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00:00I hear deputized both of you as deputy sheriffs of Hazard County.
00:10I'm all for surprise.
00:12Well, the price is right.
00:13Let's go.
00:21Well, what do you think?
00:23Why not?
00:23It seems like the boys have run into a little trouble.
00:26Like what?
00:27You get the feeling this just ain't our day?
00:29Y'all hang around.
00:59I might get them, but the law never will.
01:04Making their way the only way they know how.
01:11That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:15Just a good old boy.
01:20Wouldn't change if they could.
01:25Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:29Go on.
02:44Let's go down to the lake.
02:47Sounds good to me.
02:49Well, all right.
02:51Hey, Cindy Lou, we're going down to the lake.
02:57Yeah, come on, let's go.
02:59All right.
03:04I've got an idea.
03:11What?
03:12Let's all go skinny dipping.
03:14Ain't that a good idea?
03:16You can always tell a college girl.
03:18Yeah?
03:19Ain't this just been a day and a half?
03:21Yeah, first that prize money, now Cindy Lou and Maybel are money in the bank.
03:27Kind of looks like the bank's going to make a withdrawal from the customers, don't it?
03:39Wow, look.
03:40These Yeaters are longer than me.
03:42Just hold on a minute.
03:43I have to take the clothes and leave the money, girls.
03:46Bye, fellas.
03:48What, Luke?
03:49Rip, it's your idea in the first place.
03:52Let's go.
03:53Yeah.
04:04Well, are we going to go after them?
04:05Are we just going to sit here all day?
04:06Well, it just so happens that I left my car keys in my pants pocket, and right now I ain't got no pants pockets.
04:11Since when do we need keys to start a car?
04:14All right.
04:15Now, if you folks were heading for the cookies and milk, well, you picked a bad time.
04:26This is Sheriff Coltrane calling headquarters.
04:29Sheriff Coltrane calling headquarters.
04:31Come on.
04:36Now, this could end up in a tie.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Oh, come on.
04:41Oh, come on.
04:42Billy!
05:05See you on Zoom Live.
05:07It's eyes on you.
05:09That's parking, hazard style.
05:12All right, get out of the car.
05:15Now, Rascal, we did have the right of way.
05:17The only right you got is the right I'm going to read you.
05:24The only way you're going is straight to my slammer.
05:29Let's see now.
05:30Destroying county property, reckless driving, speeding, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer, and indecent exposure.
05:53The way I figured, them Duke boys are going to get two years.
05:58Two years?
06:01And with the General Lee impounded at $15 a day, we've got to make at least $10,000.
06:08$10,000!
06:09And that does not include the whiplash is what I'm going to sue them for.
06:14Whiplash?
06:15Yeah, everybody sues for a whiplash.
06:17I mean, that's the American way.
06:18Yes.
06:21What do you mean I owe you $50?
06:23You insisted on holding the prize money.
06:26You had my half of that money in your pants.
06:28Now, the fact they stole your pants with my money in it is your problem, not mine.
06:32You seem to be forgetting that it was your idea to pick up them dang girls in the first place.
06:37That had nothing to do with money.
06:38What do you mean it didn't have anything to do with money?
06:47Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane here.
06:50Coltrane, this is Chief Lacey over in Springville.
06:53Listen, you ever heard of Rocky Marlowe?
06:57Uh, Rocky Marlowe?
07:00You mean Public Enemy 1 through 10?
07:02That's the one.
07:04We had him bound over here for trial, and that fancy mouthpiece he went and hired, won him a change of venue.
07:10A change of venue?
07:12You, uh, no kidding.
07:17Trial's going to be held over in Hazard County now, so why don't you just come on over here and pick him up, Coltrane.
07:23He's all yours.
07:24Yeah, well, I'll do it.
07:26I'll just do it.
07:28Well, well, well, well.
07:29So, Mr. Rocky Marlowe's won himself a change of venue.
07:36Yeah, I just couldn't do it.
