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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:18Celebrity's falling over! Celebrity's falling over! Celebrity's falling over!
00:22All right, all right, keep your wigs on!
00:24Celebrity's falling over! Celebrity's falling over!
00:27Low, saved your seat.
00:29Sorry, mate, I promise I'll sit with Bouncer
00:34Celebrity's falling over! Celebrity's falling over! Celebrity's falling over!
00:38And we're away
00:40Hurry up, Bounce. We're missing the show
00:42It's not my fault. Someone deleted all the settings
00:44But it was Justine. She's always messing with the remote
00:47I'll mess with your head if you don't watch it
00:50Can you fix it, Bounce?
00:52I'll try
00:52Oh, you're a genius
00:55Er, it may take a while
00:57But what was the programme?
00:59You know, if we had a digital plasma screen
01:02Ooh! Get you!
01:04He's for something a bit mobbling, are you, Wolfie?
01:06Don't be stupid. I was just saying
01:12A bit of bologna, ain't he?
01:34We're supposed to be doing our homework, Boxy, not messing about
01:37You're becoming a right goody-two-shoes
01:39You're becoming a right goody-two-shoes
01:39You are real wild lad
01:40No, I'm not!
01:41But if Mike catches us playing with it, we'll be groaning till we're 50
01:45Quick! Put it in reverse!
01:47It's sick! Go in and get it!
01:49Why me? This is your idea
01:52Fine, I'll go in
01:53At least I'll be away from the smell of chicken
01:55Ch-ch-ch-ch-chicken!
01:57Wolfie, could you come over to the office for a moment, please?
02:04Oh, Roxy!
02:06Quick, hide!
02:12Right
02:14I thought you should know
02:15Another one of these came for you today
02:19Don't want it
02:21There's plenty of kids here who would give their right arm for something like this
02:26Just...put it in the drawer with the others
02:27Okay
02:29Your call
02:33Boy, that was close
02:34What are you doing?
02:36Looking to the drawer, stupid
02:38Roxy, that's private
02:39So?
02:41They might come back
02:42Later night, yeah, chicken boy
02:45What is it?
02:49Over a thousand pounds, all in cheques, made out of Wolfie
02:52His parents must be loaded
02:54And he obviously doesn't want it all the more for us
02:56You're not gonna steal it
02:58There's more than one way to skin the wolf, Rio
03:01We could be his new best friends
03:02You mean?
03:03Make him like us so much that he gives us some money
03:05Exactly
03:08But...pretending to be made to him
03:10Just to get something
03:11Isn't that a bit mean?
03:13Over a thousand pounds, Rio
03:14Think about it
03:16We could take a holiday
03:17You, me and Chantel
03:19For well odds
03:20Back together again
03:49Finally, the well-adrenaline.
03:52What money?
03:53When you're on business.
03:55Oh, Mike!
03:57Ria and Roxy are plotting something!
04:12Love, fancy game of pussy?
04:14Sure.
04:15If I could be my clothing.
04:18Bouncer!
04:19Where'd you come from?
04:20Look what I've found.
04:21A wobbly bannister.
04:23Someone could have an accident.
04:25Never know what's that.
04:26How about we fix it?
04:28Together.
04:29Well, can't Mike do it?
04:30Cutbacks.
04:31He's rushed up his feet.
04:33Come on, Barry.
04:34It's dead simple.
04:36Don't call me simple, Paul.
04:38Not you, Barry.
04:39The bannister.
04:40Come on, let's go get a screwdriver.
04:41Screwdriver.
04:42Come on, then.
04:42Let's go.
04:43Screwdriver.
04:44Well, maybe we can have, like,
04:46a game of 40 later.
04:50Right.
04:52Time to move in for the kill.
04:55Wait!
04:57None of us have really been that friendly with Wolfie before.
05:00He might get suspicious.
05:02What do you suggest, Einstein?
05:06We need a beard.
05:07A beard?
05:08Money, then?
