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Herman demands an opportunity to write a story for the magazine he works for. Mr. Crawford, his boss, gives him an assignment to go undercover as a woman to write an article.
While Herman is in drag for his undercover work, his co-worker Heddy, who is troubled by something, opens up to him, unknowingly thinking he is a woman.
Meanwhile, the newly divorced Mr. Crawford gets Mr. Bracken to be his wingman.
While Herman is in drag for his undercover work, his co-worker Heddy, who is troubled by something, opens up to him, unknowingly thinking he is a woman.
Meanwhile, the newly divorced Mr. Crawford gets Mr. Bracken to be his wingman.
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00:00Damn, damn, damn.
00:03I wonder why Hedy's in such a snit.
00:05I guess she's still upset about that guy dumping her.
00:07Let's not get involved.
00:09But this woman is our friend.
00:11And at times, she was more than a friend.
00:12We were intimate with her.
00:14At times, we were more than intimate.
00:15We did her.
00:19How can you demean Hedy by reducing that moment to something so crass?
00:24It's a gift.
00:26Well, I'm sorry if you don't want to help Hedy,
00:28but I'm afraid I'm guiding us on this one.
00:33What's going on?
00:33Mind your own business, Herman.
00:35Hedy, come on.
00:38Hedy, you can talk to me.
00:40We're friends.
00:41At times, we've been more than friends.
00:43We've been intimate.
00:44Big deal, so I did you.
00:47I like to think it was more than that.
00:49You're right, so I did you twice.
00:52This city is exciting.
00:55Dangerous.
00:56How old?
00:56That woman's not wearing underwear.
01:00Is that all you can think about?
01:02Food and sex?
01:04Yes.
01:04Please, focus.
01:06Look out.
01:13Hey, it's Jack.
01:17No time for small talk.
01:18We're late.
01:19Hedy, hold the elevator.
01:22Hedy.
01:22I think Louise is so sweet.
01:32I think this woman is wearing underwear.
01:35I think there's too many people in this elevator.
01:37And I think you are all idiots.
01:40It's gonna work.
01:41Fasten your seatbelt.
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03:26Well, look, Herman.
03:27Just because we had sex doesn't mean I want to divulge my personal life to you.
03:31Penny, I'm only giving you a chance to get something off your chest.
03:34Oh, I'm sorry.
03:35I didn't know you were using my office.
03:37I can come back later.
03:39Well, that'd be great, Mr. Bracken.
03:40Just give us five minutes.
03:41We'll be there.
03:43Herman, I was being sarcastic.
03:45So you want us to leave?
03:46Oh, no.
03:47You can stay as long as you like.
03:49Can I get you some pudding?
03:51Oh, I'm on a diet.
03:52Actually, we got some pudding.
03:53Just get out of a diet.
03:54Oh, my goodness.
03:55Hetty, wait.
04:00What is going on?
04:00Leave me alone, Herman.
04:03Herm, Herm, Herm.
04:04Big news.
04:05Well, let me guess.
04:05Jay, one's a stewardess and one's an aerobics instructor.
04:09Well, we've gotten cynical, haven't we?
04:12They happen to be two very smart editors, okay?
04:15Who, by the grace of God, look like a stewardess and an aerobics instructor.
04:19Well, what about them?
04:20What about them?
04:20They want to take us to see the Giants play the Cowboys.
04:23You're kidding.
04:24No, all you got to do is say you're a writer.
04:26Why?
04:26These are very successful women, Herm.
04:28You think they're going to be impressed when they find out you're a fact checker?
04:33Thank God for you guys.
04:34Seriously.
04:37For your information, Jay, I do think of myself as a writer.
04:40Oh, yeah?
04:41Well, that's great.
04:42I have an uncle who thinks he's a Barca lounger.
04:45I'll catch you later.
04:46Don't forget.
04:46Say you're a writer.
04:48You realize Jay's saying we have no career.
04:50I guess that's because someone here isn't pulling his weight.
04:53Yeah, that's right.
04:54Where is that guy?
04:55Hmm?
04:56Knock it off.
04:57Come on, guys.
04:58You can't just get a career overnight.
05:00Overnight?
05:01We moved here four years ago.
05:03Since then, we've been working at this job for four years.
05:05That means it's been 44 years.
