- 5 weeks ago
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00I want that car!
00:07Who's dumb enough to repossess it?
00:12Damn, he sure must love that car.
00:17What do you think old Burt Riddles will do at a time like this?
00:20Y'all hang on for a rippin' good time.
00:36Just a good old boy
00:38Never meanin' no harm
00:41Beats all you never saw
00:45Been in trouble with the law
00:47Since the day they was born
00:49Straightnin' the curves
00:52Flatnin' the hills
00:55Someday the mountain might get them
01:00But the law never will
01:02Makein' their way
01:06The only way they know how
01:09That's just a little bit more
01:14Than the normal life
01:15Just a good old boy
01:19Wouldn't change if they could
01:22Fightin' the system like a two
01:27Modern day Robin Hood
01:29Welcome to Hazard County
01:36This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke
01:43They're cousins
01:44They fight the system
01:46General Lee was highly respected in Hazard County
01:52Both the Confederate general and the Duke boys race car
01:56Now the first was a great leader
01:58And so was the second on the dirt track circuit
02:00If we can't top 37 seconds
02:16There ain't no reason to enter that race Saturday
02:17Well I'll tell you
02:18We could've topped 30 seconds
02:20If we hadn't had to go through that obstacle course you set up
02:23Well look
02:24Have you ever seen a race
02:25Where there wasn't oil or rain or sand on the track by lap eight?
02:29Yeah well sure
02:29Or
02:30But not all three at once
02:32Hey
02:32If something can go wrong
02:34You can be double damn sure it will
02:35That's Murphy's law
02:37This guy Murphy
02:38Is he a race driver?
02:42He must be
02:43Everybody talks about him
02:44Ace Parker was Hazard County's number two used car dealer
03:00There weren't no others
03:02But old Ace just couldn't be first at anything
03:05His entire inventory consisted of 11 cars
03:08Eight of which were stolen
03:10And seven of which would start
03:12Ace you jackass
03:23You were supposed to hold that rose for my Lulu
03:26I'm sorry boss
03:27But that car was already sold once you picked it out
03:30Well that don't matter
03:31When I promised my wife something for her birthday
03:34She gets it
03:35That car is me
03:37It's got me all over it
03:39J.D.
03:41I told everybody in the ladies club
03:43You weren't going to give me that rose
03:44Now what are you going to do about it?
03:46What are you going to do about it?
03:49Stop
03:50What is wrong?
03:56That's the car that Richard Petty wrecked last weekend
03:58Doing those tire commercials
03:59I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:00I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:01I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:02I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:03I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:04I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:05I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:06I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:07I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:08I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:09I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:10I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:11I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:12I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:13I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:14I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:15I don't know if I'm going to do that
04:16Where did Ace get that?
04:31Probably like everything else.
04:33Illegal.
04:34Gotta be.
04:40You think what I'm thinking?
04:42What's gonna mean dealing with Ace?
04:43It means winning Saturday.
04:45Look, if we stripped the parts off this Richard Petty engine for the general,
04:50why, he'd charge like Lee at Manassas.
04:52Ace, this is gonna ruin my birthday.
04:54Now, you better make this right or somebody's gonna answer to me.
04:57Sounds like another satisfied customer.
05:01How am I gonna face the Hazard County Ladies Club?
05:05You know they hate me.
05:06Oh, they're just jealous of you, honeypot.
05:10Don't get upset.
05:12I want that car!
05:13He's gettin' upset.
05:16Ace, look alive.
05:18Please, I want you to repossess that role.
05:22Boss, you don't know what you're askin'.
05:24Them guys is big memes and Yankee talking.
05:27Well, if you don't want to repossess it, I'll send the sheriff.
05:30I'll send North school.
05:31J.D., don't you send my baby brother on a suicide mission.
05:35I had you make him sheriff's as it had a safe job.
05:39Oh, I can't get easy, lamb chop.
05:41Ace, them Yankees pay cash for that car.
05:44Oh, no, but they give me a check.
05:46Check?
05:47I'll bet it ain't worth the paper it's written.
05:50Oh, it's good.
05:51I call the bank.
05:52I own half that bank, and I say this is no good.
05:55I also own half this business,
05:57and I'm gonna ruin half of the rest of your life
06:00if you don't repossess that role.
06:03Nobody, nobody winchers on my way to Lulu.
06:09Except me.
