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00:00The Hazzard Derby
00:30The Hazzard Derby
01:00The Hazzard Derby
01:30The Hazzard Derby
01:32Christmas is the biggest event of the year in most parts of the country, but in Hazzard
01:44County, it's the annual Hazzard Obstacle Derby.
01:46It's an illegal stock car race over an obstacle course.
01:50It's the dirtiest race in America.
01:53There ain't but one rule.
01:54Finish first, any way you can.
01:57Can I have your attention, please?
02:03Now, I'm going to announce the drivers of the Hazzard County Obstacle Derby just as soon
02:08as they deliver that...
02:09Hooter, give me that.
02:18Where you been?
02:19I just wanted to make a big entrance.
02:21Besides, I had to get that off of Boss Hog's mantelpiece.
02:24Will you get that messy piece of junk out of here before it starts dripping oil all over the place?
02:28Oh, don't worry about it, Roscoe.
02:30His house broke.
02:32Hooter, that ain't no way to treat your bike.
02:51Oh, it wasn't mine.
02:54No, it was mine.
03:16You boys fighting over who pays?
03:18Nope, we're fighting over who's going to drive in the race.
03:23Oh, he's about ready to have your palm read.
03:27Whoa!
03:30That was dirty.
03:31Yeah, but it worked.
03:37All right, everybody, just settle down.
03:40We'll make an ounce.
03:41Will you please settle down a little bit, Daisy?
03:44Daisy, get up there.
03:45All right, will you hush?
03:48Hush!
03:50Hush, now.
03:52I'm trying to give you the name of the entrance to the Obstacle Derby here.
03:57Now, these are the four drivers that's made the most points on a dirt track here in the state this year.
04:05Now, the winner gets $500 of cold cash.
04:09All right!
04:09If he lives.
04:10If he lives.
04:13He also gets the possession for one solid year, this beautiful, genuine, electro-plated silver trophy.
04:22It's going to be given by our lovely trophy girl, Miss Daisy Duke.
04:29Now, I'm about to get in the possession of the trophy girl for a year.
04:36No, you...
04:37Daisy, will you quit stomping on him while I'm trying to...
04:43Now, we'll read you the names of the, uh, of the drivers in reverse starting position.
04:50Now, Enos Strait.
04:54Hey!
04:54Hey!
04:55Hey!
04:55Hey!
04:56Hey!
04:57Enos!
04:58Yeah!
04:59That's it.
05:00And from Savin' Port.
05:06One of the Duke boys.
05:13And...
05:14Kreevy.
05:16Kreevy?
05:17Well, who's Kreevy?
05:18I ain't never heard of him.
05:19There wasn't no Kreevy on the state circuit this year.
05:22I'm Kreevy.
05:23Amy Kreevy, Pl somethin' County Powderpuff Division.
05:26Hey!
05:27He's a she.
05:30powder puffs well powder puffs don't count this here's a race for men
05:38sugar I just haven't quite figured out which one I eat to catch yet welcome to
05:44Hazard County it's well named my name's Luke Duke either your kid or your mother
05:49had a pretty cute sense of humor you know I suppose she's even got herself a
05:52lady mechanic too I can strip your lug nuts junior this here's my mechanic
05:59Francis Lee Olmsted Frankie for sure oh wonderful what's the matter you don't
06:05like lady mechanics no I just think it ranks right up there with men having
06:09babies you boys are in trouble I saw her picture in big race magazine this lady's
06:16a pro well welcome ladies come on have a drink she can race after me anytime Luke
06:26the hazard derby is an obstacle course it ain't no race for a woman oh she won't last first lap
06:32to the first woman to enter the hazard derby and it's about time
06:36may the best man win which isn't likely I'm gonna take no more of this give up on her Turk
06:48you know you may find the hazard derby a little rough I have you haven't raced against women have you
06:58what do you do us what are you doing here Turk I wouldn't miss one of your races not after
07:03teaching you everything I know come on Turk not now huh please why not this pigs die is as good a
07:10place as they need to start over come on let's talk go lady said let go
07:18why don't you try some tricky stuff they taught you in the Marines that's what he just used on me
07:45come on Luke you're a head on point
08:06come on oh
08:10double
08:11uh
08:12get out
08:15get out
08:16come on
08:18now quit
08:18quit
08:19quit
08:20quit
08:20I'm not kidding
08:21listen
08:22you're
08:23I'm on the wall now
08:24look up here
08:25ä½ çœ‹
08:26you see
08:27listen
08:28you're hurting
08:31I'm not kidding
08:34I'm not kidding
08:34I'm telling you one day you keep messing around and you're gonna see that rate from behind bars
08:49Amy I'll see you later dog
09:04Hey, you were great
09:12I'll get you a towel
09:13Oh, I'm sorry
09:15You a friend of yours?
