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Balki y Mary Anne inscriben a Larry y Jennifer en el concurso «The Baby Quiz». Pero Larry, desesperado por ganar como siempre, intenta hacer trampa.
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02:31Why would you say such a thing, Cousin Larry?
02:35Jennifer and Cousin Larry Apple are listed as directors.
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03:19I'm afraid not, because they are rejected.
03:25Oh no, no, no, no, no.
03:27Come on, my little steam turbine, don't be sad.
03:32Listen, there's no need to cry.
03:34because cousin Larry and Jennifer were accepted with just a letter
03:39and we have been rejected 800 times.
03:43OK?
03:45We are very...
03:48awesome for you.
04:02Okay, thanks, Valky, but...
04:04I don't think we'll be going to the baby contest.
04:08I will not subject my wife and my unborn child to this.
04:12to that shame just to earn a ridiculous shipment of diapers.
04:18Sure, that would be fun.
04:20No, no, no, I'm decided, absolutely.
04:24Valky, why don't you take this letter and try to go in our place?
04:31Cousin, I'm excited.
04:35Very generous of you to stop by,
04:36Your decision to stop, to give up the possibility of winning a university scholarship for your child.
04:41University scholarship?
04:42Any university you want?
04:45Well, here's our name, and we don't want to disappoint the producers of that nice show,
04:51So I think we will go to the baby contest.
04:53I don't want to do this, why do we have to?
05:02Come on, Larry, we'll make you happy.
05:05Hello everyone!
05:06Let's give a warm welcome to our presenter, Lance Edwards.
05:11Actually, it's Valky.
05:12Thank you!
05:32He's put on my suit.
05:34Welcome to the Baby Contest, the show that asks the age-old question
05:40Hey! Are we having a baby? What now?
05:45Brilliant.
05:46I'm Lance Edwards and this is my lovely baby girl and co-host, Tiana.
05:50Cuchy, cuchy, cu!
05:55Okay, let's meet our first contestants.
05:59Let's welcome Larry Jennifer Appleton from Chicago, Illinois.
06:02He is already eight months pregnant and hasn't seen his feet since February.
06:08Thank you, Tiana.
06:09You already know how the baby contest works.
06:12We'll ask you some questions about your pregnancy.
06:14while your husband remains in a soundproof booth.
06:18Tiana?
06:22Then you will get together and we will check if your answers match.
06:26The couple that matches the most wins.
06:28Isn't it exciting?
06:30Tell them they can win, Johnny!
06:31A trip to Mexico!
06:36The winning couple will enjoy a stay at the fantastic Hotel Corona del Corona.
06:41They will swim in crystal-clear pools and enjoy lunch at the Corona cafeteria.
06:44Prices are non-transferable and subject to change.
06:47High season and weekends excluded.
06:49See you later, Lance!
06:50Thanks, Johnny.
06:51No, thank you.
06:52Ha ha ha!
06:54Oh!
06:54Hahaha!
06:59Brilliant.
07:00First round.
07:01Each question is worth 10 points.
07:03Tiana.
07:04Is cousin Larry Appleton in the...
07:06...soundproof booth?
07:08Hahaha!
07:12Ouch!
07:13Ouch!
07:14Ha ha ha!
07:15Hahaha!
07:16Ha ha ha!
07:18Brilliant.
07:19Jennifer, we'll start with you.
07:21You're lovely.
07:23I love that curl that covers your forehead.
07:25We chatted before the program started and you mentioned that this pregnancy is being
07:29particularly difficult for you.
07:31Isn't that right?
07:32That you've been under a lot of stress and have developed a kind of nervous tic.
07:37Isn't that right?
07:38Let's take a look.
07:40What is that nervous tic?
07:41There you have it!
07:42It's adorable!
07:43You'll be glad to know that your first question isn't about that cute little tic.
07:49Jennifer, since you've been pregnant, what part of your body bothers you the most?
07:55The one on top or the one on the bottom?
08:00The bottom part.
08:01My legs hurt a lot.
08:03Brilliant.
08:04Let's see what cousin Larry Appleton has to say to see if he really knows his son's mother.