06:11Why, Miss Lulu, good to see you again.
06:15Hi, boss.
06:16Ace, your clientele's gettin' downright shabby.
06:19Oh, no, it's not, boss.
06:21Look how pretty Miss Lulu looks.
06:22Look at those eyes.
06:24Oh, and that smile.
06:27And those shoes are real pretty, Miss Lulu.
06:29Oh!
06:31Ace, I'll be outside when the air's better.
06:33Come on, new dude.
06:38Now, you're probably way ahead of what's coming.
06:41But remember, in Hazard County,
06:43when things look simple
06:44is when they're just about to get complicated.
06:47That wreck out there,
06:49how much you give us if we haul it off for you?
06:52Well, now, that's $700, boys.
06:55We both know what it is and what it's worth.
06:58We'll take it.
06:59Since you Duke boys quit makin' whiskey,
07:02you ain't earnin' $700 in a year.
07:05We give you $200 and you can hold it.
07:06I'm holdin' it now.
07:08You see, it's on special today, but, uh...
07:11Tomorrow?
07:12Price is $1,000.
07:13Well, how come?
07:15Because you need it.
07:16I got it.
07:17It's the only one around.
07:18Let's get out of here.
07:26Unless, uh...
07:27You do a little repossession work for me.
07:30Repo men?
07:31Us?
07:33Well, some boys stuck me with a hot check for a rose.
07:42Take them inside, will ya?
07:43Joey Sagalo was a little punk.
07:52Workin' hard to become a big punk.
07:55And doin' pretty good.
07:56Joey works for Abe Serino.
07:58He's a racketeer back east.
08:01You already got two cars, Joey.
08:02You shouldn't have bought this one, too.
08:04Why not?
08:04I didn't pay that hick half of what it's worth.
08:08We should've stole it, just to keep in practice.
08:10Abe would bury me showing up in a stolen car.
08:16There's plenty of room in here.
08:17Perfect hiding place.
08:24Isn't this car gonna attract a lot of attention?
08:27That's the point.
08:28You ever see the highway patrol stop one of these?
08:30No.
08:31Cops don't asshole people who drive cars like this.
08:33They look too important.
08:37Baby, it gives me chills
08:39thinking about all that money you're gonna make.
08:42Now, what the little lady said about Joey makin' money
08:45meant makin' money.
08:57How about it, Manny?
08:58Is it up to your usual standards?
08:59The U.S. Treasury could eat their heart out.
09:01I mean, it's these fingers.
09:03The little thing is going.
09:04Abe will be going.
09:05What should I tell him?
09:05Order ink.
09:06Lots of ink.
09:07Ink.
09:08We need ink.
09:08A lot of ink.
09:11I'll tell you what I'll do.
09:12You take these papers and bring them back to Rose,
09:14and I'll let you have that wreck out there for $200.
09:18There ain't no way, Ace.
09:19I hate repo men.
09:20I hate repo men.
09:22Hey, who don't?
09:23But personally, I'd like to win that race Saturday.
09:26So, A, we need that Richard Petty car to B, get the spare parts,
09:30to C, rebuild the General Lee so he can D and E enter and win.
09:35F, am I gettin' through to you?
09:36And here's your key.
09:42See, I always keep a spare on every car
09:44because it's a lot less hassle when you have to repossess it.
09:47Boss, I'm gettin' that Rolls repossessed for Lulu.
10:10Duke boy.
10:14You tell them what they're up against?
10:16Nope.
10:17You tell them what they're up against?
10:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:24Now you listen, Ace, and you listen good
10:26because you are stupid proof.
10:30Now these here are the ownership titles
10:32to every car that's been completely wrecked
10:35here in the Aztec County.
10:37So there's no cars to go with these.
10:39Now all we do is match them up with your cars,
10:42which ain't got no titles.
10:43You got it?