09:16My ex-mechanic, Sir Crowley, inspired him to put nitrous oxide in my engine
09:20Well, that sure suits up the horsepower
09:22That sure gets you disqualified
09:24I'll say your romantic notions, which I did not
09:27To rates and associations, it's barred him as a driver for life
09:31Yeah, it should have been longer
09:32He already crippled four drivers
09:34Well, he sure got taste in women
09:36Nobody said he was all bad
09:38Dance?
09:46You wanna talk about crank chefs?
09:50Don't worry about me winning that race for you, Mr. Hall
09:53I'll bring home your bacon
09:55Enos, why don't you go watch Daisy and lust in your heart?
10:02All right, Sheriff
10:03But I was trying to take her off
10:05Roscoe
10:09What?
10:11If that dipstick deputy of yours don't win that race for me
10:15I'm gonna skin him alive and have me the ugliest throw rug in Hazard County
10:21Well, boss, you've won that trophy for three years in a row
10:25Now, what are you worried about?
10:27Because I thought that trophy cup was mine to keep after three wins
10:31Instead of four
10:32I've gotta get it back
10:34Firmament
10:34Well, you can afford a dozen of those cups
10:37Not like that one
10:39My mama's in that country
10:42I got
10:45Well, boss
10:48Your mama is dead
10:50You know my wife, Lulu
10:54Hated mama
10:55Yeah
10:56She took the urn of mama's ashes and put them out in the garage
11:00You know what'd I do?
11:02What?
11:02I took mama's ashes out of that urn
11:05Put them in a trophy cup and sealed it tight
11:09That way, I could take mama into the house and back on the mantelpiece with Lulu none the wiser
11:16Could you have done that?
11:17It's a comfort to a man to have his mama around
11:23Well, look, boss
11:28Uh, Enos is a heck of a good driver now
11:31You know, you got a real good chance to win
11:33Chance?
11:34This ain't no turkey raffle
11:36I need a sure thing
11:37Well, how are you gonna do that?
11:41Not me
11:42Not you?
11:43No
11:43Who?
11:44Me
11:45Yes, you
11:46You're gonna make sure I get that trophy cup back permanent
11:49But me, why me, boss?
11:52Because if I hadn't married your fair sister, Lulu
11:55Mama wouldn't be in that gut
11:58My mama's sitting on a ball
12:03And her a good Baptist
12:07Well, all I can say is that if a driver like Turk Foley
12:16Can wind up being a grease monkey to a girl driver
12:19Well, and the whole sport of racing's just gone to hell in a bucket
12:22Hey, I can think of worse jobs than looking after that sweet thing
12:25You gonna turn on the light or do your famous imitation of a mole?
12:30Just gonna have to rough it, Scout
12:31I don't know if you've realized it yet, but
12:34If Amy's been working with Turk
12:36She just may be a pretty hot driver and run your tail right off the track
12:40Oh, I'm scared to death
12:41You know, I think I'm gonna track down that Amy
12:45Broaden that lady's horizons
12:47That poor girl
12:48Yes
12:51Hello again
12:53Hey
12:55Cute knees, huh?
12:58What's Goldilocks doing in my bed?
13:01Sleeping
13:01Until you tried to ravish me, Papa Bear
13:05What are you guys doing in here?
13:07Well, it's our bedroom
13:08Oh, didn't you get the note I left you in the bathroom?
13:11I didn't go in there to read
13:12Oh, you read?
