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00:00i don't believe it they're guilty they are guilty you're making moonshine and i got orders to nail
00:11you you're under arrest you know bo this just ain't our day
00:22all right you all settle down and hang around
00:30just a good old boy never mean it no harm
00:41beats all you've never saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49straightening the curves flattening the hills
00:55someday the mountain might get them but the law never will
01:02making their way the only way they know how
01:09that's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:15just a good old boy
01:19wouldn't change if they could
01:22fighting the system like a two modern day robin hood
01:28that's bow and luke dude and from the way they're dude it up they got something cooking
01:48and you know it ain't girls because it's still daylight
01:51that's uncle jesse the duke patriarch and that means he's the boss
02:04well it's about time you two got here
02:26you know agent roach gets mad when he has to wait
02:37hey looky here
02:42yeah that's that contest i heard about on the radio
02:45the prize is going to be given a week from monday
02:48sure don't give us much time
02:50well time for what
02:51make no difference to us
02:53well sure it does
02:54we can think of something
02:55sure you can
02:58if you get a combustion engine to run on hot air
03:01come on
03:03or huntley
03:09we're here to see
03:11andy roach
03:11agent roach was promoted to the atlanta office i've replaced him as agent here in hazard county
03:17oh that's too bad
03:18i mean about andy being in atlanta and all
03:21you know the traffic and all them people that don't know each other
03:25what is it you're here to see mr roach about
03:29we're supposed to report here quarterly
03:31duke's the name
03:32that'd be uh uh jesse l
03:40and these are my two nephews
03:42there it is right here
03:44oh lucas k and beau regard
03:48oh that's just beau ma'am
03:49i can't believe this
03:52this office made a deal with
03:55with
03:56moonshiners
03:58that's the word you're looking for ma'am
04:00andy roach got permission from higher up
04:02must have
04:04lucas k and beau
04:07regard
04:08in return for their freedom
04:13they are never to make or sell whiskey again
04:16correct
04:17i would have never made a deal
04:26well nevertheless a deal was made
04:29and we've kept our end of it
04:30good day to here you are huntley
04:32that's miss huntley
04:34well i believe that
04:37all right hold it good boys
04:41just hold it
04:42now your brake light is out on your vehicle
04:45well thank you sheriff
04:46well you're welcome
04:47but if you try to move it one inch on the thoroughfare
04:50without getting it fixed
04:51i'm going to cite you seven ways from sunday
04:53and then i'm going to revoke your driver's license
04:56well thank you sheriff
04:57and we'll keep it in mind
04:58you do that
04:59i cannot believe
05:07that those dukes are not still making shine
05:10their family's been doing it
05:12ever since george worsening cut down that magnolia tree
05:15and believe it was cherry
05:17well whatever it is
05:18why would they quit
05:19because they gave their word
05:22oh shoot
05:22oh come on roscoe
05:24they're just down home country people
05:27andy roach feels they can be trusted
05:29well i'm a down home country person
05:32as much as a bowl of grits
05:33and i can't be trusted
05:35if i was one of the dukes
05:39they're guilty
05:42they are guilty
05:44of what
05:45nobody's innocent
05:50you know sheriff
05:53that's an interesting outlook for a lawman
05:55well thank you
05:56hey uncle jesse
06:09uncle jesse
06:11uncle jesse
06:14hey
06:15blasted cooter
06:17don't call me uncle jesse
06:20i got enough people calling me uncle jesse
06:22yes sir
06:22mr duke
06:24what are you doing under there anyway
06:26for a pale light while i short it out
06:27you know how old roscoe is
06:30oh
06:30oh
06:31well
06:31do you need some help
06:32no sir
06:33no sir
06:33i already got it
06:34besides you can get all greasy
06:35with me it don't matter no more mr duke
06:38cooter buddy
06:40hey y'all
06:41hey you fixed your taillight
06:43oh now that's just gonna make roscoe's day
06:46thanks a lot cooter
06:47looky here uncle jesse
06:52we just bought some genuine copper tubing
06:54that's a real thing all right
06:56what'd you get that for
06:58it was for lots of things
