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First broadcast 20th November 1971.
Weever Street school is closing down and a number of their pupils are being transferred to Fenn Street.
Deryck Guyler - Norman Potter
Noel Howlett - Mr. Cromwell
Joan Sanderson - Doris Ewell
Richard Davies - Mr. Price
Erik Chitty - Mr. Smith
Richard Warwick - David Ffitchett-Brown
Harold Goldblatt - Mr. Abselom
Rosemary Faith - Daisy
Drina Pavlovic - Celia
Barry McCarthy - Terry Stringer
Charles Bolton - Godber
Billy Hamon - Des
Tina Heath - Pupil
Bruce Hodgkins - School pupil
Clive Moss - Steele
Weever Street school is closing down and a number of their pupils are being transferred to Fenn Street.
Deryck Guyler - Norman Potter
Noel Howlett - Mr. Cromwell
Joan Sanderson - Doris Ewell
Richard Davies - Mr. Price
Erik Chitty - Mr. Smith
Richard Warwick - David Ffitchett-Brown
Harold Goldblatt - Mr. Abselom
Rosemary Faith - Daisy
Drina Pavlovic - Celia
Barry McCarthy - Terry Stringer
Charles Bolton - Godber
Billy Hamon - Des
Tina Heath - Pupil
Bruce Hodgkins - School pupil
Clive Moss - Steele
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00:13I'm not sure how to put my hand on it.
00:15I'm not sure how to put the last recording.
00:19I'm not sure how to put my hand on it.
00:19I'm not sure how to put it on it.
00:27I'm not sure how to put it on my hand.
00:39I was going fishing this weekend, you know.
00:41I was going to sit by some sunlit river and dream beautiful dreams.
00:46What, Sprite?
00:47I know I'm going to throw myself in the bloody river.
00:50What's up, Volbach?
00:51Gladys Morgan turned you down again, has she?
00:53Gladys Morgan?
00:54Oh, it's Weaver Street closing down.
00:56Do you know how many of the little savages they've landed us with?
00:5987.
01:00That's 87 answers, that is.
01:02Oh, come, Price.
01:03One child is very much like another.
01:05Well, that's the trouble.
01:06Psychopathic carnivores, all of them.
01:08What's the school closed down for, anyway?
01:10Foot and mouth.
01:11Or cheek by jowl, I should say.
01:14Oh, terrible overcrowding.
01:16Understaffed.
01:17Terrible archaic buildings.
01:19Oh, it's an awful place.
01:20Well, so is this bloody cesspit, but we're still here, aren't we?
01:23Cheering us all up for the weekend, Mr Price.
01:26Oh, hello, old man.
01:27You must be new here.
01:29Oh, I see you're looking very outdoorish today, Doris.
01:33Where are you off to for the weekend, eh?
01:34As a matter of fact, I'm going pony-checking with Mr Sibley.
01:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:41Actually, David, it's my first time.
01:44I'm feeling rather nervous.
01:45I bet the horse is terrified.
01:48Ah, you'll love it, Doris.
01:50There's something very exciting about the feeling of all that, er, muscle under you.
01:56The horse, Doris.
01:57Then in the evening, the old log fire going, eh?
02:01Sausages on sticks.
02:03Then he's leaned back on the pines and stared up at the stars.
02:07Well, of course, our boiler burst in September, you know.
02:11Would you care to repeat that, Mr Smith?
02:13I said, our boiler burst in September.
02:16Mrs Goodenough, the cook at Weaver Street.
02:20Another reason for closing down.
02:21You can't feed 400 children with three gas rings.
02:26Shh.
02:28Shh.
02:29We haven't said anything.
02:31Radio silence, Ramon, if you don't mind.
02:35Carry on, Norman.
02:40Oh!
02:45Oh, sorry, Mr.
02:48Hey.
02:49I am in possession of a bombshell.
02:52I've just heard that Weaver Street is closing down
02:55and we're getting 87 and 30.
02:58Well, there's no need to take on.
03:00It's just because I found out before you did.
03:02That Norman.
03:03One secret deserves another.
03:05Oh, yeah.
03:06Mafeking has been relieved.
03:08Oh!
03:11Hey!
03:11You're back!
03:12You're back!
03:14You're back!
03:15You're back!
03:15You're back!
03:16You're back!
03:16You're back!
03:18There, you see?
03:20I said we could persuade you
03:21that Weaver Street gets the front two rows.
03:24Front two rows!
03:28Right.
03:33That's me, Fitch.