07:37Well, what kind of game you had to play to win yourself a venue?
07:41That means a change of judicial jurisdiction, get it?
07:46Moving from one court to another, numbskull.
07:51Numbskull?
07:53Oh, how much you got to know anyhow?
07:55Now, listen, Enos, why don't you go out and check the one-hour parking meters for me?
08:01Uh, right, Roscoe, that's what I want to talk to you about.
08:04Something's wrong with them overtime flags.
08:06They've been popping up 30 minutes too quick.
08:09Exactly.
08:10And that's exactly the way it should be.
08:13That's what they call in police circles as anticipating the potential violation.
08:19Well, I shouldn't get you, Hush.
08:22So, Rocky Marlowe's gonna be in Hazard County.
08:27Good God.
08:28I love it, I love it.
08:30Well, Roscoe, do you know what this really means?
08:33What?
08:34People are gonna start pouring into Hazard County just to see that trial.
08:39Yeah.
08:40People by the carload.
08:42Carload.
08:42Checking into my hotel.
08:44Checking in.
08:44Eating in my restaurant.
08:46Eating in your restaurant.
08:46Drinking in my bar.
08:47Spending all that money.
08:50And I get my 50%.
08:52Forty.
08:54Thirty.
08:54Sold.
08:55It's gonna be better than Grand Ole Opry.
08:57I'm gonna get that Rocky Marlowe.
09:00Hold it.
09:00I'm gonna hold it.
09:01You are not gonna get that Rocky Marlowe.
09:04I ain't gonna go get that Rocky Marlowe.
09:05No, son.
09:07Oh, why?
09:08Because, jackass, Rocky Marlowe's gang ain't just gonna sit by and watch him being moved
09:13without trying to help him escape.
09:15Yeah.
09:16And that means shooting.
09:19Ooh.
09:19Ooh.
09:20Uh.
09:22Well, it doesn't really matter, boss, because I am faster than Gary Cooper is.
09:28Who?
09:30Gary Cooper at high noon.
09:31Oh, that's who.
09:33It's my job, anyway.
09:34You know, it's my job.
09:36Roscoe.
09:36Well, I promised your fat sister, Lulu, when I married her, that I'd keep you from getting
09:41your full head shot off.
09:43Well, I appreciate that.
09:44Besides.
09:45What?
09:45I know you are the best, Roscoe.
09:48Oh, thank you, boss.
09:49The best sheriff my money can buy.
09:52And I don't intend to lose my prime investment.
09:56That's an order.
09:57Yes, sir.
09:59I got it.
10:00But, boss, you mind me asking, how are we gonna get Marlowe from Springville over here
10:05to Hazard County, huh?
10:06Well, send some other damn fool down there to get him.
10:09Well, it ain't no easier for me to replace my damn fool than it is for you.
10:13Well, you gotta send somebody.
10:14Well, who?
10:15Somebody like, maybe, Bo and Luke Duke.
10:23Bo and Duke, you know, you can't, you know, I can't send Bo and Luke Duke, boss.
10:28You see, they're prisoners, you know.
10:29You can't send prisoners.
10:30You gotta send deputies.
10:31Oh, Roscoe, why don't you use your head for something else other than combing?
10:36Deputize the dukes.
10:38Yeah.
10:38That's the way.
10:39And you tell them that unless they do what you want them to do, you're gonna sell their
10:44general Leah theirs to cover fines and damages.
10:48Oh.
10:48Oh.
10:49Oh, I got it.
10:50We send Bo and Luke after the prisoner.
10:53And if anything happens to them, that'd be terrible.
10:57Terrible.
10:58You're beautiful, boss.
11:00You're just beautiful.
11:01Beautiful?
11:04Real nice looking, maybe, but not beautiful.
11:12Ain't that the truth?
11:14He's a mess of ugly.
11:16I hereby deputize both of you as deputies of Havre County.
11:20Hold on, Roscoe.
11:21We can't go through with this.
