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Belén y Emilio se esconden en la pensión Loli una semana porque los vecinos piensan que están de luna de miel en la playa. Pero Paco, cada vez más celoso, descubre el engaño de la boda y se lo cuenta a todos. Higinio termina al fin la obra en casa de los Cuesta, pero Mamen ha comprado muebles nuevos para la habitación y, ante la falta de espacio, obliga a su marido a tirar el tabique que separa ambas casas, quitándole unos metros a la habitación de los Cuesta. Por último, Mariano también se pone a reformar la portería pero se va a encontrar con una desagradable sorpresa para todo el vecindario: hay termitas.

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00:00:30I can't stand it in here anymore. I'm going crazy.

00:00:36Come on, get some rays, we're supposed to be on the beach for a romantic honeymoon.

00:00:40Oh yes, very romantic. A week hiding in the Loli guesthouse, 200 meters from home.

00:00:46Hey, I told you we should go to Cayococo, Rafael paid for our trip.

00:00:51I'm not going anywhere with you, traitor. I'd rather keep the money.

00:00:55That you married me is treason. You broke the plan.

00:00:57Come on, are you going to be like this for the whole honeymoon?

00:01:00Well yes, you put up with it.

00:01:05My mother.

00:01:06Wait, wait, wait.

00:01:08If he knows how to miss me, lie to her.

00:01:10Yes, at a good time.

00:01:11Hello.

00:01:15Helen! How's it going in Cuba? How are you?

00:01:18Very good, very good. This is a dream.

00:01:24Honey, come take a bath, the water is very good.

00:01:27Be careful with the sun, it's very strong there.

00:01:32Well, it's cloudy, huh?

00:01:34And it's rainy season. We've also put on sunscreen with SPF 65, just in case.

00:01:40Waiter, two caipirinhas.

00:01:41King, go to the water, I'll come now.

00:01:44Hey, take lots of pictures, okay?

00:01:47Oh, well, it's not going to be possible.

00:01:49Because Emilio put the camera in his swimsuit pocket and jumped into the water, damaging it.

00:01:54Oh my God.

00:01:55Well, but it's okay.

00:01:57If the beautiful thing is the memories that will stay with us forever.

00:01:59Of course.

00:02:01And Jacobo, I'm glad you've finally found happiness.

00:02:05Yes, yes, me too, Mom.

00:02:08Bye bye.

00:02:09Goodbye, pretty, goodbye.

00:02:12Turn that off.

00:02:13I'm drowning.

00:02:15Don't open it, damn it, or someone might see us.

00:02:17Emilio, we've been locked up for seven days. I'm freaking out.

00:02:21Sure, if we had a little sex, we could have fun like that.

00:02:24I don't want to sleep with you, man.

00:02:26Well, let's keep playing. I see, I see.

00:02:30Emilio, I want a divorce.

00:02:31Here we are, Belén.

00:02:34You have to see the positive things.

00:02:36You have my love.

00:02:37You've said the positive things.

00:02:38You have a great car.

00:02:40Rafael is going to give you a job.

00:02:41I have the goal in my name and I'm going to leave it beautiful.

00:02:44Damn, life doesn't smile.

00:02:45Smile a little at life.

00:02:47There it is.

00:02:49Are you sure you don't want to have a quick one?

00:02:51If it's a moment.

00:02:52Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:56Not here, not here.

00:02:57Every day is like this.

00:03:00I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:03I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:05I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:07Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:10Not here, not here.

00:03:11No, no, no.

00:03:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:14Not here, not here.

00:03:15No no.

00:03:16The house rises and falls.

00:03:18I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:21The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:03:23I can't stand this place.

00:03:26Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:03:30It was an earthquake and a volcano.

00:03:33Yeah.

00:03:34Surely there is no one left alive!

00:04:04No!

00:04:05No!

00:04:11Fuck!

00:04:15Thanks a lot, huh?

00:04:17You're welcome, ma'am.

00:04:18Bye bye.

00:04:19Hello.

00:04:20See you later.

00:04:21Bye.

00:04:21Please tell me they are two of your mother's lovers.

00:04:31No, they are from a furniture store.

00:04:33Oh my God!

00:04:34Oh my God!

00:04:35Oh my God!

00:04:40Dear!

00:04:41Look at this passionate bedroom!

00:04:44But what have you done?

00:04:45If we had the newly released photon verbenero.

00:04:48Yes, but you didn't like it.

00:04:49Yes, I loved it.

00:04:51It was already off.

00:04:52And look at the canapé.

00:04:54The amount of stuff we can fit in here.

00:04:56Man, if there's a lot of room in there, I'll shut up.

00:04:59The problem is that I miscalculated.

00:05:01The chest of drawers doesn't fit.

00:05:03Oh, look, I feel sorry for you.

00:05:04It's okay, woman.

00:05:05It is returned.

00:05:06You see, I thought that like...

00:05:08Oh, come on, put this down!

00:05:11Since you haven't finished the renovation of the second A yet,

00:05:14if you moved the partition a little bit over there,

00:05:17Well, now everything fits perfectly.

00:05:19What are you telling me?

00:05:21Does removing square meters only cost you?

00:05:24Come on, come on, come on!

00:05:25But it's only going to be 40 centimeters.

00:05:28Something like that.

00:05:29Mommy, but you're not well.

00:05:31You can't make people's houses smaller.

00:05:34It's a crime!

00:05:34But if they're not going to find out, go on!

00:05:37And it also gives us life.

00:05:39Listen, listen.

00:05:41I'm about to finish.

00:05:42We're giving it the final coat of paint.

00:05:45We just need to put in the plugs.

00:05:48Look, if you move this partition I promise you

00:05:50that I'm not going to buy any more furniture in the next two years.

00:05:55I want it in writing.

00:06:00It's incredible, but this is going to end.

00:06:02Don't say that out loud, man, you'll sneer.

00:06:06Well, the bedrooms are already painted, okay?

00:06:10Now my father will come and put in the plugs and all that.

00:06:14I don't know anything about electricity...

00:06:15I never thought this house would look like this again.

00:06:19Oh, Juan, but...

00:06:21It's that I have suffered a lot.

00:06:22Hey, just one thing.

00:06:25Is E.T.'s ship going to be with us for long?

00:06:27or will he return to his planet soon?

00:06:30I just don't know what to do with the pigeon's ashes.

00:06:32He never told me where he wanted to rest.

00:06:34Yes, but at this point it's a bit difficult for me to say anything.

00:06:36We will have to decide for ourselves.

00:06:39We can buy a Ouija board and see what it tells us.

00:06:40And why don't we throw them into the sea, which is very romantic?

00:06:45No, no, not to the sea.

00:06:46That he didn't know how to swim.

00:06:48Let's see if this is a matter of thinking a little.

00:06:51Where were you happy, dove?

00:06:53In the sales.

00:06:54We can throw it in one of those drawers full of clothes

00:06:56that remove the old ones while they stick.

00:06:58What? How do you see it?

00:07:05This is almost there, huh?

00:07:06Yes, we are going to take my granddaughter for a walk.

00:07:08while you plug us in

00:07:09and you prepare the bill for us, okay?

00:07:10No, wait.

00:07:12You have to be away from home for about five hours.

00:07:15We are going to give it a protective lacquer.

00:07:17to all the walls.

00:07:18Polis finis, which is quite toxic.

00:07:21Does that exist?

00:07:22Yes, yes, it's a new American thing.

00:07:24You shut up.

00:07:26No ingenuity is really required.

00:07:28This is very good.

00:07:30Trust me, it's worth it.

00:07:32That then your grandson

00:07:33put a Christ on the wall with the markers.

00:07:35Wipe with a damp cloth and...

00:07:37No, it's a girl.

00:07:39Well, with the makeup,

00:07:40I don't care.

00:07:41Well, Juan, whatever it is,

00:07:43which is five hours,

00:07:44If we have had two months of anguish and despair.

00:07:48I never want to hear about a reform again in my life.

00:07:51Cheer up, guys.

00:07:52If this is already.

00:07:53Ah!

00:07:59Polis finis?

00:08:00What the fuck is that, Dad?

00:08:01Go on, go get some bricks,

00:08:02that a partition in the bedroom needs to be moved.

00:08:05But I just painted it.

00:08:06For once I finish something that I start?

00:08:08It's your mother's thing.

00:08:09See and don't let anyone see you.

00:08:10Let no one see me.

00:08:11Already.

00:08:12And how do I bring the bricks?

00:08:13Should I wrap them up and say I'm getting drunk?

00:08:15It's a challenge that life throws at you, moncho.

00:08:17I shit on that, huh?

00:08:19Okay.

00:08:20Polis finis.

00:08:23In the end, it turned out well.

00:08:28I'm late.

00:08:29But how do I work?

00:08:32I would put the kitchen here,

00:08:34on the wall where you found the dead man.

00:08:36And the bedroom took me to the back,

00:08:39because this way you have more privacy.

00:08:41Of course, and if you don't get to sleep,

00:08:43open the terrace

00:08:44and to play the radiopatio bulletins.

00:08:47My idea is to leave everything clear,

00:08:49urban industrial love type.

00:08:51Clear.

00:08:52And with the beams that are made of wood,

00:08:54They make a rustic-avant-garde contrast.

00:08:58But hey, what's going on here?

00:09:01I'm laying bricks.

00:09:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it.

00:09:05Hey, what's behind here?

00:09:06The bank manager's office.

00:09:08It's going to be difficult to beat Vetro there.

00:09:10Well, what the hell is going on here?

00:09:12I want to surprise Emilio.

00:09:14and when he comes back from his honeymoon

00:09:16your little house is already set up.

00:09:18But this is an alteration of common elements.

00:09:20How did you come up with the idea of covering up the goalkeeper's window?

00:09:22Hey, careful, between ground and left, eh?

00:09:26Speak to me respectfully, owner to owner.

00:09:29And have you asked the community for permission?

00:09:30Where is the building permit?

00:09:31Shh, we said we wouldn't come back.

00:09:33to mention such terrible words.

00:09:35In addition, the exterior carpentry of the door

00:09:37It must match the rest of the doors in the building.

00:09:40It is a basic aesthetic principle.

00:09:42Well, the posh girl put the armored car in a different color.

00:09:44and nobody said anything to her.

00:09:45No, it was said, but he didn't listen to us.

00:09:48In fact, she is reprimanded wherever she is.

00:09:50But hey, what's going on here?

00:09:52Well, I'm laying bricks.

00:09:55Oh, they were missing.

00:09:57Well, I'm going for a walk with the girl.

00:09:59Oh, wait, I'll go with you.

00:10:00No, woman.

00:10:02Oh yeah, wait, wait.

00:10:03But hey, this is a joke.

