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00:06I can make my world come true
00:08All my dreams will see me through
00:11Doesn't matter what, make up my way
00:14Believe me now, I will win someday
00:19Crash, it's only natural to be worried.
00:21Is it?
00:22Yes, and we wouldn't let your dad see you
00:24if we hadn't had very positive reports from his probation officer.
00:28And everyone deserves another chance.
00:32But I haven't seen him in years.
00:33He doesn't even know me.
00:34Look, you don't have to see him if it's going to upset you.
00:38No. I'm ready for him.
00:43Sarah!
00:44What is that whistle?
00:46Coaches use whistles all the time to attract attention and motivate people.
00:49How would you like to swallow that whistle, coach?
00:52Just listen!
00:53Since we didn't go on the weekend camp, I thought we'd have a meeting about...
00:56If you want a meeting, how about you put a nice quiet note under our doors?
00:59Or you just ask us nicely.
01:01Yeah.
01:02WHISTLE BLOWS
01:02Wait!
01:05Crash's daddy's coming to visit.
01:06You mean Crash's loser daddy's coming.
01:08And what's that got to do with us?
01:09Look, it's going to be a really rough day for Crash.
01:11He's really freaked out about it.
01:12Like I said, what's that got to do with us?
01:15It's a really important visit.
01:18He and Crash have got a lot of issues to sort out.
01:20They have to learn to bond together again.
01:22Start the healing process.
01:26What?
01:26What?
01:27Just checking.
01:28I thought Elaine the pain got us have clunged.
01:46All I'm saying is make sure you give Crash and his dead the space they need today.
01:49Wait a minute.
01:51You gave us ear damage and dragged us away from minding our own business to tell us to mind
01:56our own business.
01:57Oh, tragic.
02:01I don't know why you're wasting your time.
02:03Crash's dad will only let him down.
02:04You don't know that.
02:06Excuse me.
02:07But I think I know a bit more than you do about hopeless dad's syndrome.
02:10I'm just telling you to butt out and give him a chance.
02:12You butt out.
02:13No, you.
02:13No, you.
02:14No, you.
02:17Just wanting you to know I'm here for you.
02:20Thanks.
02:22Well, that's very nice of you, Jackie.
02:24But I think Crash needs a bit of privacy right now.
02:26Don't worry.
02:26I've already sorted that out with the other kids.
02:28You'll have all the privacy you need.
02:31Jackie, it's time you went.
02:33He's here.
02:35It's all right.
02:36No, it's not.
02:36I'm sorry.
02:37I can't do this.
02:38Crash.
02:39Jackie.
02:39Just give the guys some space, huh?
02:58Crash.
03:00Come in.
03:03You okay?
03:06Is he gone?
03:07No.
03:08Shelly's still getting trapped in the office.
03:11I didn't think he'd get to me like this.
03:13I know it's tough.
03:14But what are you gonna do?
03:15You won't wait forever.
03:27Well, Justine, what do you think I should do?
03:29He's a loser.
03:30Tell him to get lost.
03:31No!
03:32What do you mean?
03:32Look how worried Crash is.
03:33But his day might be different now.
03:35What, a few anger management classes and he's turned to an angel?
03:38If he leaves now, Crash will never know.
03:39Shut up!
03:40Both of you!
03:41I've got enough of that going on inside my head without you two shouting it out.
03:44See?
03:44You're just making things worse.
03:46What, me?
03:46You're the one making things worse.
03:48No, it's you!
03:48No, it's you!
03:49No, it's you!
03:50No, it's you!
03:54I'm going to talk to Crash.
03:55I can't keep Theo in the office much longer.
03:57I wouldn't interfere, Shelly.
03:59The kid needs to make his own mind up on this one.
04:03No, you!
04:04No, you!
04:05No, you!
04:06No, you!
04:07What do you know about it anyway?
04:08I know Crash better than you do.
04:10And now he's...
04:11gone!
04:13Why don't you stay?
04:15You haven't had the grand tour and it really is a very interesting building.
04:27Please don't go, Dad.