11:22That cemetery up there is gonna take off to flying with all them dukes spinning around in
11:26their grave.
11:26Well, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
11:30Oh, you could refuse it, but that'd mean that you're gonna stay in jail.
11:33I'm gonna sell your car at public auction.
11:36Here's your guns.
11:38Roscoe, you gotta be kid.
11:39No way.
11:40We touch those things and our probation goes whistling up a hollow tree.
11:44And you know it.
11:46Now, that is entrapment.
11:47Now, would I, as an honest officer, ask you...
11:50Let's get on with them.
11:55Just raise your hand.
11:58Your other hand.
11:59I here deputize both of you as deputy sheriffs of Hazzard County.
12:04You gotta do it so loud.
12:06You promised us we'd be the only three new about this.
12:08Well, I gave you my word, didn't I?
12:10Now, about Roscoe's word.
12:12He has to have somebody else call his dogs, because they don't even believe him anymore.
12:16Well, if it ain't, the deputy doot.
12:21Remember what I said about Roscoe's dogs?
12:24Just the three of us, huh, Roscoe?
12:26Well, I should have known better.
12:27I mean, Roscoe can't hardly go night-night without Boss Burps in.
12:30Hush.
12:31You just, you just hush that.
12:33My, my, how those badges do glisten when the light strikes them right.
12:38Ain't that so, Roscoe?
12:39Yeah, they do glisten.
12:42A lot better than mine.
12:44Hey, boss, can I buy a new glistening badge out of petty cash?
12:48Absolutely not.
12:49Why not?
12:51Because none of my cash is petty, that's why.
12:55Who?
12:56Well, you boys have a job to do, don't you?
12:59Hey, better get on it.
13:02Yeah, better get on it.
13:06Now, these two are Rocky Marlowe's business associates.
13:14When you associate with Rocky, they give you the business.
13:22Now, friends and neighbors, it looks like this party's gonna get rough.
13:29Well, the Deputy Dukes were hoping to sneak out of town, like a couple of whoop pups.
13:40But, well, that's Cousin Daisy, in case you hadn't ever got around to see in her face.
13:46It's mighty pretty, too.
13:48Now, Bo and Luke explained the situation to Daisy and made her give them a promise that
13:51she wouldn't say a word of this to Uncle Jesse.
13:53Now, old Jesse's allergic to police uniforms.
13:57They give him the highs.
13:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:28Being it's a patrol car, I guess it's a force of habit.
14:46Wanna see us, Luke?
14:47I don't know.
14:48I'm afraid to look.
14:49Yeah, me too.
14:51Oh, that's obvious.
14:56What is that guy doing on my side of the street?
14:58Hey, look out!
15:09There you go, Enos.
15:11Roscoe's car door is good as new.
15:13That looks good, Cooter.
15:15That'll be $35.42.
15:18Roscoe figured that'd come to exactly three of your delinquent parking tickets, Cooter.
15:22Plus $0.42, cash on the barrel head.
15:27That arc total, Cooter.
15:31Thanks a lot, Enos.
15:33Now, Cooter, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket for litter now, dang dang it.
15:37Enos?
15:37I'm sorry.
15:39Enos.
15:39You see what I see.
15:46Possum on the gun, Bush.
15:48Them boys escaped convicts, impersonating peace officers.
15:50Can I?
15:52I gotta see this.
15:53Woo!
15:55Woo!
16:07Woo!
16:07Woo!
16:16Oh, shoot, that's Enos.
16:25So what?
16:26He ain't after us.
16:28Why'd you forget what side we're on now?
16:30Yeah.
16:32Well, for once, we don't have anything to worry about.
16:35Now, sometimes those boys show a pitiful grasp of reality.
16:46Enos, that is going to cost Roscoe another $35.42.
16:57That ain't funny, Cooter.
16:59Well, at least Roscoe's car is sure getting a big bang out of this story.
17:04As for Cooter and Enos,
17:05now, the Duke boys could make old Cooter go for the whole turkey.
