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01:25I don't like this fog, Chief.
01:28We're too close to the parallelogram.
01:29The what?
01:31The New Jersey parallelogram.
01:34Sort of a small nasty version of the Bermuda Triangle.
01:39If you believe in such things, like I do now.
01:52Chief, sound the collision alarm.
01:54Helmsman, bring us about.
02:19The tanker was last reported 130 miles west of Ambrose Light.
02:25In that area known as the New Jersey parallelogram.
02:28This brings to seven the total of ships that have vanished in that area since 1980.
02:33Hey, Peter!
02:34What?
02:35Another ship's been lost in the New Jersey parallelogram.
02:39So?
02:40So we should go out there.
02:42Clean that place up.
02:44Ray, who lives there?
02:45No one.
02:46It's in the ocean.
02:48Then who's going to pay us?
02:51I thought it would be nice.
02:53Hi, guys.
02:55Good morning, Miss Janine.
02:57So good of you to join us.
03:00Sorry I'm late.
03:01But I just had to buy this darling poncho.
03:04It's you.
03:05It's definitely you.
03:07Oh, actually, it's much more you.
03:10Read the label.
03:13Venkman's Ghost Repeller.
03:15Invented by the father of Chief Ghostbuster, Peter Venkman.
03:19I don't believe it.
03:21He's doing it to me again.
03:23You mean that cute old man really is your father?
03:27Cute is one way of putting it.
03:29Con man is another.
03:30Oh, I think it's sweet.
03:32It'll make this a family business.
03:35Sweet enough to get us all arrested.
03:37That's fraud, Peter.
03:38I know, I know.
03:40He's made a career out of selling things that don't exist.
03:43Why me?
03:45Well, maybe they really work.
03:50Hey, Slimer.
03:51Hey, I'm the devil.
03:54You want my money?
03:56Yeah, you.
03:57Hey, Toro, Toro, Toro.
03:59Oh, right.
04:06I don't see you.
04:12Useless. It won't even stop Slimer.
04:16Peter, my boy, you're looking well.
04:20Dad! Ponchos? How could you do this to me?
04:24Do what? No one's been hurt. They're fine ponchos, Peter.
04:28That's not the point. They don't repel ghosts.
04:34And they don't attract them either. What's the big deal?
04:38You are going to land us all in litigation heaven.
04:41I'll have lawyers following me around for the rest of my life.
04:45Sir, Peter's right. What you're doing is illegal.
04:49Son, I don't mean to break the law. I just bend it a mite, a smidge.
04:54Besides, there aren't any laws about ghosts, are there?
04:59No, not exactly, but...
05:02Well then, there you have it. Tell you what. Why don't I cut you in? All of you.
05:08I don't care. Yeah, well, it's not really our thing, you know.
05:12Roost to bust.
05:15And I figured if I could get you boys to endorse my ghost repellers...
05:20Forget it, Dad. That's cheating.
05:23You're taking people's money and giving them nothing.
05:28Okay, son. I understand.
05:30I never meant to hurt anyone. I'm only trying to make the world better.
05:36Like you fellas.
05:39But I'll stop if that's what you want.
05:43I do, Dad.
05:52So long, boys. Miss. It was nice meeting you. See you around, Peter.
06:05He's not a bad guy. He just can't make an honest buck. He's a con man.
06:10I'm not surprised. Genetics. It's in your blood.
06:22There he goes.
06:26Now, Ray.
06:37There's one more.
06:53Hey, excuse me. Which one of you is Dr. Mulch? I got a delivery for you.
07:03Not us. You sure you want this pier?
07:05Pier 70. Delivered to MS Apogan. ISS Expedition to the New Jersey Parallelogram.
07:14What? Is that it?
07:22Yeah, thanks.
07:24Say, what is that parallelogram thing anyway?
07:27An area of extreme psychic turbulence and dangerous cross-rip convergences.
07:32If you say so.
07:38I can't believe anybody would want to go there.
07:41I would.
07:42Yeah, I figured you would.
