- hace 2 meses
Reparto: Chiquito de la Calzada, Bigote Arrocet, Sol Abad, Naim Thomas, Julio Tejela, María José Nieto, César Varona, Aldo Sambrell
Dirección: Álvaro Sáenz de Heredia
Narra las aventuras de un aristócrata francés, el “Condemor”, y Lucas, su fiel criado mexicano que, perdidos en el desierto del lejano Oeste, buscan la forma de volver al París de los franceses. A raíz de una involuntaria demostración de valor, “Condemor" es nombrado sheriff -muy en contra de su voluntad- y obligado a perseguir al “Tuerto” y a resolver la incógnita del paradero del padre del Chico y también la localización del legendario El Dorado, la fabulosa mina de oro. La historia se complica cuando el amor platónico de Condemor, la “Bella Jolly”, cantante del Saloon, también es raptada por el malvado... Fue una de las películas españolas más taquilleras de 1996
Dirección: Álvaro Sáenz de Heredia
Narra las aventuras de un aristócrata francés, el “Condemor”, y Lucas, su fiel criado mexicano que, perdidos en el desierto del lejano Oeste, buscan la forma de volver al París de los franceses. A raíz de una involuntaria demostración de valor, “Condemor" es nombrado sheriff -muy en contra de su voluntad- y obligado a perseguir al “Tuerto” y a resolver la incógnita del paradero del padre del Chico y también la localización del legendario El Dorado, la fabulosa mina de oro. La historia se complica cuando el amor platónico de Condemor, la “Bella Jolly”, cantante del Saloon, también es raptada por el malvado... Fue una de las películas españolas más taquilleras de 1996
Categoría
🎥
CortometrajesTranscripción
00:00:00The Holy Spirit
00:00:30The Holy Spirit
00:01:00The Holy Spirit
00:01:29of stretching. I lost the last one on that gray mountain. Don't yell at me, I'm not deaf.
00:01:36It's a strong gray with the ruin of... Beware of scorpions. Beware of scorpions.
00:01:44The crocodiles. The crocodiles. What a party, it's all your fault. You don't get pregnant here, you know that.
00:01:52I realized a week ago that you're not going to give birth around here, Count.
00:01:56Oh, oh, oh. Water! Water! Water!
00:02:00But how can it ask for water? We're in an area here where there's a drought, where you can see frogs croaking and begging.
00:02:09She cries through her vocal tract, the one you didn't know how to defend like a woman.
00:02:14I'm very tired, Count. Let me hold your leg, even if it's just for a little while.
00:02:18Just a minute! Let me go!
00:02:19Oh, oh, oh!
00:02:20Your Aunt Guillermina's hummingbird.
00:02:22And now I'm going to have a beer.
00:02:27But where?
00:02:29Waiter! Waiter! Give me a pitcher of ice-cold beer!
00:02:35Don't add too much foam because the glass will reveal itself and look like it's in Alaska.
00:02:41Hey, and give me a tequeño with lots of ice, please.
00:02:54Oh, oh, oh! I got a puncture!
00:02:56But it was just a mirage, Count.
00:02:58A mirage.
00:02:59Oh, oh, oh.
00:02:59So what? Another mirage?
00:03:03The sterilizing?
00:03:04That?
00:03:05A legal proceeding?
00:03:06A legal proceeding?
00:03:08Well yes.
00:03:09A legal proceeding?
00:03:10We are saved, Count.
00:03:12What needs to be done?
00:03:13Here!
00:03:14Careful!
00:03:15Careful!
00:03:16Watch out!
00:03:16Oh, oh, oh!
00:03:18Take it!
00:03:18We haven't eaten for up to a week!
00:03:20We're thirsty!
00:03:21We can't take it anymore!
00:03:23A miracle!
00:03:24Oh, what a dark-skinned man!
00:03:26Oh, she looks so unwell!
00:03:27It has such a pale complexion!
00:03:28Don't shoot!
00:03:35I can't hurt anyone in the crosshairs!
00:03:38We surrendered!
00:03:39Hands up!
00:03:41But it's a grasshopper, Count.
00:03:44The grasshopper?
00:03:44That gave me such a fright!
00:03:46I've gone for the diodeno vaquinar!
00:03:50OK!
00:03:51But don't get soaked!
00:03:53Because I'm going to take away your high school diploma!
00:03:56You don't look like Apaches.
00:03:57What tribe are you from?
00:03:58The tribe no.
00:03:59This one is a little bit dark-skinned.
00:04:00And this one has more shit than a donkey's belly.
00:04:03I am French.
00:04:04They have fish for mole!
00:04:06It's true.
00:04:07He is the count.
00:04:09And I am Luke, his servant.
00:04:10At your service, my little grasshopper.
00:04:11We're doomed!
00:04:13And we ask for your father.
00:04:15Let us have your carriage.
00:04:18Please, grasshopper.
00:04:19Please.
00:04:19It's been horrible.
00:04:20Why are you crying, little one?
00:04:23Very good.
00:04:24This is my uncle.
00:04:25It's an honor!
00:04:26The Indians attacked us and cut off his hand with a chaslo.
00:04:32Did you say Indians?
00:04:34Count, did you say Indians?
00:04:35By!
00:04:36Magical Indians of the friar!
00:04:38Here they come again!
00:04:39Wow!
00:04:41Oh!
00:04:41Oh!
00:04:41Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:42Oh!
00:04:43Oh!
00:04:43Pull the coachman to start the engine!
00:04:46Oh!
00:04:48Coachman, start for your mother!
00:04:50For his mother's sake!
00:04:50For the children!
00:04:51Tell your mother!
00:04:51Coming?
00:04:54This whistle!
00:04:55He's got the ear of a coachman...
00:04:56In Barbante!
00:04:59Ah!
00:05:00What a drunken coward you got!
00:05:02Let's see, the matis was dead!
00:05:04He's outside!
00:05:04He's outside right now!
00:05:07Coward!
00:05:08Add it up!
00:05:08And dump the store here!
00:05:10I can't be the coward who hides!
00:05:12OK!
00:05:13Or you go upstairs!
00:05:14Or it's going to break!
00:05:14In Barbante!
00:05:15In Barbante!
00:05:16In Barbante!
00:05:16In Barbante!
00:05:17In Barbante!
00:05:18Count!
00:05:18He leaves her here, sent out by the soul of his father, of his mother!
00:05:21And from the whole family!
00:05:22You're not alone!
00:05:23I owe you money!
00:05:24There's a fear of leaving!
00:05:25I don't know what brands they are!
00:05:27But they're fast!
00:05:28F schwer!
00:05:30Fuck!
00:05:31The shoes!
00:05:33Kill him!
00:05:33On your feet!
00:05:34The shoes!
00:05:36There's no "with you out!"
00:05:37Sir with Amarcon ice cream!
00:05:38Hey, düşenor with amarconte helo!
00:05:39How dead!
00:05:42Get out, voyeur!
00:05:43One more green town joined!
00:05:46Because the party is in Colorado!
00:05:58Me first, and the women later, if there's room.
00:06:02Luca!
00:06:03Help me up, it's very hot in here!
00:06:06Oh, oh, oh!
00:06:08Luca!
00:06:09Luca!
00:06:11Luca, give me a hand!
00:06:12Well, I had a hand, Count.
00:06:14No, it's too short!
00:06:15Oh!
00:06:17What a coward!
00:06:18Hey, Mr. Count, what do you think about talking about salary increases?
00:06:20Now's the time to take away the VAT!
00:06:23If you don't raise me up, then I'll lower you.
00:06:25He'll give you whatever you want, but for your own good, give me a lift.
00:06:29Well then, she'll try, Count.
00:06:31Come on up, get up there man!
00:06:32This is way too high!
00:06:34Luca!
00:06:35What a load of rubbish!
00:06:36Let's go further!
00:06:43Watch out, the cannon!
00:06:45We're going to hurt her!
00:06:48Tell the coachman to turn!
00:06:50Which coachman?
00:06:51If this is the damasiento, the bombia, the bread was marked.
00:06:56Don't worry, Count, I'll take the reins!
00:06:59Wow!
00:06:59The deceased is hesitant, he doesn't want to let go of the reins!
00:07:01Oh, take care!
00:07:02Look, Mr. Count!
00:07:03That's a great team!
00:07:03He wants to travel for free, Mr. Count!
00:07:05No, no, no!
00:07:06I won't confess that I'm wearing out the cabin!
00:07:11But where is it going?!
00:07:13Yes, fuck!
00:07:14Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:22Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:22Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:22Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:22You're going to see them killed, Count!
00:07:38Oh, oh, oh!
00:07:38Oh, I can't!
00:07:39I have poa even in my lower diodenum!
00:07:43What a mean coachman!
00:07:44Ouch, my tobacco hurts!
00:07:47Fistro!
00:07:48Why would I listen to you, you coward?
00:07:50That's right, Count!
00:07:51Why did he listen to me?
00:07:52My father came here three years ago in search of gold.
00:07:59And then he bought that old Spanish mine.
00:08:02And I hadn't found anything for months.
00:08:04Then something mysterious happened to him.
00:08:06Mysterious?
00:08:07Oh!
00:08:08Be quiet, Count!
00:08:09Be a man!
00:08:10If you only have a few left, look.
00:08:12That's all that's left here, look, look.