13:14They tried staying at the Hazard Motel, but it was full
13:18All six rooms
13:19All right, boys
13:20Now get out of here and get your sleeping bags
13:23This ain't no Brody house
13:25Well, that's Uncle Jesse
13:27And underneath them long johns
13:29You'll find every single one of them Ten Commandments
13:31Good night, lady
13:33Thank you
13:34Most folks eat when they're hungry
13:38Boss Hogg eats when he's nervous
13:40If he didn't burn it off worrying
13:43Old boss would weigh a ton
13:45Good news
13:50I got good news
13:52Good news
13:53Listen, boss
13:56I solved the problem
13:58You don't have to worry about your mama no more
14:00Don't worry
14:02Uh-huh
14:03Wartko
14:04I had a nightmare last night
14:06I saw my mama
14:08Stand there like she's alive
14:10She had that big old switch in her hand
14:13And she told me she was gonna whip the hide off me
14:16If anybody else
14:18Got an answer
14:19Well, you don't have to worry about that, boss
14:22Because I got a crasher
14:23Crasher?
14:25Yeah
14:25What's a crasher?
14:26Well, that's one of those big racing terms, you know
14:30It means a ringer, a phony, you know
14:32Some lead foot you can put in there to eliminate all the competition
14:35And make sure that old Enos wins
14:38P-brain
14:40I'm gonna put a crasher in when the drivers have already been picked
14:44Well, we, oh, we with pressure
14:47Pressure
14:48Any more pressure from you and I'm gonna have a nervous breakdown
14:50You're a walking epidemic
14:52No, no, no
14:53I mean pressure on the driver
14:54I tell you, boss
14:56This time it's gonna work
14:57It's gonna work
14:58Eat it better
15:03Eat it better
15:03I bet he was backward as a kid, too
15:15Well, how's the sound?
15:19Tuned by ear
15:20Try one of these next time
15:22Bo, why don't you head into town
15:25Pick up that case of oil
15:26Oh, good
15:26I gotta pick up some stuff you can drive me
15:28Just don't try anything funny
15:30Then anything with you would be funny
15:32I think it'll last
15:34Match made in heaven
15:36I'm curious
15:38Yeah?
15:39You and Turk
15:40You still saw him even after you
15:44What, I thought about him?
15:46Oh, I think everyone deserves a second chance
15:48He warned it
15:49But it's over
15:50Hmm
15:51What got you interested in cars?
15:55I figured being under the hood was a great way to stay out of the backseat
15:57Besides, but beat the socks off, twirling the baton
15:59Oh, you have it
16:01Racing?
16:02Sure, why not?
16:04What's your big ambition?
16:06Oh
16:06To put together the car that wins the Charlotte 500
16:10Yours?
16:13I'd be driving the car that wins the Charlotte 500
16:15Now, don't you really mean competing with men?
16:19Nah
16:19Compete with myself
16:21Well, I can think of a lot more feminine ways to do it
16:23Listen, honey
16:25Racing does not threaten my femininity at all
16:28Now, don't you get threatened
16:34Lipstick's just like tractor
16:36It washes right off
16:38I'll see you
16:57I'll be back
16:59Now, don't go away
17:01Turk
17:26What do you do in an Amy's car?
17:29Ooh
17:29You see, in Hazard
17:33The competing starts way before the race does
19:06There weren't no tourists.
19:07Local boys, huh?
19:08No, they weren't local boys.
19:10Then they were tourists.
19:11And I don't want you harassing them.
19:14Tourists spend money.
19:16You are a mess.
19:18You are a mess.
19:19What are you doing in my car?
19:34What happened to you?
19:35Spring a leak?
19:37No, I nearly got myself killed because I found Turk messing around under the hood.
19:42Yeah?
19:43You're the one under the hood.
19:45Afraid we're too much competition?
19:47No way.
19:49You know, I don't usually make bets with girls, but I don't think you count.
19:53So in your case, I'll make an exception.
19:55Bet you 50 bucks you don't even finish that race.
19:57Hey, son, if you're going to bet with me, make it count.
20:02Yeah, like what?
20:04The cars.
20:08Lucifer against General Lee.
20:10Winner take all.
20:13The cars?
20:14Too hot for you, chicken?
20:16No way.
20:18You're on.
20:21Cooter, my boy.
20:24I'd like for you to do me a big favor in the obstacle derby on Sunday.
20:30How'd you like to be a crasher?
20:34Crasher?
