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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30I'm feeling uneasy.
00:33Funny, me too.
00:35You're uneasy because you're sitting on Boomba's tail.
00:38Oh, yeah, right.
00:41I'm uneasy because we're getting very close to the solar system
00:45inhabited by the Kanoids, our mortal enemies.
00:48Those doggy creeps who stole the Dog Star and then lost it?
00:52The same.
00:53We should leave before they detect us.
00:56There's no way the Dog Star will be anywhere near here.
01:05This new solar system looks promising, Alice.
01:08I have a feeling there's intelligent life here.
01:11Robots don't feel.
01:13I'm human, Alice. You keep forgetting.
01:16That's illogical, Zeke.
01:18Whatever made you think you were human in the first place?
01:22I felt it.
01:27These Presidential Medals of Honour are being awarded to a pair of very brave Kanoids.
01:35Captain Rex and Mr. Spot represent everything that makes the Kanoid race great.
01:42They bravely rescued the captive Kanoid slaves from Earth on the Dog Star.
01:47Then showed tremendous composure when the Dog Star went missing.
01:52And when, finally, they saw the Dog Star destroyed, they didn't whimper or cower or howl at the moon.
02:03They returned home to tell the sad tale as a lesson for us all.
02:07What is it, Lieutenant Chow Chow? We're rather busy at the moment.
02:10The Dog Star has been spotted, sir.
02:14What?
02:16Nothing. Keep going. All ears.
02:18It's been seen entering the Kanoid system.
02:22So, it gives me great pleasure to present these medals to two very special Kanoids.
02:30Oh.
02:33Disaster!
02:34If President Pemberton sees the Dog Star, he'll know it wasn't destroyed.
02:38Then he'll find out the slaves aren't slaves. They're pets.
02:43That is a logical conclusion, Captain.
02:45And it's also logical that our careers will be over, Spot. Over.
02:51Dog Star on screen now, Captain.
02:54We've got no option but to destroy it.
02:57Arm all weapons.
03:00Captain, if I may...
03:03Speak, Spot.
03:03Firing on it will only leave tell-tale debris floating in space.
03:07Curse those tell-tale debris.
03:09What do you suggest?
03:11Beagle to Dog Star. Beagle to Dog Star. Are you reading me? Over.
03:17Oh. A message. Someone's actually calling us.
03:21Hello. Dog Star here.
03:24This is Captain Rex aboard the Kanoid battlecruiser Beagle.
03:28Permission to beam aboard.
03:31Oh. How exciting.
03:33Permission granted.
03:34Oh, yes. Now I recognize you. We've met before.
03:44We have not come here to have mindless conversation with mechanical ape dolls.
03:49Oh.
03:50You mean...
03:52Us.
03:52Do you see any other mechanical ape dolls in the immediate vicinity?
03:56Um... no.
03:58We have come to offer our... assistance.
04:02You want to help us?
04:04What part of assistance did you not understand?
04:07So, you're here to help us return to Earth.
04:11Correct. That's exactly what we mean.
04:15I'm locking the coordinates for Earth into your navigation system.
04:18There.
04:20Oh.
04:25You're now on course for Earth.
04:27Thank you so much.
04:34Oh, dear.
04:36What an unsavory spectacle.
04:38What's that?
04:39Scratching yourself.
04:41Repulsive.
04:46Tell me, Spot.
04:47What exactly did you do to their navigation system?
04:51I've sent them towards the closest black hole.
04:54They'll be sucked in and reduced to atoms.
04:56They're doomed.
04:58So, no lingering evidence.
05:00And we're heroes once more.
05:02Funny.
05:04Why did I do that?
05:06It was rather unattractive, sir.
05:09I never thought I'd see the day, Alice.
05:11Going home.
05:15Oh, Hobart's scratching himself again.
05:18Could it be fleas, Alice?
05:20Perhaps.
05:21We'll activate the anti-flea measures, just to be sure.
05:32There, Hobart.
05:34No more fleas.
05:37Hmm.
05:37Well, that's funny.
05:39It seems I missed a call from Fenwick earlier.
05:42She wants me to call her back.
05:44Fenwick?
05:45Bob Santino's little helper.
05:47She's just as bad as he is.
05:49Actually, she once saved my life.
05:52See?
05:53That proves it.
05:54She wouldn't do that unless she wanted to...
05:56to...
05:56I'll get back to you on that.
05:59Fenwick is a complex personality.
06:01But she's brilliant.
06:03She's also completely immoral.
06:05Just like your grandfather.
06:07The question is, what does Fenwick want?
06:10And should I return her call?
06:12No, no way.
06:13She's so easy, us, dear.
06:25Hello, Fenwick.
06:26I have to admit, I was curious.
