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Reparto: Tony Leblanc, José Luis López Vázquez, Francisco Cano, Puri Villa, José Sazatornil, Antonio Ferrandis, Rafael Alonso, José Luis Coll, Antonio Ozores, Laly Soldevila, Mary Paz Pondal, Beni Deus, Ángela Rhu
Dirección: Javier Aguirre
Mientras el hombre llega a la Luna en 1969, un grupo de amigos observa en un bar la retransmisión del evento. Pepe Fernández (Tony Leblanc), uno de los clientes del bar, afirma que con algo de dinero y mucha dedicación ellos pueden hacer lo mismo que los americanos. Tras discutir el tema, deciden ponerse manos a la obra. Toman prestados los terrenos del acaudalado Don Gregorio Minglanillas (Antonio Ferrandis), al que convencen rápidamente, e instalan en ellos la base de la SANA. Raptan a Don Anselmo (José Luis López Vázquez), un viejo científico que sostiene haber sido él mismo quien enseñó a Von Braun, y con su ayuda comienzan a fabricar los planos del cohete. Tras la construcción de la nave y el duro entrenamiento del futuro astronauta, finalmente se presentan en la base espacial de la NASA en Fresnedillas, para ver si pueden hacer un puente de comunicación con su propia base en Minglanillas. Increíblemente, logran su propósito, y todo está ya preparado. Sólo falta el lanzamiento.
Dirección: Javier Aguirre
Mientras el hombre llega a la Luna en 1969, un grupo de amigos observa en un bar la retransmisión del evento. Pepe Fernández (Tony Leblanc), uno de los clientes del bar, afirma que con algo de dinero y mucha dedicación ellos pueden hacer lo mismo que los americanos. Tras discutir el tema, deciden ponerse manos a la obra. Toman prestados los terrenos del acaudalado Don Gregorio Minglanillas (Antonio Ferrandis), al que convencen rápidamente, e instalan en ellos la base de la SANA. Raptan a Don Anselmo (José Luis López Vázquez), un viejo científico que sostiene haber sido él mismo quien enseñó a Von Braun, y con su ayuda comienzan a fabricar los planos del cohete. Tras la construcción de la nave y el duro entrenamiento del futuro astronauta, finalmente se presentan en la base espacial de la NASA en Fresnedillas, para ver si pueden hacer un puente de comunicación con su propia base en Minglanillas. Increíblemente, logran su propósito, y todo está ya preparado. Sólo falta el lanzamiento.
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00:00:00Man has escaped from Earth and has managed to reach the Moon.
00:00:12In time, it will try to go further, towards the most remote galaxies in the Universe.
00:00:17even though those galaxies are billions of light-years away from our planet,
00:00:22Because progress and science will pave the way for that immense discovery.
00:00:27But before we delve into that unknown universe, we invite you to watch Tony LeBlanc...
00:00:36A VIP! A VIP has gotten into me! Get rid of the boss!
00:00:49The astronaut.
00:00:57The astronaut.
00:01:06An airplane!
00:01:14Thank you!
00:01:44Thank you!
00:02:14Thank you!
00:02:44Thank you!
00:03:14Thank you!
00:03:44Thank you!
00:04:14Thank you!
00:04:45People are working feverishly here.
00:04:47although the works have been suspended for the time being
00:04:49because it seems that certain difficulties have arisen
00:04:52But the health technicians are already working on it.
00:04:56And that's why they met with their president
00:04:58Who is this gentleman, Don Gregorio Minglanillas?
00:05:01And these are some of the technicians
00:05:04This is Matías, a fireworks artist
00:05:09This one, Saturnino, a top-notch plumber
00:05:13And this one, Faustino, a carpenter like few others.
00:05:17And this one, Vicenta, better known as La Quisquilla
00:05:21a very useful woman
00:05:23He's just as likely to paint a house as fry a couple of eggs.
00:05:26Here's Hilario
00:05:28an electrician specializing in electrical supply
00:05:32Valeriano is a milkman and a sort of helper for everything.
00:05:38and Pepe Fernández, mechanic, fitter, sheet metal worker and much more
00:05:43It is the brain of the healthy
00:05:45the promoter of this whole scheme
00:05:47and the future astronaut from Minglanillas
00:05:49that one day he will stroll across the Moon like a parrot in its own home
00:05:53How did he come up with this great idea?
00:05:57Well, it's very simple
00:05:59And after this live broadcast that Spanish Television has offered them
00:06:03via satellite, which you witnessed as Armstrong and Aldrin
00:06:07They have conquered the Moon, we end our broadcast
00:06:11Dear viewers, we bid you farewell until tomorrow.
00:06:14Good evening
00:06:15Look where we've ended up!
00:06:18It seems unbelievable.
00:06:19But there are the guys.
00:06:21Strolling around on the Moon as if they were on Alcalá Street
00:06:24These Americans are definitely the greatest guys in the world
00:06:27They're a bunch of thieves.
00:06:29Lots of cheap stuff, lots of advertising, and lots of dollars
00:06:31But from here, oranges
00:06:33We're doing much less of a fuss
00:06:35We would already have a bullring there.
00:06:38Naturally
00:06:38But since there is no enthusiasm or desire to prosper
00:06:41Well, that's it
00:06:42The problem is that nobody has made up their mind.
00:06:45But there you have Columbus
00:06:46with three wooden boats
00:06:47He brought America with him in his pocket
00:06:49And four Indians
00:06:50Well, it seems to me that what they've done
00:06:52It's a feat
00:06:54I do that by whistling
00:06:56No bluffing, Pepe
00:06:57The moon isn't just around the corner.
00:06:59That all I had to do was go to the moon
00:07:01To the Moon and to Mars
00:07:03It's all a matter of setting your mind to it.
00:07:04And if you set your mind to it
00:07:05You can go wherever you want.
00:07:06As King Bravuri already said
00:07:08in the visitor of the supercosm
00:07:09who arrived on the planet Urfus like the one who washes
00:07:12And the same thing that guy did
00:07:14Can I go?
00:07:17Yes, by helicopter.
00:07:19In a rocket, crazy
00:07:20Like the one you saw, but smaller
00:07:22But you know what that little act cost.
00:07:24More than three billion dollars
00:07:26That to the change
00:07:27Add some pesetas
00:07:29But Americans are so impulsive
00:07:31And they know how to do things
00:07:33And we
00:07:33Come on, I'm capable of doing all that for you.
00:07:36I'll do that for you.
00:07:38Eight thousand pesetas
00:07:40And for less
00:07:41Ala, ala
00:07:43And you too
00:07:44Come on, if you wanted to
00:07:45We could all build a rocket together
00:07:47Us?
00:07:49But what do you think is needed?
00:07:51Well
00:07:51The string of things
00:07:53No, look
00:07:54That can be fixed with four plywood sheets.
00:07:55A fish tank
00:07:56A little turpentine and
00:07:57Above
00:07:58Look
00:07:59You are a plumber
00:08:01Of those who are no longer left
00:08:02Instead of unclogging a pipe
00:08:04You can make a turbo-pump for propulsion
00:08:07And you
00:08:07Instead of making closets
00:08:08You can make a launch tower
00:08:10And you
00:08:12Instead of making rockets
00:08:13For the festivals
00:08:14You can transform gunpowder into proper goals
00:08:16In proper what?
00:08:18Proper goals
00:08:19What are the things that
00:08:21Push up
00:08:22Oh, but that's a piece of cake!
00:08:24Clear
00:08:24And you can transform an electric iron
00:08:28In an electronic circuit
00:08:29Or not?
00:08:31Man
00:08:31And I'll change the one in the car too.
00:08:34Or I tune a truck engine
00:08:35I can be
00:08:36Astronaut
00:08:40Me too?
00:08:41Can't you count on me?
00:08:42You're a milkman, Valeriano.
00:08:43And milk has nothing to do with the rocket
00:08:45Okay, so what?
00:08:47Can we do it or not?
00:08:50I don't think he's said anything stupid.
00:08:52Man, of course
00:08:53I'm here for a reason.
00:08:54But to do that, you have to take the plunge.
00:08:56And to have the means
00:08:57We have that
00:08:58You bring four pipes from the workshop
00:09:00This half dozen planks
00:09:02Hilario, a couple of rolls of cable
00:09:04This gunpowder and dynamite
00:09:06Me too
00:09:06I'll take the distributor off one of them
00:09:08The spark plugs for someone else
00:09:09The other one, the fan
00:09:09And little by little
00:09:11Hey?
00:09:11And the eight thousand pesetas
00:09:13I get those from Don Gregorio
00:09:15To Don Gregorio Minglanillas
00:09:17To the same
00:09:18Already
00:09:19You can't even get the breath out of him
00:09:21And also the land he owns in Barajas
00:09:23To assemble the base
00:09:25But you know what that land is worth.
00:09:28Yes sir, sixty million
00:09:29That's why we want to buy them
00:09:31Because in a year they will be worth ten times more
00:09:34Either one hundred, or one thousand
00:09:35Who knows?
00:09:36Do you have the money?
00:09:47No
00:09:47So, how are you going to buy it?
00:09:50We are going to
00:09:51Make it more expensive
00:09:53Yeah?
00:09:55Yes sir, because when the rocket does
00:09:56Boom!
00:09:57Minglanillas will be known throughout the world
00:10:00And the Americans will come to buy the land
00:10:02With dollars
00:10:03And you will be a famous man
00:10:06And they will give him so many decorations
00:10:08They won't fit on his chest
00:10:10And I'm sure they'll make him a marquis.
00:10:12O count
00:10:13The Duke
00:10:14And when I walk down the street
00:10:16People will say
00:10:17There goes the marquis
00:10:19From Minglanillas
00:10:20Smoking is prohibited, Don Gregorio.
00:10:24And who's stopping me?
00:10:26You?
00:10:26The base ordinances
00:10:27This is mine and I'll do what I want.
00:10:29Is that clear?
00:10:36But can anyone tell us where Pepe has gone?
00:10:44It's because it couldn't find the accelerometer.
00:10:46And what is that?