00:10:05We have works above, works below.

00:10:07And you, what are you laughing at?

00:10:10No, I mean, it's just that it's been very funny to me.

00:10:13Well, that's it, son, enjoy it.

00:10:15Mariano, this seems terrible to me.

00:10:17The community has statutes that must be respected.

00:10:20If each of us does what we want

00:10:21not counting the others,

00:10:22Coexistence becomes unsustainable.

00:10:25Of course, Vicenta, of course.

00:10:26Vicenta, Benito, please.

00:10:27Yes, it's me.

00:10:28Ah, we came to install the air conditioning.

00:10:30Ah, yes, yes, yes, come this way.

00:10:32But you have asked permission for this.

00:10:34We are old women.

00:10:36Do you know how many old people die from the heat?

00:10:40This should pay us shoemakers.

00:10:43Dude, I'm having to put my underwear in the fridge.

00:10:46Like Marilyn Monroe.

00:10:48And I'm getting some cysts?

00:10:51Well, you're going to contribute to the greenhouse effect.

00:10:54You are overheating the planet.

00:10:55I don't give a damn about the planet.

00:10:57Just to keep the living room cool?

00:10:59Well, I don't intend to allow anarchy to spread.

00:11:02Mariano, I urge you to stop this reform.

00:11:04until Belén and Emilio return

00:11:05and as the owner, he requests the required permits

00:11:08to the community and the city council.

00:11:10But leave him, man,

00:11:11that we have endured your work for more than two months

00:11:13and we haven't said anything.

00:11:15Heavy, how heavy you are.

00:11:17Well, Emilio and Belén will be excited.

00:11:18return from the honeymoon

00:11:19and find herself pretty in goal.

00:11:22Belén and Emilio have fooled everyone, suckers.

00:11:25If they don't love each other,

00:11:26They organized the wedding to get your money

00:11:28and you have fallen for it.

00:11:29But what are you saying?

00:11:31Do you want me to tell the whole story?

00:11:33Yes, yes, but come here to the intercoms.

00:11:39Marisa, what are you doing?

00:11:41Hello?

00:11:42Who is it?

00:11:43What do you mean, who is it?

00:11:44What did you call?

00:11:46Pay attention.

00:11:47Online radiopatio.

00:11:48Paco, whenever you want.

00:11:49You are in the air.

00:11:50Yeah.

00:11:51Bye bye.

00:11:56Bye bye.

00:11:57But what are all those people doing there waiting for us?

00:11:59It's that we are owners.

00:12:00They care about us

00:12:01so that we don't stop paying the dues.

00:12:04How much is it?

00:12:04Well, it's two euros.

00:12:07You are the laziest customers I've ever seen.

00:12:09You take a taxi for 150 meters.

00:12:11But my wife has a deviated spine.

00:12:14Didn't you see her when you came in?

00:12:15Pussy.

00:12:15But hey, what are you all doing here at the door?

00:12:21Waiting for you.

00:12:22How are you, honey student?

00:12:23Good, good, good.

00:12:24Very good.

00:12:25No, Emilio, don't lie.

00:12:26We haven't stopped arguing throughout the entire trip.

00:12:29I think we're going to get a divorce.

00:12:31Honey, those are just the brawls of newlyweds.

00:12:34You have to fight a little for your partner.

00:12:36No, Emilio, our relationship is already dead.

00:12:38It's sad, but it is like that.

00:12:40How are you going to get a divorce?

00:12:41If you're expecting a boy, right?

00:12:43Hey?

00:12:44You can go.

00:12:45Ah, I lost it.

00:12:50Terrible, a thing.

00:12:52Tell them, tell them, how was it?

00:12:54We signed up to go scuba diving.

00:12:57with a gas tank and with a harpoon for sharks.

00:13:02And Belén didn't say she was pregnant.

00:13:04And of course, we dived so deep to see some corals

00:13:08that the fetus was depressurized upon rising.

00:13:12A Caribbean tragedy.

00:13:13Yes, but well, it's better, because that child was going to grow up in a home without love and without anything.

00:13:18Please don't continue this farce.

00:13:20Paco has told us everything.

00:13:22This is an insult to our intelligence.

00:13:25Well, some more than others.

00:13:27He told us that you don't love each other and that you got married just to get money from us all.

00:13:31Well, don't pay too much attention to Paco either, he's there resentful and...

00:13:35Let's see, you're getting married suddenly in a wasteland.

00:13:38For the banquet you're taking us to McDonald's and you're not going on your honeymoon.

00:13:40What do you mean, no? But we're coming from the airport.

00:13:43But you just paid the taxi driver two euros, we saw it from here.

00:13:46No.

00:13:47The guy who brought us got a flat tire in the square.

00:13:50The Civil Guard has stopped him.

00:13:51And when he saw that he wasn't wearing a reflective vest, he took eight points off his license.

00:13:56And the man said, for the four I have left I'm going home.

00:13:58And he has left us stranded.

00:13:59And of course, we took another one because Belén suffers from economy class syndrome.

00:14:04Clot, hematoma...

00:14:05Emilio, leave it already.

00:14:06Huh? Leave it already.

00:14:08Yes, it is true.

00:14:10We've been pretending.

00:14:12Damn, say it first, I'm here making up bullshit for nothing.

00:14:15But how could you have scammed the entire community?

00:14:18Yes, because it matters to the family.

00:14:19But to your neighbors...

00:14:20And what about your friends for two?

00:14:22And I'm defending you for free in court.

00:14:24Daughter, I was so excited about this wedding.

00:14:27And me with my grandson.

00:14:28I've been shopping for baby stuff all week.

00:14:30The park, the stroller, toys, clothes...

00:14:32Well, but don't let that get lost, okay?

00:14:34Let it roll.

00:14:35You are scammers!

00:14:36And you have bitten the hand that feeds you.

00:14:39Give us back the goal.

00:14:40I don't give anything back.

00:14:41That goal is mine.

00:14:43I've earned every brick.

00:14:45I've been working here for over ten years, earning shit.

00:14:48Emilio, the minimum interprofessional wage.

00:14:50Well, that's it, a fucking piece of shit.

00:14:52And they've had me working for more than seven years without a contract and without social security.

00:14:57What if I have an accident?

00:14:58Well, we'll wall you up, Comanemesio.

00:15:00And besides, you gave me the goal because it didn't cost you a penny.

00:15:04And by the way, have one more sucker paying community fees so it works out cheaper for them.

00:15:09So don't be so dignified with me.

00:15:11They are as scum as we are.

00:15:13Not you, Mr. Juan.

00:15:18Oh, now that he's a landlord, he's getting cocky.

00:15:21Well, you'll see at the meetings.

00:15:22You're going to shit yourself!

00:15:24Well, well, let's be honest.

00:15:26He's somewhat right, isn't he?

00:15:27But very little.

00:15:29You can't take this guy's goal away from him.

00:15:31No, not anymore.

00:15:32It has been segregated from the common areas.

00:15:34He has a deed in his name.

00:15:35What an idea to give him the goal.

00:15:39Sausage!

00:15:39It wasn't my idea.

00:15:41No, it was the lesbians.

00:15:43No, no, no, not us, no.

00:15:45Wait, now it turns out it wasn't anyone.

00:15:47Hey, what about Belén?

00:15:49They got away by baiting us with the other one.

00:15:52Don't worry, I'll catch this one at home now.

00:15:55It is that if it is that no.

00:15:56If it's Belén, you're a mess.

00:15:58You are a mess.

00:16:00A selfish and a liar.

00:16:02You don't deserve to have anyone by your side.

00:16:04Well, and least of all to me.

00:16:05That I am the one who suffers the most watching you sink and sink

00:16:08in the quicksand of your miseries.

00:16:11How do you decide something?

00:16:13He's been right about everything so far.

00:16:15You know what I'm telling you?

00:16:16That I'm going to live in Rafael's house.

00:16:18And that I deserve to be happy.

00:16:19And by your side it's impossible.

00:16:21That's it.

00:16:25And what are you doing there?

00:16:27We were waiting for the fight to end.

00:16:28Well, it's over now.

00:16:29There will be no more fights in this house.

00:16:31At least with me.

00:16:32Well, now I'll have the bed to myself.

00:16:36It won't be long before you get someone back in.

00:16:39Well, I don't know who.

00:16:39Nothing remains of the building.

00:16:42Hello, we're here to pick up Ezequiel.

00:16:43We took each other to the zoo.

00:16:44Yes, there is a new show about enslaved lords.

00:16:47They ride little bikes with their beaks,

00:16:49they pedal, they throw rings.

00:16:51It's beautiful.

00:16:53Hey, Mauri.

00:16:54I bought Ezequiel a ball and a gun

00:16:56and ignores them.

00:16:57He spends the day playing with the little kitchen you gave him.

00:16:59AND?

00:17:00We are worried.

00:17:01We see him a little soft.

00:17:02Of course, you are his father, he sees you and imitates you.

00:17:05What are you telling me?

00:17:06Am I spoiling my son?

00:17:07Mauri, but you put him in a carriage

00:17:09at the gay pride march.

00:17:11Because the environment is very beautiful, it has a lot of color.

00:17:13Hey, a lot of straight people are joining the party,

00:17:15entire families.

00:17:17There you put Mickey Mouse with a thong

00:17:18and there is no difference with Urio Disney.

00:17:20Mauri, please.

00:17:21But Ezequiel didn't even notice.

00:17:22He saw three drag queens dancing and said

00:17:24Look, dad, the three wise men.

00:17:26Oh, how delicious.

00:17:27Was his name dad?

00:17:28No, he always called me dad.

00:17:29Well, I don't want my son to be gay.

00:17:32That's it.

00:17:32But what kind of comment is that?

00:17:34You are a homophobic lesbian.

00:17:35No.

00:17:36The thing is, I don't want him to suffer.

00:17:39But who suffers?

00:17:40I don't suffer, you suffer.

00:17:41Please see, he is a year and a half old.

00:17:43No, sorry.

00:17:44According to Freud, he is entering the phallic stage.

00:17:45of their psychosexual development.

00:17:47Well, take the ball and we'll take it to play soccer.

00:17:49Come on, tough guy.

00:17:49Hey, wait, wait, we have something else to tell you.

00:17:53What's happening?

00:17:53Have you signed him up for the legion or is he going to Afghanistan to make a name for himself?

00:17:56No.

00:17:58It's that we bought an apartment in the suburbs.

00:18:00Yes, it's a very cute ground floor with a private little garden so Ezequiel can play.

00:18:04That?

00:18:05But what does that mean?

00:18:06Are you leaving?

00:18:08This week.

00:18:09But when were you going to tell me?

00:18:11This week.

