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00:07What about this guy?
00:08I don't know. He looks a little old.
00:10Aren't you like 200?
00:12I am 175. How dare you?
00:15What's going on?
00:16Trevor helped Hedy set up an online dating profile
00:18to secure a companion for St. Patrick's Day
00:21when, if precedent holds, she shall be visible to livings.
00:25And I would like to spend that time bewitching
00:27and ultimately frustrating a male suitor.
00:29So these are all your matches?
00:31Kind of slim pickings.
00:33Well, we are limited by the fact that Hedy's profile picture
00:36is an oil painting,
00:37and she has some pretty strict conditions.
00:40Seeking upper-class gentlemen
00:41for one day of civilized conversation.
00:44Location not negotiable.
00:46Yeah, I see how that can be limiting.
00:48Oh, it's after midnight.
00:49Oh, am I visible?
00:51You're always visible to us.
00:52Right.
00:54I have an idea.
00:56Jay!
00:58Jay?
00:59Jay!
01:00Ah!
01:02Oh, yes!
01:03What the hell?
01:04Oh, it's fine.
01:05You've just seen a ghost.
01:06Go back to bed.
01:13You guys are never going to guess
01:14who's on the reservation list for tonight at Mahesh.
01:17Cindy Cole!
01:18The highly regarded event planner?
01:20She was on the cover of the November issue of Hudson Living.
01:23Oh, that name is so offensive to the dead community.
01:26Why not just Hudson People?
01:27Babe, this is huge.
01:29Ah, yeah.
01:30If she likes the restaurant,
01:31it opens us up to a whole bunch of new business.
01:33We're talking wedding ceremonies, corporate events.
01:35Sounds like we really got to be on our A-game tonight.
01:37I'm going to take a quick nap before dinner service.
01:40How do you feel about Life magazine?
01:42Uh, I don't love it.
01:44Hey, I'm a little bit worried about Bela.
01:46Have you noticed that she's been sleeping a lot lately?
01:48Yeah, that is concerning.
01:50Ever since her and Eric broke up,
01:52she seems okay, but the napping is weird.
01:55Hey.
01:55Uh, sorry I'm late.
01:57Hey, Kyle.
01:58Wait, what is Kyle doing here?
02:00Okay, I didn't want to tell you guys because I know you get upset,
02:03but I have to go out of town again for my friend's baby shower.
02:06And Kyle's going to ghost hit us while you're gone?
02:07Oh, hell yes!
02:08Kyle!
02:09Kyle!
02:10Kyle!
02:11Kyle!
02:11How are the ghosts taking it?
02:13Pretty well.
02:14I think just sometimes somebody different.
02:16You don't have to make it better.
02:17I let them stay up late to watch TV.
02:19Just stop.
02:20Kyle!
02:21Kyle!
02:22Kyle!
02:23And here we have an amuse-bouche,
02:25courtesy of Chef Jay.
02:26Oh, well, wasn't that thoughtful.
02:28Got it.
02:28Tommy Frank Atkins, party of four.
02:30We'll see you on Friday.
02:31Hey.
02:32Looks like it's going well, right?
02:34The event planner lady seems to be enjoying herself.
02:37Jay, relax.
02:38She's having a great time.
02:40Jeff is on it.
02:41Who's Jeff?
02:42New server.
02:43Poached from a nearby fine dining establishment.
02:45He's the best in the business.
02:48Hattie Woodstone, party of two.
02:51What are you doing?
02:53Oh, that's right.
02:54It's St. Patrick's Day.
02:56This is wild.
02:57Great fit, Hattie.
02:58Why, thank you.
03:00Has my date arrived yet?
03:01You're the first from your party to arrive.
03:03Okay.
03:05No.
03:05You are not going on a date at my restaurant on the same night that THE Cindy Cole is here.
03:11What if someone walks through you or something?
03:13People will freak out.
03:14Jay, I am visible for one day only.
03:18Now, you can either let me have my rightful seat, or I will go and stick my hand through
03:23Cindy Cole's head.
03:25Okay, fine.
03:26Put her at table nine.
03:27Good for you, Hattie.
03:29Hey, so, uh, weird question.
03:31Do you have any smelt?
03:33The fish?
03:34Thor wanted to smell smelt so that he could say he smelt smelt.