07:44Not me. All I want to do is eat. Come on, guys.
08:00Thank you, Dr. Venkman. With your ghost repellers, we should do fine.
08:05My pleasure, Dr. Mulch. Always happy to further the cause of science. When do you sail?
08:12Tonight. I'm so looking forward to this.
08:15Yes.
08:16Ten degrees south. It's right along here somewhere.
08:20Sir, with all due respects, there is nothing here. The parallelogram is a myth.
08:27This fog's hardly normal, Captain.
08:30Hmph.
08:31Put on your ghost repellers. They'll protect us. Captain?
08:35No. Thank you.
08:44Sir, the gyro compass is going haywire.
08:51Heard from your dad?
08:52Nope.
08:53Expect to?
08:54Yes. I expect he'll send a letter from Alaska saying he's selling the Eskimos ice makers.
09:02Which one of you is Peter Venkman?
09:05I am. What's wrong?
09:06Three days ago, the motorship Apogon sailed from New York, searching for the New Jersey parallelogram.
09:13We lost contact eight hours ago.
09:15Wow, Peter!
09:16We would like you men to go in and bring them out.
09:19We'll pay any reasonable fee.
09:23Wow!
09:24Why us, Captain? Doesn't the Coast Guard find lost ships?
09:27The last radio message spoke of a mysterious fog closing in.
09:32And then luminous spirits attacking them.
09:34Ghosts, they said.
09:36Captain, I'm sorry, but we're booked solid for the next week.
09:40I get seasick.
09:41I hate the ocean.
09:42I have two words for you.
09:44Ghost repellers.
09:47My dad?
09:48The same.
09:50I love the ocean.
09:51It's big and wet.
09:54And we're going on a cruise, Ray.
09:56Wow!
09:59Yeah.
10:00Wow.
10:01The Coast Guard reported the MS Apogon vessel overdue Tuesday.
10:04Oh, no.
10:05It's all my fault.
10:07Peter was right.
10:09East River Marina, head hurry.
10:32We've arrived at the last reported position of the MS Apogon.
10:37What do we do now?
10:39Now we look for a big, thick fog bank.
10:42Like that?
10:46Egon, what is that?
10:48Some sort of energy gate.
10:55Try not to get too close to the lines.
10:57No good.
10:58I can't hold her.
11:12Hey, what's that?
11:14Egon!
11:14What now?
11:15As long as we don't disappear, we'll be all right.
11:21Nuts.
11:29Stop!
11:30The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
11:38We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
11:46Egon!
11:48At least we're past the worst of it.
11:53I wouldn't be so sure, Peter.
11:56See?
11:56I hate it when he's right.
12:04I've had friendlier nightmares.
12:19Everybody okay?
12:22If we're not dead, I guess I'm fine.
12:24We're alive or I couldn't do this.
12:33Hey, what gives?
12:35There's enough psychic energy in here to raise Atlantis.
12:38That thing should be going crazy.
12:40Egon, did you break the meter?
12:42No, listen to me.
12:45I fixed it.
12:47Everything is ectoplasmic energy in here.
12:49So, I reversed the polarity on the meter.
12:54Spings, you genius.
12:55It only picks up reality.
12:57Like us.
12:58Or the liner.
13:00Egon, you get the gold star for today.
13:04How's the boat?
13:06Considering there's no water under us, she's running pretty well.
13:09What now?
13:10We wait until the meter picks up a large chunk of reality and follow it.
13:17I got a signal.
13:18How strong?
13:21.04.
13:22No good.
13:23It's too small.
13:24For a liner that size, it'll have to be at least six or seven.
13:28Maybe it's a lifeboat.
13:30No, probably a malfunction.
13:32Keep going.
13:36Go on.
13:37Beat it.
13:38Follow someone else.
13:57Aha!
14:23Ahoy!
14:25Dr. Vinkman, what happened?
14:27I don't know.
14:29Say, how do you steer in this stuff?
14:32Oh.
14:34Oh.
14:35Oh.