00:18:12And what will happen to Ezequiel?

00:18:14Nothing, you can come see them on Sundays and also on holidays.

00:18:17We're not going to Miami like Bisbales, we're going 20 kilometers away.

00:18:20If you're trying to take my son away from me and I'm not going to allow it.

00:18:23No, really, we've already thought about it before.

00:18:25But, Mauri, we can't live our whole lives renting.

00:18:27Yes, yes, you can.

00:18:28You have done it very badly, but terribly badly.

00:18:32But hey, what happens now? Are you going to leave me alone?

00:18:35But, Belén, you were going to get married.

00:18:37No, it was a lie.

00:18:43We need to claim custody of the child, how do we do it?

00:18:46No, Mauri, it's almost impossible to take custody of a child from its mother.

00:18:49I would have to do something very serious.

00:18:50I have it.

00:18:51That?

00:18:51Bea is a drug addict and schizophrenic.

00:18:53And Ana sells her body to the executives of the airlift,

00:18:56takes them home, the child sees them passing by and suffers a lot.

00:18:58That's very good.

00:18:59The problem is that it has to be proven.

00:19:01Well, you're the lawyer, is that your job?

00:19:02Look, listen, it's very normal for them to want to get out of there and have their own house.

00:19:06It is very uncomfortable to live with people outside the couple.

00:19:08It's like us now, with your mother.

00:19:10Wow, how clever you were to bring up the subject.

00:19:12Right?

00:19:13I spent a while thinking about how to do it.

00:19:15Fernando, I don't want to have my mother at home either. I know it affects the couple.

00:19:18But what do you want me to tell the poor thing?

00:19:20Mom, I love you very much, but go away.

00:19:22That's the concept, but it has to be said nicely.

00:19:24And how do you say that, pretty?

00:19:26I don't know, you're the journalist, that's your job.

00:19:28My mother's problem is that you are alone.

00:19:30Already.

00:19:30If I knew someone...

00:19:33Leonard, I can't keep hiding my feelings from you.

00:19:37Every time I see you pass through the portal, I curse fate for not having crossed our paths.

00:19:43roads 35 years earlier.

00:19:45Mariano, I'm a widow, I just got out of a relationship.

00:19:49I can offer you nothing but a beautiful friendship.

00:19:52Ah, well I'm leaving, because to be here wasting time...

00:19:55Hey, but where are you going?

00:19:57Insist a little, otherwise this won't be funny.

00:20:00Ah, you're being narrow-minded.

00:20:02Clear.

00:20:05If I am out of training.

00:20:07Forgive me, darling.

00:20:10Hey, don't you know an attractive judge in his 60s, with no prostate problems, a lover?

00:20:15of the field and the widows?

00:20:16So, Mauri, men at that age prefer to play golf.

00:20:21Thank you.

00:20:22Shall we have a cold horchata?

00:20:24A horchata?

00:20:25Yes, it is good for cholesterol.

00:20:28Fernando, what's going on in there?

00:20:29Nothing, damn, I've come up with a plan.

00:20:31You always complained that I couldn't... think of things.

00:20:33I know that face.

00:20:34Let me pass.

00:20:35Have we been robbed?

00:20:35No, no, Mauri, no.

00:20:36Wait, wait, wait, no...

00:20:37Hello.

00:20:38How are you, darling?

00:20:40So nothing happened, huh?

00:20:42Hey?

00:20:43Mom, what a horrible sofa that is.

00:20:45No, it's a sofa bed.

00:20:46It's just that I was hurting my back from sleeping there.

00:20:49And what have you done with my two tangerine-colored armchairs, which cost 700 euros each?

00:20:52No, don't worry, I've taken them down to that storage room you have in the neighborhood.

00:20:56Mom, it's not a storage room, it's the meter room.

00:20:58Ah, well it's full of shit.

00:21:00Oh my God, they've blown me away.

00:21:05By a hair, huh?

00:21:06My feline reflection has saved me.

00:21:08May I know what you were doing?

00:21:10This gentleman, who is very kind, was flirting with me.

00:21:12Yeah, the problem is that you let them, Leonor.

00:21:14Man, I don't have anything better to do either.

00:21:16And you?

00:21:17You're a fool, but how could you come into our house to have sex with Mauri's mother?

00:21:21Fernando, I have to talk to him.

00:21:23I need your blessing.

00:21:25When is the best time?

00:21:26Not now.

00:21:27Come on, go, he'll be back.

00:21:29Wait, wait.

00:21:29I have a little stage leaning against the kitchen window.

00:21:33I always have an escape route.

00:21:35He's like a Romeo consumed by life.

00:21:38See you later, Leonor.

00:21:40No, then no.

00:21:41Mom, where are the armchairs?

00:21:43Well, I left them there.

00:21:44Someone has taken them.

00:21:45Don't bother.

00:21:47Well, that's all the troubles, right?

00:21:54Dad, this sounds like an egg.

00:21:55The bedroom is much smaller.

00:21:57No, with the furniture it looks bigger.

00:21:58Come on, hurry up.

00:21:59The furniture, what furniture, if it doesn't fit.

00:22:02Hello.

00:22:04Iginio?

00:22:04Mieza.

00:22:05Yes, yes, yes, I'm going.

00:22:07Goes.

00:22:08Tie it to the bricks.

00:22:11Through the yard?

00:22:12No, to the dance.

00:22:13What do you think?

00:22:14The fucking air conditioners, you can't sunbathe here anymore.

00:22:29How ephemeral in existence.

00:22:33Well then, is that all?

00:22:35Well yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:22:36The reform is over.

00:22:38Eginio, we've done it.

00:22:39Yes, that's it.

00:22:44Of course, if everything comes in this life.

00:22:48Hey, instead of an invoice, I've made you a receipt without VAT and without anything.

00:22:54Why are we going to involve the Treasury in this?

00:22:56With the mess they have now.

00:22:58Ah, well yes.

00:22:59Well, look, I already have the check I wrote you here.

00:23:01Hey, wait a minute.

00:23:02Like 31,000 euros.

00:23:03You told me 23,500.

00:23:06Juan, we've gone over the top because of you.

00:23:08I have to charge for the delays.

00:23:10But what delays?

00:23:11If you went.

00:23:12No, man.

00:23:12You stopped my work because I didn't have a license.

00:23:15You threw me out the window.

00:23:17These little things take up my time.

00:23:19Eginio, you said it was a terrified budget.

00:23:21But when did I ever tell you that?

00:23:23What does it give us?

00:23:24So I write another check.

00:23:25I don't feel like it.

00:23:27But, little sparkle, me.

00:23:2823,500 and that's it.

00:23:31And if you don't agree, report me.

00:23:33Things aren't like that, are they, Juan?

00:23:35And don't count on me for anything again.

00:23:37No, I just wasn't planning on doing it.

00:23:39And you, what?

00:23:41Are you or what?

00:23:41Yes, yes.

00:23:43If I were all here, I can't do it anymore.

00:23:46Why do we always have to argue with our neighbors?

00:23:50This looks like the Gaza Strip.

00:23:52It's just that I'm already used to receiving aggression and turning the other cheek.

00:23:55I no longer intend to live in meekness.

00:23:57Let's see, Spartacus.

00:23:59We have a whole house, clean, painted, pretty.

00:24:02Let's enjoy life now.

00:24:06Mr. Juan, could you come down for a moment?

00:24:08We have a problem in the goal.

00:24:09Oh no!

00:24:09It doesn't go down anywhere.

00:24:11Go away!

00:24:11Out!

00:24:12Even that endorsement isn't very important, huh?

00:24:14What happens now?

00:24:15We were here chipping away at the exposed beam.

00:24:18We have found the cake.

00:24:20And since we are owners, we have taken the liberty

00:24:22to take this gentleman into charge of the community.

00:24:25Logically.

00:24:27Gentlemen, there is no doubt.

00:24:29They are termites.

00:24:30But it could be an old attack, none are seen anymore.

00:24:32Of course, they must have felt bad and left.

00:24:34If this wood has to be already past its expiration date.

00:24:37Make no mistake.

00:24:39Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they're not there.

00:24:41Termites have negative phototropism.

00:24:43They flee from the light.

00:24:44But they can be attacking the wood of any part of the building.

00:24:48What year is it?

00:24:48Me, 69, Pisces.

00:24:51I, Capricorn.

00:24:52And I, Sagittarius.

00:24:53I mean the building.

00:24:55What year was it built?

00:24:56It is by Cimonónico, from 1880.

00:24:59Look, like the turdón.

00:25:00So the whole structure is made of wood.

00:25:03It is vital to discover whether termite activity is still occurring.

00:25:05How can you know that?

00:25:07One, nuptial flights of breeding females.

00:25:09Two, direct location of workers.

00:25:10Three, appearance of earthy galleries.

00:25:12Four, detection of wood and/or furniture eaten away.

00:25:14But the only way to check if they have affected the structure

00:25:18It is by locating aerial termitaries above the subsoil level.

00:25:23Zipot.

00:25:23And how is that done?

00:25:27Listening.

00:25:29But please, with discretion.

00:25:31Let's not cause alarm among the neighborhood.

00:25:34This guy sounds like an ad to me.

00:25:37José María, what's wrong?

00:25:38It's getting worse.

00:25:39What ad?

00:25:41Dude, don't let the ladies see this device, they'll take it away from you, okay?

00:25:44What are you doing, gossips?

00:25:49Hello, Bea.

00:25:51He is a technician from the city council.

00:25:52He is checking if the air conditioning unit of the ladies' room on the first floor

00:25:55complies with municipal regulations on low-frequency vibrations.

00:26:00What?

00:26:01The town hall.

00:26:02Come on, enough of asking.

00:26:03Rental cars on the road, please.

00:26:05But hey, you'll be an idiot.

00:26:07And let's see if we go down by elevator.

00:26:09That scrubs better than stairs.

00:26:11We will go down wherever we want.

00:26:12It's dripping...

00:26:13But don't treat her like that.

00:26:15Let's see if he's going to catch me.

00:26:17Emilio, since you became the owner, I notice you are more rude.

00:26:20Yes, Mr. Juan, I have a lot of accumulated resentment.

00:26:22Shh!

00:26:23I hear them.

00:26:28They are eating.

00:26:30Let's see, maybe they are the ladies.

00:26:32What a noise it makes.

00:26:34So now they are eating the wood.

00:26:36Mistake!

00:26:36Termites feed on the cellulose contained in wood and its derivatives that they synthesize.

00:26:40thanks to the action of protozoa, a digestive system with which they live in symbiosis.

00:26:42But you haven't studied those things.

00:26:45What does that matter now?

00:26:46Yes, you can hear them.

00:26:47They are getting closed.