00:08:14But what has he done?
00:08:16But what has Pistro done?
00:08:17He even took away my mustache!
00:08:20Where is?
00:08:20He ripped out my mustache!
00:08:23But it's a torpedo!
00:08:25Torpedo!
00:08:25Get out of my sight!
00:08:27Grimo!
00:08:28And you, bambino?
00:08:30Keep telling me about your father.
00:08:32That's when he wrote to London
00:08:34And he told my poor uncle to rest in peace.
00:08:36He told us to come west,
00:08:38that was waiting for us in a town called El Paso.
00:08:40And he said he had found Manitou's El Dorado.
00:08:43Manitou's El Dorado?
00:08:44And what is that, Chapulín, some kind of bar...?
00:08:46You are nosy and ignorant!
00:08:49That's why they're sending you out of school!
00:08:50Manitou is an Indian god and El Dorado!
00:08:54It's kind of like a gold mine.
00:08:55Did he say gold?
00:08:56He said of gold, Count, a parrot mine...
00:08:59Shut up, torpedo!
00:09:01Everyone has a school diploma
00:09:02And you have a monkey anise label.
00:09:06Nobody knows where the place is.
00:09:07Only my father knows him.
00:09:09Look!
00:09:09And what is that?
00:09:10I have half of the plan; my father sent it to me.
00:09:12It makes no sense at all!
00:09:14And who has the other half, Chapulín?
00:09:16I suppose he'll take care of my father.
00:09:18Sure!
00:09:18And now, little one, now that he's going to have some money,
00:09:22Could they lend me something to go and give birth to the French?
00:09:27Yes, because Mr. Count had a lot of money,
00:09:29But some criminals robbed us,
00:09:30They took everything, they made us angry without even a single one.
00:09:33My uncle gave me this bag before he died.
00:09:34I'll give it to you, but in return you have to help me find my father.
00:09:37Yes, okay.
00:09:40How much money?
00:09:41Oh, Count!
00:09:44We're going to have a hard time!
00:09:45Ole!
00:09:46Luca!
00:09:47It's a noble cause!
00:09:48Yes sir.
00:09:49And from this moment on, he will dedicate himself to you body and soul.
00:09:52to find Dorado and Manitou and his father.
00:09:57To Manitou's father, Mr. Count?
00:09:59No!
00:09:59To the child's father!
00:10:01To the child's father!
00:10:02Okay, then let's go to bed right now
00:10:04to get out of here first thing tomorrow morning, Mr. Count.
00:10:06Tomorrow at six in the morning
00:10:08We have to get up to go directly
00:10:10to that town.
00:10:11What did you say the name of that town was?
00:10:13The step.
00:10:15And tomorrow I'm going to finish removing that little mustache from him.
00:10:18Good evening, Mr. Count.
00:10:20See you tomorrow, Count.
00:10:22See you later, Luca!
00:10:26I love to be in charge.
00:10:27He's a real boss.
00:10:28However, he doesn't pay.
00:10:29Oh my God!
00:10:37Count!
00:10:38Count!
00:10:39We have everything here, Mr. Count!
00:10:41What are you doing, Pantado?
00:10:42Count!
00:10:43Mine, mine, mine, mine!
00:10:44Where are you coming from?
00:10:45Look at these shags, Count!
00:10:47But what is this, Mr. Count?
00:10:48Take off that hat, man!
00:10:49Take off that hat!
00:10:50That one suits him better!
00:10:51Hey!
00:10:51That was my uncle's hat!
00:10:53Well, you don't include him anymore.
00:10:55because it's in a Galactic 4
00:10:56And that hat is very good for my mind
00:10:58to cover all the Zos' ID cards
00:11:01radiant rising from the Sun
00:11:03and it burns my forehead.
00:11:05What a big forehead I have!
00:11:06Oh, Count!
00:11:06By my mother's color!
00:11:07How handsome I look, Mr. Count!
00:11:09Oh, my Count!
00:11:10Oh, my Count!
00:11:11I'll be the referee, please!
00:11:12Look, my Count!
00:11:13He never lacks anything while I'm away, my Count!
00:11:14Let's go to the belongings!
00:11:16Count, look at this cabbage!
00:11:18What a Brussels sprout!
00:11:20Oh, he feels happy, Don Lucas!
00:11:23Get me ready!
00:11:24How good do I look!
00:11:33How good do I look!
00:11:34The truth, Mr. Count?
00:11:35The truth is, with that big hat and those heavy shoes, you look like a small table.
00:11:40As?
00:11:41A small table with a heater underneath?
00:11:42But very cool, very beautiful, my Count, very beautiful.
00:11:45Okay, two by two, go ahead.
00:11:48Are you sure we'll reach the pass this way?
00:12:06At a leisurely pace?
00:12:07At what rate are we going?
00:12:07We never arrived, Mr. Count.
00:12:09Well, I've passed by here four times, by the glory of my mother, and I've shaken hands with the skeleton floor three times.
00:12:18Count.
00:12:19For the glory of my mother, you coward.
00:12:20Hold me, hold me, what you have, Count.
00:12:22Well, he drank all the liquid, Spaniard.
00:12:25But eat, drink, drink, Count.
00:12:26If I haven't lived, I haven't lived at all, Mr. Count.
00:12:28You have a drier truck loaded with furniture.
00:12:30But don't tell me that if you're the one who lives it.
00:12:32I saw him when he threw a single punch.
00:12:34But you know, you know he doesn't wait six hundred hours.
00:12:36I'm going to kill you in August, okay?
00:12:37No, Mr. Count.
00:12:38I swear it on your mother's soul.
00:12:40That?
00:12:40That's enough, isn't it?
00:12:41He won't get paid until year four.
00:12:43But what does it matter, Mr. Count, if you haven't paid for two thousand years?
00:12:45Listen, Mr. Count, I've had a fabulous idea.
00:12:57Look, what do you think if with the money from the boy's uncle,
00:13:00Shall we take the first stagecoach and go to Paris?
00:13:03That would be breaking his promise.
00:13:05He has to help find my father, he promised.
00:13:07Of course, we'll find it.
00:13:09And you, party animal, layabout, like a skewer too, I bid you farewell.
00:13:15Okay, Mr. Count, I won't think about it anymore, Mr. Count.
00:13:18I'm not thinking anymore.
00:13:21Listen to this noise, Count.
00:13:22They are horses.
00:13:23Horses and they are hippos.
00:13:25My group consists of pilgrims who come for the day.
00:13:27And the worst thing is that it's the Indians, Mr. Count.
00:13:34They are going to attack.
00:13:39Good morning, everyone!
00:13:53Good morning.
00:13:54Who are you and where do you think you're going?
00:13:57Mr. Count, the child, me, the hen.
00:13:59We're feeling a bit lost and fancy a drink.
00:14:02And what else is offered to gentlemen?
00:14:04Well, we're on our way to a town called El Paso.
00:14:07And if you would be so kind, could you please take us there?
00:14:10At a Step?
00:14:12And why not at a gallop?
00:14:23Leave them on my tab, boss.
00:14:26This is my territory.
00:14:27Here, whoever passes through pays or I bury them.
00:14:32Right now, instead of the reason.
00:14:34They've taken her away.
00:14:37They've taken her away.
00:14:38It's a misery.
00:14:39One of the ten.
00:14:40It's a misery.
00:14:41Something, something.
00:14:42You have paid something, although not enough.
00:14:45And although the step is just a step away.
00:14:48I cannot let you continue, although I cannot bring you to justice either.
00:14:52On top of that, it makes her a pupil.
00:14:53I don't want to bring you to justice, sir.
00:14:55I'm having a fun idea.
00:14:57The firefighters are burning my brain.
00:15:11There is water.
00:15:12Although they're falling apart, Mr. Conte.
00:15:14For haggling with the squints.
00:15:15Why are we walking around if I'm hurting myself?
00:15:16They took all the money because of him.
00:15:18What did he want?
00:15:19What if they shot us twice each?
00:15:22That's true, Mr. Conte.
00:15:22Yes, yes, yes.
00:15:23Oh, Mr. Conte.
00:15:24I'm sweating all over my body.
00:15:25Well, I have some itching in the lower part of my duct.
00:15:28It feels like I've fallen into a hole surrounded by living ants.
00:15:32that sting more than a chicken in August.
00:15:34Mr. Conte, at this rate we're going to stay stuck.
00:15:37drier than a mummy's spit, Mr. Conte.
00:15:39This is a desert and nobody passes through here.
00:15:42Is nobody passing by?
00:15:43And what about those carrier pigeons?
00:15:45Those are not pigeons.
00:15:46They are swallow and ghent, torpedo.
00:15:49But what are they talking about?
00:15:50Those are vultures.
00:15:51Vultures?
00:15:53Mr. Conte.
00:15:54Well, I have to tell you something, I don't like this at all.
00:15:57Mr. Conte, it seems to me that these vultures want to peck our heads off.
00:16:00and you're going to get the worst of it.
00:16:02No, no, don't go down, this is a ravine
00:16:06and it has a lot of layering.
00:16:08Wait a minute, didn't I hear something like bells?
00:16:10Bells?
00:16:11Bells?
00:16:12Yes, I hear bells, but I don't know where they're coming from.
00:16:15I think they're coming right behind me.
00:16:17Let's see.
00:16:17And what about mine?
