01:02We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:04Ghostbusters.
01:22I'm telling you, Sam, the excitement is so thick here you could cut it with a knife.
01:26The plane with its very special passengers was supposed to leave half an hour ago.
01:30Everyone's wondering the same thing.
01:32Where are the Ghostbusters?
01:37Ray, the airport is the other direction.
01:40Ray?
01:41Just one more.
01:43You almost got him.
01:45Like talking to a fish.
01:47It's a chartered jet, Peter.
01:48It's physically impossible to be late for a plane that won't be without you.
01:52Right.
01:52Besides, we'll have this guy wrapped up in five seconds.
01:55Three, two, one.
01:57Now!
02:05We're running out of time, but the Ghostbusters should be here any time.
02:09Meanwhile, let's take another look at this brief history of the Ghostbusters.
02:13I hope they can make it.
02:21The boys said they'd stop by and say goodbye before they left for California.
02:26Bye.
02:27Bye.
02:28Bye.
02:28Bye.
02:30Wait, fellas.
02:32Bye.
02:33Bye.
02:34You gotta...
02:35Go away.
02:37On second thought.
02:39Serves them right.
02:45Ghostbusters, no, they're not here.
02:46That's right.
02:46They went to California to make a movie, and they didn't take me with them so I could answer
02:49your crummy call.
03:00Okay, start the celebrations.
03:01The Ghostbusters are...
03:04Hey, where's everybody?
03:05I'll tell you where they are.
03:07They went home.
03:08Everybody's gone.
03:08They even cut off my live feed.
03:10Do you have any idea what I look like?
03:13Only a fool would stick around for this.
03:15Yay.
03:17You know, I'll just bet you have a high-sugar diet.
03:20Come on!
03:22I hate this business!
03:24What?
03:25We're on?
03:26Live?
03:27Network?
03:28Wait, wait!
03:29Come back!
03:31This is the...
03:32I mean, that is...
03:33I mean, that was...
03:34The Ghostbusters were just...
03:35A second ago.
03:37The crowds were absolutely...
03:40My career is over.
03:42Yay!
03:45Yay!
03:51Yay!
03:53Yay!
03:53Yay!
03:53Yay!
03:54Yay!
03:55Yay!
03:55Yay!
03:56Yay!
03:57Yay!
03:57Yay!
03:58Yay!
03:59Yay!
04:01Yay!
04:02Yay!
04:02Yay!
04:10It's crazy about me.
04:11I can tell.
04:12Hmm.
04:13Is that why she threw your luggage off the plane over Cleveland?
04:16It's nothing I can't replace.
04:29Hey, wait a minute
04:31These are all empty
04:32It's like somebody ate them
04:33Wait a minute
04:35Who could eat a bunch of honey peanuts
04:36Without opening the packets
04:39Slimer
05:07We'll arrive in Burbank in a few minutes
05:09So please fasten your seatbelt
05:13I wonder what that room is knowing what
05:19I've been flying for 15 years
05:21How long have you been flying?
05:27And I have seen your head
05:29Now get back in the cabin
05:32And fasten your seatbelt
05:38That's very good
05:40I don't suppose you'd like to take care of them
05:42While we...
05:44No, I didn't think so
05:46Hollywood, here we come
05:57I'd like to welcome you to the studio
06:00Wow, this is really fantastic
06:02It looks just like the real thing
06:04That's why we wanted you here to advise us
06:07Make sure we're doing it right
06:08After all, this is your life story
06:10No problem
06:11As long as you got the right people to play us
06:13Admit it
06:14Redford was dying to play me, right?
06:17Not exactly
06:18Here's the cast list
06:21Murray, Ackroyd, and Ramis?
06:23What's that, a law firm?
06:25And that's the script
06:27We'd love your advice
06:28As long as we don't have to change anything
06:30Now, if you'll follow Bob
06:32He'll show you the rest of the studio
06:34How's it look?