03:38And then I laughed and he said, no, I'm serious.
03:40So now here I am.
03:41You're so funny, Kyle.
03:43I don't think we have any smelt, but you could check the walk-in.
03:46Uh, great.
03:48So, everything seems under control with dinner service, so I might just head back to the
03:52house and take a quick 20-minute power nap.
03:53Well, you know, Bela, um, I was just thinking, you're single, and Kyle is single.
04:00Okay, this is interesting.
04:01And, you know, it's hard for him to date because women find his whole seeing ghosts thing weird.
04:06If Kyle marries Bela, he might move in and we'd have a backup butler.
04:09Okay, the truth is, I'm sort of seeing someone.
04:13You are?
04:14Why didn't you tell me?
04:16It's the Soppies.
04:17Oh, come on.
04:18Sis?
04:19I mean, we hooked up in my dream that one time, and we thought that was going to be it,
04:22but
04:23then things evolved.
04:25That's why she's napping all the time.
04:27Honestly, I am relieved.
04:29I thought she'd come down with Fabricula.
04:30I was going to send Samantha out for leeches.
04:32This is insane.
04:34Where is this possibly going?
04:36I don't know.
04:36We haven't really talked about that.
04:38Look, I gotta go.
04:39I'm supposed to meet him in Paris in 15 minutes.
04:42You can control where you dream?
04:43I'm getting really good at it.
04:45I read an article.
04:47Okay, just checking in, seeing how everyone's enjoying everything.
04:51Oh, well, we're liking the Pecoras, but we're loving the Jeff.
04:54Stop.
04:55Please.
04:56Right after you call my mother and repeat every word.
05:00Oh, he truly is the best.
05:02Well, let me know if you need anything else.
05:04Oh, with Jeff in our corner, we haven't a care in the world.
05:09Oh, poor Hetty.
05:10It appears her suitor has still not arrived.
05:13Hello, ma'am.
05:15I noticed you're still waiting for the rest of your party.
05:17Did you?
05:18Did you notice that, Shepard?
05:21I'm sorry.
05:22I was just wondering if you wanted to order something while you wait.
05:25An appetizer, maybe.
05:26Oh, you think I'll be waiting here a while, so you might as well run up the tab on the
05:30stood-up lady?
05:32I was going to tip you a nickel.
05:34No longer.
05:35I really didn't mean to touch a nerve.
05:37And now I'm hysterical.
05:39Well, you might as well just ship me off to Michigan, Jeffrey.
05:43Who made you a relationship expert anyway?
05:45I don't see a ring on that finger.
05:48That's because my husband left me last week for the dog walker.
05:53Oh, I didn't know.
05:55I can't do this.
05:56I knew it was too soon to come back to work.
05:59I'm sorry, Jay.
06:00I have to go.
06:01It's a mean lady.
06:12What the hell, Hedy?
06:14Jeff was by far our best waiter, and Cindy was loving him.
06:17I do not understand what the big problem is.
06:19Don't you have some other urchin that can just fill in?
06:21It's not that easy, Hedy.
06:23Jeff's not some high school kid.
06:24He's a career waiter.
06:26At least a monkey could do that job.
06:29Quite literally.
06:30We once had a capuchin serve cocktails at a garden buddy.
06:33You only think it seems easy because you've never had an actual job.
06:38What's going on?
06:39We heard Jeff quit?
06:40We're down to one server.
06:41Brian was a no-show.
06:43Where's Bela?
06:44Could she hop in?
06:45I guess I could go get her, but she's kind of taking care of some business back at the house.
06:51Pretty generous way to describe a sex nap, Jay.
06:54Who's that lady standing at Cindy Cole's table?
06:56Hello, my name is Hedy.
06:58Jeffrey wasn't feeling well, so I shall be filling in for the evening.
07:01What the hell is she doing?
07:02Oh, no.
07:03What happened to him?
07:05He got consumption.
07:09It happens.
07:11Look at this schlemiel.
07:14Powerless to turn on the TV.
07:15Just waiting for the finger to arrive.
07:19I've asked you multiple times not to call yourself that.
07:21And I'm just waiting for Bela to fall asleep.
07:24Why?
07:26Because we're sort of dating.
07:29Yeah.
07:30We had plans to hang out in her dream, but she had an afternoon coffee, and now she's just tossing
07:35and turning.