14:36Oh.
14:38Oh.
14:39I don't think I'll be able to con my way out of this.
14:51Torpedo!
14:52Left side!
14:55Whoa!
15:04Whoa!
15:12Egon, what's going on here?
15:14Well, can you imagine folding yourself?
15:17I guess so.
15:19Do you know what origami is?
15:21Egon, you little maniac.
15:24Are you saying that this place folds reality?
15:27Actually, it crumbles it up.
15:29Things run every which way.
15:30No two lines intersect.
15:32See?
15:37Like the Bermuda Triangle?
15:39Except that the New Jersey parallelogram has more suburbs.
15:43I got a heavy reality reading.
15:45Over there!
15:53Why do we have to tow them?
15:54Anything that moves in here moves on its own.
15:57Like the torpedo.
15:58Upside down, vertical, horizontal, you won't know the difference.
16:01So we have to stay together till we get out.
16:04Okay!
16:06Ahead!
16:06Five degrees to port.
16:10How much longer?
16:11Egon says we can be out of here any time now.
16:14As soon as he locates the entrance.
16:20Dead ahead.
16:21Steady.
16:21Steady.
16:23This is it.
16:53You did it, you mad scientist, dear.
16:57Thank you, Coast Guard. We'll be fine from here.
17:00Look, Captain.
17:00You did it, you mad scientist, dear.
17:01Isn't that...
17:03Boat off your port bow!
17:06That boat belonged to Dr. Vinkman!
17:08What?
17:09He tried to rescue us, but he couldn't get near the ship!
17:14Peter, you don't suppose he's...
17:17Still in there?
17:18Probably.
17:19What do we do now?
17:26I really hate this place.
17:34Hey, Peter.
17:35We'll find him.
17:36I ought to leave him here.
17:38It's the perfect place for him.
17:40Nothing here is what it seems either.
17:51What is that thing?
17:53The battleship Bismarck.
17:54It was sunk in 1941.
17:57Let's get out of here.
18:01Where's that torpedo when you need it?
18:07Sorry.
18:08Look!
18:09Over there!
18:14I'm getting a signal.
18:16Steer for that hole.
18:17That way.
18:25Egon, you idiot!
18:26No.
18:27This is right.
18:28Trust me.
18:28We're all gonna die!
18:30No!
18:39I used to hate rides like that at Coney Island.
18:43Oh, man.
18:47I think I broke something.
18:49I think I broke everything.
18:56Look!
18:57Oh!
18:58Oh!
18:58No!
18:59Get away from me, you nasty little...
19:01Back!
19:02Back!
19:07Boy, this is hard work.
19:09Watch out!
19:13Boys!
19:21Back off!
19:23Back off!
19:28Back off!
19:34No, you don't!
19:36Quick!
19:37Get them!
19:40Got them!
19:42Uh-oh!
19:44That's not all we got.
19:45You okay?
19:46I think so.
19:48What have you got to say for yourself?
19:51Thanks for saving the boat.
19:53I had to put a deposit on it.
19:59What's happening?
20:02Our shooting weakened the structure of the dome.
20:05It's breaking up.
20:07We've got to get out of here.
20:19We made it!
20:21All right!
20:23And there goes the parallelogram once and for all.
20:34What a waste.
20:35If only we could have studied it.
20:38We're the first four guys to ever single-handedly destroy a wonder of the unnatural world.
20:52After this, Dad, I hope you'll go straight.
20:55Son, you can count on it.
21:07Anything for me?
21:08Pretty postcard.
21:10Who do you know in northern Alaska?
21:13It's from Dad.
21:14What's he say?
21:15Did he go straight?
21:18Well, he got a job.
21:22He's selling ice boxes to Eskimos.
21:25Gee, with that kind of persistence, maybe he should work for us.
21:29Peter, put that down.
21:32Peter!
21:32Hey, Peter!
21:33Peter!
21:36Peter!
21:37Peter!
21:43The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:50We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:04Peter!
22:08Peter!
22:17Good
22:21You
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