00:26:49How can you hear them through a partition?

00:26:51How many are there?

00:26:52Termites live in colonies of up to three million individuals.

00:26:55I'm not going to lie to you.

00:26:56They may be devouring the insides of your building right now.

00:27:00Mr. Juan, what new thing have I just learned as a homeowner?

00:27:03This is a very big stick.

00:27:04Well, imagine for me, I just finished the renovation.

00:27:07What if we go high?

00:27:09Shall we take some anthills and stick our tongues into the nooks and crannies?

00:27:13Yes, Maria Coño, think a little.

00:27:14That's three million termites.

00:27:16He won't be that hungry.

00:27:17Well, those who blow on you, take them in a toupee.

00:27:21This is not a joke!

00:27:23Gentlemen, I recommend that you call the neighbors

00:27:26as soon as possible.

00:27:26No, no, no. We'll work this out between us.

00:27:29I don't want panic to spread.

00:27:31The complete termite treatment costs four thousand euros per month.

00:27:35Panic spread, Mr. John.

00:27:37I'm going to call a meeting right now.

00:27:41My goodness, I'm turning you on.

00:27:43This is a disgrace.

00:27:49The president is having dinner in the middle of a meeting.

00:27:51Well, the deputies fall asleep in Congress.

00:27:54and nobody tells them anything.

00:27:56Juan, you call the meetings at certain times.

00:27:58If you had told me before, there were some croquettes.

00:28:01I have chorizo, pardilleros.

00:28:03I'm bringing the barbecue.

00:28:04Look, this isn't a country party.

00:28:07This is an urgent meeting due to a very serious problem we have.

00:28:10An aside.

00:28:10They've disappeared me from the meter room.

00:28:12two tangerine-colored armchairs.

00:28:14Does anyone know anything?

00:28:14And why do you put them there if that's not a storage room?

00:28:17Yes, I insist.

00:28:19Does anyone know anything?

00:28:19They cost me 700 euros each.

00:28:22Well, you've screwed up.

00:28:22Now it really won't show up for you at all.

00:28:26But anyway, how did you come up with the idea of setting up the meeting in my house?

00:28:29I have not given permission.

00:28:30Ah, well, let's see it rented.

00:28:32There are three million empty homes in Spain.

00:28:35You are contributing to rising rents.

00:28:38Speculator!

00:28:39Why do we come?

00:28:40If everyone envies us.

00:28:41And you get up from my massage chair.

00:28:43Ah, he gives massages.

00:28:44Let's see, well then.

00:28:45But anyway, what's the problem, please?

00:28:48Emilio, you tell it.

00:28:49I'm having dinner.

00:28:51Let's see.

00:28:52We have new tenants in the building.

00:28:55Three million, specifically.

00:28:58The expert in the field will explain it here.

00:29:00Sirs.

00:29:02Your property is serving as support for a colony

00:29:05of reticulitermes lucifugus.

00:29:08Hey, excuse me?

00:29:09More foreigners here?

00:29:11No.

00:29:12In other words,

00:29:14that are being attacked by termites.

00:29:18The termite mound is usually located underground,

00:29:20more than 40 meters from the place where its signals are detected.

00:29:22They access the wood of the houses from the inside,

00:29:25passing through walls and walls,

00:29:26forming tunnels made of sand

00:29:27and excrement cemented by saliva.

00:29:29Community behavior is regulated

00:29:31for iron discipline

00:29:32coordinated by the secretion of pheromones.

00:29:35Lucky for them, they don't have to do it together.

00:29:37The building has wooden beams.

00:29:39We saw one in the goal that was quite damaged.

00:29:41And for that you need an expert?

00:29:43We bought insecticide and that's it.

00:29:47Don't be naive.

00:29:50We are talking about termites.

00:29:52The invisible army.

00:29:53A perfected destroying machine

00:29:55over 350 million years of evolution.

00:29:58They devour everything.

00:29:59Furniture, books,

00:30:00They go through anything to reach the wood.

00:30:02Concrete, if necessary.

00:30:04There have been plagues that have forced the evacuation of entire neighborhoods.

00:30:07Thousands of people have lost their homes.

00:30:09Do you really think that with your pathetic insecticides

00:30:11can they even slow down their progress?

00:30:16Okay, you've scared us all.

00:30:17And now what do we do?

00:30:18The anti-termite treatment costs 4,000 euros massive,

00:30:21which will have to be covered by the corresponding assessment

00:30:23of 500 euros per home.

00:30:25500 euros per home?

00:30:27Emilio, your first outpouring.

00:30:30How quickly you lost your ownership virginity.

00:30:33Yes, pretty, yes, yes.

00:30:34We cannot now pay a levy.

00:30:37We just bought a one bedroom apartment.

00:30:38And we are in air conditioning.

00:30:41Well, give it back, Vicenta,

00:30:42that makes a horrible noise.

00:30:43And the patio heats up.

00:30:44That's a wok.

00:30:45Well, how long does it take us to kill these bugs?

00:30:49No.

00:30:50Well, we don't intervene

00:30:53until an architect guarantees

00:30:54the integrity of the building structure.

00:30:57I'm not going to put my men in danger.

00:31:00I already did it once.

00:31:02And that was a massacre.

00:31:05Good night.

00:31:08Mr. President, I recommend taking advantage of

00:31:09and pass the technical inspection of the building,

00:31:11that we have already accumulated two fines for delays.

00:31:14But well, that's another issue.

00:31:15Correct.

00:31:16If the president had taken care of passing the IT

00:31:18when you have to pass it,

00:31:19we would have detected the problem

00:31:21from termites long before.

00:31:22And what do I know?

00:31:23Go away, Mr. Heredia.

00:31:26Go away!

00:31:26Man, if I'm leaving.

00:31:28Shitting milk.

00:31:29Hey, you're the president.

00:31:31No, not anymore.

00:31:33I resign.

00:31:34I'm going to get some yogurt.

00:31:36Look at the date.

00:31:37Great.

00:31:38With termites and without a president.

00:31:40Well, let Emilio be released,

00:31:41which is the last one to arrive.

00:31:42I, President, with this mess,

00:31:44we need a seasoned veteran here

00:31:46in thousands of crises.

00:31:48Alright.

00:31:54I assume the presidency in these difficult times.

00:31:57With the transparency that has always characterized

00:31:59to my commands,

00:32:00I will face this crisis

00:32:01trying to minimize the economic impact

00:32:04about the neighbors,

00:32:04but always guaranteeing

00:32:06the safety and future of this community of ours.

00:32:10Look, Alés, he loves it.

00:32:12The session is adjourned.

00:32:13Sorry, it's closed.

00:32:18It's closed.

00:32:19Didn't you hear me?

00:32:20Well, go open up, asshole,

00:32:21that you and I have to talk.

00:32:22No, no, we have nothing to talk about.

00:32:24Hey, get out of here.

00:32:24Get out of here.

00:32:25Get out of here.

00:32:30Careful, careful, they'll catch my fingers, okay?

00:32:31Don't be jumping kicks.

00:32:33Okay, calm down, calm down.

00:32:35Calm down, I'm leaving now.

00:32:39I'll catch you.

00:32:40Clear.

00:32:41If it's closed, it's closed.

00:32:43And more for you.

00:32:48Thomas, you fucking snitch.

00:32:49Hey, they are organized.

00:32:51Hey, you have work for tomorrow.

00:32:52What's happening?

00:32:53What's happening?

00:32:53Do you want war?

00:32:54Do you want war?

00:32:55Suck it, suck it, you're not going to poke my eye out with the stick, are you?

00:33:00But what are you doing?

00:33:02But what are you doing?

00:33:02Be careful, it will sound like drawing.

00:33:04Paco!

00:33:08I swear he started it.

00:33:09I was here so peacefully, making money.

00:33:11But hey, they call this a love triangle.

00:33:14Belén, I had to do something.

00:33:15This language gentleman is a traitor.

00:33:17Hey, sorry.

00:33:18Excuse me, but who is more of a traitor?

00:33:19The traitor who betrays, betrays.

00:33:21The traitor who betrays, the one who has betrayed him.

00:33:24Listen, I want to talk to you.

00:33:26It's all my fault.

00:33:28Well yes, that is quite clear.

00:33:30Hey, be careful how you talk to my wife, okay?

00:33:31That keeps bothering you.

00:33:32Will you shut up?

00:33:35Look, I'm going to be very honest with you.

00:33:38I'm in a mess.

00:33:40Well, as always.

00:33:41It's that I love you both.

00:33:43Ah, no, well, I don't do threesomes, okay?

00:33:44Come on, let her talk.

00:33:46Each of you has good things and many other bad things.

00:33:50So I need some time to think and see the bad ones.

00:33:55How bad they are and how good they are, if they are good enough.

00:33:58And then, well, I decided.

00:34:00But let's see.

00:34:01What do you think?

00:34:02Are we both going to be waiting like two idiots for you to choose?

00:34:05As if we were flavored yogurts?

00:34:07I do.

00:34:08Well, me too.

00:34:09But we'll have to be a little dignified, right?

00:34:11Let's see, I promise I'll give you an answer tomorrow.

00:34:14Okay?

00:34:14Come on, it's time for a day of reflection.

00:34:19Damn, this is so awkward!

00:34:27Well, what?

00:34:28Would you buy me a beer?

00:34:29The balls?

00:34:31I really don't know what he could have seen in you, huh?

00:34:33What a nasty guy.

00:34:35The problem with this sofa is that, besides being ugly, it's uncomfortable.

00:34:43Do you have to sink your ass?

00:34:44No, not me.

00:34:46Guys, do you mind finishing the movie in the bedroom?

00:34:49It's just that I'm a little tired.

00:34:51Yeah.

00:34:52It's been a tough day, hasn't it?

00:34:53Lots of activity.

00:34:55No, I haven't moved from home.

00:34:57No, I haven't needed it.

00:34:59Fernando, what's wrong with my mother?

00:35:00Nothing, I see it fine.

00:35:02There's no need to stay logged in here.

00:35:03I gave him the all clear, huh?

00:35:04Mom, are you okay?

00:35:06Hey?

00:35:07No, no, but I just cried in the bathroom.

00:35:10because I dropped the toothpaste.

00:35:13It's okay, okay?

00:35:14Don't worry, there's no hurry.

00:35:16Be as long as you have to be.

00:35:17Mom, mom.

00:35:18Good night.

00:35:19Good night.

00:35:30Leuro, it's me.

00:35:32But you're crazy, wait a bit.

00:35:34I was just falling asleep.

00:35:36Look, Mariano, we're burning through caps very quickly.

00:35:39Why don't we meet tomorrow and rent a little boat on the lake?

00:35:43There's no time, Leonor.