06:59stuff lasts forever
07:00we bought them all out of it
07:01now it's a good idea
07:02because all you can get nowadays
07:03is that see-through plastic
07:05look at them duke boys
07:07they got a hundred feet of copper tubing with them
07:10buying copper tubing is not illegal
07:12it is if it's attached to a steel deep in the woods
07:15it's probably for their truck
07:17maybe for their car
07:19and maybe my aunt tilly's had a sex change
07:22and is now my uncle
07:23tell you what i'm gonna do
07:26i'm gonna get out there in that woods
07:28and i'm gonna find that steel
07:30and then i'm gonna get them duke boys
07:32and i'm just gonna
07:33would you do that if my predecessor agent roach
07:36was still here
07:36shoot no
07:38he's a man
07:39and you're
07:40a woman
07:43sheriff let me assure you
07:46your aunt is not your uncle
07:48the dukes are not making moonshine
07:51unless and until i catch them so doing
07:53and i will be the one to seek search out
07:55and destroy any illegal stills
07:57operating here in hazard county
07:59well he
08:0010-4 and out
08:01and i will be the one to seek
08:31i am
08:33what to three gallons
08:35we're actually dr jesse
08:36just three gallons of gas
08:38roady
08:39when you was a little boy
08:41i used to put you over my knee
08:42and whoop you
08:43now you want me to do that again
08:45well you see uncle
08:46uh mr jesse
08:47the company truck just come once a week now
08:50instead of every night
08:51why's that
08:52we ain't in russia are we
08:54hello dukes
08:56y'all heard about the big contest
08:58what about it
09:00i ain't in the energy business
09:02ain't you
09:03how's about moonshine
09:05no we definitely ain't in that
09:07and how'd moonshine get into this
09:10that's about energy and contests
09:12say
09:13hey you remember
09:15we made a couple bootleg runs years ago
09:18and once we run on a gas
09:21and you pour some of your prime high moonshine
09:25into my tank
09:26and your car run on it
09:28yeah well that's it
09:29that's what i'm talking about
09:30well i'm not interested in no twenty thousand dollars
09:34well i ain't neither
09:36sometimes it's just as hard to figure out what boss is interested in
09:40as it is to figure out what he's really talking about
09:42what are you interested in
09:44the royals
09:46the hot damn royals
09:48the what
09:49he means the royalties
09:51that's right
09:52every gallon of moonshine that pump into your gas tank
09:55you and i get a raw
09:58you
09:59well now how did you get into this all of a sudden
10:01it's my idea
10:03now just a minute
10:05i made a deal with the us of a government
10:08that if they didn't jail my boys
10:10i wouldn't make no whiskey
10:12now they've stuck to their end of the deal
10:14so we're sticking to ours right
10:15now just think about it uncle jesse
10:17i mean the way them arabs got us by the throat
10:19and selling us that oil
10:20it's such a big markup
10:22sure
10:23and if they keep on doing that
10:25well they'll be buying up hazard county
10:27just like they are atlanta
10:28hazard county
10:29well think of the service we'd be doing for our country
10:32cleaning up the air
10:33we stop air pollution
10:34stop little kids from getting sinus trouble
10:38smog sickness
10:39and all around general
10:41flux of the news
10:43all right
10:48prudy
10:50gas up my new partner
10:52now just a minute mr hall
10:55i'll be picking my own partners
10:58well
10:59i'll be waiting
11:01boys
11:06best we go up and see how that old works is standing to the weather
11:14all right
11:31you know i have hunted skunks not twenty feet from this very spot and never knew this was here
11:38you know i have hunted skunks not twenty feet from this very spot and never knew this was here
11:55well that's the idea cooter
11:57general and specific
11:58general and specific
11:59been here all this time
12:01and it'll shine like a new penny
12:03like a new penny
12:04i'd say it shines about like twenty thousand dollars
12:06sounds like a sky full of fresh air to me
12:10well she's ready to far up let's get at it
12:14explaining something anything to roscoe is never easy
12:19but this time
12:20the ball seems to be getting through
12:23now roscoe is never easy
12:24now roscoe look
12:25the u.s of 80
12:27the whole wide world
12:30setting the course for the area of course searching for a substitute for fossil fuel
12:36oh
12:37now i know that he's gonna break his treaty with the government
