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00:08on the plus side still fits i was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again there he is
00:17welcome back thank you sir happy to be here ready to ace my second chance it's just
00:24all the longs of these necessary you fell as far as you could without getting about
00:29you have to earn your way back to short sleeves i know it's a bummer but i'm excited to have
00:34you
00:34back on patrol for a little while so what's happening am i writing solo or are you pairing
00:42me with someone it's it's not really my call to make but you know the answer i should really
00:49let time tell you but you won't because ucs have a blood bond of honesty that will last
00:55until the apocalypse so spill it i'm just the messenger i don't understand well you won't
01:01be writing with me anymore then who you're gonna be training pen are you kidding not only do i have
01:07to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work not only do i have to walk a high
01:11wire act
01:12of perfection every minute of the day for the next six months i'm getting paired with a training
01:17officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes tim bradford look like mr rogers i'm getting stuck
01:21with a texas lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons yes yes
01:38and you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today he said those actual words yes even
01:45the
01:45last time it took him over a week to order the parts hey i put the fear of god okay
01:51he'll be done
01:52by fire oh luna my savior room 314 is imploding of course it is i knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon
01:59as the third estranged child showed up i prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the
02:06rest of them i'm sure they'll get right on that i don't think we met right oliver ashton this is
02:13my
02:13husband wade nice to meet you good to meet you i don't think i've seen you around here before
02:18i just started a couple months ago spent the last five years working for doctors without borders
02:22noble that's nothing compared to what you do every day
02:26i'm doing assessments at 314 asked for me tell him i got carried off by a twister
02:34um nice guy he makes us all look like underachievers
02:38thank you for the ride and for taking my car in which you should probably go do now or else
02:43he's
02:43going to blame us for not getting it finished today
02:53uh
02:54uh
02:56uh
03:04uh
03:13uh
03:19Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22Keep him. You both had your chance.
03:24Nyla.
03:24What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:26He's a cowboy because he's insecure?
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake
03:35that he will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handled.
03:50Morning.
03:51What?
03:53I said, good morning. Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, task force floor. I'm sorry. I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:12That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:14No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah. Yeah, just, um, you ever just...
04:24Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:35The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:39I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:55Now what did she do?
04:57What? Have you not been following our group chat?
04:59No. I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:02I know I have a problem with communication.
05:04This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour,
05:08and you're being radio silent, so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13What?
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop,
05:18the sooner she'll abandon the thread
05:19and stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient Cosmo magazine she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:33She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:44Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:49You want your nickname to be Ask, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:52Then rethink your approach.
05:54Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal
06:00for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes?
06:03Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:28I am the rookie.
06:30I don't understand.
06:31You will teach me the job
06:32as if I were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get
06:36and at the end of shift
06:37I will decide
06:38whether you are worth my effort.
06:40Yes, ma'am.
06:41Or should I say boot?
06:44I'm just going to stick with metal.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again
06:51without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:58No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07Your freak would say it was me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11No, no, but seriously,
07:12I have no freak rats.
07:147-1-15-2-11-at-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:18Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:20Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police!
07:51Police!
08:03Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming
08:12when two guys with guns came in,
08:14stole all of our equipment,
08:16and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:20It's called Dropout TV.
08:22We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:26He owns the place.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic,
08:29but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:30Jacob.
08:31I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:35Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right.
08:38I think the path forward here
08:40is to take witness statements
08:41from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:46Oh.
08:47All right, in your own words,
08:48just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow.
08:49Okay, yeah.
08:50Um, I first got into comedy
08:52after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you
08:56when the robbery took place?
08:57Your Honor, let the record show
08:59that it could not have been me
09:00before I was at the studio
09:00when the crime occurred.
09:01Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:03You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know,
09:06like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:10Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:11I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:13Yeah, I can't believe we lost
09:15all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best,
09:17most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents
09:23or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents,
09:27do you mean, like,
09:28hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh,
09:34an Appalachian hillbilly
09:36with a soundness infection.
09:37I promised to answer your question,
09:39but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like,
09:42a regular not-funny person's opinion of this.
09:45It's like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy,
09:49but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy,
09:52but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under
09:58who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:01I want to suck your blood,
10:03but I'm a little scared.
10:04Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick
10:11so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam
10:14and then text it to me.
10:14And then I started dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is,
10:21but one of the robbers
10:22must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:24Wait, I know you.
10:25No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:27Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:30He let you use the drone?
10:31He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film
10:34Mr. Arash in his backyard
10:35doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one
10:38that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check
10:41on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving
10:44to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out,
10:46so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be
10:48a hand model,
10:49which is going as well
10:50as you would expect.
