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00:00I'll see you next time.
00:30Missing your favourite pooch? Sick of throwing a stick to your cat? Well, your prayers have just been answered. Robots are the world's favourite artificial dogs and they're fun. Buy one today or people will mock you.
00:43Here we are, Lincoln. I made us both some nice warm cocoa. Lincoln? Lincoln? Are you alright? He's pointing at the US ice cream. Maybe something upset him?
01:00Oh dear. Lincoln, speak to me.
01:08Captain's log, Stardate B1, B2. While the Beagle's engines seem fully operational, we are currently unable to jump into hyperspace. There appears to be some interference.
01:21Captain, I believe I've detected the Dog Star.
01:24It's not possible. I destroyed... I mean, the Dog Star fell into a black hole.
01:30Oh, it does look like the Dog Star, Captain. And our radar is the powerful new Blue Ray model.
01:37Meaning?
01:37The Dog Star can't detect us, even if we can detect them.
01:41Just testing you, Scotty. Hmm. I told President Pemberton that the Dog Star was destroyed. I must get rid of it. But how? Missiles will leave tell-tale debris.
01:53Uh, Captain...
01:55I'll have to re-board the Dog Star and alter its course to ensure categorically its elimination. Perhaps by a supernova. And the operation must be top secret.
02:05In that case, perhaps you should switch off your captain's log.
02:09I already have, Mr. Spot. Do you think I'd be stupid enough to be recording this?
02:14Sir, the erase button is...
02:16I know, I know, I know.
02:21He was pointing at the US eye. Perhaps Lincoln saw something that made him pass out.
02:27Well, they have been replaying some scary episodes of Planet Man. Perhaps that's what made him faint.
02:32Only if he fainted from boredom.
02:37Captain Rex, as science officer, my time may be better spent solving the hyperspace problem.
02:42No, you're boarding the Dog Star with me, Mr. Spot.
02:46But surely someone like Lieutenant Chow Chow could accompany you?
02:49Absolutely not. She's a female.
02:52Is that a problem?
02:53Could be.
02:54Interesting.
02:55Mr. Shizu, you may take command while we're gone.
02:57Thank you, sir.
02:58Good luck, Captain. You too, Mr. Spot.
03:02Mr. Spot.
03:12These robots now know that we tried to destroy them before, so this time we need to be clever.
03:18I see why you wanted me to come with you.
03:20We are their foe, and robots, even monkey robots, can turn nasty.
03:26You know, Alice, I feel optimistic. We'll be home soon.
03:32You cannot feel optimistic, Zeke. You're a robot.
03:36Typical, Alice. You're such a pessimist.
03:39I thought of a disguise, so we can sneak past those robot pilots. Regrettably, we will have to walk around on all fours and disrobe.
03:51You mean, take off our clothes?
03:54That's why I couldn't allow Lieutenant Chow Chow to accompany me. It would have been inappropriate.
04:00I see.
04:01I realize that, as a canoid of breeding and distinction, the very idea of being naked in public must be...
04:08Your turn, Captain.
04:11Very good, Mr. Spot. Yes.
04:15I've located another craft, Captain Cheezle.
04:18I think...
04:19Nay, it cannot be.
04:21That's the Valiant.
04:26Planet Man, how do we wake up Lincoln?
04:28Bananas, Glenn, are full of yellow, fruity goodness.
04:32Boomba senses canines in the vicinity.
04:38Is it the Beagle?
04:39Or the Dog Star?
04:40Or both?
04:41Or neither?
04:43Better give Boomba his anti-canine fishy treats, Simone, before he explodes.
04:53I don't see any spaceships out there.
04:55In our recent missions, the Valiant has proved a constant irritation.
05:02Scotty, destroy it.
05:04Is that a good idea?
05:06I'm sure Captain Rex would approve.
05:08Oh, I'm not.
05:10Well, he's not Captain, and I am.
05:13I repeat, destroy the Valiant.
05:20Whatever you say, Captain.
05:25Oh, no.
05:26He's awake.
05:27Something terrible is going to happen.
05:29What exactly?
05:30Something really terrible.
05:32Could it be those missiles heading in our direction?
05:35No, it's something else.
05:36Although, the missiles are bad, too.
05:40Someone's out to get us.
05:42Hold on, everyone.
05:43Emergency hyperspace jump.
05:48I can't get into hyperspace.
05:50There's some form of interference.
05:52Looks like we'll have to fly through boring old normal space very quickly.
06:03Scotty, are you absolutely sure that you destroyed the Valiant?
06:07Check the Blu-ray.
06:10All I see is a cloud of space debris.
06:13It could be anything.
06:14Could I make a suggestion, Captain Shizu?
06:17Certainly, Lieutenant Chow Chow.
06:19Call it female intuition.
06:21Here's what I think we should do.
06:26Now, did you all enjoy your walkies?
