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00:00War snappers come to Hazard County and guess who gets blamed?
00:04You boys are gonna get life for this.
00:06Get on him and give him a try.
00:12He's crazy.
00:15Strike one.
00:18He made it.
00:19Hey, Eden.
00:20Howdy, Daisy.
00:22Boss, I ain't lied to you in months.
00:23Hey, now watch it.
00:30Just a good old boy
00:35Never meaning no harm
00:39Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law
00:44Since the day they was born
00:46Straightening the curves
00:49Flatening the hills
00:52Someday the mountain might get them
00:57But the law never will
00:59Making their way
01:02The only way they know how
01:05That's just a little bit more
01:10Than a normal life
01:12Just a good old boy
01:15Wouldn't change if they could
01:18Fighting the system like a two
01:23Modern day Robin Hood
01:24Amazing praise
01:32How sweet the sound
01:36That saved a wretch like me
01:42I once was lost
01:48But now I'm found
01:52Was blind
01:54But now I see
01:58Now you'd think just looking at Bo and Luke
02:05That they ain't got a care in the world
02:07This lovely morning in Hazard County
02:08And they don't
02:10Can't say the same for Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane
02:13No
02:13Roscoe just keeps waking up in the morning
02:16On the wrong side of the bed
02:17Mainly cause his bed don't have no good side
02:20Not till that day comes
02:21When he can catch the Duke boys
02:22At something
02:23Well what makes you think
02:24The Duke's wrote to something
02:25Sheriff
02:26Well Enos you can tell
02:27The way they're driving
02:28Doesn't that tell you something
02:29It's no different than they ever do
02:32Heck they even drive to church that way
02:34Enos
02:35They sure as heck
02:36Are not driving
02:36An old choir practice
02:38They got mash in that car
02:39And that means one thing
02:40Means that they're making moonshine
02:42And this time
02:43I'm gonna catch them
02:44Right in the act
02:44I just love it
02:47Right there
02:56Now this is fine
02:58This is good
02:58Shut her down
02:59Good morning
03:09Why we gotta haul feed around
03:12In this thing
03:12When we got a perfectly good
03:14Pick up
03:15Paper
03:16How are you
03:18All right
03:20Rock to feed
03:21Hey man
03:22I appreciate you guys
03:23Hauling this up here
03:24How are y'all
03:26Well let's see
03:27Would three beers
03:28Be too steep
03:29Oh howdy uncle Jesse
03:33Bo Luke
03:35Hey Sarah Tolliver
03:36Good to see you again
03:37Yeah
03:37Uh we heard about uh
03:39My marriage
03:40Well it didn't work out
03:41Worth a hell of beans
03:42Well Sarah
03:43You know what they say
03:43At first you don't succeed
03:44You can always try
03:45How
03:46Uh Burl
03:48You said besides bringing the feed out
03:51You had something you wanted to show us
03:52On the phone you call it a miracle
03:54That it is
03:55And your eyes are gonna
03:56Bug out of your head
03:58Like the little
04:00Like the little boy who swallowed the bullfrog
04:04Come on and I'll
04:06Come on and I'll show you
04:07All they're doing is talking Sheriff
04:09Just plain talking
04:10Enos they're not just talking
04:12That's called conspiracy
04:13That can get them from two to five years
04:15I'll just bet my bag of marbles
04:19They've got a still in Tolliver's barn down there
04:21Come on we'll get a little closer look
04:23Are you coming
04:27Oh yes
04:29Come on
04:29Enos around the tree
04:31Oh you dipshit
04:33Come on
04:34Here's your miracle
04:43Possum on the gum bush
04:45Sheriff
04:45That ain't no steel
04:46That there's the young horse
04:47Enos I'll possum up your gum bush
04:50If you don't hush
04:51Them Duke boys has got to be up to something low down
04:54And I'm gonna find out what
04:56Is he ever a beauty
04:57And fast too
04:58Yeah I've been raising horses now for a long time
05:02And breeding some of the scrubbiest stock in Hazard County
05:06Well no
05:07No question about that Jesse
05:11But this time I got all so lucky
05:14Me and Burl want to enter Manassas in the big race this year
05:17You mean the Hazard County Fair?