10:44that'll go with the green one now i'm gonna need a couple more of these
10:50and i'm gonna need one for that richard petty wreck i sold to duke boys
10:54you did yeah well they won't be eating one huh you see if they got no registration for that vehicle
11:05that vehicle is presumed stolen which means they've broken probation on top of coffee
11:11well that's just beautiful boss just beautiful it'll do for starters
11:18that's uncle jesse the family patriarch
11:28and cousin daisy she's a part-time waitress at the boar's nest with a lot of ambition
11:41they all live with uncle jesse the head of the duke clan
11:49start getting these christmas catalogs any earlier they'll be coming on the fourth of july
11:56uncle jesse yep luke and i just bought us a wrecked richard petty race car
12:05oh good how much 200 bucks
12:08200
12:11and a job repo and a rolls for ace parker
12:15couldn't you fellas find anything lower to duke
12:19it's only for one day
12:20one day
12:21seems to me that's all the longer it took benedict arnold
12:25after almost 20 years in office sheriff roscoe coltrane experienced a deep conversion
12:49to greed roscoe was what the word reprobate was all about
12:54well i ain't crazy about the idea boss i mean what is it exactly that we're framing the duke boys for
13:03it ain't we roscoe it's more like you
13:05those duke boys are setting a dangerous example for the other folk hereabouts
13:12they'll get everybody thinking that the duly constituted authority in hazard county
13:16namely you
13:17namely me can be cussed sassed and crossed
13:20i want those boys behind bars
13:24oh well i'll throw them in jail
13:26i'll throw them in jail for the whole weekend
13:29that way they can't race on saturday they'll just break their redneck hearts
13:33i'm talking prison
13:36two years for breaking probation
13:38well boss i i wouldn't exactly call that breaking probation you know just
13:42it's not as if they're running shine or out there poaching them little deers
13:46roscoe you better get creative
13:49or else you will be
13:52the night rent a cop at the drive-in deli on frontage road
13:55bingo
13:57naturally bo and luke both wanted to drive the road
14:03since this was probably the only chance they'd have to get near one
14:06so they had old cooter drop them off
14:09good work that's beautiful
14:21who is it
14:23just a couple farmers at the gate
14:25who do you want me to do
14:26hex
14:31ignore them
14:33you just put them papers on the door let's get out of here
14:51ready
14:52folks listen to your new car
14:58i bet that put a kink in his plow line
15:08you know luke i think that made him mad
15:20you better crack them down they probably saw the money through the windows
15:26manny you get the dog
15:27right
15:28hey you know without them repossession papers we're car thieves
15:38you know why don't you try to tell that to that dog
15:40damn he sure must love that car
15:44what
15:47you know
15:48what
15:49well
15:52today
15:54good
15:55good
15:56good
15:57good
16:07good
16:08good
16:09good
16:10good
16:11good
16:11good
16:12good
16:13good
16:13You can't have no guns without probation.
16:15Now, wait a minute. If I let go, will you promise not to holler?
16:19Uh-huh.
16:20Aah!
16:21Aah!
16:22Get away, Al.
16:23Ow!
16:26Yee-haw!
16:43Now, wait a minute. I give up.
17:03Now, wait a minute. Let me explain.
17:06Let me make it up. Let me explain.
17:10Ace, buddy, how could you do that?
17:13Setting us up to get us killed.
17:27Now, wait a minute. I give up.
17:29Wait a minute. You can't give up yet, Ace.
17:31We ain't done yet.
17:32Yeah, because when he's done with that,
17:34I'm going to saw this car in half.
17:39Let me make this up to you.
17:41Now, wait a minute. Let me make it up.
17:43How are you going to do that?
17:46Now, listen.
17:48I'll tell you what.
17:49Just take that wreck for $200.
17:51I don't want no hard feelings with you boys.
17:53Now, honest, I don't.
17:55If you've got any county business to conduct in Hazard,
18:10well, don't pay no mind to the courthouse
18:12and the public offices downtown.
18:14The county business of Hazard County is done
18:17in the back room of the boar's nest.
18:24Boss?
18:25See?
18:26I got a problem getting that rose back.
18:28Ace, you got a problem walking upright.
18:31Lulu, just be a little patient, sugar cub.
18:35Well, what's this problem, Ace?
18:38Well, I sent them boys out to repossess the rose.
18:41And they blew it.
18:43Oh, that'd burn it.
18:48I'll tell you what, baby pumpkin.
18:50If I can't have that car, I'll compromise.
18:53Oh, you will?
18:54Sure.
18:55You get me one just like it.
18:58But Lollipop, they're made over in England.
19:01Where am I going to find a dealer around here?
19:03Atlanta.
19:05They got brand new rose right there on the lot.
19:07Brand new.
19:08I'm off the hook.
19:10What a surprise.
19:13$67,436.58.
19:16Now, that is plus tax and tags.
19:19And that's without air.
19:21Right.