12:41and mix up a batch
12:43and why
12:44why
12:45because he's a patriot
12:46oh
12:47yeah he wants to help his country find a substitute for fossil fuels
12:51i
12:52what is it
12:54and don't ask me what kind of fuels do fossils run on
12:59no uh
13:00what i want to ask you is
13:03who he is
13:04he
13:05he
13:06yeah
13:07who's he
13:08well now you said that he was gonna break the treaty with his government
13:11and he will too
13:13the trouble is i don't mind him helping his country
13:16no
13:17it's the royals
13:18i know he'll hog them to his self
13:21probably
13:22i want those royals
13:24who
13:25who
13:26you want the royals
13:28right
13:29good good
13:30that's it
13:31now get out of here let me see
13:33in
13:35Zepp
13:36other
13:37times
13:38here i told you
13:39to work
13:40a free
13:41machine
13:42see you
13:42see you
13:43can 회
13:44see you
13:46let me see
13:47what's royal who is he what kind of fuel do offer a run-off he's doing it he's firing up that still
14:05just what i said i knew it i knew it the minute i saw them dukes buying that copper tube and i
14:11said to myself roscoe they're making moonshine again well i'm gonna get them i'm gonna get them
14:16you're gonna be proud of me you will not i repeat not harass them dukes while they're making their
14:22moonshine when you say not you mean no i mean no no they ought to be left alone till they go to
14:29transporting then move in and then i'll just get them huh i'll just yeah you get them and i get the
14:37uh boss uh what's so special about jesse duke's moonshine he makes the only whiskey in the world
14:47you can measure in octanes
14:50i told you not to run this batch till i measured the proof
15:02jory yes sir sit down
15:06we'd better cut this mixture by about half
15:12it's a good thing that the vat blew instead of the steel
15:16if the steel had a blown there'd be a big hole in this country right where we're standing
15:21i think i'll crush my gizzard
15:24you suppose bo went all the way to cuba for that sugar
15:42he figures he'll have the work done by the time he gets back
15:47well she's a getting prime he better get here pretty quick
15:52the music
16:10the music
16:14the music
16:16the music
16:19Well, whoever it is likes the sound of tin cans on a tripwire.
16:26Yeah, they're on the south wire.
16:28That means they're right on top of us.
16:30We'd better check it out.
16:34Hooter, you stay here.
16:49Oh, my folks think I'm kind of cute.
16:56I'm sorry.
16:57You scared me.
16:58You lost me.
17:03Well, look here, Luke.
17:04A fisher lady.
17:06I think it's a little more like a fisher person.
17:08How many of you are there?
17:10How many was you looking for?
17:13I'm not looking for anyone.
17:15Just fishing.
17:16Well, then tell me something.
17:18What are you going to catch with a dry fly on a casting rod?
17:21Pneumonia?
17:22Oh, no.
17:23No.
17:24I'm trying something new.
17:27I smell smoke.
17:29Oh, that's my aftershave.
17:31Are these woods on fire?
17:41What?
17:42I did smell smoke.
17:44We was just cooking up a batch of grits.
17:46You had your breakfast yet?
17:48Ma'am, I wouldn't...
17:50That is pure...
17:55You know, one whiff of that fusel oil is knock out a grizzly bear.
18:08We best cut that down just to make more.
18:11We'll roll her over so she can get some air.
18:17And take that wig off so she can get some circulation around her head up there.
18:22Her wig?
18:22Well, that's another lady's hair she's wearing.
18:25Well, that's Miss Huntley.
18:36She don't know no more about hunting than she does fishing.
18:39Check her pockets.
18:40All right, let's see.
18:44Here we go.
18:46Oh, Reveneur.
18:49She's a whole lot better looking than old Agent Roach was.
18:53She replaced him.
18:54I'll run the mash into the creek.
18:57And you guys bring her around.
18:58Oh, no, no, Uncle Jesse.
18:59That'd be a crime.
19:01That's the only evidence he is.
19:02We got to get rid of it.
19:04Well, there's going to be some happy fish in that creek.
19:07You think we ought to give her mouth-to-mouth recreation?
19:11You mean resuscitation?
19:12Oh, maybe, but I bet I'm a whole lot closer to the truth than you are.
19:37You're under arrest.
19:41Maybe it's his technique.
19:49I'm under arrest.
19:50Or maybe it's your technique.
19:51Maybe.
19:52No.
19:53You're under arrest.
19:55I'm serious.
19:56Oh, well, if you're serious, you'd be wanting these.
