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00:08It's just so sad.
00:10What's going on?
00:12The sass has been posting up on that bench for three days,
00:15pathetically waiting for Joan.
00:17She said she'd be back November 28th.
00:19That's the day the lovers in a steamboat rom-com finally kissed.
00:22But unlike the plucky heroine and choppy waters,
00:25this woman clearly has no intention of returning.
00:28Someone needs to just set him straight.
00:30We can't have him sitting out on that bench all day.
00:32I know. Poor guy.
00:34No, I mean, he's in direct view of my pondering window.
00:37I don't want to be looking at that sad sack while I ponder.
00:39Agreed. We should say something.
00:41Shh. Um, hey, guys.
00:43Hey, sass. There's our slugger.
00:46I'm starting to worry that Joan's not coming back,
00:49that maybe she doesn't like me anymore.
00:53Is that crazy?
00:55No.
00:56Yes, he's obsessed with you.
00:58Great. So should I go back out there and wait, or...?
01:02Absolutely.
01:04Okay.
01:05Although, maybe you should try waiting at the bench at the back of the house.
01:08If memory serves, I believe last time she arrived from the south.
01:12Yeah, good call.
01:13Okay. Thanks, guys.
01:16Poor Schmacher.
01:17Somebody should really say something.
01:25Oh, man. Last night was rough.
01:27Well, the dishwasher broke at Mahesh,
01:29and then sass came into my dreams to whine about Joan again.
01:34Sass is in here.
01:34Oh, boy.
01:36Oh, sorry for bending your ear, Jay.
01:38Oh, also, Natalie Portman was in his dream last night.
01:41Again?
01:42You know, sass, now that Jay has so callously brought it up,
01:45it does seem like Joan might not be coming back.
01:49Yes, Sassabis, I'm sorry.
01:51I know that's difficult to hear.
01:53Oh, you guys are right.
01:54I'm such an idiot, and why is love so hard?
01:58Guess who's getting married?
01:59Oh, my God. Eric proposed?
02:01No, but he's going to imminently.
02:03Get this, he called me, asked me if my nails were done,
02:06and said he's coming to visit tomorrow,
02:08and last week he asked me for my ring size.
02:11I'm so happy for you.
02:13Oh, let me also note that there are no employee or family discounts
02:16for weddings at the mansion.
02:17Jay.
02:17Fela, I'm so excited for you.
02:19It is kind of a bummer.
02:20I know what's coming, though.
02:21I guess I just always imagined that my proposal
02:24would be a surprise.
02:25Well, your proposals don't always go the way you expect them to go.
02:29When I proposed to Sam, it was a bit of a mess,
02:31but ultimately it didn't matter,
02:33because it's not about the proposal.
02:36Uh-huh.
02:36Oof, that in a hotel's a sad tale.
02:39So, have you given any thought to a maid of honor?
02:42You know what's crazy?
02:43I've never even been one.
02:45Seriously, Sam?
02:47So thirsty.
02:48Yeah, I don't actually know if we're going to do wedding parties.
02:51Incredible, that question was so uncomfortable,
02:53it caused Bailey to abandon wedding parties completely.
02:56Oh, it would be so boring to be a ghost in a house of a socially adept living.
03:00We are lucky.
03:03Life's hard in the basement, Peter.
03:04Those freaks sleep standing up.
03:06Well, no one's forcing you to live down there.
03:09I have to establish residency.
03:11I lost the upstairs primary.
03:14Now, my only chance at winning the ghost representative election lies in my securing the nomination of the basement ghosts.
03:20How do you sleep standing up?
03:22I don't.
03:23I haven't.
03:24And the only thing worse than the nights are the days with the wall-to-wall water heater talk.
03:29You heard that gurgle.
03:31Oh, that's a pretty good gurgle.
03:33Well, Isaac, why are you doing this to yourself?
03:36Even if you win, the position doesn't even mean that much.
03:39It means everything, Peter.
03:41I'm an elected official who's never won an election.
03:44Maybe you can get Sam to move a cot down there for you.
03:47No, no, no, no, no.
03:49If I am to win their vote, I need to show that I am one of them.
03:52A man of the people.