00:16:43That?
00:16:44Omon?
00:16:47Listen!
00:16:47Don't leave!
00:16:48Don't leave us standing here like potatoes, listen!
00:16:51America is a beautiful place!
00:16:53And we get stuck with the village eccentric!
00:16:55Damn, she's my star!
00:16:57Oh my God!
00:16:58We're all alone now, Mr. Conte!
00:17:00Unfortunately, we are not alone!
00:17:02Good!
00:17:03Oh, how awful!
00:17:04A tarantella!
00:17:05What tarantella, Mr. Conte?
00:17:06A tarantula!
00:17:07Lucas!
00:17:08Tell me!
00:17:08It's going to get you in the crosshairs!
00:17:10Don't get upset, Mr. Conte!
00:17:12This one's for you, Lucas!
00:17:14He's going to screw you!
00:17:15Zopla, zopla!
00:17:16It has more hair than your blob!
00:17:17Oh, Mr. Conte!
00:17:18Zopla, Lucas!
00:17:19Hey, Lopez, the wolf!
00:17:21Oh, what does the mention of God mean to you, Mr. Conte!
00:17:23Don't listen to him!
00:17:25Take care of yourself!
00:17:26Here it comes again!
00:17:27No no!
00:17:27He's not leaving!
00:17:28For the soul of your grandfather!
00:17:29Don't draw attention to it!
00:17:30The attention?
00:17:31I don't call him Trigo because I don't want to call him Rodrigo!
00:17:33Go back home, hairy spiders!
00:17:42What are you laughing at?
00:17:45You've gone crazy!
00:17:46But how can we laugh, Mr. Conte?
00:17:47You're giving me pleasure with these little hairs!
00:17:50Oh, not again!
00:17:51And save what's happening!
00:17:52There it comes, there it comes!
00:17:53There it is again, the tarantula!
00:17:55He's learned the way by heart!
00:17:58Look, Mr. Conte!
00:17:59Free, Mr. Conte!
00:18:00We're leaving!
00:18:01Free!
00:18:01Out, out!
00:18:03Get out, damn it!
00:18:03Free, Mr. Conte!
00:18:05Free!
00:18:05It's been learned!
00:18:06Free!
00:18:06Free!
00:18:06Free!
00:18:31Mr. Conte, this town seems to be closed, man!
00:18:34Not closed, they're moving.
00:18:37Listen, it won't be a ghost town, Mr. Conte.
00:18:39Ghost?
00:18:40Not even a bracula comes here.
00:18:42This smells fishy, it smells fishy...
00:18:44You smell like bologna.
00:18:45Ah, mortadella!
00:18:51There's someone there.
00:18:55Hey, hey, friend!
00:18:57Good morning, sir!
00:18:59Good morning, sir!
00:18:59Good afternoon!
00:19:00We are looking for the father of this little boy who is more lost than a postman in Barcelona.
00:19:06I swear to God, this guy doesn't understand a thing I'm saying!
00:19:10But speak to her in her own language, Mr. Conte!
00:19:13Just like...
00:19:14Paticante, brincante!
00:19:16But, Mr. Conte!
00:19:17You really speak English!
00:19:19Chlorine accent and chlorine!
00:19:25Cover yourselves.
00:19:26What do you mean we don't cover it?
00:19:27Is it going to rain here?
00:19:29No, but this...
00:19:30It's very gray.
00:19:33Cover yourselves, if you don't want to die.
00:19:36When it rains around here, it must pour.
00:19:39This looks like a duel, Mr. Conte.
00:19:42Has anyone died after the pain?
00:19:44No, but it seems someone is going to die and I don't want that to be me, Mr. Conte.
00:19:51I'm going to kill him, Sheriff.
00:19:54Did you hear that, Mr. Conte?
00:19:56It seems those gentlemen are calling you.
00:20:02Get ready, Sheriff, and those lousy deputies you've picked for yourself.
00:20:05Hey, are you serious about that "birria" thing?
00:20:07We're going to be filled with lead, strangers.
00:20:10It seems you're serious, Mr. Conte.
00:20:12They're not going to kill without him coming.
00:20:15Thank you!
00:20:24Ah!
00:20:24I've been beaten.
00:20:54Invite him over!
00:20:58A nice cold beer, please!
00:21:02Me too, but with few takes?
00:21:05They have demonstrated great skill and composure, yes sir.
00:21:09Oh, this beer is so delicious!
00:21:11Where are you from, sir?
00:21:12Hand's Glove, Bellatonas, Barbados province.
00:21:16That beer is mine.
00:21:17Is it very tasty?
00:21:18It's mine!
00:21:22Wow, bartender.
00:21:23A beer for the young man I'm inviting?
00:21:25No!
00:21:27I want mine.
00:21:30Give it back to me.
00:21:31Gietol!
00:21:32Where is my penis?
00:21:33Don't even think about it. He's drunk and looking for a fight.
00:21:35I want my beer!
00:21:38What have you done, you idiot?
00:21:40He has offended this gentleman.
00:21:42Give him back his beer.
00:21:44I can't, Mr. Glove, I can't.
00:21:46Don't be impatient, good sir.
00:21:48You'll see how he returns it to you.
00:21:49So that it's more delicate for you.
00:21:51Mess!
00:21:54I will teach you how to have manners.
00:21:59Take it out!
00:22:00I'll give you that advantage.
00:22:03Show it if you're a man!
00:22:04Male!
00:22:05One less macho, that's all!
00:22:06What is it?
00:22:06Sack!
00:22:07I'll leave you high and dry, toad!
00:22:08There's no dry toad, young man!
00:22:09Don't contradict him or you're a dead man!
00:22:13I'm getting tired!
00:22:14This way, sir!
00:22:15This was the one that sank the Titanic!
00:22:21Count, I told you I will kill them both.
00:22:29Get out of here!
00:22:35Luca!
00:22:36They've killed us again!
00:22:37They've killed us, Count!
00:22:38Where is my guardian angel?
00:22:47Where is my guardian angel?
00:22:50It is that drunkard whose life I have saved.
00:22:52Because you would have taken him out like you did with those three scoundrels out there.
00:22:56I can see that you are a man through and through.
00:23:00It's because I'm very macho.
00:23:02And I like a woman with presence like yourself.
00:23:05What's the title, miss?
00:23:07Jolly.
00:23:08Jolly Joker.
00:23:10And you?
00:23:11I am Count Mor.
00:23:13At his feet, at his hands.
00:23:15Her face is like a tiny little medal.
00:23:19You are a brave stranger.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:22But I don't like fighting with drunks.
00:23:25He has no personal merit.
00:23:26Have you heard?
00:23:28Here is a man!
00:23:29Excuse me, what did you say your name was?
00:23:31Count Mor.
00:23:32The sinner of the prairie!
00:23:34I propose we name it the new Sari!
00:23:37Yeah!
00:23:38And his assistant!
00:23:40Yeah!
00:23:45It's the Sari.
00:23:46Not me!
00:23:47If so, he is the bravest, the toughest, and the best.
00:23:50It's not your sari!
00:23:51I'm not!
00:23:52If so, a Don Juan, the most skilled in love.
00:23:55It's the Sari.
00:23:56Big mistake!
00:23:57It's a very close goal, it's my champion's kit.
00:24:01It's the Sari!
00:24:02Oh, our Sari!
00:24:05What a great Sari!
00:24:07Long live the Sari!
00:24:09Oh!
00:24:10Oh!
00:24:11Gallop like the wind, swift and fast.
00:24:17She will smile at me, if the sun rises, and she will love me, for my love is hers.
00:24:23Did you know that in this town we have the custom of taking up a collection for the Sari?
00:24:28As?
00:24:29The life of a sari is short, but it is very well paid.
00:24:32And what about his assistant?
00:24:33Somewhat less.
00:24:34Less short?
00:24:35Less paid, but just as short, you understand?
00:24:36Let's go like this!
00:24:37Rich!
00:24:38Agarian!
00:24:39I'm going to Sari!
00:24:40It's time to touch on the illusion!
00:24:41He took the bait!
00:24:42He took the bait!
00:24:43I am from the Salvation people.
00:24:45I am a sari!
00:24:46Me too!
00:24:47I am his shadow, I am his friend.
00:24:48His assistant and his support.
00:24:50We are sari!
00:24:51We're tough, we're tough!
00:24:53Yes sir!
00:24:54The face of the bad guys in horror!
00:24:56We are Seri!
00:24:57You!
00:24:58You!
00:25:00You!
00:25:02You!
00:25:07And the sun will rise and you will be?
00:25:10Thank you!
00:25:40I'm the sheriff!
00:25:42Okay!
00:25:44Hey, Mr. Count, excuse me for something.
00:25:47What are we going to do with that little finger they gave him?
00:25:49And what are you keeping hidden right now, Mr. Count?
00:25:51Diet!
00:25:52With this little bit of money!
00:25:53We'll return to Paris tomorrow.
00:25:55The first errand that comes along.
00:25:57I swear on my father that we'll leave when the rooster changes.
00:26:01And why don't we leave tonight, Mr. Count?
00:26:03The idea of being a sheriff terrifies me.
00:26:05Even if it's just for a little while, man.
00:26:07Shut up, coward!
00:26:08Tonight I'm the one who's going to sing!
00:26:11Let's go serenading!