17:09But it took Roscoe to straighten old Enos out
17:11and to get this medicine show back on the road.
17:16Real rednecks, they said.
17:36I tell you, busting the boss loose from those two guys
17:39is going to be a piece of cake.
17:40You mean to tell me that Sheriff Coltrane
17:47sent you two deputies over here
17:49to pick up a prisoner unarmed?
17:51Well, you see, Chief, me and Bo here
17:53are sort of on probation.
17:55Probationary officers?
17:57Well, as a matter of speaking.
17:58What's the matter with that Sheriff over in Hazard?
18:00He got some screws loose or something?
18:02Well, ain't nobody ever accused Roscoe
18:03having too many smarts, that's for sure.
18:05Let me ask you something.
18:07You know who you boys are taking back with you?
18:09You're taking back Rocky Marlowe,
18:10public enemy number one.
18:12Whew.
18:13Looks like we don't have too many smarts neither.
18:15It seems Sheriff Coltrane neglected to inform us
18:18of that little fact.
18:20Ordinarily, I'd say it was your funeral,
18:21but I'm sending one of my officers back with you.
18:23Officer Price is one of our top people
18:25in weapons and firearms.
18:27Now, wait a minute.
18:27Sheriff Roscoe didn't say nothing about nobody going
18:29except me and Luke and the prisoner.
18:31Department policy.
18:33Besides, you stand a better chance
18:34having a sharpshooter like Price along.
18:37Now, Price will be out front with the papers
18:38and attest to the delivery of the prisoner.
18:43Send that prisoner in here.
18:45Okay, Sheriff.
18:56These two deputies are going to take you to Hazard.
19:01Should be an interesting trip.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Well, he's all yours.
19:08Price waiting out front.
19:09Come on, Frank.
19:10Let's get a bowl of chili.
19:17Let's go, Marlowe.
19:20Like I said, let's go.
19:24Are you the David is escorting the prisoner back to Hazard?
19:27Well, that's us, ma'am.
19:28Well, I'm off for surprise.
19:29Ooh, a lady.
19:30Hey, if I may say so, the price is right.
19:33The prisoner's yours.
19:35Well, thank you, ma'am.
19:36And if I might say so,
19:37if you shoot as good as you look,
19:39I'm sure we're in the best of hands.
19:41David, he's Bo Duke and Luke Duke.
19:43Well, I'm supposed to accompany y'all on the trip.
19:46It'd be our pleasure, ma'am.
19:47I'll tell you what,
19:48you need to sit in the front with me.
19:49That way you won't have to sit in the back seat
19:51with this dangerous criminal here.
19:52Might not be much safer up front.
19:54Well, let's hope not.
19:56Let's go.
19:57Yeah, let's go.
19:57Come on, Marlowe.
20:01Come on, Marlowe.
20:01Come on, Marlowe.
20:01Come on, Marlowe.
20:02Come on, Marlowe.
20:03Come on, Marlowe.
20:04Come on, Marlowe.
20:05Come on, Marlowe.
20:06Come on, Marlowe.
20:07Come on, Marlowe.
20:08Come on, Marlowe.
20:09Come on, Marlowe.
20:10Come on, Marlowe.
20:11Come on, Marlowe.
20:12Come on, Marlowe.
20:13Come on, Marlowe.
20:14Come on, Marlowe.
20:15Do you two usually go unarmed?
20:33Well, let's just say that we don't feel guns are necessary.
20:37You haze sees must think you're real, chef.
20:39Uh, Marlow, we ain't lost prisoner yet.
20:41Well, you'd better check your rearview mirror,
20:43because you just might be about to get your record broken.
20:47The lady's right. We got company.
21:13All right, hang on.
21:16Where are you going?
21:18I ain't sure.
21:43You know, I hate to break this to you,
21:56but so far you ain't doing too great of a job.
21:58We're here.
22:03No.
22:04Oh, my God.