20:00Well, what's the charge?
20:02Making illegal whiskey.
20:04Oh, where's the evidence?
20:07Your evidence is gone with the wind, ma'am.
20:12Now, that's catchy.
20:15Now, listen, you swore to me you'd quit moonshining.
20:18We ain't making moonshine.
20:19We're making fuel.
20:20Fuel?
20:21Well, yeah, fuel to help stop air pollution.
20:24I was warned you dudes would have some pretty weird excuses.
20:27No, no, no.
20:28There's a poster in the courthouse.
20:30A contest for a non-pollutant fuel substitute.
20:34So we're entering some of Jesse's finest.
20:35Does it work?
20:37Knocked you on your fanny, didn't it?
20:39Look, all I know is you're making moonshine and I got orders to nail you.
20:47I'm going to bird dog it till I do.
20:50With no liquor, you got no case.
20:52We got no chance to solve that pollution problem.
20:55And winning the $20,000.
20:58Now, that completely slipped my mind.
21:00But, you know, if you used to let us make some moonshine, then you'd have a chance at cracking this case.
21:05Well, that's simple enough, ain't it?
21:06Hold it.
21:08You're proposing...
21:09A 24-hour truce.
21:11You let us run off a batch.
21:13And if you nail us, you win.
21:15If not, we win.
21:17Sounds fair enough to me.
21:19Hey.
21:20Beat's going back empty-handed, don't it?
21:22Yeah, and you can even stay with us.
21:25That way you can watch our every move.
21:27And you can sleep with Daisy.
21:29Your dog?
21:31Oh, no.
21:32No, Daisy's our cousin.
21:34She's a girl, too.
21:35And if you like country ham, red beans and rice, you can come for supper.
21:41My trunk's right down the hill there.
21:42You can ride in with me.
21:43There you go.
21:54If you boys can keep her busy tonight,
21:57Hooter and me will come up here and run off another batch.
22:02You know, our Uncle Jesse's got style.
22:05Oh, he sure does.
22:07Let's go.
22:08Yeah!
22:10You are a hazard.
22:13Well, I tell you,
22:15there still has got to be up here somewhere.
22:18Yeah.
22:18Because that explosion come from here.
22:20Yeah.
22:20We're going to find it, and then we'll bust them.
22:23Let's go!
22:24Well, how am I going to lay my hands on a batch of Jesse's prime
22:28if we bust them before they make it?
22:30Yeah, that would be tough, wouldn't it?
22:32No, we're just going to locate that still
22:34so we'll know when they've made up a batch.
22:36You got that straight?
22:37Yeah.
22:38And then we'll throw up a roadblock and then catch them,
22:40and then I'll bust them,
22:41and then throw old Luke and Boat in jail.
22:43And I can take some of Jesse's high-octane moonshine
22:48to that contest.
22:49Like it was your own?
22:50Like it was my own.
22:52Good.
22:59Hey, looks like Boss and Roscoe in disguise.
23:02Hey, you reckon they can swim?
23:03I don't believe it.
23:23My first case in the field.
23:26I fail to make the arrest.
23:29I get my cover blown.
23:31I make a deal with the moonshiners.
23:34I end up taking a bath in their kitchen.
23:39Headquarters finds out about this one.
23:41I'll be back in the typing pool.
23:43Oh, don't you worry about a thing, honey.
23:45You're going to get the hang of it.
23:47We'll help you.
23:47Our family has broke in and wore out
23:51more revenue agents than anybody.
23:53Are you serious?
23:55Sure am.
23:56Agents Berkley and Ragsdale finally retired,
23:59but they still send us Christmas cards.
24:01And Agent Joe Higgins named his oldest boy
24:04after Uncle Jesse.
24:06They were trying to lock you up.
24:08Can't hold that against them.
24:09Just trying to do their job.
24:11Well, I certainly appreciate your attitude.
24:15No big thing.
24:16Y'all are just folks, like everybody else.
24:19Hey, Daisy!
24:21Stay out of here, Bo!
24:23Roxanne's naked as a jaybird!
24:25Yeah, I know.
24:25That's what I came down for.
24:28No, I mean I brought her something to wear.
24:31Well, Bo, just hand it in here.
24:33I got it right out of your closet.
24:47Bo, you get out of here and stay out of my closet.