05:19The Mrs. J.D. Hogg stakes race?
05:21Yep
05:21Old boss hogg
05:23He gives away $10,000
05:25Every year to the winner
05:26Boy with all that kind of money
05:28I could pay off all my bills
05:29And
05:30And
05:31And
05:31And
05:31And leave this old world the same
05:34The same
05:36The same way that I came in
05:38Dead even
05:39Burl you know the entry fee is $500 for that race
05:43Yeah where are you gonna get that kind of cash?
05:47Jesse
05:47Boys
05:4820 years I've sweat
05:50And dreamed of owning
05:51A horse
05:53Like old Manassas here
05:55And if I don't get your help
05:57Dream is gone
05:58That's right
05:59And all that's
06:00That's
06:00That's
06:01That's
06:01Left is
06:02Sweat
06:04Get on him and give him a try
06:06And if you don't think Manassas ain't
06:07Something
06:08Forget it
06:09All right
06:10Yeah you got something to time him with?
06:13Not on me
06:13Well we could use a general and run him against a speedometer
06:16That'd give us some sort of idea
06:17Well why not?
06:19Go get your car
06:20All right
06:20Follow me
06:21What are we waiting for?
06:22Okay
06:42Here is the starting gate okay
06:45And way up y'all up that L is a signpost
06:49And that is exactly a quarter of a mile
06:53It's all yours fellas
06:56You ready?
07:00Yeah
07:00Ready Bo?
07:01Yes sir
07:01Go
07:03I knew General Lee was gonna win
07:29Well the push is gonna give me a bonus when he finds out about this
07:39Cut
07:39Well
07:45That horse was flying
07:49We were doing 40 miles an hour
07:50And in a track I talk about is two furlongs in 19 seconds
07:5819 seconds
08:00You gonna put in with this or not?
08:03Well I don't know
08:04Jesse the general could do without the new rear end for another couple of weeks
08:07And that spare tire we was talking about this ball deal still get us the cooters just fine
08:11Yes sir
08:11Well I need partner
08:13Manassas we're going to the fair
08:24Now boss hog is close to his money
08:27Some say he sleeps with it
08:29And some say he has his underwear knitted out of $10 bills
08:32But either way he ain't about to give up any of it
08:36So instead of gambling on the lulu hog steaks
08:38He's buying himself a guaranteed winner
08:41You quit all hawing me JD
08:48Now this time you better be hot damn sure
08:51Lulu honeypot of course I'm sure
08:54You can just get your pretty self ready to have your picture took in the winner's circle
09:00You buying that winning horse?
09:01Yeah I am Sugar Plum
09:03I'm buying them right this second from a man who is in my office right now
09:07Your winning horse in your Mrs. JD hog steaks race
09:12Bye
09:13Bye
09:14Put that woman in the winner's circle and somebody will slap a saddle on her
09:19Now then Mr. Dunlap
09:22How much did you say that was again for that horse?
09:26Uh $7,500 sir
09:28$7,500 big one
09:31Well for a great horse Mr. Harlow
09:35Sure winner
09:35You better be
09:37Bosch
09:38Listen
09:39I got something to tell you
09:41But you ain't gonna like it
09:42You're gonna run for sheriff again
09:44Roscoe I'm in the middle of big business
09:47I'm buying me a winning racehorse off of Mr. Dunlap
09:50Oh no boss no you ain't
09:52Cause I just saw the winning racehorse out at the Tolliver place
09:55Roscoe you wouldn't know a racehorse from a paddle fish
09:58Well if that was a paddle fish
10:00I just saw him paddle a quarter of a mile in 19 seconds flat
10:03Mr. Dunlap
10:08You wouldn't mind coming back just a little while would you
10:11The sheriff here
10:12Why he went out in the hot sun without his hat
10:15And I think he's having a nervous breakdown
10:17Not at all gentlemen I understand
10:20But boss
10:22I hope you're feeling better sheriff
10:27Well I'm sure you'll recover
10:29I'm sure you will
10:30Bye
10:31You better
10:33Now now now
10:42What's that horse?