10:51So I got a part-time job
10:52with these lunatics,
10:53lovely people,
10:55while, uh,
10:55I wait to graduate high school.
10:56For a suspect,
10:57Mark Wyatt has priors,
10:59assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time,
11:02what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:04No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:06All right, we're gonna go
11:07pick him up,
11:09and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:14Aw.
11:18Um, tell me the six rules
11:20of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer
11:29asking why a patrol officer
11:30would listen to a police scanner
11:31and not just wait
11:32for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie,
11:37a training officer wants to see
11:38how they respond
11:39to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking
11:41to get into trouble,
11:43the calls they choose
11:44can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect
11:47just abandoned his car
11:48on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit
11:51heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:58Training,
11:59why wouldn't we want
12:00to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call
12:02is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call
12:05means that every available unit
12:06in the area
12:07will respond.
12:09As last arrivals,
12:10we will likely miss the action
12:12and be tasked
12:12with looking for shell casings
12:14in the hot sun
12:14for the next five hours.
12:17Right.
12:18I mean, uh,
12:19good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units,
12:23silent alarm
12:24at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:25211 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery, hot damn,
12:27we're taking up, right?
12:28Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:30Although what?
12:31A thoughtful T.O.
12:33might inform his rookie
12:34that most bank robberies
12:35can be measured in minutes.
12:37And given our proximity
12:38and the units that are closer,
12:39it might be prudent
12:41to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route
12:45and intercept.
12:46In case they manage
12:47to get away
12:48before police arrive,
12:50smart.
12:50So the route
12:51they would take
12:52to escape would be...
12:53They would head
12:54for the 10-110
12:55freeway exchange
12:56and try to get lost
12:57in the chaos
12:57off Los Angeles traffic.
12:59Which means that
12:59they would have to drive up...
13:01Georgia Street.
13:01They would have to drive up...
13:19They would have to drive up...
13:19Hey, show me your eyes!
13:25Please...
13:28Please, help.
13:29I think she's tired.
13:33I think she's tired.
13:40Here we have two GSW victims.
13:42Patient number one GSW
13:44in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:45Now grossly descended and firm.
13:47Critically unstable.
13:48Recommend OR stat.
13:49I'll stay with them.
13:50Sounds right.
13:51You investigating this one?
13:52No, we are.
13:54That is sweet.
13:55But you are the hotshot detective.
13:57I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:59You're still a detective.
14:01But I get your point.
14:03Did either of them mention
14:04the third bank robber?
14:05No, I didn't realize there was one.
14:07Yeah, security guards said
14:08there were three of them
14:09all masked and armed.
14:10Their robber disappeared
14:11when the shooting started,
14:12must have laid low
14:12as the other two escaped,
14:14then snuck away
14:14into the chaos afterwards.
14:16We're pulling security footage now.
14:17Hopefully we can get a
14:18before and after
14:19the mask came off.
14:21How's your rookie?
14:22Hmm, I don't know yet.
14:25You know you can't
14:25bounce him from the program, right?
14:27What?
14:27I was looking forward to it.
14:29He's not the only one
14:30being evaluated, Naila.
14:31You need to be made of wins
14:32while you're back on patrol.
14:33Firing a rookie
14:34will be seen as a loss
14:35and you can't give IA a reason
14:36to punish you more
14:38or worse, fire you.
14:42Oh, Lieutenant.
14:43Hey, um, you all right?
14:45I mean, other than the uniform.
14:46Yeah, we caught
14:48two bank robbery suspects.
14:49Penn is in there
14:50watching over them
14:51while they get prepped
14:51for surgery.
14:52You here to see Luna?
14:53Yeah, I'm on.
14:54Take her out to lunch.
14:55Oh, that's sweet.
14:57Well, yeah.
14:59Excuse me.
15:06Luna.
15:08Hey, what are you doing here?
15:10Thought I'd take my wife to lunch?
15:12Oh, that's so sweet,
15:13but Oliver is about
15:15to do his assessments
15:15and I accompany.
15:16In case any patient advocate
15:18questions come up.
15:19You can join us,
15:20but it's going to be
15:21a lot more bodily fluids
15:22than a normal person
15:23wants to see in a day.
15:24You'll be surprised
15:25what a cop sees in a day.
15:27Good point.
15:29I shouldn't be too late.
15:31Why don't we go to dinner?
15:33I'll make a date
15:33you can't keep.
15:34I can keep it.
15:36Yes.
15:37All right, good.
15:38It really was sweet
15:39you came to take me to lunch.
15:42Um, look, Luna, um...
15:46Hey, we need help.
15:47Let me guess.
15:48You're glued together.
15:49You say that like
15:50it happens a lot?
15:51More than you know.
15:53Did you drive here like that?
