00:11Ghostbusters
00:36I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:44I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:51Who you gonna call?
00:53God, let that
00:55Who you gonna call?
00:57God, let that
01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters
01:24Which way do they go?
01:26And where's the gun?
01:34Hmm, fascinating
01:42Hang on, Egon, we're coming
01:52Egon, Egon, are you okay?
01:54Hmm?
01:54Oh, yes, I'm fine, Winston
01:56How are you?
01:57Emergency, huh?
01:58Next time I say we leave them here
02:00And let them ignore the ghosts to death
02:07Gentlemen, I've made a fascinating discovery
02:10So have I
02:12They really ought to make those things out of plastic
02:14They'll last a lot longer
02:16I'm picking up secondary and tertiary spectral readings
02:19Just like the last few times, some outside force is controlling this, directing it
02:24Excellent deduction, Egon Spangler
02:48I am Gorr the master of shadows
02:50And I applaud your ability to discover my presence
02:53Your intellect comes near to rivaling my own
02:58Yeah?
02:59We'll applaud this, Pepperhead
03:06How pitiful effort
03:07Do you really think to capture one such as me with such primitive and ineffectual measures?
03:14Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time
03:16Yeah, if you'll just hold still for one second
03:19I fear not
03:21Perhaps you are not as skilled as I had thought
03:26Your city shall go up in flames
03:29And it will be all your fault
03:37I wouldn't be too sure about that if I were you
03:39Not at all
03:41You really think that device will let you communicate with that creature, Egon?
03:45In theory, when the creature appeared
03:48I was able to get a reading of its spectral frequency
03:50If I transmit on that frequency, it should receive me
03:54Why bother?
03:55That'd be like trying to communicate with Spudface here
04:01In order to defeat the enemy, Peter
04:04We must first know the enemy
04:06There, the last connection's in place
04:08Wish I had time to insulate the wires
04:21If I make contact, the holographic projector will show us the creature
04:26Well, here goes
04:28Egon Spengler to the Master of Shadows
04:30Spengler to Master of Shadows, come in
04:35We're sorry
04:36The Master of Shadows is in home right now
04:39If you'll leave your name and dimensional coordinates
04:42He'll return the call as soon as he can
04:45Excellent
04:51Truly excellent
04:52You have reaffirmed my belief in you
04:55It will make you so much more fun to destroy
04:58He's a snappy dresser, too
05:01Does that count for anything?
05:03Shh
05:04Yes
05:05Just trying to help
05:06And will you bug off?
05:09Is it possible for you to tell us why you are attacking the city?
05:13Why?
05:14To demonstrate my superiority to all mortars
05:17That would include you
05:19Nothing personal, though, of course
05:21Of course
05:22Of course
05:22Especially considering that you're not superior to me
05:25On the whole, I'd say I'm considerably more intelligent than you
05:29Is that so?
05:31Yeah
05:32Yeah
05:32Yeah
05:33Yeah
05:34Yeah
05:36Don't you just love it when two superior minds meet in a deeply philosophical debate?
05:41Shh
05:42I think Egon's trying to egg him into something
05:46Last warning
05:47Anger me and I will challenge you for something
05:51I accept
05:52Midnight, the corner of 15th and Madison
05:55You and me, one-on-one
05:57Be there or be square
06:01Done
06:02But beware
06:03If you do not come, I will destroy the city in one night
06:08Meanwhile, the attacks will continue
06:11See you at midnight, Egon Spangler
06:16Man knows how to make an exit
06:18Well, it worked
06:20That's a great machine you've got there, Egon
06:22Thanks
06:23It's crude but effective
06:24Now all we have to do is
06:26Slimer, get away from there
06:28Me!
06:33Egon!
06:35Hey!
06:36Hey!
06:37Hey!
06:39Hey!
06:42Hey!
06:44Hey!
06:57Egon!
06:58Talk to me, Egon!
06:59Are you okay?
07:00Egon!
07:00For every reaction there is an equal and opposite reaction
07:04Hey!
07:05That's pretty good
07:06Said that without even moving his lips
07:07Why are you all standing over there?
07:14Oh, my head
07:16I...
07:17What's wrong with you guys?
07:18You look as if you've seen a ghost
07:25Oh, no!
07:28So as nearly as I can tell
07:30When Slimer touched the machine
07:32His ectoplasm shorted out a circuit
07:33Fused it
07:34And our minds were exchanged
07:36So all we have to do is figure out which circuit
07:39So we can reverse the process
07:44Yes, and soon
07:45Before Slimer eats my body into a butterball coma
07:48That's really disgusting
07:51Mmm!
07:52Yummy!
