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00:00what do you do huh gynecologist

00:07I couldn't ask for a better listen thank you thank you so much listen he's looking for an

00:23excuse to leave did you see he was looking for an excuse to leave call his patients I left the

00:30show what are you doing how is your vagine doing buddy that's a beautiful thing you're a doctor

00:40and you just decided at some point in your life you really want to help

00:44vaginas like I'm always curious like he had all the options right like oh you want to be a heart

00:56surgeon do you want to be a plastic surgeon oh you want to be a but but he goes no I like vagina

01:01like I wonder how it could have been many scenarios yeah

01:08in my head like if I became

01:13if I became a gynecologist let me tell you it would have been two scenarios two scenarios only okay

01:21max what do you do when you grow up anything to do with vagina that's number one scenario number two

01:28is like the first time like poor guy was like losing his virginity he's like oh this is terrible

01:35situation you must have had a really bad experience like you open the legs and it's not like all the

01:43subsidy it looked like first engine and your body June turn into Luvia you know I don't know I don't

01:55like this and then you go I'll be right back and you go outside I'm gonna save all the vaginas I don't

02:02want any man to ever go through what I went through ever I'm gonna be the hero of the JJ's

02:13what a hard job you have I wonder what's the code when he gets home honey how was your day all right a

02:22long day okay well then not tonight where is your office you work with Kaiser you didn't study enough

02:33Kaiser he ruined every fantasy all of us had in the theater you know the kind of a JJ that he sees

02:44they came from Baghdad this explosion oh I'm sorry to hear that bro Kaiser vaginas are not good bro that's the worst quality

02:57vaginas you could ever get bro update man you're VIP everybody his office I send you the crew

03:08so doc does the size matter

03:17huh in my case maybe

03:24to be honest in my case it's not about the size it's about the quality doodle teller baby

03:32quality over quality my man I play with you all day doc I like you a lot yeah like everybody here is local

03:50she just found that was a gynecologist

03:54take his card too if you Kaiser Permanente

04:00are you single you're clapping for yourself are you guys together no but you're happy she's sitting next to you

04:13what's your name Helen well you very like it's just like the thing is gonna stay here all night

04:23the jacket's gonna stay all night

04:25Helen if you don't want anybody to see the boobs you could wear a shirt a little higher

04:30yeah I can see your your belly button from over here

04:34yeah well you just like make up your mind you want to take this it's very distracting

04:40and not for me the gynecologist is concerned

04:45she's very concerned about the situation

04:49Helen Helen Helen make up your mind Helen

04:54like how does it work like really like when you were dressing up you're like I know I'm gonna wear this

05:01it shows a lot but I'm gonna put the jacket here

05:06and the jacket is gonna kind of cover

05:09but not really so they say oh she's very conservative but she's got nice teats

05:16that's the vibe

05:18am I right?

05:20damn!

05:23so you gotta be single

05:24so LA is hard to date isn't it

05:28it's like everybody's complaining it's hard to date

05:30Helen like how do you meet guys?

05:33do you like guys?

05:35I don't know I don't want to see anything wrong nowadays you know what I'm saying

05:40you can talk to me baby it's okay

05:42let me just tell you something the more you like I'm not gonna move on

05:48if you think

05:50I gotta figure the shit out

05:55listen when I pick on somebody I gotta get my money's worth too

05:59you look fabulous really I think tonight I can find you a boyfriend

06:05do you want a boyfriend?

06:08you don't want a boyfriend?

06:09you want to just be you because you are perfect and nobody can match you

06:12and then why would I have a man I take care of myself

06:16and I'm independent

06:17and nobody would appreciate me

06:20all these guys are dirty anyways

06:23yeah is that kind of true?

06:26yes, yes, yes

06:28have you ever had a boyfriend?

06:30no I'm virgin

06:31a virgin

06:33doctor said it's impossible

06:36I don't know, I don't know, I don't know

06:38what an asshole

06:39what a judgmental

06:41just because you can see her nipples

06:43it doesn't mean she's not virgin

06:44what is wrong with you?

06:48I, only doctors from Kaiser's are just judgmental

06:51I'm just saying

06:52are you, have you done online dating?

06:56very shortly

06:59oh

06:59so you went on

07:00you're like

07:01there's nobody in this town for me

07:11you know

07:15maybe

07:15maybe you should try

07:17something else

07:18you know

07:19what kind of man do you like

07:21what's your type?

07:23oh big dick

07:24oh that's interesting

07:25I'm going to try my best

07:28I'm not shy

07:32but I don't touch

07:32okay

07:34but we have professionals

07:36they can check it out

07:37oh you can

07:38that's not your department

07:39sorry

07:39Helen, you're very straightforward

07:43I like that

07:46so

07:46okay

07:47so it has to be very like

07:48well and done

07:49nice

07:49well thanks for sharing

07:51yeah

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