08:08Hahaha!
08:09Brilliant.
08:11Cousin Larry Appleton.
08:12We're glad you're back with us.
08:15We chatted for a while before the program and it was mentioned that one of your biggest fears
08:20It's that your child will inherit your short, crooked legs and calluses on your feet.
08:28Your calluses on your feet?
08:29Let's hope your son doesn't inherit them.
08:31You'll be glad to know your first question.
08:36Hahaha!
08:37Brilliant!
08:39Your first question is Jennifer's.
08:41Jennifer, since you've been pregnant, what part of your body bothers you the most?
08:45The one on top or the one on the bottom?
08:48It's easy.
08:51His head always hurts and his body aches.
08:53Definitely the rich one.
08:54Oh!
08:55I'm sorry.
08:56No, he said his legs hurt.
08:59That is, the bottom part.
09:02The rich one.
09:03I get cramps every night.
09:05Where have you been for the past 32 weeks?
09:08Do we know each other?
09:09Have we been introduced?
09:10No, no, no.
09:10That was the first question.
09:12The next one will probably be about food cravings.
09:14Hey, yes!
09:16Well, crazy.
09:17Custard.
09:18Custard, I knew it.
09:19Custard, I knew it.
09:32Larry, I'm very nervous.
09:34Yesterday we played with Valkey for two hours and didn't get a single question right.
09:38Will we make fools of ourselves on television?
09:40We're not going to make fools of ourselves on television.
09:44As long as we answer in the same way we practiced this morning.
09:47Everything will be fine.
09:49Why don't they ask those questions?
09:51Little girl, calm down.
09:53Oh, oh, oh, oh!
09:55Here are my contestants.
09:57How are you?
09:58Oh, oh!
09:59What do you have in the oven?
10:01Ha ha ha!
10:03Brilliant!
10:05I suppose he's referring to us.
10:07Larry and Jennifer.
10:08Well, I'm delighted, Appletons.
10:14Marian is him!
10:15It's Lance Edwards!
10:17And you must be the other couple.
10:20No, we applied, but unfortunately we were rejected 800 times.
10:27But we're in the front row.
10:29I'm sorry, I can't keep it a secret any longer.
10:32You are my favorite presenter.
10:39Lance, we have a problem.
10:41Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
10:42No, no, the other couple has gone into labor.
10:44They are on their way to the hospital.
10:47Oh, what a shame!
10:50I guess that means we won by default.
10:53No, no, no, no.
10:54This happens often.
10:55So we'll choose another couple from the audience.
11:00Brilliant!
11:01I've had another idea.
11:03Do you want to be the other couple?
11:04Oh, Lance!
11:05It's our dream!
11:07And for analyzing this moment!
11:09Pass the mask!
11:22Hello everyone!
11:23It's time to play the baby contest!
11:26Bravo!
11:28Bravo!
11:29Bravo!
11:29So, parents, please follow the lovely Tiana to the soundproof booth.
11:34We're going to ask your wives some questions, and then you'll come back to see if your answers match.
11:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:42Brilliant!
11:42Brilliant!
11:43Okay, let's do this great, shall we?
11:48OK.
11:59Tiana, I've always wanted to meet you.
12:02I've read your book.
12:04And I think your observations about the Middle East are very insightful.
12:08Above all, enjoy the chapter.
12:12You should always have a moisturizer on hand.
12:16You don't have pores on your skin, do you?
12:21Hey, cousin!
12:21What do you think?
12:22We are inside the cabin.
12:24It looks like a fish tank, doesn't it?
12:27Brilliant!
12:28Let's begin with the baby contest.
12:33I hope they captured this well with the special camera in the cockpit.
12:38The special camera in the cabin?
12:39Yeah.
12:40It's a special camera that they have focused on this cabin.
12:44And it's called the special camera in the cabin.
12:48They love filming images of parents making fools of themselves.
12:59No, a special camera is going to film you or me making fools of ourselves.
13:04That's clear.
13:04So keep quiet.
13:06Why will the silent ones remain?
13:08It's soundproofed.
