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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what may come my way
00:14Believe it now, I will win someday
00:22Hello?
00:25Oh, hiya
00:27I'd love to, but I'm up to my neck here
00:32Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back
00:35Guys, how's that my fault?
00:41How did this happen?
00:42Accident
00:44Yeah, what kind of accident?
00:45Well, we were playing football and
00:48I knew you were too big
00:51It wasn't my fault
00:52He fouled me
00:53Me? It was a perfectly good tackle
00:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:55Are you trying to tell me that you were playing football on the pool table?
01:00Yeah
01:00Well, come on, you've got to be more responsible
01:03You've got everything here
01:05You've got the big telly
01:06The computer
01:08You've got this lovely, great, big garden
01:10If you want to play football
01:12You know what?
01:13You're really lucky
01:15Even I'm lucky
01:18Who am I kidding?
01:19Lucky me
01:20It's Saturday afternoon
01:22And I'm in here
01:25Talking to the furniture
01:44Hello, Sid
01:45Who are you?
01:46My references should explain everything
01:51Constance Carlton
01:52Winner of the Care Worker Year Award
01:54Five years running
01:55Seven, actually
01:56Well, what are you doing here?
01:58Don't you normally go to care homes with problems?
02:00Well, everybody has their problems, Sid
02:02Oh, our kids are all right
02:04I mean, they're not bad
02:06Well, they're not monsters
02:09I was talking about you, Sid
02:11Oh
02:12You're overworked
02:13And you're becoming stressed
02:15And if you don't take time out for yourself soon
02:17We'll find you talking to the furniture
02:19How did you know?
02:20Now, I think it's time I met our young persons
02:30Hiya
02:31Hey, you know the thing you wanted me to do
02:33Which I couldn't?
02:34Well, I can
02:36Hey, kids
02:37This is Constance Carlton
02:38And she's going to be joining us for a while
02:41And this is your lucky day
02:43Constance is a care-working legend
02:45Oh, cute
02:46Look who's talking
02:47I've heard you're the best chef in the business
02:50I can't wait to try your chocolate souffle
02:53Actually, I haven't made one for some time
02:56They're quite tricky
02:57Don't you mean challenging?
03:00And I'm sure a duke could rise to the challenge
03:03You're right
03:06I'll make one tomorrow
03:07Now, let me guess
03:12Jackie Hopper
03:14Our running star
03:16Bouncer
03:17The budding chef
03:18Lol
03:20The footballer
03:22And you must be Crash
03:25The artist
03:26What about us?
03:29Rio
03:30Roxy
03:31And Chantal
03:32Yes
03:33I know all about you
03:38Of course we can manage without you for a day or two
03:40Have a good time
03:41Well, good luck
03:43You'll need it
03:45Afternoon
03:45Good afternoon, Sid
03:48I'm sorry, but all visitors must be approved in advance
03:50I'm not a visitor
03:52And practically live here
03:54Don't I, Sid?
03:55Sad but true
03:57You're Tracy Beaker
03:58Yeah, that's right
04:00Excuse me
04:01I believe that some youngsters once formed a Beaker club inspired by you
04:06Well, I am pretty inspiring
04:08This club made flower bombs and paraded around with care workers' underwear on their heads
04:14Well, all great leaders get misinterpreted
04:16I think we can do without your influence here
04:27I think we ought to talk about your care plans
04:33Our care plans?
04:35Elaine and I have made a few revisions
04:40You what?
04:41Anger management counselling every day
04:43I don't need this
04:43On the contrary
04:45I think you've just proved that you do
04:48You want to send us to separate foster homes?
04:52Well, we'll think it'll really give you a chance to blossom
04:55I'm only a three-hour train journey apart
04:58You can't do this
05:00Let's talk to Sid
05:01Sid's not here
05:04But care plans can change
05:09What do you want from us?
05:11Well, if you can prove that you can function well together
05:16With good behaviour
05:18Then I might rethink
05:21But that's enough serious talk for tonight
05:23Time to relax and watch telly
05:25Great, just in time where celebrities go nuts in the zoo
05:29I thought we'd watch this fascinating documentary on potatoes
05:33I'm out of here
05:34Oh, I do hope you're not being antisocial
05:37Perhaps some counselling would help
06:05You won't believe what just happened
06:07And what is he doing here?
06:09Rehearsing the lead role in my play
06:10What, Boring Care Workers the musical?
06:12No, it's called The Young Rebels
06:14It's a hard-hitting drama set in the 50s
06:17Sid's playing Danny T
06:18The angry leader of a motorcycle gang
06:21Actually, one of the members of the drama group dropped out
06:23And I'm sure Constance can manage
06:25What? The new care worker?