03:34That's you, Fitch, Terry.
03:36Gobber!
03:37Gobber!
03:38Oh, that's me.
03:39That's me, Fitch, Terry.
03:41Daisy!
03:41Oh, no, Terry.
03:43I want to sit with Celia.
03:45Oh.
03:45Get behind us, then.
03:46A pair of you.
03:47Come on, Celia.
03:49Dave, Rob, Mike.
03:53Oi, Tchaikovsky.
03:54Oh, sorry, Terry.
03:56My acoustics are matched better off this side.
03:58I said over here, Des.
04:00Over here, Des.
04:02All right.
04:04Well, I'll just have to plant a different call motif, won't I?
04:07Oh, God, who's got the cotton wool?
04:09This is a sort of fancy cell number I've just writ.
04:13It's called Moving On From Weaver Street.
04:18Yeah.
04:19The old diminished G-flex seventh, I think.
04:24Oh, blimey.
04:25Well, get on with it, then.
04:28Moving on, lordy, lordy.
04:31Moving on from Weaver Street.
04:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:35Moving on as well as just fun.
04:37Yeah.
04:40Well, what do you reckon?
04:42I liked it.
04:43Bloody awful.
04:43Bloody awful.
04:45I haven't really polished that proper yet.
04:47Polished up?
04:48A coat of varnish wouldn't do that any good.
04:50Oh, well, I suppose I'd better get on with some geometry.
04:53Geometry.
04:54Oh, no, no, no.
04:55Except I ate it.
04:57Fancy being called Daisy.
04:59You know how I got it, Celia, don't you?
05:02Celia, listen.
05:04I got named after my nan's old cat, I did.
05:07Still, I probably look like some old moggy.
05:10Oh, I do wish I'd your look, Celia.
05:12I think you're lovely.
05:14All mystic and mysterious.
05:17Am I bummed and half itch?
05:20No!
05:20Oh, you shouldn't say bum if you missed a call.
05:23I ain't, am I.
05:24Oh, nothing's never the way you want it to be, is it?
05:27Oh, baby, baby!
05:29Oh, certainly nothing.
05:30What's that?
05:30All right, baby.
05:31Good morning, boys and girls.
05:33Well, I'm a fuselah.
05:36Rude boy, what's your name?
05:38I ain't telling you.
05:39Here, don't tell him it's Terry Stringer, Terry.
05:42I insist on knowing your name.
05:44I ain't telling you.
05:45That's it, Terry, don't tell him.
05:47Now, see, dear, all you from Weaver Street,
05:50you are welcome in our midst,
05:51but you must learn that we have certain standards here
05:54which we expect you to live up to.
05:56Now, is that clear?
05:57Shall I hit him now, Terry?
05:58No, no, leave him.
05:59He'll die of his own accord any minute.
06:03Now, stop it.
06:14I'm doing this very much.
06:16Next door, any more of this
06:18and I'll set you all alike.
06:19Right, see.
06:22Eh?
06:23Oh, you're Stringer, aren't you?
06:25Young Terry Stringer.
06:26Oh, so that's his name, is it?
06:27Yeah, helped get my dad sent down for 18 months, didn't you?
06:31Well, I meant it when I said I'd get even with you.
06:33You know that, don't you?
06:34You don't frighten me, boy, huh?
06:36Well, my cousin might.
06:39Huh?
06:39And who's he, then?
06:41Me!
06:43Oh, well, just keep the noise down, that's all I'm saying, isn't it?
06:46Carry on, Smithy.
06:49Hooray!
06:52Norman, your ruby is an apple crumbler par excellence.
06:57I shall convey that every gram to my good lady, sir.
06:59Thank you very much, sir.
07:00Oh, I see, it's like a crumb on the face, sir.
07:01Oh, thank you.
07:03Albert, hands up for seconds.
07:05I thought so, sir.
07:06Yes.
07:07Now, here we are, sir.
07:08I'm touched by a human hand until he reaches the mark, sir.
07:10See what I mean?
07:16Oh, is that a green fly on your rubber plant over there, sir?
07:19Where?
07:19Where?
07:22No, no, no, no.
07:23Horse and arms.
07:23Yes, a little bit of grass on me glasses, I think, sir.
07:26Oh, that's the door, so excuse me.
07:27Yeah.
07:29Ah, monsieur.
07:31Headmaster, this is the last straw.
07:34I'm going to have to say something here, monsieur.
07:36Be quiet.
07:37I'm also going to be quiet, but I'm also going to have to say something.
07:40What?
07:41Did you know I got a comb stuck in your ear?
07:43Yes, I did.
07:44Go away.
07:45It's all right, sir.
07:45Don't leave down.
07:46My defence, sir.
07:47I'm going.
07:48And I must say now, monsieur, I must say now that that gentleman there is a gentleman,
07:54which is more than I can say for you.
07:59Norman is quite right, you know, Doris.
08:01You have got a comb stuck in your hair.
08:03Some attempt at a new Spanish look that failed.
08:06No.
08:07Glue on the comb.
08:08Put there by those hooligans from Weaver Street.
08:11You have got to do something.
08:13They seem bent on a policy of rudeness and violence.
08:16Oh, merciful heaven, they haven't been violent with your scissor bomb, have they?
08:20No.
08:21That's the aftermath of pony trekking.
08:23Well, that's a very different matter if you will go cavorting about with a divorcee.
08:28I might tell you that Mr Sibley was most solicitous about my...
08:32Well, he was.
08:34Now, what are you going to do about it?
08:37Well, I can hardly rub it because that would be most unseen.
08:41About the influx from Weaver Street.
08:44I don't know all the facts.
08:45And I suppose you do.
08:46Yes, I do.
08:47Now, here is the policy document.
08:50It appears that the closing down of Weaver Street is merely the first step in a large educational plan for
08:55the whole district.
08:56Oh, it will be a lovely building.
08:58What will?
08:59By the new school that they're designing, not only for Fence Street, but for Weaver Street and for St Mark's.
09:04Doris, we are going comprehensive.
09:06They have...
09:08Oh!
09:10Come on, I've bought me old biscuits here, aren't they?
09:13When we go comprehensive, we'll have a bigger staff, won't we?
09:16Eh?
09:16Think of all the birds you can tell up in the staff room.
09:18I visited one once.
09:20What?
09:20Bird?
09:21No, no, no, no.
09:23A comprehensive school.
09:25A colleague showed me round, but he walked too fast and I kept getting lost.
09:29All those corridors.
09:30All those windows.
09:32Women with shopping bags kept pointing in at me.
09:35It was like being an exhibit at the Bretton Aquarium.
09:38Oh, it's going to be like heaven when I'm head of the new science department.
09:42Stoppers and all me bottles, every sink will have its own plug.
09:45And I'll have a kiln where I can incinerate children.
09:49Doris, got it out yet?
09:51Does it look like it?
09:52Never mind, Doris.
09:53You look like the queen mother at the horse trials.
09:56I'd rather not talk about horses if it's all the same to you.
10:00Oh.
10:01Now, listen, everybody.
10:03I've been thinking about us going comprehensive.
10:07Oh, yes.
10:07You see, as I...
10:11I've got another bombshell.
10:13And this one is a blockbuster.
10:15We are going comprehensive.
10:19Norman, we know.
10:21Oh, well, I was number one for idle gossip anyway.
10:25You were saying, Your Majesty?
10:26I was about to say that we are all blithely selecting our new posts and responsibilities at the new school.
10:33But we seem to have forgotten that there are two other sets of teachers doing the same thing.
10:37We may be lucky even to retain our present positions.
10:40I shall probably retire anyway.
10:42Well, don't flop, smudger.
10:45No, I mean, when the balloon goes up, you know, I'm sure my headmaster will take care of you a
10:49lot, you know.
10:49Oh, I should think his chances of being headmaster then are remote, to say the least of it.
10:55Are they?
10:57Oh, heck.
10:58It's awfully good of you, Mr. Absalom, to drop in on me like this.
11:01Well, not at all.
11:01I've just got a guilty conscience about you being lumbered with the very worst kids from my school.
11:07From my ex-school, I should say.
11:09De nada, my dear fellow.
11:10Your Weaverites and my Fenians are already merged into a happy family.
11:15Now, come along in.
11:18Oh, smudger, this is one of your nasty little tricks.
11:21Wait for me in the playground.
11:24Oh, I forgot.
11:25I am no longer his headmaster.
11:28Oh, hey, say, you know, this is very inventive, but I think anatomically impossible.
11:34Doris, you know.
11:35Do sit down.
11:37You know, that's the sort of thing that makes me glad of my new job.
11:41New job?
11:42Yes, got the headship of a new school in the Midlands.
11:44Marvellous place, every facility.
11:46Couldn't be better.
11:47Come to Heron.
11:48Come along in, Potter.
11:49Come along.
11:50What is it, though?
11:51What is it?