00:10:47The accelerometer
00:10:48That's what powers the service engine
00:10:50For the nodding
00:10:52Wow, look at all the hustle and bustle this guy is going through!
00:10:56Hilario!
00:10:58Already!
00:10:58You've left us without power!
00:11:00Already!
00:11:01Already!
00:11:07Thank goodness he heard you
00:11:08And what has stopped raining?
00:11:10What a night!
00:11:10And you could have already finished the barracks
00:11:12It's true
00:11:13Because this is like being in the middle of the street
00:11:14And what's that got to do with me?
00:11:16If there are no materials
00:11:17Well, you have nails here in all sizes.
00:11:20Yeah?
00:11:21Well, why don't you nail them to your head?
00:11:22If there is no wood
00:11:24What am I going to do?
00:11:27What's needed is more wood
00:11:29They're already there
00:11:31You're going to crush me!
00:11:41Don't you see?
00:11:42You're so rude, Pepe.
00:11:44Valeriano
00:11:46Start downloading
00:11:47And where are the others?
00:11:50There's no work to be done here.
00:11:51We're waiting for that accelerometer
00:11:53And there has also been a blockage in the nozzle.
00:11:55From compressed gases
00:11:56What are you saying?
00:11:57And as if that weren't enough
00:11:58There's Don Gregorio
00:11:59Where?
00:11:59In the barracks
00:12:00And is he furious?
00:12:04What's up, Don Gregorio?
00:12:06It was about time the astronaut came.
00:12:08Hey, what does this say about the gas blockage?
00:12:10Well, we went to connect the nozzle injectors.
00:12:12And the entire installation has exploded
00:12:13But you've put the rings on him properly.
00:12:14And the clamps
00:12:16What happened is that the gases
00:12:17Instead of compressing, they have dilated.
00:12:19And all because he put the carburetor from a 600 in it.
00:12:21What did you bring the other day?
00:12:23That needs a carburetor.
00:12:24From a truck, but a very heavy-duty one
00:12:26But what carburetor or what nonsense?
00:12:28If to get it moving
00:12:30All you have to do is put the propellants together.
00:12:32It says so here.
00:12:33Or can't you read?
00:12:35Clear
00:12:35But to gather the propellants
00:12:36The carburetor needs to be installed.
00:12:38It says so here too.
00:12:39It says fuel here
00:12:41No carburetor
00:12:41And here's propulsion
00:12:43No propogols
00:12:44Sabotage
00:12:44They've changed the plans on us.
00:12:47There is sabotage here.
00:12:48Where is the traitor?
00:12:52Hey
00:12:53And why are you looking at me?
00:12:55Ignorant
00:12:55You're all ignorant
00:12:57And me more than anyone.
00:12:58For letting me board
00:12:59In this astronomical absurdity
00:13:01That's what NASA is.
00:13:03The healthy one, Don Gregorio
00:13:04Whatever!
00:13:07Where do I put this?
00:13:09In the fucking street
00:13:10Yes sir
00:13:11And all these gadgets
00:13:15I want to see you out of here tomorrow
00:13:17Have you hurt yourself, Don Gregorio?
00:13:21Yeah
00:13:21But this has hurt me even more.
00:13:26Ah, yes
00:13:27I've already read it, yes.
00:13:28Did you see?
00:13:30Hey?
00:13:31Behold
00:13:31We're already in the press
00:13:33No, sir
00:13:34You're the one in the press.
00:13:35It doesn't say anything here about my little grains
00:13:37Not even from the base
00:13:38Not from me
00:13:39That was what was being discussed
00:13:40But for now we've taken the first step
00:13:42A misstep?
00:13:44Because that guy
00:13:45He makes fun of all this
00:13:47Especially from you
00:13:49A future astronaut
00:13:53That because of their enthusiasm
00:13:54And love for Spain
00:13:55One day he will conquer the moon of his dreams
00:13:59It is already known that the moon is a bit far away
00:14:03But for Pepe Fernández
00:14:05The astronaut mechanic
00:14:07There are no distances
00:14:09And I call this mockery.
00:14:11But it is a compliment
00:14:12Or not?
00:14:14I think that phrase about love for Spain
00:14:16It's very good.
00:14:17And what about the moon of his dreams?
00:14:19Hey?
00:14:20I agree with Don Gregorio
00:14:22There's mockery.
00:14:23But again
00:14:26Hilario!
00:14:28The light!
00:14:29Don't think more than you do.
00:14:31And me, meanwhile, soaking wet.
00:14:33Take
00:14:34There you have the light
00:14:35Let's see if you all jump over it once and for all.
00:14:37Well, that's it.
00:14:38I'm tired of all this
00:14:40And you're going to give up on victory?
00:14:41After having done the hardest part
00:14:43Doesn't he realize that soon
00:14:45We will only talk about you.
00:14:47As a national hero?
00:14:49I'm not interested in politics.
00:14:50What I want is money
00:14:52And he will have it.
00:14:53But for that to happen, Cibel needs to be first.
00:14:55The moon arrives with me inside
00:14:57What are you doing, you idiot?
00:14:59He's really annoying.
00:15:00I run!
00:15:07Don't lend a hand, no
00:15:09Here's the goat to download everything
00:15:10But how can you be such a milkman?
00:15:12Dairy?
00:15:13They're in the cabs!
00:15:14Take the goats away from me!
00:15:16But you do something!
00:15:17What can we do?
00:15:20But you do something!
00:15:45But you do something!
00:15:45I have to go milk the cows!
00:15:47What I do?
00:15:58Alternate two hundred!
00:16:00Continue alternating!
00:16:01I didn't want to run!
00:16:02Well, I was running!
00:16:03Oh my God!
00:16:04My God!
00:16:04But what happened to him?
00:16:05Tell me the truth!
00:16:06Don't worry, Mrs. Encarna
00:16:07It was just dizziness.
00:16:08He never rests!
00:16:09Work well and at night!
00:16:11What's wrong, Mom?
00:16:12Your brother!
00:16:13Look at her!
00:16:15Oh!
00:16:16Hilario!
00:16:19Hilario!
00:16:20Hilario!
00:16:22Pole, an injection!
00:16:24A sub-office!
00:16:25Give him something!
00:16:27The best thing we can do is let him sleep
00:16:29That's what we all need.
00:16:31Not to be rude, but I have to go to work
00:16:34It's almost eight o'clock
00:16:37Go away, you go.
00:16:38I'll stay here in case I'm needed.
00:16:40Thanks, I'll manage.
00:16:42Go on, go on, Valeriano
00:16:44You have to go milk the cows.
00:16:45Thank you, children
00:16:48You are very good
00:16:49If it weren't for you
00:16:51This boy
00:16:54Do you really not need me, Lolita?
00:16:57No, really no
00:16:58I apreciate it
00:16:59Well, then...
00:17:01Come on, it's so obvious!
00:17:02I'm just doing a favor
00:17:04Can't you see she's taller than you?
00:17:05And how do you know that?
00:17:07And even more beautiful
00:17:07That's why I like it
00:17:09But you don't like her.
00:17:10That's something we'd have to see, wouldn't it?
00:17:11Yes, that's obvious.
00:17:13Hi, Dad
00:17:14I saw you in the newspaper
00:17:17Hey, Dad
00:17:18And are you going to take me with you to the moon?
00:17:20Man, of course
00:17:21You will come as my assistant.
00:17:22Yeah?
00:17:24That's great, handsome!
00:17:25And when are we going?
00:17:27Coming soon
00:17:27Batons or rehearsed
00:17:29Porras
00:17:30Hey, Pickle, son
00:17:31Tell your mother to put
00:17:34Rufino, to the sugar
00:17:37Hi, babe
00:17:40How are you?
00:17:42What do you think, handsome?
00:17:45If you keep going like this
00:17:46I'm going to have to find myself a lover
00:17:47Of course
00:17:50Do you think this is normal?
00:17:53Yeah, man, yeah
00:17:54I've already seen the newspaper
00:17:56And what a joke!
00:17:57It brings the whole neighborhood along.
00:17:59Even the night watchman
00:18:00He congratulated me
00:18:01That's envy.
00:18:02But the day they launch me
00:18:03Everyone is going to stay
00:18:04With mouths open
00:18:05And you're going to be more famous
00:18:07That Sophia Loren
00:18:08What infuriates me the most
00:18:10It's about believing it yourself.
00:18:11Don't you trust me?
00:18:12See how much I trust him
00:18:13I can put up with you
00:18:15That's what I like to see.
00:18:16Hey, little chatterbox
00:18:18I'll go eat soon.
00:18:19And then
00:18:20We'll have one like that
00:18:22Estecilla together
00:18:23Okay, I'll leave you now.
00:18:24I'm going to take the child to school.
00:18:26Mother
00:18:31Is Dad really going to the moon?
00:18:34Your father a long time ago
00:18:36He's out of touch, son.
00:18:37Hey, little pea
00:18:44Where did you find this?
00:18:46You like it, huh?
00:18:47You've made me a name
00:18:48Because this model
00:18:49That's what we're doing
00:18:50But a little smaller
00:18:52And where are you going to ride?
00:18:54Well, in the I
00:18:55What is the control module?
00:18:56What is this?
00:18:57Look, it says so here.
00:18:58Yo
00:18:59Space capsule
00:19:01Also called
00:19:02Command module
00:19:03O CM
00:19:05CM, what is that?
00:19:06The common module
00:19:07That's where we astronauts travel
00:19:10How I would love to go to the moon with you, Pepe!
00:19:12Like that Cherescova
00:19:14I'll take you on the second trip
00:19:15Now I understand
00:19:18Why did the nozzle get clogged?
00:19:19Because it has to carry
00:19:21Five thrusters
00:19:22Attached to the wing
00:19:24Look at it
00:19:24They're beasts.
00:19:27Oh well
00:19:36That's enough.
00:19:38What's wrong, Hilario?
00:19:39Well, this doesn't fit.
00:19:40Don't you see it?
00:19:41And why doesn't it fit?
00:19:42Ask this guy
00:19:44What have you done, Saturrino?
00:19:45Weld the blades
00:19:46Like the wooden model
00:19:47That Faustino gave me
00:19:48Model that I made
00:19:50With the measures
00:19:50Valeriano gave me
00:19:52And what measurements have you given it?