04:37Why don't you two go out in the garden for a while. It's nice and private out there.
04:52OK.
04:53No more interfering, either of us.
04:55It's a deal.
04:55We leave him in peace to talk.
04:56Deal.
04:57And if the end result is that they want to get back together again, then that's great.
05:01Or not.
05:02Whatever they decide.
05:04You wouldn't be interfering just to have a little look, though, would it?
05:13So, Al, how did you...
05:14No, you first.
05:14No.
05:15It's all right.
05:15Why?
05:16I was just saying you've grown.
05:18Nearly a man.
05:21Funny.
05:22You look smaller.
05:23It's there, man.
05:43Where did you go?
05:44It's a no one.
05:45No, you wouldn't be there.
05:47No, you wouldn't be there.
05:50I'm going there.
05:51You're going to be there.
05:52It's all right.
05:52Excuse me?
05:53You're going to find a soul.
05:53What are you gurgling at?
05:59It's nothing.
06:12I don't believe it.
06:14They're supposed to be exploring their relationship
06:16and working on their attachment disorder.
06:18They're not playing football.
06:21What?
06:22First me, then you.
06:26I think Elaine's been cloning us in our sleep.
06:44What a horrible thought.
06:47Yeah, but you're right.
06:49What if they don't ever get round to talking?
06:52He'll be a disaster.
06:53How can we not help them?
07:02We didn't do enough of this, did we?
07:04No, we didn't.
07:08We didn't do enough.
07:10This is my shot.
07:11This is my shot.
07:13This is my shot.
07:15This is my shot.
07:17This is my shot!
07:27Hey, mates of yours?
07:29Yeah, good mates.
07:31They're there for me.
07:34Unlike me, right?
07:35No, that's not what I meant.
07:39Liam.
07:40Dad, they call me Crash here.
07:43Crash?
07:44Yeah.
07:48I smash things when I'm angry.
07:52Liam, that's...
07:55What's up?
07:56Mike promised he'd fix it.
07:58He's been busy. He'll get round to it.
08:00I need it today.
08:02I know a bit about bikes.
08:04Let's have a look.
08:05Great.
08:11Nice one, Jackie.
08:25What is it now, Eleni-Kens?
08:27What part of leave him alone don't your brother understand?
08:29He's out there bothering and crashing his dad.
08:31Not half as much as you're bothering me.
08:33Well, if you're not going to stop him, we will.
08:37Nobody stops me or my brother doing anything.
08:41Got it?
08:43Got it.
08:44Right, well, we'll just pop off then.
08:46Yeah, pop off.
09:01Nice bike.
09:03But you really need to take better care of it.
09:05How?
09:08Clean the chain.
09:10Oil it now and then.
09:11No one told me I had to do that.
09:13Look after it or you'll lose it.
09:14Believe me.
09:16I should know.
09:18Thanks.
09:22Crash?
09:24Your dad's OK.
09:39Looks like a good set-up here.
09:42It's OK?
09:45So...
09:46You happy?
09:47Yeah.
09:48I always dreamed of spending my child in a care home.
09:52I'm sorry, Liam.
09:54For everything.
09:56I couldn't have messed up more if I tried.
10:01You hurt me.
10:04I'm really sorry.
10:08If I didn't love you...
10:11I might have cut off what you did to me.
10:15But I haven't.
10:18I'm still angry with the whole world.
10:20And it's your fault.
10:22I know.
10:27And I wouldn't blame you if you never forgave me.
10:31I didn't say never.
10:34I didn't say never.
10:38What's up, face-ache?
10:42Crash's dad.
10:44Mending my bike.
10:45And that's bad.
10:50You don't need a stupid dad.
10:52You've got me.
10:54And I've got you.
10:56We're each other's support system when the world gets big and scary.
11:01Screaming.
11:06Screaming.
11:06Screaming.
11:06Screaming.
11:07Screaming.
11:09Screaming.
11:20At last, they're talking.
11:22Now they might get somewhere.
11:24I thought you didn't want them to get together.