22:34Oh, my God.
23:04Oh, my God.
23:34Our orders were one piece at a time.
23:43Here, this ought to do it.
23:44Luke, I sure hope you got a pilot's life.
23:46Here, this ought to do it.
23:53Here, this ought to do it.
23:55Here, this ought to do it.
23:59Now, where'd they go?
24:14They must have cut down that next street.
24:16Let's go.
24:17Now, how's that for value?
24:34A used car with its own driver, three passengers, automatic transmission, cigarette lighter, and four Babylon tires.
24:40Here, this ought to do it.
24:47Here, this ought to do it.
24:49Here, this ought to do it.
24:51Officer Price!
25:04Well, now, if that's the real Officer Price, who do you reckon that little lady is with Mo and Luke?
25:09Try it again, Ray.
25:15Try it again.
25:16Chief Lacey's office calling the Hazard County Sheriff's car.
25:20Over.
25:21And then she, and the next minute, she clobbered me, and tied me up, and gagged me, and took the transfer paper.
25:30They're not a respondent, Chief.
25:32Maybe they've got the radio off.
25:33Well, damn it, keep trying.
25:35Chief Lacey's office calling the Hazard County Sheriff's car.
25:39Here, let me, let me do it, let me do it.
25:41This is Chief Lacey calling the Hazard County Sheriff's car.
25:43Come in.
25:44You hear me out there?
25:46The Chief Lacey calling the Hazard County Sheriff's car.
25:49Now, talk to me, damn it!
25:51Now, when it comes to country smarts, old Luke Duke is the champion.
25:55Now, he figured by switching cars, he'd throw the big city hoods right off the scents,
26:00like pepper in a rug to keep the dogs from finding your shoes.
26:11Now, we've been up and down every street in this burg.
26:14They ain't here.
26:15They had to get out some way.
26:18Let's try back there again.
26:32Sure looks like old Bo and Luke pulled one off on the Marlowe boys.
26:35But y'all got to remember that the only difference between an ambulance and a hearse
26:40is slow driving and a black paint job.
26:43What's in these cases here?
26:45Oh, that's just a little insurance policy Luke and me always carry around.
26:49You sure do look familiar.
26:54I'll bet you say that to all the cops.
26:57I've seen you someplace and without that uniform.
27:00I may forget names and faces, but I don't forget other things.
27:03What's wrong with it?
27:09I'll tell you what's wrong with it.
27:11Never trust a used car salesman that says trust me.
27:17Trust me.
27:18They went that way.
27:19You got any idea what's wrong with it?
27:45Only that the problem's religious in nature.
27:48Religious?
27:48Yeah, you better pray I can fix it.
27:52Listen to me, pal.
27:53Well, I can make it worth your while if you just look the other way.
27:57I'm talking about a bushel of money.
28:00Ain't no way, Marlowe.
28:01We're country boys.
28:02We don't use no money.
28:03We just barter our way through life.
28:07You know, if you used to offer me a bushel of corn,
28:09there ain't no telling what I might do for y'all.
28:18Just keep cool.
28:19Soon as the right time comes, I'll bust you loose.
28:23Who are you?
28:25Does it really matter?
28:26I'm going to bust you loose.
28:29And then, Roscoe, right here.
28:32I figured we'd put a huge Ferris wheel next to the courthouse.
28:37So when everybody hits the top,
28:40they can look in and actually see Rocky Marlowe on trial.
28:44Oh, that's a great idea, Roscoe.
28:46I tell you something, you are a showman.
28:49You are a regular P.T. Barnum and Bailey.
28:51Yeah, I know it.
28:53And then, right over here,
28:55next to the cotton candy and Red Hot's concession,
28:58I figured we'd put a real pretty merry-go-round.
29:03Oh, oh, that's my favorite merry-go-rounds.
29:07And then whenever somebody grabs that gold ring,
29:09they get a free ride.
29:11Roscoe, don't you ever, ever!
29:13Use the word free in your presence.