19:22For that money, it ought to don socks, wash windows,
19:25and bring you breakfast in bed.
19:29Ace!
19:30You get us all car back!
19:33This is serious.
19:34$67,000 kind of serious.
19:36Now, get...
19:37you get a mess.
19:39affhogacki-
19:40shhh!
19:52Purple Carec!
19:54Let's go get off the air.
19:56Wait, wait.
19:57Let's go get off the air.
19:58We need help.
19:59One.
20:00One.
20:01Two.
20:02One.
20:04Two.
20:05They're leaving now, boss.
20:16Uh-huh.
20:18They're leaving now.
20:20That's a 10-4, little fat buddy.
20:23Keep your gown down and keep the pedal to the metal.
20:27That's a big 10-4.
20:28I'm over and I'm gone.
20:29Never mind that CB trucker's trash talk.
20:32Just say, yes, sir, when I'm done.
20:34Yes, sir.
20:36Take that.
20:41Sheriff, you busted big boys for no reason.
20:44I ain't got no respect for you no more.
20:46Enos, you can't put no mustard on respect and eat it.
20:50What's that mean?
20:51What I mean is, now, I was as straight as an arrow lawman for 20 years, wasn't I?
20:56Yes, sir.
20:57Well, was I or was I not entitled to a pension?
21:01Yes, sir.
21:02Well, where is it, Enos?
21:03Where is my pension?
21:04Well, your pension got assessed to feed it in the last county bond election.
21:08Exactly.
21:11Now, you tell me, is that fair?
21:13No, sir.
21:15Neither is the busting Duke boys for no reason.
21:21General, the only thing you got to worry about now is keep your tailpipe from catching on fire.
21:25Something's wrong.
21:26It's too easy.
21:27I mean, easy.
21:29I just wonder what kind of hitch Ace has got up his sleeve.
21:32You know, it's got to be something.
21:33Bound to.
21:34So, when, uh, when anything happens, we'll figure something out.
21:45It's happened.
21:46Start figuring.
21:47Yeah.
21:47The boys decided to have some fun with old Roscoe.
21:52They figured this time he didn't have anything on him.
21:55I once had a mule like that.
21:57He wasn't too quick in the head either.
21:59Hang loose.
22:19If I was any looser, I'd be sliding off the seat.
22:21There was old Coole, sticking out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival.
22:35Watch out for the mailbox.
22:37What mailbox?
22:42Meanwhile, old Roscoe wasn't doing too much.
22:46Because if he wasn't careful, he tried to pass him, he'd end up with a lap full of racing cars.
22:50Old Cooter in it.
22:54The boys kept up the chase.
22:56While they were getting in deeper, old Roscoe was getting battered in an old wet hand.
23:02Sure hope you like scrambled eggs.
23:04What has that got to do with this?
23:06Where are these chickens and eggs?
23:18Sure was a funny place to put a barn.
23:20Try that fool's stun again, I'll find a funnier place to put one.
23:33Hey, why are we running?
23:35What we got back here is ours.
23:36We paid for it and everything.
23:38Yeah, you're right.
23:38All right.
23:54All right, let me have your license and your registration.
24:11Look at the vehicles.
24:16Now, where's the registration for this wreck?
24:19We just bought it.
24:21Where's your bill of sale?
24:22No, we're not going to register it, because we're going to strip it down and use it for parts.
24:26Well, then you've got to have a business license.
24:28What are you up to, Roscoe?
24:31The law definitely states that you've got to have a registration for any vehicle on a public road.
24:36Well, now, that's a vehicle, and this is a public road.
24:39Now, if you haven't got a registration, I can only believe that you stole a car.
24:44They stole nothing, and you know it.
24:47Cooter, now, you want me to arrest you and throw you in jail, too?
24:50Now, you hush.
24:56Now, you boys have broken probation.
24:59That's going to get you two years in prison, along with what they give you for stealing a car.
25:03Read them your rights, Enos.
25:06Y'all, y'all have the right to remain quiet.
25:11Anything y'all say can and will be used against y'all in the court of law.
25:18Sheriff, my heart just ain't in this.
25:20The law is the law.
25:21Yeah, and a frame-up's a frame-up, too.
25:24And we got the right to be represented by counsel.
25:26Yeah, that means a lawyer.
25:28Yeah, we can't afford no lawyer.
25:30Yeah, but Uncle Jesse will do.