11:27Maybe a hopeless dad's better than no dad.
11:32Screaming.
11:39Liam, I came here to tell you that I'm really sorting my life out.
11:42I've got a job.
11:43Good.
11:44A few weeks, I'll be able to get a flat.
11:47Great.
11:48We can take it easy at first.
11:49You can visit me in the flat, then stay over the weekend maybe.
11:52Dad, wait.
11:52We can do your room out. You can paint it yourself.
11:54No.
11:55No, you're right. Too messy, I'll paint.
11:56Oh, stop it!
11:57What I said.
11:57You're trying to control my life.
11:59No, I'm not.
11:59I'm trying to be a proper dad for once.
12:01And do what's best for you.
12:02And that's the problem, isn't it?
12:03You don't know what's best for me.
12:05You thought you could just swan in, be dad for a day and fix everything.
12:08Well, we can't be fixed just like that.
12:10Liam, I didn't mean to rush you.
12:12This is never going to work.
12:12Just go.
12:18No, wait.
12:19Don't go.
12:19He didn't mean it.
12:20Just...
12:21He was...
12:21Hold on.
12:22Justine!
12:23I have had enough of you not listening to me.
12:25This is none of your business.
12:27So let the staff...
12:29Face it, Mike.
12:30What do you know about being a kid in care?
12:32Point taken.
12:48I overreacted.
12:50A little.
12:51I'm a better at all this than he is.
12:52Come on.
12:54Don't be so hard on yourself.
12:56You'll never come back now.
12:59Yes, I will.
13:04On one condition.
13:09You call the shots for a while.
13:14Thanks.
13:16Can we start with the movie?
13:18I'd like that.
13:21Mike, I think it's time to bat out now.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Give the guy some space.
13:34Well, you.
13:34Stick around.
13:35There's more beaker to come.
13:38But why can't we help choose a newer care worker?
13:40It wouldn't be appropriate.
13:42Besides, head office is sending us their top three candidates to interview.
13:46What the head office know about this place?
13:47Or us.
13:48We live here.
13:49We should have a seat.
13:51What do you think, Mike?
13:52I'm staying out of this one, kids.
13:53Look.
13:54If you really want to help, you can meet and greet the candidates and show them to the office.
13:58Gee, thanks, Shelley.
13:59You're all hot.
14:03We are!
14:05Look!
14:07Rocky, quick, quick, quick!
14:09Rocky, you throw like a girl.
14:11Yes, crash on your head.
14:12I don't believe you lot.
14:14Things are about to be turned upside down.
14:16And you're playing piggy in the middle.
14:17Crash is right.
14:18Shelley's leaving.
14:19We're getting a new head care worker.
14:20And no one's even asked us how we feel about it.
14:22What difference will it make?
14:24No one sticks around you for long anyway.
14:25We're just care kids.
14:26What?
14:27It's that kind of attitude that'll land us with another Elaine.
14:30Is that what you want?
14:31What do you suggest, Bob Geldof?
14:34I don't know.
14:35That's why I'm talking to you guys.
14:38I've got it.
14:39We can put the candidates through the dumping ground test.
14:42Since when has there been a dumping ground test?
14:44There isn't one.
14:46Yet.
15:14What do we want from our head care worker?
15:18Who cares?
15:18Bound to be rubbish anyway.
15:20Millie and I have got a fancy dress party next week.
15:23And we still haven't got any hats.
15:24So they need to be able to make costume hats.
15:26Good ones.
15:28Number one.
15:29Must be creative.
15:32Someone who could shoot some hoops might be good.
15:34Number two.
15:36Sporty person.
15:37That's good.
15:38Keep them coming.
15:38Someone who knows cool things like what's the name of Johnny Depp's wife.
15:42Number three.
15:43Popular knowledge.
15:45Anything else?
15:45Well, I've got a good sense about people.
15:48I can see auras sometimes.
15:50It's like a sixth sense.
15:53Fair enough.
15:54They must be able to pass the Alice test.
15:57Everybody happy?
15:59Great.
