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Single, Out Season 4 Episode 1
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00:25You're begging boys on the street at night
00:29Can't stop it, it's kryptonite
00:32Dirty girls, don't listen to that ticking clock, oh no
00:39Ooh, I think they know you
00:42But I don't know better
00:45You're superhuman, you're so super queer
00:51You make me feel so superhuman with your name
00:56Ooh, you're superhuman, you're so super queer
01:02You make me feel so good and make my body fly
01:20Yeah, baby, where you coming from?
01:25Rainbow flags and clear bombs
01:27Slow the guns that ready point that big, big glock hole known
01:37Who are they thinking of you?
01:41That I'm no better
01:43You're superhuman
01:46Who's so super clear?
01:49You make me feel so superhuman
01:54Who are you superhuman?
01:58Who are so super clear?
02:01You make me feel so good and make my body glow
02:47Hello, Crystal speaking
02:49Ma, you know it's me
02:51I do, but you need to know it's me
02:54But I called you?
02:55Yes, but anyone could answer my phone
02:59You're right, you and Paul do sound alike at times
03:03Yeah, well that won't be happening anymore, so no need to worry about that
03:08Ma, did you and Paul end things?
03:10It was Anna McDonagh call
03:12Amicable?
03:14Yeah, what you said
03:16So Adam, how's the early moon going?
03:19I was just about to ask that
03:22But I'm still confused about the concept of an early moon
03:25It's just like a pre-wedding honeymoon
03:28So everyone can feel relaxed and ready to go for the big day
03:33So are you relaxed and ready?
03:37Uh, not really
03:39I mean Gabe is still like really stressed about all the wedding plans
03:44And his new play that's coming up
03:46So much so that he can't even stay up long enough for us to
03:52Well, you know
03:54Sexy time
03:57Yes, well that
04:00Maybe it's time to come home
04:02I hate to say this, but I think you might be right
04:06Can you say that again? I might be right?
04:10Ah, yes, yes, oh you're so right
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, get over yourself
04:13See you later
04:24This spa is so good
04:27Mmm, the spa is nice
04:30But
04:32What's wrong?
04:33Too hot?
04:34I can turn it down
04:35I love the spa
04:37And the temperature of the spa
04:40I've just been thinking
04:42No
04:44You're having second thoughts about the wedding
04:46No, no, no, no, no, no
04:47I love you
04:48And I love that we're getting married soon
04:51I was just wondering
04:52If it's okay with you
04:54Maybe we could cut this early moon a little short
04:58Really?
05:00I thought you were having a good time
05:02I was
05:03Why, I mean, I am
05:05I just think there's just so much still to do with the wedding
05:09Maybe it might be a little bit
05:12Less stressful if we were at home
05:15You've noticed my stress about the play
05:17A little bit
05:20And it's not because I fell asleep on you
05:22Because like, right before I did you were looking so hot
05:26So hot
05:26Thank you
05:28I know I did
05:29But no
05:31I mean, we've had some time away
05:32And I know how much you enjoy to be surrounded by your things
05:36AKA you're a really expensive stationery and highlighters
05:40This is why I love you
05:42Mmm, I love you too
05:47Well, can we go today?
05:50Today?
05:51Uh, of course
05:53What, you mean like right now?
05:55Well, I mean like after the spa
05:57Yes, Dave, you can enjoy the spa for a little bit longer before we go home
06:01Great!
06:04I'm coming back
06:05Yeah
06:23Hello, you
06:25Where the fuck have you been?
06:28Uh, well, I could say the same thing about you
06:32You didn't call last week
06:33You didn't call last week
06:34You call me at the same time every week
06:36Yeah, I told you it's because I was on my early moon
06:41Oh
06:42I thought you were joking
06:44I wasn't and I did but you know, thank you for asking how it all went
06:49Okay, so how was it?
06:51Yeah, we had a really good time
06:53It was nice enough
06:54But I'm like
06:56I'm really worried about how much this wedding is all costing
07:00Like we might even have to move into my mum's place just to save some
07:04Are you sure that's a good idea?
07:05Oh
07:07We don't have much choice
07:10But you know, it'll work out for Theo because he's been keen to travel for a long time
07:14Ah, yes, how is Theodore?
07:17He's actually been getting a lot of sexy time of late
07:21Oh, you slut bag
07:23Well, not with me
07:27You know, I didn't ever tell you this but I think I was in love with him for a little
07:32bit
07:33Ew, what? Really?
07:35No! I'm just fucking with you, that's gross
07:39Ha ha ha
07:41Have you booked any dates yet for the Bucks party?
07:44I would love to book my flights early, save some money if I can
07:48Hold your horses
07:50I'm almost there, I'll have something booked by tomorrow
07:52Just, you know, there's only so many minutes in a day
07:55Okay, Grandpa catchphrase as much?