25:33Jesse taught the boys some good back porch law.
25:37He knew from experience how the Hazard County justice system worked.
25:40Well, boys, I don't see no sense at all in taking this thing to court.
25:46Why not?
25:47Well, A, every judge in this county owes his job to Boss Hawk over there.
25:53What's B?
25:56B is we don't dare take this thing to a jury trial.
25:59Why not?
26:01Because juries is made up of parents.
26:03And parents is the mamas and daddies of all those girls you've been chasing since you were 13.
26:08They'd hang you before lunch.
26:10Was there a C?
26:11Yeah, there's a C.
26:14But we got to find out how much it's going to cost to fix it.
26:18And that'll depend on what Ace over there wants to change his story.
26:25Those two farmers, they tried to boost my roles.
26:28They tried once, they'll try again.
26:30This hair alarm better work.
26:31Believe me, anybody opens this door won't believe the noise.
26:34Then this is going to be the last sound they're going to hear.
26:42Y'all better not go to the refrigerator now.
26:55I suppose I'm just an old softy, but I sure hate to see young folk in trouble with the law.
27:01Morning, boss.
27:02Morning.
27:03I was just thinking about you boys shut up in prison.
27:08I wish I could come up with a way out of...
27:12Oh, I just thought of something.
27:15I figured you might.
27:16Maybe we could get Ace to drop his charges against you.
27:21How much?
27:22Oh, nothing like that.
27:24Why, we'd have a little rehabilitation program for y'all.
27:28Like, you boys finishing that little job you started.
27:34Getting Ace back his role.
27:37Come in.
27:41It's open.
27:43Good afternoon, Daisy.
27:47I don't mind if I keep my hat on, do you?
27:49I ain't supposed to be out of uniform under arms.
27:52What can I do for you, Ennis?
27:53I gotta talk to Jesse quick.
27:55Is he home?
27:56Not till supper time.
27:58Dog, it's gonna be too late.
28:01Sheriff Roscoe finds out I snuck over here and warn them boys.
28:04He'll just have a fit.
28:05Warn Bo and Luke?
28:07About what?
28:08They're in terrible trouble, Daisy.
28:10And I gotta find them fast.
28:12So if you'll tell me where they are, I'll be on my way.
28:14Your guess is as good as mine.
28:17But seeing that I'm the only Duke here right now,
28:20why don't you tell me what's bothering you?
28:23I'd like to, Daisy, but...
28:25Honest, I would, but I can't.
28:29It's just man talk, you know?
28:30I know exactly what you mean.
28:32So why don't we just sit down
28:34and we'll have ourselves a man-to-man conversation.
28:38Well, I can't rightly see how that's possible, Daisy.
28:43I mean, ain't Jesse ever told you there's a difference?
28:47Like you wearing long chants and me wearing these?
28:53Come on, tell me what's so all-powerful important.
28:57I ain't telling.
28:58Ain't no way I'm telling.
29:03You know, you're so tall and strong, Ennis.
29:06You still working out with barbells?
29:09Yeah, they're the greatest thing since catfish and hushpuppies.
29:12And all the while, they're building my muscles.
29:14They're saving my virtue for the right person, too.
29:18Of course, along with a lot of cold showers, of course.
29:21I guess that's why a puny little girl like me
29:24feels so safe when you're around,
29:26especially when Bo and Luke ain't.
29:28You don't have to worry about that, none.
29:30I'll still be here when they're in prison.
29:33Prison?
29:34Well, that's what I come to tell Jesse about.
29:38There ain't repoing that rolls for Ace.
29:41It's for boss to give to Lulu.
29:43I can't see where that makes a difference
29:45as long as Ace drops the charges against them.
29:48That's just the trouble.
29:49Sheriff Roscoe ain't gonna let Ace drop the charges.
29:53Bo and Luke are just as good as in prison right now.
29:55The worst part is I gotta do the arresting.
29:58And you're gonna hate me for the rest of my boring days.
30:03Hey, wait, Enos.
30:04Wait, wait.
30:05Where are you going?
30:06I'm going back to the sheriff to help me catch the boys.
30:09But if you're gonna do that,
30:10why'd you stop by to warn them?
30:12What I do in my lunch yard is my own business.
30:15The rest of the day, my soul belongs to the law.
30:17What do you mean that Roscoe's gonna frame us?
30:24It means that next time lunch is likely to be all bread and water.