06:29Why were you calling me?
06:30I have an offer, Lincoln.
06:32I'm listening.
06:33You and I are both geniuses.
06:36Correct.
06:37We're both leaders in our fields.
06:39True.
06:39And we're both...
06:41Why don't we join forces, Lincoln, you and I?
06:44Together, we could do...
06:46Anything.
06:48We could find the Dog Star in no time.
06:50Your offer is interesting.
06:52But why would you want to do something good?
06:56You think I don't want to do good?
06:57I'm confused, Fenwick.
07:00You saved my life once, and yet you still work for Bob Santino.
07:04I see.
07:06You don't trust me.
07:08You've scrambled your signal so I can't trace your position.
07:12Correct?
07:12It was the only prudent course of action.
07:15All right, Lincoln.
07:16Let me show you.
07:17I can do good.
07:19You'll see.
07:19And now that our heroes are back from their strangely urgent mission,
07:27it gives me great pleasure to finally present their medals.
07:32Captain, not here.
07:39Oh, dear.
07:40How unfortunate.
07:48What's wrong with you two?
07:50Have you gone completely?
07:51Something is...
07:55Something is biting us.
08:11It's an invasion.
08:13I wonder how long it will take to reach Earth.
08:18I don't care, Zeke.
08:20As long as we get home safely, I'll be happy.
08:23This calls for a celebration, Alice.
08:25I'll get the food synthesizer to make up some cake.
08:28Oh, chocolate cake is always good to celebrate with.
08:31But robots don't eat.
08:34Okay, Alice.
08:35You can watch me eat.
08:37All of Sirius II seems to be affected by a strange,
08:53hitherto, yes, hitherto, unknown organism.
08:57There seems to be no defence against this deadly, itching parasite.
09:02Oh, sorry.
09:03I just had to do that.
09:04Oh.
09:05Oh, this is revolting.
09:10It's...
09:10It's unacceptable.
09:13Doctor Copernicus.
09:15I've calculated that if the infection continues at this rate,
09:19the entire planet will be paralysed in...
09:22Let's see, carry the seven...
09:2324 universal hours.
09:26That's going to be very ugly.
09:28But how do we fight it, Doctor?
09:30I...
09:31I'm not sure.
09:32Who knows where it will end?
09:34We may not know where it ends,
09:37but we know where it started.
09:39You brought this plague here.
09:42Oh.
09:43And you'd better find the cure for it,
09:45or your new career will involve scratching my back.
09:50Ideas, Mr. Spot.
09:52I need ideas.
09:53Well, there was that dog scratching itself on the dog star.
09:56Oh, yes.
09:58Repulsive thing.
09:59Wait.
10:00I see.
10:01This is all his fault.
10:03But he wasn't scratching the previous time we visited.
10:07Therefore...
10:07He's a Scorpio?
10:09Therefore, there must be a cure aboard that ship.
10:12Yes.
10:13Oh, of course.
10:14We'll go back and steal it from them.
10:16Ah, you recall we did send them towards a black hole, sir.
10:20Well, we'll steal it quickly, then.
10:23That was delicious cake, Alice.
10:26You shouldn't have done that, Zeke.
10:28Beautiful icing.
10:29You weren't built to consume.
10:31Oh, yes, I was, Alice.
10:33Oh, what, what, what, what?
10:34Alice, Alice, Alice, Alice.
10:35Alert.
10:36Black hole ahead.
10:37Black hole ahead.
10:38Oh, we must take evasive action.
10:42But the canoids plotted a cause for Earth.
10:45They wouldn't send us near a black hole.
10:47A black hole would reduce us to atoms.
10:49Those readings are wrong.
10:51Alert.
10:52Alert.
10:52Black hole ahead.
10:54Black hole ahead.
10:55Instruments don't lie, Zeke.
10:57Machines are fallible, Alice.
10:59Not often.
11:00Yes, they are.
11:01Look at you.
11:03You're fallible, but I, a human, am not.
11:06You're not making sense.
11:07See?
11:08You don't understand.
11:10Therefore, you're fallible.
11:12Trust me, Alice.
11:13Despite what the alarm says, there's no black hole.
11:16So there.
11:17Alert.
11:18Alert.
11:19Black hole ahead.
11:20Then what's that?
11:21A place where there are no stars.
11:23Simple.
11:24Cheer up, Alice.
11:25We're going rolling.
11:33Any sign of the dog star, Mr. Spot?
11:36Negative, sir.
11:36It's hopeless.
11:38We're too late.
11:39It's gone.
11:39Oh, the agony.
11:41Craft detected, sir.
11:43I knew we'd find it.
11:44Faith Spot.
11:45That's what it's all about.
11:47I'm putting it on the screen now.