05:09No, idiot.
05:11A person who acts as a disguise for us.
05:14Someone sweet and friendly.
05:16We're already splitting the couch three ways.
05:19Don't want anyone else muscling in.
05:20So we don't tell them the real reason.
05:23Oh, we just need to find the right person.
05:29Hey.
05:31Er, anyone fancy making some...
05:34salt puppets?
05:39See, Morphy?
05:41He's in the games room, I think.
05:42Why?
05:43Got a present for him.
05:45Only his birthday, is it?
05:47No.
05:48His aura's been quite dark lately.
05:49We just wanted to cheer him up.
05:52Who's we?
05:54Me, Rebecca and the Wellards.
05:56Those guys are so thoughtful, aren't they?
06:03But I don't understand.
06:05It's nothing.
06:07Just a gesture to show how much we care.
06:09And that we want to be friends.
06:11Don't know what to say.
06:13No one's ever done anything like this for me before.
06:17Coffee cream's my favourite.
06:18We want to know all your favourite things, Wolfie.
06:23Well, I love hull and globetrotters.
06:28Building dens.
06:31Hunting for toads.
06:32Hunting for toads?
06:33That's our favourite thing, too.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Totally.
06:38Come on.
06:39Let's go make a nice paddy box for the toads.
06:42I'll go get my wellies.
06:47Talk about a piece of cake.
06:48This time next week, he'll like us so much, he'll be begging us to take his money.
06:52A thousand pounds.
06:54We'll be rolling in it.
07:06We'll be chatting with you.
07:10A thousand pounds.
07:23We'll be hanging out.
07:29How come Wolfie never said he was rich?
07:31Because he knew some unscrupulous slimeballs would take advantage.
07:34He'll be gutted when he finds out that's the only reason that lot is sucking up to him.
07:38We need to tell him.
07:39Yeah, if he wants to hide his cash away, that's his business.
07:42Hmm.
07:43Seems like an awful waste, though.
07:45Imagine what you could buy with that kind of cash.
08:09Justine's right. We can't let Wolfie waste all that dosh.
08:11So what do we do?
08:12Play those snakes at their own game.
08:14You mean we suck up to Wolfie too?
08:16He won't be sucking up. More like doing him a favour. Protecting him.
08:20Right. Showing him who his real mates are.
08:22And if he wants to thank us with words of cash later, that's entirely up to him.
08:26Exactly. Come on, we've got work to do.
08:28And remember, this isn't for us. It's for Wolfie.
08:35Can't believe it. A whole hour searching and not one told.
08:38It's not fun, though, isn't we?
08:40Best day of my life.
08:41Me too.
08:42Thanks, guys.
08:44Wolfie, just the person we wanted to see.
08:46Little Birdie told us you like the Harlem Globetrotters.
08:48So, why don't we go shoot some hoops?
08:50What? Me and you guys?
08:52Who else? Come on.
08:57I do believe we have a contest on our hands.
09:01I suppose I'd better be getting back then.
09:04What is that?
09:06Mike Loves Elaine.
09:07Mike.
09:08I think a letter would have been more personal.
09:10Oh, ha, ha.
09:12This is somebody's idea of a joke.
09:15It's probably some of the kids from the village.
09:17We'll clean it up for you.
09:18Oh.
09:19Thanks, lads.
09:22Oh.
09:23We will.
09:23Will we?
09:25Oh, come on, bruv.
09:26What?
09:27Another job for the Chuckle Brothers, eh?
09:29Eh?
09:32Don't do cleaning.
09:33Yes, come on.
09:35That's all.
09:36Cat Wolf?
09:37Yeah.
09:37You're casuating.
09:41All hail to King Wolfie.
09:45You've won the dumping ground competition.
09:47King for a day.
09:49Er, since when has there been a King...
09:51Since this morning, Brainiac.
09:54You get to do whatever you like.
09:56Borrow people's stuff, wear people's clothes,
09:58eat whatever you want.
10:03But...
10:05Why me?
10:06We didn't pick you, Wolfie.
10:08The universe did.
10:09Cos it knows when you need a friend.
10:13King for a day?
10:14Can't stop that.
10:37Surprise!
10:38Surprise!
10:40For me?
10:40Well, we knew how much you liked building dens.
10:42Cheers, guys.
10:45Your best mates ever.
10:46Thanks.
10:49I think it's time you had a little chat.
10:51Don't you?
10:53I know you're going, Justin Littlewood.
10:55Well, we saw Wolfie first, and he's ours.
10:57You can't own people, Roxy.
10:59And you can't pretend to like them just because you want their money.
11:01You're no different.
11:02You never bothered with Wolfie before you knew he was loaded.
11:04What?
11:05So you've lied to me?
11:06You said that this was to cheer him up, not to take his money.
11:10Mikey, you're right.
11:12You lot have been competing for Wolfie's friendship just because you've already got a few quid.
11:17Cos if you have...
11:18You're exactly like my parents.
11:26They were always trying to buy me off the presents to make up for what they did to me.
11:30I thought you lot cared about me.
11:33But it turns out you're exactly the same.
11:38Wolfie!
11:42Wolfie!
11:43Wolfie, wait!
11:45Wolfie!
11:46Not in there!
11:47It's not safe!
11:55Wait, get a man!
11:57Wolfie!
11:59You all right there, mate?
12:00Yeah, I think so.
12:02Come on, Nick.
12:03Come on.
12:04All right, all right.
12:04Give me some air.
12:05There's no harm done.
12:06You scared us to death.
12:08Yeah, we were really worried.
12:10Honestly?
12:11Honestly.
12:13Someone's taken all the screws out.
12:14What kind of an idiot would do something like that?
12:17Me.
12:18What?
12:20I don't understand.
12:22Well, it was just when I fixed the TV for everyone the other day, it felt like I was
12:26home again.
12:27And I figured as long as there was things for me to fix, then...
12:30You had reason to stay.
12:32So, the banister, the graffiti, that was you too.
12:38Wolfie could have been really hurt.
12:40I know.
12:40It was stupid.
12:41I'm so sorry.
12:42Look, the show's over.
12:43Bouncer, looks like you have a real job to do now.
12:46You reckon you could fix that?
12:47Sure can.
12:49Wolfie, I'm so sorry.
12:51We convinced ourselves we were doing this for you, but it was partly about the cash.
12:56It's you we really care about.
12:58Money's not important.
13:00Look, money in itself isn't bad, guys.
13:02It depends on what you do with it.
13:03I know.
13:04And I've been thinking.
13:06It's time I spent my cash wisely.
13:10You know what, Paddy?
13:11I reckon it's the best pinball machine in country.
13:14You're right there, brother.
13:15Lucky our mate had a few bob to pay for it.
13:18Someone message my name.
13:25Or you, stick around.
13:26There's more beaker to come.
13:38This is so unfair.
13:40We're only having a laugh.
13:41Come on, Elaine.
13:43Where's your sense of humour?
13:44I'm sick of being the target of your practical jokes.
13:47You?
13:48The target?
13:49Whatever gave you that idea?
13:51Left a bit.
13:52No, no, no.
13:53Right a bit.
13:56This way.
13:57Right.
13:58Steady.
14:00Fire!
14:09Chill, Elaine.
14:10Eggluck's supposed to be really good for your hair.
14:12This is not on.
14:13I've had enough of you in a...
14:19Mike, what happened?
14:21Rio was being helpful.
14:23You asked me to put the bins out.
14:24Out the bedroom window?
14:42You kids have no respect whatsoever for us.
14:44Mike's right.
14:45You're going to have to stay here for an hour and reflect on your behaviour.
14:49Ooh.
14:50You're so strict, Elaine.
14:51Which is a good thing.
14:52Strictness is necessary in your line of work.
14:54Pity we can't hang around to admire it.
14:57Wait.
14:57Where do you think you're going?
14:58We'd love to stay, but we've made other plans.
15:00Pussy busy.
15:09Shelley.
15:10What a nice surprise.
15:13All the usual suspects I see.
15:15Plus a new face.
15:17You must be Rio Wellard.
15:19And you are?
15:20I'm Shelley Appleton.
15:21I'm your temporary head care worker.
15:23Hi, Shelley.
15:25Sorry.
15:25Mike Milligan.
15:26I'm your temporary care worker, Cook.
15:28And General Mr Fix-It.
15:30Well, mister.
15:31Fix this.
15:33Are you two responsible for this?
15:35Who?
15:36Us.
15:56Right.
15:57I'm in charge now, and I'm going to start by upping punishment times.
16:00Excellent idea.
16:02Let's see, there are five of you, so five hours sounds about right.
16:06But that's all D.
16:07Yep.
16:08What are we supposed to do for that long?
16:09You'll have to amuse yourselves.
16:15Should be too hard.
16:17Easy.
16:28I'm something beginning with B.
16:31Bored.
16:33Give me a B.
16:35A.
16:37Give me a note.
16:38Oh.
16:39Forget it.
16:40I can't believe you idiot soaked Shelley.
16:41Stop moaning.
16:43Could be worse.
16:44Like how exactly?
16:46Shelley could have made us taste of cooking.
16:49What's so bad about that?
16:50Trust me.
16:51You never want to go near her spaghetti bolognese.
16:57I realized as soon as I saw it, her sauce was part of an evil plot.
17:01That stuff could be dangerous in the wrong hands.
17:03And something told me, Shelley's were the wrong hands.
17:08This sauce would spell disaster for kids everywhere.
17:12One drop of the stuff, and your childhood was gone.
17:15It was an age accelerator.
17:16The whole planet had just 50 minutes left.
17:20A gas mark four.
17:23We were up against an evil genius.
17:25A plan to make the universe an adult-only zone.
17:29All adults were beamed up to Shelley's spaceship before they turned grey and wrinkly.
17:34The kids of planet Earth were doomed.
17:38There was only one chance.
17:46Build their own spaceship and fight back.
17:51A few tweaks.
17:54And it was ready.
18:01Okay, time to lock and load.
18:03Everyone wanted to pilot the beast.
18:05But there was only one guy up to the job.
18:11Fasten your seat belts.
18:12Tilt.
18:13Operation Spag Polly's.
18:19Goal!
18:22Goal!
18:24Goal!
18:32Goal!
18:34Goal!
18:35Goal!
18:46Shelly thought her plan was foolproof.
18:48Yeah, right.
18:56They sent their best fighters to wipe us out,
18:59but with the fate of the world's children resting on our shoulders,
19:02nothing could stop us.
19:09It looked like an impossible task.
19:12For a normal kid, that is.
19:16Time was running out, but he listened to the inner voice.
19:20Lot, let the source be with you.
19:22Oh, no!
19:27No!
19:28Shelly's source was about to explode.
19:30He had just seconds to escape.
19:32Hmm, bags of time.
19:48And the staff never bothered us again.
19:55What do you want, grandad?
19:57Hmm, charming.
19:59I'll keep these for myself then, shall I?
20:01No!
20:02No, no, no!
20:04Enjoy.
20:05But don't tell, Shelly.
20:08You're a star.
20:12You're a star.
20:14You think he's Mr Nice Guy, don't you?
20:18Think again.
20:20Mr Nice Guy's just a front.
20:24Really, he's mad, Mike.
20:32He's secretly out to destroy everything we kids love.
20:45Can no one save the dumping ground kids from the invincible, Mad Mike?
20:53But wait, what's this?
20:55Is it a boy or was it a spider?
20:58No, it's Tarantula Boy.
21:01There was a time when he was just an average care home kid.
21:04He was forced to work 30 hours a day, nine days a week.