15:54Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:56Hey, I can't help
15:58but to notice
15:59by the position of your hands
16:00that you were engaged
16:01in a domestic dispute
16:03gone sticky.
16:04No, no, no, no.
16:06Um, she was just
16:08caressing my face.
16:09Why you choked her?
16:10Uh, not all choking
16:11is non-consensual.
16:13Huh.
16:14I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:16Wait, wait, um...
16:18Please tell me
16:19there is not glue
16:20on your hand.
16:21I wish that
16:22I could.
16:51Why can't you just come in here?
16:52Because I'm mad at you.
16:54It's not enough
16:54that I have a busy day
16:55I have to run damage control
16:56on your dysfunction.
16:58I was trying to take
16:58my mom off your plate.
16:59By telling her
17:00to not contact me?
17:01I want to have
17:02a relationship
17:03with your mother
17:04but not whatever
17:05this has become.
17:06All right, I'll text her.
17:07No, hey, come on.
17:08Please.
17:09Call her.
17:10Today, okay?
17:11An actual human conversation.
17:17Peter.
17:21I'm telling you
17:22I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:24How convenient timing
17:26given we found it
17:27at the scene
17:28of an armed robbery
17:29this morning.
17:30Convenient
17:31is such lazy framing.
17:32The universe
17:33is an infinitely
17:34complicated place.
17:36Yeah, you show
17:36your ignorance
17:37acting like coincidences
17:38are impossible.
17:39The sheer amount
17:40of things happening
17:41on a single day
17:42number in the sextillions.
17:44Okay, that's
17:45a made-up number.
17:46No, it's not.
17:47A sextillion
17:47is a thousand trillion.
17:49And given that
17:50the world is populated
17:51with over 8 billion people,
17:53I'm probably way
17:54underestimating.
17:57No, I'm definitely
17:58underestimating.
17:59There's over
17:5910 quintillion insects
18:01in the world.
18:02It's over
18:031 per billion
18:04per person.
18:05So given that scale,
18:07me losing a wallet,
18:09a criminal picking it up,
18:10and then dropping it
18:11at a crime scene
18:11isn't unlikely.
18:13Statistically,
18:14it's almost a given.
18:15Well, we're still
18:15going to put you
18:16in the lineup
18:16and see if the victims
18:17can identify you.
18:19That's fair.
18:21How many of that
18:22quintillion?
18:24Quintillion insects
18:25are spiders?
18:27Oh, at least
18:27a quadrillion.
18:29There's 53,000 species.
18:31They're on every continent
18:32except Antarctica.
18:33I might have to move
18:34to Antarctica.
18:35Not today, though, right?
18:36No.
18:37Today, we see
18:38if Mark loses
18:39the lineup lottery.
18:48It's just like the movies.
18:50With as much diversity.
18:52Check test.
18:54All right.
18:55We are about to show you
18:56a lineup of six men.
18:57The person or persons
18:58involved in the robbery
18:59may or may not
19:01be among them.
19:02Afterwards,
19:02I'm going to ask you
19:03individually
19:04if you recognize anyone.
19:06But do not compare notes
19:08and do not discuss
19:09the suspects
19:10amongst each other.
19:11Do you understand?
19:11Yes, Daddy.
19:15Okay.
19:15The guy that's number one
19:16looks like a tech bro
19:17that speaks about himself
19:18in the third person
19:19and he probably kisses
19:20his immediate family
19:21on the know.
19:22Smoochie!
19:23Okay, wait.
19:24But number three
19:24is sort of getting like,
19:25hey, I'm Chad.
19:26I completely misunderstood
19:27the message of Fight Club
19:28and I don't understand
19:29why my Native American
19:30Halloween costume
19:31is so offensive.
19:32Number five looks like
19:33he spends his Friday nights
19:34chugging beer
19:34loaded with protein powder.
19:36Stop drinking alone
19:37if your two snakes
19:38are in the house.
19:39Okay, guys,
19:39let's try to focus.
19:41I mean,
19:41this should be fairly easy.
19:42Do you guys recognize
19:44anyone or not?
19:45Well, they were all
19:46wearing masks,
19:47but these guys are
19:47the same basic size.
19:49You know,
19:50I feel like I might
19:51recognize the guy's voice
19:52that yelled at us.
19:53Yeah.
19:55Number one,
19:56could you please
19:56repeat the phrase?
20:00Shut up and get
20:01on the ground.
20:01Okay.
20:02I'm impressed
20:02with the performance.
20:03We could use
20:04a little more pizzazz.
20:05I don't want to give
20:05a line read,
20:06but there's like
20:06a hundred guys in L.A.
20:07that could do
20:07a better job than that.