10:43Now let me get this straight
10:45You've seen Bear Tolliver's horse
10:48A real horse
10:49Do a quarter mile in 19 seconds
10:52Well boss I ain't lied to you in more than I
10:54That's impossible
10:55Let me see
10:57Let me see
10:58Tolliver
10:59Tolliver
11:00Tolliver
11:00Tolliver
11:00Tolliver
11:01Bear Tolliver
11:03Just as I thought
11:04Why
11:06I hold a mortgage on that horse grabber farmer here
11:08And that dead bee ding paid me a penny in years
11:11Now what boss don't know
11:12Mr. Dunlap and his buddy here
11:14Are in the business of getting horses for nothing
11:16That is when nobody's looking
11:18They call themselves traveling horse traders
11:20The traveling horse thieves is the way I'd put it
11:23Where are we going?
11:25To see us at horse
11:26If he's really that fast
11:27I know a Mr. Harvey Halsey in Memphis
11:29Who'll pay top dollar for him
11:31Boss Hogg and the shirt
11:43What do they want?
11:46I don't know
11:47But when you see J.D. smiling like that
11:49Keep one hand on your wallet
11:51Well how do girl
11:55Jerry
11:57Afternoon Mr. Hogg
11:58What can I do for you boss?
12:01Oh nothing really speaks
12:02Whoa
12:03Whoa
12:04Whoa
12:05Whoa
12:06Whoa
12:07Whoa
12:08Whoa
12:09Whoa
12:10Whoa
12:11Whoa
12:12Whoa
12:13Whoa
12:14Whoa
12:15Whoa
12:16Whoa
12:26Look at that horse go
12:28Whoa
12:38Well they say there's a right way and a wrong way
12:40To hold on to a horse
12:41When it's just standing still
12:42But this way your guess is just as good as mine
12:45Don't go away you hear?
12:47Don't go away you hear?
13:00Shoot Bob I'm glad to see you
13:04You okay?
13:05Does okay include being scared?
13:06Oh what a horse
13:16When do we take him?
13:18Just as soon as we get back to camp and get our horse trainer
13:21Come on
13:23Now bear
13:24You got me all wrong
13:26I don't want to buy your horse
13:27What's his name again?
13:28Manassas
13:29That you were saying
13:30No no no no
13:31What I meant was I want to see Manassas in a time trial
13:34A real time trial
13:35On a real time trial
13:36On a real track
13:37You'll see him at the Mrs. J.D. Hogg's stakes race
13:40As I was saying
13:41If this time trial proves out good
13:44Well then I'll not only forgive your mortgage
13:47With back interest and penalties etc
13:49But I'll pay for your entry fee for the race
13:51And I'll even give you a piece of my bets
13:53How about that huh?
13:54We'll all end up fat and happy
13:56But boss you're already
13:57I'm sorry
13:58I'm sorry
13:59I'm sorry
14:00I'm sorry
14:01I'm sorry
14:02I'm sorry
14:03I'm sorry
14:04I'm sorry
14:05I'm sorry
14:06I'm sorry
14:07I'm sorry
14:08But boss you're already
14:13I don't like it
14:14I don't like it either
14:15And I don't even know why
14:16Tell you what I don't like
14:18This here Manassas is a valuable animal
14:21And what with this here run down place
14:24Why anything could happen to the cradle
14:26Now tell you what I'd willing to do
14:28I'd be willing to take him over to my place
14:31Right now
14:32Where he'd be well protected on the lock and key
14:35Your lock and your key
14:38No way J.D.
14:39All right then
14:41Let's stable them at the Duke's place tonight
14:44I mean I can see they sure care good about them
14:46And then tomorrow
14:48We'll have that real time trial
14:50Yeah
14:51That ought to settle all our doubts
14:53Wouldn't it?
14:54Not really
14:55Well
14:56Where my nurses is concerned
14:58I'd trust them Dukes
15:00Don't you Burl?
15:01Yes
15:02Yes
15:03Sherry?
15:04Sure
15:05Well
15:08Our place it is
15:09Roscoe
15:10I'm gonna get me that fantastic horse Manassas for free
15:17And
15:18In return for assaulting my integrity
15:21I'm gonna nail them Duke boys right into state prison
15:24He he he he he he
15:25How you gonna do that boys?