24:51Well, I just thought that Roxanne
24:53would like some good clothes to go juking in.
24:55What's that?
24:57You've never been juking.
24:58Now, for all you culturally deprived,
25:04juking is an event that combines music,
25:06exercise, and social intercourse
25:08on a high plane.
25:11You don't have to slow down for me.
25:13I love it.
25:14Well, I'm not worried about you.
25:15You're a regular bobcat.
25:17That's a compliment, I hope.
25:19Well, I'm just full of them.
25:21Come on.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23Oh, my God.
25:24Oh, my God.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:30Wow.
25:32Wow, delicious.
25:34Well, you know, this stuff
25:34couldn't even hold a torch to Uncle Jesse's.
25:37I expect to taste that pretty soon.
25:45That tastes like water.
25:46It is water, dummy.
25:48Now, put it back.
25:52Hey, babe.
25:59Hey, Luke.
26:00Yeah?
26:01She's serving both plain water and free chocolate.
26:04Maybe he ordered it that way.
26:07You know, if I was you,
26:08I'd maybe kind of cut down on that stand.
26:12Yeah?
26:13If I was you,
26:14I'd ask me to dance again.
26:16You want to dance again?
26:17Yeah.
26:18Yes.
26:22Hey, Luke.
26:30Mm-hmm.
26:30Sure would like to meet that lady.
26:32Yeah, not tonight, Enos.
26:34Well, you fix me up.
26:36I got something you want.
26:38Okay, Enos.
26:39Tell you what.
26:40Even up trade.
26:42You tell me what you know,
26:44and I'll introduce you to Roxanne.
26:46Okay, then.
26:49You see, Boss Hob,
26:50he knows you dudes
26:52gonna make a liquor run
26:53to that there contest.
26:54Huh?
26:55Yeah.
26:56And he's got Sheriff Roscoe
26:57setting up roadblocks
26:58to catch y'all.
27:00You see, Boss,
27:01Boss Hob don't want y'all
27:02winning that contest.
27:03I appreciate it, Enos.
27:06I owe you one.
27:08You sure do now.
27:09Now, Luke,
27:10don't you forget now.
27:11I'm in the collect now.
27:12Consider yours, Enos.
27:15Wow.
27:16You're afraid I can out-drink you.
27:35No, I'm not.
27:35Yes, you are.
27:36I know you can.
27:38I can out-dance you
27:39and I can out-dance you.
27:42No matter what,
27:43I'm now going to drink you
27:46under the table.
27:55Look out for the chicken!
28:00Uh-huh.
28:01Y'all getting it now?
28:02Old Bo and Luke figured
28:03to get her all passed out
28:05and out of the way
28:05for about 12 hours.
28:11Early next morning,
28:12they unveiled Sweet Tilly,
28:14a real sweetheart
28:15with a leaded body,
28:17a hot engine,
28:17and racing shocks.
28:19Jesse and Tilly
28:20were a legend.
28:21And although he hadn't
28:22made a run with her
28:23in several years,
28:24old Jesse kept her
28:24tuned up and ready.
28:26Oh, Ross Gold spot
28:28this night,
28:29runner for sure.
28:31He'll go through this thing
28:33from frame to engine block
28:35looking for the shock.
28:37Yeah, and Luke and I
28:37will have it all the time.
28:39No, no.
28:39I'm going to do the running.
28:41Yeah, but if you got it
28:41in the car with you,
28:42then they're going to find it.
28:44Not if it's it, right?
28:45Well, how can you hide it?
28:47That, my friend,
28:48is the trick.
28:49I sure hope Uncle Jesse
29:00had a good night cooking.
29:17Well, you don't never have
29:18to worry about Uncle Jesse.
29:20He'll be there.
29:22You know,
29:22I never doubted that.
29:24Don't move.
29:28Caught you in the act.
29:39Sheriff, we might be just
29:40wasting our time.
29:41What do you mean
29:43wasting our time?
29:45Enos, I'm telling you,
29:46up in those hills somewhere,
29:48Jesse Duke is cooking moonshine
29:49and double-crossing
29:51his own partner.
29:53Well, who's his own partner?
29:55Boss Ho, guess who.
29:58You reckon Jesse knows that?
30:00Enos, of course he knows it.