00:19:53The ones Matías picked up
00:19:55I wrote down the ones this guy was giving me.
00:19:56That he was studying the plan
00:19:57That is
00:19:58And according to the plan
00:20:00From Saturn V
00:20:01First phase S
00:20:03Script 1C
00:20:05Section A
00:20:06Number 11
00:20:07The anti-whirlpool crosshead
00:20:09What is this
00:20:09It needs to have a diameter
00:20:11Smaller
00:20:11That of the casing
00:20:12But like you
00:20:14You've made it bigger
00:20:14It doesn't fit
00:20:15And since you don't know
00:20:16What you want
00:20:17That's how it goes
00:20:18Engineer
00:20:19I know what I want
00:20:20I am you
00:20:21Those of you who don't understand me
00:20:22This is so easy
00:20:23What if we made the crossbar smaller?
00:20:25Well, time to put the casing away.
00:20:26Look at this
00:20:27But how are we going to throw
00:20:28The casing, its beast?
00:20:29If you want, we can vary it.
00:20:30The capsule too
00:20:31The tower
00:20:32The rocket
00:20:33All
00:20:33I believe the solution
00:20:35It's ruining everything
00:20:36And make it new
00:20:36And start again
00:20:37With the calculations
00:20:38No way
00:20:38How are we doing too?
00:20:39Of measures
00:20:40And since there are so many clever people here...
00:20:42Well, that's it
00:20:43We are working blindly
00:20:45And that way we don't get anywhere.
00:20:46And what we've brought
00:20:47What has been done so far?
00:20:48Providence, Pepe
00:20:50He's behaving
00:20:51With us
00:20:52Hey
00:20:53And at that INI
00:20:54There would be no one.
00:20:54Would you like to collaborate?
00:20:56As soon as we put
00:20:56A technician here
00:20:57It ruins everything
00:20:58The credit belongs to
00:20:59Let us do it.
00:21:00But we need someone here.
00:21:02I have a brother-in-law
00:21:03That has
00:21:04Three children with your sister
00:21:05We already know.
00:21:06Well, but that's not it.
00:21:07Because what it has
00:21:08Valeriano
00:21:09Do you want to give us time to think?
00:21:11Hey?
00:21:11But if what I'm trying to do is
00:21:12The problem needs to be fixed
00:21:13That's it
00:21:14I already have it
00:21:15Great idea, guys!
00:21:18What an idea
00:21:18If it weren't for me
00:21:21Misery was going to devour you.
00:21:22Okay, then say whatever.
00:21:23Von Braun
00:21:25Von what?
00:21:27That's our man.
00:21:28And who is that guy?
00:21:29What do you want?
00:21:30The one who launched
00:21:31All rockets to the moon
00:21:32Almost nobody
00:21:33Positions to choose
00:21:35I would think of Sergi Corolev
00:21:36He's no slouch either.
00:21:38Corolev?
00:21:39The father of the Russian astronaut
00:21:41Who has also sent
00:21:42His is on top
00:21:44Well
00:21:44Well, any of them will do.
00:21:46I would prefer Von Braun
00:21:48But we can bring both of them
00:21:50Bring them?
00:21:51Where to?
00:21:52Here
00:21:52But you haven't said before
00:21:55That the technicians
00:21:55They ruin everything
00:21:57That?
00:21:58So what's the decision?
00:21:59These are not technicians
00:22:00They are geniuses, wise men
00:22:01What needs to be done is
00:22:03Bring them here
00:22:05That's the difficult part.
00:22:06That's the simplest thing.
00:22:08We wrote them a letter
00:22:09Inviting them to come to Spain
00:22:11They will not come
00:22:13What do you know?
00:22:14Those people like to travel
00:22:15And as soon as they think about bullfighting
00:22:18Flamenco
00:22:18The sun and sangria
00:22:20We have them in my granules
00:22:22Hey?
00:22:23Great, Pepe, great
00:22:24What idea?
00:22:25If I have this here for a reason
00:22:26Matías
00:22:28You who have good handwriting
00:22:29Writes
00:22:29In draft
00:22:31Then we printed it out neatly
00:22:33Dear Sir
00:22:34No
00:22:35Leave that for later.
00:22:37First
00:22:38Mr. Don Von Braun
00:22:40Austin
00:22:41Tessas
00:22:43USA
00:22:45USA
00:22:46But Pepe, do you think those people are going to come?
00:22:48Natural
00:22:48That's why we've joined the common market
00:22:50They're not going to pay any attention to you.
00:22:52Even if you talk to them about castanets
00:22:53And from Cordoba
00:22:54Well
00:22:55Well, you can offer a better solution.
00:22:57I already have it
00:22:58Shut up, Valeriano
00:22:59I don't feel like it.
00:23:00I'm from the healthy side and that's my opinion
00:23:01But Valeriano, if only...
00:23:02Let him have his say, man
00:23:03Saturnino is right
00:23:05That guy who has a name like a razor
00:23:08And that Corolenchi guy
00:23:09They don't live here even if you serve them a paella with lots of prawns.
00:23:13But my brother-in-law
00:23:15Well, that is to say
00:23:16My brother-in-law's distant uncle
00:23:17Another one from your brother-in-law?
00:23:19Yes, because my brother-in-law has an uncle
00:23:20What does he know about mathematics and physics?
00:23:22That?
00:23:24We could put him in the band
00:23:25And that fixed the matter
00:23:27Oh!
00:23:29And I'll eat this horse.
00:23:31And if you're not careful
00:23:33I'll eat the other one too.
00:23:34And the tower
00:23:35And I'll checkmate you.
00:23:37Like the top of a pine tree
00:23:38But firewood
00:23:39Trap, trap!
00:23:41You've cheated me again!
00:23:43Don Anselmo
00:23:43I'm playing!
00:23:45And when I'm playing
00:23:46I am not interrupted
00:23:47Do you have visitors?
00:23:49I?
00:23:50Yeah
00:23:50Some gentlemen want to see him
00:23:51You're sure?
00:23:53Yes sir
00:23:54Hacinto
00:23:55That was a long time ago
00:23:57They don't come to see me
00:23:59You couldn't have made a mistake.
00:24:03They asked about you
00:24:04But nobody remembers me anymore
00:24:07Well
00:24:08Let's go
00:24:09My walking stick
00:24:14Where have you put my walking stick?
00:24:16Here it is, Don Anselmo.
00:24:18Bring it, bring it, bring it
00:24:19You're always taking things from me.
00:24:20What a mania!
00:24:22And my glasses?
00:24:23Where are my glasses?
00:24:24Are you wearing them?
00:24:25Sure, sure
00:24:26Because you can't see anything here.
00:24:27I know how to walk alone
00:24:31I'm all grown up now
00:24:32Okay, but where am I going?
00:24:34They are in the garden
00:24:35Let's go to the garden
00:24:38Here it comes
00:24:38It's a shame
00:24:40Man!
00:24:44Poor
00:24:44And that guy is going to put us into orbit?
00:24:48I'm leaving.
00:24:48Wait, Pepe, that looks bad.
00:24:50I told you so, you wretch
00:24:52You're a wretch.
00:24:53What have you brought us here for?
00:24:54I did it to help out.
00:24:56But do you think that with your brother-in-law and his uncle
00:24:58Is there anything we can help with?
00:24:59Let it go, they're coming!
00:25:01And who are these people?
00:25:04Some friends
00:25:05They want to talk to you about a business.
00:25:09Me?
00:25:10About something very important
00:25:11It's about going to the moon
00:25:14To the moon?
00:25:17Yes, in a rocket
00:25:19What are we doing?
00:25:21It only needs a few minor details
00:25:22That's why he's come to see me
00:25:24Since you know so much about mathematics
00:25:26And things like that.
00:25:27Well
00:25:28And what about you?
00:25:32Aren't you saying anything?
00:25:33Yes, sir, yes
00:25:34It's just that I was...
00:25:35Speak, speak
00:25:35With complete confidence
00:25:37I assume you are aware
00:25:39From the latest releases
00:25:40From NASA
00:25:40NASA
00:25:42Yes, yes, I believe it
00:25:44What a business that is!
00:25:47And what about the fact that without Von Braun, nothing would beep?
00:25:49Von Braun
00:25:50Yes sir
00:25:52That world boxing champion
00:25:56No, sir, no
00:25:58I mean the one about the Apollos
00:26:00The one about the moon
00:26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:03That little German boy who studied with me at Harvard
00:26:05What did you study with me?
00:26:07Yes sir
00:26:08He was my disciple
00:26:09I taught him everything he knows
00:26:11Furthermore, the V1 was invented by that damn bastard
00:26:14To get rid of the English
00:26:16And did he kill them?
00:26:16But I advised him to keep it a secret
00:26:20What's more, I told him
00:26:22Don't tell Hitler
00:26:23That barbarian is going to organize it
00:26:25And look how she organized it
00:26:27As Korolev organized it
00:26:29Korolev?
00:26:31Were you also in Russia?
00:26:33Yes sir
00:26:34I was Lenin's guest of honor
00:26:37To establish the chair of nuclear physics
00:26:40For peaceful purposes
00:26:42So you know more about rockets than anyone else
00:26:45I know something
00:26:46Precisely the first capsule
00:26:48The fact that it completed the orbital circuit is mine.
00:26:50The thing is, that's just how I am.
00:26:52I gave it to Fon Brown
00:26:53And what did you do with the furolina?
00:26:56I gave it to her too
00:26:57Including the xylidine mixture formula
00:26:59And methyl and fulfuryl alcohol
00:27:02And you also gave him lithium and interfol
00:27:04As you know
00:27:05It is made up of two follicles
00:27:06One of whom risked the bad catatas
00:27:09And a solid at 53 degrees Celsius
00:27:11What a load of rubbish they're feeding me.
00:27:14Lithium is one thing and literfol is another
00:27:16And that's not something you can give away.
00:27:18Are you our man, Don Anselmo?
00:27:21Not even your orich for chihor!
00:27:22And what does that mean?
00:27:24Long live Don Anselmo!
