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00:00I'll be right back.
00:30with me now viewers is the brilliant inventor and warm-hearted family man mr. Bob Santino
00:39a pleasure and an honor to be here hank so what juicy wonders do you have for us this week observe
00:47superb but what is it I designed it myself I call it the P76 I see but what is it Hank it floats
00:57and it flashes indeed but what is it it floats Hank and it flashes you haven't made any new
01:06robots or an invention that can bring the dog star back to earth just the P76 it's a masterpiece
01:14mr. Santino it floats and it flashes on sale now everyone thinks the P76 is a dud
01:26I don't father it flashes my invention my dream and I haven't sold a single one Dino tell me
01:35honestly do you think I made a dreadful mistake not at all father I absolutely love the P76 and
01:42the important thing is you followed your dream just like in the musicals I've made a dreadful mistake
01:51fan work yes mr. Santino why didn't you advise me not to make these things I did I did is that the
01:59best answer you can come up with but I know how you can sell them you do every last one it would
02:07be highly unethical you have my complete attention
02:10strange there are fewer dog biscuits than usual oh well it doesn't matter I have made an error
02:27did you just say something I have made an error you never spoke before I never made an error before but
02:35why speak you were turned away from me and could not observe my malfunction alert thus I needed to attract your
02:42attention there is no longer cause for me to speak therefore please don't stop my prime function is to
02:48distribute food from the main processing room not to speak but it's good to have a conversation with you
02:54why my vocabulary is limited you still make more sense than my co-pilot Zeke
03:01as a human I'm deriving great amusement from this yo-yo oh yes this is tremendous fun
03:09I can't believe it mum and dad sent me the latest planet man annual the one with neutron girl and they've
03:18written letters for each of us yes Simone I might read that later but first I have to do this
03:24onward to infinity oh nothing embarrasses you does it Glenn oh dear your father says that he owes 100,000
03:34credits after his last removal job how come he dropped a piano onto a jet
03:40limit what's happening some unstoppable force is dragging us can we stop it Glenn I just said it was unstoppable what's your point
03:53we're on planet Mensa oh that nerd planet again Mensa is a planet of wisdom a society of super intelligent beings I'm sure I can use logic to secure our release if that doesn't work I could always throw rocks
04:17hmm smell the neurons in the air we've obviously been brought here for some supremely intelligent reason
04:32are you absolutely sure the mensons are peaceful as sure as I am that the atomic weight of strontium is 87.62
04:40are you too hi I'm Glenn Clark I'm Simone yeah whatever we have encountered you before you are a highly
04:49evolved respectful civilization I'd go to punch your dose if it's any help I did bring some rocks
05:02please permit me to correct my error and distribute extra dog biscuits then I will self-destruct
05:08what why I have made an error I am an unreliable machine please don't self-destruct there are other food
05:17dispensing machines on the dog star surplus to the shoots in the kennels it would not be a great loss we
05:22all make mistakes like you I also have a prime function it is to fly the dog star to earth
05:30sorry Hobart Hobart would like the correct amount of dog biscuits
05:35my prime function has been fulfilled it was good talking to you and I'm glad you didn't self-destruct
05:46prime function altered I must distribute food prime function altered I must fly the dog star to earth
05:54I must distribute food please there is no need for aggression you are sophisticated lifeforms
06:08no I've got to jump on your head where is the logic in that we like jumping on heads you know Lincoln that is
06:17kind of logical
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06:41not unless you say please
06:43climb into the medipod
06:47if it's all the same to you we'd rather go back to our spaceship
06:56okay we'll come with you guys
07:05proceed through decontamination
07:07don't you people ever say please
07:23excuse me could anyone tell me where I can get a nice cup of tea
07:28dr schrodinger and dirac so you remember us from your previous visit to men sir
07:34Lincoln Clark you're the one who made me look like an idiot
07:37trust me it wasn't difficult why did you bring us back to your planet please observe
07:43at last you said please
07:46people of mensa a terrible virus has been unleashed on our planet and has so far affected one tenth of
07:52the population citizens who contract this virus immediately start behaving in a stupid manner
07:58for example they play chess badly
08:03they use their intelligence enhancing ultra brain helmets incorrectly
08:09and they greet each other in a primitive manner