30:01Whenever I double-cross somebody,
30:03I know who I'm double-crossing.
30:04No, sir, I mean this.
30:08Jesse knows him
30:09and Boss are partners.
30:11Well, you don't
30:12double-cross strangers.
30:16Well, how is Jesse
30:17double-crossing Boss?
30:19By not telling him
30:20where the steel is.
30:23He probably won't
30:24never, neither.
30:25Well, it don't make
30:25no difference, no how.
30:27Because what we're going to do
30:28is going to let
30:29old Jesse Duke up there
30:30make all that moonshine
30:31and bottle it
30:32and then fetch it down here
30:33and then we're going to grab it.
30:36Guess who?
30:50You know, Bo,
30:52this just ain't our day.
30:54I got you, I got you.
30:55Give me those keys.
30:57Sheriff, please stand back.
30:58This is a federal arrest.
31:00You pulling a gun on me, lady?
31:02Oh, for Pete's sake.
31:04I'll get you, get up.
31:05I'll tell you,
31:06wait a minute.
31:07Here, give me those keys.
31:09Here, here.
31:10Don't move forward.
31:11Here, let me have those.
31:13Lady, give me those.
31:15Now, listen to me.
31:17I am a federal officer.
31:19Yeah?
31:19Well, what kind of federal officer
31:21points a gun
31:22at a duly constituted sheriff?
31:23Huh?
31:24Give me those.
31:25All right.
31:26No, no.
31:28It didn't take you long
31:29to tie up with these Duke boys,
31:30did it, huh?
31:31Well, now I got you,
31:32I'm going to put you all
31:33in my slammer.
31:34All right, Enos.
31:35Lock them up.
31:36Yes.
31:38Come on, get out of there.
31:39Come on, go.
31:40Hurry up.
31:41I ain't no one to mess with you.
31:43Come on.
31:44You too, man.
31:45Come on.
31:46I'm sorry about this,
31:48but I hate doing this
31:50to y'all, Luke.
31:51Especially to you, ma'am.
31:52Enos,
31:53you ain't supposed to be
31:54friendly with the prisoners.
31:55Will you get them in there
31:56and get going?
31:57Yes, sir.
31:57Come on.
32:00Yes, sir.
32:01Get them.
32:02Can you get on with them?
32:04Yes, sir.
32:05Oh, dear, dear.
32:08Get on with them.
32:09Hey, don't drop that bottle.
32:37No, we got it.
32:38There's the M-N-N.
32:40That's the match, all right.
32:41Get it in the trunk.
32:44We got them.
32:49Oh, dear.
32:51Dang, I love it.
32:52I love it.
33:00What's going on?
33:02I am entitled to a telephone call.
33:04I know that, ma'am.
33:05As soon as I get these boards locked up,
33:07you can make it.
33:08No.
33:08Look, Enos, I know.
33:10I know you're just doing your duty,
33:12but you're making a terrible mistake.
33:14Yes, ma'am.
33:15Y'all stick around for the barbecue.
33:21You hear?
33:29All right, Enos.
33:30Now, don't either one of you two move,
33:32or I'm going to drop this in there,
33:34and we're just going to have a big Roman candle.
33:36Don't drop it, Bo.
33:37Don't drop it, Bo.
33:38Well, I'm going to if either you two move.
33:40You wouldn't.
33:42Well, sure I would.
33:43We ain't going to prison for nobody.
33:46Anything you say, Bo.
33:47All right, give me your gun, Enos.
33:49Well, why, Bo, I wouldn't...
33:50Give me your gun, Enos.
33:51We wouldn't use this on your own.
33:52We know you wouldn't use it, Enos,
33:53but she might.
33:54Give me a minute.
33:57You put the trigger with him?
33:59Hey, I promised to fix him up with her, didn't I?
34:02You promised me if I arrested you fair and square
34:05that you wouldn't resist.
34:06Yeah, but you didn't arrest us fair and square.
34:09You got them matches, Bo?
34:11Right in my hand.
34:13You'll blow us all up.
34:15Well, you don't give me any choice.
34:17You question our honor.
34:19Oh, no!
34:21Oh, no!
34:23Don't do it, Bo!
34:24Don't.
34:25Please!
34:27Y'all can come down off that wall now.
34:35It's only water.
34:37Water?