00:27:26Be careful
00:27:26That's what the Russians were telling me
00:27:28Every time I presented one of my formulas
00:27:31So, are you coming with us?
00:27:35No way
00:27:35My uncle never leaves the nursing home.
00:27:37And why not?
00:27:38Because I don't feel like it.
00:27:39Agapito, this is very serious
00:27:41He's the only one who can make our rocket
00:27:43Explore the other galaxies of the cosmos
00:27:46And what do I gain from that?
00:27:48Well...
00:27:49You too could become part of the healthy
00:27:52It's not convenient for me
00:27:54And besides, my uncle knows nothing about rockets
00:27:56Although if he sets his mind to it
00:27:58It is capable of making an artichoke fly.
00:28:00Slight
00:28:00It's a shame that everything is going to be wasted
00:28:02Just because your brother-in-law got cocky
00:28:04It's true
00:28:05Now that we have the man
00:28:07It's as if we didn't have it.
00:28:09Why don't we go and tell him to come with us?
00:28:11We can do something better.
00:28:13The fact that?
00:28:14Treat it
00:28:14Us?
00:28:16Clear
00:28:16Oh, how fun!
00:28:18I'm in for that
00:28:19Okay, so how are we going to do it?
00:28:22That's my opinion, but we need a woman
00:28:24What needs to be done?
00:28:25You are not a woman
00:28:26So what am I?
00:28:27What we really need is a nurse.
00:28:28Yes, that's my thing.
00:28:30Your sister, Hilario
00:28:33We need your sister
00:28:34We got it out without them noticing.
00:28:37And it's all thanks to you.
00:28:39It's just that you have such an angelic face, girl.
00:28:41You can fool anyone
00:28:43How are they doing back there?
00:28:48Everything is fine.
00:28:49Where are you taking me?
00:28:54To Minglanillas, Don Anselmo
00:28:56I should have brought my notes.
00:28:59Because the formula for propulsive plasma expansion
00:29:03I have it there
00:29:04And now let's see who remembers
00:29:05Hello good
00:29:14The police are following us, the police are going to do something, let's go
00:29:23The police
00:29:24The police, the police, the police
00:29:27Give me the needle
00:29:29You're going to prick him, aren't you?
00:29:32But why don't we give him a transfusion?
00:29:33Blood
00:29:34We need blood.
00:29:35Me
00:29:35Hey, could you give me a key?
00:29:37A bit of a branch
00:29:38That escapes
00:29:38He doesn't understand
00:29:39Run
00:29:39People are running
00:29:40But what are you doing?
00:29:42Mislead
00:29:43The scissors
00:29:44Cutting scissors
00:29:45Here, here they are
00:29:47Short
00:29:48Is it serious?
00:29:49The poor man is closer to the other world than to this one.
00:29:51And why are they waiting?
00:29:53The album
00:29:54The alarm
00:29:55Set the alarm and get out of there fast.
00:29:56We don't have an alarm.
00:29:58It's broken
00:29:59Follow me, follow me
00:30:00Invite him
00:30:06Do you want us to destroy it?
00:30:07Do you want to stay still?
00:30:08But here's where all this comes in, my little girl
00:30:10But where is this guy taking us?
00:30:16If I hadn't told her good
00:30:18Who told me to be polite?
00:30:20They should have returned by now.
00:30:22Let's see if something has happened to them.
00:30:25And what's going to happen to them?
00:30:26They had a very well-thought-out plan.
00:30:28It's not for nothing.
00:30:29But if I had gone
00:30:29We would already be here
00:30:30Slowly
00:30:32Careful
00:30:33Carefully
00:30:36Thank you, officer.
00:30:38If it weren't for you
00:30:39This man is going to die on the way
00:30:41It doesn't matter
00:30:42It is my duty
00:30:43Well, good night then.
00:30:44And thank you again.
00:30:46No, we've already checked.
00:30:47To my little deception
00:30:48How did you die, Don Anselmo?
00:30:51To the operating room, quickly
00:30:52To the emergency room
00:30:54This is now closed
00:30:55Come on
00:31:00Come on
00:31:01What happened to you?
00:31:03Of everything
00:31:03There's been everything
00:31:05But anyway, did you bring it?
00:31:06Man, of course
00:31:07I've let you down before.
00:31:08What a night!
00:31:10I thought we weren't going to leave the hospital.
00:31:12But you've been in a hospital.
00:31:14And what if we're not careful?
00:31:15Don Anselmo undergoes surgery
00:31:16And it's all their fault.
00:31:17Okay, what do we do?
00:31:19That grandpa weighs
00:31:20Don Anselmo
00:31:21We are already in Minglanillas
00:31:22Check it out
00:31:23What have you done to him?
00:31:27Nothing
00:31:28He's fallen asleep
00:31:29Sure, if it's after three
00:31:30So, what do we do?
00:31:32Wake him up
00:31:32We have to work
00:31:33At this hour?
00:31:35Well, then
00:31:36Take him to the barracks
00:31:37And let him sleep.
00:31:38And are we just going to leave him here alone?
00:31:39I'll keep him
00:31:41Poor
00:31:41How can we just leave him here?
00:31:44Put it in?
00:31:44In the ambulance?
00:31:45Yeah
00:31:46What are you going to do?
00:31:48Take it to Don Gregorio
00:31:49But did you really think that Don Gregorio
00:31:51Is it the yellow tongue?
00:31:54And what do I want with this man?
00:31:56Well...
00:31:57He's our man, Don Gregorio.
00:31:58A wise man
00:31:59The one who will make Cibeles First
00:32:00Be in orbit before winter
00:32:02And why are you bringing it to my house?
00:32:04So that he/she can sleep
00:32:04Come on
00:32:05Here
00:32:06With me?
00:32:08Yes sir
00:32:08Pepe, you're making fun of me, aren't you?
00:32:12He has nowhere to sleep.
00:32:14You see, I care!
00:32:17What did he tell you?
00:32:18He has made us donations
00:32:19That guy has no conscience.
00:32:20Neither did we.
00:32:22Oh, what if my brother-in-law finds out about this?
00:32:24With how crude he is
00:32:25Poor man
00:32:25If he only knew the trouble we go through with him
00:32:27What can we do, Pepe?
00:32:29I don't know, but something has to be done.
00:32:30Because this little number can be repeated every day
00:32:32I would take it home with me.
00:32:33But where do we put it?
00:32:34That's the solution
00:32:35That each night he sleeps at one of our houses
00:32:36Hey, Saturnino?
00:32:38Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:32:39I only have a double bed
00:32:41Well, the day it's your turn, you'll be sleeping on the floor.
00:32:43And he's going to sleep with my wife?
00:32:45Clear
00:32:45No way, man!
00:32:46But yes, if you see it, if you don't see it
00:32:47No, no, no, no
00:32:57Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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00:35:05Yes, yes, yes, but first we need to know how to launch it, because the rocket takes off with propellants, but since we don't have any propellants, well, that's it, we have nothing.
00:35:15And don't you think that if we put in a mixture of diesel, hydrogen peroxide and a little turpentine, it's not the same?
00:35:20Well, it all depends on how many calories they burn, but it doesn't seem that way to me!
00:35:25And what if we also help him with a little carruro?
00:35:28And on top of that, a layer of dust, huh?
00:35:31Aha, if only we had a little ciflorure!
00:35:34I'll fix that with nitric acid, hydrogen peroxide, which is basically the same as trifolide and cheese, and that cheese-like stuff.
00:35:43I think we're talking a lot of nonsense, but maybe the real propellants and hydrazines will come from this nonsense.
00:35:52That's it! That's what we needed! The es, the, I did, and sadricinas.
00:35:56Yes, well, maybe. First, let's do a test with a boat, and if the boat takes off at 17 kilometers per second, then...
00:36:04That?
00:36:05We apply your concoction to the rocket and off we go.
00:36:09Okay, let's get to work!
00:36:11Man!
00:36:16Does that fuse fit or not, Matías?
00:36:18Come in, yes sir.
00:36:19Well then, bring Manuela.
00:36:22Okay.
00:36:22I won't repeat myself, I said open it.
00:36:24Who are you? And who are you? I've never seen you before.
00:36:27Valeriano's brother-in-law.
00:36:28Okay, open it then.
00:36:29First, show me your identity card.
00:36:31What card? What nonsense? Open it, I tell you!
00:36:34Entry is prohibited, or can't you read?
00:36:36I'm Don Gregor, you idiot!
00:36:38So what? If he doesn't show me his card, he can't come in.
00:36:41Open that, I'm kicking down the door!
00:36:42I follow orders!
00:36:43Yeah?
00:36:44Well, these are mine.
00:36:46Open!
00:36:47Listen!
00:36:49Where is he going!
00:36:50Stop, stop!
00:36:52Listen!
00:36:52Okay, but what's going on?
00:36:54Is Manuela coming or not?
00:36:57Hey, hey!
00:36:58Who put that beast there?
00:36:59The door is broken!
00:37:00I'll destroy whatever I want!
00:37:02I want to see this individual out of here.
00:37:03I'm fed up with all this and I can't take it anymore.
00:37:05And we're fed up with putting up with him too.
00:37:09All of this is mine, and the money spent is also mine.
00:37:12And since I've already spent enough, I'm not giving up another penny.
00:37:14If you keep shouting, you're the one we're going to throw out of here.
00:37:19Here is Manuela.
00:37:21My aunt smelled something was amiss and didn't want to come.
00:37:25Go on, put it in the capsule!
00:37:29Ready!
00:37:30Should I turn it on now?
00:37:30Don Anselmo, the countdown.
00:37:32Chera, the countdown begins!
00:37:33The Americans are doing it backwards.
00:37:35That's how it goes for them.
00:37:37One!
00:37:41Two!
00:37:44Two and...
00:37:45Half!
00:37:49Come on, come here!
00:37:51Otherwise, you'll be blown away like Manuela.
00:37:55Although I don't know what would be better.
00:38:00This!
00:38:02This!
00:38:08We did it!
00:38:09We did it!
00:38:12It shot off.
00:38:14Do you see anything?
00:38:16Because I don't see anything.