00:26:12Does it give you, Queen?
00:26:13Yes sir!
00:26:14I realize that now.
00:26:15Me too, Mr. Count, for the eyes of that gorgeous woman
00:26:17that they bring him to me super in love, Mr. Count.
00:26:19Tell the truth, man!
00:26:21Here's the house!
00:26:23Give me the guitar, maestro!
00:26:24Yes sir!
00:26:25Mr. Count, I didn't know you knew how to play the guitar, man.
00:26:27Me neither!
00:26:28Wow!
00:26:29But it doesn't have any strings, man!
00:26:30Anyone could do that!
00:26:31There's nothing to do!
00:26:32Hide it from him while he's asleep!
00:26:34Come on, shorty!
00:26:35Yes sir!
00:26:36Let's get in here!
00:26:37That's it!
00:26:38Here!
00:26:39Tell me here that Mr. Count is going to start singing a ranchera song!
00:26:42This one's for you, Jolly!
00:26:53In the night of your hair, a heart has hidden
00:26:59And weeping inconsolably goes the man who has lost her.
00:27:05Go door to door asking if anyone has seen her go by!
00:27:10And you have it saved and want to answer us!
00:27:16What have you done, Samaritan woman?
00:27:19What has become of my love?
00:27:21You took the water away without letting me drink it!
00:27:28Oh, Jolly!
00:27:30Oh, Jolly!
00:27:31Oh, Jolly!
00:27:32Oh!
00:27:33Oh, Jolly!
00:27:34Oh, Jolly!
00:27:35Oh, Jolly!
00:27:36Oh, Jolly!
00:27:37Oh, Jolly!
00:27:38Oh, Jolly!
00:27:39Oh, Jolly!
00:27:40Oh, Jolly!
00:27:41Oh, Jolly!
00:27:42Oh, Jolly!
00:27:43Oh, Jolly!
00:27:44Oh, Jolly!
00:27:45Oh, Jolly!
00:27:46Oh, Jolly!
00:27:47Oh, Jolly!
00:27:48Oh, Jolly!
00:27:49Oh, Jolly!
00:27:50Tensito, you'll reach the menus!
00:27:51Oh, Jolly!
00:27:52Oh, Jolly!
00:27:53Oh, Jolly!
00:27:54Oh!
00:27:55Oh, Jolly!
00:27:58Oh, Jolly!
00:28:03Country memory
00:28:04Alleluia.
00:28:05Alleluia.
00:28:08I am afraid.
00:28:12Open the window, everything is affirmative!
00:28:15It's so humid here!
00:28:17I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, you can't handle it, I'm the Lord, I've come to mark you with a washed heart.
00:28:44Are you Seri?
00:28:48Yes, beautiful Yoli, I am Yoli, sinner of the platinum.
00:28:52Liquidate it here, liquidate it here.
00:28:53I'm waiting for you here, Seri.
00:28:56Well, I'm going up right now.
00:28:59He killed her, Mr. Conte, he killed her, his boyfriends are being buried, man.
00:29:02That's dead!
00:29:03He's got her in the bag, man.
00:29:04Get in!
00:29:05Luca!
00:29:06You, Mr. Conte!
00:29:07I don't take care of anyone!
00:29:08No Sunday deadline!
00:29:09Oh no, it's knocking me to the ground!
00:29:10Oh, he can do it!
00:29:11Watch out, my little one!
00:29:12Careful!
00:29:13Oh, I can do it!
00:29:14Come on up, my desert cat!
00:29:15Come on up, my shy one!
00:29:16Oh!
00:29:17I'm going to take the heavy gun!
00:29:18Yes, beautiful.
00:29:19Come on up, my shy one!
00:29:20Oh, oh, oh!
00:29:21Oh, oh, oh!
00:29:22Aaah!
00:29:23He's gone!
00:29:24He's gone!
00:29:25He's gone!
00:29:26He's gone, watch out!
00:29:27To your window!
00:29:28By the glory of my father, I'm half a meter short!
00:29:39Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:29:40Oh, Mr. Conte!
00:29:41Get in, man!
00:29:42Yoli!
00:29:43You're annoying me, Yoli!
00:29:45For the glory of my mother!
00:29:47Oh, God!
00:29:48Watch out, it's going to fall!
00:29:49Oh!
00:29:50Watch out, Mr. Conte!
00:29:51It's here!
00:29:52Miserie, Conte Mojo, beautiful, Yoli!
00:29:56My darling, sheriff!
00:29:58Be careful!
00:30:00The roof is very slippery!
00:30:03Stop, stop, Mr. Conne!
00:30:04Here I am!
00:30:05And there!
00:30:05Don't interfere, man!
00:30:06Don't worry!
00:30:08I am your wolf!
00:30:10Not your wolf!
00:30:11Your coyote!
00:30:15Here, Sheriff!
00:30:16Hold my hand!
00:30:17Here!
00:30:18Don't let me get caught breaking horns, man!
00:30:21Careful!
00:30:25Careful!
00:30:29Here I come, Mr. Conne!
00:30:30I'm completely frozen!
00:30:32Luca!
00:30:34Get me down from here!
00:30:35Get your parachute ready!
00:30:37Stay still, man!
00:30:38Stick your head through the diodenum below!
00:30:41You're not good enough, Mr. Conne!
00:30:42Think of something, argodon!
00:30:44What am I supposed to think, Mr. Conne?
00:30:45If he's stealing all my ideas, well, man!
00:30:48Here I come, watch out!
00:30:48Wait, I've got it!
00:30:49It's a real mess!
00:30:51I'll unhook it right now, man!
00:30:53Just a little prick!
00:30:54Coward, you fell!
00:30:55I'm not a kebab!
00:31:08Wait!
00:31:09Stay put!
00:31:09I absolutely love the property!
00:31:10I'll be right back!
00:31:11Don't leave me here!
00:31:12Don't leave me here!
00:31:13But where is it?
00:31:15He's gone!
00:31:16That's it, Seri!
00:31:17I've got it!
00:31:17Put this rope over your head!
00:31:19By the head?
00:31:20Yes, that's because of the head!
00:31:22Now, slowly raise your right arm!
00:31:26And now the left one!
00:31:29That is!
00:31:29So what now?
00:31:30And now let's talk about my salary, Mr. Conne!
00:31:33I'll kill this guy!
00:31:35Damn!
00:31:36Traitor!
00:31:37We need to add a counterweight to raise it!
00:31:39Let me do it, Miss Jolie, if I get it out, man!
00:31:41Don't give it up, Jolie!
00:31:43This guy is a terrorist from the United States of Barbate!
00:31:45All this!
00:31:47Where did you come in?
00:31:49Out the door, Mr. Conne!
00:31:50You could have told me sooner, sweetheart!
00:31:52And we would have saved money!
00:31:53You are ruins!
00:31:55Was the little roof thing really that romantic?
00:31:57Now it's my turn to jump!
00:31:58Don't worry, Jesus!
00:31:58No!
00:31:59I forbid it, filter, mentor!
00:32:02Who has assigned you physics if you can't read or write?!
00:32:06Relief!
00:32:07He wants to strangle me!
00:32:09Stop it, Mr. Conne!
00:32:11I promised him I'd take it down!
00:32:12Alive, dead, but I'll bring him down!
00:32:13But, Lucas, don't do it all at once!
00:32:15What do you want, my love?
00:32:16Hang me slowly!
00:32:18I hope it hurts my vocal tract!
00:32:21I'm feeling unwell!
00:32:23It's all my fault!
00:32:25For your love, Jolie!
00:32:26Since I saw you, I've been captivated by your eyes like a pile of rubble,
00:32:30of your personal smile, of your human body.
00:32:34Look how badly it came loose, the other afternoon I was crossing the bridge
00:32:38I threw my love into the river.
00:32:40Ah!
00:32:42It was a hanger-on!
00:32:43He's shooting me!
00:32:45That saves me!
00:32:46Mamacuela!
00:32:47Careful!
00:32:48Careful!
00:32:48Careful!
00:32:48Careful!
00:32:49Count!
00:32:54Oh, Count!
00:32:55Where are you?
00:32:56I've lost it, Count!
00:32:57Here he is, Count!
00:32:59I told him I was going to attack him and I took him out, Count!
00:33:02Count!
00:33:03Count!
00:33:05Count!
00:33:05Count!
00:33:07Let's go!
00:33:37Count!
00:33:49But nothing at all!
00:33:50What's up, Mr. Count?
00:33:51Was it a nightmare?
00:33:56What a stone, Mr. Count.
00:33:58His kidney must have fallen out with pleasure, and through his mouth.
00:34:00What do you want me to throw up through my stomach?
00:34:03She can't find my father anywhere.
00:34:07I think he's dead.
00:34:08May God have him in his glory.
00:34:10And now it's time to sleep.
00:34:12You'll see how tomorrow you'll see everything as less serious.
00:34:17Sweet dreams.
00:34:21Damn!
00:34:22Good evening, Mr. Count.
00:34:23You and that sleepyhead promised to help me find my father.
00:34:39And instead they kept my money.
00:34:41Do you know that those bandits robbed him?
00:34:44Everyone has a bad day now and then.
00:34:46I am Count Moro.
00:34:48You are neither a Count nor anything else.
00:34:50A Count keeps his word.
00:34:52You don't even do that.