06:27She just chucked me out
06:28Really?
06:29I'm sure she was just being cautious
06:31When she gets to know you better
06:32She'll put bars on the windows to keep you out
06:37Where's the telly?
06:39Oh, and the games console
06:41Constance
06:42I don't believe this
06:43We're going to be really bored all day
06:44You know
06:46I've always believed that only boring people get bored
06:50Right
06:50And we're not boring
06:52So, um, we're fine, aren't we?
06:54No
06:54We've got nothing to do
06:56Oh, really?
06:58Don't look so gloomy
07:00We're here to have fun
07:03What sort of fun?
07:04The best kind there is
07:06Mathematical fun
07:08Welcome to Cliffside Math Olympics
07:11Now, before we start
07:12I've just got to run through a few rules
07:15No calculators
07:16No mobile phones
07:17No talking to each other
07:18No copying and noticing parts
07:19No headphones
07:19No headphones
07:20No headphones
07:21Rules
07:22You can take your rules
07:24And you can shove them up your
07:28I haven't got this, have I?
07:30Oh
07:31Maybe it's the outfit
07:33Yeah, that shirt's minging
07:34Oh, 50s clothes might help you get into character
07:38Look, I've got some stuff here from the theatre group
07:40I'll see what I can do
07:44She is taking this way too seriously
07:46Well, she's a writer
07:47You've got to understand
07:49This play is her baby
07:50Why does she need a baby?
07:51She's got me
07:52I mean, this 50s stuff is so lame
07:55Haven't you ever imagined anything so strongly
07:58That you thought it was real?
08:00I suppose I might have once
08:19Duke, you have to help us
08:21Only if you help me with my souffles
08:23I can't get him to rise
08:24Forget your souffles
08:25You have to get Constance sacked
08:27Why?
08:28She made us do maths
08:29Is that all?
08:30All?
08:31Is that all?
08:32Why?
08:33What else has she done?
08:34She...
08:36She...
08:37Nothing
08:39Glad to hear it
08:41So, how do we get rid of Constance then?
08:44We've got to call Tracy
08:45Oh, that'd be right
08:46Running to the beaker all the time
08:47Bless her, your ideas then
08:48No, we're not doing the dirty work this time
08:51We're going straight
08:56She's beating the world
08:58We haven't got a chance
08:59Danny, you don't have to fight all the time
09:02Hey, no chick tells me what to do
09:05I'm not saying that line
09:07I feel daft
09:09Hello, National Theatre of Sadland
09:11Our crash
09:13What's wrong?
09:14No, it sounds great
09:15Carry on
09:18I do what I want to do
09:20And if you don't like it
09:21You can stick it
09:22That's terrible
09:23You're not wrong
09:30Here, my permission form
09:31Signed by Sid
09:33When did Sid write this?
09:34At mine just now
09:35He was dressed like a reject from Greece
09:37A likely story
09:39Ring him if you don't believe me
09:41Goodbye, Miss Speaker
09:48Thanks for distracting her
09:49No problem
09:50Come on
09:53What part of Evil Dictator don't you understand?
09:56Constance is a very experienced co-worker
09:58She's done a lot of good work
10:00Like what?
10:01Like Travers' house
10:02Those kids were in all sorts of trouble
10:04She turned that place round
10:05You know what, Sid
10:06You're so right
10:08But that outfit is so wrong
10:11Your kitchen has an emergency sprinkler system
10:14Which is triggered by smoke
10:16Smoke caused by, for example, burnt toast
10:20It's the most genius plan ever invented
10:22Because it's all based on science
10:24A mysterious force of magnetism
10:25And finally our old friend gravity
10:27See, the secret of a good plan is
10:29Always keep it simple
10:30And it can't possibly go wrong
10:32Constance will be baffled
10:33By the timeless laws of physics and chemistry
10:35The ancient power of toast
10:37Always keep it simple
10:39She'll beg us to let her out
10:40And we'll only do it
10:41If she promises to leave
10:42Sorted
10:58Don't you know it's dangerous
11:00To set booby traps?
11:01No, it's not
11:04It's just a snack
11:06I like my toast
11:07Crunchy
11:08Well, you better eat it up then
11:14Mmm
11:16Delicious
11:19Oi, you!
11:20It's a pig!
11:21A ship!
11:23It's Crash in the beaker
11:24What do you want?
11:26Haven't seen you Travers' house locked round here for a while
11:28We haven't been getting out much
11:30Had this evil care worker
11:32Was that Constance Carlton?
