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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what, make up my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:20Bored, bored, bored
00:24I'm sure Lowell would be really pleased to know how excited you are about his party
00:28That's not that
00:29So this is the millionth leaving party I've been to
00:32They're all the same
00:34Elaine will get up and make some boring speech
00:36I'll eat too much cake and go to bed feeling sick
00:39Come on, Tracy
00:41It's not all doom and gloom
00:42If you say so
00:44Right, close your eyes
00:45Why?
00:46Well, I want to make a wish
00:47And there's more chance of it working if we've all got our eyes shut
00:54I wish something really cool would happen this weekend
00:58Maybe involving J-Lo wanted me to support her on a worldwide tour
01:02But I realised that might be pushing it
01:05Okay, open your eyes
01:07How did you do that?
01:09Hi, Tracy
01:09Sorry, J-Lo's not been in touch
01:11But we're planning a picnic in the park tomorrow
01:13Fancy coming?
01:15When you say we, do you mean you and Gary?
01:18Of course
01:19Thanks, but no thanks
01:22Give me strength
01:23What exactly is it you want, Tracy?
01:44Um, can I just say that life in Elm Tree House without Lowell is going to be like Marks without
01:51Spencer's, like Rolls without...
01:53Um, Royce
01:55Hey, steady on
01:56I think what Elaine is trying to say is, no, we're all going to miss you
02:00So good luck and...
02:02Let's get this party started
02:03Let's get this party started
02:05Good idea
02:09Presenting the amazing, the incredible, the miraculous fortune teller, Madame Alessio
02:21Isn't that just the goldfish bolt you've turned upside down?
02:24Yeah, where's Charles and Camilla?
02:26Swimming in the sink, they're fine
02:28Who will be the first to cross Madame Alessio's palm with Silver?
02:32Come on, Madame Alessio, it's my party
02:33Must be entitled to a freebie
02:35Okay, then
02:39Your path is very clear
02:41Dear, I see you leaving on a long journey
02:45Well, dear
02:47You may leave many friends behind
02:50But your future is a happy one
03:20You may leave many friends behind
03:23I haven't got any silver, but I'll give you a wine gum.
03:26Okay, as long as it's a red one.
03:29Oh, this is pathetic.
03:33Oh.
03:35The fogs of the future are slowly clearing.
03:39They are.
03:41Your years are unfolding in front of me.
03:44Yes.
03:46I can see something.
03:48You're surrounded by love.
03:51Wisdom.
03:53Youth.
03:56And...
03:57And...
03:59A dog.
04:03Yeah, like, that's really going to happen.
04:08Okay, be connexed.
04:10And if you don't see me lounging in a Beverly Hills mansion, you are rubbish.
04:23What?
04:27What?
04:28What?
04:28I don't understand.
04:30I can't see anything.
04:34You must be able to see something.
04:35A jacuzzi or a private jet.
04:37No, it's all cloudy and murky.
04:42It's all right, Tracey.
04:43I can tell you exactly where you're going to be this time next year.
04:45You'll be 16 and off to the halfway house.
04:48Like me.
05:05You're up a bit late, aren't you?
05:08Are you all right, kiddo?
05:10Fine.
05:12Do you want to talk?
05:15A trouble shared is worth two in the bush?
05:18Or is it something about cooks?
05:20I'm not sure.
05:21I do know that a stitch in time stops your trousers and falling down.
05:27How long have I been here, Mike?
05:31Six years.
05:32On and off.
05:34Much has changed, has it?
05:37I'm still here.
05:38You're still trying to cheer me up.
05:42You're still rubbish, Alec.
05:46I can't believe I'm leaving here next year.
05:49What am I going to do?
05:52My destiny's all dark and murky.
05:55All I've got to look forward to is the halfway house.
05:59And what's your future, is it?
06:01You know, Cam's never let you down.
06:05It's not an option anymore.
06:10Let me tell you a story about me when I was about your age.