20:35Boss Hog, you got the wrong dude.
20:37Besides, there's a woman in that race.
20:40Cooter.
20:41By any chance, do these salutations look familiar to you?
20:46Mm-hmm.
20:47Yeah, I got a set just like these on my truck.
20:50These are them.
20:52Oh.
20:52You have been cited for everything from reckless driving to stampeding Herschel Ferguson's turkeys over that cliff.
20:59Now, Roscoe, turkeys got wings, and I always thought they could fly.
21:03My, my, you got a big problem there, Cooter.
21:07How are you going to pay for all them tickets?
21:12I'll tell you how he can pay for them.
21:15We'll just sell his truck at the police auction.
21:18Now, Roscoe, a man's truck is his castle.
21:21Y'all wouldn't do that, would you?
21:25Looks like Boss and Roscoe got old Cooter by the tickets.
21:29Cooter.
21:30So, uh, what do we do now?
21:37Wait.
21:38For what?
21:42You ain't gonna try to goof a car again, are you?
21:44I ain't got to.
21:45It's already done.
21:47Turk, that Duke boy saw you messing around.
21:49He's gonna spot that throttle, Jimmy, you did.
21:51That was just a decoy, just to hide what else I'd done.
21:56What'd you do?
21:58Turk, wait a minute.
21:58What'd you do?
21:59Well, Jesse, I need to talk to you.
22:10Well, if you can't look me in the eye, it must be pretty bad.
22:16What is it?
22:18Well, I...
22:19I bet something that ain't totally mine.
22:22Like what?
22:24Like General Lee.
22:25Oh, what am I gonna tell Luke?
22:30Why bother?
22:33You can't win that race anyway if he's in jail.
22:36In jail?
22:37In jail?
22:39For what for?
22:40For killing you.
22:42When he finds out what you've done.
22:44Well, pride makes a good servant, but a poor master.
22:52Now, you're risking something with Luke that's a lot more valuable than an automobile.
23:00Well, what am I gonna do?
23:02Well, why don't you swallow some of that pride and get out of the bed?
23:10Come on, you're gorgeous.
23:28Ain't there any way I can talk you out of driving that hazard derby?
23:32Well, you're afraid I'm gonna beat you?
23:33No, I'm worried about you.
23:37Look, Amy, I know you're a champion.
23:39I mean, you could probably beat me on a regular track, but...
23:42Well, I race against these guys every Saturday.
23:45They're rough, and they're gonna resent you.
23:47Oh, Luke, come on.
23:48I've driven against drivers who play dirty before.
23:52Yeah, but this hazard race is the Olympics, a dirty race.
23:57Well, you'd be like a Dixie Cup in a cattle stampede.
23:59I'll tell you what, if you're worried,
24:04how about a little demonstration ride, huh?
24:06I'll show you just what the opposite sex can do.
24:09Hey, I know what the opposite sex can do.
24:12I just don't think a race car is a proper place to do it.
24:25Hang on, Clare boy.
24:29Can you cook, too?
24:54Oh, while I'm driving, sugar, I only got my two hands.
24:59Now, there's some dangerous road up ahead here.
25:01It's got some tricky curves to it.
25:03Sort of like the ones that start about here.
25:06Cut the hell out now.
25:07And I'm only human.
25:08You better back off the panel, babe.
25:20We're coming up to Widowmaker Bend.
25:29Look, I ain't got no brakes.
25:30Damn.
25:31Damn.
25:32Damn.
25:32Damn.
25:33Damn.
25:33Damn.
25:34Damn.
25:35Damn.
25:36Damn.
25:37Damn.
25:38Damn.
25:56Y'all stick around.
25:57This is a real cliffhanger.
25:58Damn.
25:59Damn.
25:59Damn.
26:00Damn.
26:00Damn.
26:01Damn.
26:01Damn.
26:02Damn.
26:02Damn.
26:03Damn.
26:04Damn.
26:04Damn.
26:05Damn.
26:05Damn.
26:06Damn.
26:06Damn.
26:07Damn.
26:08Damn.
26:34Damn.
26:34Damn.
26:35Damn.
26:35Damn.