00:35:44In the race of love, we already have to run red lights.

00:35:48Yes, but my son is in there.

00:35:51Tell me to go and I'll go.

00:35:53Go away.

00:35:54Your lips tell me to go away, but your eyes scream.

00:35:57Possess me.

00:35:58Who do I listen to?

00:35:59Alright.

00:36:00I don't like to argue.

00:36:01Ah, stay.

00:36:02Come on.

00:36:02I didn't know, if I knew at all.

00:36:07What the hell are you doing here?

00:36:08Relax, I know what I'm doing, okay?

00:36:10I've always been a better lover than a husband.

00:36:12Let's see, let's see.

00:36:12Why don't you go home if it's empty?

00:36:14It's just that I had fun.

00:36:15It reminds me of boarding school.

00:36:16Come on, take the movie off the DVD and bring it with you.

00:36:20Go.

00:36:21I was just apologizing to your mom for being so rude earlier.

00:36:24Oh, okay, okay.

00:36:27Excuse me.

00:36:28Bye bye.

00:36:29Okay, off to bed.

00:36:30Bye bye.

00:36:34Come on.

00:36:37Just a little while longer and you're leaving, okay?

00:36:39Be careful that it doesn't come out, okay?

00:36:41Go away.

00:36:41Pussy.

00:36:45How the hell is this you?

00:36:47I'm going to finish.

00:36:50The truth is that, damage aside, termites are fascinating.

00:36:54The termite mound feeds by trophallaxis.

00:36:57They transport food in the stomach

00:36:59and transmit it from one individual to another through the anal canal.

00:37:03Oh, how disgusting, please!

00:37:07Hey, don't you notice the smaller bedroom?

00:37:10Yeah.

00:37:11It's the color of the walls we chose, what?

00:37:14No, no, I mean physically.

00:37:16I swear there used to be more room between the bed and the closet.

00:37:21And the window is very close to the wall, right?

00:37:23And here too, but of course, in both.

00:37:26Well, the truth is that I had never noticed.

00:37:28I think they are in their place.

00:37:30And don't take me too seriously, but I think there was a plug there before.

00:37:35Isabel, there has never been a plug there.

00:37:36Are you okay, honey?

00:37:37Yes, I have charged my phone there once.

00:37:41I put it up here.

00:37:43Listen, it's normal for you to feel disoriented and confused.

00:37:46I also feel like there's a void inside.

00:37:48It's the reform depression.

00:37:50An urban pathology of our time.

00:37:51Boy, I don't know?

00:37:58I find a smaller room.

00:37:59Oh, how nice.

00:38:07This is what we're left with now, right?

00:38:08What a change has taken place.

00:38:10Yes, there's nothing like taking space away from your neighbor to gain space.

00:38:14Oh, you have to take the rubble to the trash for me.

00:38:16Well, wait a few days.

00:38:18Let's pretend a little.

00:38:20Oh look, we've also won a connection.

00:38:22Here.

00:38:23Here.

00:38:23Ah, well, you can plug in whatever you want.

00:38:27That the costs pay.

00:38:28Fuck you.

00:38:29No, Iginio, no.

00:38:30This already seems wrong to me.

00:38:31You are not a good neighbor.

00:38:33That is, we can take away meters, but not watts.

00:38:37Tomorrow I'll put an extension cord there and plug in the refrigerator and the washing machine,

00:38:41which is what spends the most.

00:38:43They owe me a kilo.

00:38:44This pays for our electricity for two years.

00:38:49Oh.

00:38:53Good morning.

00:38:56Mom, come on, get up.

00:38:58You can't stay in bed.

00:38:59We must fight depression.

00:39:01You have to do things.

00:39:02Look, now we'll have breakfast and go to the town hall to sign up for that internet course for seniors.

00:39:07It's not that you're older, that's what it's called.

00:39:09You'll see how chatting will help you meet someone wonderful.

00:39:12The last thing you have to lose is...

00:39:16Mavi, are you taking a shower or should I?

00:39:20I shower myself.

00:39:23This is a joke.

00:39:27So, we just finished the renovation and they have to chip away at the walls again.

00:39:30Well, that's what the mayor does with the streets.

00:39:33First you open them for gas, then for water, then for the subway, and then you open them just to open them.

00:39:37Do you know why?

00:39:38Why would there be traffic jams if we didn't spend money on gas?

00:39:41Shitty little capital.

00:39:42I mean, Miguel, how can you be so young and have such a pessimistic outlook on life?

00:39:46It's that I'm super gifted.

00:39:47Let's see, the architect has to make maps of each home to check the condition of the beams in case any point of the structure needs to be reinforced.

00:39:54Hey, Juan, if you'd like to go on vacation to Cuba to meet my family.

00:39:58Yeah, I'd love to go, but there are a lot of expenses now, right?

00:40:02No, no, no. If I'm not saying this so you'll come, I'm saying it so you'll stay with the girl for a month.

00:40:06That?

00:40:07No, no, no, no, no.

00:40:08Dad, we already have the tickets.

00:40:10Juan, we deserve a vacation. We've had a very tough few months.

00:40:13And what about me? Not me?

00:40:16Juan, look at this photo of Josemi's first communion.

00:40:21But why were you with me? What have I done to you?

00:40:23What's up? It's Paloma and I, dressed like the consortium members.

00:40:26Here? Huh? There's an outlet, isn't there?

00:40:30Well then.

00:40:34What happens now?

00:40:36I don't know, every day is different.

00:40:38These are very bad ages. You have to be patient.

00:40:43There is a plug here and there is no plug there.

00:40:52And look at the distance between the window and the wall.

00:40:56It's true?

00:40:58This is not normal.

00:41:00Juan, who has shrunk our room.

00:41:02No.

00:41:03Things don't shrink by themselves.

00:41:05But how could he possibly get into my bed and take advantage of my depressed mother?

00:41:11We haven't done anything. We're just getting to know each other.

00:41:13Mom, who slept in your bed.

00:41:15Be careful, I respected her, okay?

00:41:17We will make love only when she is ready.

00:41:20Mariano, no one is prepared to do it with you.

00:41:22Out!

00:41:23Man, at least I have breakfast first, right?

00:41:25Yes, the most important meal of the day.

00:41:27Out!

00:41:28Holy God of my life.

00:41:29But what do you do all?

00:41:30Because?

00:41:31Why is it so hot?

00:41:32In the first place there is no air flow.

00:41:34Hey, what about my clothes?

00:41:35I'll throw it to him for the cloth.

00:41:36Look, I think it's terrible that you treat such a kind and polite neighbor like that.

00:41:41I can't believe you like it, Mariano.

00:41:43If I don't like it.

00:41:45It's just that it entertains me.

00:41:46Well, I'll give you a yorse.

00:41:47Oh no, better a gentleman, you don't have to pick up his poop with a bag.

00:41:50Mom, you don't know him, I do.

00:41:52This man is very strange.

00:41:53No, it's not weird.

00:41:54He is metrosexual.

00:41:56That's what he says.

00:41:56Oh, well I don't know why you're so upset.

00:41:59Look, Fernando knew it and he thought it was a great idea.

00:42:02Oh, he hasn't shaved me.

00:42:03You and I are talking now.

00:42:05Mom, I forbid you from seeing Mariano again.

00:42:08Never ever, in your life.

00:42:09Hey, hey, hey, I'm all grown up now, okay?

00:42:12And I'll do whatever I want.

00:42:13No, sorry.

00:42:14As long as you live under this roof, you will do as you are told.

00:42:17Hey, do you realize that we already had this exact same conversation 20 years ago, but in reverse?

00:42:22Well, you were absolutely right.

00:42:23You're grounded.

00:42:24Well, I'm leaving home.

00:42:25What do you mean you're leaving home?

00:42:27Yeah.

00:42:28The only person who tells me what to do is my endocrinologist.

00:42:32Bye bye.

00:42:34The nightgown is not going away.

00:42:35Mother.

00:42:41Go ahead, okay?

00:42:41Where are you going?

00:42:42Con que polis finis.

00:42:44Moncho, give him a break.

00:42:45Hey?

00:42:46The neighbor is sneaking in on us, damn it.

00:42:47No, of course.

00:42:48Well, I already told you that it was really noticeable.

00:42:50No, but he wasn't a...

00:42:51Already.

00:42:53Honey, he's stuck.

00:42:55Oh!

00:42:56Look at it.

00:42:57They have stolen meters from us.

00:42:58That's my plug.

00:42:59Juan, it was no joke.

00:43:01That he gave me bad new balls and it didn't fit.

00:43:03May I get dressed, please?

00:43:05I'm at home.

00:43:06No, sorry.

00:43:08Now I'm in mine.

00:43:10And what have you plugged in there?

00:43:11I know.

00:43:12It must have been the assistant.

00:43:14I told you.

00:43:21Look, it's just three little things, Juan.

00:43:22If the TV cable doesn't reach.

00:43:24The mother is that I...

00:43:24No, no, no.

00:43:25Wait, don't touch.

00:43:25That she is spinning.

00:43:27John, John.

00:43:28That?

00:43:28What happened?

00:43:29This is not a meal.

00:43:30This is the wild one or this one.

00:43:32They miscalculate the furniture and instead of changing it,

00:43:34they move a partition around us.

00:43:37Well, let's go to the police station.

00:43:38They know us there.

00:43:39We don't have to queue.

00:43:41Hey, you guys owe us a million.

00:43:43and we give you two square meters.

00:43:45Well, at the price it is,

00:43:46the floor in the center...

00:43:48We are at peace.

00:43:49Well.

00:43:52Come on, come on.

00:43:58Juan, a man has entered our house.

00:44:00and he started making holes in our walls.

00:44:02Ladies, it's the architect.

00:44:03You have to check the condition of the beams.

00:44:05Damn, then let him break another house.

00:44:08That is breaking in all.

00:44:09Now, Mr. Juan, come down, the architect wants to talk to you.

00:44:13What did he say?

00:44:13How is it going?

00:44:14Mamen, for God's sake, get dressed.

00:44:17But you won't let me.

00:44:18How strong yours is.

00:44:21Look, I've been pecking at other places.

00:44:23And all the beams are the same.

00:44:25But how long had it been since they had passed the IT?

00:44:27I don't think we've ever been through it.

00:44:29Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:44:32Recently, once.

00:44:33Well, tell us, how much is it going to cost us to reinforce the structure directly?

00:44:36Look, it's just not possible.

00:44:38What do you mean it can't be done?

00:44:38No, you can't, you can't.

00:44:40In this state, the only solution would be a complete rehabilitation.

00:44:44Demolish the building, respecting the facade if possible,

00:44:46and raise it again.

00:44:49But how are we going to throw him away?