15:59Just grab some arty, farty, beefy know-it-all with a special aura.
16:04Sounds realistic.
16:05Shut up, Roxy.
16:10Well, hello there.
16:11I'm Mr Willis.
16:13It's a pleasure to meet you.
16:15This way, please.
16:16My very own guide.
16:18Splendid.
16:19What a fascinating staircase.
16:22Great feature.
16:23These old houses really do have it all, don't they?
16:25Really fascinating stuff.
16:27Fascinating.
16:28You're right.
16:29Oh, Mr Willis.
16:30Come in.
16:39Oh, yes.
16:42Cheer up, mate.
16:44Might never happen.
16:45You've not met Mr Willis.
16:48I don't even know why Shelley wants to leave.
16:51Um, well, number one, constant food fighting.
16:54Number two, constant pranks.
16:56Number three, need I go on?
16:57Oh, ha ha ha.
16:59You won't be laughing when some old dinosaur's breathing down your neck.
17:02Well, hopefully Duke will be back by then.
17:04And he can do the dinosaur taming.
17:08Mike, I think you need to accept that Duke's not coming back.
17:11You're just like us.
17:13You come in here thinking it's just for a few days, but it turns into forever.
17:19Oh, well, I'd better go pick up Mr Fascinating.
17:23Ooh.
17:30Thanks very much.
17:31Absolutely delightful to meet you.
17:33Um, Mr Willis, there are some fascinating, um, period features over here.
17:39Would you like to see them?
17:39Oh, really?
17:40Oh, yes, please.
17:41That would be fascinating.
17:47Let's play the weakest care worker.
17:53Mr...
17:54Uh, Willis.
17:55Mr Willis, we have certain standards here at the Dumping Ground.
18:00And we all agree that our new head care worker must be creative.
18:06I don't understand.
18:07They have to be able to make things.
18:10Things like fancy dress.
18:13Here are your materials.
18:15Marco and Millie need two costume hats.
18:20You have five minutes.
18:23Your time starts...
18:25...now.
18:33These are rubbish.
18:36I tried my best.
18:39You are the weakest care worker.
18:42Goodbye.
18:56So, Alice, what did his aura tell you?
19:00Was he a boring man by any chance?
19:02Wow, Roxy, did you sense it too?
19:19Let the rain, which she'll make you live a crazy life or she'll take away your pain.
19:27Like a bullet to your brain
19:31Upside, inside, out
19:33Baby, la vida loca
19:35She'll push and pull you down
19:39Nice moves.
19:41Her lips are devil red
19:44And the skin's a colourful kind
19:48Well, thank you very much. I'll wait to hear from you.
19:52This way for the last part of the interview, please.
19:54No, I just... What?
19:59Oh. So, what's all this, then?
20:04We expect our head care worker to know all kinds of cool stuff,
20:07so we have some questions to test you out on.
20:10A quiz! Well, that should be a doddle.
20:15Used to have nightly quizzes in my last home.
20:18Losing team did the dishes.
20:22Right. Ready when you are.
20:24Your five minutes start...
20:27Now, in The Simpsons, what is the name of the school principal?
20:31Skinner.
20:32What team does David Beckham play for?
20:34Real Madrid.
20:35What's the name of Gwyneth Paltrow's child?
20:36It's probably Peach Bear.
20:38Apple!
20:48Mrs. Hood, you scored full marks.
20:52Ah, of course I did.
20:54Which means you leave with nothing.
20:57What?
20:58Why?
21:00Nobody likes to know it all.
21:02You are the weakest care worker.
21:04Goodbye.
21:05Goodbye.
21:24So, Mystic Meg, what did you learn from your six cents this time?
21:29Her aura was very clear.
21:30Yeah, there was a lot to see.
21:46It's not looking good.
21:48You've both been hopeless.
21:49And these are supposed to be the top three.
21:50Chill.
21:51The next one's called Lucy.
21:53And she might be just what we're looking for.
21:56Lucy's passed the costume challenge, and she's survived the General Norwich round.
22:00But, can't she go all the way?