00:38:17Where could it be?
00:38:19On the moon, for sure.
00:38:20It's Don Anselmo.
00:38:21With the incredible goal we scored.
00:38:23In my moments...
00:38:24Only him.
00:38:26What's wrong, Ilanio?
00:38:47The image isn't showing up.
00:38:48You've connected the radio, Telescope.
00:38:50Of course, channel 325 S.A.
00:38:52All you can see are pimples.
00:38:55Could it be the meteorites that killed Manuela?
00:38:59We're not going to get anywhere like this.
00:39:01And what do you want me to do?
00:39:03Well, bring you a connection from a tracking station.
00:39:06And where is there a tracking station?
00:39:08In Fresnedillas.
00:39:09Or in more pigeons.
00:39:10And you want me to bring you a cable from the Canary Islands?
00:39:13That's easy.
00:39:13I'm laying down an electrical cable right now.
00:39:18And then the tophospheric granulations are transformed into an image and the acoustic propulsions into sound.
00:39:26And my little grain will be a geodetic station.
00:39:29Geo of what?
00:39:31Geodesic.
00:39:32Which is the geocentric one that is between the Earth and the Moon.
00:39:36Let's see if you understand.
00:39:37Yes, man, don't make a fuss.
00:39:38Well, with the inospheric probe we can launch on Christmas Eve.
00:39:45And I'll eat the nougat in the rocket.
00:39:47Or on the moon.
00:39:48Or in the fig tree.
00:39:49What does it say?
00:39:50With the propulsion systems we've invented, you can get there in a quarter of an hour.
00:39:55Who's in charge here?
00:39:57I.
00:39:59Killer!
00:39:59Are you going to eat the frog?
00:40:01Killer!
00:40:02Are you a murderer?
00:40:03Who is this man?
00:40:04Is he crazy?
00:40:05Scoundrel!
00:40:05What's happening?
00:40:06He almost killed my mother.
00:40:08A poor invalid who was peacefully watching television.
00:40:11And if he dies, I'll kill him!
00:40:13Come on, cat.
00:40:15Calm down, man.
00:40:16Calm down.
00:40:17I'm going to report all of you!
00:40:20Come on, man!
00:40:21Calm down, man!
00:40:22But I, man, no!
00:40:24Calm down, calm down!
00:40:25We'll tell you what happened, man.
00:40:27Don't worry, nothing will happen, if not...
00:40:28Do you realize what you've created with the can?
00:40:31If that woman dies, that guy is capable of killing me.
00:40:34Everything is possible, everything is possible.
00:40:36And he says it so calmly?
00:40:38If they've done that with a boat, what could happen with a rocket?
00:40:46Poor Manuela.
00:40:47Is she dead?
00:40:49It's natural.
00:40:50That happened because it wasn't remote-controlled.
00:40:53Could the same thing happen to me?
00:40:55Unless you're being remote-controlled, you're safe.
00:41:00And who's going to remotely control me?
00:41:02Well, I'll do it myself, but for that we need an electrical grid.
00:41:06which, combined with a computer, will allow us to remotely control you through interplanetary space.
00:41:12Hilario, go to Fresnedillas.
00:41:15Me alone?
00:41:16Me alone?
00:41:16Amazing.
00:41:36This is amazing.
00:41:39Look at how much progress we've made.
00:41:41You don't believe these things until you see them.
00:41:43That's exactly what these boys thought.
00:41:47One of them even told me,
00:41:49But Don Anselmo,
00:41:51that Fresnedillas is a real pain.
00:41:54Yes, yes, a chestnut.
00:41:56So what now?
00:41:58Look, look, pay close attention to everything.
00:42:01And you'll have to tell me the difference between Fresnedillas and Minglanillas.
00:42:05Minglanillas?
00:42:06What's that?
00:42:06Nothing.
00:42:08Look at everything as Don Anselmo said.
00:42:11And you, Hilario, look closely to make the connection.
00:42:14And where do I get a connection?
00:42:16Because look what's here.
00:42:19The Apollo flights were tracked from here.
00:42:22As?
00:42:23Using all this equipment that depends on a central monitor,
00:42:27which sets all this in motion and connects with the capsule's equipment.
00:42:31And where does the power come from to turn on the central monitor?
00:42:34It's not just the electricity that powers the entire station,
00:42:37but the radars, the antenna, the computers, the optical viewers,
00:42:42interferometric systems and thousands of cables,
00:42:45all of them at the service of that monitor.
00:42:47Did you hear?
00:42:48You are welcome!
00:42:53Tell me something, this is the screen where you track the flight, right?
00:42:56That's right. This is the central monitor.
00:42:59And what about the internal components that make it work?
00:43:01Those cables.
00:43:04It all depends on these cables.
00:43:06These.
00:43:09Please come.
00:43:14Okay, so where am I supposed to get a connection from here?
00:43:16Just grab the pliers and cut it clean.
00:43:18But he doesn't see what's here.
00:43:19It doesn't matter, you just have to find someone.
00:43:22How's it going?
00:43:24Take a look and you'll see.
00:43:25Help him, Saturnino, but carefully.
00:43:28Don't damage the base.
00:43:30And you, take note of everything.
00:43:33You, find the device that detects meteorites.
00:43:36That's something to be careful about.
00:43:37Don't worry, I'm on top of everything.
00:43:39You, Faustino, wake up.
00:43:40And look at the infrastructure.
00:43:43Come on, get your hands on it.
00:43:45May God's will be done.
00:43:46What have you done?
00:43:57He told me he was going to cut it, and he did.
00:43:59For what they're going to discover about us.
00:44:01Yes, son, I won't stop him.
00:44:04Something wrong.
00:44:05How odd.
00:44:06Why are they calling us for lunch if it's only 10:30?
00:44:08Sorry.
00:44:16Well, it seems that's it.
00:44:28So, can we try?
00:44:31Yes, sir, please.
00:44:32Now we'll see what happens.
00:44:33Yes, let's see.
00:44:36I say yes.
00:44:37Silence!
00:44:40Pull the lever, Hilario.
00:44:42Yeah.
00:44:44No, not me.
00:44:46You first, Don Anselmo.
00:44:51At one o'clock.
00:44:54At two o'clock.
00:44:56And at three o'clock.
00:45:00Hello, Houston.
00:45:02This is Fresnedillas speaking.
00:45:03Viva!
00:45:05Hooray, lads!
00:45:07Hurrah?
00:45:09Houston.
00:45:10Houston.
00:45:10We did it.
00:45:12How quiet!
00:45:13How quiet!
00:45:13Let's check again.
00:45:17Now you, Hilario.
00:45:20What do you think?
00:45:21They'll say it here too.
00:45:23Me, Plim, I sleep in a tiny bed.
00:45:25Picolín!
00:45:26Go ahead, and if you can't claim victory...
00:45:29What could have happened?
00:45:30But I've done the same as you, Don Anselmo.
00:45:32If you had done the same, Fresnedillas would have come out.
00:45:35Clumsy hands!
00:45:35Are you clumsy?
00:45:37Why don't you try again, Don Anselmo?
00:45:39Okay, now.
00:45:40Hello, Fresnedillas.
00:45:48This is Houston calling.
00:45:49Here we are.
00:45:50Hello.
00:45:51It's here.
00:45:52It's here.
00:45:53It's here.
00:45:54We're the greatest!
00:45:56Silence.
00:45:57Is something wrong, Don Anselmo?
00:45:58The thing is, this fool has done the hardest part.
00:46:03Already?
00:46:03Of course, because now it turns out that Fresnedillas, Houston and Minglanillas are connected.
00:46:11And we can't take a step without them finding out.
00:46:14And if they find out, we're in trouble.
00:46:17So what if they find out?
00:46:18No, sir.
00:46:20Because Pepe can no longer be remotely controlled by us, but by Houston and Fresnedillas.
00:46:26Oh, no.
00:46:27No one but you controls me.
00:46:29Yes, but how?
00:46:30No, because scientifically speaking, we would now have to disconnect Houston from our
00:46:36circuit so that it doesn't interfere with us.
00:46:39Do you understand?
00:46:40Yes sir.
00:46:40But that's not a problem.
00:46:42Hilario is going back to Fresnedillas.
00:46:44He cuts the cable and thus eliminates the Americans.
00:46:47No way, I'm not cutting another cable.
00:46:55What have you come for?
00:46:56With all the twists and turns in the world.
00:46:59Oh my God, what poison!
00:47:00So be careful, don't let what happened last time happen again and get you stuck here.
00:47:03No, it's almost ready.
00:47:05Hey, let's see if instead of eliminating the Americans we're going to get the Russians involved.
00:47:15After the success achieved in kicking the Americans out of our circuit,
00:47:21That's when everything seems easier.
00:47:23Well no.
00:47:24Now the hard part begins.
00:47:27Even more?
00:47:28At this rate, we'll never finish.
00:47:31Do you want to let the teacher speak?
00:47:33Here we have Minglanillas, that is, the land.
00:47:37Well, on the day, at the appointed hour, our first Cybele will be launched towards the moon.
00:47:44But with me inside, right, Don Anselmo?
00:47:46I mean, I'm carrying it myself.
00:47:48And what about Faustino?
00:47:49Yes sir.
00:47:50And what does Faustino have to do with this?
00:47:52But haven't you realized yet that you need a co-pilot with you?
00:47:56So that?
00:47:56To stay in the capsule while you go down to the moon, otherwise, how would you get back?
00:48:01But, Faustino, what does he know about this if he's not an astronaut?
00:48:04I was a paratrooper in the military.
00:48:07And I hold the record for longest time on air.
00:48:09Well, when you get to this point you lose gravity and that's where the tomato starts.
00:48:14And that's where I start spinning around like a ball.
00:48:17That's because your body lacks specific weight and ceases to be an entity, becoming nothing.
00:48:24But I'm still alive and I'm aware of everything.
00:48:28I hope so.
00:48:30And when will I embark on the lunatic path?
00:48:33You've practically already started it.
00:48:35Yes, of course, but where do I fit in with the tick?
00:48:40Well, on the moon.
00:48:42Or in Santiago de Compostela.
