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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30Don't tell the others, Planet Man, but sometimes I wonder if we'll ever find the Dog Star.
00:44A true hero, Glenn, believes nothing is impossible.
00:49Wow! I wonder if...
00:51A nice cup of tea and my fudge cookies to dunk into it.
01:00Oh, this tastes a bit off, though.
01:06So, which way? Left or right? Right or left? So many questions.
01:12So far the Dog Star has eluded all attempts to find it. Hypothesis? Is it hiding from us?
01:20Is it hiding from us?
01:27What happened?
01:30It's exactly like Planet Man, episode 259. We've been attacked by jellymen from Jupiter.
01:37How did they tie you up? Jellymen don't have hands.
01:40And they're fictional.
01:42It wasn't jellymen.
01:46Baba Galoosh.
01:47The same. The most feared bounty hunter in the known universe.
01:51But...but you're retired.
01:54I am retired.
01:56So, does that mean Bob Santino has hired you to capture us?
02:01You? But that's impossible.
02:04Think fast, Gemma.
02:14You're an imposter!
02:15Uncle Phil!
02:31It is you!
02:34Oh, sorry about the dramatic entrance, Gemma.
02:39I just did that to see if I've still got what it takes.
02:42You sure have, Uncle Phil. Right, guys?
02:47Yeah, for sure. Absolutely.
02:49Hope you didn't mind.
02:52Absolutely.
02:52Yeah, of course.
02:55This has got to be the most dull, lifeless part of the universe we've ever seen.
03:01I can't believe anybody ever comes here.
03:05Oh, how strange, Zeke.
03:07The sensors detect life ahead.
03:09There's nothing ahead but a tiny asteroid.
03:14Perhaps the sensor is faulty.
03:16Bad sensor.
03:18Uncle Phil, last time I saw you was on Gavin, our asteroid home.
03:23Floating, out of control, off to the end of the universe.
03:27How did you escape?
03:28I have a spaceship.
03:30Right.
03:31That would do it.
03:32I was forced to come out of retirement because Gavin is now returning to the solar system.
03:39Oh, that's nice.
03:41Not really.
03:43It's on a collision course with Earth.
03:45Again?
03:46How rude.
03:48He's right.
03:49It will hit Earth in around seven universal hours.
03:52And I can't let that happen.
03:54It probably won't happen.
03:57Bob Santino will blow it out of the sky with a Santino laser cannon long before it hits.
04:02We can't let my home be destroyed.
04:04I lost my home once.
04:06In a card game.
04:08There might be one way to save it.
04:11But it means borrowing something from Bob Santino's laboratory.
04:14Then let's get it.
04:16Santino won't want to part with it.
04:18He will if I ask him.
04:20Bob Santino, I'm coming for you.
04:30Oh, no.
04:32It's Baba Ganoush.
04:33But it can't be.
04:34I destroyed him.
04:37You're playing with fire, Mr. Santino.
04:45He's no match for my genius, Dana.
04:47I distinctly remember.
04:49I always thought it was strange that the greatest bounty hunter in the universe was beaten so easily.
04:56Don't tell me that now.
04:59Isn't he the one who never fails?
05:01Who always wins?
05:03Unstoppable.
05:04Ruthless.
05:05Deadly.
05:06That's enough adjectives, Dino.
05:08He must have only wanted you to think he was dead.
05:11So he could return later to enact horrible retribution.
05:15Thank you, Dino.
05:17I feel so much better.
05:18Ah, peace and quiet.
05:23Huh?
05:31What?
05:32Visitors?
05:34Look, a human, just like me.
05:38That's Raymond Ridley, the famous Earth scientist.
05:41Oh, he's smart.
05:43He'll know how to get us back to Earth.
05:45Lucky day.
05:46How annoying.
05:47All I want is solitude.
05:49Dog star hailing Raymond Ridley.
05:51Dog star hailing Raymond Ridley.
05:53If I ignore them, maybe they'll go away.
05:59He seems to be ignoring us, Zeke.
06:02Maybe he's just shy, like me.
06:15Look, it's Mum and Dad.
06:17Oh, Gemma.
06:18It's so good to see you.
06:20But you should have stayed away.
06:23We're going to be destroyed.
06:25Again.
06:26No.
06:27Lincoln's going to save you.
06:29Hmm.
06:30The last time he saved us,
06:32our asteroid shot off aimlessly into space.
06:36Well, yes.
06:37But this time everything depends on Baba Ghanoush.
07:05Ah!
07:07No!
07:09You're here!
07:21I have come, Pobsantino.
07:23I'm doomed.
07:25Dana!
07:26Dana!
07:27She's not in a position to help you.