07:58And hey, look, I'm really sorry that we couldn't cover for the flights
08:03Um, I mean at this point I'm not even sure we're going to have enough for a wedding cake
08:08My hands are tied
08:10Why don't you start an OnlyFans page and call it Hairy Leg Twink?
08:15Why is it that every time that I get on a call with you, I end up regretting it immediately?
08:21Hey, no, I thought your biggest regret was when you didn't say hello to Troye Sivan when you saw him
08:27at Melbourne Central
08:27Oh, oh, oh no
08:31No, I can't believe you remember that, that, oh, that still haunts me to this day
08:37Oh!
08:41Yeah
08:41What do you think we should do next? Like a bit more of a, like
08:45I'm thinking, let's revolve
08:47Let's revolve
08:48Yeah, if you jump, jump in there
08:49Get that backlight going
08:52Okay
08:52Um, so you're saying you wanted to get some clowny ones?
08:57I can do that
08:58Terrific, let's see it
09:02Nice, nice
09:06Alright, okay
09:08We have over 200 shots now, so surely there's one you can use?
09:13Oh, my agent told me that I need four options
09:16I'm sure we have 40 options now
09:21Oh, have you seen the film yet?
09:23Oh, I haven't had a chance, I'm not great with scary films
09:26Spike is already auditioning actors for his new film, come on!
09:30Gabe is super happy that we have a filmmaker to shoot the wedding
09:33Spike has some really interesting ideas
09:36I'm still trying to think of a good wedding gift for you guys
09:40Honestly, don't stress too much about it
09:42No!
09:44This might sound weird, but I really want to give you guys the best gift out of everyone
09:51And why would you need to do that?
09:54I
09:58I
09:58I've always struggled to find my place in life
10:02Now I have this gift as an actor, thanks to you introducing me to Spike
10:07It's been a great gift to my life and
10:10Now I'd like to top that for you
10:13Aww, that's very sweet
10:16Oh, maybe you could set up an interview with Vogue magazine?
10:19That would make us even
10:21Vogue US or UK?
10:25I
10:25It was a joke, I was joking
10:27Oh!
10:27Okay, let's finish up here
10:29Oh, okay
10:30Are you sure you don't want that?
10:32I could get that
10:50Adam?
10:51Yes!
10:52Last time I checked
10:53Munro, nice to meet you
10:55Likewise
10:56Take a seat
10:59Can I get you a water?
11:01Or a kombucha?
11:02Or a non-alcoholic cocktail?
11:03I'm fine, but thank you
11:05Okie dokie, let's get into it
11:07So, I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of your work
11:11And condolences on Single Out
11:13You know, the team here at Pump absolutely love that magazine
11:16And I personally used to grab every issue
11:18I really appreciate that Mr Munro
11:21Sorry, just Munro, not Mr Munro because that's your first name
11:26Yeah, we had some good times for sure
11:29Well, I come bearing great news and there'll be more good times ahead
11:33That's very exciting
11:35What do you have in mind?
11:37We want you and your team to be the head of our new campaign
11:42We think your work suits our style
11:43Thank you
11:46Munro
11:47This will be our first campaign outside Canada
11:51And we're targeting the Aussie market
11:53But predominantly the queer Aussie market
11:55And that's why we want you as our campaign head photographer
12:00Sounds amazing
12:02Thank you so much for this opportunity
12:04Fit
12:05Awesome, I'm going to give you some stock
12:07To get started with some inspiration
12:10Yeah, that'd be nice
12:12Can I keep them?
12:13Absolutely, so we'll talk to your team next week
12:16And we'll work out a strategy moving forward
12:18My team?
12:21I usually work solo
12:22So what were we thinking I needed a team for out of curiosity?
12:27This is a huge campaign across multiple platforms
12:30With a big investment
12:32You've got a team, haven't you?
12:35Yes, my team
12:36Of course, I have a team of people that do
12:42Team stuff
12:42Team stuff, great
12:44I'm excited to see your vision
12:46Great, and all of a sudden he's asking me for a team
12:49I don't have a team, I work solo
12:52So, are you free?
12:53No, look Adam, I'm sorry, I can't take any more risks
12:56But it's not taking a risk
12:58Like, the money's really good and it could lead to bigger and better things
13:01I know this just looks like a florist, but it's so much more than that
13:05We do so much more than that
13:08I'm not really one for guessing games
13:10But seeing as how much more it is than just selling flowers
13:14Why don't you enlighten me?
13:16Well, we sell
13:19We sell happiness
13:23Playing slowly with your left eye if you're in any danger
13:29No, look Adam, my boss is here, okay?