06:35Well, it's in English
06:37Is that good or bad?
06:39Okay, now we've got human stuff to do
06:41So you wait here and stay out of trouble, okay?
06:44Yeah, I'm out of trouble
06:46Okay
07:09You're sure the trap door was supposed to be here?
07:12Yeah, but it hasn't been open in 20 years
07:16There's that big accident back in
07:22That's got it
07:22Come on, let's get the equipment
07:31And this, of course, you'll recognize as the garage
07:33The office
07:34Let's see, was it...
07:36Oh, yeah, this way
07:42And this is, uh...
07:44The containment unit?
07:45No, wait, it must be this way
07:48I'm so sorry, but that's the wrong answer
07:50You don't win the washer-dryer
07:52But you do get a wonderful consolation prize
07:54Uh, Peter
07:57There's something here
07:58Yes, that's right, here it is
07:59Your own genuine, authentic...
08:02Monster?
08:03No!
08:05So that's what's behind door number three
08:07Look out, it's gonna jump
08:09Now!
08:15Stop!
08:17Stop!
08:18Cut!
08:18That's a machine, you fools!
08:28Peter?
08:29Yes, Ray?
08:30I think we just made a slight error in judgment
08:32Good guess
08:33Get these men off my set!
08:38We are making a movie here!
08:40Space Avengers of the Galaxy
08:42Nobody blows up anything in my movie
08:45Unless I tell them to!
08:46Now, just hang on here a minute!
08:49Nobody talks to us like that!
08:51We're the Ghostbusters!
08:53And I am a director!
08:55I talk to anybody, any way I want!
08:58Oh, yeah?
08:59Yeah!
09:02I have to hand it to you, Peter
09:03I've never seen anyone do that to a man's pants before
09:07Yeah, well, I still say you should have let me blast them
09:10Proton beams are only supposed to be used on ghosts
09:13I can take care of that
09:15Gentlemen, gentlemen
09:16Don't change the subject
09:18It might be a good idea to leave your proton packs someplace safe
09:23Hey, look at all this equipment
09:25Just like the stuff at home
09:26Except that there are props
09:28None of them work
09:29They just look the same
09:30If you leave your packs here, nobody will bother them
09:33You can leave that, too, if you like
09:35Not if you paid me
09:37Strange
09:38For a second, I seemed to get a reading
09:40And then it was gone
09:42Must be all the electrical equipment around here
09:44Now, if you'll just come this way
09:46There are some people just dying to meet you
09:49Okay, this is the place
09:50Delivered prop proton packs, it says
09:52Done
09:53Eight protons
09:54Wait, eight?
09:55It says here four
09:56They want four, they get four
09:58Come on
09:59Give me a hand getting these things back into storage
10:01Funny
10:02These are heavier than the others
10:05Oh, well
10:06Let's go
10:14Are you finished yet?
10:15I need the Megazoid in working order for the next shot
10:17Will you be quiet?
10:24What the?
10:27Where are you going?
10:29We have a movie to make
10:30It's just a machine
10:31A fake?
10:33Nothing
10:34Person
10:35Of course
10:50Run!
10:53Look out!
10:54The Megazoid, run!
10:55Get away!
10:58No way
10:59We're not falling for the same stunt twice
11:06Yeah, yeah
11:07Very impressive
11:08Peter
11:09I think you should know
11:10I'm getting very high readings
11:11Off that thing
11:12Mm-hmm
11:13Next thing you'll be telling me
11:14There's a ghost inside it
11:16Precisely
11:27Bob
11:27Bob
11:27Can you lead us back to our packs?
11:31I'd say that's a yes
11:32Wouldn't you?
11:38Okay
11:39Well, I'm ready
11:40Let's get that thing
11:43Okay, Buster
11:44I hope you have a haul fast
11:46Because otherwise
11:47You're in a lot of trouble
11:49Okay
11:50Let him have it
11:52What?