05:08You know, you're right.
05:12I'm slowing us down.
05:14Look, I will get us a job.
05:16I just have to use some connections.
05:19Steer us on the right course.
05:20Find that port in the storm.
05:22Greetings, my comrades.
05:25Land ho.
05:27Whoa!
05:28Hello, Mr. Crocker.
05:29Always good to see you, Sherman.
05:30Hoppy?
05:31Lois?
05:32Earl?
05:33Paul Bracken.
05:34My favorite African American.
05:36Jim Crawford.
05:38My favorite manic depressive.
05:41I heard that, and it's not true.
05:43There'll be no more manic depressive episodes for me.
05:46Ever since I was reinstated as one of Waderton's top brass,
05:49I've been as high as a kite.
05:50Good for you.
05:52But then I get as low as a caterpillar.
05:54But then the caterpillar becomes a butterfly,
05:56and I'm high again.
05:58And then the butterfly dies.
06:01Is there a point to this?
06:02Oh, damn it, man.
06:03I'm building up to it.
06:05Since my divorce, I've tried to meet women,
06:07but I keep striking out.
06:08Why don't you come out with me and have a drink?
06:10You can tell me what I've been doing wrong.
06:11Oh, I really don't think that I...
06:13Paul, I'm turning into a caterpillar.
06:16Some kid is going to put me in a coffee can with a leaf,
06:18and I'm going to starve to death.
06:19Okay.
06:21Okay, one drink.
06:23Oh, thank God.
06:26Au revoir, mes amis.
06:27Please, I have to go make a cocoon.
06:31I think that's a metaphor,
06:32but just in case, I'd stay away from the men's room.
06:37Mr. Crawford.
06:38Oh.
06:39Mr. Crawford, I need a favor.
06:40I hate to take advantage of our friendship, but...
06:42Don't be ridiculous, son.
06:43We're not friends.
06:46I sure as hell have supported you
06:48when everyone else around here thought you were crazy.
06:50Because of that,
06:51I think you owe me a shot at a freelance article.
06:53Well, that's a real gutsy attitude, you're shy.
06:55I've never seen this in you before.
06:57It's very unattractive.
07:00Have you got a story for me or not?
07:02Come here.
07:04There is something
07:05that I've always wanted to do.
07:07Yeah, what's that?
07:09Put on a dress.
07:12That'll be our secret, sir.
07:14No, that's a story I wanted to do.
07:17What it would be like for a man
07:18to spend the night on the town
07:20as a single woman.
07:23What do you think, Sherman?
07:26Are you man enough to wear a dress?
07:34What the hell are you doing?
07:36Look, you said you wanted me to do something
07:38for our career, and I'm doing it.
07:40Are you sure we really want to put on this dress?
07:42Oh, you're right.
07:43It makes us look fat.
07:49Hey, Louise, thanks for helping me.
07:51This article is really important to me.
07:53Sure, Herman, it's my pleasure.
07:54Show me what you got.
07:55Well, I thought I'd go with this dress,
07:57and I have this bra,
07:58which I'm going to stuff with some socks.
08:00Socks don't work.
08:01They fall out.
08:02They land in the punch bowl.
08:03Then Jimmy Locuzo will grab them
08:04and parade them around the gym
08:05for everyone in the junior class to see.
08:07Then he'll drive around town
08:08with them tied to his antenna.
08:09That's just a hypothetical worst-case scenario.
08:17What else you got?
08:18Um, a couple of oranges?
08:21Grapefruit?
08:21Nah, nah.
08:22Grapefruit be too much.
08:23They won't work.
08:24For some reason,
08:24men are turned off
08:25if a woman's breasts are too big.
08:28Wrong, Kimo Sabi.
08:29Okay, now how about makeup?
08:36Well, I really don't wear much makeup,
08:37and I can tell you're going to need a lot.
08:40You might want to go to Hetty in that department.
08:42No, I'd rather stay clear of Hetty.
08:44She sure as hell didn't want to talk to me today.
08:45Besides, I'm not sure I want to look like that kind of girl.
08:49Herman, I think maybe you're taking this article
08:50a little too seriously.
08:51No, I'm not.
08:53So what do I wear?
08:55Pantyhose or stockings?
08:57Oh, I'd go with the pantyhose.