11:49It seems to be a different Earthcraft.
11:52What?
11:53Those hairless apes.
11:54I hate those things.
11:56Crew to battle stations.
11:57Arm all weapons.
11:58We're going to blow them to pieces.
12:00Ah, sir.
12:01A word, if I may.
12:02You're always doing this, Spot.
12:04What is your problem?
12:06Sir, if you recall correctly, the Earth people built the dog star.
12:10Your point, Spot?
12:11It seems only logical that they, too, would know the cure for this.
12:16This irritation.
12:19So, nut.
12:22Blow them to pieces.
12:22Boomba thinks the dog star is that way.
12:28That's ridiculous, Simone.
12:29He could just have gas.
12:32That's not gas.
12:33It's something different.
12:35Right.
12:35So, you're the cat expert now.
12:37It's not gas.
12:38You're the one full of gas.
12:40Oh, funny.
12:41You're so funny.
12:43I try.
12:44Beagle to unidentified earthcraft.
12:46Beagle to unidentified earthcraft.
12:48Those canoids overwhelm Boomba's nasal receptors.
12:54I'll neutralise their scent.
12:59Valiant to Beagle, you know perfectly well who we are.
13:03We do?
13:05Yes.
13:06We've met.
13:07Right.
13:09Sorry.
13:11All chattering monkeys look alike to us.
13:14We're the clerks.
13:15What exactly do you want?
13:17Us?
13:17Want?
13:18Nothing, really.
13:20We were just passing.
13:21Thought we'd chat.
13:23Hey, why are you guys scratching all the time?
13:26Have you got fleas?
13:28Fleas?
13:28You mean it has a name?
13:31Yeah.
13:31If you're scratching, you've got fleas.
13:33Such an encyclopedic knowledge.
13:35You are clearly the leader of your group.
13:38So true.
13:40Tell me, wise one,
13:41how do you eradicate these so-called fleas?
13:45Well, duh.
13:46Flea powder.
13:48And where would we find this flea powder?
13:52You have some with you?
13:53Doubt it.
13:54But there's loads on Earth.
13:56Aha.
13:56On Earth.
13:57I intend to seize this mighty weapon,
14:00flea powder,
14:01from Earth.
14:02If there's any resistance,
14:03I'll take it by force.
14:04I will have this flea powder.
14:07If I have to destroy the entire Earth to get it.
14:14Hmm.
14:15That sounded hostile.
14:17Did that sound hostile to you, Planet Man?
14:19There are times, Glenn,
14:21where everything seems hopeless.
14:24That's because it is.
14:25People of Earth,
14:38this is Captain Rex of the Cape 9th Federation battlecruiser Beagle.
14:42I am issuing you an ultimatum.
14:45Who's an ultimatum?
14:47He looks like a dog.
14:48We demand you give us your most powerful weapon,
14:52flea powder.
14:53Why does he want that?
14:55You will give us all your flea powder
14:57in 20 universal minutes,
14:59or we will utterly destroy your puny planet.
15:03Ooh!
15:05Um, so that's about it, really.
15:0820 universal minutes.
15:12So there.
15:14They're still there.
15:20For how long?
15:22Fenwick calling valiant.
15:24Fenwick calling valiant.
15:26Fenwick?
15:27Why are you...
15:27I don't have much time, Lincoln.
15:29I'm just calling to let you know
15:30I'm going to do something good.
15:33Huh?
15:33Good?
15:34Elaborate.
15:36Fenwick?
15:37Something in what she said.
15:40Sounds ominous.
15:42So is Gout.
15:43Trust me.
15:43I know.
15:45I hate those canoids.
15:47Only one person can tell Earth what to do,
15:49and that's me.
15:51And that's the way it should be, sir.
15:53How can I get rid of these annoying aliens?
15:56I've rebuilt the Santino laser cannon, Mr. Santino.
15:59I think we should use it to destroy them completely.
16:03Brilliant, Fenwick.
16:04That's so...
16:06so...
16:07Good?
16:08It's better than good, Fenwick.
16:10It's very good.
16:11The food synthesizer is making ice cream now.
16:18Ooh, ice cream is good for celebrations, too.
16:21But, Zeke, what if the alarms were right?
16:24There's no black hole, Alice.
16:27Oh, not you too, Hobart.
16:29You're as bad as Alice.
16:33Hobart!
16:34Whoa!
16:35This doesn't happen really yet!
16:37Oh, Zeke, look!
16:48It's a black hole, Malice.
16:49Ruben crushed!
16:50That's what we've been trying to tell you.
16:52We've got to reverse thrust.
16:54It may be too late.
16:55Turn the ship around!
16:58There's no escape from a black hole, Zeke.
17:01Full power, Alice!