07:35You dirty dog.
07:38How's it going?
07:39Oh, honestly, I know it's crazy because we're on different planes of existence, but I'm really into her.
07:48Who am I to judge crazy?
07:49I hooked up with a Puritan in a Hebrew and butter-churning fit of lust.
07:53We are all on our own journeys.
07:56Yeah.
07:56It's only been a couple weeks.
07:58Um, do you think it's too soon to ask Bela to be my girlfriend?
08:03What?
08:03Uh, yes, you always come on way too strong, and then they ditch you or leave you for roast beef.
08:11It wasn't just roast beef.
08:12It was also the call of the open road.
08:15But your point is taken.
08:17I hear you.
08:17Trust me.
08:18The less interested you seem in her, the more interested she'll be in you.
08:23I know it sounds crazy, but it works.
08:27Huh.
08:29How's the Lamb Vendaloo prepared?
08:31Excellent question.
08:34Hey, cook it.
08:35Uh, Eddie, can I please speak with you?
08:38Excuse us for one moment.
08:45You cannot wait tables at the restaurant.
08:47Number one, you are a ghost.
08:49And you know what?
08:50I'm going to rest my case right there.
08:51Jay, relax.
08:53You need me.
08:54Your remaining server, Michael?
08:57He's a bonafide idiot.
08:58And that aside, you are looking to impress the upper crust.
09:02Who better than one of their own to help you do that?
09:04You need to put your best foot forward.
09:06And tonight, my friend, I am that foot.
09:09Okay, but just don't screw this up.
09:11I got ghosts waiting tables, ghosts hooking up with my sister.
09:14So sorry about that.
09:16Now, what would you like for your first course?
09:18Ah, well, let's see.
09:19We'll have the samosa flight, the dahi puree, but only if the shells are made with semolina, not wheat.
09:25Semolina, yes.
09:27Oh, can we get that without chickpeas?
09:29Of course.
09:30Do you want to write any of this down?
09:34Nope.
09:35It's all right up here.
09:38Well, what did they order?
09:40Absolutely no idea.
09:41Seriously, heady.
09:42It just all came so fast, and then they wanted modifications, and don't even get me started on Duncan's allergies.
09:48Yeah, honestly, Duncan probably shouldn't be leaving his home.
09:50It's a borderline bubble boy situation.
09:52How did you get this job?
09:54Weren't you a customer like 30 minutes ago?
09:58Well, I am sort of a distant relative of Samantha's.
10:01I am her great, great, great, wonderful aunt.
10:06Hey, that Cindy lady seems like she's getting a little impatient out there.
10:09Oh, this is a disaster.
10:11I thought waiting tables would be easy, but ooh, it is not.
10:15As much as it pains me to admit it.
10:16Jay, you were right.
10:18This is beyond my female abilities.
10:21Go!
10:21That was not my exact wording.
10:23And I am so sorry to let you all down.
10:27Oh, come on, Hedy.
10:29You're being too hard on yourself.
10:31Yeah, come on, you can do this.
10:32You just, you need a little help.
10:35Really?
10:35We'll coach you up.
10:36There's little tricks to remember orders, mnemonic devices.
10:40You're not going to be like Jeff in one night, but we're going to get you through the shift.
10:45Why are you all being so nice to me?
10:48Because a restaurant is a team, and we got your back.
10:52Me on a team.
10:54Like a regular common woman.
10:58Nothing common about you.
11:00Hi, I'm Neil.
11:01Do you like ice cream?
11:04Sorry, it's not Paris like we planned.
11:06When I was reading about lucid dreaming, I saw a pop-up bad for glamping, and here we are.
11:12Oh, that's sort of Parisian.
11:15Creepy, but Parisian.
11:19Okay, can we like get some space, dude?
11:25That's better.
11:26So, I know this is not the most conventional relationship, but where do we see this going?
11:33Like you and me.
11:36Uh, I don't know.
11:38I'm cool.
11:40What ifs.
11:41Okay.
11:42But if you had to, like, put a label on it, what would you say we are?
11:46Oh, you know, labels aren't really my thing.
11:49You know, I thought we'd keep it cash.
11:54I see.
11:58Alugobi, three basmati, chicken tikka, and two orders of garlic naan.