07:59Great
08:00More trouble
08:01Let's go
08:08The banister Slimer, the banister
08:10Remember, that's my body you're slamming around
08:13Ow!
08:15Ow!
08:18Okay, guys
08:19It's show time
08:21Haunting at 23rd and Lex
08:23Sounds like more of the same
08:26So...
08:27The Master of Shadows wants to play rough, eh?
08:30Okay, Egon
08:31You stay here and figure out how to pull yourself together
08:33We'll handle this ourselves
08:36I'm...
08:37I'm...
08:38I'm...
08:38Oh, and Janine
08:40Keep an eye on old Slimer here
08:42Don't let him do anything Egon will regret later
08:47Better get to work
08:49Let's see
08:50If the cybernetic units were accidentally crossed with the cerebral pathways
08:55Keep you happy and quiet, huh?
08:58Well, here's a start
08:59Have a cookie, Slimer
09:01Cookie!
09:08Come on!
09:10Will you stand still?
09:18Come on!
09:20No good, Peter
09:22They're going too fast for us to get a beat on them
09:24Hardly seems fair, does it?
09:26Got it
09:27Look, I'll head over to the other side of the ring
09:30We'll get them in the crossfire
09:31We can't miss that one
09:37Winston!
09:38Look out!
09:39What?
09:40No!
09:44Whoa!
09:46Kelly!
09:48Whoa!
09:49Whoa!
09:50Whoa!
09:57Uh-oh!
10:03This is...
10:04This is awful
10:05Look at him, Peter
10:06It's...
10:07It's horrible
10:08It's torture
10:09It's...
10:10It's roller derby
10:11Right
10:13But we can't fire
10:14We might hit Winston
10:15We won't have to
10:18Looks like all that roller derby I watched as a kid is gonna pay off
10:21Winston!
10:23Go faster!
10:24Faster!
10:25Get ahead of the pack!
10:27Easy for you to say
10:35Okay, now what?
10:37Shoot the skates!
10:38Shoot the skates!
10:40Easy for you to...
10:42Whoa!
10:44Whoa!
10:46Ugh!
10:47Now!
10:47Fire!
10:49Got him!
10:51The trap!
10:52Bang!
10:58Where is the bright one?
11:01Where is Egon Stangler?
11:04Is he too frightened to come?
11:06Nah!
11:08You're strictly small time
11:09He, uh...
11:11Had to mail a letter
11:12Do not jest with me!
11:14If he is not ready and present at the appointed time
11:18I will be disappointed
11:20And I will destroy...
11:24Your pitiful city!
11:37The real ghostbusters will return after these messages!
11:45The real ghostbusters will return after these messages!
11:53Oh no, that's not it!
11:56Huh?
11:58Uh!
11:59Uh!
12:01Uh!
12:03Uh!
12:05Uh!
12:05Uh!
12:05Uh!
12:06Achoo!
12:06My life is over!
12:09Egon!
12:10You know, it never ceases to amaze me what a mess this place is!
12:14I mean, just look at that ugly green smear on the wall!
12:17Thanks, Peter!
12:18You're a real comfort!
12:20There's got to be an easier way to do this!
12:25EW!
12:25EW!
12:26Well, at least now you know what it's like!
12:29EW!
12:29EW!
12:30EW!
12:31EW!
12:31EW!
12:32So, did you figure it out yet, Egon?
12:34Yeah.
12:34How much longer till you're back to normal?
12:37Normal being a fairly relative term in your case, of course.
12:40Ignoring that last remark, the equations are all done.
12:44And I think I know which circuit needs to be rewired.
12:47Ray, I'll need you for that.
12:49Why?
12:50Look, Egon!
12:51You wired the circuit, can't you rewire it?
12:53I mean, you take Ray and that'll leave just Winston and me.
12:56Peter, it's impossible to do delicate work with ectoplasm-covered hands.
13:01Okay, okay.
13:02I take it back.
13:04Don't worry about being short-handed.
13:06I'll come with you while Ray works.
13:08You've been awfully quiet, Janine.
13:11It's nothing, Egon.
13:14Just realizing that it really is your mind, I like.
13:20Do you have any idea what she's talking about?
13:23Hello?
13:25Okay, guys.
13:26Carry on the war.
13:27I've got me a date with a machine.
13:53Who?
13:54What are you?
13:56I'm a scientist.
13:58Hey, you're a slime ball.
14:00I'm starting to take this very personally.
14:04Ooh, candy.
14:06Mm, want candy.
14:07Yum, yum.
14:08I...
14:08What am I saying?
14:10Oh, I gotta get out of Slimer.
14:12Yeah.
14:13Yeah.
14:14Yeah.
14:16Gotcha.
14:17All right, you bunch of...