08:58But I've got this really great garter belt
09:00to go with the stockings.
09:03There is no article, is there, Herman?
09:08Yes, there is an article.
09:09Okay, fine,
09:10but it really doesn't matter what you wear.
09:12Looking like a woman is all in the walk.
09:14Now, let's see your moves.
09:16Well, how's this?
09:21Well, Herman,
09:23I don't know if you'll convince anyone you're a woman,
09:25but if you stand outside of prison,
09:26you might get a few impulse buyers on parole day.
09:30All right, that's it.
09:31This little game of dress-up is over.
09:32We are not doing this article.
09:34What, you mean there really is an article?
09:40But this is an excellent opportunity
09:42for us to get in touch with our feminine side.
09:45Wait a minute,
09:45all this time we've had a feminine side
09:46and we never touched it?
09:49Hmm.
09:51Oh, maybe you're right, Louise.
09:54Maybe I can't do this.
09:56Oh, sure you can, Herman.
09:57I was just kidding before.
09:59Come on, you gotta do this article.
10:00It's gonna be a great article.
10:02Assuming there is an article.
10:04There is an article.
10:05Okay, but let's face it.
10:07People are gonna look at me
10:07and know I'm a guy.
10:09Not strangers.
10:10Hey, listen.
10:11You know, today,
10:12I got two free passes
10:13for this new club on the Upper East Side,
10:15Ladies Night Only.
10:16Tonight, let's go.
10:16I don't know.
10:18Herman,
10:18if this article gets published,
10:20it could get you out of the research room.
10:22Come on.
10:22This is your chance
10:23to be a real writer.
10:24Just like Raymond Chandler,
10:26Norman Mailer,
10:27Ernest Hemingway.
10:29You know,
10:29you're right, Louise.
10:31You're right.
10:32I am gonna do this.
10:33It's time for me to join
10:34the great men of literature.
10:35And where's my mascara?
10:38Oh, dear God.
10:39Please let there be an article.
10:47Will you come on?
10:54I'm very scared.
10:56Look, look.
10:56There's nothing to be frightened about.
10:59We'll just wander around,
11:00gather material for the article.
11:01What are you doing
11:06with our hands?
11:07Nothing.
11:07You're feeling us up.
11:09I'm adjusting.
11:12Come in.
11:14Stop playing with your oranges.
11:16You're gonna draw a crowd.
11:17Sorry.
11:18Just a little nervous.
11:20I'd really like to get
11:21to a table where I could hide.
11:22Oh, just relax.
11:23You're safe here with me.
11:24Nobody knows you.
11:26Well, hi, Louise.
11:26Hi, Annie.
11:27Hey, Louise.
11:28Hi.
11:28Let me guess, Louise.
11:34You got the passes
11:35for this place at work.
11:37Oh, you know,
11:38you're developing
11:39woman's intuition.
11:40Louise.
11:40Sorry.
11:41Just relax.
11:42We'll stay clear
11:43of Hetty and Jay.
11:43We'll just keep a low profile.
11:45Well, I'm looking for someone
11:47who's feminine,
11:49who's soft.
11:50Someone like
11:51that girl.
11:53That girl.
11:53That girl.
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12:29Oh, kissy face.
12:33Used to be just me
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12:34A couple studs
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12:37And then she came along.
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12:42The ball and chain.
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12:44Next,
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12:47Hey,
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14:41Hello, Mr. Crawford,
14:42Mr. Bracken.
14:43Hello, Louise.
14:44Come on, Crawford.
14:44I'm ready for that drink now.
14:46Slow down, Paul.
14:50There's chemistry
14:51in the air.
14:53That's me.
14:54I just got this
14:55blast back
14:56from the dry cleaners.
14:58One question.
15:00Where have you been
15:01all my life?
15:02One answer.
15:03At home,
15:04growing a penis.
15:10Actually,
15:11you've seen me around
15:12quite a bit.
15:14Oh.
15:15I wouldn't forget
15:16a vision like you.
15:18But you have seen me.
15:21No, I haven't.
15:25This woman is really gorgeous
15:27once you get by
15:27that hideous tick.
15:28Can I buy you a drink?
15:33I thought you were
15:33going to buy me a drink.
15:34Oh, all right,
15:35all right.