07:30There's no hope!
07:32It's over!
07:34I don't suppose groveling will help.
07:36No.
07:37Money?
07:38Not interested.
07:40Anything!
07:41I'll do anything!
07:43There is something.
07:45Yes!
07:46Yes!
07:46Just name it!
07:48Element Q?
07:50Yes!
07:51I want it!
07:52And if Baba Ghanoush wants it,
07:54he gets it.
07:55Hurry, Fenwick!
07:55What exactly is Element Q, anyway?
07:59Oh, it's my secret invention.
08:04One drop of Element Q can make any object intangible.
08:08The object remains in this ghost-like state for three minutes.
08:16Sadly, we've never found a useful application for it.
08:20And this is all there is.
08:22Here!
08:23It's yours!
08:24So now you won't break any of my bones?
08:27Yes!
08:27Yes!
08:28Yes!
08:28Yes!
08:28Yes!
08:28How did you know about Element Q?
08:38It was something Fenwick and I worked on together.
08:41I never believed it would work.
08:43I was wrong.
08:44She was right.
08:46So, Fenwick's smarter than you.
08:50I have the item.
08:52That doesn't seem like enough to save this entire asteroid.
08:57It's enough.
08:58Believe me.
09:00I was right to plant a micro-camera in that bottle.
09:04Lincoln Clark is the one who stole my Element Q.
09:08I'm going to get you, Lincoln,
09:10if it's the last thing I do.
09:14Mr Ridley?
09:16Hello?
09:17Can you hear us?
09:19Yoo-hoo!
09:20Anybody home?
09:21Go.
09:22Go away.
09:22Go away.
09:24We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd drop in.
09:27We'll only stay a minute.
09:28No, you won't.
09:30You're from Earth.
09:31You'll stay.
09:32You'll wreck this place.
09:33Just like you wrecked Earth.
09:35Go away.
09:36Um, speaking of Earth,
09:38can you just point us in its direction?
09:40No!
09:41Forget it!
09:42Earth is a dump!
09:43A cesspool!
09:45Do yourself a favor.
09:46Steer clear!
09:47You and all those dogs are better off without it.
09:51So, that's a no?
09:58Is there any part of Gavin that's interesting?
10:02This spot right here is our greatest tourist attraction.
10:05Why?
10:06The rocks!
10:08Right.
10:11Now, one last drop of element Q and I'm done.
10:14So, how exactly does this work, Lincoln?
10:17I've set up six of these at equidistant points on Gavin's surface.
10:21At the right time, I'll send an electronic signal.
10:24Each device will release its drop of element Q onto the surface
10:27and Gavin, and everything on it, will become intangible.
10:31So?
10:32That sounds dumb.
10:33What's the point?
10:34Instead of hitting Earth, Gavin will pass right through it.
10:39So, Gavin will be like a ghost going through a wall.
10:42Like a breeze through curtains.
10:45Like a curry through glinny.
10:47But we've got to time it just right.
10:51If I ignore them, they'll go away.
10:57Hello.
10:58Hope you don't mind us dropping in.
11:01Mind?
11:02Of course I mind.
11:04You're using up my artificially created atmosphere.
11:07Oh.
11:07Well, we don't breathe.
11:09We're robots.
11:10Speak for yourself, Alice.
11:12I'm human.
11:13So, you don't want to play cards?
11:16I hate cards.
11:18Chess?
11:19I hate board games.
11:21Tennis?
11:21I hate sport, too.
11:23You're not leaving me a lot of room here.
11:25That's because there is no room.
11:28No room for visitors.
11:29Only room for me.
11:31And I just want peace and quiet.
11:36Oh.
11:37Oh, God.
11:38I forgot you were aboard the Dog Star, too.
11:40You remember me.
11:43Oh.
11:44That's nice.
11:45Um.
11:46You know Hobart doesn't speak, right?
11:49Of course.
11:50And that makes him a lot more agreeable than you two.
11:53Oh.
11:55Oh.
11:56All right.
11:58I'll help.
11:59But only to get you two off my home.
12:01I think he's warming to us.
12:03We'll have to be careful.
12:05Gavin will become detectable by Earth's radar very soon.
12:09Uh, Link, I think there's an issue.
12:13We're not happy.
12:15So?
12:16Govinians are never happy.
12:17True, but now we're even more unhappy.
12:21But why?
12:21We're saving your world.
12:23By making it disappear.
12:25Yes.
12:26Only for three minutes.
12:28We can't allow that.
12:29No.
12:30No.
12:30No.
12:30No.
12:31No.
12:31No.
12:31But Mum, Dad, that's silly.
12:34Why not?
