00:00Who's that guy? Yes. Hit him. Sir. Hi. Every time I look at this guy, this guy is like this.
00:15He's sleeping. It's never happened ever at my shows. This guy came here to destroy my self-confidence.
00:25He's like, oh, he's a comedian. I'm going to go sleep in his show.
00:30He works a lot. Who the fuck are you?
00:38This lady from a hole in another seat. He works a lot. You know this guy?
00:45Why are you not sitting next to him? You're scared of him?
00:50So, hey, are you on drugs? Did you smoke something?
00:53So, he goes, I couldn't get a hold of any drugs today. Maybe that's the problem.
01:02I'm just quite tired, actually. I had a lot of things to do.
01:07You had a lot of things to do? Yeah, but you didn't fucking understand anything. What happened? You slept the whole show.
01:11My wife just put everything.
01:15That's your wife? Oh, what a nice lady. Oh, that's sweet. So, what happened today?
01:20Max, I promise you, you don't know what I've been going through today. They closed my surgery because I had water leakage in my whole surgery.
01:28Wow, they closed the surgery because you had a leak?
01:31Leaking water.
01:33Leaking water?
01:35Not me. I'm a pipe.
01:36The pipe. I didn't say you're leaking water.
01:40He goes, I'm not leaking water.
01:43The pipe.
01:46You're a surgeon?
01:48Yes.
01:49You're a doctor?
01:50No, I'm a dentist.
01:50You're a dentist?
01:57You're not a doctor. You're a dentist.
02:01You know him?
02:04That lady is screaming.
02:07You have a problem with your tooth right now? You're hurting?
02:11I hear you crying.
02:14I know the surgery is closed.
02:16I'm sorry to break the news.
02:20He's leaking water.
02:21I'm sorry, he's not leaking water.
02:23One of his pipes leaking water right now.
02:28But maybe he's Iranian.
02:29He probably would do the surgery in his kitchen.
02:31Yeah?
02:33He said, I agree.
02:34Yes, you would do the surgery.
02:35Okay, no problem.
02:36Come tonight.
02:37Yeah?
02:38See, I got you a customer.
02:42You're awesome, Sohail.
02:43I'm sorry, the water's leaking, you know?
02:48I feel now bad I woke you up.
02:54No, I'm sure.
02:55Listen, I'm going to come to your work today.
02:57We're going to fix the pipe.
03:01It'll be an honor for you for me to change the pipe.
03:08So now it's your pipe.
03:12Listen.
03:14It might be an honor for you, but it'll be a disgrace for me.
03:19Hey, buddy, let me change the pipe for you.
03:23Oh, man.
03:24What a difficult situation.
03:26Okay.
03:26Go back to bed.
03:30I'm sorry I woke you up.
03:34You know you have those narcotics at work?
03:37Just take one, go to bed.
03:40Take one of those painkillers.
03:41You'll be okay, my friend.
03:46Okay.
03:46You want to go up.
03:47You don't want to go down.
03:49Hold on.
03:50Let me see what I got.
03:55Give it up for my buddy, Sohail, everybody.
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