34:38Yeah, that's right.
34:40You arrested us for transporting water.
34:43Now, how was I supposed to know it was water?
34:46Well, a revenue agent ought to be able to tell moonshine from water.
34:49She sure didn't seem to have much trouble
34:50telling a difference last night at the boar's nest.
34:54Oh, Enos, I'm afraid we're gonna have to borrow your squad car.
34:57Uh-uh!
34:58Now, boys, we was raised together,
35:00but now you're going too far, that's county property, Luke!
35:02I'll get you, Dukes, no matter what.
35:06Bye now.
35:09I can't understand them boys.
35:12I mean, that's real dishonest,
35:13passing water off as moonshine.
35:15Oh, don't you see, Enos?
35:17They were passing water off as moonshine.
35:19They were running a blind for Jesse!
35:21Let's see.
36:21Well, we're going to have to look at her.
36:27Help yourself, Frosty.
36:32All right, boy.
36:33Take her apart.
36:34All right.
36:35Come on, get going.
36:37So now, old boss Hogg is all fixed up with a jug of Jesse's high octane moonshine.
36:42He's off to the contest with nothing to stop it.
36:45All right.
37:11It's clean as a pen.
37:23Now, you old coot, now you poured out that booze before you got here, didn't you?
37:27I don't know what you're talking about.
37:29Shoot.
37:31Roscoe, I want this car put back exactly like it was, or I'm going to sue the county.
37:40You wouldn't, wouldn't I?
37:42Boys, put her back the way she was.
37:54Did you ever see a smugger man in all your boring days?
37:57Old boss is sitting pretty, because he knows the Duke family moonshine will run a motor, is a pretty fair antifreeze, and a darn good remedy for warts and guitar.
38:08Now, right now, old boss is happier than a hog knee-deep in slop.
38:25The contest rules state that you either provide a pollution-free engine, or a clean fuel that runs an internal combustion engine.
38:33And old boss can hardly wait.
38:38Well, what have we here?
38:43What I've got here is a winner.
38:45What's it run on?
38:46Horse manure.
38:48It's ready to fire.
38:50You put the horse manure in the hopper, you turn the switch, and the gas forms creates instant combustion.
38:56Well, go ahead.
38:58Oh, howdy.
39:15Howdy, Your Honor.
39:17The name is Hogg.
39:18All right, Mr. Hogg, let's get to it.
39:21And you can forget that Your Honor.
39:23Yes, sir.
39:24All right, boy, you heard the man.
39:25Get to it.
39:26I'm getting it, boss.
39:26Yes, sir, Rebaugh.
39:28Good old U.S. surveyors are going to be mighty happy with this.
39:33Ain't going to have to worry about them Erebs anymore and all their oil.
39:37That there liquid in that jug is going to change history.
39:41And the name of Hogg will go into the books, along with Edison, Fulton, Morse, Whitney, Grimbell.
39:49Oh, Mr. Hogg, I think he's ready now.
39:53Yeah, so he is.
39:54All right, boy, turn it over.
39:56Let it rip!
39:56Something wrong with your engine.
40:18There's nothing wrong with that engine, sir.
40:20Any other entrance?
40:22Hold on there.
40:23Hold on.
40:24You've got to give me another shot at this.
40:26There's a falter in this state here.
40:28Now, Mr. Hogg, you have just about run out of time.
40:31You damn it!
40:33Uh, would it be all right if I gave her a try?
40:36Well, we have a few minutes yet.
40:38Why don't you go ahead?
40:40Jesse Duke!
40:41What the heck are you doing here?
40:43Purifying the air, Mr. Hogg.
40:45Uh, would it be all right if I used this machine, seeing as how that and there is full of water?
40:50Sure.
40:51Water.
40:53You said water, is that?
40:56Jug?
40:59Oh, Boat.
41:02I think that should be enough.
41:04Give her a twirl.
41:05What is that fuel?
41:20Whiskey.
41:21Moonshine whiskey.
41:23The famous Duke family recipe.
41:25Easy to make and easy to take.
41:26Look up there how she needs that.
41:28Moonshine whiskey.
41:29You're serious.
41:31Oh, yeah.
41:31Moonshine is one thing Uncle Jesse's real serious about.
41:34Here, here.
41:36Paste it.
41:44Why, that's incredible.