26:36believe it. Oh. Both brake lines are full of pinholes. Every time you stepped on the brakes,
26:50you lost fluid. Jerk? Gotta be. Hey, you all right? Yeah, I'm a little car sick. I can't believe I
27:00almost got us killed just showing off to impress you. You're the only gal I know with million
27:04dollar legs and a lead foot. Listen, Luke, our jerk is crazy enough to try something again.
27:10Want to quit? What's quit mean? Oh, this is crazy. I want you to quit, but I'm proud that you won't.
27:24Well, do you hike as well as you drive? Wait a minute. What's your hurry? After all the trouble
27:31I went to get you stranded here alone? Hmm. You are going to be a crasher for Boss? I ain't got
27:43no choice, y'all. Roscoe is going to sell my truck to pay off my tickets, or if not, he's
27:49going to put me under the jail. You ain't mad? Oh, Boss, I sure outfoxed himself this time, huh?
28:01Cooter, you're going to put on a phony show for him. I am? Yeah, yeah. You see, now that we know about
28:08it, you and Luke can just bump each other once in a while, and the Boss will think you're running
28:13a dishonest race and doing your job. I wish we could handle Turk that easily. Don't worry
28:23about it. We will when we find him. Find Turk? You don't find Turk. Turk finds you.
28:31Hey, good to see you. Hey, sweet cakes. See, now you're practically alone. How'd you like to rub?
28:55Tell me he's with me. Do the music. Buzz off, Ledbottom. She's mine. Oh. That means you'll be finished
29:01with her by tomorrow? Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? Now what? Well, you could listen to me
29:13for starters. Look, I've been thinking. Oh, I admire a man who ain't afraid to try new things.
29:20Frankie, I'm trying to tell you that I don't think it'd be fair for us to take advantage of you
29:25when you're down on your luck. So the bet's off, okay? The bet's on them. The breaks were fixed
29:31before supper. Thanks for offering. Hey, you got a quarter? Yeah, we got it.
29:39Hey, Bo, what's cooking, buddy? Goose? It's mine? It's on your mind. Oh, it shows, huh?
29:49Well, I think I've made up my mind. I mean, at least partly.
29:55I don't quite know how to say this. Go ahead, doing terribly. Yeah, you're right. Um, look,
30:07I want us to be together. Honey, we all together. Come on, you know what I mean? I mean,
30:15like, more serious. Exclusive. Oh, sort of. Of course, there'd be a certain adjustment problem.
30:25What adjustment? Oh, not so much. It's just, uh, I need a certain amount of freedom. Well,
30:30you know who men are. Oh. You think women aren't like that? Well, I don't think they should be.
30:38Hmm. Hmm. I'll bet in hazard you put chastity belts on your women behind the feet and make them
30:43shuffle ten feet behind, huh? Well, no, they don't, uh, bind their feet no more. I'd slow them down
30:48picking cotton. Ha! That's cute. All right, let me get this straight. Uh, you don't want me to see
30:55anyone why. You just sort of chase after anybody you like. Oh, but liking love. I mean, what's
31:00important is that you're my woman. But liking these other girls don't mean a thing. Hmm. Yeah.
31:07Hey, where you going? I'll tell you what. When you want a whole lot of woman instead of a whole
31:13lot of girls, I'll be with that hunk over there, rubbing tummies. But of course, don't mean a thing.
31:25Luke? Oh, Luke, I just saw Amy leaving with Ernie Lackbatter. I guess that's her business,
31:35ain't it?
31:43Hey, what's that thing for? It's to put out smoldering butts. Care to sit on it?
31:49Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, come on. Come on. Come on. Give me that.
32:03Give me a kiss and I'll give it back. I'll give you a mouth full of loose teeth, Ma.
32:08Give me that. Give me that. Love it.
32:10I'll go do something. They're tossing around my mom.
32:27Quit there! You boys, quit there!
32:30Quit!
32:40Boss, did your mama smoke?
32:58For a fella that's got a drive tomorrow, you're up kind of late, ain't you?
33:13Can't sleep.
33:17You, uh, want to talk about it?
33:23It's Amy.
33:26What about her?
33:28She's different.
33:33Luke, I explained that difference to you years ago.
33:36She's so sure of herself.
33:39She drives like a man. She talks to me like a friend.
33:45Jesse, I ain't never felt so much for anyone before.