12:03Can you actually make that three orders and light cheese and the sock paneer?
12:07Now, this is impossible.
12:08That was the most complicated order I've ever heard.
12:10My order was always tandoori chicken, side of basmati rice, extra yogurt.
12:13Pete, what are you doing?
12:14What?
12:15I will put your order right in.
12:22Well?
12:26Butter chicken, alugobi, roganjosh.
12:29Three basmati's, mango chutney on the side.
12:33Vindaloo, but make it mild.
12:35Chicken tikka rice, that's wild.
12:38Three garlic naan breads and no cashews unless you want Dunkin' Dead.
12:44I told you the song thing.
12:46It works.
12:47Yes, and I did it all without cocaine.
12:49All right, well, you might be a restaurant worker after all.
12:53Oh, I'm sorry.
12:54I'm just, well, I'm touched.
12:56When I was alive, watch the past tense.
12:59Which I still am.
13:01Like all of you, my life is ongoing and I am living it.
13:05Nice save.
13:05Anyway, it's thanks to all of you that I, I feel this sense of purpose and, well, pride and
13:11menial labor that I never knew.
13:13And it feels good.
13:15Oh, look who's back.
13:17Jeff, to save the day, he now makes way more than I do.
13:21Welcome back, Jeff.
13:22What is that lady doing here?
13:23Oh, well, um, she felt bad about what happened before, so she's been filling in.
13:27But now that you're back, we don't need her anymore.
13:29Oh, really?
13:30I can, I can stay if you need.
13:32Nope, you are no longer necessary.
13:34You're off the hook.
13:36I see.
13:37Okay, Jeff, let's get you out there.
13:39Cindy's going to be so happy to see you.
13:47Hey, Kyle.
13:48What are you up to?
13:49Oh, hey, Bela.
13:50Just, uh, making my famous guacamole for Nancy.
13:54You have to cut the shallots so fine they almost disappear.
13:57Less talky, more guackey.
13:59Sorry.
14:00There you go.
14:02Oh, we meet again, my little green friend.
14:06So, Kyle, um, earlier today, Jay had this kind of crazy idea.
14:11He thought you and I should go out.
14:15I mean, that actually makes a lot of sense.
14:18It does?
14:19Yeah.
14:19I mean, we get along, and most of my dating problems stem from my freakish ability to interact with the
14:26dead,
14:26but you already know about the ghost stuff.
14:28Yeah, and it doesn't bother me.
14:30Well, what are you waiting for?
14:31Ask her out, you big weenie!
14:33I'm not a weenie!
14:35Sorry, no, I, what I meant to say is, uh, would you like to get a drink with me tonight?
14:41Yeah, I'd really like that.
14:43Yeah!
14:44Now how about you two slather yourselves up in some guacamole and start making out?
14:50I'm just gonna watch.
14:53There you are.
14:55We wanted to see how you were doing.
14:57I'm fine.
14:58You're not upset about being replaced by Jeff?
15:01You think I'm upset about not being required to do menial labor?
15:07Well, you're right.
15:08Well, stop sitting around here wasting your last hours of visibility and go get your job back.
15:13But you heard what Jay said.
15:14I'm no longer necessary.
15:16Oh, I also heard Jay tell Sam they were gonna watch The Mandalorian last week.
15:19And what did they watch?
15:2113 going on 30.
15:22Again.
15:23Was it creepy that Ruffalo was dating a 13-year-old?
15:26Sure.
15:26But an 11-year-old Tom Hanks slept with Elizabeth Perkins in Big.
15:30The point is, body switching is ethically complicated.
15:33Peter, maybe stand down for this conversation.
15:35You just need to be firm with Jay and tell him how important this is to you.
15:39What's the point of being visible if you're not going to be seen?
15:45What does that mean exactly?
15:46I don't know.
15:47But I saw it on Emma Watson's Instagram.
15:51So she tells me to drop my pants and cough.
15:54And then, like, two seconds later, my real doctor walks in.
15:58And suddenly, I have to explain why I'm waiting for her half naked.
16:01So it was a ghost.
16:03That's so funny.
16:05You know, I'm actually really enjoying this.
16:08It's such a relief to be able to talk about my power openly.
16:11Hey, Kyle, I heard you were on a date with Bela.
16:13But the thing is, you know, we've been dating.
16:15And I really want to win her back.