20:08So, question,
20:10can you just sort of
20:10make them say
20:11whatever you want?
20:12No,
20:13they're only going to say
20:13what was said
20:14at the robbery.
20:16You guys thinking
20:17what I'm thinking?
20:18Contestant number one,
20:19can you please recite
20:19Tommy Lee Jones' speech
20:20from The Fugitive?
20:21No, contestant number one,
20:23suspect number one,
20:24you do not have to do that.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26I would like it if you did.
20:27I'll do it.
20:28Yes.
20:29I love The Fugitive.
20:32Floor's all yours.
20:34What I want
20:35out of each
20:35and every one of you
20:36is a hard target search
20:37of every gas station,
20:39residence,
20:40warehouse,
20:41farmhouse,
20:42henhouse,
20:43outhouse,
20:44and doghouse
20:44in that area.
20:46He's really good.
20:47That's really good.
20:48Bravo.
20:49Wow.
20:51Can we see
20:52a chemistry read
20:53between four and two?
20:54Okay, okay, okay.
20:56Do you recognize
20:57any of these individuals
20:58from the robbery?
20:59I mean,
20:59if we say yes,
21:00can we get them
21:01to say more weird stuff?
21:02No.
21:02Can we make them kiss?
21:03Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:04Can we see a kiss
21:05between four and two?
21:06That would equal six.
21:07Ooh.
21:10It's odd.
21:11Super glue usually
21:11comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:13Do you remember
21:13the brand you used?
21:14Nope.
21:14Yes.
21:17I think it was like
21:18an acetone-resistant blend.
21:22Heavy-duty stuff.
21:23Yeah.
21:24Can't really remember
21:25the exact name.
21:26Well, surgery's
21:26a last resort,
21:27but without identifying
21:28the exact adhesive you use,
21:30I'm not sure
21:30how else to proceed.
21:31Can someone go
21:32by your house
21:33and get it?
21:33Uh, no.
21:34Not really.
21:36I'm happy to do it.
21:36Give me your address.
21:37No, that's not necessary.
21:39It's super nice, though.
21:40Oh, my God, the nicest.
21:41But we just,
21:42we couldn't ask that of you.
21:43Listen up.
21:44You are glued to my wife.
21:46The only person
21:47I'm supposed to touch her
21:48this long is me.
21:49So give me your address.
21:51Unless there's something
21:52at your house
21:53you don't want me to see.
21:56Something that has to do
21:57with this, perhaps?
21:58Uh, I swear
22:00I don't know what that is.
22:01It's a firing pin
22:02for a handgun.
22:03Oh, my God.
22:04Crazy.
22:05The question is,
22:06why are the two of you
22:07covered with him?
22:14So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:15We should be able
22:16to talk to her soon,
22:17but the, uh,
22:18the girlfriend, Ava,
22:19she died on the table.
22:21Damn.
22:22Hard way to learn
22:23not to rob a bank
22:24with the former Green Beret
22:25working as a security guard.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Hey, as my rookie,
22:29shouldn't you be
22:30doing the paperwork?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Had to give it a shot.
22:35Mm-hmm.
22:36All right,
22:36I requested an officer
22:37to come watch over Finley.
22:38We should get back
22:39out on patrol.
22:40Actually,
22:40we have been asked
22:41to take a first run
22:42at interviewing Finley.
22:44Lopez is tied up
22:45with the feds
22:45combing through bank footage
22:46trying to figure out
22:47how the third robber escaped.
22:49And as our former partner,
22:51future partner,
22:52yet, um,
22:53she trusts
22:54your detective skills.
22:55Exactly.
22:56And unfortunately for you,
22:58I still need my T.O.
22:59to show me
23:00how it's done.
23:01Not to break
23:02the fourth wall here,
23:03but you're a literal expert
23:05at interrogating suspects,
23:06and I'm not.
23:09Only way to become
23:10an expert
23:11is to do the work.
23:12And as someone
23:13whose instincts
23:14are to turn everything
23:14up to an 11,
23:16I am curious
23:17to see how you handle
23:18something that requires
23:19nuance and delicacy.
23:29Hey.
23:30Hey.
23:30How long's she been awake?
23:32A couple minutes.
23:33Anyone tell her
23:34about her partner?
23:35I know I didn't.
23:38Can I ask you
23:38one question?
23:39Sure.
23:41What's the worst mistake
23:42I can make in there?
23:44Don't make it a competition.
23:46You versus her.
23:47You guys are
23:48on the same side.
23:49Yes, ma'am.
23:49Got it.
23:50Thanks.
23:54Finley?
23:56I'm Officer Penn.
23:57This is Detective Harper.
23:59We brought you in.
24:00Yeah, I remember.
24:02Josefa,
24:03no one will tell me.