15:26Come on
15:27Come on
15:28First thing
15:29We're gonna pull the old bait and switch act
15:33Ha ha ha
15:34Starry
15:35Like cousin Cletus
15:36Ha ha ha
15:37Here's cousin Cletus
15:39So this being the next morning
15:41It don't take much to realize that old Bo and Luke best keep their eyes open
15:45That's Cletus
15:47He's crazy
15:48You're drunk
15:49We're both
15:50Looks like we're in for a real country hit-o
15:51Don't we
15:52I don't know why boss asked me to do these things
15:55I don't know nothing about high explosives
15:58How you supposed caused him to do that?
15:59Let's make sure
16:00He's alright
16:01Yeah
16:02You're watching the boss of the version of the old Bill
16:03I don't know why boss asked me to do these things.
16:08I don't know nothing about high explosives.
16:16What do you suppose caused him to do that?
16:18Let's make sure he's all right.
16:19Yeah.
16:25Y'all are watching boss hogs' version of the old bait and switch.
16:29Bait the dukes with a distraction while Roscoe switches horses.
16:34Oh, oh, oh.
16:37Oh, boy.
16:39Before, are you all right?
16:41Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:45I'm sorry about what happened back there.
16:51You always use both lanes when you drive?
16:53Oh, no, not usually.
16:55Neither does my car, but all of a sudden the steering just went out.
16:59And I was along for the ride, you know?
17:03Oh, no.
17:13Cleetis, you sure we can't give you a lift back into town?
17:15No, no, no, thanks.
17:16I just better stay around here with my fire.
17:18I need my car.
17:19Well, all right.
17:20We'll see you be ahead for help.
17:22Okay.
17:22We better fly, bro.
17:23Take it, Cleetis.
17:25I want you to take this horse over to Kitteridge Mine and take real good care of him.
17:46I'm going to catch myself a couple of rustlers.
17:48God, God, God.
17:50I just plain hate being the boss's cousin.
17:55We're going to get it.
17:56Get it back.
17:57Get it back.
17:58Now, listen here, J.D.
18:00You hear?
18:01My life is just nothing but aggravation with you.
18:04Hmm?
18:04Now, Lulu, honeypot, you disappoint me this time, and you'll wish you hadn't.
18:09Now, you hear me?
18:10I told you before, you definitely are going to get a winner, which is more than I got when
18:16I married him.
18:17J.D., I have had nothing but aggravation, as I told you.
18:20Now, you remember what happened with the Rolls Royce?
18:22It was melded down into a little bit of Cuba metal.
18:25And then that mink coat, remember what happened to that?
18:28It was nothing but passive.
18:29When I went out in the rain, it stuck up the whole hazard count.
18:32Hey, here they come.
18:37Here, Alex, you listen to it for a while.
18:39You hear me?
18:40Manassas, do you have any problem?
18:42Well, no, Burl, but you do owe us for a half a bushel of carrots.
18:45Manassas ain't that much?
18:46No.
18:48Burl, this ain't Manassas.
18:49That's right, it ain't Manassas.
18:52It's not the same horse.
18:54You sure?
18:55Well, I've been peddling them all my life.
18:57Burl, Sherry, whatever's happened here, you've got to believe that me and Bo didn't have nothing
19:00to do with it.
19:02Well, what's going on?
19:04I'm not sure.
19:06But if J.D. Hogg's involved, it ain't legit.
19:09Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
19:11Burl, you're claiming that this critter ain't Manassas.
19:14I would know Manassas anywhere, just like a mama would know her baby.
19:19There's just got to be a logical explanation for all this.
19:22Are you sure you never let this horse out of your sight?
19:24Well, no sir, Uncle Jesse, not even once.
19:27Yes, we did, Bo.
19:28We stopped at Pine Creek Road for Cletus accident.
19:33Roscoe, you got any report today on an accident on Pine Creek Road?
19:38Shoot, no.
19:39Good.
19:40How about you?
19:42I'm sorry, fellas.
19:43Me neither, Sheriff.
19:45Yeah, well, that figures.
19:46Well, these Duke boys have pulled the old horse switch on you.
19:51You know, I think it's just about time that I call a certain buyer to Memphis and make us a deal.
19:57Well, you gonna sell a horse you ain't even got yet?
20:01Why not?
