49Baby, you should be.
26:51Ooh!
26:54Ooh!
26:54I can make my world come true.
26:57Make my world come true.
26:57All my dreams will lead me through.
26:59And the facts won't get me down.
27:02My dreams will turn things all around.
27:04Put a sign upon my face.
27:06I see a better place.
27:08Doesn't matter what, they come my way.
27:10No, no, no.
27:11Believe me now, I'll win someday.
27:15Hey!
27:16Hey!
27:16Hey!
27:17Hey!
27:18Hey!
27:19Hey!
27:19Hey!
27:21Hey!
27:21Hey!