Secretly Japanese   Max Amini   Stand Up Comedy - video Dailymotion

Secretly Japanese   Max Amini   Stand Up Comedy,Secretly Japanese   Max Amini   Stand Up Comedy,Secretly Japanese   Max Amini   Stand Up Comedy

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00:00Half Iranian, half Afghanistan.

00:02Half Iranian, half Afghanistan.

00:05You look 100% Japanese.

00:11They didn't tell you?

00:14Somebody else was involved.

00:16Just so you know.

00:19Do the 23andMe, see what happens.

00:22It comes out Japanese.

00:25Anyways, yes.

00:28You brought me a gift?

00:38Buddy, you don't have shoes on.

00:41No shoes?

00:51Is there a GPS in this?

00:55Why did you give me this thing?

00:58I got it from my mother.

00:59You got it from your mother?

01:01Was she Japanese?

01:05Why are you giving this to me?

01:06Because I love you.

01:08And I love you too, man.

01:10You're so sweet, man.

01:23You're so sweet, man.

01:25You're so sweet.

01:27You're so sweet.

01:28You have such a gentle soul as well.

01:33What's your name, buddy?

01:35Alicia.

01:37You're kind.

01:37You're very nice.

01:38I feel bad to take this, you know?

01:41Oh, you're so sweet.

01:44You want to give me your bracelet too?

01:48Let me give you my shoes.

01:50I'll give you my shoes.

01:51You're so sweet to me.

01:53I'm so sweet.

01:56I'll give you my shoe.

01:58I've got a Chase mom.