00:48:44Or on the Ebro.
00:48:45Who knows.
00:48:46But the moon, as you know, is full of crater pits and maritime regions.
00:48:50And if the tick and I fall into one of those craters, goodbye Pepe and goodbye tick.
00:48:55I've been told that the moon is like a stain.
00:48:57And what do you know?
00:48:58We still have a lot of work to do.
00:49:01Don't worry about that.
00:49:02The point is to arrive.
00:49:03That's it, that's already done.
00:49:05What we need to achieve is to surpass the Americans.
00:49:11Because our space program is not just about conquering the moon.
00:49:15That's just the first step.
00:49:18Our true goal is to reach the edge of the universe.
00:49:22Since there's no limit, let's see who can stop us.
00:49:26No one can stop us.
00:49:27Don't move around so much.
00:49:35I've been getting injections for two hours now, ladies.
00:49:38Hold it there, Vicenta.
00:49:39Yes, but he should stay put.
00:49:41Don Anselmo, let's see what you think of the back.
00:49:43It's not bad, but now we have to add the dragon layer.
00:49:50What is this?
00:49:51That's what I say.
00:49:53Lolita, you're putting me in water.
00:49:55This will be fixed right away.
00:49:56Then we'll remove the lace.
00:49:57Well, this, this is nylon.
00:50:01Yes sir.
00:50:02It's because when we ordered the Dracon, the Nomex, and the neoprene,
00:50:06There's been some teasing in the store, I can't even begin to tell you.
00:50:09And we've bought a hundred combinations of nylon, which is the same thing for all intents and purposes.
00:50:12At a bargain price.
00:50:14And just look at those cute little lace trims!
00:50:17But, Don Anselmo, are you going to let them put that on me?
00:50:19Do you think a combination of "ma'am" can personify me?
00:50:22Naturally, because these fibers, as it says here, are the same as nylon.
00:50:26That's why we bought the combinations.
00:50:28Well, I hadn't thought of that.
00:50:31First we line it well, front and back.
00:50:34And if one isn't enough, we'll add three or four.
00:50:36Yes, rich, and a bra.
00:50:37But seriously, is this an astronaut or a lady in her underwear?
00:50:53We're getting closer, huh?
00:50:55Now we are truly one step away from the moon.
00:50:57Yes, but it's a very long way off.
00:51:00Well, very long for humanity, but very short for you.
00:51:04This is already under control.
00:51:06Well, you still need to get ready to pilot the ship.
00:51:09That's easy for me.
00:51:11You know that I put 600 at 140 on the highway.
00:51:14Oh, but the road isn't space.
00:51:16And this isn't a 600 either.
00:51:20The tick.
00:51:21She's pretty, isn't she, Don Anselmo?
00:51:23I can't wait to see myself sitting here, flying through outer space.
00:51:27But what are you doing?
00:51:34That's what I'm saying, because if this happens on launch day, I'm going to be so shocked...
00:51:38But don't you see that it still needs gluing, nailing, and adjusting?
00:51:42Of course, one is surrounded by useless people.
00:51:44Where are you going?
00:51:46Well, you see it, Don Anselmo.
00:51:48Come on.
00:51:48I don't think this...
00:51:51What happened?
00:51:53Have you seen what you've done?
00:51:55And what about you, you bungler?
00:51:56Are you a bungler?
00:51:58Don Anselmo, this needs to be monitored.
00:52:01Look what has happened.
00:52:01It's because it's in the manufacturing phase.
00:52:04And that she's killed it.
00:52:05What needs to be done is to do it again.
00:52:06This is not a module, it's nothing.
00:52:08But there are so many things missing.
00:52:11For example, the command cabin where you have to go and which on the moon will separate from the module so that you can return to Earth.
00:52:20That said, everything turns out fine.
00:52:22But if what just happened here happens there, what then?
00:52:24It was there, anything can happen.
00:52:27That's why it's important that we prepare thoroughly.
00:52:30So starting tomorrow we will begin the astrolunar rehearsals.
00:52:35I'm going to lose it, I can't take it anymore.
00:52:37Hang in there, it won't be long now.
00:52:38What are you going to do?
00:52:38Lever the tire to make it go in.
00:52:40Do you think my head is a truck?
00:52:42Oh, oh!
00:52:43It's astonishing that you're more of a beast than this one.
00:52:46All done, Don Anselmo!
00:52:47And how are the ropes doing?
00:52:50Lists too.
00:52:51And the hooks?
00:52:52On its site.
00:52:52Okay, then, Pepe.
00:52:54Under way.
00:52:55If the spacesuit is like this, I won't be able to move.
00:53:00That's a bikini compared to what awaits you.
00:53:02No, they must have put too many spare wheels on me.
00:53:07Everything is calculated according to the law of gravity for walking on the lunar surface, which is this wall.
00:53:14But how do you expect me to walk on that plank?
00:53:16If I can't take a step on the floor.
00:53:20Grab me!
00:53:21When you're walking around here, you'll weigh six times less than you do now.
00:53:26What will you weigh on the moon?
00:53:27Oh, oh, that's it!
00:53:28Oops!
00:53:29Oh, I got out!
00:53:29Okay, give me your hand.
00:53:31Oh no, I'm not here!
00:53:32Why don't you carry me in your arms?
00:53:34Why don't we throw it on the ground and roll it away?
00:53:37And why don't you film your father?
00:53:39At this rate, you'll hit the wall the day after tomorrow.
00:53:42Bring it here immediately, because otherwise we're not going to start.
00:53:45What an astronaut we've made!
00:53:48Well, this is just the beginning.
00:53:51This is where I would like to see you.
00:53:52He doesn't complain!
00:53:53What do we do, Mr. Asermo?
00:53:55Hang it up!
00:53:56That?
00:53:58Hey, what's this?
00:54:00He doesn't see it.
00:54:01That's why I'm asking.
00:54:03I'm here regarding a complaint about material and physical damage.
00:54:06Something about a boat and a frog.
00:54:10Oh, yes!
00:54:11La Manuela, it's here.
00:54:13Has the lady died?
00:54:15Fortunately not.
00:54:16But for now, he has not yet regained his speech.
00:54:19Ah, then it doesn't matter!
00:54:21Who's in charge here?
00:54:23Oh, there are a lot of bosses here!
00:54:24Look, here comes the boss!
00:54:28Hello, Don Gregorio!
00:54:30Do you see it clearly?
00:54:30This guard is asking for you.
00:54:38It's about that Manuela thing.
00:54:40You know.
00:54:41And what does that have to do with me?
00:54:43It was an accident.
00:54:45Excuse me, but this depends on the government.
00:54:48It all depends on the government.
00:54:49Yes, yes, but which ministry?
00:54:51From ours.
00:54:52From the healthy one.
00:54:53Don't you know what health is?
00:54:55No, sir.
00:54:56Well, something like NASA.
00:54:58Don't tell me you don't know what NASA is either.
00:55:01I certainly believe that, yes sir.
00:55:03But since we don't know anything...
00:55:06Nor anyone else.
00:55:07These things are kept secret.
00:55:09And they are not announced until the objective has been achieved.
00:55:13And our goal is to send a man to the moon.
00:55:18But we can't say until we send it.
00:55:21Do you understand?
00:55:23No, sir.
00:55:23Careful, careful, arm.
00:55:25Careful.
00:55:26Above!
00:55:27Oh, oh!
00:55:29Oh!
00:55:30Oh, oh!
00:55:31Oh, oh!
00:55:35Oh!
00:55:36Oh!
00:55:36But don't you see that he's going to hit his head on the ground?
00:55:39It's because it weighs a lot.
00:55:40I need someone to help me because I can't do it alone.
00:55:42I don't know, guys, idiot.
00:55:43Come on, go for it.
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:44Oh!
00:55:45Oh!
00:55:46This is going to last a long time!
00:55:47Oh, oh!
00:55:50Oh!
00:55:53Oh, oh!
00:55:54Oh, oh!
00:55:55Are you holding it so tightly that you might break something?
00:55:57I'm going to jump up, but all at the same time.
00:55:59Oh, oh, oh!
00:56:01Oh, oh!
00:56:02Agaeon, riva!
00:56:06Oh, Father!
00:56:08Above!
00:56:09Oh!
00:56:10Tie it so tight!
00:56:11Oh, oh, oh!
00:56:12Above!
00:56:13Hey, what are you doing?
00:56:14Well, teach him to walk, so he's ready when he goes to the moon.
00:56:17The moon is made of wood.
00:56:19Maybe, I don't know
00:56:22What do I do now?
00:56:23Walking, first you take one step and then another
00:56:26But where to?
00:56:27Well, up we go, man!
00:56:28This one doesn't walk, doesn't move, doesn't do anything
00:56:31You'll see, in the end we'll have to bring an astronaut from America.
00:56:34No way
00:56:35Yes, yes, I'm already walking
00:56:37Keep going, keep going
00:56:39I'm already walking
00:56:40Go on
00:56:40I'm walking now, I'm walking now
00:56:44You can't hear the phone
00:56:53Take it, honey, I can't.
00:56:55Where are you?
00:56:57Up here
00:56:57Look
00:57:01Look at me walking on the ceiling
00:57:04It's a shame you won't see it, Don Manselmo
00:57:07And those wretches
00:57:09They're all a bunch of scoundrels.
00:57:11But dude, you're not right in the head
00:57:15No, don't shout, I might fall
00:57:18Get down from there!
00:57:19No, don't shout
00:57:21Get down from there!
00:57:22No, no, don't shout that I, that I, that I, because
00:57:26You're going to end up worse than the crazy ones.
00:57:30Do you see what you've done?
00:57:31Because there was a bed, otherwise I'd be racking my brains
00:57:33Hopefully
00:57:34Let's see if that makes you feel better.
00:57:35Who is it?
00:57:40Pepe
00:57:41Don Anselmo
00:57:43What's wrong with Don Anselmo?
00:57:44He suddenly got sick
00:57:46AND...
00:57:47Come running
00:57:49No, yes
00:57:50I'm feeling better now.
00:57:52It was the ratatouille
00:57:54But
00:57:55Do you do anything, buddy?