06:29Yes, thank you.
06:30Hmm?
06:31Who said that?
06:33Was it you?
06:34Can you talk?
06:36Uh, wolf.
06:37I must have imagined it.
06:39Humans are always imagining things.
06:41Let's see how far we walk today.
06:43Captain.
06:44We stand less chance of being identified by the robots
06:47if we don't actually speak.
06:49Agreed.
06:50Although, I think I covered very well.
06:52Indeed.
06:53Excellent use of the word wolf.
06:55What do you suppose it means?
06:56Be quiet.
06:57Do you think so?
06:58No.
06:59The robot's coming back.
07:00Oh.
07:02Now, which naughty doggy didn't walk his two kilometers today?
07:06It was you, wasn't it?
07:08Oh.
07:18Hmm.
07:19Travelling in normal space takes so long.
07:22Why can't we watch the USI?
07:24Because I've just worked out why I fainted.
07:27The USI is being used by someone to control our minds.
07:33Robots are the world's favourite artificial dog
07:36and they're fun.
07:37Buy one today or people will mock you.
07:39That's what made you faint?
07:41A commercial for robots?
07:43What you just saw is not what was broadcast.
07:46I've removed a secret high-speed message and slowed it down.
07:50Observe.
07:54Are we supposed to understand that, Lincoln?
07:56Maybe if I played it a little slower.
07:58Sorry, can you run it even slower?
08:04Certainly.
08:05The dog star is dangerous.
08:07The dog star is evil.
08:10Destroy the dog star.
08:12Wow.
08:13It's Bob Santino.
08:14I think I missed it.
08:16Could you slow it down a bit more?
08:18This message is encoded into the robot commercial.
08:21Right.
08:22I still think I missed it.
08:24When the message is sped up a thousand times, the viewer doesn't see it.
08:27However, the message remains in the subconscious.
08:30So if anyone sees that commercial, and millions will, they'll try to destroy the dog star.
08:36Lincoln, how come the secret message didn't work on you?
08:40I'm a genius and can therefore absorb infinitely more data.
08:44But the overload caused me to pass out.
08:46Poor Lincoln.
08:47It's a very powerful signal.
08:49I wonder where it's coming from.
08:52Missing your favourite merch?
08:54Sick of throwing a stick to your cat?
08:56Where?
08:57Mr Santino.
08:58I trust you're happy with our new Roebog ad?
09:02Only if it makes people destroy the dog star.
09:05Oh, it will.
09:07The Promo One advertising agency did a lot of research into this.
09:12Destroy the dog star.
09:15It took 500 of our best writers a whole month to come up with that line.
09:20Really?
09:21But it was worth it.
09:23You said it like you meant it.
09:25I did.
09:26And you looked so determined.
09:29With those arms.
09:31It was the director's idea.
09:33The man's a genius.
09:35We only used the finest at Promo One.
09:38That explains your bill for two million space credits.
09:41Yes.
09:44I'm very fond of money.
09:46I like the way you think, Mr Single.
09:49You're almost as evil as I am.
09:51I'll deliver your money in person.
09:53Excellent.
09:57Shut up!
09:58I do the evil laugh.
10:03Zeke, you were right.
10:07I think we really are headed for Earth.
10:10I see.
10:12I confess I was anticipating a more positive reaction.
10:16Alice, I found two extra dogs.
10:19Since there are no kennels for them, I thought it best to tether them in the recreation area.
10:23But where did they come from?
10:25Curious.
10:26Captain, with all due respect, I am losing confidence in your plan.
10:31Have no fear, Mr Spot.
10:33I am armed.
10:34Where is your weapon?
10:35Well, I stuck it in the coat of my uniform.
10:38The one you took off and left on the exercise deck.
10:41Maybe we should just teleport out.
10:44And your teleport control is?
10:46In my coat.
10:47As is mine.
10:48There are serious drawbacks in being nude.
10:51Where do you keep things?
10:52You're no help at all.
10:55They're coming.
10:56Are you sure there are no records, Zeke?
10:59None.
11:00These dogs should not be here.
11:02Oh, but they seem such nice dogs.
11:06And Hobart likes them.
11:14Oh, you want me to let you go?
11:17Okay.
11:18But next time be a good dog and stay on that treadmill.
11:22It's important to exercise.
11:24They're letting him go.
11:27All because he made that idiotic noise.
11:35Don't worry.
11:36We'll let you both go too.
11:38But we have no kennels for them.
11:40Until we can arrange more appropriate accommodation,
11:43they can stay on the bridge with us.
11:45Bingo!
11:46Er, what?
11:55I've located it.
11:56Clever Lincoln.
11:57It wasn't hard.
11:58Santino must be using the sub-Zeta band to broadcast the commercial.
12:03It's the strongest signal there is.
12:05I knew that.