24:06I'm sorry,
24:07but she didn't survive
24:08the surgery.
24:09She had lost
24:10too much blood.
24:14no, no.
24:17Why did he have
24:18to shoot her?
24:19He didn't have
24:20to shoot her.
24:21Our guns weren't real.
24:22But they looked real.
24:24People were terrified.
24:27That's not fair.
24:28She only did it
24:29because of me.
24:34Why?
24:35I've seen your history.
24:37It's spotless.
24:38I couldn't even dream
24:39of getting into Stafford.
24:42Be grateful.
24:44You want to know
24:45why we robbed that bank?
24:47I am $200,000
24:49in debt.
24:50And that's after
24:51spending the last
24:52three years
24:53trying to pay off
24:53the loan.
24:54It's higher now
24:55than it was
24:56when I started.
24:57What hope did we have
24:59at a happy life together?
25:00Working two jobs
25:02just to barely
25:03stay above water.
25:05Listen, I get it.
25:07I lived in my car
25:08until a few months ago.
25:09Debt is no joke.
25:10And it could impact
25:11how the DA's office
25:13decides to prosecute you.
25:16But if you want
25:17any hope of leniency,
25:18any,
25:19you need to tell us
25:20who your other partner
25:21was in the robbery.
25:22It was just me and Ava.
25:23We know that there was
25:24a third person
25:24that got away.
25:25We're going to find
25:26them eventually.
25:27But you have an opportunity
25:28to help yourself here.
25:29I strongly urge
25:31you take it.
25:32I don't deserve help.
25:35Dave is dead
25:36because of me.
25:43Hey.
25:44What are you doing here?
25:46Hey, uh,
25:46dropout guys made me
25:47drive them.
25:47Something about a lineup?
25:49Right, but
25:50they left.
25:51Are you kidding?
25:53That's why Sam
25:54asked for the
25:55minivan keys.
25:56Okay.
25:56Sorry.
25:57Can your mom
25:57pick you up?
25:58Yeah, I can call her.
26:00Did they help you
26:01at all with the line?
26:02No?
26:02Stupid question.
26:03Those guys would have
26:04gone down with the Titanic
26:05because they were too busy
26:06making fun of the orchestra
26:07to get on a lifeboat.
26:09Look, don't take this
26:10the wrong way,
26:10but why do you work
26:12with those guys?
26:13They pay me surprisingly well.
26:15Uh, Nolan.
26:16Sorry.
26:17Are you free?
26:17Yeah, I can be.
26:18I'll see you later?
26:19Yep.
26:20All right.
26:21So, Greg just called.
26:22Uh, Luna is currently
26:24glued to a couple
26:25who appears to be
26:26manufacturing and
26:27selling ghost guns.
26:28The judge just signed off
26:29on a warrant for us
26:30to go inside
26:30and take a look
26:31at their house.
26:31While they remain
26:33glued to Luna?
26:33That's gonna have to be
26:34our secondary assignment,
26:35identifying the adhesive
26:36they'd been using
26:37to assemble the ghost guns
26:38so we can get them
26:39all separated.
26:40And who are these people?
26:41Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:44Neither of them
26:45have a criminal record,
26:46but at one point or another
26:47they've both filed
26:48restraining orders
26:49against each other.
26:50I checked out
26:50their social media.
26:51They are both gun enthusiasts,
26:52obviously in a toxic
26:54relationship who share
26:55an inability to think
26:56things through.
26:56Wow.
26:57Yeah.
26:57Today is an odd one.
26:59Right?
26:59Wait, why?
27:00What's going on with you?
27:01I can't even explain,
27:02not without crying.
27:03Marez, we're on the move.
27:05Coming.
27:06I, uh, let Mark White go.
27:08His girlfriend corroborated
27:10his story of him
27:11losing his wallet yesterday
27:12and he was very
27:13understanding about
27:14our confusion
27:15and happy to get his wallet
27:16back once we had it
27:17fingerprinted.
27:18Hmm.
27:18Yeah.
27:19Hey, uh, you wanna
27:19ride with me?
27:20Ooh.
27:21Can I?
27:23Traitor.
27:31So, did he call his mom?
27:32I don't know.
27:34I don't think so.
27:35I don't have much
27:36confidence that even
27:37if he does,
27:38it'll make things better.
27:39Hmm.
27:40Okay, we're coming up
27:41to it.
27:45It's...
27:47Oh.
27:48You know what?
27:49Let's, uh,
27:49let's black out a little bit.
27:51Let's...
27:55Let's black out a little bit.
28:02What's up?
28:03Three guys are moving
28:04stuff out of that
28:04greenhouse around the corner.
28:10And by stuff,
28:11you mean guns?