00:44:51But it is a historic building.

00:44:53This is a world heritage site, at the very least.

00:44:55Yes, and the Forbidden City in Beijing too,

00:44:57and the termites are eating it.

00:44:59Well, don't fix it and that's it.

00:45:01It's not going to fall either.

00:45:03Oh yes.

00:45:04Look, I don't know exactly when,

00:45:07but this is going to fall apart.

00:45:09I have to notify the city council and the fire department.

00:45:11to vacate the building and seal it immediately.

00:45:14But what are you saying?

00:45:15Wait, wait, wait.

00:45:16Many families live here.

00:45:17We have nowhere to go.

00:45:18I just did a renovation.

00:45:20Well, sorry.

00:45:21I'm doing my job.

00:45:22No, no, no.

00:45:23You're not going anywhere.

00:45:25But catch him!

00:45:26Man has you worse at things.

00:45:27But you've gone crazy!

00:45:28But let me go, man!

00:45:32José María, the architect!

00:45:33Come to the street!

00:45:37There you have it.

00:45:39What has he done?

00:45:39Have you stolen anything?

00:45:40Come on, we'll give you the erotic one.

00:45:42But what are you doing?

00:45:43Gain time.

00:45:44The houses of those in the Calmer neighborhood were sealed off.

00:45:47and they didn't even let them in to get the cat.

00:45:49What was it, John?

00:45:50Emilia, we have to break the news.

00:45:51Notice to neighbors.

00:45:52To everyone!

00:45:53Oh my God, my goal!

00:45:55Help me, damn it!

00:45:56How heavy!

00:45:57Emilio!

00:45:58Not here, no one lives here.

00:46:03Damn, what a huge meeting.

00:46:05This is a record audience, huh?

00:46:07Juan, what's up with the architect?

00:46:10It is said that you have kidnapped him.

00:46:11Oh yes, we heard screams upstairs.

00:46:14Yes, blows and help.

00:46:15What have they set up?

00:46:17A stair horgal?

00:46:18No, no, let's see, we have detained him preventively.

00:46:21so that it would not reach the town hall.

00:46:23Yes, and you put it in my attic.

00:46:25Why do I pay rent?

00:46:26You don't have a contract.

00:46:27Shut up!

00:46:28Let's see, let's see, we have an architect kidnapped.

00:46:31But don't worry, it's okay.

00:46:33He has overcome his nervous breakdown and is healthy.

00:46:36With a stable pulse and has started to eat.

00:46:38We are currently negotiating with him.

00:46:40so that he doesn't report us.

00:46:41But I can tell you now that it's going to be complicated.

00:46:44But hey, what did that poor man do to you?

00:46:46He went to the town hall to tell them to evict us from here.

00:46:49Juan, what's wrong?

00:46:52It seems that the termite problem

00:46:54It is more serious than it seemed.

00:46:55The architect claims that the building is no longer habitable.

00:46:59There is a serious risk of it collapsing.

00:47:04But it can be fixed, right?

00:47:06Sure, you can put in new beams or I don't know.

00:47:09No, the only solution would be to demolish the building.

00:47:12and rebuild it.

00:47:13Mr. John, misfortune pursues us and runs faster than we do.

00:47:29But what are we going to do?

00:47:31Where are we going to live?

00:47:32And where are we going to work?

00:47:33If they are our houses.

00:47:36I was born in this building.

00:47:37I always thought I would die here.

00:47:40Well, by staying until it falls.

00:47:42I recommend that you get in touch

00:47:44with your respective home insurance

00:47:46let's see what compensation they give you.

00:47:47Juan, they're going to give us shit.

00:47:49Aurillo, what do you want me to tell you?

00:47:50I'm telling the situation.

00:47:51But do something.

00:47:53Let's get a second opinion.

00:47:54Call another architect.

00:47:56There's more room in the attic, huh?

00:47:57We put in six or seven.

00:47:59Don't worry, nothing's wrong.

00:48:00I have another option.

00:48:05What is this?

00:48:06Purchase and sale contracts.

00:48:08They bear your name.

00:48:10Now then.

00:48:12And the quantity.

00:48:12I'm offering you 60 million for each home.

00:48:14A price well above market value.

00:48:17I accept.

00:48:19The goal is 20 million.

00:48:21Oh my God.

00:48:22Even as an owner I am second class.

00:48:25And why do you want to buy this?

00:48:26If it's going to fall.

00:48:28Maria Jesus.

00:48:30Please.

00:48:31Yeah.

00:48:32I feel like a fair price flight attendant.

00:48:39I present to you the Álvarez Tower.

00:48:41Eight floors and 1,600 square meters of office space for rent.

00:48:43With the most advanced technology

00:48:45at the service of the 21st-century company.

00:48:48Oh, and 130 parking spaces.

00:48:50distributed between basements.

00:48:52And here you'll need a goalkeeper, right?

00:48:54No.

00:48:55I don't feel it.

00:48:55Everything is computerized.

00:48:57Hey, aren't you giving us rented people anything?

00:48:59Hey, he's a businessman.

00:49:00No Santa Claus.

00:49:01You had all this planned.

00:49:04It was you who brought us the termites.

00:49:06Sure, I have a breeding ground in my backyard.

00:49:08But please.

00:49:09I've also grown fond of this building.

00:49:11But it falls.

00:49:12It's a fact.

00:49:13Things get old.

00:49:14Just tell that to Concha.

00:49:16Well.

00:49:17As things stand,

00:49:19It is a more than reasonable offer.

00:49:22We are going to sign.

00:49:23Me too.

00:49:25But we are going to separate after so long.

00:49:28Oh, Vicenta, let's be clear once and for all.

00:49:31We've never gotten along here.

00:49:33That's true.

00:49:34We've done it all, haven't we?

00:49:36Coexistence has been a disaster.

00:49:38We also signed.

00:49:39I didn't say that.

00:49:40I was just thinking.

00:49:42But, Mauri, what do we do?

00:49:43Yes, I'm going to sign too.

00:49:45But, Mauri, you'll see what I lent you, right?

00:49:46Yes, mom, yes.

00:49:48Another move.

00:49:49The mother who gave birth to me.

00:49:51Honey, the apartment is too small for us.

00:49:53No, it hasn't become too small.

00:49:54More people came than expected.

00:49:56That is different.

00:49:58Yes it's true.

00:49:58Fuck it.

00:49:59It's the best.

00:50:00Sign, take the money, and go your separate ways.

00:50:03No, well, I'm not staying here alone.

00:50:05The building is falling down and who do I discuss it with?

00:50:14Well, then, we're going to pick up our things.

00:50:17Yes, that this could fall with Ezequiel inside,

00:50:20As a mother, I am a little worried.

00:50:22Just a little thing.

00:50:23Someone will end up missing the architect.

00:50:25You will have a family.

00:50:27I say we'll have to let him go, right?

00:50:28Or not, as in the pyramids,

00:50:30Those who designed them were buried inside with the pharaoh of the day.

00:50:36Marisa, please.

00:50:38Man, I was already expecting to make the move.

00:50:40Let him denounce us when we are no longer here.

00:50:43Good.

00:50:43This was the last owners' meeting at Desengaño 21.

00:50:48Good luck to everyone.

00:50:49Seriously, for once life is good to me, it soon takes it away from me.

00:51:12Dude, don't complain, they're going to give you 20 kilos.

00:51:14But dad, what do I buy with that?

00:51:16I'm unemployed, I'm a goalkeeper, a kind of extinction now.

00:51:20That's what I was going to ask you.

00:51:21What are you going to do with your life?

00:51:23Where are you going?

00:51:24Yeah.

00:51:24I'm going to tell you.

00:51:26I won't start with the same stone twice.

00:51:28I'm telling you this because I'm going with Leonor.

00:51:30What Leonor?

00:51:31Mauri's mother.

00:51:32We are going to live in Marbella.

00:51:34He has an apartment with a view of the judoados.

00:51:36You won't get bored there.

00:51:38So you're making fun of me?

00:51:39I swear we have an affair.

00:51:41We spent the night together.

00:51:43Yes, but there has been no sex, eh?

00:51:45But have you fallen in love with my father?

00:51:47Well, he keeps me company, he knows how to program the video.

00:51:50What ironies life has.

00:51:52Look, thanks to your fake wedding, I've found my true love.

00:51:57Well, but from what I see, Mauri doesn't know anything because he's still alive.

00:52:00Mauri knows this and is in the process of accepting it.

00:52:03There's no hurry.

00:52:05Look, speaking of Mauri.

00:52:07And the guilt complex sets in.

00:52:09It's rich.

00:52:12What do you want?

00:52:13Mom, sorry, it's just that he wasn't in good shape before.

00:52:17Look, life is very short.

00:52:19If that man makes you happy,

00:52:20something that I will not be able to understand in my next days of reincarnations,

00:52:23go ahead, I'll support you.

00:52:25Thank you, son.

00:52:26Another thing, our house is collapsing.

00:52:30Then I imagine you won't mind.

00:52:32welcome us into your home until we find something.

00:52:34As we have welcomed you,

00:52:36because the generosity of a mother

00:52:37It is only comparable to that of a son.

00:52:39Yes, you can stay home as long as you want.

00:52:42I'm going to Barbella to live with Mariano.

00:52:44Okay, then make me a copy.

00:52:46That?

00:52:46I'll tell you.

00:52:47Bye.

00:52:48Bye.

00:52:48Did he say no to you?

00:52:53No, he said yes.

00:52:55That we have the house to ourselves.

00:52:57She is going to live in Barbella with Mariano.

00:53:00Ah, great.

00:53:01Yeah.

00:53:01Go, go, go, go, there you go, there you go.

00:53:09Hotel Bahía, Avenidor Beach.

00:53:11Espira, you have to think about the best.

00:53:13The 28th floor suite with pool,

00:53:16if we keep it for a year,

00:53:18what do they leave us with?

00:53:20Fuck.

00:53:21How much?

00:53:22Hey, a more modest one, like on the first floor,

00:53:25even if it doesn't have a sea view.

00:53:26With extra bed?

00:53:29No, no, it's not a boy.

00:53:31He's an adult, an adult.

00:53:33Well, take note.

00:53:34Marisa Benito, let's go there, okay?

00:53:37Marisa, the 60 million for the apartment are mine.

00:53:39Maybe I don't want to spend them on a hotel.

00:53:41Man, if it costs us 5 million a year,

00:53:44we can live like queens for 12 years.

00:53:47What if we lived longer?

00:53:48So we have to decide

00:53:50in what order we prostitute ourselves.

00:53:52Vicenta, you see nothing but problems.

00:53:54Girl, let's spend the money,

00:53:55if you don't have anyone to leave it with, damn it.