00:34:53And because he's a liar, he's going to die.
00:34:58Wait a minute, kid!
00:34:59Don't put the piezo in me!
00:35:01Lucas!
00:35:01What happens now, Mr. Count?
00:35:03We have wheat to call you, Rodrigo.
00:35:06Dress me quickly.
00:35:08We need to find the child's father.
00:35:09Do you realize that?
00:35:10How can I not notice, Mr. Count?
00:35:12Where does he say the child's father is?
00:35:14He'll have to go buy a newspaper.
00:35:16Hey, Grasshopper.
00:35:17Have you checked the lost and found office?
00:35:19Or below Ferpudo.
00:35:20No, I get it now!
00:35:21In the restaurant or hotel soup tureen!
00:35:23He's my father!
00:35:25Let me handle the investigation.
00:35:27That's what I'm here for, and with Moro's help.
00:35:30Now I remember.
00:35:31You have to look in the post office.
00:35:34My father told me that if I didn't find him there, he would leave a message.
00:35:37I've got it now.
00:35:38We'll start with the post office.
00:35:41That!
00:35:41With your permission, Count.
00:35:44I am the being and with Moro!
00:35:46What's happening?
00:35:48I'm here on a special mission.
00:35:49Nobody move!
00:35:51Good morning, Cedi.
00:35:52What can we offer you?
00:35:53I am looking for the father of this child.
00:35:58I don't see it.
00:35:59Look carefully, young man.
00:36:00He's a little man like this, with a mustache.
00:36:01Come on, I say, right, Chapulín?
00:36:03They haven't left anything here.
00:36:05Who is named Tom?
00:36:06I had a dog named Igual.
00:36:09What breed would you say the cocker spaniel is?
00:36:11Or Bulldog?
00:36:12Poodle!
00:36:13That's right, the big poodle, Mr. Count, isn't it?
00:36:14Listen, friend, what we're looking for is the boy's father, not a dog.
00:36:21Ah, what you're looking for is the dog's father!
00:36:24No, not the boy's father's dog!
00:36:26I mean, the boy's father.
00:36:27Well, let's see what I said before, man.
00:36:29What did they say his name was?
00:36:31And how old is he?
00:36:32Kandenauer, with delay.
00:36:34And I think he's already over 50.
00:36:36It's a servant's flat!
00:36:38Every time my dad speaks, he doesn't make me angry.
00:36:40So what's the decision?
00:36:41Neither in one thing nor in the other.
00:36:44I'm fed up!
00:36:45Taylor, my father's name is Tom Taylor.
00:36:48He is a mining engineer and came here on the way to leave his contact information.
00:36:52Right here in this post office.
00:36:54That name, that name, Tom Taylor, sounds familiar.
00:36:58Does that ring a bell?
00:36:59Yes, yes, he came a month ago.
00:37:01He is a tall and handsome man.
00:37:03It left me with a good taste in my mouth.
00:37:04And what about my situation?
00:37:22Count, the madman of the desert!
00:37:24No!
00:37:25The desert madman!
00:37:28Here it is.
00:37:30To hand over my son Tommy.
00:37:32Yes, yes, I am Tommy Taylor.
00:37:33But what is that?
00:37:36A cockatoo.
00:37:38A cockatoo?
00:37:39But, but, what could my father have meant by a cockatoo?
00:37:42If you don't know, you who are his son.
00:37:45The cockatoo festival!
00:37:47Do you know where your father's shrine is?
00:37:50Where is your father?
00:37:52Insist, sir.
00:37:52When you don't see that he's pretending, you pressure the man.
00:37:54Press it!
00:37:55Speak, please.
00:37:56Tell me, where is Tom Taylor?
00:37:58Answer.
00:37:59Tom Taylor.
00:38:00Have you heard?
00:38:03She knows it!
00:38:05Well, the party's over.
00:38:07Enough already, you coward!
00:38:09From the cockatoo to still, in the name of the law.
00:38:12She is a prosecution witness.
00:38:14And if not, sing it to me right now.
00:38:16That's what I like to hear, Mr. Count.
00:38:17That's the way to talk.
00:38:18Hey, you bunch of sing-song singers!
00:38:19The cockatoo's festoon knows more than it seems!
00:38:24Now you will sing for the glory of the soul of the Count's father.
00:38:28Where is Tom Taylor?
00:38:29Where is Tom Taylor?
00:38:32Juan, didn't you say your name was Tom Taylor?
00:38:35Yeah.
00:38:35Unless it's Juan the Blacksmith, there's no one else here.
00:38:37A Mexican who is as gossipy and drunk as they come.
00:38:41I remember seeing him a couple of times with Tom Taylor
00:38:43And they were the first to arrive at the hall and drank like two Cossacks.
00:38:47And where can we find this Juan?
00:38:50The blacksmith shop is at the end of the street.
00:38:52Come on!
00:38:52Long live me!
00:38:53I love you so much, I want you to be here!
00:38:55I love you so much, I want you to be here!
00:38:57Tom Taylor, yes, I think he came this way to get his horse.
00:39:01He'll put on a show, he'll do it a couple of times, but he had problems with the one-eyed man.
00:39:05Your horse?
00:39:06Oh, you don't know the one-eyed man?
00:39:07No, we don't know him.
00:39:08The one-eyed man is the most bloodthirsty butcher that has ever existed.
00:39:13And what did my father have to do with him?
00:39:14Your father discovered a goldmine, celebrated it at the bar, and couldn't keep quiet.
00:39:18I was with your father when the one-eyed man came and took him away.
00:39:21To the goldmine?
00:39:22No, to his father.
00:39:23To the father of the vein?
00:39:24Enough already, you tiresome, cowardly, annoying person!
00:39:26I am the one from here asking the question.
00:39:28Where did they take him, bro?
00:39:29To Palo Largo, on the other side of the border.
00:39:32There, the one-eyed man has become the boss.
00:39:34Furthermore, those who go there rarely come out alive.
00:39:38The one-eyed man is a terrible bloodthirsty man.
00:39:40The one-eyed man has captured my father.
00:39:42The sheriff has to save him.
00:39:43Boy's party!
00:39:44Didn't you hear what Herrero said?
00:39:46Should I send him a letter or a questionnaire?
00:39:51Or call the police, if you don't answer, that's the key, man.
00:39:53No!
00:39:54Better to call the prostitute.
00:39:56But you're the sheriff.
00:39:57I don't.
00:39:58That plaque says so.
00:40:00From this moment forward, consider my position vacant.
00:40:06And for my part, I automatically stop being the sheriff's breakfast guest and we're going to arm ourselves.
00:40:11In the afternoon?
00:40:11That's not it!
00:40:12I don't divide anyone here without my permission.
00:40:15Well, this is getting out of hand, man.
00:40:16Will you want it here?
00:40:17Are we about to start shooting each other over something so trivial?
00:40:19No way, man.
00:40:20Do you really think we're in the East, young man?
00:40:22We're in the west!
00:40:24This one or this one, just like that, it's all the same to me.
00:40:28Because I'm going to tell you something.
00:40:29If not, when are we going to have breakfast?
00:40:31Still!
00:40:32The boy's father must be rescued!
00:40:34It's their obligation!
00:40:35That's why we pay him a salary, right?
00:40:38They must go out in search of the boy's father.
00:40:41These stars of the actor omigan them.
00:40:43Damn my star!
00:40:44He doesn't want them, the cake maker!
00:40:46I prefer colorful stickers!
00:40:48If the stars are not hung up, I will order them to be hung from the barn.
00:40:52Take a break, sun!
00:40:53Don't get nervous, young man! Don't get nervous!
00:40:56Who is the traitor we don't want to go to?
00:40:59The thing is, we don't know the way, man, otherwise...
00:41:01Juan the Blacksmith will guide them for a handful of dollars and a bottle of tequila.
00:41:05Here's the tequila!
00:41:08And here are the dollars.
00:41:09That's fine.
00:41:10So, to the horses, boys.
00:41:12To the Cabakós?
00:41:13Hey, Mr. Count, what do you say we go on foot, man?
00:41:15Yes! Come on!
00:41:16We're infantry with the damn bet!
00:41:19Oh, fast horse!
00:41:21Oh, horse! Oh, big one!
00:41:22Oh, the Spanish bookshelf!
00:41:26Isn't there a smaller one?
00:41:28Take us up to the barn!
00:41:30They must be lynched!
00:41:32Never! You've fallen!
00:41:34What do you think?
00:41:35If it's not where I usually go down like that, man.
00:41:36On horseback!
00:41:37They must be lynched!
00:41:38Yeah!
00:41:39Yeah!
00:41:44Can't!
00:41:45On horseback!
00:41:46On horseback!
00:41:47I don't know if so!
00:41:48Can't!
00:41:49Can't!
00:41:50Ah!
00:41:51Oh, oh, oh!
00:41:52Ah!
00:41:53Ah!
00:41:54Ah!
00:41:55I can't! I can't! Oh no! Oh no! It's here!
00:42:10On the other side of the landfill is Palo Gordo.
00:42:13Espíjalo, Palo Largo, compadre.
00:42:16With so much hardship, buddy, we won't get anywhere, because they're not giving me any hardship, man.
00:42:22And what does that piece of Malay mean?
00:42:28It marks the territory of the port.
00:42:31This is how they intend to scare people.