33:47You tell her that?
33:50Oh, yeah, I told her that tonight at the boar's nest.
33:53What happened?
33:54She left with Ernie Ledbetter.
33:55Sit down, Luke.
34:04Luke, I've been watching you.
34:08And when it comes to women, you got about as much sensitivity as a buzzsaw.
34:14I am sensitive.
34:16Well, I picked her, didn't I?
34:19Do you know what you want?
34:20I want her to stay around.
34:24You're thinking about marrying her?
34:26What?
34:26Not exactly.
34:28I mean, why rush into something like that?
34:30Well, women don't like waiting around.
34:37You know, tonight she didn't wait for nothing.
34:39And after she left with that turnip brain, I went out of looking for her.
34:48Jesse, I ain't never went looking for a woman before.
34:52They always come looking for me.
34:53Did you ever have a woman get at you like that?
35:05Yeah.
35:07What?
35:11I married her.
35:13Night.
35:16Good night.
35:16I want to talk to you.
35:43Yeah, I don't want to talk to you.
35:44Amy, where you been all night?
35:46Why?
35:47Because you mean something to me.
35:49I've been sitting here thinking about you all night.
35:52Didn't you say you thought everybody deserves a second chance?
35:57Yeah, all right, Luke, I'll listen to you.
36:01You know, this ain't easy for me.
36:05I even talked to Uncle Jesse about you.
36:08And?
36:11And it's never been like this with anyone.
36:14And it's never been like this before.
36:17All right.
36:18It's hard to change the habits of a lifetime.
36:22Well, if chasing other women upsets you,
36:26I'm willing to make a sacrifice.
36:31There's something about you, plow boy.
36:33I'll fail.
36:43Damn it.
36:46I'll fail.
36:47What?
36:48I'll fail.
36:50And I ain't failing.
36:51What?
36:53Look, I want you.
36:54I don't want anybody else to have you, but...
36:57I'm afraid I ain't going to be able to keep up my end of the deal.
37:04You thick-skinned, Clyde, hyper old bull weevil.
37:07I think I almost fell for that...
37:09I can't believe it.
37:24He did it to me again.
37:25Hey, did you tell him that you really spent the night in the car?
37:28No, I didn't, and he ain't going to find out.
37:31How could I think I was going to change him?
37:32He don't know anything about women.
37:34He must run in the family.
37:37Why do you say that?
37:39Because after this race, we're going to be a two-car team.
37:44Bo put up General Lee against Lucifer.
37:47You're kidding.
37:48Would I lie to his sister?
37:51One thing's for sure in a race filled with jackals and coyotes,
37:54a pretty chick's going to need more than just brains to survive.
37:58Especially when there's a vulture out there someplace
38:01just waiting to pick the bones clean.
38:04Unless a body wanted to wind up in the hospital
38:11with a half a ton of auto parts dug out of his hide,
38:14he'd do well to stay off the streets during the Hazard Derby.
38:17And since the boar's nest was the cultural center of the county,
38:20it seemed fitting to start and end the race there.
38:23Now that way, folks could begin the victory celebration
38:26just as soon as the starting celebration kind of died down.
38:31You think I should bleed these brakes again?
38:32If you don't relax, the only thing that's going to do any bleeding is your nose.
38:38What's the matter with you anyway?
38:39You're as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
38:43Hey, don't worry about me.
38:45You just concentrate on winning, right?
38:46Got it.
38:47How you gonna like General Lee?
38:49Painted pink.
38:51What you mean by that?
38:52Hey, who knows what a lady mechanic means anyway, right?
39:02Hey.
39:03Hey.
39:04Hey, I've been going to ask.
39:06Did you have any problems getting Ernie to bring you home last night?
39:09No problem.
39:10You kidding me?
39:11I just told him I wasn't quite over this case of the mumps that I had.
39:14Honey, he beat every track record in the South just getting me home.
39:17You ready?
39:22Listen, Cooter, Cooter, listen.
39:24We are depending on you to make sure that Enos wins and that girl loses.
39:29Well, you're out of a job.
39:31And you'll be in jail.
39:32Besides, my mama's counting on you.
39:35Buffs, your mama's dead.
39:38That don't matter.
39:39She's still counting on you.
39:41Okay, everybody.