11:34Constance Carlton, we called her
11:35She made her life's heart for a year
11:37But you'd love to get your own back
11:39Of course
11:39If we knew it, she'd gone
11:42Oh, come on, Sid
11:43You can do this
11:45I can't do it
11:46I can't get angry
11:47We're gonna have to cancel the show or something
11:49Cancel the show?
11:51It took me months to write this play
11:53All you have to do is say the lines
11:56What kind of pathetic wuss can't even do that?
11:58And what would you know?
12:00You're just a writer
12:01You don't know what it's like in front of an audience
12:03It's tough up there, Cam
12:04So just get off my back
12:07Why, George
12:07I think you've got it
12:11That documentary was so inspiring
12:13I just had to buy enough sea potatoes for us all
12:16We can all keep our own potato diary
12:18And chart the progress of the plants
12:23Great
12:23What are we waiting for?
12:25Let's get out there
12:26Come on, then, everybody
12:27Come on
12:28Come on
12:31Hello, losers
12:33Did you do this?
12:35Sean
12:37Christopher
12:37You've got a problem, Mrs C?
12:39Yes
12:40You should be doing your homework
12:42Not vandalising
12:43Homework's for losers
12:45Yeah
12:45We've got better stuff to do
12:48Than worry about school
12:49And eating fresh vegetables
12:51You've stopped eating fresh vegetables
12:54But I only left three days ago
12:58A whole year's work
12:59Ruined
13:05Jim
13:06I've got your text messages
13:08What's up?
13:09Where's Constance?
13:10She just left
13:11Said she had to go back to Travis' house
13:14She never even tasted my souffle
13:19Mmm
13:21Right, you lot
13:22What have you been doing to poor old Constance?
13:24Whoa!
13:26What's all this in there, dove?
13:27Oh, we just realised how lucky we are to have you
13:30Oh, yeah
13:30What do you want?
13:32Seriously, never, never go away again
13:34Hey
13:37Unbeatable, unbelievable, unmissable beaker
13:41Bin, Jackie
13:45Bin, bin, mine
13:47What's the Brownhurst Academy?
13:50It's Jackie's letter
13:51It's a sports academy in Wales that Jackie applied to
13:54Isn't that a black?
13:56No
13:56Jackie doesn't read your stuff
13:58Give it here
13:59You shouldn't even look at the envelope
14:02What?
14:03Leave me alone
14:05Bin, bin, bin, bin
14:09Well, Jackie?
14:10I got it
14:11I actually
14:12Hey!
14:14So, can I have your room?
14:17You are happy, aren't you?
14:19You are going to take it, aren't you?
14:20It's none of your business
14:21Jackie?
14:22I've only just opened the letter and you're already packing my bags
14:27On your marks, get set, go!
14:31And Jackie Hopper is off to a slow start
14:35Will she make up her pace and get back in the race?
14:47Jackie, calm down, you don't have to make a decision this second
14:51I don't want to think about it at all today!
14:53Well, look at it, smell it, and it's all mine
14:56Where'd you get that?
14:57How do I get some?
14:59You can't
14:59It's from Penelope, my foster-grandma
15:01She loves me very much
15:03That's why she gave me £100
15:06Well, I'm on my way to spend, spend, spend
15:08Anyone want to come?
15:09I do
15:09OK, well, the bus leaves in ten minutes
15:12We'll have to run
15:12No way
15:13I'm not thinking about running
15:14And I'm not doing any running all day
15:16OK
15:17Well, I've got a better idea
15:18When I'm getting a taxi
15:19Or better still
15:20Limousine
15:40A hundred pounds
15:41And fair a lot
15:43We need to get her some grandparents
15:44Then we'd have tons of money
15:46And maybe they'll foster us
15:48And where'd you find grandparents?
15:50At the bingo
15:50In church
15:52In old folks' homes?
15:53Yes!
15:54They're full of rich old people
15:54Who've just been dumped there
15:56Like us?
15:57All we need to do
15:58Is invite them over
15:58And wait for the cash
16:00Do we really want old people here?
16:01They just sleep all day, don't they?
16:03You want money, don't you?
16:08What?
16:09So you're just gonna leave?
16:10Just move out?
16:12Tracey, did you mind leaving them dumping ground?
16:14Well, it wasn't easy
16:16But you're happier now
16:19Do you know what the hard thing is?
16:21There's always people around
16:23The car's place is pretty quiet
16:25I can't imagine leaving
16:26So you're gonna turn them down?
16:28I don't know
16:29I want to go
16:31But I don't know if I can move again
16:32Really?
16:33I've sort of decided not to think about it today
16:36Okay
16:37Let's talk about what I'm gonna do with my £100
16:40Do you think it's enough to buy a new bike?
