00:00Buddy, what are you doing there?
00:04What the fuck are you doing on my stage?
00:09The other day, I'm about to miss my flight.
00:12I'm running, I'm so late.
00:20You fucking interrupted my show, you dick.
00:25With your weird fucking, I don't know, Australian shit accent.
00:30What's your name?
00:34My name's Mohsen.
00:38I love how you had to think about it.
00:42Which name do I use? He's gonna fuck you.
00:45I love you Mohsen. Be comfortable, bro.
00:49You're by yourself?
00:51Come sit next to my buddy here.
00:53Come. You can come quietly, come sit here, okay?
00:56There's one seat for you.
00:57You got another seat?
00:59This is not a fucking dealership.
01:00Can we, can we, have two?
01:03Okay, come down. Come down, buddy.
01:05Come, find your way down.
01:08Oh, Mohsen is coming down fast.
01:13Did you see how far he just turned out?
01:16He did five push-ups before he gets down.
01:19Be careful, buddy. He's coming.
01:27Buddy, what are you doing there?
01:30What the fuck are you doing on my stage?
01:33Mohsen, I didn't say sit here.
01:36Mohsen!
01:36I'm sorry.
01:38There's no sec, there's no other way.
01:40What do you do for a living?
01:41Uh, nothing.
01:44I'm from UK, I just came here for, uh, yesterday.
01:46You left the UK, you moved to America?
01:49Just for a holiday.
01:50Oh, just for a holiday?
01:51What do you do in the UK?
01:52Nothing, right?
01:53You don't have a job?
01:54Are you serious?
01:55You need to get a fucking job.
01:56Oh, just for a holiday?
01:57What do you do in the UK?
01:58Nothing, right?
01:59You don't have a job?
02:00You don't have a job?
02:01You don't have a job?
02:02Uh, nothing, right?
02:03You don't have a job?
02:05Are you serious?
02:06Yeah.
02:07You need to get a fucking job.
02:09Look, his shirt says,
02:11No discipline.
02:16Listen.
02:17Go sit right there, you see that?
02:19Go around.
02:20Go, you find the way.
02:22Go.
02:23I believe in you, yeah?
02:26I love you.
02:32Crazy shit happens on my show.
02:37Yeah, I was saying,
02:38I love my face.
02:39You see, I just made out with the fucking guy.
02:41This white guy's like,
02:42why do they keep kissing each other?
02:44This isn't our culture.
02:46We...
02:50I don't even know the guy.
02:52I don't know what kind of diseases he's got.
02:59Hurry up!
03:01He's upstairs now.
03:07Look, he made everybody to stand up.
03:10One day,
03:12when you get a job,
03:14I will come visit you
03:15and I will take a shit
03:16in the middle of your office.
03:18You couldn't find a fucking door, bro.
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