06:13My father, who I adored, walked out on us.
06:18I know, I know.
06:20But there is a point to this story, okay?
06:24I swore that I would never forgive him.
06:26So for ten years, I had no contact.
06:31Then, one day I decided to meet him.
06:33You know, just to tell him what I thought of him.
06:36And you know what I discovered?
06:41He still loved me.
06:44And I still loved him.
06:48It's just my mum he didn't love.
06:51And your point is?
06:54I wasted ten years of time with my father.
06:59Because I had made up my mind to be stubborn.
07:04But you know the great thing about the future?
07:10It's dead easy to change, if you want to.
07:38Say that again?
07:40I've said it twice.
07:41How many more times?
07:42Just once more, please.
07:43I still can't believe what I'm hearing.
07:46I would like to come on a picnic with you and Gary.
07:49Fantastic!
07:51So, should we make it next weekend?
07:52No, today.
07:54Why?
07:54What's the rush?
07:55I don't want you changing your mind.
07:56Be ready at two.
08:11Oh, this looks like a nice spot.
08:12Yeah, it's great.
08:13If it's all right with Tracy.
08:15Is it all right with you, Tracy?
08:16Nice.
08:16I mean, we can go closer to the duck pond if you want.
08:19No, this is okay.
08:20Are you sure?
08:20Because we don't have to sit here if you don't want to.
08:22Gary, you're trying too hard.
08:33I reckon if everything goes all right today, Tracy would be going to be out of here.
08:39Yeah.
08:41Seems like everyone's doing except me.
08:44Won't be the same without you, mate.
08:45It's not goodbye, Wolfie.
08:47I demand you come and visit me at least once a week.
08:49You've got some serious fishing to do, mate.
09:03Well, they've been gone for over three hours.
09:05That's got to be a good sign.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Oh, Gary's ended up in casualty.
09:21Oh, no.
09:22What is it?
09:23I've forgotten the knives and forks.
09:28Which is fine, actually, because I've forgotten the food as well.
09:32Honestly.
09:34Last week she went shopping and forgot where she parked the car.
09:37Spent an hour looking for it.
09:38And then realised that she hadn't taken it in the first place.
09:41I remember we bought this oven.
09:43She used up a whole box of matches trying to light it.
09:45And then she remembered it was electric.
09:47You didn't.
09:49Great, so.
09:51Oh, no.
09:52What?
09:53The TV say that today's going to be a disaster for Tracy.
09:56Good.
09:57You know you don't mean that.
09:58You know you want everything to go, OK?
10:01Oh, go stick your head down the toilet.
10:03Oh, go stick your head down the toilet.
10:14Oh, no.
10:15Oh, you're all right?
10:18What's it all right?
10:19Are you all right?
10:25They're back.
10:26Oh, please don't have gone all right.
10:33Well?
10:34I had a great time.
10:35You did?
10:36Don't sound so surprised.
10:38Gary is a really nice bloke.
10:39I can't understand why you lot were so horrible to him.
10:42Of course.
10:43Oh, Mike, I won't need any dinner for tonight.
10:45We had such a great time.
10:46They're taking me out for a posh meal.
10:52Disaster for Tracey then, was it?
10:54Looks like you got it wrong again, Madam Membo Jumbo.
10:57Uh...
10:57What?
10:57What?
10:57What?
10:57The tea leaves are never wrong, Roxy.
11:13How do I look?
11:14Great!
11:14So, spilled the beans?
11:15Yeah, what changed your mind?
11:17Well, I've finally realised how important it is to be mature about this.
11:20I mean, Gary's just a boyfriend.
11:21They'll come and go.
11:22But it's mine and Cam's relationship that's important.
11:24Now, enjoy your cheese on toast, or whatever Bounce is cooking for dinner, and don't wait
11:29up.
11:54I'm sorry.
11:55Oh, I've never seen someone eat so much in one, so...