17:28And all over the planet, people everywhere are collecting flea powder to appease these evil aliens.
17:43I've got one packet.
17:44Oh, it's past its use, boy, tight, though.
17:46Oh, I've heard they can't read.
17:48It'll do.
17:50University professors, prominent taxidermists,
17:53and even rugby players, are donating every bit of flea powder they possess.
17:58Let's hope it's enough.
18:00I wonder why Santino didn't try to shoot us out of the sky.
18:04Hmm.
18:05I'm not sure.
18:06But I am picking up unusual power surges from his orbiting headquarters.
18:17Whoa!
18:17Whoa!
18:19Spot!
18:20We're under attack.
18:21Shields to fall.
18:22It's very strong, sir.
18:25But our shields can't halt this monkey weapon.
18:29That's Santino's laser cannon.
18:31But even he wouldn't dare.
18:34But who would be crazy enough to shoot at the canoids?
18:37Seems like a funny time to make a personal call, Lincoln.
18:41This is strictly business.
18:45Now that's entertainment.
18:48It's great!
18:48No, it's good.
18:53Oh, not now.
18:55Hmm.
18:56She's not answering.
18:58Then it's up to me to stop this thing.
19:00But, hey, don't we want to destroy those hairy twerps?
19:03That weapon only seems powerful enough to make them angry.
19:07It'll start an interplanetary war between the canoids and us,
19:11and we won't win.
19:12I need to concentrate.
19:19I'm going to send a low-frequency nullifying signal
19:23that will deactivate the cannon and fuse its circuits.
19:26You've done this before?
19:27Never.
19:28There.
19:31We'll only get one shot.
19:33I didn't tell you to stop, Fenwick.
19:51Don't stop!
19:52There's only one person smart enough
19:55to use a low-frequency nullifying signal
19:57to deactivate the laser cannon and fuse its circuits.
20:01Lincoln Clark!
20:03Again?
20:05Lincoln Clark to Beagle.
20:07Lincoln Clark calling the Beagle.
20:09I'm about to destroy Earth,
20:10so why should I talk to you, monkey?
20:13Because I sabotaged the laser cannon that was attacking you,
20:16and I want to help.
20:18You've got nothing I want.
20:20Not even flea powder?
20:22Oh!
20:23Are you sure this is a good idea, Lincoln?
20:26Yes.
20:27I...
20:27Maybe not.
20:31As it turns out,
20:32we had some flea powder aboard the Valiant
20:34for our cat, Boomba.
20:35It's not very big.
20:37I'm sure your best scientist
20:40will be able to deconstruct it and manufacture more.
20:43Here, let me...
20:45Those weapons aren't necessary.
20:50I'll be the judge of what's necessary, ape.
20:52Go ahead and spray.
20:55On spot.
21:03I find immediate relief, Captain.
21:06Quick!
21:06Me too, me too.
21:07Oh!
21:11Stuff is brilliant.
21:12There is one other item you might be interested in.
21:17Is it a tiny belt?
21:20That's right, Mr. President.
21:22A complete cube.
21:24Guaranteed a hundred percent.
21:28Oh!
21:29Ah, yes.
21:31I feel better already.
21:33Uh, Dr. Copernicus?
21:35Yes, sir?
21:36Uh...
21:36Analyze this.
21:39And make enough for everybody.
21:41Interesting.
21:42Where did it come from?
21:44Oh, well, you see,
21:46it seems we caught the flea infection
21:48from hairless monkeys from Earth.
21:50So we bravely stalled the antidote from them, too.
21:54Oh, brilliant.
21:55Brilliant.
21:56But hairless monkeys of Earth wouldn't have enough hair.
21:59Well, they did.
21:59And this works, doesn't it?
22:02Fetch those medals again.
22:04These heroes deserve them.
22:06Oh, Zeke, the engines were strong enough to pull us free.
22:19Oh, only just, Alice.
22:21But look, the navigation coordinates the canoids entered,
22:24they're scrambled.
22:25Oh, no.
22:27Now we'll never find Earth.
22:28I don't know about you, Alice,
22:30but I'm just happy everything's back to normal.
22:34Well, almost.
22:37Who are you trying to call, Lincoln?
22:49Uh, oh, um, no-one.
22:51Doesn't matter.
22:57I am going to destroy Lincoln
23:00and all of those rotten Clark kids.
23:03See, Dino?
23:04Why can't you think like that?
23:07Where is that boy when you want him?
23:14I must admit I had my doubts about these flea collars,
23:18but really, they do grow on you.
23:20Very stylish, Captain.
23:21Oh, you think so?
23:22I have no fashion sense,
23:24but that's what I'm told.
23:25Hmm, they could catch on.
23:37See, Dino?
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