03:54You see, Peter.
04:00Isaac.
04:03Yes, gurgles.
04:05Heard the gurgles.
04:08And the order for the new dishwasher has been placed, which is the least exciting thing I've ever spent money
04:14on.
04:14My dishwasher slept with my husband.
04:16Quit your complaining.
04:17I'm such an idiot.
04:19What happened?
04:21Eric's not coming.
04:22There's no engagement.
04:24I got completely sassapist.
04:26What was that?
04:28Sassapist?
04:28Some people are using it as a sort of catch-all if we're experiencing profound romantic disappointment.
04:34What's going on?
04:35Eric just called and said he's canceling his trip.
04:37He said he had an architecture emergency.
04:40This term made the leap to the livings?
04:42When something's catchy, bro, you should be flattered.
04:46And get this.
04:47The reason he asked my ring size is because he's getting us his and hers bowling balls.
04:52Well, you know.
04:53Oh, no.
04:54Jay's terrible at silver linings.
04:56It's almost the weekend.
04:57That ain't even connected.
04:58What is wrong with him?
04:59I can't believe I thought he was going to propose.
05:01I just paid a woman $100 to put snail mucus all over my face.
05:06Snail mucus, Jay!
05:07In my day, we powdered our faces with lead and arsenic.
05:10We didn't know.
05:11We didn't care.
05:12We looked incredible.
05:14I'm going to go watch some bowling tutorials.
05:16Because that's my life now.
05:18Just a sad bowling lady with great skin and a well-fit ball.
05:23TGIF!
05:24Just stop.
05:25She's going to be so surprised.
05:27What are you talking about?
05:28Eric didn't cancel.
05:29He just pretended to cancel so he could surprise her.
05:32I called him and gave him the idea.
05:34Babe, I don't think this is something you should be getting involved in.
05:36Oh, come on.
05:37I just want Bela to love her proposal.
05:39It's something that only happens once.
05:41It's a big deal.
05:41Does this have something to do with our proposal?
05:44No.
05:45That's a yes.
05:46Okay, first of all, obviously I wasn't planning on doing it on the tarmac at JFK after a baby
05:51puked in your lap.
05:52What the hell?
05:53I was going to do it in the Bahamas, but then I pulled out a napkin from my pocket and
05:58also
05:59accidentally the ring and then you saw the ring.
06:02And then you said a bunch of swear words and you said, I guess you know I want to marry
06:06you.
06:06And I love that that's our story, Jay.
06:08I really do.
06:08But we have the chance to give Bela one that makes her really happy.
06:13So why not try?
06:15Okay.
06:16You know what I had planned was pretty cool, by the way.
06:19Mark, the contractor, he proposed in a Rite Aid, so...
06:23Now he's just listing worse proposals?
06:25This is not where you want to be, bro.
06:38Oh, yes.
06:42Oh, yes.
06:53Well, well, well.
06:55A gal goes out for an evening cheese sniff and what does she find?
06:59A stinker.
07:01I can explain.
07:02Oh, you're not one of us.
07:03You're a lay down cushion boy and you're never going to be our ghost representative.
07:08No.
07:08I'm a man of the people.
07:10Oh, you're a man of the couch.
07:12Oh, Nancy, wait.
07:13I was just resting my eyes.
07:15I loathe being prone.
07:18Nancy!
07:31Oh, it's so beautiful.
07:34And it fits.
07:36The bowling ball fits.
07:39Hey there, Bela.
07:41Um, I'm Sass.
07:43Sass?
07:44What are you doing here?
07:45I can go into people's dreams.
07:46It's not a big deal, but it is a tier one power.
07:49Anyway, I just came to check on you.
07:51I heard about the whole engagement disappointment.
07:54That's really nice of you.
07:56Look, I get it.
07:57I've been going through kind of a tough time myself.
08:05Thanks.
08:06Tomorrow is going to be so fun.
08:08I can't wait to see the look on Bela's face.
08:10Yeah, I just, I hated seeing her so upset.
08:12Jay, it's one night.
08:14Then she'll have the rest of her life to be happy.
08:17Nothing bad is going to happen because of one night of disappointment.