14:18Uh, hooligans.
14:20Take this.
14:22Whoa!
14:23I did it!
14:24Whoa!
14:27Whoa!
14:27Whoa!
14:29Whoa!
14:29Whoa!
14:30Whoa!
14:30Whoa!
14:32Egon?
14:33No!
14:34Hey, watch where you point that thing!
14:37I'm trying!
14:38I'm trying!
14:42Egon?
14:43Hey, Egon?
14:44You okay?
14:47Oh, my.
14:49I sure hope Ray's fixing that machine.
14:51I think old Egon here's getting more like Slimer every minute.
14:54Don't worry.
14:55If anybody can do this with his hands tied behind his back, it's Ray.
15:04So, here we are.
15:07Oh, boy.
15:09Better let me do the talking, uh, Egon.
15:12You are up to something, Egon Spangler.
15:17So, I have decided to move our appointment up to right now.
15:22Oh, wait a minute.
15:23That's not fair.
15:25I care nothing for fair.
15:27I'm here to win.
15:29And I shall.
15:30Meet me at the appointed place now, or I will destroy the city.
15:35Don't listen to him, Slimer.
15:37Just wait right here, okay?
15:39Meet me at the appointed place now, or I will destroy the city!
15:47Oh, no!
15:49Hello!
15:50Hello, guys.
15:51This is Ray.
15:51Come in.
15:53Peter, Winston, Egon, anybody.
15:56This is Ray.
15:56I repeat.
15:57This is Ray.
15:58Very good, Ray.
15:59You know your name.
16:01Now, if you could write it, you win a gold star.
16:03Oh, boy, am I glad to hear you.
16:05We've got trouble, guys.
16:07Ray, it's Slimer.
16:08I mean, Egon.
16:09I mean, I mean...
16:09Look!
16:12Make that big trouble, guys.
16:14Big, big trouble.
16:30Did you finish rewiring the device, Ray?
16:32I think so.
16:33As long as Slimer's within a 20-yard radius, it'll work.
16:36I think.
16:37Good.
16:38I...
16:38Hmm.
16:39Does this belong to anybody?
16:41Egon, that thing hasn't belonged to anybody since dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
16:44Ah.
16:46You know, it's curious.
16:48But in Slimer's body, everything tastes like chicken.
16:52Not bad, really.
16:53Have some?
16:54Let's find Slimer, guys, or little Petey here gonna flow up.
17:22How was that?
17:26Now...
17:26So, you have come. Alone, as I requested. Good. Now we can see which of us is truly the superior
17:35intellect.
17:38Well, you were so brave before. What do you have to say for yourself?
17:44Me? Um, I assume I know it goes on.
17:49I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. Say something!
18:00What? You dare mock me?
18:17We've got to do something before he kills Slimer. Egon. Whoever.
18:22I'll distract him. You get my body back here and hook it up now.
18:30And now, to finish the job.
18:35Hey, mushroom brains. Over here.
18:39What?
18:40Not real bright, are you? I'm the one you want, remember?
18:44Your, your voice is the same.
18:47But no, it cannot be.
18:50Brain too small to grasp the possibilities, eh?
18:53Whoever you are, you cannot speak to me in that baton.
18:59No? Boy, you are dense. I just did.
19:03Enough!
19:04Slimer, whatever you are, no one knocks the master of battles. Take him!
19:11You can't hit a moving target, can you?
19:14Not so much fun, is it? Come on, keep at it. Maybe you'll get lucky.
19:21Ready?
19:22As ready as it gets.
19:24Here goes nothing.
19:27Nothing.
19:45It's doing it. It's working.
19:54It's doing it. It's working.
20:01Hey, pinhead. Over here.
20:07Surprise!
20:09What? What's that?
20:13Hummering.
20:14But I don't, I don't understand that.
20:19Exactly. You're too slow to keep up with us and dodge the beams. And that's why you lose.
20:31No! It's not fair! It's not fair!
20:41All right! Nobody outsmarts our Egon.
20:44All right! Where'd it go?
20:46Great.
20:46Yeah! Where'd it go?
20:47Wonderful.
20:49Have to hand it to you, Ray. Never thought you'd get that machine put back together in time.
20:55Yeah. All those wires, so little time.
20:58How can you be sure you got all the connections right?
21:00Oh, instinct, I guess. You just know it in your, uh, uh-oh.
21:13I won't mention it if you don't.
21:15Deal.
21:16Deal.
21:21Okay, Slimer. They're gone. Good work.
21:24Yeah! Good work!
21:32Yay!
21:40Yum. Yum, yum.
21:43The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:49Ooh!
21:51We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:00Ooh!
22:06Ooh!
22:09Hey!
22:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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