13:09Nobody can hear us.
13:12Is it a sidewalk?
13:14Merian!
13:15Ladies, how much weight have you gained so far during your pregnancy?
13:19Cousin, does it work on the sidewalk?
13:21Wasn't it already on the exombro?
13:22We can tell him whatever we want.
13:24Merian!
13:25Do you want to be quiet now that the explosion is wrong?
13:28Let's all shut up for a minute, shall we?
13:31Let's stay put and have some dignity.
13:34Woof, woof!
13:39Those spotlights are so bright they hurt my eyes.
13:42Well, on a plate they should be shiny.
13:44Yes, but they're so bright I can't look anywhere else!
13:47Well, you don't look at them!
13:47And where else am I supposed to look?
13:49I can only look over there!
13:50Look somewhere else!
13:51Man!
13:51Do you want me to look somewhere else?
13:52Yes, you'll feel better!
13:54Okay.
13:56Did you know?
13:57The problem is that those lights attract me.
14:00I'm attracted to them.
14:02How amazing!
14:03Fascinating!
14:04I can't stop!
14:05I know they're hurting my pupils, but I can't tear my eyes away from them!
14:09I'm trying to look where you told me, but I can't!
14:13Can't!
14:15Lights!
14:15Hey, stop, stop.
14:19I'm alive, if you don't change my seat, I think I'm going to kick my head in!
14:22Sit down, my place.
14:24Sit down, my place.
14:25Sit down.
14:26And please, try not to embarrass us.
14:30Jennifer, what animal would your husband say best describes your pregnancy?
14:36The animal that best describes your pregnancy.
14:40Well, it's pretty obvious, Lance.
14:41I admit that I am... a whale.
14:44Brilliant!
14:45If I try to get comfortable, this chair feels like it's made of iron.
14:53You have been sitting here because of the heretic.
14:55It's incredibly uncomfortable.
14:57It's too harsh.
14:58What is this?
14:59Is a bull's horn tough?
15:01So what?
15:02Does it look like the chair I had?
15:03That's the funny thing.
15:04Maybe, yes, I lean in a little, yes, in fact, face to face, yes, my head is on you, perhaps...
15:13Okay, let's get changed.
15:16No, I don't want to change.
15:17I don't want to change this site.
15:19I like this place, this way.
15:20When you, where you are, the light shines in my eyes.
15:23I like this site.
15:24I have no problem with him.
15:26It's the chair I want.
15:27I need that chair to be comfortable, so this chair is like a bull's instrument and you can't screw me over.
15:36It's impossible to put that dresser in.
15:38No.
15:38But I want the chair.
15:40Give me the chair.
15:40I want that chair.
15:41Cousin, give me the chair.
15:42I'm going to give myself a little something for the chair again.
15:45Come on, come on.
15:46Enough, enough.
15:47Leave her alone.
15:48Leave her alone.
15:48That's enough.
15:49Okay.
15:49Okay.
15:51Listen to me.
15:51Listen to me.
15:54Cousin Larry isn't going to change your chair.
15:58Cousin Larry isn't going anywhere.
16:00In fact, Cousin Larry is going to sit back and pretend he doesn't even know you.
16:09Shall we come?
16:12Have we been introduced?
16:15Now we enter the third round of questions that are worth double.
16:19And that's where you can boost your score.
16:25Brilliant.
16:27Do you have something rough on the sole of your shoe?
16:30Do you have something rough on the sole of your shoe?
16:32There is nothing.
16:33It's true.
16:33Let me see it.
16:35Not this one.
16:35This one says...
16:37Children's size.
16:41I have something written on the sole of my shoe because...
16:42Because it is...
16:43Is...
16:44It's the list of...
16:45Christmas gifts.
16:47I can't let them see it because it would spoil the surprise.
16:51Ah!
17:01Aha!
17:02Jennifer's favorite craving is canned food.
17:06Are you a Christmas gift tourist?
17:08Okay, let's see.
17:09If your husband were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?
17:13He's not a souvenir tourist!
17:15These are the answers from the choir course!
17:17Make your tarapa!