16:44And it looks like Jackie Hoffa may not be up for this race
16:50Will she be defeated so soon?
16:53Yeah, I'm phoning from the dump
16:56Cliffside
16:57We were wondering if any old people
16:59Rich old people
17:00Um, nice old people
17:03Come and visit us
17:05Because we're lonely
17:07We've all just been dumped here
17:10Old people must get lonely too
17:12We're nothing to do all day except
17:14Count their money
17:17Um, watch countdown
17:20We thought we could invite him over for a bit of fun
17:23Yeah, the paperwork's not a problem
17:25Sid deals with that
17:27Yeah
17:29Of course
17:30Um
17:31Sid
17:32They want to talk to you about form 21c subsection 8
17:40Could you let me 55 quid?
17:42I've only got 25
17:43And I'm saving it for some new trainers
17:45Oh, you're always playing boring old sport stuff
17:47Not today
17:49Maybe I should look at some more funky shoes instead
17:52Oh, there's some
17:55Those are your boots
18:14What are you doing?
18:16They're the trainers I want
18:17I can do it, can't I?
18:19I don't have to buy them
18:19I can be normal
18:21Yeah, okay
18:22But it's not normal to be hypnotised by trainers
18:24Come on
18:30Will training be much better there then?
18:32It's training this
18:32Running there
18:33Why can't we talk about something?
18:35It looks like Potter is going to be first at the finishing line
18:38It's like there's some weird kind of force at work here
18:41Do you believe in destiny?
18:42Jackie
18:42It's like someone
18:44Something is saying
18:45Let's go get some lunch
18:51Hello
18:52Hello
18:52This is Leila
18:53And I'm Lol
18:54I like reading and gardening
18:57I'm Crash
18:58And I'm really into board games
19:00I love board games too
19:01Do you know
19:02I really hate them
19:04Oh, I hate board games as well
19:05So, Henry
19:06Can I take your coat?
19:08Oh
19:08Yes, sir
19:10Just take my wallet
19:11It's got lots of money in it
19:13Not a bean
19:14I don't want to lose my bus pass, that's all
19:16I'm not too sure about this anymore
19:18Seems kind of mean
19:19Let me take you on a tour of Cliffside
19:21Yeah, I'll help
19:23This way, just through here
19:27Can't back up now
19:29Come on
19:31Here, make the most of it
19:33It'll all be salads and vegetables
19:35And other rubbishy stuff
19:36If you go to that academy
19:37You'd be better off
19:38Hanging around people with normal appetites
19:41Like me
19:42This is how much normal people eat
19:44It's how much I eat
19:46Okay
19:51And what has happened to junior track star Jackie Hopper?
19:55She has certainly, er
19:58Rodney Satcher since we last saw her run
20:03Hello
20:04Can I help you?
20:06Could I have another cup of tea, please?
20:08Or more cake
20:09Chocolate
20:10Nice slice of Battenberg
20:11Can I recite you my poem?
20:14If you have to
20:17Poor orphan child, no proper home
20:20Lies in the gutter
20:21And lies there alone
20:23Okay, I give up
20:24Who are those people?
20:26They just turned up on the doorstep
20:28They went out for a walk when they lost their
20:30Dog
20:31Dog
20:31She shivers, she weeps
20:33So lonely, so cold
20:35And they knocked us if we'd seen it
20:36And I had seen it
20:38And so I said they should come in for a cup of tea
20:40While I told them what their dog looked like
20:43If it's their dog
20:44Surely they know what it looks like
20:48Oh
20:48All people can be very forgetful, Sue
20:50Yeah
20:50Cuckoo
20:51Oh, cuckoo, you
20:54And as the sun rises
20:55The cold light of morn
20:57Shows poor little orphan
20:59Quite dead
21:00In the dawn
21:05Okay, they can stay
21:07But not for too long
21:09Would you like me to sing you a song?
21:12I'd really rather you didn't
21:14Oh, that second milkshake was a mistake
21:17That third one was definitely a mistake
21:19I shouldn't have finished off yours
21:21Probably not
21:23Come on in
21:24Let's jog it off
21:25Oh, I couldn't move anyway
21:27Hang on
21:27No, I thought we went
21:28No, you're right
21:29No running
21:32I think I need some chocolate
21:34What?
21:35There's always room for chocolate
21:38And this is mine in Roxy's room
21:39It's nice, isn't it?
21:40Are you sure you don't want to hear my song?
21:44Oh, yeah, I drew you a picture
21:47Oh, this
21:48And this
21:50Did you hear?
21:50I left it on the bed
21:51When we came in
21:52Has it got a lot of money in it?