28:12Among other things.
28:13So do we wanna go
28:14right at them
28:15or try something more subtle?
28:17A little bit of both.
28:40On the ground.
28:42Step away from the van.
28:43On the ground.
28:45Arms and legs spread.
28:48That could not
28:49have worked out better.
28:56Looks like we found
28:57our adhesive.
28:57Ooh, I wouldn't...
28:58I wouldn't touch that.
28:59Good idea.
29:00Hey, guys,
29:01I got this out here.
29:02Go inside,
29:02clear the house.
29:05Nolan sent a photo
29:06of the glue.
29:06Thank God.
29:08Oh, did he, uh,
29:09did he see anything else
29:10while he was there?
29:13Hey, I just got
29:14the exact epoxy
29:15that he used.
29:16Great.
29:17Uh, let's see.
29:21Um,
29:23by the way,
29:24earlier in the day,
29:25I found these in the bathroom.
29:26You wouldn't happen
29:27to know who they belong to,
29:28would you?
29:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:29I've been looking
29:30everywhere for these.
29:31Where'd you say
29:31you found them?
29:32Um, I don't know.
29:42Finley!
29:43Grandma!
29:44Finley!
29:44I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
29:46You can't go in there.
29:46You can't go in there.
29:47The hell I can't.
29:48You're gonna have
29:49to shoot me to stop me.
29:50Hey, ma'am, ma'am,
29:51hold on one second.
29:52Your granddaughter
29:53has been arrested
29:54for a very serious crime.
29:55My granddaughter
29:55has also been shot,
29:57and I am the only family
29:58she's got,
29:59so you are gonna
29:59let me into that room.
30:01Yes, ma'am,
30:01we can do that.
30:03But I need you
30:04to do something for me.
30:05Finley can help herself
30:06by telling us
30:07the truth about what happened.
30:08Finley needs a lawyer.
30:10I've got one on the way.
30:11Now let me see her!
30:13Of course,
30:13but Detective Harper
30:14is gonna pat you down
30:15and hold on to your purse.
30:17Whatever.
30:18Arms up.
30:35Ava's dead.
30:37Oh, baby.
30:41I'm so sorry.
30:44What's going on?
30:46Uh, Finley's grandma
30:48just got here.
30:49Great.
30:49I don't need to make
30:50a separate trip.
30:51When the feds finished
30:52processing the prints
30:52from the bank,
30:53one set stood out.
30:55Although,
30:55the last bank she robbed
30:56was in 1983.
30:58Get out.
30:59Finley's mama?
31:00Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
31:02Got out,
31:03never robbed another bank.
31:04Until today.
31:09Maeve?
31:16It's all my fault.
31:17They did everything right
31:19in life,
31:19and still,
31:21they were struggling
31:22so much.
31:24It wasn't right.
31:27Put your hands
31:28behind the back.
31:28No, please.
31:30No.
31:32It wasn't right.
31:36No.
31:43Finally.
31:44So much better.
31:47All right.
31:49Good news is
31:50that you're free.
31:51And this is the bad news.
31:54All right.
31:55If you could just
31:55turn around.
31:57Turn around.
31:58Hands behind your head.
32:04Hands behind your
32:07back.
32:09Huh.
32:10Must have missed some.
32:11Brr.
32:18Hey.
32:20Are you still
32:20waiting for your mom?
32:21Yeah, she's busy.
32:23Said she'd get me
32:24when she's free.
32:24She couldn't think
32:25of a safer place
32:26for me to wait.
32:27Okay.
32:27What about your dad?
32:28Oh, he's only
32:29break glass
32:29in case of emergency.
32:31Right.
32:31Well, I just finished
32:33with an arrest
32:34so I can give you
32:35a ride-off.
32:35Great.
32:37Can we go with
32:37the lights and the
32:38sirens?
32:39No, but I'll let you
32:40use the radio
32:40to tell dispatch
32:41she has a sexy voice.
32:43Really?
32:43No.
32:46Is that your mom?
32:47No, it's Sam.
32:49Where's our equipment?
32:50You weren't supposed
32:50to steal it for real.
32:52I'm not paying you
32:53unless you bring it back.
32:55Second text.
32:56Haha, whoops, sorry.
32:58That message wasn't for you.
32:59Please don't share it
33:00with anyone.
33:01Prayer hands emoji.
33:03Do I need a lawyer?
33:05That is your right.
33:06Do you have one?
33:07Yes, but he only
33:09does entertainment law.
33:11That's not gonna help you.
33:13Look, not only did you
33:14make false statements
33:15to police,
33:16which is punishable
33:16by up to six months
33:17in prison,
33:18but you also endangered
33:20yourself and your employees.
