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00:00You're from Pakistan? No way. You came by yourself? I love that dude. Oh, you're wonderful, man.
00:13What's your name? Ibrahim. Pleasure meeting you, man. You're a wonderful man. Wonderful guy.
00:19I've been waiting for your show for many years. You were waiting for my show for many years?
00:23Oh, I love you, man. Look, he bought the first row, front row, middle row. Like, right in the middle, death center. You're a real fan. Come give me five, man.
00:37I'm my brother. Nice to meet you. Smells like chicken masala.
00:41So you live in for, you bought the shirt for my show? It looks gorgeous on you. Honestly, it looks wonderful, man.
00:54Even if you came in with your Pakistani outfit, I would have loved it even more. I love the local outfits.
01:02No, you should have worn it. You would have scared the shit out of the Indians.
01:07How old are you, buddy?
01:0957.
01:09You've been single for five years? What's your type?
01:17Family woman. What's a family woman?
01:20Like she's at home cooking and fucking, you're so Pakistani.
01:29Yes. Did you see what he said? Oh my God.
01:34He said, I want to, I want a family woman that could handle a busy man.
01:39If you don't want a broke man, that you need to deal with a busy man.
01:45That's kind of true.
01:47He's busy out there making you some money, girl.
01:52You cook and clean too?
01:54That's why you're busy?
01:55You work seven days and then you come and go, honey, I will cook and clean for you also.
02:06I'll find you a hot girlfriend before you leave.
02:09Abraham, I promise you, I will find you an amazing girl.
02:13Who is that next to you?
02:18Oh, you came by yourself?
02:20You, you looking for a husband?
02:24She goes, yes, I swear to God.
02:26He's a star.
02:34Oh my God, he's dealing for you.
02:38He's a fucking star, this guy.
02:42My God.
02:44All the Indians are so jealous right now.
02:49We should have fucking stepped up sooner.
02:54I love it.
02:55After the show, you guys exchange phone numbers.
02:57You go on a date, okay?
02:59I work at the airport.
03:01You work at the airport?
03:02I work at the airport.
03:03What do you do?
03:05TSA.
03:06TSA?
03:07Egyptian.
03:08Egyptian.
03:09What's your name?
03:10Aman.
03:11Aman, let me tell you something.
03:12Aman is peace anyway.
03:14Aman is peace?
03:16Aman, Aman.
03:16Aman, that means you're safe.
03:18Oh my God, she'll give you safety to her life.
03:22Yes.
03:24You got to treat her like a queen.
03:26But can I tell you something?
03:27You don't have a choice.
03:30She's a TSA agent.
03:33Abraham, she's going to walk into the bedroom.
03:36Take your shirt off.
03:37Take your socks off.
03:39Take your pants off, bitch.
03:41Let me see that dick.
03:44Let me see that dick, sir.
03:50Like, no problem.
03:52Here we go, motherfucker.
03:55I'll show you that motherfucking dick.
03:58And then all of she goes,
04:00Allah, what part?
04:04Are you sure you're not from Uzbekistan?
04:06I'll show you what's coming.
04:09Bye bye.
04:11Do you see you next time?
04:11Thank you, Miriam.
04:12Come see.
04:12Whether you're just listening to the D업ot,
04:14стан to call it, you're ready for this,
04:15you're ready for this movie.
04:16Are you sure you're ready for this movie?
04:17Well, I want to ask you,
04:17how you live.
04:18That part of this movie is threatening to win.
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