39:53It's derby time.
39:56Good luck, General.
40:11Good luck, General.
40:41It may be the only race in the world where you fight for the best position to get clobbered.
41:11Now, the reason this race course was so treacherous is because the obstacles kept changing.
41:21That way, nobody never knew what was waiting on them.
41:24No spectators were allowed.
41:26And that way, they couldn't signal the drivers on what might be coming up.
41:29So, naturally, some folk did a little cheeky.
41:38I can hear them coming.
41:39Luke's in front.
41:56Enos is last.
41:57Luke's in front and Enos is last.
41:59I ain't deaf.
42:01Just dumb.
42:02Dumb to rely on you.
42:04Oh, come on.
42:27It's Luke.
42:48Now Amy's in front.
42:50Amy's in the last.
42:52He said...
42:53Shut up! I heard him!
42:57I heard him.
43:27I heard him.
43:58You idiot!
43:59How are we gonna win a race with you reckoning...
44:02What are you doing here?
44:05Roscoe, I want to report a stolen car.
44:07You can't miss it.
44:08It's green and yellow.
44:09It's got a big old 99...
44:11Cooter, I know what the car looks like now.
44:13What are you doing here?
44:14Cooter, what are you doing here?
44:17I was taking one last look at my engine...
44:19And somebody stuck a tank of nitrous oxide in there...
44:22And then, bam!
44:23Lights went out in Georgie.
44:24Now who would do that?
44:26Turk.
44:27And Amy thinks he's Cooter.
44:29Come on, sir.
44:30Come on, sir.
44:30Come on, sir.
44:31Come on, sir.
44:31Come on, sir.
44:32Come on, sir.
44:32Come on, sir.
44:33Come on, sir.
44:33Come on, sir.
44:34Come on, sir.
44:34Come on, sir.
44:35Come on, sir.
44:35Come on, sir.
44:36Come on, sir.
44:36Come on, sir.
44:37Come on, sir.
44:37Come on, sir.
44:38Come on, sir.
44:38Come on, sir.
44:39Come on, sir.
44:39Come on, sir.
44:39Come on, sir.
44:40Come on, sir.
44:41Come on, sir.
44:41Come on, sir.
44:42Come on, sir.
44:42Come on, sir.
44:42Come on, sir.
44:42Come on, sir.
44:43Come on, sir.
44:44Come on, sir.
44:44Come on, sir.
44:59It was a final run to the boar's nest, and old Turk was coming up behind with blood in his eye.
45:20Luke and Amy didn't suspect a thing.
45:29Luke and Amy didn't suspect a thing.
45:59Ah
46:00You all right, Turk?
46:17No, I died.
46:20Arrest that man!
46:22Whoever he is!
46:24Okay, everybody, pierce on the house!
46:35Holy charity, she's got you, Mama.
46:39Okay, hot shot.
46:41Let's have the keys.
46:44Give her the keys of General Lee.
46:46What for?
46:48I put him up in the race against Lucifer.
46:51He belongs to them.
46:52You did what?
46:54Well, I didn't know you were going to let her win.
46:56Well, let me win. What are you talking about?
46:59Get her away.
47:00I'm not going to put you in jail.
47:02I'm going to put you under it.
47:04Come on.
47:05Listen, I'm not kidding.
47:06Come on.
47:06Come on.
47:07Do nothing.
47:08Hush. Just hush.
47:10It was Turk, wasn't it?
47:15Luke, nobody lets me win.
47:18You weren't even going to say anything, now, were you?
47:20Well, you might have won anyway.
47:24Bye.
47:27Where are you going?
47:28I'm going to load up Lucifer.
47:29We've got a race in Hickory tomorrow.
47:32Why don't you keep this for me?
47:33Maybe next time I'll just come back and win it fair and square.
47:37Well, maybe next time I won't let you.
47:38Oh, we got it.
47:44Come on, come on.
47:46Well, I hope you keep that cup in a warm, dry place.
47:53Shoot.
47:54I hope you do.
48:02Hey.
48:09That's the legend of how a little old girl won the Hazard Derby.
48:14and how Mama Hawk went to stay with the Dukes for a spell.
48:30Unbeknownst to them, of course.
48:44Unbeknownst to them.
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