12:35Remember the old Gavinian proverb, Gemma?
12:39Have faith in your stone and it will serve you well.
12:42Yeah.
12:43So?
12:44So?
12:45Gavin is a big stone.
12:47We have faith in our stone.
12:49In a contest with another stone, our stone must win.
12:54So, um, just to reiterate, if Gavin collides with Earth, you think Earth will come off sick
13:01and best?
13:02It must.
13:03We trust our proverbs.
13:04You cannot make Gavin weak like a gas.
13:07You must respect Gavinian law.
13:09What if we don't?
13:14Relax, please.
13:18Dad, we understand.
13:19We understand.
13:20Please.
13:22Uncle Phil, can't you talk sense to them?
13:25You know Gavinians, Gemma.
13:27Talking sense doesn't work.
13:30So true.
13:32And the news just in.
13:34Earth is about to be hit by a rogue asteroid.
13:37As usual, astronomers have detected the deadly object far too late.
13:46Where do we get these people?
13:51Why?
13:52Didn't this happen once before?
13:55Yes, but we only survived by a one in a million chance.
14:02And we'll be right back after this commercial break.
14:05This is the second time in six months.
14:09Everybody is going to think this show is a repeat.
14:12This'll never rate.
14:14You must listen to reason.
14:16We're Gavilians.
14:18We don't listen to reason.
14:20But Earth is 500 times bigger than Gavin.
14:24Use your common sense.
14:25We spit on common sense.
14:28Patooey.
14:29Be quiet.
14:30You're listening to me now.
14:33And I'm telling you to let Lincoln do his job.
14:37But...
14:38What?
14:39Nothing.
14:40And if anyone has a problem with him saving your planet,
14:43then he should take it up with me.
14:45Personally.
14:47Any takers?
14:48Ah, happy days.
15:00But, Father, a giant asteroid is about to hit Earth.
15:03Yes, Dino.
15:04But where other men see disaster, I see opportunity.
15:09This is yet another chance for Bob Santino to look like a hero.
15:13Excellent.
15:14You're going to dress up in a tight, brightly coloured costume?
15:18No, Dino.
15:19You're going to get bitten by a radioactive spider and...
15:22No, Dino.
15:23You're going to let gamma rays make you grow big and turn green and...
15:27You're raving, Dino.
15:29And you know Daddy doesn't like raving.
15:32Sorry.
15:33I'm going to use the Santino laser cannon
15:35and blast that asteroid to pieces.
15:38Right, Fenwick?
15:39Remember, sir, the last time we tried that,
15:42Lincoln Clark jammed the cannon with a low-frequency radio signal.
15:46Curse that Lincoln Clark!
15:48But I've since made that impossible.
15:51So nothing can stop me firing my laser cannon?
15:54No, sir.
15:55Then what are we waiting for?
15:56Mwahahahaha!
16:04So that's going to take us to Earth?
16:07No!
16:09Never!
16:09I hate that place!
16:11But seeing Hobart,
16:12I remembered that his family are still searching for him.
16:15Mwahahahaha!
16:16So, this device will locate the Valiant.
16:20Specifically, the atomic structure of Gran's fudge cookies.
16:23There's nothing like it in the universe.
16:25I'll eat my last one, so as not to confuse the detector.
16:28Now, this device will lock onto Gran's remaining cookies
16:36and take you directly to them.
16:39Really?
16:39Of course, really.
16:41I invented it.
16:42Once this locks onto the Valiant,
16:44it can't lose it.
16:45Ever!
16:45Never!
16:46Ever!
16:46In our time of greatest need,
16:50a hero has emerged,
16:52and that man is Bob Santino.
16:55You're too kind, Hank.
16:57Then again,
16:58is the real hero you
16:59or the Santino laser cannon?
17:02It's me, Hank,
17:03and don't forget it.
17:04Yes, Mr. Santino.
17:06Although,
17:06I can't help but remember
17:08there have been problems
17:09with the laser cannon in the past.
17:12Would you like to fire it, Hank?
17:15Me?
17:16Would I?
17:17Can I?
17:18Is that possible?
17:19Oh, I'd love to.
17:21All you have to do is say,
17:23fire!
17:24Really?
17:25That's all you want me to do?
17:26Just...
17:27Oh, well, I may need rehearsal.
17:34How exciting, Alice.
17:37Switch on the device.
17:39I can't wait to find the Valiant.
17:46That's it.
17:47It's found the Valiant already.
17:50And it's taking us straight to it.
17:52We're saved, Alice.
17:53We're saved.
17:58Should I say fire
18:00in any particular voice?
18:02Your voice is fine, Hank.
18:03This has to be timed perfectly.