00:42:34Well, they've done it.
00:42:36I feel really unwell.
00:42:39I have no choice but to go to the tubanero, to the bat.
00:42:45Pass me the bottle of tequila, brother.
00:42:47Is it just the bottle, brother, because the tequila has already given him the low?
00:42:51You don't say!
00:42:52Yes, he can't.
00:42:53Don't move them or I'll throw them away.
00:42:57Don't crowd around me, the Seri has only come to talk to the one-eyed man in peace.
00:43:03Do you want the damn Seri?
00:43:05That!
00:43:07Don't shoot!
00:43:10It makes me laugh!
00:43:11Ah!
00:43:13You're all fat!
00:43:15Ah!
00:43:15Ah!
00:43:15Ah!
00:43:21We don't do the dry cat thing here!
00:43:26If you're beautiful, with that smell, nobody will be able to enter the town.
00:43:30Look, Mr. Count!
00:43:32That guy looks terrible!
00:43:33Well, his tongue is sticking out; he must have eaten something that was bad.
00:43:37Hey, boss!
00:43:37And who is that deceased person?
00:43:39A commissioner.
00:43:40The same as you.
00:43:42He came to harm the one-eyed man, but the one-eyed man got there first.
00:43:44Ha ha ha!
00:43:46So what do we do now?
00:43:49You want to escape, that's what I'm saying!
00:43:52Adela!
00:43:56What's up, Valerio?
00:43:58Here's just the tone of the least important, this cutie.
00:44:00Oh, liar!
00:44:03Who are they?
00:44:04Here are some flawed individuals who claim to be representatives of the law.
00:44:08Bring them here!
00:44:09Come on!
00:44:09Come on!
00:44:10Come on!
00:44:13Walk!
00:44:14That star won't do him much good here, seriously.
00:44:17In this territory, I am the only law.
00:44:19That's exactly what I was thinking!
00:44:21What a coincidence!
00:44:23What a coincidence!
00:44:24Does it give you guinea pig?
00:44:25We brought the little star so you can put it on the Christmas tree.
00:44:29And this one's for his wife.
00:44:32Delighted to see her looking so beautiful.
00:44:34Well, you don't recognize it.
00:44:36They are those clowns we buried in the desert.
00:44:39Well, it's true.
00:44:40Their faces seemed familiar, but I couldn't place them.
00:44:42I'm sure they've come so we can finish the job.
00:44:45What are you doing here, Serif?
00:44:47Ha ha ha!
00:44:48Well, to the father of the child, whom we haven't seen for many days.
00:44:55And who is your father, my son?
00:44:57I am not your son.
00:44:58You thieving, murderous uncle!
00:44:59How dare you?
00:45:00How dare you speak to the one-eyed man like that?
00:45:03You can't see the guinea pig.
00:45:03Hey, that kid is really good, man.
00:45:05The thing is, now I'm feeling a bit emotional, man.
00:45:07The loss of his father has been a blow to him.
00:45:11The father's name is Tom Tyler.
00:45:12Does that name remind you of anything?
00:45:15Tom Tyler.
00:45:16The gold prospector.
00:45:18Ah, Tom Tyler.
00:45:20I remember now.
00:45:21He died of natural causes shortly after I bought the rights to a vein he had discovered.
00:45:27And the scoundrel tricked me.
00:45:29He sold me a plan that was missing the other half.
00:45:31What a coincidence!
00:45:33Was the other half missing?
00:45:34Isn't half of the plan that the child has being given?
00:45:36Don't pay any attention to this guy, he's drunk and lost.
00:45:39Oh, really?
00:45:40Let's see!
00:45:41Ha ha ha!
00:45:42No!
00:45:42Register him!
00:45:43Let's see.
00:45:44Come on, be quiet, you little guys, be quiet.
00:45:48I found it, I found it.
00:45:50Here it is.
00:45:52Bring it here, let's see.
00:45:53Ha ha ha!
00:45:55They agree!
00:45:56Tequila for everyone!
00:45:58Let's have a party!
00:45:59We must celebrate!
00:46:01Come on!
00:46:04I'm in a good mood.
00:46:06What do you prefer?
00:46:08Should I hang you now or after the party?
00:46:10No, sir.
00:46:11Neither before nor after.
00:46:12Furthermore, that comes without the road.
00:46:14And the ribbon never suited me.
00:46:16The same goes for this mayor for being a protester.
00:46:18I didn't feel hurt, you'll pay for this!
00:46:20And the child too!
00:46:21No!
00:46:22No!
00:46:22And to the sheriff!
00:46:23And his assistant!
00:46:24No!
00:46:24Not me!
00:46:25No!
00:46:25Do you know how to sing?
00:46:28Like the angels of heaven.
00:46:29And I make him run from the ground.
00:46:31No!
00:46:32Because it was sung in a clay pot and the child was taken out of the cradle.
00:46:37If they sing out of tune or stop dancing, they get fried pork rinds.
00:46:41Music!
00:46:41Aha!
00:46:52I haven't done anything!
00:46:53You're wrong!
00:46:54I'm nothing!
00:46:56I'm terrible at poking a stick!
00:46:57Wait!
00:46:58Don't accuse me of cheating on you with Rosita!
00:47:03That's not how it works!
00:47:05That's not true!
00:47:07Well, Rosita isn't my type and you know it!
00:47:10Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:12It doesn't suit me!
00:47:14I'd like some more chubby ones!
00:47:17With curvy hips!
00:47:19Where I can't grab hold!
00:47:22The skinny ones slip away from me!
00:47:25And their stars bore me!
00:47:26Oh, oh!
00:47:27Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:28Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:28Be quiet!
00:47:29Be quiet!
00:47:30I can't stand her!
00:47:34So fast!
00:47:35You found me shirtless with Ramona.
00:47:38It's not easy, that's not true.
00:47:41He asked me to fix his shelf.
00:47:44Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:45My little darling!
00:47:46Oh, my God!
00:47:48But we'll leave it hanging for three days for the crows to have for breakfast!
00:47:51Scoundrels!
00:47:54Be quiet!
00:47:54As a last wish, my friend, I can smoke a cigarette.
00:47:57Be quiet!
00:47:57Be quiet!
00:47:58Be quiet!
00:47:59Be quiet!
00:48:00No!
00:48:04Aaah!
00:48:05Aaah!
00:48:05Aaah!
00:48:06Aaah!
00:48:06Careful!
00:48:07What's happening?!
00:48:08They're escaping!
00:48:09Let's get going!
00:48:22It's the fight, the plans!
00:48:25Fuck it!
00:48:30The pencil case!
00:48:33Here's the cartridge belt, the fire!
00:48:35Here's the cartridge belt, the fire!
00:48:39Here's the cartridge belt, Mr. Count!
00:48:42Lastly!
00:48:44The blueprints! The blueprints have been stolen!
00:48:54Luca, I was rich! I have the plans!
00:48:58Then you will pay me what you owe me, Count!
00:49:00I can't, I can't!
00:49:05No!
00:49:09Mr. Count, here comes the grasshopper!
00:49:17Here we are!
00:49:19Come on, it goes here like a band-aid!
00:49:22The plans! Kill him!
00:49:24What's happening!
00:49:27Can't!
00:49:28What's happening!
00:49:30Can't!
00:49:31My mom, quick!
00:49:33Hurry, Count! Let the brothers take me!
00:49:35My horse! Love me, horse!
00:49:38What's happening!
00:49:40Can't!
00:49:42Now he's known that we'll eat the gunman!
00:49:45William Tom, star of what's his real name!
00:49:49I'm going to serve on the planet, the crisis and the sea!
00:49:52My question is the way that is for pain!
00:49:56He'll come down all the way from Mississippi
00:49:58He'll battle him into a beautiful girl
00:50:02Help! Help! Where is my horse? Where is the horse's head that they've taken? This is the mountain route!
00:50:12Please! Stop! Leave! There's no condensed mojo! The traffic light!
00:50:21Please, now! There's no one here! There's no one here! There's no one here! It's for a reason! It's the rocky way!
00:50:51And it seems he's made a killing off me.
00:50:54I can't, I can't.
00:50:57Hey, sheriff.
00:50:59You're doing the reverse, and it's because I'm drunk.
00:51:02The loudmouth, your sinner.
00:51:05We need to notify the justice of the peace because it seems I'm at war.
00:51:07Your Honor!
00:51:08Come on!
00:51:09Estemme!
00:51:14We're looking for the justice of the peace, man!
00:51:16Here it is.
00:51:16Let the Justice of the Peace come this way!
00:51:18Mr. Justice of the Peace!
00:51:19Oh dear, this is not, Count!
00:51:21Have you seen the justice of the peace around here?
00:51:23Justice of the Peace, man!
00:51:24Where's the justice of the peace, man?
00:51:28You!
00:51:28Surround the room and don't let anyone out!
00:51:32I'll get those plans even if I have to hang half the town.
00:51:39Hey, friend!
00:51:41Have you seen the justice of the peace around here?
00:51:46And what about my situation?
00:51:47Again!
00:51:48These salty things are everywhere.
00:51:50They move more than prices!
00:51:52Give me another whiskey!
00:51:54Your Honor!
00:51:55Peace be with you!
00:51:56I'm looking for it!
00:51:58Where are you hiding?
00:51:59Hello, Seri!