16:17So I was wondering if you can translate for me.
16:19I'm sorry?
16:20What's happening?
16:22Uh, Sass is here.
16:24And he says that you two were dating.
16:27He used the word dating?
16:29Because I thought it was more of a casual thing.
16:31No, I just listened to some stupid advice from Trevor.
16:35But the truth is, I really like you.
16:37And I do want to give us a real try.
16:41Please, Relay.
16:43We're kind of in the middle of-
16:45What's he saying, Kyle?
16:46He's saying he followed some bad advice from Trevor,
16:49but he doesn't want it to be casual.
16:52And you don't need to settle for this guy you clearly don't care about
16:54just to make me jealous.
16:56Please, Relay.
16:57I don't really want to say that.
16:59Say it.
17:01Fine.
17:02Bela, you don't need to settle.
17:05For me.
17:06So you really want to give this a shot, Sass?
17:08More than anything.
17:10And Kyle, make sure to get the passion in my voice right.
17:13He says more than anything.
17:15Terrible.
17:17Thank God Red makes me sleepy.
17:20Sass, I'll see you in my room in ten.
17:23And Kyle,
17:26feel free to use my employee discount on the bill.
17:31I'm sorry, Kyle.
17:33But you know that Hetty's single, right?
17:35Just go.
17:36Yep.
17:38Bested by a guy with no physical form.
17:41That's a first.
17:44Go ahead.
17:45Go get your job back.
17:47Jay, we need to speak.
17:49Uh, we're a little bit busy.
17:50We're in the middle of dinner service.
17:51I would like the opportunity to finish my shift.
17:53You see, Jay, I started this day thinking very little of service workers.
17:59But I've gone on a journey and I've discovered that there is dignity in hard work.
18:05And despite widely held beliefs, waiting tables is not something that can be done by a natural monkey.
18:11Oh, she said it.
18:12That's gross.
18:12I appreciate that, Hetty.
18:13And, um, I'm glad that you went on that journey.
18:15But Jeff is back and there's too much on the line.
18:18I'm sorry.
18:20I see.
18:22Amanda, how's that pannier coming?
18:26Amanda?
18:27Sorry, Chef.
18:29If Hetty's not working tonight, then I'm not working tonight either.
18:33What?
18:34For Hetty.
18:36Seriously?
18:38Me too, Chef.
18:40For Hetty.
18:42Oh my God, Jay is getting rooted.
18:44For Hetty.
18:46For Hetty.
18:48Wait, who's Hetty?
18:50She's Hetty.
18:52For Hetty!
18:54Okay.
18:56Fine.
18:58Jeff?
19:00You're benched.
19:01What does that mean?
19:02Is that some sort of sports thing?
19:04There's one rule I live my life by.
19:06It's that you don't want to get caught on the wrong side of a Rudy.
19:09Hetty, get back out there.
19:12So happy to have you back.
19:13Get away from me.
19:14Don't touch me.
19:15No, yeah.
19:16And?
19:18Thank you, one and all.
19:24Whew, here's to another great night at Mahesh.
19:26That event planner had an awesome time.
19:28I think we have some business heading our way.
19:30Thanks to Hetty.
19:31Aw.
19:32To Hetty.
19:33Yeah, to Hetty.
19:34Oh, this is like when I got into the cult on the first try.
19:37How is it like that?
19:39You know, it's just a situation where a group of people really, really liked someone.
19:43You wouldn't understand.
19:44Who wants to take this party to a second location?
19:46Never go to a second location with Neil.
19:48What's happening?
19:49We sometimes go to the quarry after work.
19:51It's this little dive bar.
19:52So, you coming?
19:55I would love to.
19:57I got shots!
19:59Ah.
20:03Where'd he go?
20:04Oh, I think I just saw her run out.
20:06I mean, she must have been tired.
20:08Well, okay.
20:09Thanks for the Irish goodbye.
20:11How dare you?
20:12Cobra, you're better than that.
20:14That was insane.
20:15She didn't run out.
20:17She just, like, poofed away.
20:21Okay, Gabe.
20:22How high are you?
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:28I'm pretty high.
20:31I gotta come back.
20:32I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I must have me right.
20:35So find the balance because I'm going far away.
21:08I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
21:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
21:10I'm sorry, I'm sorry.