11:53Hey
11:55Fakes
11:56They're props
11:57Well, Peter, you were right
11:59Someone is in a lot of trouble
12:01Unfortunately, you forgot to say it's us
12:10Oops
12:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters
12:17I'm sorry, sir
12:18There's been a slight problem
12:20We've had to evacuate everyone from the studio
12:22But the Ghostbusters are on the scene
12:24I'm sure they have everything well in hand
12:34Ray, could I speak with you for a moment?
12:39Ow!
12:39Watch where you step it
12:40Yeah
12:41What is it?
12:43Any ideas on how we can get out of this?
12:45Yeah, several
12:46Good
12:47Unfortunately
12:48They all call for us to be about 3,000 miles east of here
12:52If I can make a suggestion
12:54I've adjusted my PKE meter
12:56And the Sparer to pick up the particle beam energy of our proton packs
12:59Terrific
13:00So if we split up into two teams
13:02We increase the chance of finding them faster
13:05Exactly
13:06It'll give the Survivors a much better chance
13:08The Survivors, Egon?
13:11Then you wonder why you're not invited to more parties
13:14All right
13:14Let's go
13:19The door is open
13:21The door is open
13:23The door is open
13:26The door is open
13:29Quiet
13:29The door is a mess
13:32The car is a mess
13:35The
13:36I say quiet
13:39Quiet
13:48A
13:49The door is open
14:17Oh, wow!
14:19Hey, Winston, this is where they make all the deadly Dr. Crowley movies.
14:23Uh-huh.
14:24Now you think we can keep...
14:25You don't understand.
14:27These are classics.
14:28This is where he first brought his creature to life.
14:31By just pressing this button.
14:33Wow.
14:34Look at this stuff.
14:35This is great.
14:39And over there, that's where the monster rose when he brought it to life.
14:44Oh, man, I'll never forget that scene.
14:46The monster was huge, frightening, big as life and twice as ugly.
14:54And then, then when Dr. Crowley saw the monster, he stepped back in horror and he said,
15:00Quiet.
15:02No, no, he said...
15:04I think we better get out of here.
15:05That's it.
15:06That's what he said.
15:07Was that great or was that...
15:09Whoa!
15:14That stuff about being as big as life and twice as ugly?
15:17I didn't...
15:18I mean, it was just...
15:19Bye.
15:21I told you those movies were bad for you.
15:40Hey, Slimer!
15:49What is it, Egon?
15:50Did you find our stuff?
15:51Not exactly.
15:53Here, look at this.
15:54What do you make of it?
15:55Well, it's dark and it's deep.
15:58I'd make it a hole, but that's just an opinion, you understand.
16:02Exactly.
16:03This is where the ghost was hiding.
16:05According to these readings, it was a sleeping ghost.
16:08Certain kinds of ghosts spend eternity looking for a nice, quiet place to sleep.
16:12When they're awakened, they're very cranky.
16:16So you think it's noise that makes this thing violent?
16:20Almost certainly.
16:22I'd better warn the others.
16:24Come in, Ray.
16:25Come in, Ray.
16:26You there?
16:26Yeah, Peter.
16:27What do you want?
16:29Shh, shh.
16:30Stop that.
16:31Ray, it ain't noise, so be quiet, okay?
16:34Oh, okay.
16:35Got it, Peter.
16:36Over and out.
16:37You know, Winston, I was thinking.
16:39Maybe losing our proton packs was a good thing.
16:42Maybe we should defeat this thing with our wits, our courage, our imagination, our...
16:50You're right.
16:52Let's find those proton packs and blow this pop stand.
17:01That's it.
17:02They've got to be in there.
17:06Not bad.
17:06If you could do that with lost keys, we could make a fortune.
17:09Right.
17:10Winston, we found them.
17:11We'll meet you back at the firehouse set.
17:13If you see it, try and get the thing to follow you.
17:16I, uh, don't think that'll be a problem, Peter!
17:24It's about time you got here.