00:57:57Yes, yes, son, yes
00:57:59And it was delicious
00:58:00And why are you giving him credit?
00:58:02I already told him.
00:58:03But he insisted
00:58:04I hadn't eaten it for a long time.
00:58:07And then the bowl of hot chocolate with croutons
00:58:10You have pushed yourself
00:58:11He's finished fixing it
00:58:13No, I'm very, very well.
00:58:16Don't worry
00:58:17Tomorrow
00:58:18We will continue working
00:58:20I've walked on the roof of my house
00:58:22If you had seen me
00:58:23And without wheels or anything.
00:58:24Just as I am
00:58:26If you'd like, I can give you a demonstration.
00:58:28No, no, son
00:58:29Not now
00:58:30I'm not up for somersaults
00:58:32I'll do it for you, Don Anselmo.
00:58:33You'll see
00:58:33Look
00:58:34This wall isn't level.
00:58:40The one who is not level
00:58:42It's you
00:58:43Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:58:44You'll see tomorrow, spokeswomen
00:58:45You're all just a bunch of mouthpieces.
00:58:47That?
00:58:53That?
00:58:54One thousand one hundred and five
00:58:55One thousand one hundred and six
00:58:59One thousand one hundred and seven
00:59:04Oh, what anguish!
00:59:05I've gone blind
00:59:06I can't see anything.
00:59:08My ears are ringing
00:59:11That's what I wanted
00:59:12That your ears would ring
00:59:14We're already reaching the limit.
00:59:16What limit?
00:59:17The one that separates the Earth's atmosphere
00:59:19From the parking orbit
00:59:21There's parking there too.
00:59:23That's where the meteorites start to whizz.
00:59:26They're worse than the six hundred.
00:59:29One thousand one hundred and thirty
00:59:36One thousand one hundred and thirty
00:59:38What are you up to?
00:59:52That you don't count
00:59:53One thousand one hundred and I don't know how many
00:59:57And you
00:59:58To the brakes
00:59:59But without any abruptness
01:00:01Little by little
01:00:03Yes sir
01:00:03Inside!
01:00:07Inside!
01:00:08Carefully!
01:00:10Don't break something!
01:00:13Inside!
01:00:14Listen, Don Anselmo
01:00:33They haven't put fabric on the umbrella.
01:00:35And if it rains
01:00:35I'm going to get filthy
01:00:37On the moon
01:00:38It's not raining
01:00:39And that's not an umbrella.
01:00:41It's the antenna.
01:00:42That will be useful to you
01:00:42To contact us
01:00:44Okay, so what do I do?
01:00:46Well, that's it
01:00:46Keep walking
01:00:47And if you wing
01:00:50Be careful
01:00:51As you can see
01:00:52It is surrounded by craters
01:00:54I see it now.
01:00:55But where has he gone?
01:01:03It has been swallowed up by the earth
01:01:04Which was already becoming
01:01:06Now
01:01:06Oh, oh, oh
01:01:07And this is on dry land.
01:01:08Well, I don't need to tell you.
01:01:10The horns of the moon
01:01:11Get him out of there
01:01:12We're left without an astronaut!
01:01:13The back
01:01:14They turn their backs on me
01:01:15Who has been
01:01:17Who's the funny one?
01:01:18What has this well done?
01:01:19Give me your hand
01:01:20This precisely
01:01:22That's what you need to avoid.
01:01:23When you're on the moon
01:01:25Because there won't be any here.
01:01:26Whoever takes you out nice
01:01:27Speakers ready?
01:01:34Ready, sir
01:01:35DJ with ready-made records
01:01:38Ready too, sir
01:01:41And your ears, Pepe?
01:01:43Are they ready?
01:01:44I'm all ears, Ordon Anselmo
01:01:46Well, pay close attention
01:01:47What a drag test!
01:01:51To extraterrestrial noises
01:01:53Start it, Valeriano!
01:02:06Go for it!
01:02:08Go for it!
01:02:09Next!
01:02:12Put yours in!
01:02:14Put yours in!
01:02:16And you
01:02:18Hold the torpedoes!
01:02:20Thank you!
01:02:50Let's see, let's see the machete.
01:03:02This will allow you to cut up the parachute and make a suit similar to the one you're wearing.
01:03:08This way you can survive in the desert.
01:03:10In the desert? And what does the desert have to do with the moon?
01:03:14It's in case of emergency.
01:03:16Similarly, you can fall in the desert, into the sea, or on Saturn.
01:03:21But that won't happen because you have everything well prepared, right?
01:03:24Sure, man, and you'll fall on the moon.
01:03:27But just in case...
01:03:29Matias!
01:03:31The flares!
01:03:32Here is the professor.
01:03:33Go ahead, hang them up yourself.
01:03:35That's why you light these flares to signal your location in case someone sees you, which will be difficult.
01:03:43Well, you're making it sound good to me.
01:03:44Okay, that's it, let's do the test to see how they turn out.
01:03:48Turn it on.
01:03:49This guy doesn't work.
01:03:50He's scared to death.
01:03:52And it's necessary to be worried because if he falls in the desert, he's done for.
01:03:55Well, if he falls into the sea like that, dressed as a Moor.
01:03:58And what about the paratrooper?
01:04:01Look at Memo's face.
01:04:03Another one, how's it going to go?
01:04:04Take them, take them, they're biting us.
01:04:06Come on, man, maybe like a match.
01:04:10Matias, what have you put on this flare?
01:04:12I've added a lot of sulfur and chlorate so that the smoke stays thick and the wind doesn't carry it away.
01:04:20Look, look, what a sight!
01:04:24But professor, but where are you, professor?
01:04:28Teacher.
01:04:28Look, what have you put here?
01:04:32With some firecrackers so that they can see you and hear you at the same time.
01:04:34It's not a good invention.
01:04:36Yes, but for you.
01:04:38Shit!
01:04:40Shit!
01:04:43Shit!
01:04:47These are made from frozen meat.
01:04:49And these are made of minced meat.
01:04:51I mean, hamburgers.
01:04:52With onions, right?
01:04:53Yes, yes, with onion and a little pepper.
01:04:56Onions are very important, very easy to digest, and rich in copper.
01:05:00And the chicken?
01:05:01Where's the chicken?
01:05:02Oh, how wonderful!
01:05:06Look, Pepe.
01:05:07This is a whole chicken.
01:05:10With her little breast, her little thighs, her little cigarettes, with everything.
01:05:15They must have plucked its feathers, right?
01:05:17Feathers and bones.
01:05:19Here is the fabada and the cocido.
01:05:21Paella, eggs on a plate.
01:05:23And there are no beans with chorizo?
01:05:26Lentils with rice, which are very nutritious and contain iron.
01:05:29That's what you're going to need up there.
01:05:31Lots of iron!
01:05:32Apple pie, mocha pie.
01:05:35Ah!
01:05:36And the coffee.
01:05:37With milk and without milk.
01:05:41Come on, Pepe, you're going to have a great feast!
01:05:44Shut up about political lunches!
01:05:47And where are the vermouth and the prawns?
01:05:49Because I'm an appetizer man.
01:05:50No, alcohol is not advisable, but if you want we can prepare a synthetic vermouth for you.
01:05:56Hey, who prepared all this?
01:05:59I.
01:06:00It's been a lot of fun, because look what a kilo of beans ends up like.
01:06:03And look, look at this six-egg sweet potato omelet.
01:06:08I didn't believe it at first either.
01:06:10But by dint of cooking and cooking, this is achieved.
01:06:13You see.
01:06:13Choose the menu you want and you'll see how you won't be hungry for three months.
01:06:19Man!
01:06:20Eat this chicken in chilindrón sauce and tell me how you feel.
01:06:27Go on.
01:06:27How distressing!
01:06:37That excesses cannot be committed.
01:06:39But what's wrong with him, doctor?
01:06:41She's been like this all night.
01:06:42He's eaten too much.
01:06:43Oh!
01:06:44He has a terrible case of indigestion.
01:06:46But yes, I haven't eaten anything, Don Segundo.
01:06:49Well, just a chicken in chilindrón sauce.
01:06:52Do you see it?
01:06:54And to the chilindrón, no less.
01:06:56But so tiny, like a flea.
01:07:03Wow!
01:07:04Get in!
01:07:05Where?
01:07:06Between the ice blocks.
01:07:08Don Anselmo, what?
01:07:09Am I going to freeze?
01:07:11That's what it's about, seeing how resistant you are to freezing.
01:07:15All.
01:07:15If I'm already freezing to death, he can't see it.
01:07:18Keep in mind that the temperature up there is 1200 degrees below zero.
01:07:23And you think I'm going to withstand that?
01:07:25That's what needs to be checked.
01:07:27Come on, it's peeing on my shoulder.
01:07:29Yeah man, don't be a pain, get in already.
01:07:31Why don't you get involved and tell me about it?
01:07:33Go on, brave one.
01:07:35If after what you've done, this is nothing.
01:07:38Go on.
01:07:39Yes, if I had known that all this had to be done, it would have been a good thing.
01:07:43Cover it up right away, Valerian.
01:07:45And now let's see how long it lasts.
01:07:54How long do you think it will take to find out?
01:07:57Until the ice melts.
01:07:59It seems to me that what you want is to get rid of me.
01:08:10I don't know what you all think,
01:08:12But I think this pot won't rise no matter how much propellant we put in it.
01:08:17But it weighs nothing.
01:08:19The boat weighed less.
01:08:21And look at the mess Manuela made.
01:08:23But it shot off and wasn't remote-controlled.
01:08:25How is this going to go?
01:08:26Yes, yes.
01:08:27But I haven't seen that yet, of course.
01:08:30So why did I bring the electrical wiring from Frenedillas?
01:08:33Hey?
01:08:34Well, I wouldn't play Manuela, just in case...
01:08:38No, you're going to play Manolo because you're going with Pepe.
01:08:41And it's like things can get out of hand at the Ministry of War...
01:08:45That?
01:08:46Are they good?
01:08:47Yes sir.
01:08:48But I'm fed up.
01:08:49Look at the ones I've eaten.
01:08:51But you're trying to cover the whole tick with chocolate wrappers.