15:36I'll return
15:37like a boomerang.
15:45I'm beginning to feel
15:46really awkward
15:47about this, Louise.
15:48Oh, come on, Herman.
15:49You're a big girl now.
15:50You're entering the stage
15:51when boys are going to
15:52start to want things
15:53from you.
15:53But you don't have to do
15:54anything you don't feel
15:55comfortable with.
15:56Unless, of course,
15:57you want to be popular.
16:00Thanks, Mom.
16:01Hey, how you doing here,
16:02Louise?
16:03Oh, good, good.
16:05Listen, Jay,
16:05there's someone
16:06that I'd like you to meet.
16:07This is my cousin.
16:08Hey, how you doing?
16:09It's nice to meet you.
16:10Listen, I'd love to
16:11stand here and chat,
16:12but I want to go
16:14meet women.
16:14I don't get it.
16:17How come Jay ignored us
16:18like that?
16:19Because, big fella,
16:20I'm afraid he didn't
16:21find us cute.
16:24That pig.
16:27Listen, Louise,
16:28maybe I should spend
16:29some time alone.
16:30I mean, if the article
16:30is about being out
16:31on the town
16:32as a single woman,
16:33I should try being
16:33totally single.
16:34You sure you can
16:35handle that?
16:35Yeah, sure, sure.
16:36Go mingle.
16:37I can take care of myself.
16:40My little girl
16:40is grown up.
16:42Oh, wait, wait.
16:47I didn't order this.
16:52I wouldn't drink that.
16:54It starts with a free drink
16:55and ends with a free clinic.
16:58I'm Hattie.
16:59I'm going to the bar.
17:01Can I get you something?
17:02Uh, yeah,
17:03a white wine spritzer.
17:07Can I just tell you
17:08that you are
17:09one beautiful woman?
17:11Well,
17:12I bet you say
17:12that to all the ladies.
17:13Only the pretty ones.
17:15Oh, I feel like
17:16a schoolgirl again.
17:19What in the hell
17:19is wrong with you
17:20talking like that?
17:21I didn't say it.
17:23I did.
17:28It's for the article.
17:29I'm getting into character.
17:32Hey, it's true
17:32what they say
17:33about black patent
17:34leather shoes.
17:39Why don't you let me
17:39decide if you feel
17:40like a schoolgirl, huh?
17:42Oh, my God.
17:43His hand is on our thigh.
17:46What kind of a girl
17:47does he think we are?
17:49Well, I don't know,
17:50but if he goes
17:50about 10 inches higher,
17:51he's going to find out.
17:57Look, knock it off.
17:58Come on,
17:59I'm just fooling around.
18:00Hey, that's my woman.
18:08I say we go
18:11with the first guy.
18:13I'm sorry.
18:15I didn't know.
18:17I'm sorry.
18:19You okay?
18:19Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23I'm just a little flushed.
18:26You're Patrick Ewing,
18:28right?
18:28Right.
18:29Well, thanks for coming
18:31over here, Mr. Ewing.
18:32No problem.
18:33I see a guy trying
18:33to pull something weird.
18:34I have to see
18:35what's going on.
18:36Yes, he was bizarre,
18:37all right.
18:38I was talking about you.
18:39How did you know?
18:44I'm up here.
18:45I see the tattoo
18:46on your left breast.
18:47It says sun kiss.
18:51And your right breast
18:52rolled onto the table.
18:55Take care.
19:05Excuse me?
19:06I saw you chatting
19:07with Patrick Ewing.
19:08Are you his girlfriend?
19:12Jay, it's me.
19:18Hey, hey, man.
19:22I know it's a shock.
19:24Yeah?
19:25Look, Jay,
19:26just beat it, would you?
19:28Sure, sure.
19:29Oh, I did have
19:31one question, though.
19:33Why?
19:35It's for an article.
19:36I'm just trying to
19:37jumpstart my career,
19:38okay?
19:38I know you think
19:38it's stupid.
19:39Oh, hey,
19:40I'm not judging you.
19:41In fact,
19:42I've had four Rob Royce
19:43and around closing time
19:44I get very open-minded.
19:47Oh, get out of here, Jay.
19:49Oh, I am sorry
19:50it took so long.
19:52Some loser
19:53was harassing me
19:53at the bar.