21:54No
21:55Is that why they're trying?
21:57I say, Dora
21:58Shall we have a bit of fun?
22:00Oh, yes
22:01I think we should
22:04Oh, here it is
22:06Look, I
22:06Who are these people?
22:08Oh, that's me
22:09That's my sister, Roxy
22:10And my brother, Rio
22:11Oh, dear
22:13I'm afraid your family did fall out of the ugly tree, didn't they?
22:16And hit all the branches on the way down
22:18What?
22:27It's no good
22:28I have to go
22:29But people already miss you
22:31And Layla thinks you're wicked
22:33And crash
22:34But my training
22:35It's not the same as friends
22:37Tracy, what would you do if it was you?
22:41I'd stay where I had people who really cared about me
22:43But that's what you had at the dumping ground
22:45And you still left to live with Cam
22:50And I think Jackie Hopper is determined to give up
22:55Will she really head off on the wrong track?
22:59Or will she return to the race?
23:04Just don't see what the big deal is
23:05If you love running more than us, just leave
23:08Or stay, it's not complicated
23:11I suppose, but...
23:12What?
23:14It'll be like leaving Grandpa all over again
23:16I was so miserable
23:18And the only person who could make it better wasn't there
23:22It took ages and ages before I felt better
23:24But the dumping ground's home now
23:26And I don't want to leave and go through it all again
23:28Not if I've got a choice
23:32Ooh, we haven't been in here
23:33There's nothing interesting in there, honestly
23:35Look, dancemas!
23:38Our little Jodie's got one of these
23:39I'm ever so good
23:40Rubbish!
23:41Let's go back to the lounge, yeah?
23:42I bet I'm way much better than you
23:44You haven't got a new rhythm
23:45Have to?
23:46Have not
23:47You're like a drunken octopus
23:48Not!
23:48You're not being like grandparents at all
23:50But we don't want to be your grandparents
23:53Anyway, maybe some money will fall out of my pockets when I'm dancing
23:57And maybe not
24:00I want another go
24:01You're honking it
24:02No, I beat you
24:04So you can't get on until I've finished
24:06We have to make them leave
24:08You've got a better plan
24:09The plan failed, though
24:11T's up
24:13Well, I thought our guests might like a nice spot
24:15It's quite all right, my dear
24:16I think we'd rather outstay our welcome
24:19Come along, dear
24:20Thank you
24:21I may be old
24:22But I'm not stupid
24:24And I'm certainly not deaf
24:26And I suggest if you want pocket money in the future
24:29You earn it
24:30Thank you
24:38I wish they'd like us
24:40I really want a grandparent
24:42I don't need grandparents for it
24:44You've got me
24:45I'm like your grandbrother
24:46I'm betting on both of those two put together
24:52So
24:52Have our friends departed?
24:54Yeah, finally
24:56And this was your idea?
24:58And Crash's
25:00Good
25:00Well, since you seem to like them both so much
25:03I've arranged for you to go and work at their home during half-term
25:07Just a couple of hours a day
25:08Oh, no
25:10Great idea, lol
25:11You agreed to it
25:12Let's make loads of money, you said
25:14Come on, Crash
25:14Oh, don't come at me
25:15No
25:17We need some money
25:18We don't get any money
25:20This race is definitely giving young Hopper some problems
25:24Will she stay the course?
25:27So you sound like it'd be too hard to leave?
25:29I suppose
25:32Friends are more important than running
25:47I'll miss running
25:50I'll miss running
25:51Yeah?
25:52I was wrong
25:55You should go to the academy
25:57You don't have to choose between running and friends
26:01We'll still be here for you
26:04Even if some of us are a bit unhelpful at times
26:07I'll miss you
26:08I'll come and visit
26:10I'll get Cam to drive me
26:11And I'll write to you every day
26:13Okay, well, maybe every week
26:15Me too
26:17I'm gonna be a great runner
26:19You're gonna make loads of new friends
26:22They'll be just as good as the ones at the dumping ground
26:25Yeah
26:28And Jackie Hopper makes it through to the end of the race
26:32This girl has got a great athletics career ahead of her
26:37Back then it was cool to speak away
26:43You're alright
26:45Hey, Fever
26:47Me too
26:54I can make my world come true
26:56All my dreams will see me through
26:58And this life won't get me down
27:00My dreams will turn things all around
27:03With a smile upon my face
27:05I can see a better place
27:07Doesn't matter what they come my way
27:09No, no, no
27:10Believe me now
27:11I'll win someday
27:13Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
27:13bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
27:14bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
27:14bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
27:14bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye,
27:14bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye