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01:51Hey, piece of cake.
01:53I told you this would be an easy one.
01:58I think they like it.
02:00I don't know.
02:01It could be a trap.
02:06Boy, will I be glad to get home.
02:08I'm exhausted.
02:09Yeah, home to some peace and quiet.
02:19Peace and quiet, eh?
02:21I tried to stop him.
02:24You guys don't need a receptionist.
02:26You need a babysitter.
02:28A whole platoon of them.
02:39Slime-er.
02:40Peter, wait.
02:43Just let me blast him.
02:44Once.
02:45Is that really too much to ask?
02:47Not yet.
02:48We haven't finished testing him and he's the only Ghost who'll sit still for us.
02:52We can't let this opportunity for science pass us by.
02:55And besides, I'm teaching him how to fetch.
02:58Science.
02:59I love it.
03:00Well, come on.
03:01Let's get these little nasties put away.
03:04Okay, Winston.
03:05It's your turn.
03:06My turn?
03:07It's your turn.
03:08I did dishes on Tuesday.
03:10Remember?
03:11We traded.
03:12Never mind.
03:13I'll do it.
03:15Works every time.
03:17I don't understand what you're afraid of.
03:28There.
03:29Now that they're safely inside the containment unit,
03:31they won't be bothering anybody for a long, long time.
03:36Now to get some rest.
03:54Hey, Bob.
03:55Come take a look at this.
03:58What is it?
04:00Beats me.
04:01Hey, look at all that weird writing.
04:03What do you think it means?
04:05Do not open until doomsday.
04:11Hey, good guess.
04:13How do you know?
04:14Who?
04:15Me?
04:16I didn't say anything.
04:19Do not open until doomsday.
04:26Maybe.
04:26Maybe we ought to do like it says.
04:28Are you nuts?
04:30We've got a subway tunnel to dig.
04:32We're not gonna stop just cause some nut door says so.
04:36Okay.
04:37Move those drillers in.
04:39Let's go.
04:40Whoops.
04:42Run for it!
04:44We'll try.
04:44C'mon, Mercy.
04:44No!
04:45No!
04:48No!
04:48No!
05:15Wait! Wait for us!
05:18Made it. Boy, are we lucky.
05:53The subway system? Messed up? How can you tell the difference?
05:58Okay, okay, we'll get right on it. Okay! Let's roll.
06:05So much for our beauty rest. It's a conspiracy. I know it.
06:25I spoke with the situation officer. He says that whatever's happening, it's spreading throughout the subway system. If it isn't
06:32stopped soon, the whole city will be in chaos.
06:34Very nice. Looks a little like your room, right? It's like the whole place itself is becoming evil, coming alive.
06:42Boy, this is great!
06:44I love a man who enjoys his work.
06:52It's a train. Looks like it. But I thought the trains had stopped running.
07:01Hey, this is New York. Nothing stops this town. I love this place.
07:10This could be very helpful. From what I've been able to figure out, the center of the disturbance is ten
07:15miles down the line. This should take us there in minutes.
07:20Terrific.
07:28On second thought, maybe we should walk.
07:50Let's go!
07:51Let's go!
07:52Let's go!
08:23Let's go!
08:27Let's go!
08:46This is it. End of the line.
08:52The source of the disturbance is about one mile further on.
08:55It's sending out enormous amounts of poltergeist energy,
08:57changing the nature of everything it touches.
09:05Excuse me, miss.
09:08I hate to bother you,
09:09but maybe you'd better let me escort you outside.
09:12It's not safe in here. Nasty, nasty stuff.
09:16So what do you say we...
09:20Say now, when was the last time you saw your dentist?
09:28Whoa!
09:30Oops.
09:32Hey, what's that?
09:33That doesn't belong here.
09:35What is it, Winston?
09:36What did you find?
09:37I don't know, but it looks important.
09:40Take a look for yourself.
09:42Hmm.
09:42Whatever it is, it's been buried for ages.
09:45Can you read what it says?
09:48It's Sumerian.
09:49Can you read Sumerian?
09:51In my sleep, underwater and with the lights off.
09:55Of course I can read Sumerian.
09:57According to the stone,
09:58at the far end of this tunnel,
09:59there's a doorway into the nether regions.
10:02The door was hidden deep in the earth,
10:05not to be opened until doomsday,
10:07the end of the world.
10:09Only somebody opened it early.
10:11It's like breaking open a dam,
10:13and it'll keep on spreading.
10:15Yeah? So?
10:17Peter, did you ever leave some old socks
10:19in your closet too long,
10:20and the whole closet began to smell like your socks?
10:24Maybe.
10:25Well, the same thing here.
10:27Unless we do something to stop it,
10:29the whole world will soon smell just like your socks.
10:32Eternal darkness,
10:34and the earth will be governed by ghosts.
10:36No more days at the beach?
10:37No more beach.
10:39We've got to find the door and close it again,
10:42even if it means we'll never come back ourselves.
10:47All right, all right.
10:49But if I don't come out of this alive,
10:51I'm going to be real upset.
11:04The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
11:11We're now returning to the real Ghostbusters.
11:22So let me get this straight.
11:24If we don't stop it,
11:25this is what the whole world is going to look like?
11:31After Doomsday, the end of the world,
11:33this was supposed to replace everything.
11:36But somehow, it was released early.
11:38It's taking over the world now.
11:44Listen, something's coming.
11:47Over here, quick.
11:48Look, over there.
11:51More dirt.
11:52And what's that?
11:54Oh, sorry.
11:56More dirt.
12:02But that's all we've seen for the last 500 years.
12:07Dirt.
12:10Don't grow so fast.
12:12We've got all of eternity.
12:15But you just see what I just saw?
12:17No.
12:17Me neither.
12:18Let's go.
12:22The 415's running late today.
12:24Hope there isn't a problem.
12:25Ah!
12:38Yes, I'd say there's definitely a problem up the line.
12:51Oh, hey, I just realized.
12:53We're missing the news.
12:54You think they'll mention us?
12:55Nope.
12:56I think the world's got more important things to think about than us.
12:59The question on everyone's lips.
13:01Where are the Ghostbusters?
13:04I'm being told that the Ghostbusters entered the subway system two hours ago
13:08and have not been seen since.
13:36The Ghostbusters
13:40We're almost to the doorway.
13:42See that?
13:44It's right through there.
13:46Once we get past that, we should be able to see the doorway and close it.
13:51I don't know.
13:52I don't like the looks of that place.
13:54Me either.
13:55So I have a better plan.
13:57Turn around, run very, very fast, back the way we came, and never, ever look back.
14:02Sorry.
14:02We have to go ahead with it.
14:04I just wish I knew what was inside that temple.
14:10It is the place of lost souls.
14:14All new spirits must pass through there.
14:17But we're not dead.
14:20Nobody's perfect.
14:22Oh, and by the way, no one still alive has ever come out of there in one piece.
14:30See?
14:31I knew I wasn't going to like this.
14:32Well, come on.
14:34Have a nice day!
14:49I wonder why they call it the place of lost souls.
14:53Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.
14:55Aren't they all ghosts?
14:57Well, maybe this is where the worst ghosts of the lot get stuck because they're too awful
15:02for anyone to see.
15:04Egon, why don't you always wait till now to think up stuff like that?
15:23Oh, wow.
15:27That was some run.
15:28How long do you think that tunnel is, anyway?
15:32I don't know.
15:34I'll find out.
15:44Well?
15:45How long is the tunnel?
15:46You don't want to know.
15:48All right.
15:49I've had just about enough of this.
15:51We've got a world to save, and it's about time we taught these jokers who they're messing
15:55with.
16:00Is this it?
16:03Then let's do it!
16:08Whoa!
16:09Hang on!
16:10This place is like the eye of the hurricane!
16:12I'm just glad we don't actually have to go in there!
16:16Ray, I'm afraid that's exactly what we have to do.
16:20What?
16:23Our only hope is to yank back everything that escaped.
16:27That might be enough to close the doors again.
16:30But our portable packs just don't have enough power for that.
16:34But there's plenty of power in there!
16:37Exactly.
16:38So we have to tap directly into the center of the power flow and hope it's enough to supercharge
16:44the equipment.
16:45The flow's reaching critical stage.
16:48If we don't do it now, the breach will soon be too powerful for us to close it.
16:53It'll be the end of everything!
17:21It'll be the end of everything!
17:22It's a terrible thing to say, Edon!
17:24You're right, of course.
17:26But it's still a terrible thing to say.
17:29Well, if we're going to go out, let's do it in style.
17:33I've got an image to protect you.
17:51Just a little further, Winston.
17:53You can do it!
17:55Hey, Ray, I'm going next door to complain.
17:59They're playing their stereo too loud again.
18:01Want to come?
18:08Huh?
18:09What the?
18:14Okay, I admit it.
18:17I'm impressed.
18:19Okay, everyone.
18:21Hang on.
18:22This is it.
18:24Arm nuclear accelerators.
18:26Now!
18:30Full dispersion mode.
18:33Wide angle.
18:34Fire.
18:35Now!
18:48Hold on!
18:53Hold on!
18:56Hold on!
19:05Hold on!
19:16Okay, another second.
19:18Now, activate capture mode.
19:21Pull them in.
19:22Pull!
19:45Uh-oh!
19:47Here come the neighbors!
19:53That's it.
19:54Let's go!
19:55Whoa!
19:57Begun!
19:58Grab him!
19:59Help!
20:02Just one chance!
20:04Fire!
20:06Everything you've got, maybe it'll push us back!
20:08Go! Go! Go!
20:11Hurry!
20:12The door closes!
20:15Whoa!
20:17We need it!
20:18All right!
20:21Hey, that was great.
20:27Really great.
20:28Can we do it again?
20:30Do not open until doomsday.
20:36It was just an idea.
20:38Oh, man, am I glad to be home.
20:41I feel like I could sleep for a week.
20:43You sleep.
20:44Me, I'm gonna raid the fridge and eat until dawn.
20:48What?
20:50Ow!
20:51Slimer!
20:52Let me at him.
20:53Let me blast him.
20:55Come on.
20:56Take it easy on the poor guy, Peter.
20:58Yeah, just because you had a bad day, that's no reason to take it out on Slimer.
21:01I don't care.
21:03I don't like him.
21:04I never liked him.
21:05Maybe that's part of the problem.
21:07Maybe he eats because he wants to feel accepted.
21:10Remember, he's a ghost living with a bunch of guys whose job it is to bust ghosts.
21:14How would you feel?
21:27You breathe a word of this to anybody, and I'll deny it.
21:35Thanks, Slimer.
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21:48Whoa.
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