22:02Now, it all rests on this final ball.
22:06Oh!
22:08Well, I've always said that nobody's perfect.
22:11She's fantastic.
22:12Hey!
22:22As far as we can see, there's only one person for the job.
22:24That's me, right?
22:25Glad you think so.
22:29Mike, this is Lucy.
22:31Our new head care worker.
22:32Well, hopefully.
22:33Really?
22:34Nice to meet you.
22:35No, I'd, er...
22:36I'd shake your hands, but, er...
22:40Well, er, you two should talk.
22:43After all, we could be working together soon.
22:45See ya.
22:49So, er...
22:50The interview went well, then?
22:52Oh, it's the perfect job for me.
22:54Have you worked in many care homes?
22:56Not yet.
22:56I've just finished university, but I can't wait to try out all my theories.
22:59Right, well, er, don't worry.
23:01You'll have plenty of support from me.
23:02I doubt I'll need your help.
23:04Best you stick to fixing bikes, and I'll sort out the kids.
23:35Time to reveal who you think is the strongest case.
23:45I can't wait.
23:46I can't wait.
23:47I can't wait.
23:47I can't wait.
23:47I can't wait.
23:48I can't wait.
23:49I can't wait.
23:50Lucy's always really weird.
23:52I don't like her.
23:54Don't be silly.
23:55Lucy will be great for us.
23:57I hate to say it, but Alice is right.
24:00What do you care?
24:01You haven't been bothered all day.
24:03She used to work at my old care home.
24:05But if you don't want to hear about her, fine.
24:07I don't remember her.
24:08That's because she dyed her hair.
24:11Oh.
24:12Come on, Roxy, spill the beans.
24:14She left a boy in the attic with no food or water.
24:18He ended up eating his own pet gerbil.
24:21Yeah, right.
24:22Fine.
24:23Don't say I didn't want you.
24:25I really thought she'd be perfect.
24:27Typical.
24:28This is as good as it gets for us.
24:30Mr Fascinating.
24:31An over-eager quiz captain and the wicked witch of the west.
24:35There's got to be someone else.
24:37Lunch.
24:38Fifteen minutes.
24:39Ooh.
24:41And for dessert.
24:42There's ice cream.
24:46And our noses the whole time.
24:53What?
25:08Lunch smells nice.
25:09Thanks.
25:11What are you after?
25:12We just realised.
25:13You fix our bikes.
25:14Remember our birthdays.
25:16And never lose your temper, no matter how many stunts we pull.
25:19You could run this place.
25:21Just doing my job.
25:22No.
25:23You really could run this place.
25:26Don't look so surprised.
25:28We'll all agree that you're the best man for the job.
25:30Who's we?
25:31Who's we?
25:34Who's we?
25:36Wow.
25:37Thanks.
25:39I'm not so sure it's really me, though.
25:42Is it?
25:43Sorry, kids.
25:58I can't believe I've got my hopes up there.
26:01This really sucks.
26:02I know.
26:07Well, I've made a decision.
26:11And I'm really going to miss you all.
26:13I've no doubt that the replacement that we've chosen for you is going to do a great job.
26:18So, give a warm welcome to your new head care worker.
26:27Well, if you want me, you got me.
26:30Mara!
26:32Mara!
26:33Mara!
26:34Roxy!
26:35Yeah!
26:36There's one thing I don't understand.
26:38Lucy said that she'd just left university.
26:41She can't have been at your old care home.
26:43I know.
26:44I made it up.
26:45I didn't like the look of her either.
26:48Don't look at me like that.
26:49It doesn't mean I like you.
26:52I can make my world come true.
26:54Make my world come true.
26:54All my dreams will see me through.
26:57And the fact won't get me down.
26:59No, no, no.
26:59My dreams will turn things all around.
27:01When they shine upon my face.
27:04I see a better place.
27:06Doesn't matter what they come my way.
27:08No, no, no.
27:08Believe me now.
27:10I'll win someday.
27:11Heh heh heh.
27:11Yeah heh heh?
27:19Yeah