11:51So, Mr. Absalom's arm.
11:54Just maintaining things.
11:55Yes, well, carry on, carry on.
11:56I'm so sorry.
11:57You were saying...
11:58The best thing ever happened to me.
12:00Magnificent buildings.
12:01Three schools in one.
12:03When my appointment as headmaster was confirmed,
12:07comprehensive education began to mean something to me.
12:10There was no other man for the job, sir.
12:12You have quite a bit of the Monty in you, sir, haven't you?
12:16Yes, but you probably know that already, sir.
12:19Yes, sir.
12:19Where were we?
12:21Excuse me, sir.
12:22May I crave a bone from you, sir?
12:25Bone?
12:25Oh, thank you for correcting me, sir.
12:27May I crave one of those, sir?
12:29Yes, yes, yes, sir.
12:30Well, what is it?
12:31Well, this is just a hand of a plain workman, sir.
12:33But would you mind if I shook yours with it, sir?
12:37No, no, no.
12:38Thank you, sir.
12:39Of course not.
12:39And congratulations on your appointment, Mr. Ansel Lomsoff.
12:42And I would like you to know, sir,
12:44that you are the sort of man that I could work with.
12:47Do you see what I mean?
12:49Goodbye, Cromwell.
12:49Goodbye.
12:50Shalom, my dear Isaac.
12:51I'll see you out.
12:52I'll see you out.
12:55I'm your man, sir.
12:57You'll remember that, sir, won't you?
12:59I am your man, sir.
13:00I am your man.
13:04So, loat me, Mr. Ansel Lomsoff.
13:07And if you fancy a sort of slant on me parquet floors,
13:09I hope you're sold.
13:11Norman?
13:12What?
13:12My window's broken.
13:13Will you mend it for me?
13:15Mend it yourself.
13:16Cromwell.
13:18Norman!
13:19Norman!
13:21Norman!
13:23Norman!
13:54Oh, look at that.
14:02Oh, that roof, you little penishes.
14:04I know it's you, Weaver Street, lol, up there.
14:06And give us my brush back, you hear?
14:08Yes, smut, that is.
14:10Sheer smut.
14:11Come on.
14:12Give us my brush back.
14:16Oh, look at that.
14:19Oh, Weaver Street.
14:20I'll swing for that, lad.
14:21I'll swing for that.
14:23Weaver Street.
14:24Oh, dear.
14:25Another brush can't do now.
14:27Oh, dear.
14:29Norman.
14:33Norman, may I come in?
14:36Please, sir.
14:37Oh, I say you're working like a beaver, aren't you?
14:40Oh, no, I'm lying in bed listening to the radio.
14:41What do you think I'm doing?
14:43Will you have time to clean my car this afternoon?
14:46You've got a nerve, Cromwell, you know.
14:48I'll give you that.
14:49What have I done?
14:50Have I reared a cuckoo in the nest, or did you...
14:53Who are you calling a cuckoo, you old crow?
14:55What is the meaning of this alienation?
14:57Then don't you call me a fodder.
14:58I've twigged you, you old Cromwell.
15:00Oh, yes, yes.
15:01You sit there and not study all day, don't you?
15:02Sipping tea and lashing back my rubies, Apple Cromwell.
15:05This is the school, you know.
15:06Not a transport cafe.
15:07No, no, no, no.
15:07It's not true, Norman.
15:08I'm a busy little bee.
15:10What?
15:10Look.
15:10Here, give me my rods.
15:11Give me my rods.
15:12I want to help.
15:13I want to help.
15:14Oh, I want to help.
15:15Oh, well, go on, then, now.
15:22Oh, Norman.
15:24Hmm?
15:24I haven't had any tea today.
15:27Oh, tough luck.
15:32Oh, Norman, there's something wrong with your flu.
15:35Oh, come here.
15:37Give a boy a man's job, isn't it?
15:39Marvellous.
15:40Pull it out, of course.
15:41Pull it out.
15:41Come on, get it out.
15:44That's another thing, isn't it, eh?
15:46That's another thing you haven't done.
15:47You haven't gotten rid of that dustbin full of rubbish at Weaver Street, have you?
15:49You've made me sick, Norman.
15:51Make me sick.
15:52Here, give us my brush back.
15:57Come on, then.
15:57Where'd you get them, eh?
15:58I ain't telling you.
15:59I ain't telling you.
16:01All right.
16:02What are you going to do with them now, you've got them?
16:04Clean me teeth with them.
16:06Good idea.