20:02I've been doing it all my life.
20:04Come on.
20:07Well, we just know the Duke boys wouldn't do anything to hurt Burl and me.
20:11Or Manassas.
20:12Looks to me like a clear case of rustling.
20:15J.D., you know these boys wouldn't do a thing like that.
20:18They just couldn't.
20:19Wouldn't?
20:20Couldn't?
20:20Deal.
20:21Roscoe, arrest them in the name of the law.
20:23You know, it's getting so you'd think Roscoe by this time would have had handcuffs made with the boys' names on them.
20:30Things look bad, but they could get worse.
20:33And probably will.
20:39Cuff them.
20:40At least you can do that, can't you, dipstick?
20:41Yes, I can.
20:42All right, Enos, cuff them.
20:45Hey, hey, what you do?
20:47Slip, slip in there.
20:48I love it.
20:53Hey, Roscoe, you know something?
20:55Woo-hoo-hoo!
20:56Woo-hoo!
20:56Hey!
20:57Freeze!
20:58He and us, Roscoe!
20:59Freeze!
20:59You just got mad with them jeans!
21:02Woo-hoo!
21:03Woo-hoo!
21:04Woo-hoo!
21:07Well, it's business as usual for the Duke boys.
21:10No sooner did they try to help a friend than they find themselves hip-high in trouble.
21:14Cousin, I'm afraid Boss really took us for a ride this time.
21:18Woo-hoo!
21:19Well, he's getting better with age.
21:22Yes, old Roscoe.
21:23No kidding.
21:26If we plan to find that horse sometime this year, we're going to have to do it without our escort.
21:32Check.
21:33Watch this.
21:48Woo-hoo!
21:51Woo!
21:52Woo-hoo!
21:52Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
21:59Morning, Widow Baxley.
22:03Nice day, ain't it?
22:07Well, cousin, what's your great idea this time?
22:09We best take it on home.
22:11It's gonna take a team effort to find Manassas.
22:13Uh, boss, all this is, uh, Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
22:18Uh, boss, uh, them Duke boys done give me the slip.
22:22Heh, along with a petticoat and a pair of longjohns.
22:26Over.
22:27You're numbskull.
22:28You couldn't catch a cold in a flu epidemic.
22:31Now, you listen, and listen good.
22:33I've still got myself attached to your dipstick deputy,
22:37and he can't find a key yet that works.
22:40Not even a hairpin.
22:42So you get right over here as soon as you do that other job I told you about.
22:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's that?
22:48You sure?
22:49My little pit, you know what, is well fed.
22:52So you get some hay to him and feed him pronto out you know where.
22:57Over and out.
22:58Uh, that's a big ten-four, little buddy.
23:01Good.
23:02I found a key, Mr. Hall.
23:04Well, take the cuffs off, then, Lembrean.
23:06Yes, yes, sir.
23:07I didn't know you liked pets, Mr. Hall.
23:10Hm?
23:11What kind is it?
23:14A Bengal tiger.
23:18Oh, they're cute.
23:21Well, it's $30,000, Mr. Hall.
23:23Not a penny less.
23:25When you see this beauty run, you'll understand the price.
23:29Why, you've got yourself a horse, sir.
23:31Oh, we'll have him down there in, uh, two days, no more.
23:36Yes, sir. See you then.
23:38Just great.
23:40Well, you better know something more about finding this horse than I do.
23:44I don't have to find him.
23:46Someone else will do that little chore for us.
23:52Well, that may be true, Luke.
23:55But according to Cooter here,
24:00you two boys ain't in as much trouble as Burl Tolliver as you think you are.
24:04Why not, Cooter?
24:05Why not, Cooter?
24:06Well...
24:07I talked to old Burl, and he knows good and well that y'all didn't swipe his horse,
24:10and he ain't gonna press no charges.
24:12Well, that's the best news we've had today.
24:14Whoo!
24:15Well, not really.
24:17You know as well as I do that Roscoe and J.D. Hall
24:21are not gonna rest until they get you two boys charged with rustling or something.
24:26I got me a hunch that boss has got Manassas hit around here somewhere as close.
24:30That's what I think, too.
24:32And we're sure not gonna find him sitting around here on our butts.
24:35Amen.