12:06Glenn, take us to these coordinates.
12:09How?
12:10We still don't have hyperspace.
12:12You don't need it.
12:13It's just a galaxy away.
12:15I knew that.
12:16Just you wait, Bob Santino.
12:18The clerks are on the warpath.
12:20That's more like it.
12:21Oh, I'll get some extra rocks.
12:26We should have guessed.
12:28Promo One.
12:29The nastiest advertising agency in the universe.
12:33Don't get too close, Glenny.
12:35We wouldn't want to be detected.
12:36I know what I'm doing, Gran.
12:38You are trespassing in Promo One airspace.
12:42Board the security craft immediately.
12:44Whoops.
12:45Have their fun.
12:46Buy one today.
12:47All the people will market.
12:48They are waiting at 7,000 million.
12:49Provingly optional.
12:50Parental guidance.
12:51Recommended.
12:52Fighting half of the children.
12:53Grab their head over tickets.
12:54Hey.
12:55Where did everyone go?
13:00Did you really think you could defeat me?
13:06Stop doing that.
13:13Zeke, I'm convinced.
13:15We're definitely heading for Earth.
13:18Is that planet Jupiter?
13:20Yes.
13:21Look at those moons.
13:23While those idiotic monkey robots are distracted,
13:27I can reset the coordinates and direct the dog star into the sun.
13:32And I'll fetch our clues from the exercise deck.
13:35Good thinking.
13:41Isn't that sweet?
13:43Hobart is playing a game with his new friends.
13:48Wolf.
13:50People of Earth, some exciting news.
13:53And I mean really, really exciting.
13:56The dog star is at this very moment headed for Earth.
14:00And we all know what that means, don't we, viewers?
14:03The dog star is dangerous.
14:06The dog star is evil.
14:08Destroy the dog star.
14:10You see, Alice?
14:12I was right to be optimistic.
14:14We're going home.
14:15Oh, Zeke.
14:16Missiles.
14:17Missiles?
14:18Planet of Earth is firing missiles at the dog star.
14:24Quick!
14:25Jump into hyperspace.
14:26There is no hyperspace.
14:28Someone stole hyperspace?
14:30What do we do?
14:32Oh, for goodness sake, get out of the way and let a proper pilot do the job.
14:37Just a moment.
14:38You're not a dog.
14:39No kidding.
14:40Missed.
14:41Captain, if a whole planet is attacking us, there may be more than just two missiles.
14:55Noted, Mr. Spot.
14:56You're not a dog either.
14:57He's a canoid, you idiot.
14:59Like me.
15:00But where are your clothes?
15:02Yeah, long story.
15:04Not really.
15:05You see...
15:06Oh, just get them, Mr. Spot.
15:08Very clever of you, Lincoln, to work out my plan to destroy the dog star by subliminal advertising.
15:15What a pity I have to destroy you.
15:18No, I do that.
15:23But I'm so much better at it.
15:25Actually, he is quite good.
15:30Oh, shut up!
15:31Dina, immobilize these annoying clerks.
15:34Why immobilize?
15:36You mean...
15:37Surprise me.
15:38Mr. Singo, are you just going to stand by?
15:41Have you no morals?
15:43Well, this is an advertising agency.
15:47Hey.
15:48Hello?
15:49Is anyone out there?
15:51What's going on?
15:53Be afraid.
15:54And when I say afraid, I mean really afraid.
16:00So, Scotty, you disobeyed my orders and only pretended to destroy the Valiant.
16:06Fortunately, I suspected him and checked all recent ship trails, just in case one led to the Valiant.
16:13I know, Lieutenant Chow Chow.
16:15That's why we are here?
16:16Sorry.
16:17It seemed relevant to mention it.
16:19Please, don't make me shoot the Valiant, Captain Shizu.
16:23Oh, I won't.
16:25You can't be trusted.
16:26I'll do it myself.
16:28I missed.
16:29Is that the best you can do?
16:41Is that the best you can do?
16:42Is that the best you can do?
16:43Is that the best you can do?
16:48We're not scared.
16:50Okay, now we're scared.
16:51Second time lucky.
17:05Second time lucky.
17:06Anyone ever tell you that you're a lousy shot?
17:18Oh, stay there.
17:19We're under attack.
17:20Probably another advertising agency.
17:21It's the Kola Wars.
17:22All over again.
17:23How could I miss again?
17:24Captain Shizu, I suspect that Scotty may have sabotaged the missile guidance system.
17:39Aye, it's true.
17:40I couldnae destroy the Valiant.
17:42I take orders from no one but Captain Rex.
17:46Doesn't it worry you that he may be in danger?
17:49If he were, he'd teleport back.
17:51They're within range.
17:52Scotty, you are dismissed for insubordination.
17:56Go.
18:05Oh, reminds me of my early days at the Space Academy.
18:08Of course, I wasn't naked.