16:07I might get stuck in your mouth and keep you quiet for a while.
16:10Now, Daisy.
16:11What was it you wanted, Celia, to tell us?
16:13How she gets a ruby stuck on her navel.
16:16I don't.
16:17Oh, well, you must do, Celia.
16:19It's Indian.
16:20It's old-fashioned.
16:21I don't know anything about it.
16:23Well, never mind, Celia.
16:25It's probably done with a quick-drying curry.
16:28We, er, we boring you, Terry.
16:30Yeah.
16:32All right.
16:32What do you want to do?
16:33Go on.
16:35Oh, yes?
16:36Well, go on, then.
16:37That's what you really feel like.
16:38Aye?
16:39Aye.
16:40There, you see, Terry.
16:41Don't just say things for effect.
16:43I mean, if you're going to make an extravagant claim, like, we're going home, then you must
16:48do it, eh?
16:48Not just talk about it.
16:50Where are you going?
16:51Oh.
16:51Oh.
16:56Bluff.
16:57Bluff.
16:57I'll be back.
16:58You'll see.
17:00Oh.
17:01Back so soon, Terry.
17:03I just popped in to see if anyone else was coming.
17:06Oh, I see.
17:07It takes everyone else to go with you, does it?
17:10Very well.
17:11Anyone else?
17:12Ooh.
17:13Going home.
17:18Um.
17:21David.
17:22Yes, Daisy.
17:23Lend his tempers for me fare.
17:25Well, I wish that Stringer and his band of hobbledyhoys had never come.
17:29Oh, never mind, Osborne.
17:30They'll soon dilute into the mass, you see, if they don't...
17:32I'll dilute them in hydrochloric acid.
17:35Well, when do we go on to the New World, anyway?
17:36Next week?
17:37Next month?
17:38Yes.
17:39I've been wondering.
17:40I'm not over-concerned about my own position at the New School, of course.
17:44Not after, you're not, Doris.
17:45I shall ring head office and find out.
17:48If only to ascertain the date of my resignation.
17:50Hang on, with the other.
17:51No, no, let me...
17:52No such thing.
17:54I shall.
17:57Can't that wait, Michelle.
17:59I want to hygienicalise my instruments.
18:03Mr. Tucker.
18:04Miss Yule, Fenstreet.
18:06Mr. Tucker, about going comprehensive, I was just wondering...
18:11Oh, I'm the ninth one today.
18:14Well, could you give us any idea about the date for the move?
18:20Oh, it is, isn't it?
18:24Well, thank you, Mr. Tucker.
18:26Goodbye.
18:29Well, come on, Doris.
18:30Did you get the date out of him?
18:32Yes.
18:331978.
18:36Typical, Morris.
18:37In possession of a real bombshell.
18:39And he omits to give me the most salient point.
18:42Well, I'd sooner be stuck with Cromwell for another seven years than be pointed at by women with shopping bags.
18:49We are not stuck with my headmaster.
18:51We are blessed with him.
18:54But you all wouldn't know what loyalty is, would you?
18:56I mean, you just sort of bend with the wind, don't you?
18:58I mean, you don't realise what that man is.
19:01Of course we do.
19:02That's the bloody trouble.
19:04I won't report that, Mr. Price.
19:06I'll just say that in the old days, your head would have been stuck on Traitor's Gate at the Elephant
19:09and Castle.
19:11Norman, why are you suddenly so keen on the headmaster again, eh?
19:13Again, I'd have you know, sir, that he is one of the three most enormous people that I've ever met,
19:18sir.
19:19My Ruby is one, of course, and Monty.
19:21But my headmaster is by far the grossest of them all.
19:29Do you know what I'm going to call you, Maisie?
19:31Daisy.
19:32No, no, no, nothing like that.
19:33No, no.
19:34I'm going to call you Little Teapot.
19:35I don't see why not.
19:37Probably look like one anyway.
19:38Oh, no, no, no.
19:39Not in ridicule.
19:40In gratitude.
19:40Because you bring me my tea, Maisie.
19:42Daisy.
19:43You know what you want, don't you?
19:45No, what?
19:46You want my friend Cia here.
19:48Do I?
19:49What for?
19:49To make your tea.
19:51She's Indian, see?
19:52Ever so lovely.
19:54She'd make it all vindaloo and that.
19:56Oh, the selfless generosity of the youth.
20:00Why do they have to turn to traitorous schoolkeepers?
20:02Ah, Cia won't.
20:04She'll probably be Miss World.
20:06In the Summerland, we shall all be Miss World.