33:22Look, I am so sorry.
33:23We do crazy stunts
33:25for our shows all the time.
33:26I thought I was hiring
33:27actors to play robbers.
33:29They were supposed
33:30to interrupt our game show
33:31with a fake robbery
33:32and then return all of our stuff
33:33a few hours later.
33:34I never thought
33:34a casting breakdown
33:36for armed robbers
33:37would attract actual
33:38armed robbers.
33:42And then I was too embarrassed
33:43to say anything,
33:44and now I fully realize
33:46the error of my ways.
33:47Which is great,
33:49but it will still be up
33:51to the DA's office
33:52as to whether
33:52they want to press charges.
33:53I can't go to jail.
33:54I couldn't even handle
33:55sleepaway camp.
33:56Look, let's just start
33:59with arresting
34:00the two men
34:00that robbed you.
34:01I'm assuming you have
34:02names and numbers.
34:04I have their Venmos.
34:05Let's start with that.
34:06Okay.
34:08Robber 88.
34:09Okay, well,
34:10I should have seen
34:11that one coming.
34:26All right.
34:27What a way to end shift.
34:28As a thank you,
34:29paperwork can be turned
34:30into the top
34:31of the day tomorrow.
34:31I'll even add an hour of OT
34:33for those who want
34:33to come in early.
34:34That's great.
34:35Hey, did you call your mother?
34:39I'm going to...
34:40Yeah, don't we have a...
34:40Right behind you.
34:46I'm sorry.
34:47I think I just need
34:48to get some closure.
34:50No, it's okay.
34:51Look, why don't we clock out
34:52and we'll talk about it
34:53at home.
34:54Okay.
34:56I don't know about you,
34:57but all I'm thinking about
34:59is a hot bath
35:00and 12 hours of sleep.
35:02Sounds nice.
35:05Are you okay?
35:10Um...
35:12I thought, uh...
35:14I can broach this
35:15in a more delicate way,
35:16but after the day we had,
35:19I think it's better
35:20just to come out
35:20and say it.
35:23Is there something going on
35:24with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:27Are you accusing me
35:28of cheating?
35:29I'm not accusing you
35:30of anything.
35:32But after seeing
35:33the way you two act
35:35together and
35:37finding his things
35:38in your car,
35:42that's one real truth.
35:47First of all,
35:48you have to believe me
35:49when I say that nothing
35:50has happened between us.
35:52Second of all?
35:55I do feel something
35:56for him.
36:00I wasn't looking for it.
36:02In our whole marriage,
36:04I've never even thought
36:05about anyone else.
36:06But this past year,
36:08the world has opened up
36:10for me.
36:11I finished school.
36:12I got this job.
36:13You met another man.
36:15It is not that simple.
36:18Am I attracted to him?
36:20Yes.
36:21But that doesn't mean
36:22that I was planning
36:22on acting on it.
36:23Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:24Otherwise,
36:25you would have said that.
36:26Wait, please.
36:27I'm...
36:29I'm trying to be honest
36:30and I'm making a mess
36:32of it because I don't...
36:33I don't really know
36:34how I feel.
36:35I...
36:37If you hadn't confronted
36:38me about Oliver,
36:40there is a good chance
36:40I would have worked
36:41through all of this
36:41without you ever knowing.
36:43I do know.
36:46It's breaking my heart.
36:55So what you need
36:56to tell me
36:57is that whatever it is
36:59you feel
37:00for this man,
37:02it's over
37:04as of now.
37:08And your hesitation
37:09gives me my answer.
37:10Here, take this.
37:11Wait.
37:12I need to take a walk.
37:14And then what?
37:15I don't know.
37:26I don't know.
37:27So officially end of shift.
37:29Did you decide
37:30whether or not
37:31I'm a lost cause?
37:32I want to hear
37:33your thoughts first.
37:35Okay.
37:36Well, I think
37:37I made some real progress today.
37:39Even though
37:39it wasn't close to perfect.
37:41Stop.
37:42You do know
37:42not everything is about you,
37:44right?
37:44I don't want to hear
37:45your own self-analysis.
37:46I want to hear
37:47what you thought
37:47about me,
37:49your rookie.
37:50Oh.
37:51Can I not do that?
37:53All right.
37:56I'd say you're
37:56pretty knowledgeable
37:57for a rookie officer.
37:59You have natural instincts.
38:01Though I can sometimes
38:02feel your urges
38:02take over,
38:03I appreciate
38:04that you don't.
38:05Your willingness
38:06to trust your T.O.
38:07and give him
38:07a second chance,
38:08even when you think
38:09you might know better
38:10when you most
38:11definitely do
38:12know better.
38:14It's admirable.