11:58Dumping ground pancake eating champion, three years running.
12:02And lunch was a bit thin on the ground.
12:05Well, I think it's been a lovely day, and I would like to propose a toast.
12:10May we always be as happy as this.
12:22To the three of us.
12:25Well, until he dumps you and runs off with your best friend.
12:28Right, that's not going to happen, Tracy.
12:30Oh, yeah, I forgot.
12:32Cam doesn't have any friends.
12:35No, I was only joking.
12:38Actually, Tracy, Gary's not going to be my boyfriend anymore.
12:44I bit my foot in it.
12:47No, he's not going to be my boyfriend because he's asked me to marry him.
12:54And I've said yes.
12:59You say something.
13:05Oh, losers.
13:09I take it this means she doesn't want to be bridesmaid.
13:15What's the difference between Justine Littlewood and a bucket of slugs?
13:18The bucket!
13:23I've never been to a wedding before.
13:25Which one do you think will go bare to my suit?
13:27You do realise you're another bridesmaid, don't you?
13:32I got this for Cam's wedding.
13:35What do you think?
13:36I thought the bride was the only one who wore white.
13:38I'm dressing like a druid, in case Cam decides on a pagan ceremony.
13:42Er, I don't think they do pagan down the town hall.
13:45I know exactly what I'm going to wear.
13:47I'm going to be a vision in velvet.
13:49Better than a nightmare in nylon.
13:52Oh, so much joy.
13:55So much happiness.
13:57The gods of love will be smiling down on us all.
14:01You really need to get out, Mum.
14:04That'd be nice.
14:05Where should we go?
14:07Hide your invites.
14:08Here comes Beacock.
14:10What's going on?
14:11Listen there.
14:12Er, nothing really.
14:14We certainly weren't talking about Cam's wedding.
14:17Sorry, we didn't want to upset you.
14:20Why should I be upset?
14:21I'm really not interested in their wedding.
14:23It's going to be totally dull and boring anyway.
14:37Yeah?
14:38Yeah, thanks.
14:39That's great.
14:40Thanks.
14:42Well, that's the DJ booked.
14:44We're sorted.
14:45Unless, of course, you decide to chuck me in and run off at Brad Pitt.
14:48Well, that'd be nice.
14:50Well, tell me if you're going here, because I'll have to cancel the sausage rolls.
14:54Sorry?
14:55You're miles away.
14:57I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about Tracy.
15:01It just doesn't seem right getting married when she's not there.
15:04Well, what can we do?
15:05Cancel it?
15:07Would you mind?
15:08Yeah.
15:11Is that what you want?
15:13No, of course not.
15:14But someone needs to find out what her problem is.
15:17I mean, I've tried.
15:20Mike's tried.
15:21Elaine's tried.
15:24Me?
15:26Well, she'll slam the door in my face.
15:28Well, you'll think of something.
15:37Do you want to see me?
15:39Who does?
15:40Space nerd comics.
15:41I sent them some cartoons, and they love them.
15:44Do you want to see me today?
15:45It's brilliant news, Crash.
15:46I'll knock them dead.
15:50Will you, er...
15:51Will you come with me?
15:54I don't really want to go by myself.
15:55Why not?
15:58I get self-conscious around people.
16:00Since when?
16:02I mean, new people.
16:03They make me nervous.
16:05Isn't that a bit like someone taking their mum on a date?
16:08You don't have to come into the office.
16:09You can just wait in the park and cross the road.
16:11Please.
16:11It'd make me feel a lot better.
16:15I don't know what you're worrying about.
16:17They're just normal people.
16:37Hi, Tracy.
16:38What are you doing here?
16:40Well, I wanted to talk to you, and I figured this was the only way.
16:42I wasn't going to get a face full of door.
16:44I got my friend to set me up.
16:45Ooh, smart move.
16:47Please, Tracy, for Cam's sake.
16:52It's breaking our heart that you're not coming to the wedding.