08:13and so it has become necessary to quarantine our unaffected population in the great dome until a cure
08:20is found this virus is right totally uncool must fight it
08:30subdued random
08:31we brought you here because our planet has been decimated
08:38and you are to blame you will be severely punished
08:42ah well i guess that means i don't get a cup of tea
08:47alice i wish you could experience such joy
08:50but of course you're a robot and therefore human pleasures are beyond you
08:57must fly dog star to earth
08:59what uh excuse me aren't you a food dispensing machine
09:04must fly dog star to earth no no that isn't your job alice and i are the pilots
09:11where is alice must fly oh be quiet you're the wrong shape for a pilot and you're a food dispensing
09:18machine you stay right here i'm going to find alice
09:24must fly dog star to earth
09:27we're really sorry about what's happened to your planet but why blame us this stupidity virus broke
09:33out shortly after your last visit therefore you are responsible and justice must be done
09:39by the supreme law of menza we will reduce you to nothing but pure mathematics don't take it personally
09:49alice where are you oh dear alice must fly dog star to earth
10:03oh that's the first time anyone has survived mathematical reduction how did you do it i introduced
10:15a foreign element into the mathematical data the square root of negative one but that isn't a real
10:22number which is why it backfired on you yeah as planet man would say sometimes being too clever isn't
10:29as clever as simply being clever enough onward to infinity excuse me what did you just say um
10:39onward to infinity before the stupidity virus took held there was a different milder virus that affected
10:46some of us but for only a short time what were the symptoms well the subject would do this
10:52and say meaningless things like onward to infinity dirac and i both caught it most embarrassing did
11:02anyone who caught the mild virus later contract the major strain i don't believe so then your problems
11:11are over and you have glenn to thank me we didn't bring the stupidity virus to mensa we brought the cure
11:18you you don't think lincoln's caught that stupidity virus do you must distribute food
11:28alice what are you doing must distribute food alice you shouldn't be here this is the food synthesizing
11:36room must distribute food it is my prime function but you don't know how to distribute food and if you
11:44keep messing with the equipment there won't be any food to distribute to the dogs
11:52must distribute food it is my prime function hobart is it my imagination or is it getting hot in here
12:02oh no must fly dog star to earth
12:06ah yes yes i'm beginning to understand i'm not that's hardly surprising you're saying that dirac and
12:16i will never get the stupidity virus that's right because you've already been in contact with glenn
12:22which means you're inoculated huh glenn sometimes to immunize people from a serious virus we give them a
12:29mild one this is called inoculation what are you talking about it seems that you have a permanent
12:36virus that makes you well a bit silly that would explain a lot we don't have it of course not but
12:44you would have once given us a brief small dose i remember i did see little lincoln and simone doing this
12:52i thought it was for a school project you did it too grand we thought you'd flipped um are you
13:01offended by any of this glenn jimma i don't even understand any of this by giving a small dose of
13:07silliness to the mensons you make them immune to the stupidity virus you can save nine tenths of the
13:14population well that i understand what a hero i am but that means a tenth of the planet would
13:21still be stupid well that's a pretty good average for most planets true and how do we dispense the
13:27inoculation simple yeah come on everyone form a cue shake the boy's hand you'll be a bit silly
13:36for a few minutes but you'll be immune to the stupidity virus forever that young lincoln really
13:42is a genius oh i would have thought of it hi pleasure to meet you have a nice day
13:51onward to infinity like an autograph no i love planet man so where did the stupidity virus really come
14:00from maybe it was released by some evil mastermind that often happens interesting
14:08now let's see how my devilish little experiment has progressed
14:16oh can i join you father no dino only i may cha-cha
14:28uh tired hand you saved us how can we ever repay you 100 000 credits should cover it done
14:41dr schrodinger more intruders have landed on mensa give me a visual direct
14:46i might have known bob santino was behind this hello is anybody out there
14:54yoo-hoo we're over here can you see us dino people could see us from another galaxy
15:02you don't like the biohazard suits our design father of course i do dino i don't
15:08ah hello there i wonder if you could answer a question for me what is two plus two oh i know
15:18father let our friends answer it three though eleven three eleven perfect