29:14Use the word free in my presence.
29:17Noob.
29:19Noob.
29:19Now, what is it?
29:20It's a carburetor.
29:21It's dirtier than Boss and Roscoe put together.
29:24I'd never cleaned out in about five minutes, though.
29:26I sure hope we got five minutes.
29:27Yeah.
29:35Public enemy number one?
29:38You mean to tell me you sent those two boys out to bring back a man like Rocky Marlowe unarmed?
29:46Well, that's like sending them on a boar hunt in their bare hands.
29:50You dressed up marshmallow, you easy, Jesse, easy.
29:56Uncle Jesse, it was Sheriff Roscoe that said he'd sell to General Lee if the boys didn't do what he wanted.
30:01Why, you pee-picking squirrel-brained, how could you do anything like...
30:07I told Roscoe his idea was wrong.
30:10My idea?
30:11Yeah.
30:12Oh, Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane here.
30:20Oh, that's good.
30:24Oh, that's bad.
30:27That's even worse.
30:28Jesse, it seems that the boys have run into a little trouble.
30:37Like what?
30:41Boss, you tell him.
30:43I didn't answer the phone, you numbhead.
30:45You did.
30:46Oh, yes.
30:49Well, it seems that this gun mall is riding with the boys, posing like a lady cop, and the boys don't know it.
30:58And, uh, well, uh, Chief Lacey has been trying to reach the boys on the radio and can't do it, and it seems like they just went, rip, and disappeared.
31:09Well, we're going right out there and find them, ain't we?
31:15Ain't we, Roscoe?
31:17Oh, you...
31:19Ain't you?
31:20Uh, yes, uh, we...
31:23Well, yes, we will, especially since it was my idea.
31:29All right.
31:31Well, let's get going.
31:37What's the matter, y'all?
31:38Bo and Luke are in trouble.
31:40Mm-mm, mother doll.
31:42Y'all needn't help?
31:43No, Enos and I can take care of this.
31:44That means we need all the help we can get.
31:47Oh, shoot.
31:48Come on, Enos.
31:50Uh, Daisy, you...
31:52I know better than to tell you to stay, so come on.
32:00Get!
32:00Hang on, Daisy.
32:11That's another $35.42, Roscoe.
32:14You've all heard the expression, the Calvary's are coming.
32:17Well, they ain't.
32:24That ought to about do it.
32:27That better do it.
32:28Wait.
32:30You sure you country boys don't want to make it to you?
32:42All right.
32:42All right.
32:43Look out, look out, look out!
33:13Hey, you're going the wrong way. This road goes back to Springville.
33:18So I ain't perfect. Just pretty.
33:26Come on, bring her around.
33:28Ready? Hold on back there.
33:31Yep.
33:43Oh, Lord, here they come.
34:00I just love it when people get out of the way from me.
34:13Bo, you get the feeling this just ain't our day.
34:22Well, we got two choices.
34:24Either we can wait here and get shot at.
34:26Or run for it. Come on.
34:38I'm not going anywhere.
34:40Marlo, for you, there ain't any choices. Come on, move.
34:44Let's go.
35:01You guys are never going to get away from my boys. Get smart. Cut me loose.
35:05I'm afraid the price has gone up, mister. It's going to cost you two bushels of corn now.
35:08There's a road right on the other side of those woods.
35:11We ought to be able to catch a ride if we can get there alive.
35:15Let's move it, Marlo. Come on.
35:17Come on, Mr.
35:33This way!
35:35Right.
35:38This way!
35:42This way!