16:55It's not going to be the same without you.
16:57For either of us.
16:58Well, I'm not exactly over the moon about it.
17:00Then why are you being like this?
17:02I mean, we were getting on so well.
17:04Why does us get married have to change anything?
17:06Because it will.
17:08Why?
17:10Talk to me, because this just isn't making any sense.
17:13Look, I don't want to talk to you.
17:15I don't want to come to your stupid wedding.
17:17I don't want anything to do with you.
17:19Just get knotted.
17:24Oh, who does Gary think he is?
17:27Talk to me.
17:28I've reduced the best social workers in the country to tears.
17:31There's no way he's going to break me.
17:32I'm sure he was only trying to help.
17:34Who started you on?
17:36And you.
17:37You tried to set me up.
17:38All those lies about spacing up comics when an interview with you.
17:42That was all true.
17:43Except they want to see me on Monday.
17:44He was only doing his best.
17:46So you were in on this as well?
17:48Cam's really unhappy, Tracy, and so are you.
17:51But you won't tell anyone why.
17:52So you thought I'd tell Gary?
17:54Great friends you turned out to be.
18:07Oh, don't you all look smart.
18:09Anyone fancy you kick about?
18:10No, you've ruined my clothes.
18:12Hey, give me that hole.
18:13Give me that hole.
18:14Give me that hole.
18:15Why, there's nobody listening to me.
18:17I've no control.
18:18Can you give me that?
18:18Stop, I am.
18:22What?
18:24It's no biggie.
18:25You go to Cam and what's-his-face's wedding.
18:28See when you get back.
18:29Right, everybody, come on.
18:30Let's go.
18:31Don't be late.
18:32It's a very special day.
18:34Come on now.
18:34Chop, chop.
18:35See ya.
18:49Hey, kiddo.
18:52Are you alright?
18:53Couldn't be better.
19:02What's that behind your ear?
19:05Don't move.
19:06There's another one.
19:09Wow.
19:10If I was eight, I'd find that really exciting.
19:15You sure you don't want to come?
19:17It's not too late for you to change your mind, you know?
19:20Tell you what.
19:21I'll toss a coin.
19:22Heads, I stay here.
19:24Or tails, I stay here.
19:27Oh, tails.
19:28So close.
19:32Okay.
19:34We'll see you when we get back, okay?
19:35Bye.
20:19Fancy some company?
20:22What are you doing here?
20:24It's the wedding.
20:26We are.
20:26There'll be other weddings.
20:28Besides, despite what you think,
20:29we are your friends
20:31and friends stick together.
20:44I'm sorry.
20:46I love your outfit.
20:48You look so pretty.
20:50Aw.
20:51You just didn't change your mind then?
20:54I'm afraid of us.
20:55Try that best.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:56I'm sorry.
20:59Chill out, love.
20:59Everything's going to be okay.
21:01Yeah, of course it is.
21:04Come on, then.
21:05Let's get the show on the road.
21:12All right.
21:14Right.
21:15I'm fed up of my ping-mand.
21:16Let's swap all the sugar and salt,
21:18put cling film over the staff toilets
21:21and booby trap the office.
21:23Yeah?
21:23It's more fun than being at a super wedding.
21:25Yeah.
21:25Weddings are for idiots.
21:27It'll never last, anyway.
21:27Cam must be crackers marrying a loser like Gary.
21:30Oi!
21:31Cam's not crackers.
21:33And Gary's not a loser.
21:36He's all right.
21:37If that's what you think, Tracy,
21:39what's your problem?
21:41Isn't it obvious?
21:42No!
21:42What do most married couples do?
21:45Row?
21:46Bi-matching jumpers.
21:48They have babies.
21:50So?
21:51Well, they're bound to have a baby.
21:53And it's bye-bye Tracy.
21:55Tracy, you idiot.
21:56Cam wouldn't do that to you.
21:58You don't know that.