15:30fenwick's stupidity virus seems to be a great success one of the smartest races in the universe
15:36is now completely thick oh i'm gonna punch your nose nature yes yes deal with these idiots will you
15:45dana with pleasure mr santino but father why did you release fenwick's stupidity virus here a test case
15:55if i can stupidize a brilliant planet like mensa then earth will be a pushover earth
16:00i've made a billion of those p76s and i want everyone on earth to buy one but people are only going to do
16:08that if they're stupid father i like the p76s does that mean i'm stupid oh no dino just special come on back to earth
16:22that's inhuman bob santino plans to make everyone on earth stupid just so he can sell them stuff
16:33but if bob santino releases the stupidity virus on earth won't he catch it too santino doesn't live
16:40on earth but people who get the stupid virus enjoy fighting civilization on earth will crumble oh i
16:58really could use a cup of tea fear not i will use logic to stop this villain dirac open a communication
17:06channel to that departing spacecraft no picking up a communication from mensa mr santino really attend
17:16carefully whatever you do don't release that virus you don't know it's full effects we survived but
17:23only because of these two clocks oh joy dana please fire a missile at the source of the broadcast
17:31i may even cha-cha
17:41he's going to blow us up no he's not everyone put on your ultra brain helmets even me no you're still silly
17:52concentrate on destroying that missile we can all do it together if we try hard enough
18:01so
18:11we did it we destroyed the missiles no lincoln you did it i admire
18:25you actually i'll take that back but once again we're in your debt another 100 000 credits please
18:33oh and we'd like our spaceship back it will be done this calls for a celebration for you maybe but earth
18:42is about to get a massive dose of stupidity can't we just inoculate everyone on earth that's a lot of
18:48handshakes santino is going to release the virus as soon as he gets to earth we'll never get there
18:54before him but we have the valiant santino has the bobcat that's twice as fast depends who's in the
19:01pilot seat it's going to be a bumpy ride we'll need a crash helmet for boomba
19:10i really miss those days when i was the star pilot and billy pickens aerobatic squadron
19:17lincoln even if we do make it back to earth before bob santino how are we going to inoculate millions of
19:23people glenn come to my laboratory laboratory all right bedroom
19:36much fly dog star to earth much fly dog star to earth much fly dog star
19:42you're not meant to fly the dog star it is my prime function no it's did you say prime function
19:56correct alice used the same phrase and when i last saw her she was going off to get dog biscuits for
20:02hobart let me think oh this is hard i got it alice bumped her head the static charge this
20:11created scrambled your software and your prime directives were swapped oh little machine you
20:17have to come with me or every dog on this ship will starve distribute food distribute food if i cannot
20:26perform my prime function i am an unreliable machine and must shut down permanently glenn i may need a
20:35little more of your dna would an old handkerchief do oh perfect now all i need is
20:41a really powerful radio antenna i don't think i have one of those
20:54mr santino something very strange is happening on earth
21:03they already have the stupid virus no you have to be so creepy fenwick
21:10i would surmise that people are being inoculated by global broadcast against my stupidity virus
21:16you mean they'll never catch the stupidity virus after i gave you so much money for it yes
21:24just yes yes they'll never catch the stupidity virus very inventive lincoln clark
21:32wow did all those specs come from my dna encoding it to be broadcast was the tricky part and the fun part
21:43was getting back to earth before bob santino i just love doing those hyperspace burnouts
21:49broadcasting complete planet earth is inoculated then let's go before bob santino finds out what's
21:59happened too late get them dana show no mercy with pleasure mr santino
22:05we really should go not until we drop off that little present
22:15it's a shame we don't have time for a proper business
22:18to be with it of work
22:22mark i just found a package on the doorstep it's a universal money order
22:29promise you won't faint mark but someone has given us
22:32two hundred thousand credits I was afraid that might happen I cannot
22:41distribute food I am an unreliable machine I must therefore self-destruct
22:49Alice I think this machine would like to help you I'm sorry but you'll have to
22:55repeat the accident with any luck your prime directives will switch back
23:02I'd better get back to repairing the food synthesizing room oh just an
23:10electrical fault Alice how do you feel I'm a robot I do not have feelings though
23:17curiously I seem to have a headache I really owe you
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