30:28Enos says y'all are as good as in prison right now.
30:31Enos wouldn't lie if his life depended on it.
30:34Of course, he has been known to be wrong before.
30:37Not this time.
30:38Enos was so ashamed of what he was gonna have to do,
30:41he took off without even hinting for a goodbye kiss.
30:44Which proves that the day ain't been all bad.
30:46It ain't over yet.
30:48What with them trigger-happy city boys
30:49with their man-eating dog on one side
30:51and boss and Roscoe on the other,
30:53we're about surrounded.
30:55Any way you look at it,
30:57we're gonna need some help.
31:04Since everybody in the world was against them,
31:07they needed an ally.
31:08So they went to Cooter.
31:10Now that should tell you
31:10just about how bad all things are getting.
31:13Hey, Cooter!
31:14Come on down!
31:15Come on down!
31:44Take over for me.
31:53Where you slick?
31:54I'll be back in a minute.
31:59Hey, don't that put the frosting on the cake.
32:02Any car goes down for a wolf!
32:04I just love it!
32:06What's happening?
32:07Not much.
32:07We just need to borrow your welding rig.
32:09Well, sure.
32:10It's in the truck.
32:10And your truck.
32:11Yeah, we're gonna weld some money.
32:12What you gonna wear?
32:13All right, don't worry.
32:14Come on, give me a key.
32:18Thanks.
32:19Oh, yeah, you got a dollar?
32:20That's a five.
32:21Well, five will do.
32:22We might need some gas.
32:24You're a real buddy.
32:24The Dukes believe in retaliating on property, not people, which sometimes calls for a little
32:31country ingenuity, like welding mowing machine teeth on the sides of a souped-up wrecker and
32:36using it for an assault car.
32:38Well, this is gonna be some can opener.
32:41You just make sure you don't open a can of worms with it.
32:45We already done that.
32:47I'm about ready to run off and hide.
32:49Now, the Dukes don't run.
32:52Now, sometimes we feel like we'd like to run, and then sometimes we'd ought to run.
32:57But we don't and we won't.
32:59Well, why not?
33:00Just because we're Dukes?
33:01No, because we got nowhere else to go.
33:06You ready?
33:07Well, let it rip.
33:09All right, here we go.
33:35Little lady?
33:37You sure are in seasons.
33:40Driving all these boys crazy.
33:42Hey, I swear to you.
34:11Everything's gonna turn out okay.
34:14Big John's stashing the plates with it'll be real safe.
34:16Just remember one thing.
34:44Bigger they come, the harder they hit.
35:01You want me to hotwire it?
35:02Nope, still got the key.
35:03Now, when I hit the engine, you throw open that door.
35:05Never had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat.
35:10Never had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat.
35:14Never had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat.
35:17Never had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your car.
35:27Never had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat.
35:30Never had one of them days when you couldn't hit the ground with your hat.
35:35Manny, go get your car.
35:36Manny, go get your car.
35:56It didn't turn.
35:58Come on, let's go, let's go!
36:28Come on, let's go!
36:58Come on, let's go!
37:28Come on, let's go!
37:58If you can't make this thing go any faster than this, you mind if I just jump out and run ahead?
38:05Funny.
38:05Come on, let's go!
38:12Come on, let's go!
38:20Come on!
38:27Come on, let's go!
38:35Come on!
38:43Come on, let's go!
38:51Come on, let's go!
38:58Come on, let's go!
39:06Come on, let's go!
39:14Come on, let's go!
39:22Come on, let's go!
39:26Come on, let's go!
39:27Come on!
39:28Come on, let's go!
39:35Come on, let's go!
39:36Come on, let's go!
39:41Come on, let's go!
39:49Come on, let's go!
39:50Come on, let's go!
39:57Come on, let's go!
39:58Come on, let's go!
40:04Come on, let's go!
40:05Come on, let's go!
40:09Come on, let's go!
40:10Come on, let's go!
40:12Come on, let's go!
40:34Hex?
40:39Oh, I haven't had that much fun since we used to run moonshine.
40:55I'll tell you, that means going to the Grand Olapa.
40:58Hey, you know, we better get this thing back days before something else happens to it.
41:01All right. Later, Cooter.
41:02Take it easy.
41:03Aloha, senors.
41:09Okay.
41:39What now, Roscoe?
41:43All right. Give me the keys.