21:08But no matter how spotless he made the place,
21:12Mad Mike always found some dirt somewhere.
21:17The poor little boy looked doomed.
21:27Tarantula Boy 1, Big Hairy Monsters 0.
21:30Life was never quite the same after that.
21:36He found his true destiny.
21:44Tarantula Boy was born.
21:49Oi!
21:50No one grows extra limbs and threatens me and my mates.
21:56Take this!
21:58And that!
22:00Take this, you Big Hairy Monster!
22:06Oops.
22:14Tarantula Boy 1, Big Hairy Monsters 1.
22:18He needed help.
22:19But who?
22:20Who could he turn to?
22:26They knew exactly what to do.
22:31Was time running out for Tarantula Boy?
22:34Of course not.
22:45Poor Mad Mike.
22:47Not a leg to stand on.
22:49Tarantula Gang 2, Big Hairy Monsters 1.
22:52Finished.
22:53Oh, someone get the straitjacket.
22:55I was only trying to ease the boredom.
22:56Better than sitting and looking at the eyes with your mug.
22:58Don't start on me.
22:59It was you and your dustbin gag that got us here in the first place.
23:02What?
23:03And your stupid water fight didn't?
23:04Don't start on Earth.
23:05I'll start on Earth.
23:07Quiet!
23:08Where do you keep the noise down?
23:10Why should we?
23:11This is barbaric.
23:12Social services will hear about this.
23:14I am social services.
23:18I am social services.
23:20Oh, she's such a pain.
23:21She's harmless.
23:22She's stupid, but she's harmless.
23:25She's not as stupid as she makes out.
23:27Once, she ruled over an entire kingdom.
23:32A land where kids were locked up.
23:34Just for being kids.
23:43The evil, child-catching beast that lived there hated all children.
23:48The streets weren't safe, and everyone kept themselves hidden.
23:51This was a creature so hideous, no one even dared to look at its face.
23:58The child-catcher could smell a victim several miles away.
24:02Don't be scared, my lovelies.
24:06Come and get your presents.
24:13Those two poor, unfortunate souls didn't stand a chance.
24:31They were locked up, and the key thrown away.
24:36They needed a brave hero to come to the rescue.
24:39But Tracy was fed up of always having to save the day.
24:42And so she left.
24:45No, come back, Tracy!
24:46We need you!
24:47Help us!
24:47Help us!
24:50So with Tracy gone, the inmates settled down to a lifetime of chore and housework horror.
25:05But being the unselfish, wonderful superhero she is,
25:09Tracy decided to drop some presents off to her old mates.
25:14But these weren't your usual soft, cuddly teddy bears.
25:19These were dumping ground kids.
25:28The child-catcher didn't give up easily.
25:34But I soon had her dance into a different tune.
25:39Yay!
25:40Go Tracy!
25:45Yay!
25:46Yay!
25:47Yay!
25:48Yay!
25:49Yay!
26:02Well, five hours are up.
26:03I think that lot will have definitely got in line by now, don't you?
26:07Definitely.
26:11What are you doing?
26:15We're amusing ourselves.
26:17Like you said, we found something that really makes us laugh.
26:19Don't really bargain.
26:21Stupid.
26:21Mad.
26:22Oh?
26:22What's that?
26:23You!
26:25Freedom!
26:30Oh, it's good to be back.
26:39I can make my world come true.
26:41All my dreams will see me through.
26:43And the sex won't get me down.
26:46My dreams will turn me all around.
26:48With a sign upon my face.
26:50It's better for my clays.
26:51It's better for me.
26:52It doesn't matter what, they come my way.
26:55No, no, no.
26:55Believe them now.
26:57I'll win someday.
26:59Oh, it's good to be back.
27:02Oh, it's good to be back.
27:06Oh, it's good to be back.
27:07Oh, it's good to be back.
27:07Oh, it's good to be back.
27:07Oh, it's good to be back.