18:06Is three minutes enough time
18:07for Gavin to pass through the Earth?
18:09Only just.
18:10Sure.
18:11I could do an accent.
18:13Just say it, Hank.
18:14All right.
18:15Waiting.
18:16Just say it, Hank.
18:16Waiting.
18:17OK.
18:18Um...
18:19Fire.
18:19Fire.
18:20Was that strong enough?
18:46Fire.
18:47Fire.
18:47That's it.
18:49As we are not solid,
18:50we can no longer send or receive signals.
18:53Oh, dear.
18:55It seems the device can no longer detect the Valiant.
18:58But Mr Ridley said that was impossible.
19:01Once we're locked on,
19:02we can't lose it.
19:03I don't feel any different.
19:08Me neither.
19:09But this is cool.
19:11I hope they feel that way on Earth.
19:13Why is the asteroid still coming right at us,
19:23Mr Santino?
19:24Do I look like an astronomer, Hank?
19:26If you'll excuse me,
19:27I have to leave now.
19:30Oh.
19:32This is it.
19:33This can't be happening.
19:40Right, Planet Man?
19:41A true hero, Glenn.
19:43Believes nothing is impossible.
19:46Well, then I guess it is happening.
19:49So, Element Q is never going to work, Link and Clark.
19:53It looks like it's working now.
19:56Oh, you're...
19:56You're so annoying.
20:00This is good.
20:01We've passed through the core
20:03and we're into the mantle once more.
20:05So, we're on our way out?
20:06Yes.
20:07But it's taking longer than I calculated.
20:10If we don't emerge in 20 seconds,
20:12it could be catastrophic.
20:14Oh!
20:15Alice!
20:16Ridley's device!
20:18It's out of control!
20:20We've got to disconnect it
20:21or we'll crash!
20:24Phew!
20:25That was close.
20:29We're coming through!
20:31Look!
20:31Sunlight!
20:32And moonlight.
20:34Look!
20:34Oh, the moon!
20:36That's pretty.
20:37But we're solid again.
20:39We're going to crash.
20:40Whoa!
20:43That thing almost got us wrecked, Zeke.
20:46But why did it lose the Valiant?
20:49Mr. Ridley said it couldn't do that.
20:51I don't know.
20:52But it obviously isn't programmed to accept failure.
20:56It's dangerous.
20:57I agree, Alice.
20:58We'll just have to find the Earth the old-fashioned way.
21:01The way that's failed us completely before?
21:04Yes.
21:04Hmm.
21:05Okay.
21:06How come you didn't anticipate this?
21:09Our progress through the Earth was unaccountably slower than expected.
21:13This will be close.
21:14The Earth's gravity is slowing Gavin down.
21:28It's pulling it back.
21:29It's moving us into orbit around the Earth.
21:33And it seems, Hank, that Earth has a brand new moon.
21:36That's wonderful news.
21:38That makes, um, two of them now, right?
21:42That's correct, Hank.
21:43And I discovered that the reason Gavin's path through the Earth was slower than I calculated
21:47was because Gavin's core is composed of dulconite,
21:51the densest element in the galaxy.
21:53Dulconite?
21:55But that's very rare.
21:56And isn't that what your roe bogs are made from, Mr. Santino?
22:00Yes, Hank.
22:02And I'd like to announce I'm buying Gavin as of today.
22:06Well, you heard it first here, folks.
22:09That won't be possible.
22:11What?
22:12As Earth's previous stocks of dulconite have been depleted,
22:16the Gavinians are aware of exactly how valuable it is.
22:19That's inconvenient.
22:21Any exploitation of dulconite will have to be done with full environmental impact studies
22:26and with cultural sensitivity.
22:29Oh.
22:30And you'll have to negotiate a fair price with the Gavinian minister for the environment.
22:34Yes, yes.
22:35Who is it?
22:36Me!
22:38Oh!
22:38The irony is, that old Gavinian proverb was right.
22:43Trust your stone and it'll serve you well.
22:46Yes.
22:47Gavin's core is made of dulconite.
22:49It would have smashed Earth to bits.
22:51But everyone on both planets would be goners.
22:54Nope, it's a dopey save.
22:57Lincoln Clark, you stole my invention.
23:01I had to, Fenwick.
23:02It was the only way to save Earth.
23:05Please understand.
23:06I understand we are enemies, Lincoln.
23:09You'd better watch your back.
23:11Don't worry, Lincoln.
23:13I'll watch your back for you.
23:15That thought fills me with no confidence whatsoever.
23:19Watching.
23:20Watching.
23:22Please don't do that.
23:24Watching.
23:25Watching.
23:26Watching.
23:45viewership.
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