00:52:00I'll buy you a drink!
00:52:02Not now, Your Honor!
00:52:04The one-eyed man is hot on our heels!
00:52:07Give the seri a whiskey!
00:52:08I think I need it!
00:52:09Count!
00:52:10The one-eyed man!
00:52:10The one-eyed man!
00:52:11Count!
00:52:11Oh!
00:52:12Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:21Those animals are not allowed!
00:52:23We're lost, you coward!
00:52:25This way, this way!
00:52:26Come on!
00:52:26Open!
00:52:27Gate!
00:52:27Gate!
00:52:27Open!
00:52:27Open!
00:52:28Subscribe to the channel!
00:52:58Subscribe to the channel!
00:53:28Subscribe to the channel!
00:53:58Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:00Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:02Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:04Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:06Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:08Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:10Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:12Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:14Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:16Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:18Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:20Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:22Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:24Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:26Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:28Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:30Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:32Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:34Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:36Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:38Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:40Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:42Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:44Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:46Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:48Subscribe to the channel!
00:54:50Yes, yes, but what's she doing upstairs?
00:54:53Lower me for your father, I can't take it anymore.
00:54:55I am the one who can't take it anymore, Count.
00:54:57Look what he's done to me, man.
00:54:58Out the window, get out the window.
00:55:01Impossible, we're surrounded.
00:55:03Well, they can't stay here.
00:55:04Did you hear they're planning to come back?
00:55:05So what do we do?
00:55:06He can't think of anything.
00:55:08Stay still, everyone, nobody move.
00:55:10Or do I have to say thoughtfully what I'm thinking?
00:55:15One very important thing.
00:55:16I'm dying to go to Paris.
00:55:20Wait a minute, I've actually thought of something.
00:56:05Follow
00:56:08Oh, bye
00:56:11Oh, baby
00:56:13Honey
00:56:15I have to get back
00:56:31I think you're a man
00:56:33Go back to your castle
00:56:40Go back to your castle
00:56:42Let me breathe, breathe and have some breath
00:56:47Oh, yeah
00:56:48Oh, yeah
00:56:52They're not in the rooms either.
00:56:57Where have they gone?
00:57:03Oh, yeah
00:57:07I have to get back
00:57:10I think you're a man
00:57:12That's where you belong
00:57:15That's where you belong
00:57:17What happened to you, miss?
00:57:29He slipped
00:57:30A bit
00:57:31What happened to him in Mirón?
00:57:42Are those how many chorus girls are dressed up?
00:57:44You don't realize
00:57:45Don't let them escape!
00:57:46What imenno?
00:57:49Oh, yeah
00:57:49Call it
00:57:51Oh, yeah
00:57:52Oh, yeah
00:57:52Come on
00:57:55Go yeah
00:57:55Rebeben
00:57:57All right
00:57:58Come on
00:57:58Oh
00:57:59Come on
00:57:59Come on
00:58:04Come on
00:58:04Come on
00:58:04Come on
00:58:05Come on
00:58:06Come on
00:58:07Come on
00:58:07Come on
00:58:08Oh, Mom!
00:58:38Where is that rat Sheri?
00:58:45Don't know!
00:58:46Oh, let me fall to my cliff!
00:58:48Let her go, you coward!
00:58:49And who are you? His mother?
00:58:51Her older sister!
00:58:52And I'm her cousin!
00:58:58Valerio! Where are you, Valerio?
00:59:02Okay!
00:59:03Mr. Ponte! He'll take the child!
00:59:05And Godi too!
00:59:06Valerio! Take our rapata away from here!
00:59:09Hey kid! Let's get out of here! Stay right there!
00:59:11Let's go to the rescue, my brother! Let's go!
00:59:14Here are the plans!
00:59:16I've got what I wanted!
00:59:18And what do we do with the kid?
00:59:19Bring him inside as a hostage too! Come on! To the horses!
00:59:24Stop shooting!
00:59:31Give it to me, little lollipop!
00:59:35They've caught up with me!
00:59:36I wouldn't know which is worse!
00:59:38Don't let them take Jolie away!
00:59:40She's my daughter!
00:59:41What?!
00:59:42But Your Honor!
00:59:44Anyone can have parity!
00:59:45Look! They took the child from us!
00:59:46We haven't even said a word, dude!
00:59:48Shit yourself, coward!
00:59:49I'm the one who decides here!
00:59:51That's what I'm here for, Count Mo!
00:59:54Where are you going, Count?
00:59:56But my lord count, where are you going, man!
00:59:59They've swallowed it, Count!
01:00:00They swallowed it whole!
01:00:02Now we're really going to have a hard time, Count!
01:00:04Don't even dream about it, sinner!
01:00:07I will rescue my Jolie!
01:00:08He's crazy!
01:00:08And this time he won't save him!
01:00:10Not even a tame dog can touch a one-eyed man!
01:00:13Start, horse, quick!
01:00:15What a bunch of ugly ducklings!
01:00:17Let's go on the attack!
01:00:30Let's go to the worst one they make!
01:00:34Let's go!
01:00:35Talk to us at the worst possible rate!
01:00:41No, yes sir!
01:00:42Let your hands get involved!
01:00:44I am the being!
01:00:46Oh, pen!
01:00:47Unite!
01:00:52He's crazy!
01:00:54He's crazy, man!
01:00:55Stop, man!
01:00:56Stop, man!
01:00:57Oh, old and never!
01:01:02Torio, my lord count!
01:01:04The one-eyed man's chest has taken away my tears.
01:01:08Luca, help me with your tea
01:01:11But Mr. Count, this piece of tree wouldn't move even Samson or Delilah, man.
01:01:15A little push
01:01:16Time, Count, time
01:01:23What's happening?
01:01:24What's wrong? It ripped my stocking, man.
01:01:26What average?
01:01:27The half hour it's taken me to push this tree, man.
01:01:29One more little push
01:01:32One more little push, if you don't count on what you pay
01:01:34I don't have the strength to push any further, man.
01:01:36What's up, Count?
01:01:38We see it moving
01:01:39Oh, Mr. Count, the things that love does.
01:01:43Who has seen it and who sees it now, man?
01:01:45Yes, I'm in love.
01:01:46And I feel rejuvenated
01:01:49Oh, Mr. Count, how strange, I hadn't noticed.
01:02:05This tree I miss, instead of having branches, has arrows, man
01:02:09Annoying, very annoying, I'd say.
01:02:12I think there's more than one filter with feathers.
01:02:15Pretend they're watching us
01:02:20anywhere
01:02:21To the person for the rejuvenated
01:02:24by the rejuvenated
01:02:27As you can see
01:02:28Yeah, and it's coming.
01:02:30切íITICKI
01:02:31¡Cwas ch mourningletiquí!
01:02:33Hwonga βonga gonga xingホungs
01:02:35Oh my, oh my, oh my!
01:02:37Oh, oh, oh!
01:02:39Oh dear!
01:02:41Oh, your life has touched me!
01:02:43Vanga, chinga! Vanga!
01:02:45He says we're two women!
01:02:47I can't believe it, Condi!
01:02:49Ah!
01:02:51Long live life! Yeah, that's cool! Damn!
01:02:53Damn it!
01:03:05I can't believe it!
01:03:13My diodenum is a little distracted.
01:03:17This savage thinks we're a doormat, Mr. Count.
01:03:20What? A dissatisfied white woman?
01:03:23Yes, yes. I like her.
01:03:25In other words, white man, crazy horse, cut off hair, huh?
01:03:29Tie herself up until she dies.
01:03:31Look!
01:03:33Oh, oh!
01:03:35Oh, oh, Count!
01:03:37Look at the shave they gave him!
01:03:39The Indian barber's fist!
01:03:41It has to be a torpedo!
01:03:43Oh dear! I don't know what they are!
01:03:45And here I am! And I haven't just died yet!
01:03:47Well, given the circumstances, the best thing you can do, little brother!
01:03:49I don't know how!
01:03:51Click on something unpleasant!
01:03:53Something horrible!
01:03:55I can't think of anything! Oh, oh, oh!
01:03:57Hey, this feathered friend speaks loudly, Mr. Count!
01:03:59Disguise yourself, you firecracker!
01:04:01If he hears you, he'll send you to the barber!
01:04:05Big crazy horse, fix your body!
01:04:09Big crazy horse, fix your body!
01:04:13Great body, fix the crazy horse!
01:04:15Ha ha ha!
01:04:17Say it, Lucas!
01:04:18I want to do something naughty to you after meals!
01:04:21Women are only good for messing things up, bravo!
01:04:23It's so cute!
01:04:25I had a feeling!
01:04:26Count!
01:04:27What was going to happen to these things?!
01:04:29Women! Do you mean the death stake?
01:04:35Count! Count!
01:04:37Who is this?
01:04:40The deaf-mute of the tribe!
01:04:43Just say yes to everything!
01:04:50This is a disaster! What's going to happen to us?
01:04:53Don't pinch!
01:04:54That's it. Now it seems clear.
01:04:56Next to the ravine is the Indian mask indicating the entrance to the cave.
01:05:01Nearby there is an old abandoned Spanish mine.
01:05:04Loretito, Apache territory.
01:05:06It could be a trap, boss.
01:05:09Your father wasn't pulling our leg, was he?
01:05:12It's very difficult to fool you.
01:05:14He has very little time left.
01:05:16You have inherited your father's boldness.