17:18Get up!
17:20See?
17:21He is considered to be effusive!
17:26Okay, fine!
17:27I couldn't look at him!
17:31Hello, hello, hello!
17:33How are you?
17:34You don't understand.
17:36Oh, no.
17:37Yesterday I saw that my answers didn't match.
17:38I got scared!
17:39I called here and told them I was writing an article about the program and they sent me 150 sample questions.
17:47I only did it so I could win the scholarship for my son.
17:50I cannot accept that you are making a mess of things.
17:53I'm going to tell Alainzi and I'm going to interrupt the contest.
17:55Of course you haven't only received.
17:56Yes, yes, yes!
17:56Are you going to report me?
17:58I hope you understand the consequences!
18:04What are the consequences?
18:06To dethrone a teenager's dreams.
18:08What's the result?
18:09No!
18:10Wait for their joy!
18:12And the reason why, look, is the university campus.
18:15See?
18:15To the happy students attending their first day of class.
18:20But there is a young boy there who simply watches them from afar.
18:23It's Larry Junior.
18:25And the rest of the students point at him and laugh at him.
18:30And they walk away happy with their dreams.
18:33And if he wants to go, but can't, he can't.
18:39Because his uncle Valky deprived him of his university scholarship, the beast
18:45Look, Valky, look, look, she's started to cry
18:49Her, her little tears are watering
18:53It's not Valky, it's not like she cries.
19:02You know what? There's nothing there.
19:19There's nothing there, absolutely nothing.
19:25You always point, they always point
19:28But there's nothing there.
19:31I realize it's a dirty trick he's been playing on Valky for six years.
19:38And I'm clear
19:39Very long
19:42So excuse me, but I'm going to get those answers out of you.
19:46Tell me, how long have you felt more comfortable sleeping on the arch?
19:54I'm glad Valky reported you, you deserved it.
20:04The truth is, I haven't had to report him.
20:17The spectators saw what was written on it when we pulled the booth down and they had to call security to get us out of there
20:28In my opinion, people take that contest way too seriously
20:35I don't know, Larry, they let Valky and me finish the contest with another couple
20:41And we won the scholarship for the little one...
20:43Erobespiere or seas
20:45Miriam, let's make something to eat, I'm hungry.
20:50I hid cookies in the cupboard
20:52I know
20:52Ice cream in the freezer
20:53I ate it
20:54The snowdrops?
20:55Also
20:56Valky
21:00I'm back
21:02To put my foot in it, and on top of that
21:06I'm done with
21:09An invoice
21:11For breaking a soundproof booth
21:14Cousin, there's nothing wrong with wanting a scholarship for your son
21:21Only
21:22In which you lied and cheated to get it
21:26But
21:28It's the same
21:29I've managed to get you a gift just like if you had been an honored contestant
21:33Did you get me a gift?
21:38That's how it is
21:39What a lovely gesture!
21:40What's my thing?
21:43Tell him, Johnny!
21:45A kit to play the quiz at home!
21:49Now cousin Larry Appleton can play every night
21:51See you later, Lance!
21:52Thanks, Johnny!
21:53No, thanks to you!
21:54Hahaha!
21:55Oh!
21:56Oh!
21:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
22:01Brilliant!
22:11That's the bottom part
22:12And I'm sorry to tell you that you don't score any points.
22:14Larry
22:17I get cramps every night
22:20Where have you been for the past 32 weeks?
22:23Do we know each other?
22:24Have we been introduced?
22:24No!
22:25That was the first question
22:26The next one will probably be about food cravings
22:29Hey, hey, hey!
22:30And I know how much you love ice cream
22:32Custard
22:32Custard
22:33No, it would be
22:34Ha ha ha!
22:36Jolie!
22:37We'll be back after a message from the sponsors.
22:39Lady!
22:40Do your legs have unsightly varicose veins?
22:43Try our camouflage tights!
22:46They're one size fits all!
22:49See you later, Lance!
22:50Thanks, Johnny!
22:51No problem, Lance!
22:52Ha ha ha!
22:53Who am I?
22:55Brilliant!
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