19:54Hey, where are you going?
19:56All I said was
19:56you were the winner
19:57of the best-looking woman
19:58in this bar contest.
19:59Yeah?
20:00What'd you do, place?
20:02Oh!
20:05Well, that did the trick.
20:08So, what brings you here?
20:10I was lonely.
20:12Boy, I didn't realize
20:13this place was such
20:13a meat market.
20:14Oh, men?
20:16Don't you just hate them?
20:17Oh, yeah.
20:18They come on real sweet
20:19and just like that,
20:20they're gone.
20:20Yes, and we gals
20:21are left with nothing
20:22to show for it.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Well, if you're lucky.
20:27What do you mean?
20:29Nothing.
20:30Oh, that didn't sound
20:31like nothing.
20:32Is there something
20:32on your mind?
20:33Oh, right.
20:35I met this guy
20:36and he seemed
20:38really special
20:38and it was great
20:40for a few days
20:41and all of a sudden
20:42he just left.
20:44Just my luck.
20:46Oh, you think
20:47he may have been the one?
20:49No.
20:50I think I may be pregnant.
20:54That poor girl.
20:56Yeah, that's terrible.
20:58Boy, we are getting
20:59great stuff for the article.
21:02Finding out how a woman
21:03bears herself
21:04to another woman.
21:06Uh, there'll be pictures
21:07with this article, right?
21:09But we're deceiving
21:11heading into telling
21:11us personal things.
21:12Where are our scruples?
21:14Well, right now
21:14they're tucked up
21:15pretty tightly
21:16in these pantyhose.
21:19Are you sure
21:21you're pregnant?
21:22Well, I am really late.
21:23I'm going to have to
21:23go to the doctor
21:24and get a test.
21:25I hate the idea
21:26of going by myself
21:26but I can't ask
21:28this jerk to go with me.
21:29You know what
21:29you should do?
21:30Please, please
21:30don't tell me
21:31what to do.
21:31I get enough
21:32of that from men.
21:33Why don't they
21:34understand that
21:34when a woman
21:35is going through
21:35something hard like this
21:36that all she really
21:37wants is someone
21:38to listen?
21:39Oh, yes.
21:40Yes, of course.
21:42Of course,
21:42I'll just listen.
21:44But I just have
21:45to ask you,
21:46if the guy
21:46is such a jerk,
21:47why do you
21:48go out with him?
21:50Well, the usual
21:51reasons.
21:51He had power,
21:52money,
21:52and sex was great.
21:55Maybe the best
21:55I ever had.
21:56Oh.
22:00Ever?
22:03Well, there was
22:04one other guy.
22:07Please let it be us.
22:08Please let it be us.
22:08Let it be us.
22:09Take mom,
22:10just let it be us.
22:11Please,
22:11please,
22:12us, us.
22:12And who was
22:13that other guy?
22:15Some guy at the office.
22:16Yes!
22:17Yes.
22:19Yes.
22:21Go on.
22:22Well, it happened
22:22with him twice
22:23as a matter of fact,
22:24and I have to say
22:25with him,
22:26it was really,
22:27really great.
22:28Oh, he sounds dreamy.
22:30Maybe I can meet
22:31him sometime.
22:32Oh, you don't want him.
22:33He is this rube
22:33from the Midwest.
22:34He's got a crappy job,
22:35no money,
22:36a dinky little park.
22:37Okay, okay, okay.
22:37What's important
22:38is he was good in bed.
22:41Good news.
22:42I'm back.
22:43I got by that hideous tick,
22:47and I want you anyway,
22:49and I will have you.
22:50No, you won't.
22:52I love a woman
22:52who's unflappable.
22:53You'd be lucky
22:54to get one
22:54who's inflatable.
22:57Fine, fine.
22:58Resist if you will.
22:59Let's see
23:00if you can resist this.
23:05Good God!
23:13Oh, it's you, Sherman.
23:18It's all right.
23:19I know this man.
23:23You son of a bitch.
23:25Hetty, come on.
23:25Hetty, wait.
23:26I can explain.
23:27I have...
23:28Look, it's Patrick Ewing.
23:34Go, Nicks!
23:44Come on.
23:45I just spoke
23:46with Dick Ellsworth
23:46up in the editorial
23:47about the article you wrote.