20:09Who's going to win it then?
20:10Oh, nobody.
20:11That's the fun.
20:11I'll bet you Cia would.
20:13And I'll tell you why.
20:14Why?
20:15Her front don't need any support.
20:18Doesn't it?
20:20What front?
20:21The front of her chest.
20:23It's like a bird shift.
20:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:26Oh, jeez, I run along, we're entering into the realms of dirty, dirty.
20:31That's not nothing.
20:37Good afternoon, sir.
20:38I've just come to tell you that your Monday apple crumble is now cooling on my Ruby's bird
20:42table.
20:43It's Wednesday, quizzling.
20:45Wednesday?
20:46Oh, no, no.
20:49It's happened again.
20:50People who don't know the day are silly.
20:52What's happened, Norman?
20:54I've had one of my blackouts, sir.
20:56Blackouts? But you never mentioned them to me before?
20:58Ah, well, sir, you know I'm not one to solicit sympathy, sir.
21:01You see, it happened in North Africa, sir,
21:03when Monty ran over me in his jeep, sir.
21:05Yes, it was my birthday, too, sir.
21:07Yes.
21:08And you know, sir, as that tire drove my head into the sand,
21:13I blacked out.
21:14Oh, good gracious me.
21:15And I came to you three days later, sir,
21:17just after I'd overrun a jerry machine gun post single-handed, sir,
21:21apparently.
21:22But, I mean, that's not important, sir.
21:23I mean, a wound received serving my country is just a wound, sir.
21:28But, I mean, one of my blackouts in front of you, my headmaster,
21:31that is humiliating, sir.
21:33My poor, poor Norman. Now, come and sit down.
21:36Thank you, sir.
21:36If I'd known about this, I'd have forgiven you at once.
21:40Forgiven, sir? But have I done something wrong, sir?
21:43Oh, no, no, well, you've been a little atypical.
21:45Atypical what, sir?
21:45No, no, no, no. I mean, a little less than your usual sunny self.
21:49Do you know, you even called me a bald-headed old blabbermouth.
21:53Hit that face, sir. Go on, hit it, sir.
21:55No, no, I'd break your glasses.
21:57No, sir, I deserve to be punished, sir,
21:58even though being rude to you was the result of a brave action during the war, sir.
22:02Oh, very well.
22:08No, no, I can't.
22:11That is the answer of a saint, sir.
22:13You ought to be cannonaded, sir.
22:18Of course, sir.
22:19I shall resign.
22:20Oh, no, no, Norman, don't cut off my right arm.
22:23But I have no other way to purge myself, sir.
22:25Oh, very well, if it's a question of honour.
22:27Right, you've talked me round, sir.
22:30I'll wash your car, sir, and we call it quits.
22:32Norman.
22:34My headmaster.
22:47Oh, no, Ruby, my love.
22:49Turn on me, Lydia.
22:50Full power.
22:57Oh, damn thing.
23:00You know, I'll have blocks up somewhere as well.
23:01Some other shot and see what happens.
23:03Oh, there we are.
23:04Oh, look at that.
23:05Trickle, trickle.
23:06You'd do better if you spat on it.
23:09You little dirty monkey.
23:10Yeah, I'd give you a hosing down, you know, if my nozzle was functioning properly.
23:14What?
23:15What?
23:16Oh, wait a minute.
23:17Don't do it.
23:18Hey.
23:19What's this?
23:20What's this, then?
23:21I thought you lot had gone home.
23:22No, we haven't.
23:23Waiting for you, weren't we?
23:25Have a chat, you know.
23:28No, don't be silly.
23:28You don't want to get into trouble like your dad.
23:30That's what we want to chat about.
23:33Okay.
23:36Lend a hand here, Potter.
23:37Well, I would, if my nozzle were working properly.
23:47That's it, Potter.
23:48Blast them over the wall.
23:51Thank you very much, Potter.
23:52Look, if you're over the road at all tonight, I will buy you a pint.
23:56You'll buy me a pint?
23:58That's what I said.
23:59A half pint.
24:02Well, they weren't bad lads, you know.
24:04Smoshed out.
24:12Well done, Norman.
24:14All finished.
24:15Sir, well, the MTA's base is still rather wet, sir.
24:18Oh, never mind.
24:18It'll dry out as I wing my way home.
24:20Yeah.
24:21Door keys, Norman.
24:23Door keys.
24:23Oh, yeah.
24:28Good heavens, sir.
24:29Your radiator must have sprung a leaf.
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