17:25I've got a $2 million megazoid in there, and those Ghostbusters are gonna ruin it!
17:29We'll stop that thing our way without damaging it!
17:32Now let's go!
17:39Hey, glad you could make it.
17:41Did you find you-know-who?
17:47Ask a silly question?
17:51Trouble.
17:58Look out below!
18:02Peter!
18:04Egon!
18:04Peter!
18:06Peter!
18:08Peter!
18:10In the case of monster attack, always head for a doorway.
18:12This concludes our safety tip for today.
18:14Great.
18:15Now!
18:16Yay!
18:18Come on!
18:19Noise.
18:20Too much noise.
18:23Be quiet!
18:24Noise?
18:25Mister, you ain't heard nothing yet.
18:29Fire!
18:30Yeah, fire!
18:31P-p-p-p!
18:32Yeah!
18:33Okay!
18:34Ready?
18:35Fire!
18:40Keep firing!
18:43The only way we can trap it is to drive it out of that machine.
18:50It's up in the catwalk.
18:51Get it!
18:52No!
18:53Fire up there and we'll bring the whole place down on us.
18:56Wait.
18:57Let it make the next move.
18:59There!
19:00Blast them!
19:08Blast them.
19:09Ray, wouldn't it have been a lot easier on our wardrobe to just get out of the way?
19:13Kind of got carried away, I guess, huh?
19:15If only we could make it understand that in the final analysis we're trying to help it.
19:20There's no place quieter than the containment unit at home.
19:23It'd have all the peace and quiet at once.
19:26Maybe.
19:27But how do you explain that to something you can't talk to because it gets mad at the noise?
19:31Of course.
19:33That's it.
19:34Why didn't I see it earlier?
19:38Egon?
19:39Egon, put that back on.
19:41What do you think you're doing?
19:43This is no time to give up, Egon.
19:46I'm not.
19:47But if I'm wrong, you're going to need that.
19:49Cover me.
19:50But don't do anything unless I say so.
19:53Okay.
19:53I'm here.
19:55Come on down.
19:59No.
20:03The man said to Wade.
20:04We'll give him his shot.
20:06I just wish I knew what he was planning.
20:08I think I know.
20:10And if I'm right, it's brilliant.
20:12I knew it.
20:13He's using sign language.
20:15That way he doesn't have to make any noise.
20:17What's he saying?
20:19Yeah.
20:22I knew I should have learned that stuff a long time ago.
20:25Look.
20:25He's saying, please trust us.
20:28We can give you the silence you want.
20:30Shh.
20:33Come out and let us help you.
20:43All we...
20:46Okay.
20:47We'll need absolute quiet for the next 10 seconds.
20:55There it is.
20:57There's my machine.
21:00There it is.
21:01There it is.
21:03There it is.
21:03There it is.
21:06There it is.
21:08There it is.
21:09There it is.
21:15There it is.
21:17There it is.
21:18There it is.
21:18There it is.
21:19There it is.
21:21There it is.
21:26There it is.
21:29one pain in the neck down one to go don't do it pete he's not worth it i had to
21:36protect my
21:36investment this machine is worth two million dollars yeah well these guys could have been
21:41hurt in the process did you ever think of that i've got a movie to make and we've got to
21:45stay
21:45on schedule for that i need my machine in one piece look out
22:01my movie my fortune my kind of reminds me of your last movie
22:12maybe we'll send you a couple tickets to our movie when it comes out
22:20i know we're running out of time sam in fact the premiere of the ghostbusters movie started
22:2430 seconds ago so i'm sure they'll be here any second if you can just hold on
22:27hey sorry to be late for the premiere of our own movie we ran across fourfold torso vapors and we
22:38just couldn't forget it we're off the air i can't believe you did this to me again again i'm going
22:43home now good night the price of fame guys now let's go
23:02i'm gonna turn over the next card and i want you to tell me what it is you know he
23:08doesn't look a thing
23:09like me
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