00:53:58They will allow pets, right?

00:54:00Sure, if they allow children, they allow pets.

00:54:02Hey, will they let us put three peepholes in the room?

00:54:05Of course, the good thing about living in a hotel

00:54:08is that we don't have neighborhood associations.

00:54:10We're going to get bored, you'll see.

00:54:15It seems unbelievable that we are going to leave here.

00:54:17With the amount of happy moments

00:54:19that we have lived in this house.

00:54:21So many family meals, so many together.

00:54:24You don't grow, you don't grow,

00:54:26But you've gained weight lately, huh?

00:54:28Thank goodness you're going to eat healthy from now on.

00:54:30Yes, yes, yes, I'm very happy.

00:54:32Of course, he shrugged.

00:54:34Okay, okay, okay.

00:54:39Juan, I spent 4 kilos on the renovation.

00:54:42and now we have to go live...

00:54:44with your sister.

00:54:45Honey, it's temporary.

00:54:47Just until we find another home.

00:54:49Yeah, but I don't like the plan,

00:54:51I don't like it at all.

00:54:56Herbs, I know we've never gotten along.

00:55:00We are very different women,

00:55:02but my brother loves you,

00:55:03he will know why.

00:55:04And I open the doors of my house to you

00:55:06with all my love.

00:55:07Oh, Nieves, thank you so much, really.

00:55:11You are the best...

00:55:14Yes, pipes and strange things, no, eh?

00:55:18We are going to the airport.

00:55:20And my law is asleep.

00:55:23Well, not anymore, but come on, it's okay, right?

00:55:25If you want something from Cuba, you know.

00:55:27Well, Juan, thank you so much for everything, really.

00:55:29Ah, man, we grandpas are here, huh?

00:55:31Oh, I'm taking this for the trip.

00:55:36Don't worry, a month goes by very quickly.

00:55:42Hey, what is this?

00:55:43Careful, it's a pigeon.

00:55:46Nieves, please.

00:55:48But...

00:55:49Juan, I told you that this can't happen here.

00:55:52José Miguel, bring me the dustpan, come on.

00:55:54Oh my God, how disrespectful and everything.

00:55:56It was an accident.

00:55:57Oh, because she's my mother.

00:55:59Juan, I have nothing against Paloma.

00:56:02And less so like this.

00:56:04But you can't bring this to my house.

00:56:06If we don't know what to do with the ashes.

00:56:09Hey, I've had a very romantic idea.

00:56:12Which?

00:56:14Well, I think that's all there is to it.

00:56:19Are you sure you'll be okay on your own?

00:56:22Yes, heavy.

00:56:23Come on, go away.

00:56:24No, I'm not going to cry.

00:56:26Well, but I do.

00:56:28I think so too.

00:56:29But you have to put up with it, me too.

00:56:34So now I'm going to miss you a lot less.

00:56:36And your eyes?

00:56:41Hey, girl, you have to give us back our deposit.

00:56:44No, you broke my washing machine.

00:56:46But that wasn't our fault.

00:56:47Yeah.

00:56:49Well, whatever, we're not going to argue about something silly now, are we?

00:56:52It's true, we love each other very much.

00:56:55Yeah.

00:57:00Hey, why don't you come with us?

00:57:03Yes, aunt, if we have three rooms we'll give you a price, okay?

00:57:06No.

00:57:06No, thanks, but no.

00:57:10I feel like I'm starting a new stage in my life where I have to be alone.

00:57:14To mature and grow as a human person.

00:57:18But, Belén, you don't know how to be alone.

00:57:22Well, but I'll have to try, right?

00:57:25Yeah.

00:57:26Let's see.

00:57:34Yeah?

00:57:37Alice?

00:57:40Hey, hey, hey!

00:57:41I said three movies each, you won't want to go to the shelves.

00:57:44Paquito, can I keep the console?

00:57:46No, no, no, you have to let go of the console, okay?

00:57:48I'm ordering these Peruvian stools.

00:57:50But don't be rats, damn it.

00:57:51What is the last meeting of the Council of Sages?

00:57:53Come on, come on, a toast.

00:57:55Wait, wait.

00:57:55If you don't mind, I'd like to say a few words.

00:57:59Yes, Dad, if you don't mind.

00:58:00You don't spoil the moment.

00:58:02Well, nothing.

00:58:03By the Council of Wise Men.

00:58:12Hey, dude, if you don't have anywhere to stay, you can come to my aunt Gachoni's house.

00:58:16Damn, there's plenty of room.

00:58:18Thanks, but for now I'm going with this snow house.

00:58:21It's a step backward, but it's cheap.

00:58:23Why don't they let me?

00:58:24If not, I would go with you.

00:58:25Hey, I'm a little sad.

00:58:28Come on, man, if nothing's wrong.

00:58:30Hey, now I have to break away from you guys.

00:58:33That's a lot of things, right?

00:58:34But, José María, we are going to continue seeing each other.

00:58:36Yeah I know.

00:58:37He told the same thing to the child.

00:58:39I'll be right here.

00:58:42And then he went to his planet, got married and gave the child little.

00:58:47The only thing I ask of you before we part is that you two make peace.

00:58:53Yes, that's enough for you.

00:58:54You are two founding members.

00:58:56You can't leave angry.

00:58:59Come on, Paquito, give me a hug.

00:59:01No.

00:59:02Things are not that easy.

00:59:03What do you want?

00:59:04Should we hug each other now?

00:59:05As if nothing had happened.

00:59:07Yeah.

00:59:07Come here, come here.

00:59:12Hello.

00:59:13Oh, they make up and this one appears.

00:59:16They are women, they can smell it.

00:59:18Can you give us a moment alone?

00:59:20If we are going to see it from the shop window.

00:59:22Well, from the shop window.

00:59:23And how bad.

00:59:24Look, I've been thinking a lot about us, about the three of us, about you and me, and about you and me.

00:59:40And I think I've got things clear now.

00:59:44Do we hold hands like the nominees?

00:59:47I love you both so much, but I'm not going to be happy with either of you.

00:59:52Nor you with me, if I'm really doing you a favor.

00:59:58Yes, but which one do you prefer?

01:00:00With none, if I'm saying so.

01:00:02No, you haven't said anything.

01:00:04Well, alone.

01:00:05Well, no, not alone.

01:00:06I'm going with Alicia to the United States.

01:00:09But what are you saying?

01:00:10But you know how bad the food is and you're going to become as fat as a cow.

01:00:13Well, I've signed up for a gym or one of those miracle diets they have.

01:00:18But what is Alice doing there?

01:00:20He says he's making it in Hollywood.

01:00:22But it's probably a lie.

01:00:24She'll be working as a waitress on skates somewhere.

01:00:27But hey, that way he'll learn English once and for all.

01:00:33Well, nothing.

01:00:35That...

01:00:36Bye bye.

01:00:37Hey, he's leaving.

01:00:45Well, let him go.

01:00:46Fuck everything.

01:00:48Look, Paquito, they're going to give me 20 million.

01:00:50And I'm going to buy some curlers.

01:00:52Do you want to come with me to travel the world living adventures?

01:00:55In terms of theme and light?

01:00:56Yes, but more comfortable, with a kitchen and bathroom and a thrush for taking a nap.

01:01:00Made.

01:01:01Women are over forever.

01:01:04Well, we're not going to get fundamentalist either.

01:01:06Ladies, please, the wooden clothespins are ours.

01:01:12What would you know if you've never had a problem?

01:01:14Okay, a little silence, please.

01:01:18It's going to be a moment.

01:01:21Proceed, Father.

01:01:24Brothers, we are gathered here so that the ashes of our beloved Paloma

01:01:28rest forever in the peace of the Lord.

01:01:32In this courtyard so narrow and so...

01:01:35Why is it so hot here?

01:01:37It's the air conditioning of the superliners.

01:01:40Ladies, could you turn down that noise, it's a very emotional ceremony?

01:01:43It's that Valentín has bitten the remote and it doesn't work.

01:01:47We don't know how to turn it off.

01:01:49It's freezing cold and I think I have a cold.

01:01:52The sad thing is that when the building collapses, all the cold storage will be lost.

01:01:56When what falls?

01:01:57Nothing, father, you continue.

01:01:59Yes, we do have a termite problem.

01:02:01We have been told that we have to evacuate the building.

01:02:04Ah, well, let's get it quick then, okay?

01:02:06But don't be afraid, father.

01:02:08Don't you see that he is a priest?

01:02:09Of course, father, when you die you will go to heaven in business.

01:02:11Yes, but I'm in no hurry to get the ticket.

01:02:14Juan, whenever you want, pour out your dead.

01:02:18Goodbye, dove.

01:02:20May his immortal soul find the peace he could not find anywhere in life.

01:02:24Amen.

01:02:25Amen.

01:02:25You may go in peace.

01:02:28The poor thing.

01:02:29Well, neighbors, this has been the last broadcast of Radiopatio.

01:02:34Thank you all so much for tuning in with us for so many years.

01:02:40This is how things have been and this is how we have told them to you.

01:02:44What good acoustics it has.

01:02:46They don't make patios like that anymore.

01:02:48Ah, one more thing.

01:02:49Let's see if we can coordinate our respective moves to make them as orderly as possible.

01:02:54My goodness, this is a real exit operation.

01:03:02Look, it's a rush, this is heavy.

01:03:04And this too.

01:03:05Fernando!

01:03:06Oh, get down, get down, get down, my back is breaking.

01:03:09I need to get out of here, Dad, it's making me claustrophobic.

01:03:12You'll see how this falls.

01:03:14What a stupid evil to die here, huh?

01:03:16Emilio, are you going to let us leave the house now or what's going on?

01:03:20Please, just a moment, give way, there's a traffic jam on the stairs.

01:03:24If the bed doesn't fit through the gap, it won't turn.

01:03:26What do you mean there isn't one?

01:03:27If that's what it is, it has to be lowered to the street through the balcony with a pulley.

01:03:31Yeah, man, the building is in a state where you could hang things on it.

01:03:34Hey, let's see, watch out for the chips, okay?

01:03:35And what more of that now?

01:03:36Come on, get on the bed somehow, damn it.

01:03:38If it works, it's the elevator.

01:03:40If it works, it's because he's busy.

01:03:42Dad, what's up with the elevator?

01:03:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:03:47The shadow, my furniture doesn't fall here.

01:03:51It's Belén's sofa, which has gotten stuck.

01:03:55But let's see, if it has entered, it has to come out to physics.

01:03:59It doesn't matter, we skip the couch, we leave it there.

01:04:01Hey, what am I giving you?

01:04:03If it is ugly.

01:04:04Belén, the elevator cannot be used as a freight elevator.

01:04:08The statutes say it very clearly.