23:48I know.
23:49It was a dumb idea.
23:50He says you wrote
23:51one hell of a good story.
23:53He says I'd better watch out
23:54or he's gonna steal you
23:55away from research
23:56and hire you
23:57as a staff writer.
23:58Really?
23:58Yeah.
24:00Congratulations.
24:01That was one hell of a stunt
24:02you pulled off last night.
24:04Okay, okay.
24:05Are you gonna give me
24:06a hard time, too?
24:07Not at all.
24:09If that's what you felt
24:10you had to do
24:11to write the article,
24:12then so be it.
24:13But the next time
24:14you get a writing assignment,
24:15for God's sakes,
24:16shave your legs.
24:21Heard about your article.
24:23Congratulations,
24:23you scum-sucking pig.
24:25Hetty.
24:26Hetty, we have to talk about this.
24:27I don't want to talk about it.
24:28No, we're going to talk about this.
24:29I don't want to talk about it.
24:31Oh, if you want to talk about it,
24:32why don't you just use my office?
24:34Thanks, Mr. Bracken.
24:35You know,
24:36my sarcasm is wasted
24:38on you people.
24:40I'm going to save it
24:41for my wife.
24:43Take your problems
24:44out in the hall.
24:46Hetty, I am sorry
24:47for what I did to you,
24:48but it was worth it.
24:49By dressing up like a woman,
24:50I found out something important.
24:52What?
24:52That fake eyelashes
24:52only come off
24:53a special remover?
24:54No, I am not talking...
24:56They have a special remover?
24:59Herman,
24:59how could you sit there
25:00while I told you
25:01those private things?
25:02I was just being a friend.
25:03Hetty, you obviously
25:04needed someone to talk to.
25:06Yeah, but I said that stuff
25:07because I thought
25:08you were a woman.
25:09Hetty, I am still
25:09the same person
25:10that was there
25:11for you last night.
25:11I'm just not wearing
25:12a size 8.
25:14All right,
25:15a size 12.
25:16Look, the point is
25:17you don't have to shut me out
25:18just because I'm a guy.
25:20I mean, it's possible
25:20that I could actually
25:21be your friend.
25:23I really don't see how, Herman.
25:24Well, you can start
25:26with me taking you
25:27to the doctor.
25:34But as of this morning,
25:36the rabbit lives.
25:38I'm not pregnant.
25:39I was just really late.
25:41Well, I'm happy for you.
25:43Don't you dare
25:43tell anybody about this, okay?
25:46Something I'd rather keep
25:47between friends.
25:49Now, Sherman,
25:54there you are.
25:57I want to talk to you
25:57about last night.
25:58Mr. Crawford, I'm sorry.
25:59I tried to tell you
26:00it was me.
26:01Oh, good God,
26:01I don't care about that.
26:03See, what I'm trying
26:04to figure out is why
26:05I haven't done so well
26:06with the ladies lately.
26:08What I want to know is,
26:09would you say
26:10I'm a good kisser?
26:11I'm a good kisser.
26:19What's for dinner?
26:37Hamburger Helper lasagna.
26:39I'm gonna make
26:40a real good,
26:41feel-good meal.
26:43Hot, home-cooked
26:45Hamburger Helper.
26:46Makes a real good,
26:47feel-good meal.
26:49Yeah.
26:50Coming September 24th.
26:53This is the story
26:54of what it takes
26:56to face the pain.
27:00Starting defense!
27:02Fight the pressure.
27:03Watch your design
27:04and kill everyone.
27:06They're talking about
27:07how good I am
27:07under pressure.
27:11Feel the power.
27:12I'm gonna bust your gun
27:13open while you die!
27:14And survive
27:15the program.
27:17Rated R.
27:40Honey, we're leaving
27:41in ten minutes.
27:42While virtual reality
27:44isn't quite here yet,
27:45the car is
27:46the new Accord
27:48from Honda.
27:54There.
27:55Can I go home now?
27:56No.
27:57You have to win by 90.
28:00I've never heard of that.
28:01Where did that rule come from?
28:02Home head rules.
28:05This is our head.
28:06When we play in your head,
28:07we'll play by your rules.
28:08Give me a minute.
28:11Game's over.
28:13Nice game.
28:14Oh, boy.
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