08:20I mean, maybe he'll never propose.
08:21Well, he'd be an idiot because you're awesome.
08:24Oh, you're awesome.
08:30I'm so lonely.
08:31Me too.
08:39Good morning, babe.
08:41Anybody get engaged yet?
08:42All Eric would say on the phone is that it's definitely happening today and it's going to
08:45be incredible.
08:46Hey, Sam, can I talk to you?
08:48Absolutely.
08:49Sass isn't here.
08:50Um, okay.
08:50Don't really know how to say it, so I'm just going to come out with it.
08:54I hooked up with Jay's sister.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56What?
08:57How?
08:58What's happening?
08:59In her dream, I went in there to commiserate and, you know, one thing led to another.
09:04Sass and Bela hooked up in her dream.
09:06Oh, God.
09:07That crazy bitch did it.
09:09She finally hooked up with the ghost.
09:11This is bad.
09:12This is very bad.
09:13Well, hold on.
09:14Nothing really happened.
09:16It was just a dream.
09:17Interesting.
09:18Okay, I want to go on this journey with you because it makes my sister less crazy.
09:22And mitigates his Natalie Portman problem.
09:24But I also have to point out that none of this would have happened if you hadn't meddled
09:28in her engagement.
09:29What is he talking about?
09:30What engagement?
09:31Bela said that Eric's not proposing.
09:32Bela was mistaken because our friend Sam engineered a delay in the proposal for the
09:36purpose of setting up a surprise.
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39I'm a homewrecker.
09:40From virgin to homewrecker in a matter of months.
09:43What a journey.
09:44I'm sorry, Jay.
09:45And Sass.
09:46But I do believe we have a bit of a loophole.
09:48Some moral wiggle room, if you will, with the whole hooking up with a ghost in a dream
09:53thing.
09:54Okay.
09:54I can't believe I wasn't the first ghost to hook up with a living.
09:57It was my destiny.
09:58But what if Bela feels guilty and tells Eric?
10:01That'll blow up the whole proposal.
10:03So let's get ahead of it.
10:05We'll talk with Bela and reassure her that she's done nothing wrong.
10:08Wrong?
10:09No.
10:09Weird.
10:10Yes.
10:10And then everything will be back on track, and Bela and Eric will be engaged, and I'll
10:14be the maid of honor, and I'll push for a fall wedding because I'm an autumn.
10:20Her eyes went black when she said that.
10:22It was terrifying.
10:24All right, Isaac.
10:25We discussed your situation and came to a decision.
10:28There was a large contingent that wanted to kick you out of the basement.
10:31But we think you deserve a chance to prove yourself.
10:34Of course.
10:35Anything.
10:35Name it.
10:36Okay.
10:37If you want to stay in the basement, then you've got to participate in one of our most
10:41cherished rituals.
10:43Fight club.
10:45Fight club?
10:46You don't know about fight club?
10:47It's the best.
10:49I'm sorry you've been, Peter.
10:50Yeah.
10:51I never miss it.
10:56Finish him!
11:02God, I love blood sport.
11:04So, are you in?
11:07I, yeah, sure.
11:09I am in.
11:10I will watch fight club and cheer with great fervor.
11:13Oh, you're not watching, buddy.
11:16You're fighting.
11:17What?
11:19Hmm, so this is a new dishwasher.
11:21Yeah, apparently it has Wi-Fi.
11:24Why?
11:25I don't know.
11:27Uh, Bela, we wanted to talk with you about something.
11:32We know about what happened with you and Sass.
11:35And we don't think you should feel bad about it.
11:37Though it's fine to feel bad that the hookup was with your backup, Ghost.
11:40I actually don't feel that bad.
11:41I mean, the way Eric canceled on me yesterday, he clearly doesn't care.
11:45Yeah, about that.
11:46Eric didn't actually cancel on you.
11:48He just pretended to cancel.
11:50Why would he do that?
11:51Because Sam is a psychopath.
11:52Because he wanted to surprise you.
11:54I can't believe this.
11:56So I cheated on Eric?
11:58With my backup ghost?
12:00Oh, yeah.
12:01Suck at Sass.
12:02Here's the thing.
