00:10Ghostbusters
00:36I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:38I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:50Who you gon' call?
00:52Who you gon' call?
00:56Who you gon' call?
00:57Who you gon' call?
01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages
01:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters
01:15Okay, here goes, we've got your bucket of chicken, your half bucket of chicken, your personal serving, and extra big
01:21family serving of chicken
01:25And we've got roasted chicken, roasted chicken, fried chicken, boiled chicken, and barbecued chicken, chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken breast
01:38Oh
01:43Oh
01:44Oh
01:45Oh
01:45Oh
01:50Oh
02:03I can't take it anymore, you hear? I can't stand it! It's the chickens! They're driving me mad, you hear?
02:09Stark staring mad!
02:11Chicken
02:13My apartment smells like chicken
02:14My clothes smell like little polyester chickens
02:17Chickens
02:19Chickens! Why won't they just leave me alone?
02:25I'm on the edge of losing my mind
02:27I gotta hold on
02:28Yeah, that's it
02:28Hold on, hold on
02:33You know something, buddy? You smell like a chicken
02:41She's right, she's right
02:43I smell like a chicken
02:51Chickens
02:52Round, white, feathery chickens
02:55You've had it
02:56Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack
02:59From now on, it's war
03:01War!
03:02When I'm done, there won't be a chicken left on Earth
03:12Next
03:15Bet you don't get many celebrities here
03:17Well, maybe some actors, but I mean people who can read
03:20As Ghostbusters, we have a scientific responsibility to...
03:24Will that be all?
03:27All? Are you kidding?
03:28You know how many words there are in these things?
03:30Why, I'll bet I read more than anyone else in this room
03:34Whoops
03:36Ah, the rest of my books
03:39He'll check these out for me, I'll be in the car, Egon
03:41Come on, guys
03:49Anything else, Dr. Spengler?
03:52Yes, I couldn't find...
03:54Spirits, Summonings, and Conjurations
03:56Lockmore's Guide to the Lower Regions
03:58And the latest volume of Who's Who and What's That?
04:01Oh, but those volumes have already been checked out by him
04:05Chickens, chickens, just wait
04:15Is he human?
04:18Unfortunately, yes
04:19Well, maybe next time
04:21See you next week
04:25He is so cute
04:31A word of caution
04:33From one expert in the paranormal to a...
04:36Well, whatever
04:37Be careful with those books
04:39In the wrong hands, they could be dangerous
04:42Not dangerous to me, but chickens
04:46Anything with feathers, look out!
04:50Definitely evolved from the shallow end of the gene pool
05:16I'll solve this equation if it's the last thing I do
05:19I'll help me, guys
05:21Mm-hmm
05:22Ooh
05:23Uh-oh
05:24Uh-oh
05:25Uh-oh
05:25Uh-oh
05:25Uh-oh
05:26Uh-oh
05:28Uh-oh
05:29Uh-oh
05:29Uh-oh
05:29Uh-oh
05:30Uh-oh
05:32Uh-oh
05:33Uh-oh
05:35Uh-oh
05:38Uh-oh
05:38Uh-oh
05:40Uh-oh
05:41Uh-oh
05:42Actually, that about solves it
05:44Except you misplaced a decimal point
05:50Not bad
05:50Have you ever considered working for Carl Sagan?
05:54Uh-oh
05:55Uh-oh
05:56Uh-oh
05:57Uh-oh
06:06Bull!
06:07Boy, this is great
06:09Don't you just love it when we can relax?
06:12Yes, sir, this is the kind of night nothing can go wrong
06:24Here goes
06:25Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy
06:27Let's see a chicken do this
06:30Zinga, zinga, rasta fairy, walla walla guacamole
06:33Zim zam, how's it going?
06:35Having a good time, Vishnu over here
06:37Writing your fine work
06:38Hoo-bye, hoo-bye
06:47Service
06:50Morganon reporting for assignment
06:52Ah, class five summoner
06:55Nothing major
06:56Some guy wants to make a deal
06:58See what he wants
07:00Just follow procedure
07:01He'll probably want something big
07:04So argue him down as far as you can
07:06As long as we get what we want
07:09Understood?
07:11Understood
07:13Morganon
07:14Yes?
07:17Your hand
07:23Yes, sir
07:24That
07:25That
07:27Zinga, zinga, rasta fairy, walla walla guacamole
07:31Zim zam, how's it going?