41:47Oh, and it's a great day for our country.
41:49Of course, making corn whiskey ain't quite as legal as it was once.
41:53Oh, well, that doesn't concern me in the least.
41:55It concerns me.
41:56Agent Huntley, ATF.
41:58I'm arresting these three men and confiscating that whiskey.
42:02You'll do no such thing, young woman.
42:04This few whiskey is property now of the United States government.
42:08And this fine man has just saved his country's economic future.
42:13What this fine man has done is illegal.
42:16Laws can be changed.
42:18Yeah, it's fine.
42:19But until they are, he's under arrest.
42:21Well, if this don't tear the feathers out of a duck.
42:25This is ridiculous.
42:26I'm calling my supervisor.
42:28Why don't you just tell him we said, hey.
42:29Well, I guess we won the contest.
42:34Well, not exactly, Mr. Duke.
42:36The results have to be sent back to Washington for feasibility studies.
42:42Feasibility?
42:43We have to find out if your product is practical, how difficult it is to make.
42:47Oh, it's easy to make.
42:49It's hard to deliver.
42:51You got to go through roadblocks.
42:53You got to get the revenue agent drunk.
42:55You got to sneak around and you got to go to hell with it.
43:00Come on, boys.
43:01This ain't no contest.
43:02This is a feasibility ripple.
43:06Washington.
43:08Come on.
43:10Just wait just a minute, you Duke boys.
43:13You're under arrest for stealing my police car.
43:15Well, here's your keys, Roscoe.
43:17We ride home with Jesse.
43:18No, you're not riding home with nobody.
43:20You're under arrest.
43:22Well, if you drop your charges, we'll drop ours.
43:24Yours?
43:25Yeah, false arrest.
43:26You did arrest us for transporting water, didn't you?
43:29We got a federal agent as witness.
43:36Roscoe!
43:36What?
43:38Jackass!
43:38Why don't you arrest them?
43:39Well, you heard what they said.
43:40It's not illegal to make whiskey, boss.
43:43I ain't talking making.
43:44I'm talking transporting.
43:46Transporting?
43:47How do they do that?
43:48Bee brain!
43:49Jesse Duke run his car down here on it.
43:52He never...
43:53Yeah.
43:53And now he's driving off on Moral.
43:56Come on, let's get him!
43:57Well, what?
43:59Listen, because this ain't over yet.
44:03Trouble's just starting.
44:04Because now the Dukes have got to keep running
44:06until they burn up the evidence in Jesse's tank
44:08or they're going to be sitting in jail
44:10while the government sorts this thing out.
44:12How would you like to be doing that?
44:20Hey, we got company.
44:22Sit tight, boys.
44:27We'll stay ahead of them until the tank runs dry.
44:43She's giving rascal what for back there.
45:06You ever see two hounds fighting over the same bone?
45:27Well, the Dukes are feeling kind of like that bone.
45:29I think here's where she gets him.
45:33I think here's where she gets him.
45:47She got him.
45:48Look at me.
45:52Hey, Roscoe.
45:54Get me out of here.
45:56Get you out of here.
45:58Get me out.
45:59Watch it.
46:00Watch it.
46:02Call my britches.
46:05You britches.
46:06She's a pretty fair country driver.
46:16Let's just see how she does on dirt.
46:19Let's just see how she does on dirt.
46:21Get it.
46:47If she keeps this up, I'm going to have to give her my Jesse Duke barn shot.
47:08This barn shot worked in 33. I hope it works now.
47:17Okay, you're all under arrest. Again.
47:44Well, what for this time? Transporting illegal whiskey.
47:49Where? The gas tank.
47:53Oh, the gas tank is empty. We just run out.
48:02Boat.
48:04Oh, young lady, young lady. If you really want to be a revenuer, you got to learn not to do that.
48:23That's the legend of how Jesse and the boys made both legal and illegal booze.
48:30And they all made a new friend, especially Bo.
48:37Oh, my gosh.
48:38Oh, my God.
48:42You're the one in the corner that did not touch her in the corner.
48:44So many people used to be looking home.
48:46Now, it's not a normal way.
48:48I'm walking around the corner of the door and I'm walking around.
48:50Now, it's hot and I'm walking around the corner.
48:52Now, let's go ahead and move around.
48:54We'll be getting pictures.
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