12:02We think what happened between you and Sass falls in this dreamy, ghosty, gray area.
12:09So wait, Eric's still coming to propose?
12:12Yes.
12:12And you don't think I need to tell Eric about this whole hooking up with Sass thing?
12:16We just feel like it's going to hurt him.
12:18It does.
12:18It hurts.
12:21Eric?
12:22I'm in the box.
12:29Surprise.
12:30Wait, where's the dishwasher?
12:32Oh, I installed it for you.
12:35Oh, damn it.
12:36He's a good guy.
12:37I just got an email from the dishwasher.
12:39It said it's starting the rinse cycle.
12:42Yeah.
12:45Programmed it.
12:50I can't believe you hooked up with a ghost the night before I was going to ask you to
12:53marry me.
12:54Past tense.
12:55Not looking good, Samantha.
12:57I was upset.
12:58I was expecting a proposal and then it seemed like you weren't coming.
13:01Eric, please.
13:02I don't even care about Sass.
13:04I felt like we shared something, but I understand you're making a point.
13:07Babe, the dishwasher's asking if we have any rinse aid.
13:10I'm sorry, Bela, but your attraction to ghosts is really triggering for me.
13:13I need some space to think.
13:21Hmm, so what am I telling the dishwasher?
13:25It's the night we've all been waiting for!
13:30It's Fightful!
13:33Is this corner it?
13:35Isaac!
13:38Boo!
13:39We love the boos because they fuel your inner rage, demon.
13:43Yeah, well, what if you don't have one of those?
13:45And in this corner it is a drone!
13:55I thought he was a support column!
13:57Now, fight!
14:01Yeah, I can't do this.
14:02I can't do it.
14:03What?
14:03I can't do it.
14:04Isaac!
14:04It's not gonna happen!
14:05What?
14:05Isaac!
14:06What?
14:06You're always telling stories about how you surrendered in this battle or that battle.
14:09Uh-huh.
14:10But if these people are gonna follow you, then you need to be a leader.
14:13And I know there's a leader in you.
14:14You got this.
14:17Thank you, Peter.
14:18I guess it's true what they say, huh?
14:19The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
14:24Oh!
14:29It's so much better as a spectator!
14:32Oh!
14:40There we go, Mr. Tree.
14:43And we'll give you a happy little friend there.
14:46That's nice.
14:47That's very nice.
14:48Wow, I love what you're doing there.
14:51Oh, great.
14:51It's Sass.
14:53But you know what?
14:54Now these are all sad little trees.
14:57I don't know what that means.
14:58But what do you want, Sass?
14:59You're interrupting my Bob Ross dream.
15:00I want you to forgive Bela.
15:02Okay, so she had a meaningless hookup in a dream.
15:04Is that really so threatening?
15:06Very much so.
15:07Some women are into pool boys and personal trainers.
15:10Well, mine's got it bad for ghosts.
15:12Eric, don't throw away something just because of a misunderstanding.
15:15Okay?
15:16You can still save this.
15:18Why do you care so much?
15:20Because I'm in love with this roamer ghost named Joan.
15:22And all I want to do is tell her how I feel.
15:24But I can't because I'm stuck here.
15:28I'm sorry, man.
15:29That's tough.
15:30It is.
15:31But you can go for what you want.
15:32And that is such a gift.
15:34So if you want to marry Bela, go for it.
15:38Oh, honey.
15:39It's beautiful.
15:40You show real promise.
15:42Oh, this is my mom.
15:43Mom, this is a ghost who hooked up with my girlfriend.
15:46Nice to meet you.
15:48Pleasure.
15:50How are you feeling?
15:52Humiliated.
15:53Defeated.
15:54Embarrassed.
15:55A failed politician.
15:57The reject of a group so reviled.
16:00They were locked away and left to die.
16:03That's us.
16:04Little tip.
16:05If a man's opening a door for you, but holding a hammer and shouting,
16:09get in the pest house, that is not chivalry.
16:12What are you doing here, Nancy?
16:13Look, Isaac, obviously you didn't win, but you showed guts.
16:18Literally.
16:19At one point, you ripped out your spleen and held it up like a trophy.