07:32Having a good time, Vishnu over here
07:34Writing your fine work
07:35Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy
07:48It worked, it worked, oh, boy, oh, boy, it worked, ha, ha
07:53Of course it worked
07:54I am Morganon, one of the greatest of demons
07:58And this is my imp
08:01Now, are you prepared to pay the price for my services?
08:05Uh-huh
08:07Good
08:08In exchange, I take it you'll want something grand
08:11To be ruler of a great country, for instance
08:13Nope
08:14Ah, immortality, then
08:16You want to live forever?
08:18Nope
08:18Riches?
08:19Fame?
08:20Love?
08:21Power?
08:23I want you to get rid of all the chickens in the world
08:29You what? Chickens?
08:32Yep
08:32You sure you wouldn't prefer a small country?
08:37Nope
08:37I want you to get rid of all those chickens, period
08:43I can give you France
08:44It's a really nice country
08:46We have lots of people from France
08:49Have you ever had French pastry?
08:51I don't want France
08:53I want you to get rid of all the chickens in the world, period
08:56Oh, chickens
09:00Excuse me a moment
09:04This is my final offer
09:06I will give you a great power
09:09You can make anything appear or disappear
09:15Deal
09:20It is done
09:22You will have this power at dawn tomorrow
09:25Just don't tell anyone about this, alright?
09:30Now, come in
09:35Chickens!
09:38Yahoo!
09:40No more chickens!
09:59Does it work?
10:02Hey you!
10:04Beat it!
10:06naturally
10:07Listen up as of this moment. I am ordering every chicken on earth to get off the planet now
10:34I did it. I did it. I did it. You too. Disappear.
10:47The least you could do is let a guy finish dressing, Egon. We realize Janine told you what this was
10:53all about, but how about telling us?
10:56Chickens. Say what? Not you. Real chickens. All the chickens in the world have vanished.
11:03You've been up all night doing equations again, haven't you? You know how that affects you.
11:08But if you're right, Egon, why are we heading into town instead of the country?
11:12Just playing a hunch.
11:15When he took the books on spirits and summonings, he mentioned chickens. If you could possibly tell me where he
11:21lives.
11:22Well, since it's you.
11:27I beg your pardon, but what is that perfume you're wearing?
11:31Essence of fungus. You like it?
11:33Actually, it's very, uh, never mind.
11:36I hope this address helps.
11:39I'm sure it will. Thank you.
11:41Uh, this is my address. Just in case.
11:45Do you have chickens?
11:47I could get some.
11:51That's disgusting.
11:53Bad enough I got no deliveries coming in.
11:56Now the statue's gone.
11:58Who'd want a 500-pound plaster chicken?
12:01Mm. Two-ton plaster wolf?
12:03Hey, who asked you? Beat it.
12:07There he is. The one I saw.
12:10Okay, buddy. Come on down. Nice and slow.
12:14Yeah. We want to talk to you about some missing chickens.
12:18They're not missing. I know exactly where they are. Would you like to see them?
12:24Well, sure. Yeah.
12:27Oh, no.
12:27Okay. Have it your way.
12:31Disappear!
12:40The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
12:45Ooh.
12:47Um, we now return to the real Ghostbusters.
12:57I suppose there's no point in calling a taxi, huh?
13:01None whatsoever.
13:03Where the heck are we, anyway?
13:05In another dimension.
13:06Probably the same one Cubby sent the chickens into.
13:09Okay, so where are all those chickens?
13:12Drumsticks at six o'clock.
13:18Well, that's all to have the problem.
13:20Now all we got to do is find a way to get us and them back where we belong.
13:27Actually, there is one other small problem, Winston.
13:31Yeah? What's that?
13:33Watch out!
13:43By any chance, Egon, was that the other problem you were mentioning?
13:47Only in part.
13:49You'll notice that in this dimension, the chickens are floating above us.
13:53While we, on the other hand, are falling.
13:56Fast!
13:58Gravity, Peter.
13:59That's the problem.
14:06My feelings exactly.
14:09I calculate 63 seconds before we impact.
14:13There's gotta be something we can do.
14:16We could all put on parachutes.
14:18We don't have parachutes.
14:21I know.
14:22Depressing, isn't it?
14:2447 seconds to impact.
14:26Wait!
14:27How long would it take to wire the proton pads to provide alternate thrust?
14:32Give us a soft landing.
14:331 minute, 10 seconds.
14:35Nuts.
14:36Whoa!
14:3720 seconds to impact.