13:32And she respects me and she cares about my wellbeing
13:35You just don't know what it's like to be in a workplace where someone actually thinks you're an important part
13:39of the team
13:40Okay Ange, but if you change your mind, the offer still stands
13:46Ange!
13:48I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I can't help but notice that this conversation has less to do with work
13:53and more about you pursuing a different career path
13:56Oh, no, no, no, it's not like that
13:58I'm all about supporting the women and their career goals, but not if you're gonna screw me over and leave
14:04me short-starved
14:05Oh, no, no, no, I wouldn't
14:06I have my own personal needs and I would like to not be here 24-7 if I can bloody
14:13help it
14:13I understood, I was just showing you
14:15Is it too much to ask that once a week I get to wake up at lunch and be lazy
14:20while I slowly nibble away at the pineapples on my leftover Hawaiian pizza?
14:26I know that sounds oddly Pacific, but I just really love pineapples
14:30Do you know what I'm trying to say?
14:32Oddly enough, I actually do. Can you excuse me for just one second?
14:36When do I start?
14:38Hmm
14:44Hey, sunshine
14:46What are you doing here?
14:49Come to see you, of course
14:50Want your job back?
14:52Uh, not today
14:53You know, I remember when you first started, you were so nervous
14:56I was?
14:58Maybe just a little
14:58And you know, then Gabe started a week later
15:00Oh, yeah, I forgot about that
15:03You know, I really miss those days
15:05Yeah, um, could you just give me one?
15:07Sure
15:08So good to see you
15:09If you take a picture of me, I will never speak to you again
15:18So, how you been?
15:20Fantastic
15:22Why haven't you been answering my calls?
15:25What part of mental breakdown was I unclear about?
15:29I don't see the point in having meaningless conversations about
15:35Why the magazine failed and how it's all my fault
15:38You know, I...
15:40It's getting old
15:41And besides, you're doing fine without me
15:44I see your chatty posts
15:45Like, I always knew you'd make it
15:50Hold up
15:51Before you cry
15:52Let me just correct you by saying, undoubtedly
15:55That it was not your fault
15:57And I'm not fine without you
16:00I actually need to help with something big
16:03Is that a...
16:04Euphemism?
16:05Cause I'll have you know I'm very happy with Spike
16:07Very happy, it's very flattering
16:09Seriously?
16:10I've got a job for you
16:11It's a big campaign for pump underwear
16:13And if all goes well
16:15We might finally have something creative to work on again
16:17I already have Ange on board
16:19But I really need you to manage everything
16:22And keep us on schedule
16:25I can't do this alone
16:27Will he say yes?
16:31I need some time to process this information
16:36Is that a yes?
16:37I need some time to process
16:40That sounds like a yes to me
16:41I need some time to process
16:44Hmm
16:46Think about it
16:49Go away!
16:51Go away!
16:53Go away!
16:55Go away!
17:03Go away!
17:08Go away!
17:10Go away!
17:11Go away!
17:13Go away!
17:14Go away!
17:15Go away!
17:17Go away!
17:17Go away!
17:17Go away!
17:18Go away!
17:19Go away!
17:20Go away!
17:34I hope that we can go out on our own and make some of the work.
17:38All right, why are we here?
17:42I have some big news.
17:45We know.
17:47Who told you?
17:48Mark, you texted us this morning.
17:50I have big news?
17:52With two exclamation marks, actually, so.
17:55Okay, well, don't freak out.
17:58It may come as a bit of a shock at first.
18:01You're not sick, are you?
18:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.
18:05No, my breasts are checked in well thanks to you, Adam.
18:13Can we move on, please?
18:15I'm selling the house.
18:17What?
18:18When?
18:19Before the end of the year.
18:21I'm out.
18:24You're out?
18:25Okay.
18:26But why?
18:27Because it's time for me to move on and fulfil my lifelong dream of living in my own apartment.
18:34Since when was that your lifelong dream?
18:37Since a few months ago.
18:39So a few months long dream.
18:42Does your lifelong dream include making me homeless?
18:45No.
18:45You wanted to get married and that usually eventuates in you moving in with the person you are marrying.
18:53Yeah, but I haven't found anything yet.
18:56Everything is too expensive to rent and I don't have the time to find something.
19:00Time is just a man-made contrast.
19:06Construct.
19:07Okay, construct.
19:08Look, it'll all work out in the end, trust me.
19:13Oh, no.
19:18Oh, I think they know you, but I'm no better
19:24You're superhuman, oh, so super weird
19:30You're making me feel so superhuman
19:36You're superhuman, oh, so super weird
19:43You're making me feel so good and make my body dry
19:51Ha-ha-ha
19:53Ha-ha-ha
19:56Ha-ha-ha
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