21:59Yes, I do.
22:00She loves you.
22:01And only a nut would throw that away.
22:05Now, before I pronounce you man and wife,
22:07it's my duty to ask
22:08if there's anyone here
22:10that has any objections to this marriage,
22:12then please speak now.
22:15Stop the wedding!
22:18She's gone too far this time.
22:19Oh, Tracy, don't do this.
22:21It's OK.
22:22I just wanted to make sure I didn't miss the ideas.
22:25Pardon?
22:25Well, it's the most important part
22:27of getting married, isn't it?
22:28Does that mean you want Gary and me to get married?
22:32I do.
22:34And I do.
22:35And I do too.
22:38I now pronounce you man and wife.
22:44Oh, who I just married to who, I don't know.
23:03The food table is now open.
23:08One at a time, please.
23:10Better get in there before it all goes.
23:11Get in the middle of that frenzy.
23:13I might get a steak and for food.
23:15Thank you, Tracy.
23:17It would never have been the same without you.
23:19Sorry I've been such a nightmare.
23:20It doesn't matter.
23:21You're here now.
23:23Listen, Tracy,
23:24Gary and I have been talking
23:25and all things considered,
23:28we've decided now's probably not the right time to foster you.
23:34Fine.
23:35Probably wouldn't fit into my plans anyway.
23:38Lots to do.
23:39You know, busy, busy, busy.
23:41Tracy.
23:42I hope you two are very happy together.
23:44Tracy.
23:45We don't want to foster you
23:47because we want to adopt you.
23:53Adopt me?
23:55Yeah, we've been talking to Mike
23:57and we've got to sort out a few minor problems,
23:59but it should be fine.
24:01So, what do you say?
24:05Well, I never thought I'd see the day.
24:09Tracy Beaker speechless.
24:11Where's my camera?
24:16I'll take that as a yes, then.
24:44I'll take that as a yes, then.
24:49They're a dub from you.
24:50That's great.
24:51Isn't it?
24:52No.
24:55It's fantastic.
24:56I'm really happy for you, Tracy.
24:58Well, let's be honest,
24:59I wouldn't even be here
25:00if it wasn't for you two
25:00pointing at how stupid I was being.
25:05Mike, got to get back and back.
25:07What for?
25:07You're not leaving right away, are you?
25:09No, but when there's a wedding,
25:10there's a honeymoon.
25:11Two weeks of sunset and shopping.
25:12Can't wait.
25:20Come on, we've got a plane to catch.
25:23You can't come with us, Tracy.
25:25Why not?
25:26It's our honeymoon.
25:28Yeah, besides,
25:28it's probably the last bit of peace
25:29I'm going to get for the next 20 years.
25:32Is she going to leave me here
25:32for another two weeks?
25:33Great.
25:34Tracy,
25:35do what your mum and dad say.
25:38Invite them.
25:39We'll be back before you know it.
25:42Mwah.
25:52Yes, you caught my eye.
25:56I'll be here.
26:04Didn't realise you were leaving today as well?
26:07Weekend visit.
26:08Figured if you could live with Gary,
26:10I should give my dad another chance.
26:13End of the year, eh?
26:15No.
26:16Star of a better one.
26:19Now,
26:20I know it looks big and scary at first,
26:23but it's...
26:24What Elaine Payne is trying to say
26:25is that you need to speak to me.
26:27I'm Tracy Speaker
26:28and I can tell you anything you need to know
26:29about survival in this place.
26:31Bug off and leave me alone!
26:34Right.
26:35I think she's going to be just fine.
26:37I think she's going to be just fine.
26:46I can make my world come true
26:49All my dreams will see me through
26:52And this fight won't get me down
26:54No, no, no, no, no, no
26:55My dreams will turn things all around me
26:58The stars upon my face
27:00I can see a better place
27:02Doesn't matter what, they come my way
27:05Believe me now
27:07I will win someday
27:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.