01:08:57You said we should illuminate it,
01:08:59But since I haven't found any aluminum,
01:09:00I thought of putting this on it, which is the same thing.
01:09:03Look.
01:09:04Looking at it closely, it's not a bad idea.
01:09:07Take.
01:09:07And I already have the formula to make the tick fly off.
01:09:10without the help of the control module.
01:09:12But what nonsense are you saying, Matías?
01:09:15But I've already sorted it out.
01:09:16Obstacles can be overcome with passion and enthusiasm.
01:09:18You have thought, Don Anselmo.
01:09:20That?
01:09:20Where are we going to enter the tick?
01:09:23Where will it be?
01:09:24Through the door.
01:09:27There's no door.
01:09:30What do you mean there's no door?
01:09:31We've forgotten.
01:09:33So, where will Pepe come in?
01:09:35Pepe.
01:09:37Pepe.
01:09:38Pepe.
01:09:38Oh.
01:09:40Pepe.
01:09:41Pepe.
01:09:42Pepe.
01:09:42Pepe.
01:09:42Pepe.
01:09:42Pepe.
01:09:49Pepe.
01:09:50He's frozen.
01:09:52We already counted this one.
01:09:54It looks like a meringue milk popsicle.
01:09:57So what now?
01:10:00What can we do?
01:10:02Just defrost it like you would fish.
01:10:04Man, you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
01:10:12Who else but a gang of fools would think of freezing a man?
01:10:17What are you?
01:10:18It was the vital test of cold resistance.
01:10:21Hey, you who haven't resisted him.
01:10:23That's because something has gone wrong.
01:10:24You are the one who has failed.
01:10:26Now, if that man dies, you will be responsible.
01:10:31It's amazing how quickly ice melts in a glass, and this is that it never melts.
01:10:36What if we hit it with a hammer?
01:10:38Not by hammering, no matter what, but it needs to be defrosted.
01:10:40Bring it here, because you don't know how to handle a hammer.
01:10:43Be careful, Faustino, don't break his leg, okay?
01:10:45Okay.
01:10:50You can go on thinking about another astronaut, because after all the money that's been spent,
01:10:54We're not going to stop the launch.
01:10:56Don Anselmo, the feet are already coming out.
01:10:58And you have them and they're like two little mushrooms.
01:11:01Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
01:11:03Guys! We have an astronaut!
01:11:17According to the weather report, atmospheric conditions are ideal for the launch.
01:11:23Therefore, tomorrow at 6:02, Minglan and Dias time, the first Cibeles will be launched into space.
01:11:30So, can we start the countdown now?
01:11:33The launch will be done in secret.
01:11:36Eyewitnesses are not suitable for us.
01:11:38The world will soon find out about our feat.
01:11:41Each of you will need to be attentive to your assigned mission.
01:11:49And Pepe?
01:11:50Come on, plumber, help me install this.
01:12:04Oh, if I don't check the capsule, we're in trouble.
01:12:07Because you had forgotten that I...
01:12:08Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, get it out of my sight.
01:12:13But come on, that's already been scientifically predicted.
01:12:17Mr. Asalmo, I've looked everywhere and there's nowhere to...
01:12:20Inside the suit, those things have to be done inside the suit.
01:12:24In the suit?
01:12:26Listen, I used to do that when I was little, but at this point...
01:12:29And these too.
01:12:31The suit has special devices to ensure that physiological cycles occur normally.
01:12:38Well, with all due respect to science, I think that's disgusting.
01:12:43But if you're not going to understand, I'll just give you some pills I've prepared...
01:12:47...so that those functions are delayed.
01:12:49Okay, now it's time to rest.
01:12:51Tomorrow will be a big day.
01:12:54A day that will go down in history.
01:12:59It shot off like a meteorite.
01:13:25Where is it? Where is the module? I can't see it.
01:13:27And what's the parachutist doing there?
01:13:30Faustino!
01:13:32Faustino has been left behind!
01:13:36I told you, Don Aselmo. It turned out just as I said, without needing the rocket.
01:13:39But what about Pepe? Where is Pepe?
01:13:42Let's see if the old woman has fallen into marriage like Manuela.
01:13:44Pepe, Pepe, it's us. Where are you? Answer me.
01:14:00Okay, but what is that?
01:14:05Well, he comes out dancing Sevillanas, which is so funny.
01:14:07That's interference.
01:14:09Well, remove it and see what happens to that circuit, because nothing is visible.
01:14:13Saturnine.
01:14:14And you, Valeriano, take Faustino down from the rocket.
01:14:17What happened?
01:14:19What happened?
01:14:19What happened?
01:14:28What happened?
01:14:29What happened?
01:14:30Pepe has left alone.
01:14:32Hey?
01:14:32What happened?
01:14:33Min granilla se agarra pata.
01:14:36Give us the situation, Pepe.
01:14:38Give us the situation.
01:14:39Don Anselmo!
01:14:41Move aside! We haven't heard you anymore!
01:14:42Oh, it sounds!
01:14:44Don Anselmo!
01:14:46Pepe, tell us what you can see from there.
01:14:48What a spectacle, Don Anselmo!
01:14:50If you only knew what I'm seeing!
01:14:52A meteorite, Don Anselmo!
01:14:54A meteorite!
01:14:55What I do?
01:14:55Look, look to the left and let him pass.
01:14:57Don't pay any attention to him.
01:14:58Pepe, Pepe!
01:14:59Ochichornia, tomarich!
01:15:01What do you mean by "long live you"?
01:15:02Oh, how it's happened, mother!
01:15:06It's happened to me, Zando!
01:15:10What do we do with this?
01:15:12What happened?
01:15:13Rest well!
01:15:14Another one!
01:15:15Don Anselmo!
01:15:16Give me a hand, Don Anselmo!
01:15:19She's become so sad!
01:15:21This doesn't seem to be working.
01:15:24I think I'm already out of gravity.
01:15:27The one I don't see is Faustino.
01:15:30Do you know where it is?
01:15:31What happened?
01:15:35What happened?
01:15:37There it is!
01:15:38There it is!
01:15:38There it is!
01:15:40There it is!
01:15:42There it is!
01:15:43Well, well!
01:15:44Be quiet!
01:15:44Let's see if we can understand what he's saying!
01:15:47Come closer, Valeriano, you'll see it better from here.
01:15:49But what are you doing?
01:15:57Is that miserly, stingy Don Gregorio around?
01:16:01I was really looking forward to yelling at you and telling you a few things.
01:16:04Uncle Palma, you're tight.
01:16:06Now I'm the one in charge.
01:16:08And as your commander, I am going to make you a proposition.
01:16:12Before I set foot on the moon,
01:16:15You have to commit to sharing the benefits among everyone in the healthy community.
01:16:20From Don Anselmo to me, including the shrimp.
01:16:24Thanks, handsome.
01:16:25He has a heart of gold.
01:16:26That's what it is!
01:16:27I can't hear you, Don Gregorio.
01:16:31Make up your mind or I'm going back to Minglanillas.
01:16:39Okay, Pepe.
01:16:41Made.
01:16:42The benefits of this operation
01:16:44will be distributed proportionally
01:16:46among all those of the healthy one.
01:16:49Long live Don Gregorio!
01:16:50Viva!
01:16:51You're not very super-boy!
01:16:52A bit of a show-off, but what he said was very well said.
01:16:55Long live Don Gregorio!
01:16:56Long live Don Gregorio!
01:16:57Viva!
01:16:58The moon no longer belongs only to the Americans and the Russians.
01:17:02Now it belongs to the Spanish people too.
01:17:06Day has broken.
01:17:07Suddenly it became daytime.
01:17:09I'm on the moon!
01:17:12Imagine if it actually fell on the moon!
01:17:13That's who he pretended to be!
01:17:15You'll get what's coming to you!
01:17:16Dolores, Elmo!
01:17:17Where's the brake?
01:17:19It's becoming more lunar!
01:17:20That is!
01:17:20Long live Don Gregorio!
01:17:29Attention, Houston.
01:17:31Houston, attention.
01:17:32Our circuit records the presence
01:17:34from a ship of unknown origin.
01:17:36We've located her too.
01:17:38But it has disappeared from our circuits.
01:17:41Our recording circuit receives the inaccessible presence.
01:17:44P
01:17:53Attention, watchlist,
01:17:55creation and adaptation with patient.
01:17:57Long live Don Gregorio!
01:17:59P.
01:18:00Thank you!
01:18:30The moon!
01:18:37I'm over the moon!
01:18:52Minglanillas Tick!
01:18:54I'm over the moon!
01:18:56It's just like the earth!
01:18:57Mr. Asselmo, where did you get the idea that you couldn't withdraw here?
01:19:03The flag. Where is the flag?
01:19:27Yes! But these are here too!
01:19:42Short! Short!
01:19:44Well, well! Where did that idiot come from?
01:19:48I don't carry weapons.
01:19:49I come from the earth!
01:19:51I didn't know you were already here.
01:19:53But I'm innocent, I swear!
01:19:56I am innocent!
01:19:57But this is Almería, you crazy guy!
01:19:59Almería?
01:20:01Is this Almería?
01:20:05Clear!
01:20:06I thought I was on the moon!
01:20:20And here they are, ladies and gentlemen.
01:20:24They haven't reached the moon, but they've achieved something better.
01:20:28The public's attention and the admiration of all, even if only for a few days.
01:20:34We all wonder, if they managed to reach Almería with such rudimentary means,
01:20:39Where would they have gotten if they had had the necessary resources?
01:20:44That's because the propellants failed, right, Pepe?
01:20:48Yes, sir, because otherwise, where would we be at this hour?
01:20:51But we'll get there, we will.
01:20:58La sana offers you its plot in Minglanillas, the urban developer of the space age.
01:21:15Hurry! Buy your plot of land in Minglanillas!
01:21:18One hundred years to pay and one hundred years to live in a peaceful place!
01:21:22No cars, no noise, no air pollution, no flies, no mosquitoes, no bugs!
01:21:31No bugs!
01:21:31One hundred years to pay, and one hundred years to pay, and one hundred years to pay!
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