38:17Okay, thanks.
38:19Now it's your turn, right?
38:22Wait, so what does that mean?
38:23Do I get to stay
38:24or should I go home?
38:25See you tomorrow.
38:34Happy birthday!
38:36Woo!
38:36We wanted to do
38:37something special
38:38to celebrate
38:38your first day
38:39back on patrol.
38:41You guys,
38:42you,
38:43you are terrible,
38:45wonderful people,
38:46and I love you.
38:48We love you too,
38:49and you're going
38:49to get through this.
38:51Wow, you guys
38:52really did not
38:52have to do this,
38:53but I am glad
38:55that you did.
38:56It's not something
38:56I ever would have
38:57thought to celebrate.
38:58To be fair,
38:59you are not big
39:00on festivities
39:00of any kind.
39:01I only found out
39:02when your birthday
39:02was because
39:03I called your mama.
39:03And I am still
39:04kind of mad at you
39:05for that.
39:06Me too,
39:06and so is Wesley.
39:08I'm mad at you.
39:09Okay, so I assume
39:10that this is not
39:10just decorations,
39:11that there are
39:12some sort of sustenance
39:13and possible adult
39:14beverages.
39:16I'm on it.
39:16Thank you guys
39:17for being here.
39:19But just to clarify,
39:20I do want to be
39:21in my bed
39:22in an hour, so...
39:23Oh yeah,
39:24we'll be long on.
39:25Yeah.
39:27Okay.
39:29All right, Mom.
39:30Bye.
39:32I did it?
39:33It is handled.
39:35That took too long
39:36to happen easy.
39:38Is she okay?
39:39Are you okay?
39:40Yeah, no,
39:40I'm great.
39:41Okay.
39:41Actually, no,
39:42it went a lot easier
39:43than expected.
39:44She understood
39:45the whole boundaries
39:46issue pretty quickly
39:47and acknowledged
39:48that she can get
39:49overexcited.
39:50Doesn't blame you
39:51or me.
39:51just blames technology
39:52for being too fun
39:54to experience alone.
39:55Wow.
39:56Okay.
39:57It sounds like
39:57it went great.
39:58Yeah.
39:59Well, what took
40:00so long then?
40:01We started talking
40:01about a lot of other stuff.
40:03Like what?
40:04Nosy.
40:04If you want to tell me.
40:07Um, work.
40:09Uh, childhood memories.
40:12You.
40:13It was nice.
40:16I bet you guys
40:17have a lot
40:17to catch up on.
40:19Yeah.
40:20Yeah, she did.
40:20She told me all about
40:21her weekly trips
40:22to the farmer's market.
40:23Oh, and she told me
40:24all about her friend,
40:25Linda,
40:25who has been acting like,
40:27and this is in my mother's words,
40:29a shrewd bitch
40:30with a stick shoved
40:31so far a press.
40:32Yeah, I heard about Linda,
40:33and honestly,
40:34I agree with your mother.
40:35She has to go.
40:36How'd you hear about that?
40:37But that was not
40:37on the group chat.
40:40Nope.
40:41I.
40:43I'm.
40:44I am on a separate
40:46group thread
40:47with just your mom
40:48and Jenny.
40:49You are unbelievable.
40:50Wait, no, stop.
40:51To be fair,
40:52I did not start that one.
40:53Jenny did,
40:54but now I have
40:55two of my main sources
40:56for vintage Tim photos
40:57in the same place,
40:58so that's very nice for me.
40:59Oh, God.
41:00Okay, so do I have to talk
41:00to Jenny now, too?
41:01No, no.
41:02But if you have
41:04that powder blue prom suit,
41:07lying around,
41:08that would be nice.
41:09Okay, I'm sure I can
41:10dig it up from somewhere.
41:11Wow.
41:12Yeah.
41:23Hello?
41:24I'm in the bedroom.
41:29I thought you couldn't
41:30be over another week.
41:31I moved some things around.
41:32Are you naked under there?
41:34100%.
41:34With the caveat
41:36that I have to go back
41:37in 36 hours.
41:39We can get a lockdown
41:40in 36 hours.
41:41We can.
41:46Just one.
41:48Yes, sir.
41:49Is everything all right?
41:50No.
41:52Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:57I don't...
41:59I don't know what our future
42:00looks like.
42:01I'm here at the hotel bar
42:03where I'll be staying
42:04for who knows how long.
42:06Sounds like you need
42:07some company.
42:08I'll be right there.
42:09Thanks.
42:12Maybe not right there.
42:14Hey, John.
42:15He won't be any more sad
42:16in 40 minutes
42:17than he would have been
42:17in 20.
42:18That's true.
42:21I tried.
42:23I tried.
42:58Damn it.
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