35:44where are we gonna start looking well a highway between here and springville now that's a
36:00right they're supposed to be taken listen there it is again what that ping ping pong in in the
36:06motor what is that kind of gas hues darn it enos how many times i told you these vehicles
36:13supposed to run on a high test premium i know it sheriff but ain't going anymore not since you
36:18make me pay for my own gas if it ain't my fault if i don't catch the more speeders is it uncle jesse
36:23i'll tell you you hush just will you put get your hands off of my car this is my car what's left of
36:31it door office you want an air conditioning you got air conditioning now we end whipping in here
36:40chill my energy catch pneumonia
36:44hot damn trouble nope justice poetic justice is wonders to perform well let's go come on
37:06thanks for the car cindy lou
37:21hey come back here you dirty thieves you mangy polecats
37:28oh honey it's a long story oh but a pretty short ride unless we get some gas it's creeping death
37:51quick towards empty well possum hollow is about uh four miles down the road i got a gas pump there
37:57that dirt road doesn't go to hazard it goes to possum hollow wait a minute
38:03we circle back around the lake and pick up the dirt road over there
38:07why are they going to a ghost town doesn't matter
38:10what does matter according to this map is that there's only one way out of possum hollow
38:14that's the way you go in let's go
38:18when are you going to bust me loose in about four miles you sure do look familiar honey
38:27fill her up make it as quick as you can cash or credit card
38:57charge it to the hazard county sheriff okay he ain't got no count here
39:02hold on there
39:05this year's official business okay it ain't no big deal just come on inside and fill out one of
39:13these here forms that indicating credit reference and then you'll get your card in maybe 30 days
39:19maybe 30 days we ain't got no 30 days
39:22hey we're in kind of a hurry
39:26here are the keys
39:32you better go that way this way is nothing but swamps
39:37now get going mr marlow
39:39like i said you sure do look familiar honey
39:42yeah
39:43you
39:50you
39:52you
39:56you
39:58you
40:00you
40:04you
40:08Now, in case you're wondering what's going on, so am I.
40:23Thanks a lot. You're much obliged.
40:25You're welcome.
40:26You know, we better get out of here quick before those guys find us.
40:29Looks like they already done that.
40:31Yeah.
40:33I hope this insurance policy of ours pays off.
40:36Me too.
40:38You got it?
40:41Yep. Let's go.
40:57Time's up, Mr. Marlowe.
41:01What's your game, sister? Who I...
41:04Malone.
41:05You're Nipsey Malone's kid.
41:08Here to collect a little debt.
41:10Now, hold on. I had nothing to do with sending your old man to prison.
41:14I know different. He was just a small-time bookie, but you still wanted a piece of the action.
41:20He wouldn't give, so you framed him. Made it look like he was a big-time operator.
41:25Five years, no probation.
41:28Mayor Beth, put that gun down.
41:30Just stay where you are. This is personal.
41:33That's what we heard, but...
41:34Well, look, a gun ain't no way to settle nothing.
41:36Mary Beth, you stay put until we come back for you.
41:51Mary Beth, you stay put until we come back for you.
42:03Are you going after him with those?
42:05Well, shoot, honey. We've taken down a tougher game than him with these.
42:09Ruth?
42:09Must be.
42:10Yeah, come on.
42:31One of them had handcuffs, right?
42:32Uh-huh.
42:33We let that...
42:33You know it had to be the boy.
42:35Well, not necessarily. Which one went down there?
42:37Well, now, everybody knows that Roscoe is Boss Hog's bird dog.
42:42But at least he's catching the scent.
42:45The question is, can he come to point in time?
43:07No.
43:08No.
43:16Who's the lesson?
43:18¿Life?
43:19No.
43:20Doctor.
43:21I'm not a under�.
43:22This is the boy the only thing that he is listening to.
43:24I ain't even thinking about it.
43:25No.
43:25Who's the one?
43:26I don't know.
43:27I don't know.
43:27I don't know.
43:27No.
43:28¿It's too late Youtube?
43:29No.
43:29I don't know.
43:31I don't know.
43:32I don't know.
43:32Well, why would you bother?
43:34I don't know.
43:34Okay.
43:34Well, I don't know.
43:35Let's see you later.
43:36You watch out on top of your house.
43:36You're sitting right for our car.
43:40Did you leave the keys in the ignition?