24:36No, sir.
24:38Let's get hunting, y'all.
24:41Now, this must be serious. Nobody even got the watermelon.
24:44We'll all keep in touch on the emergency frequency, alright?
24:49Yeah!
24:51Uncle Jesse checked all the old stables in Hazard County.
24:54Daisy checked the Bigelow Place and the old Parker Barn.
25:12And Cooter checked out the ancient Choctaw Indian Caves.
25:15The Choctaws don't live in them caves no more.
25:18But something hairy and hungry does.
25:21Now.
25:24Well, no question about it, finding a stolen horse ain't gonna be easy.
25:28Except for Roscoe.
25:30He knows where the horse is.
25:32Ah, that's horsey, horsey.
25:33Cause he put him there.
25:34Brought you some dinner.
25:35This is the best that the boss's money can buy.
25:38There you go.
25:39Make yourself at home.
25:41Take a slurp of water if you get thirsty.
25:43I'll be back later and bring you some dessert.
25:50Wish I'd have had a pony when I was a kid.
25:54There's our money ticket.
26:08But how'd you know to follow the sheriff instead of Boss Harrell?
26:12Well, my daddy taught me.
26:14Never follow the possum.
26:15When the dogs will lead you there.
26:17What?
26:18Get the van in the trailer.
26:25Uncle Jesse, you checked out that silo on the old Sheridan place yet?
26:29I sure did.
26:30And every other place that looked big enough to hold a horse.
26:35How about you two?
26:36Nothing.
26:37Nothing.
26:47Howdy, Sheriff.
26:48Enos.
26:49Here's your handcuffs.
26:50Enos, never mind the handcuffs.
26:51Just get busy and clean out the back of my vehicle.
26:53I got business with the boss.
26:54Sheriff, my goodness.
26:55Look at all that hay.
26:56Looks like a scarecrow's been riding back there.
26:58Well, never mind what's been riding back there.
27:00Just clean it out.
27:01And your log book don't say where you been.
27:04You want me to fill it out for you, Sheriff?
27:06No, Enos.
27:07I don't want you to fill it out for me.
27:08If I want to go out to Kitteridge mine,
27:10it ain't nobody's business but my own.
27:12And especially yours.
27:13You got that?
27:14Yes, sir.
27:15All right.
27:16Here's your handcuffs, Sheriff.
27:17Give me the handcuffs, you dipstick.
27:34Hey, Enos.
27:35Howdy, Daisy.
27:36What's all this hay doing in the back of the Sheriff's car?
27:37Oh, it's none of my business what he's doing with hay out in the old Kitteridge mine, Daisy.
27:40Maybe he's feeding a tiger.
27:41Oh.
27:42Well, I got to run hotcakes.
27:43Bye, Daisy.
27:44Bye.
27:45Bye, Daisy.
27:46Bye, Daisy.
27:47Bye, Daisy.
27:48Enos!
27:49Enos!
27:50Enos!
27:51Enos!
27:52What are you doing, you dipstick?
27:53What did Daisy Duke want?
27:54She didn't know why anybody would want to take hay out the old Kitteridge mine.
27:56Roscoe, did you?
27:57Wait a minute, I swear, I didn't say a word about Kitteridge mine, did I?
28:12Must've slipped out.
28:13Aw, you dang cow bill.
28:14If you didn't say a word, I'd say no one thing.