16:22That was so cool.
16:23The trunk's a showman, yeah?
16:25Did you just come here to glory in my defeat?
16:28I came up here to tell you, you earned my respect.
16:31You earned everyone's respect in the basement.
16:33I did?
16:34Sure, the trunk wiped the floor with you, but you took them on.
16:37And you never gave up, which is what being a basement ghost is all about.
16:43How so?
16:44I don't know, man.
16:45Do you want to keep living down there or not?
16:49I do.
16:50Well, then, enough laying around on this poofy princess pad.
16:53Let's get down to the basement.
16:54Your public awaits!
16:56Did you hear that, Peter?
16:58I have a public.
17:00I'm happy for you.
17:03So, what did I miss today?
17:05Ooh, there was a big gurgle earlier.
17:07We think it may have been Sam shaving her legs in the shower.
17:11Ooh, about time, right?
17:12Yeah, winter months are lean, gurgle-wise.
17:17Bela?
17:18What are you doing here so early?
17:20I couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd just start work.
17:23Diving into labor to avoid emotional pain.
17:26This is why our best workers were orphans.
17:27I'm so sorry, Bela.
17:29I just can't believe I have to start all over again.
17:31Even if I met someone tomorrow, then what?
17:34It's a year before we move in together,
17:36and then another year before we get engaged,
17:38and then we have to plan the wedding,
17:39and then it's like three more years before we have kids.
17:43I just don't want to be back at the starting line.
17:46I hear you, but in all that,
17:49I didn't hear you mention Eric's name once.
17:51What do you mean?
17:52I get that it's scary to start over,
17:54but if avoiding that is the reason you want to marry Eric,
17:58maybe you're settling.
18:00Maybe.
18:01Was that in dispute?
18:02What if I was settling?
18:04Is that so bad?
18:05Yes, it is, Bela,
18:06because you're the best,
18:08and you deserve the best.
18:10Oh, Jay.
18:13Oh, it's too bad these two are siblings.
18:16If they were cousins, I'd really be rooting for them.
18:18I guess I have to officially break up with Eric.
18:21Oh, that's not going to be a fun conversation.
18:24I'm here again.
18:25Oh, hell no!
18:32Oh, I'm not produce.
18:34I'm so sorry, Eric.
18:36Eric, what do we do?
18:38Did we just stay in here?
18:40Are your parents here?
18:41Yeah, I flew them out for the proposal.
18:46Surprise.
18:47Hey, guys.
18:49Good to see you out and about, Steve.
18:51So, sweetie,
18:52what do you want me to do about the hot air balloon?
18:54We should probably let the company know.
18:57I've seen bodies get cut to tiny pieces
18:59and dumped in the East River.
19:01This is more painful to watch.
19:07Jay, what is all this?
19:09It's a do-over.
19:11We're in the Bahamas,
19:12and we're drinking this.
19:15Okay.
19:17I miss drinking.
19:18Right.
19:19A cocktail and some of my roommate's ADHD pills.
19:23Pretty nice little Tuesday.
19:24Okay, I think this is going to take too long.
19:26Um, we finish it,
19:28and there's a ring at the bottom.
19:30And you're like,
19:31oh, my God.
19:33Would she be like that,
19:34or would she be passed out on the floor?
19:36Okay, so,
19:37I had to dig deep into my old Yahoo account
19:41to find my original proposal.
19:43Come on, buddy.
19:44We're rooting for you.
19:44We may not have found a Charmander in Pokemon Go,
19:48but I found something even better in real life.
19:53A Sammander.
19:55And unlike Tom Brady's football
19:57in the AFC Championship game,
20:00my love for you will never deflate.
20:04Okay, I forgot how reference-y this was.
20:05Let me just skip to the end.
20:08I love you, Sam.
20:11I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
20:15Will you marry me?
20:17Yes.
20:19Again, this is the proposal
20:21that I had always dreamed of.
20:23What really matters is I get to spend my life
20:25with the most wonderful man in the world.
20:32Jay, you got fireworks?
20:35Yep.
20:36They were Eric's,
20:37but he forgot to cancel them.
20:39Anything for you, babe.
20:42Thank you, babe.
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