18:10Well, not very often.
18:14The whole place is falling apart.
18:17Guards!
18:18Security!
18:20Anyone?
18:22Your employees have deserted you, Mr. Singo.
18:25And I must do the same.
18:27Urgent business appointments.
18:29Please, take me with you.
18:32With the amount of money I owe you?
18:34No chance.
18:36You see how evil Santino is?
18:39Oh well.
18:40They say a good captain goes down with his ship.
18:44Which of course is stupid.
18:46You took your time.
18:47Now get me out of here.
18:48You owe me.
18:52I'll get over it.
18:54Farewell, clerks.
18:55Don't try to follow me.
18:57Stop, Mr. Santino.
19:00I hope you weren't thinking of escaping in the mobcat and leaving me behind.
19:04Oh, of course not.
19:06Thank heavens you're all right.
19:09We'll leave the clerks here to perish.
19:11Muahahaha!
19:13How was that?
19:14I've heard better.
19:15Could someone please think of a really good escape plan?
19:21Come on.
19:22Give me all you've got.
19:23Whoa!
19:24Captain, since the monkeys of Earth seem intent on destroying the Dog Star themselves, it's
19:37unnecessary to stay when we can teleport ourselves away.
19:40Sounds good.
19:41But we can't steer the Dog Star like you.
19:44We'll be destroyed.
19:45Also, sounds good.
19:48The missile guidance system is fixed, Captain.
19:51Excellent.
19:52This time, I won't miss.
19:54What is going on?
20:00Captain, it might be prudent to clothe yourself.
20:03There are more pressing matters, Mr. Spot.
20:06Who fired at the space station out there?
20:08It was Shizu.
20:09He did it.
20:10Fool.
20:11I was aiming for the Valiant.
20:13Let's get out of here before we're slapped with a lawsuit the size of the Crab Nebula.
20:19Hello, Gemma.
20:20Can you hear me?
20:21I hear you, Simone.
20:22We need you to-
20:23Don't worry, Simone.
20:24I'm already on my way.
20:26Go to the antenna, I'll pick you up.
20:28Thanks, Gemma.
20:29How do we get to the antenna?
20:32We go up.
20:33But how?
20:34How do you think?
20:35Wren, I just thought a little elevator music would be nice.
20:46Nice rescue job.
20:47It was nothing.
20:48Sadly, that antenna is still transmitting the signal.
20:49The dog star is in as much danger as ever.
20:50Leave it to me.
20:51The dog star is in as much danger as ever.
20:52Leave it to me.
20:58The dog star is dangerous.
20:59The dog star is evil.
21:00Destroy the dog star.
21:05Oh, wonderful dog star.
21:06Welcome home.
21:07I'm getting a message.
21:08Some people appear to be firing missiles at the dog star.
21:11Stop that, you naughty troublemakers.
21:15Stop that, you naughty troublemakers.
21:16I'm getting a message.
21:17Some people appear to be firing missiles at the dog star.
21:18Stop that, you naughty troublemakers.
21:19Oh, wonderful dog star.
21:21Oh, wonderful dog star.
21:26Oh, wonderful dog star.
21:31Welcome home.
21:32I'm getting a message.
21:34Some people appear to be firing missiles at the dog star.
21:38Stop that, you naughty troublemakers.
21:46Oh, wonderful dog star.
21:48You see, Alice, they do like us.
21:51Alice?
21:52Be quiet, Zeke.
21:54I'm trying to generate a missile evasion shield.
21:57But you don't need to, didn't you hear?
22:04Zeke, we have hyperspace.
22:07We can make the jump.
22:08No!
22:14The Dogstar has disappeared.
22:16It's almost as if they didn't want to land on Earth.
22:20Why, viewers, why?
22:27Hey, we got hyperspace back.
22:29The sub-Zeta signal was causing the interference,
22:32but thanks to Gemma...
22:34Still the best shot in the galaxy.
22:36Captain Rex, it seems we can now jump into hyperspace.
22:40Make it so.
22:41And, Captain, you still haven't put your clothes on.
22:44Priorities, Mr. Spot.
22:46Keep scrubbing, Mr. Shizu.
22:48Yes, Captain.
22:56Oh, Alice, we were so close to Earth,
22:58and you made a random jump into hyperspace.
23:01The Earth people were firing missiles at us.
23:04But they stopped.
23:05They must have realized they were making a mistake.
23:07Ah, but we can't be sure of that.
23:09I felt it.
23:10But then I'm human, and I have feelings.
23:13And at the moment I'm feeling very annoyed with you.
23:15Really?
23:16No, Alice, not really.
23:19We humans are also very good at forgiving.
23:22You're a robot, Zeke.
23:24Human.
23:25Robot.
23:26Human.
23:27Robot.
23:28.
23:30Lot.
23:31.
23:34,
23:47.
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