28:25cow bill if daisy duke knows then they'll all know where's my car we gotta get out there uncle
28:31jesse buck luke y'all got your ears on come on bo and luke here daisy come on roscoe just delivered
28:38a load of hay out to the old kittredge my fellas that's it that's gotta be it it's a nice work
28:44daisy now you and jesse head on home me and bo will take it from here but you better stay close
28:48on the cv just in case you boys be careful now do you hear
29:11easy how and we got a horse back there not a fire engine
29:14watch it don't know about you friends and neighbors but i gotta catch my breath from
29:21all this i'll see you in a bit
29:29don't laugh horse ranch is that ring a bell with you no but i wish i had time to stop and teach
29:35them dudes some driving etiquette
29:44well there was a horse here yeah and it could have been manassas
29:50well if boss brought that horse here and he ain't here now who you supposed took him
29:58the dunlap horse ranch
30:05this here's an apv going out to daisy jesse coater and all the rest of the elves in the forest
30:10we're looking for a blue colored van with a horse trailer saying dunlap horse ranch
30:14it should be heading south on route 110 heading towards cedar valley um listen y'all we'll be
30:20looking for it too but if any of y'all spot it just keep your eyes on it right
30:27we'll be talking to you later
30:35all right why are you right there
30:40i'm not getting free
30:41ain't moving rosto
30:42freeze you you boys are gonna get life for this at least
30:47what for this time for rustling rustling again again well now getting arrested twice in the same
30:54day for the same thing rustling get that on them quick you kind of get the feeling that you're in texas
31:10justin we're about to cut out of this town
31:22i've been seen by enough people in hazard i'll stay here with the horse
31:26you go ahead and get the van fixed and meet me back here and talk to no one get it talk to no one got it
31:32now now now lulu my little praline i promised you the winning horse promise promise promise
31:47you've been promising me things all our married life
31:51you know i can't have my picture took with no promise now you get me that racehorse do you hear
31:57yeah you get it sugar plum i gotta go now but you remember i've always kept my word to you
32:06that's a hot one except what i said at the wedding all right now you boys are you going to tell me
32:12where you hid that horse or what roscoe we told you we don't know where it is
32:17but we're ready to make a deal well what kind of deal well we know who really rustled that horse but
32:24you gotta let us out of here to find them or else you stand to lose a whole lot of money boss
32:28you expect me to let you go and trust you to bring me that horse booze breath well you need us boss
32:38you ain't never gonna find him and that horse was took by some real operators operators you're the only
32:44operators around here bo i told you we should have took this thing straight to lulu i know it i was just
32:50trying to save boss the trouble of having to break the news to lulu that he don't have the winning
32:55horse wait a minute wait a minute you wouldn't we would we're entitled to one phone call we might
33:01as well make it to lulu that's blackmail that's right that horse did disappear into the ozone
33:10and i sure was counting i'll make me a pile of money by betting on him you sure were and the deadline
33:15for entering the horse in that race is five o'clock this afternoon hmm all right all right but if you
33:24boys don't make that deadline you're just gonna come right back here and let yourselves get diversity
33:28again ain't you deal deal oh yeah i know i'll have to regret it wait wait let him go ross but boss
33:38ain't gonna turn himself oh you heard what he said now let him go we'll be right back ross
33:47and no calls to lulu scouts and her boss we promise she learns the truth she'll punish me
33:53me by moving into my bedroom yeah watch you don't go on me now there well what do you think how long
34:12well it wasn't about an hour i gotta drain it out steam all this red clay and mud off of it but
34:18you've been driving up bronson canyon uh no why no i was just wondering well i'll get right on
34:28okay this machine uh shoot cold drinks over here sometimes
34:43burl you ain't lost your dream we'll get manassas back you'll see now burl we dukes ain't horse people
34:54now you gotta think hard now you never heard of the dunlap horse ranch before now burl that's what it
34:59said on the van well i thought i knew them all but but i never heard of that one breaker breaker crazy
35:07cooter coming at you the cousins duke is home when i had their neck come on yeah bo here crazy c go
35:11ahead hey y'all know that van you wanted me to keep an eye out for yeah well he just split out of
35:17here listen i'd have called y'all sooner but the dude stuck to me like tar uh cooter this van say