01:04:10Juan, I'll tell you where I'm going to go with your statutes at this point.

01:04:13They're not mine, they're Don Bartolomé's, Méndez's, you do it.

01:04:16And you just received the final warning from this community of neighbors.

01:04:20Okay, let it be recorded.

01:04:23Mr. Juan, we should have gotten the owner's license by points.

01:04:26And whoever lost them all would get a refresher course, scrubbing landings.

01:04:30Hey, I'd let the architect go, huh?

01:04:32He has 14 missed calls from his wife.

01:04:35I didn't take it in case the police triangulated our position.

01:04:40Yes, yes, of course, someone let him go.

01:04:41Me, me, I have to get my things out of the attic.

01:04:43You'll see that in the end we never get out of here.

01:04:53Emilio, leave it, if it's no longer necessary.

01:04:55Well, Mr. Juan, but I'll leave it clean, if it doesn't cost me anything.

01:04:58This looks like the exodus of the Hebrews after the seven plagues of Egypt.

01:05:01Well, let's hope the moving trucks come before the garbage trucks.

01:05:05So that there are no mistakes.

01:05:07If the trucks don't fit at the same time, they have to go through one at a time.

01:05:10Moncho, where are you with the van?

01:05:12Wow, we're spending the night here tonight.

01:05:15Mr. Juan, shall we order some pizzas? The last one is overdue.

01:05:18No, José María, and don't put any pelatina on it, that's not ours.

01:05:21Yes, this is very nice for your home.

01:05:24Leave him.

01:05:25Does it sneak in?

01:05:25Yes, yeah.

01:05:26Oh, what a beating, for God's sake, I'm dead.

01:05:31Hey, those are my seats.

01:05:33Very good, Vicenta, very sharp.

01:05:36I knew it, I just knew it, get up.

01:05:37Hey, you abandoned them in a common area.

01:05:40That was my mother.

01:05:41Why do they want our seats and go to a hotel?

01:05:43They're going down to the beach, damn it.

01:05:45How are they going to get to the beach with my 700 euro seats?

01:05:48You three are crazy.

01:05:49That's right, three lunatics and two seats, but one is missing...

01:05:53Hello, I have the checks.

01:05:55Should I pay you here or should we go up to a floor?

01:05:57No, no, no, here, here, stop messing around.

01:05:59Well.

01:06:03Let's see, Juan Cuesta, Viginio Heredia, Belén López, Mauricio Hidalgo and Fernando Navarro,

01:06:12Vicenta Bonito...

01:06:13Belito!

01:06:15And Emilio Delgado.

01:06:18Belén and I can be paid in cash, it's because we have problems with the law, it's supposed

01:06:22that we are insolvent.

01:06:23Well, come by the office and see what we can do.

01:06:25Hey, you deducted what I paid on the mortgage from the girl, right?

01:06:29Yes, yes, yes.

01:06:29Well, congratulations to everyone.

01:06:31You have made a good deal.

01:06:32Me too, of course.

01:06:33I'll invite you to the opening of the offices.

01:06:36There will be canapés and some famous people.

01:06:38Rafael, I believe that municipal regulations do not allow building more than four stories high here,

01:06:42Hey?

01:06:43For now, Juan, for now.

01:06:46Well, kisses to everyone, eh?

01:06:48Call me and come to the pool whenever you want, okay?

01:06:51Bye, huh, Mom?

01:06:52Hey, I'm going to see you, don't play the victim, come on.

01:06:55The torrija has been well prepared.

01:06:58Well, it's time for goodbyes, right?

01:07:01Oh no, no more goodbyes.

01:07:02How horrible, please.

01:07:04What a pity.

01:07:05With all the things we've experienced here.

01:07:07Oh, please, let's spare ourselves these kinds of comments.

01:07:11It makes us all very sad.

01:07:14Yes, but there's no need to be afraid.

01:07:17Life is change, it is adventure, it is not knowing what will happen to you tomorrow.

01:07:22Clear.

01:07:24That's why you've been here for three years.

01:07:26What if all this is a lie?

01:07:28The fact that?

01:07:28All.

01:07:30That the building is going to collapse.

01:07:31I don't know about you, but I'm very fond of this house.

01:07:34I don't see any signs of it falling.

01:07:35Me neither, really.

01:07:37Mauri, we saw some beams and they didn't look good.

01:07:40But what do you want them to look like when they're 120?

01:07:42Has anyone seen any termites?

01:07:44There aren't supposed to be three million.

01:07:46Apparently they are negative photovoltaic and they avoid light.

01:07:49The expert said it.

01:07:50And who's to say that this expert hasn't paid Rafael?

01:07:53And to the architect and to everyone.

01:07:54Mauri, relax, you love conspiracy theories.

01:07:57No, no, no, no, maybe.

01:07:58This building has been our life, all of ours.

01:08:01And we're giving it up without a fight.

01:08:03Not without a fight, no, Juan, they gave us 60 million per house.

01:08:06And do you know what Rafael is going to earn with those offices?

01:08:09Ten times more?

01:08:10I'm with Mauri.

01:08:11There's nothing wrong with this building.

01:08:13What are you betting on?

01:08:14The gay is right.

01:08:15We must fight.

01:08:16Oh, the Virgin.

01:08:18I don't care if we've been deceived.

01:08:20I'm not going back up with the furniture.

01:08:21Good afternoon.

01:08:22Please clear the sidewalk and driveway of furniture.

01:08:25We have to seal off the building.

01:08:26And how many of you have paid?

01:08:28Who?

01:08:29What does it say?

01:08:30This is my house.

01:08:31I'm not going to go down without a fight.

01:08:32Mauri, Mauri, no.

01:08:33Please don't go in there, it's dangerous.

01:08:34No, wait, Mauri.

01:08:36I'm staying too.

01:08:36Me too.

01:08:37Let it go, let it go, it's going to work for you.

01:08:38Let's go inside, damn it, like occupying.

01:08:41Yes, sir, with two balls.

01:08:43Take it away, I'm done with the pattern.

01:08:44It's the chanquete boat.

01:08:46Let me through, damn it.

01:08:48Get out of the way, get out of the way.

01:08:50Why all together again?

01:08:52But...

01:08:53Let go, joint!

01:08:54Juan!

01:08:55This is not the Titanic.

01:08:57That the president does not have to die with the building.

01:09:00I think my father read Don Quixote and was left deeply moved.

01:09:04Well, okay, very well.

01:09:06But why do we always have to make a fuss?

01:09:09Sorry, sir, sorry.

01:09:10They will not move us from this house of ours.

01:09:18They will not move us from this house of ours because this house is our whole life.

01:09:26They will not move us.

01:09:29Please get down from there.

01:09:30The structure is badly damaged.

01:09:32They are risking their lives.

01:09:33Nothing's wrong with this house.

01:09:35That bastard with the tie fooled us.

01:09:38You see?

01:09:39If it makes you older, why do you wear it?

01:09:41Juan, I swear to you by my children that I have done nothing.

01:09:43I just took advantage of the situation.

01:09:45Give us back our homes.

01:09:47No shame!

01:09:48Look!

01:09:49Look how damaged the structure is!

01:09:51Come on, come on, you fool!

01:09:52They will not move us from this house of ours.

01:09:55Okay, if you want, sing.

01:09:57But please don't jump.

01:09:59This house is our whole life.

01:10:03They will not move us.

01:10:07We are going to open an investigation.

01:10:08That, and we will resort to ordinary justice if necessary.

01:10:12They will not move us from this house of ours.

01:10:20But what are you doing?

01:10:22To return a movie.

01:10:23What do you think?

01:10:24Oh, what a punch, silly.

01:10:28Emilio.

01:10:29Are you okay, Emilio?

01:10:30Oh, of course it was coming!

01:10:35What's true about termites?

01:10:37Let's see, let's see, carefully.

01:10:38We're leaving one by one, okay?

01:10:40Tread where I tread.

01:10:41Yeah.

01:10:42Stick to the walls, okay?

01:10:43Safer.

01:10:44I saw it in an earthquake documentary.

01:10:46Yes, yes.

01:10:47Let's go, there's no one living here anymore.

01:10:58Hey, what if we burn down the building so the fucking termites can burn,

01:11:03we're not going to leave him there eating it.

01:11:05Emilio, it doesn't matter.

01:11:06There is no need to look back.

01:11:07We must live on hope, not on memory.

01:11:09Yes, Julio Iglesias already said it.

01:11:12Life goes on as usual.

01:11:15I'm a fool, I'm a gentleman.

01:11:19And no, I think you're mixing them up.

01:11:21Mauri, I'm going to pick up your mother, we have many kilometers to Marbella.

01:11:26Oh, and you're even going by car.

01:11:27Yes, but don't worry.

01:11:28Since my driver's license hasn't been renewed, I'm being very careful.

01:11:31Well, take care of her for me, okay, Mariano?

01:11:34Call me, dad.

01:11:35Well, little by little.

01:11:37Oh, to think they're going to build offices here.

01:11:40The fucking money that ends everything.

01:11:43Look, now I even see it as pretty.

01:11:44It is a stately building.

01:11:46It's like a piece of each person's soul stays in here, right?

01:11:50Fuck, don't watch it.

01:11:52When they get sentimental.

01:11:54Marisa, are you crying?

01:11:56That's great, the thing is I'm allergic to sad moments.

01:12:00Yes, I'm going to cry.

01:12:01Okay, that's enough, right?

01:12:03Wow, Joshua, what a moment.

01:12:06Okay, but don't be sad, we're going to start a new life.

01:12:11No, not new.

01:12:12It's the same as always, but in a different place.

01:12:15That's it, you cheer up.

01:12:17We can meet once a year and do something together.

01:12:20Well, a paella in the countryside or...

01:12:22That's what people say all the time, and then no one ever sees anyone again.

01:12:25Come on, a souvenir photo.

01:12:26Yes, come on.

01:12:27Come on.

01:12:31He's expected, darling, otherwise you won't come out.

01:12:33Ah.

01:12:35Hey, excuse me, do you mind taking a picture of us?

01:12:36No.

01:12:40But I smiled a little, didn't I?

01:12:42Ah, yes.

01:12:42Come on, are we going for a drink or what's up?

01:12:46We don't have time, we lose the caravan.

01:12:49Belén, when are you and I going to get divorced?

01:12:52Well, when I get back, don't worry, we'll see.

01:12:54Yes, but you're looking for another lawyer, huh?

01:12:56But we either leave or we stay until the collapse.

01:12:59I'm going to miss you all so much, eh?

01:13:00And to think that we will never see each other again.

01:13:02You never know, Emilio, you never know.

01:13:05Life takes many turns.

01:13:06Life takes many turns.

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