41:49Roscoe, we're taking this car back to Ace.
41:51Yeah, we're repossessing it for him.
41:53Have you got the papers?
41:55Well, no. A dog ate him.
42:00Now, boys, I'm on your side, but you've got to come up with something better than that.
42:04Enos, it's a stolen car. Now, get the keys.
42:07Yes, sir.
42:08But before I do, can't we give him another chance at a better story?
42:11What?
42:13Boys, now, come on. Where's the papers for this here car?
42:16We told you, Enos. A dog ate him.
42:18Yeah, it was a big old Doberman dog.
42:20Oh, good, good.
42:26You get the feeling we've been here before.
42:28Where's his key go?
42:29Oh, my God.
42:31Oh, my God.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:35Ain't nothing more humiliating than being left standing in the middle of a country road.
42:43And I don't think Bo and Luke are too knocked out about it, either.
42:47Well, you boys look like walkin' trouble.
43:04Trouble.
43:05Trouble.
43:06Normal day.
43:07We start out to buy us a junk race car, which gets us workin' repo for Ace Parker, which
43:12gets us attacked by a mad dog.
43:14Yeah, and shot at him.
43:15And assaulted by a nine-foot giant, friends.
43:18And then we got tricked again by Ace and arrested by Sheriff Coltrane for some trunked-up charge.
43:23Which gets our probation revoked and two years in prison.
43:26Trouble?
43:26Oh, no.
43:27We've had it.
43:29We double damn had it.
43:33Ace and Coltrane, huh?
43:38You boys feel like some dirty poo?
43:40It's just a pleasure doin' business with y'all.
43:54You better get on out of here, Cooter, before the people start to show up.
43:58Yes, sir.
43:58I'm going.
44:03That's the end of our night's work.
44:04Come on, buy it, Ricky.
44:05Dang thing is jammed up.
44:13Took my money.
44:16We'll add these for you.
44:18Rock it this way.
44:25Hit it.
44:26Hey, cut that out.
44:28Don't you boys know there's a whole new set of laws to cover damage these drink machines?
44:35We'll put it here.
44:41Morning, boss.
44:44Well, don't you look fine this morning, Miss Lula.
44:47Oh, hey, Lou, thank you.
44:49Wait till you see me in my new rolls.
44:52Where is it, J.D.?
44:53Where is it, Ace?
44:54Oh, inside, boss.
44:56Got it under lock and key.
44:58Right in there, under lock and key, Streetify.
45:00I heard him.
45:01Well, let's get it out and go for a ride.
45:05What are you boys doing here?
45:18Well, I just come over to thank you and Ace there and, of course, the boss for rehabilitating my boys.
45:28And to let you know there ain't no hard feelings.
45:30All right, speak for yourself.
45:32Good morning.
45:53Where's my rolls, Ace?
45:55You got a rolls, too?
45:56Hey, where are all your cars?
46:01Hey, where are all your cars?
46:01What are you guys doing here?
46:31You start with this, and get me the rest by tonight, or else.
46:38Ace, you get my missus a rose by sundown,
46:43or you know where this'll be.
47:01Now, I'm just a country sheriff, and I got troubles of my own.
47:09But if I didn't know better, I'd swear that that is a counterfeit plate.
47:14But now, who in his right mind would make a counterfeit plate yea long and yea narrow,
47:21and if you're not out of my county within 30 minutes, I'm gonna be calling the FBI.
47:31Nice doing business with you, Ace. Yeah, no hard feelings, buddy.
47:45Well, boys, they steal justice in Hazard County.
47:48Well, they sure is. Yeah, if you bite, claw, kick, and scratch your way to it.
47:53No, no, it's just like Ed James said. Americans has gotta fight for justice.
48:00Ed James? Well, who's Ed James?
48:03Well, he had a couple of nephews, too. Frank and Jesse.
48:12And that's the legend of how the Duke boys put boss and Ace out of the hot car business,
48:17and got themselves off the hook by destroying the roads, which was Roscoe's phony evidence.
48:22They even put a counterfeit ring out of business, too.
48:24They even put a counterfeit ring out of business, too.
48:26Did it harder for them play around in Japanese, too?
48:28As soon as I thought, were they not?
48:35Well, I bet I could teach you about the good bosses.
48:38The truth is that who's terrible.
48:41Oh!
48:43Let's go!
48:45Not as good as it builds money.
Be the first to comment