35:21dunlap horse ranch on it no but it used to where is it headed hey i don't know but from from the red
35:27clay and the mud all over the radiator i'd figure that could only be one place bronson canyon cooter
35:32are going to need your help hey only if there's going to be a fight you got it crazy c uh meet us
35:36at pine tree crossing pearl sherry head down to the fairgrounds you might just be in that horse race yet
35:49in hazard county you can be arrested for everything but loud fights now even if we do get manassas
35:54there ain't no way we're gonna outrun them dudes i mean not even i can drive a horse trailer that fast
35:59i'm sure you can ain't no law says a horse has to be inside is there
36:05another eight
36:09four hundred and fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety five hundred five earned dollars oh thank you mr
36:17hogg there's your receipt oh where's the entry well my entry is slightly delayed it's delayed
36:26well now you do realize that if your horse doesn't arrive to register by five o'clock you forfeit this
36:32money i realize that sir i just wish they wouldn't remind me oh burl if anything happens to manassas i
36:38don't know what i'll do oh honey don't don't fred bo and luke are going to be here with manassas you'll see
36:48right jesse sure burl they'll be here we we still got two hours before registration yeah i ain't worried
36:57you're right that's them it looks like they're breaking camp
37:13how's that hunk of hemp coming oh hi silver great well let's get bookin all right you know what to do
37:21got you covered okay let's do it
37:35well you got the next one cousin there ain't gonna be a next one put him down roscoe don't shoot
38:05come on down cooter come on
38:34that's supposed to be you
38:45you all set yeah they're waking up let's go
38:47all right come on manassas come on
38:49now pound it down
39:04looks like one to me
39:09come on
39:17come on
39:31come on come on
39:43come on come on
39:45it's 4 15 mr tullivan i hope your horse is here before five o'clock manassas is gonna be here don't worry
39:51it's probably any minute now oh my goodness all these things make me so nervous
39:57you
39:59yeah me too i sure hope that horse gets here on time
40:02the thought of losing all that entropy money just affected my appetite
40:07well i could help you out
40:09well i don't know
40:11a couple of these here fish.
40:13Next time, bring your own picnic snack.
40:35Don't let him get away.
40:37I won't.
40:39Can't go too fast pulling a trailer.
40:41Still looks like one to me.
41:11Never mind, man.
41:23We gotta get that trailer.
41:24We've been had.
41:39There was no other way to get that horse out of camp.
41:43Except ride him.
41:45Turn this thing around and take off through those fields over there.
41:47They're going where I think they're going.
41:49We can still stop.
41:50Come on.
41:52Hey, Cooter, I'll tell you what.
41:54Why don't you cut through on Dobro's south porch?
41:55All right.
41:56Boy, only eight minutes to go.
42:16Well, now, now, just hold on.
42:18They'll be along.
42:19I know those boys.
42:20Hey, y'all gotta believe.
42:22I'll try.
42:30Mmm.
42:31Something's coming, Roscoe.
42:32You hear it?
42:33Sounds like a car.
42:34I know, I know, boss.
42:35That's just my stomach growling.
42:37It always does that when I'm on the verge of starvation.
42:40Oh.
42:40Oh.
42:41Oh.
42:41Oh.
42:42Oh.
43:06There.
43:07There.
43:07There.
43:07There.
43:18We got company.
43:20Yeah, look, cousin, just don't you worry about it.
43:22You mean it's the fairground.
43:23You got two minutes.
43:24Okay.
43:25I know, Sam, I know.
43:45One minute.
43:46Now, a whole lot can happen in a minute.
43:48I hope so.
43:55Well, that's it.
44:22Let's go home.
44:25But look!
44:28It's Luke!
44:31That's him.
44:33Look, not the critter.
44:35I always did like that boy.
44:43Hold it!
44:45It's a cop.
44:46Let's get out of here.
44:47All right.
45:07All right.
45:07Freeze.
45:08Freeze.
45:08No, don't freeze.
45:09Get out of that car.
45:10Get out.
45:11All right.
45:12Get out of here.
45:14Ten seconds.
45:17We made it.
45:22Good horse.
45:23Good horse.
45:23Oh, Van Hesse.
45:25I'm so proud of you, cousin.
45:26Stewart.
45:29Stewart!
45:30Stewart!
45:31I have the pleasure to present my...
45:34Our entry.
45:39The great horse, Manassas.
45:41Yeah.
45:42Yep.
45:42You made it.
45:43Dunlap and the rest of his horse thieves got five years in state prison.
45:49Next Saturday, Manassas won the Lulu Hog Steaks by Five Lakes.
45:53And Lulu Hog lost a chance to be there when she come down with a gout from eating pig knuckles.
46:04Burl Tolliver won enough money to pay off his mortgages to boss.
46:10Roscoe almost lost his head and his job when he admitted to boss that he forgot to place boss's bets on Manassas.
46:17Someone once said that nice guys finish last.
46:20Well, not always.
46:22Nothing has it done.
46:52Good job, you too.
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