43:42I sure did.
43:46Yee-haw!
43:49I sure hate to mess up the pretty paint job.
44:19They're up there.
44:40It took you long enough.
44:43Nipsey Malone's kid's in the saloon.
44:44Get her.
44:45A deputy placed them.
44:49Come on, let's get out of here.
45:0825% charge ought to do it.
45:10Yee-haw!
45:10Ha-ha-ha!
45:18Ha-ha-ha!
45:20Ha-ha-ha!
45:22Ha-ha-ha!
45:26Ha-ha-ha!
45:34Ha-ha-ha!
45:35Ha-ha-ha!
45:36Freeze!
45:37Freeze!
45:38Sorry, Sheriff.
45:40Shoes on the other foot now.
45:42Put down your guns or the girl just drew her last breath.
45:44You pull that trigger and you and your friends are going to go higher and wider than a moonshot.
46:02That's it.
46:04That's it.
46:05Just hold.
46:06Just freeze it right there.
46:08All right.
46:09Get in against them.
46:10Get in against them.
46:11Get in against them.
46:12You all have the right to remain quiet.
46:13Get in there.
46:14Put your hands on them.
46:15Get them up there.
46:16Anything y'all say?
46:17Edith, will you push?
46:18They've been wrong so many times they know their rights.
46:20Yes.
46:21It's just like I always say.
46:23If I want anything done, I gotta do it myself.
46:27Will you listen to him first?
46:30Ha-ha-ha!
46:31Roscoe.
46:32I'll tell ya.
46:33And you know the funny part is, old Roscoe really believes that?
46:36Get in there.
46:38Get on in there now.
46:40Just, just...
46:41You know, you're messing with the wrong guy right here.
46:44You're in the wrong county.
46:46Mm-hmm.
46:47Mm-hmm.
46:48Mm-hmm.
46:49Well, boys, I was just thinking...
46:51Oh, hold it, Roscoe.
46:52That's your problem right there.
46:53That's right.
46:54Now, what's old boss gonna say if he finds out that you've been thinking?
46:56Well, you know.
46:57Listen, I'm not...
46:58I'm not kidding.
46:59Get out of here.
47:00Now, look at this.
47:01Look.
47:02See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
47:03No respect for the law.
47:04Well, I'll tell you something.
47:05I was thinking...
47:06Hey, Roscoe.
47:07Push.
47:10Well, he's his curie self again.
47:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
47:13Oh, tell him, Cooter.
47:14Hey, y'all.
47:15I seen that big old gray boar over there on Cripple Creek.
47:18Y'all wanna go hunting?
47:19Oh, shoot, I can't, Cooter, but I sure like to.
47:21See, I gotta take Mary Beth back to Springville to clear herself with cheap waste.
47:24You're taking Mary Beth back.
47:25I thought I was driving her back.
47:26We never said anything about you driving her back.
47:28Hold it, fellas.
47:29Just to keep peace from the family, I'm driving Mary Beth back to Springville.
47:34Well, it means we can go boar hunting.
47:36Yeah.
47:37Yahoo!
47:38That's Botox for you, Beth.
47:40Thanks a lot, fellas, for everything.
47:43Sure thing.
47:44Come on, honey.
47:45Come on, honey.
47:46All right, man.
47:47Come on.
47:48Boys, I got something for you.
47:52What's that, Roscoe?
47:53Well, since now both of you are bona fide civilians, I'm giving you a ticket for overtime parking.
48:01Yeah, thanks a lot, Roscoe.
48:03You know, that sure is a small price to pay for not having to be your deputy no more.
48:07Well, that's the legend of the Deputy Deuce.
48:14And it ended pretty happy.
48:16Except for old Boss, when Rocky Marlowe's change of venue had another change of venue.
48:21Now, this left Boss with his Ferris wheel up the creek.
48:24Come to think of, this is a darn sight happier ending than I thought we was going to get.
48:29Yep.
48:30.
48:35.
48:44.
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