14:43Whoa!
14:45Whoa!
14:46Whoa!
14:52Hey, we made it.
14:54We're safe.
14:55Whoa!
14:56Whoa!
14:57Shh!
14:59Tourists.
15:02What is this place, anyway?
15:04And how did we get here?
15:05The nether regions.
15:07The underworld.
15:08I brought you here.
15:10Please, follow me.
15:13Could be a trap.
15:14What if we don't want to follow you?
15:17Then I send you back to the point at which I took you.
15:20One second before impact.
15:23Any more questions?
15:25Well, I think that'll do.
15:27Come on.
15:27Let's not keep the nice demon waiting.
15:31So we made a deal.
15:33And I gave him the power to make anything vanish.
15:37And he used it on chickens.
15:41I could have given him wealth, power, fame.
15:44And he wastes it.
15:46Wastes me on chickens.
15:50I need you, but don't push it.
15:53What I can't figure is, what do you need us for?
15:56I mean, you fulfilled your half of the deal.
15:58Why the concern?
16:00Ain't more ganon.
16:01Seen any chickens lately?
16:04Oh, hey, the boss was looking for someone to handle a new deal, but he couldn't use you.
16:10The king of Rudania doesn't have feathers, but I just want to say.
16:16Does that answer your question?
16:19For a demon of my status to strike a bargain over chickens is embarrassing.
16:26It's ruining my reputation.
16:28How did they find out?
16:30I have a pretty good idea.
16:34You must help me.
16:36It's my only chance to redeem myself, and your only chance to get those cursed chickens back.
16:44Send us back, and you've got a deal.
16:46Yeah.
16:47What do we have to do?
16:48If he puts everything back the way it was, I can break the contract.
16:55And once the contract is broken, he can't send the chickens away again.
17:00Hmm.
17:01I think I know a way.
17:03Then do it.
17:04Hurry.
17:04I can't stand another minute of this.
17:11Oh, I hate you.
17:17Well, all right.
17:19Home sweet home.
17:21Yeah, great.
17:22Only how are we going to get those chickens back?
17:25I don't think we want that demon mad at us.
17:28I'll explain as we work.
17:29Hurry.
17:50Okay.
17:52Stop.
17:55Now everything's set.
17:58It'll never work.
18:01Never in a million years.
18:05Hey, lady!
18:07How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
18:14Come on, let me finish! It's funny, chicken lover!
18:19Huh? What? What the...?
18:22Hiya, Chuckles. Miss us while we were gone?
18:27No, it's not possible. I sent you away. You're with the chickens!
18:33Oh, yeah, the chickens. We forgot to mention that.
18:37What about the chickens? You couldn't bring them back.
18:40I know! They're gone, you hear? Gone!
18:48That's right! There are no more chickens!
18:51Whatever you say. Except then, what are these doing here?
18:59Oh, no! No, this can't be! I sent you all away!
19:04True, but we found a way to reverse the process.
19:08Well, two can play at that game. If you reversed it and brought them back, I can reverse it again!
19:13No, don't do it!
19:15Oh, I'll do it, all right. And this time I'll find a way to keep them there.
19:20Okay. All chickens everywhere! Go right back where you came from!
19:26Now! I can make it!
19:32I wouldn't stand too close if I were you. This could get real ugly.
19:36Gotcha!
19:37There! Now we'll see who's smarter! I...
19:41Ooh!
19:44I don't get it. I... What?
19:47Oh, no! No!
20:03You're smart, don't you? Well, I'll fix you! I'll...
20:06You won't anything!
20:10If I do take back my gift of power, one, two, three, gone! No backseat!
20:18No! You can't do this to me! We had a deal!
20:23Thanks, fellas! You may be a pain in the neck to my kind most of the time, but for now,
20:29I owe you one. See you around!
20:34Well, one of you, anyway.
20:41How come you guys always look at me when somebody says stuff like that?
20:45No comment!
20:50I want to thank you again for bringing Cubby to our attention.
20:53Well, I can assure you he'll get the finest care and be up on his feet in no time.
20:58Five, ten years at the outside!
21:00Thank you, Dr. Hargrave.
21:04Come on, guys. Let's blow this pop stand.
21:10At least we know the guy will be in good hands.
21:19Got your dinner, Cubby.
21:22Great!
21:25Chicken!
21:27Chicken!
21:42The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:49We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:02The rip.
22:26That's a death that I want to storytell for!
22:26That sucks!
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