01:05:19With him, I had to use a rope to make him moderate his tongue.
01:05:22And you'll have to do the same with the baby.
01:05:24After finding El Dorado.
01:05:26Yes. Perhaps it could be useful to me sooner.
01:05:30Now I know that my father is alive.
01:05:32Without the full plan, I would never have killed him.
01:05:34That's why you're interested in taking me hostage.
01:05:38Lying pig.
01:05:40Tommy, don't irritate him anymore.
01:05:42Can't you see he's crazy?
01:05:43What a crazy guy, huh?
01:05:44When I find the treasure,
01:05:47They say it's the biggest that any human being has ever seen.
01:05:50When it's finally mine,
01:05:55You'll go crazy wanting to be with me.
01:05:59Not at all.
01:06:00You disgust me.
01:06:03I'll take you too.
01:06:05And so you can see I'm not deceiving you,
01:06:08I will hang you from the same tree where I hanged your father.
01:06:11Valerio,
01:06:12Prepare ropes and torches to go down into the cave.
01:06:14And she chooses men.
01:06:18I don't want anything to go wrong.
01:06:19Don't rush.
01:06:20You'll see how the being and his helper come to rescue us.
01:06:22Well, they're upset.
01:06:23Tell me?
01:06:24No, no, nothing, nothing.
01:06:25Come on, let's go.
01:06:29How many staff, Mr. Count?
01:06:32Oh.
01:06:34That feather filter is trying to impress us!
01:06:39I'm going to hit him and everything else.
01:06:41Regarding black belt, characteristic.
01:06:43What could he be telling them, Mr. Count?
01:06:46Something like that.
01:06:47Whatever one wants, weigh it.
01:06:48Let him take a picture and let the fly out.
01:06:52This crazy horse,
01:06:53He doesn't have a hair on his head.
01:06:54Oh.
01:06:54Knot ready!
01:06:56Oh, oh, oh!
01:06:57Oh, oh, oh!
01:06:58Here comes the first one!
01:06:59And with horns too!
01:07:01Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:03Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:04Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:04Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:05Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:05Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:05Oh, oh, oh!
01:07:05Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:06Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:07If a black woman wants a party,
01:07:09buy a goat.
01:07:11Look at that little bird!
01:07:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:20What's up, last one? The party's over for this afternoon.
01:07:23Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:25Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:26Oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:30Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:07:34What's with all the drumming, Count?
01:07:37Let's see!
01:07:39I don't know who's celebrating!
01:07:44It looks like they're celebrating a canavá, Count!
01:07:48In these cases, what you have to do is ask.
01:07:51Hey, you're an Indian graef.
01:07:54What's the point of this?
01:07:55So much dancing and singing.
01:07:57Warrior happy to hunt white women who are good enough to eat.
01:08:01A chav, dude!
01:08:03It seems they're referring to us, Count!
01:08:05Of course!
01:08:07We need to leave quickly, before things get dangerous.
01:08:11Where have we run into problems, Count?
01:08:12Go!
01:08:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:08:34Sing something, or else they'll discover us!
01:08:37But how do you expect me to sing, if I'm not always singing?
01:08:40Sing anything, just sing!
01:08:41Oh, oh, oh!
01:08:45Oh, you sitting bull, oh, you bad man from Prada, don't interfere, you cripple, Luca, oh, I can't stand you.
01:09:15Oh, I can't stand you.
01:09:33Did he like it, Luca?
01:09:35Another day we asked him, Mr. Ponte, now run, man.
01:09:36Her, her, her!
01:09:42Hey, you're not coming, Luca!
01:09:44Hurry, Count! Hurry, man!
01:09:47I never thought all that beautiful stuff would be so tiring.
01:09:51Of course, man! Just think, we're carrying a cow on our backs!
01:09:54Oh, the things you have to do to pay the rent!
01:09:56Count, look!
01:10:01And who are they?
01:10:03Bison, my lord count, bison!
01:10:09Luca, because of your father, he won't take away your horns!
01:10:11As long as you believe we are bison,
01:10:13We have a chance of escaping, do you think so, cuín?
01:10:15Yes, Count!
01:10:25Luca, don't moan so loudly!
01:10:28He's waking up all the cuckolds!
01:10:31That's right, Count!
01:10:35Say good morning!
01:10:37Count! Count, please!
01:10:39Don't move too much!
01:10:41He'll dress up in a tank with hair!
01:10:43Oh, my dear!
01:10:49Luca! I can't! I can't!
01:10:51Count, above all!
01:10:52Count, above all!
01:10:53Don't let her smell, she's scared!
01:10:54It's more difficult!
01:10:55I just went for the diodenum!
01:10:57I pooped my pants!
01:10:58You've noticed it, Count!
01:11:02And he's noticed it too!
01:11:03No, no, Count!
01:11:04Last but not least!
01:11:05Ah!
01:11:07Ah!
01:11:08Ah!
01:11:09Ah!
01:11:10Ah!
01:11:11Ah!
01:11:12Ah!
01:11:13Ah!
01:11:14Ah!
01:11:15Ah!
01:11:16Ah!
01:11:17Count!
01:11:18Tell him you're not putting any treads on me!
01:11:19Open!
01:11:20Come on, Chávez!
01:11:25Follow me this way!
01:11:26No, no, I'm not going to follow you, no, Count!
01:11:28Ah!
01:11:29Oh!
01:11:30Oh!
01:11:31Go away!
01:11:33Ah!
01:11:34Ah!
01:11:35Ah!
01:11:36Ah!
01:11:37Ah!
01:11:38Go away!
01:11:39Go away!
01:11:40Careful!
01:11:42The Indian mask!
01:11:43Look!
01:11:44The ravine must be nearby!
01:11:45Come on!
01:11:46Oh!
01:11:47Oh!
01:11:48Oh!
01:11:49Horses!
01:11:50I've been, horses!
01:11:51It's the duet, Count!
01:11:53And she's coming with George!
01:11:54High!
01:11:55Mister!
01:11:56I am the being and dress of bison!
01:11:58No!
01:11:59Mister!
01:12:00Mister!
01:12:01Here I am!
01:12:02I have to save the child and my Johnny!
01:12:07Let's flee, Count!
01:12:11The brute has gotten involved, boss!
01:12:12They can't be far away!
01:12:13Better!
01:12:14This is the mine entrance!
01:12:15We'll kill both birds with one stone!
01:12:17Come on!
01:12:18Hurry up!
01:12:20Charge me for the withdrawal!
01:12:21Please!
01:12:22And may your day be blessed, Count!
01:12:24Come on, cabin!
01:12:26Coward!
01:12:27There are two of these!
01:12:28I can get out of this!
01:12:29I'll give you what's yours!
01:12:30That sounds like a very good idea, Count!
01:12:32Goes!
01:12:33If they pay me everything they offer me, man!
01:12:34Goes!
01:12:35Goes!
01:12:36Goes!
01:12:37Goes!
01:12:38Goes!
01:12:39Goes!
01:12:40Luca!
01:12:41This is where births will take place!
01:12:42No, Count!
01:12:43This is where births will take place!
01:12:44Goes!
01:12:45Goes!
01:12:46Goes!
01:12:47Goes!
01:12:48Goes!
01:12:49Goes!
01:12:50Goes!
01:12:51Goes!
01:12:52Goes!
01:12:53Goes!
01:12:54Goes!
01:12:55Goes!
01:12:57We're lost, boss!
01:12:58I could swear I've seen them!
01:13:00Here!
01:13:01Goes!
01:13:02Goes!
01:13:03Goes!
01:13:04Goes!
01:13:05Goes!
01:13:06Goes!
01:13:07Goes!
01:13:08Goes!
01:13:09Goes!
01:13:10Goes!
01:13:11Goes!
01:13:12Count!
01:13:13There's a light here!
01:13:14This must be a way out!
01:13:15One way out!
01:13:16No entry!
01:13:17This is...
01:13:18A DEMENTERY!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:21They're all dead!
01:13:22None have been spared!
01:13:23This place is full of goats, my lord count!
01:13:25It's coming!
01:13:26It's coming!
01:13:27Not even the owner can get in!
01:13:28It's coming!
01:13:29It's coming!
01:13:30It's coming!
01:13:31Here they are!
01:13:32I've found them!
01:13:33Here they are!
01:13:34I've found them!
01:13:35Here they are!
01:13:36I've found them!
01:13:51Count!
01:13:52There's the mother of all beaks!
01:13:53That was his destiny!
01:13:54No!
01:13:55No!
01:13:56No!
01:13:57No!
01:13:58No!
01:13:59No!
01:14:00I've found them!
01:14:01I've found them!
01:14:02Help me!
01:14:03I've found them!
01:14:04I have an interesting park!
01:14:06Oh!
01:14:07Oh!
01:14:08Oh my!
01:14:09Oh!
01:14:10Count!
01:14:11Count!
01:14:12This is...
01:14:14What's it called?
01:14:15The bar that Chamus Tolito mentioned!
01:14:17Hey, doradoôt!
01:14:18The golden one!
01:14:19And we've found them!
01:14:20Horos everywhere, my lord count!
01:14:21Horos everywhere!
01:14:22Gold! Look!
01:14:24And there's gold! Panic! So much bathing!
01:14:27Look at this little gem, Mr. Count! Look!
01:14:29This isn't a nugget! It's a big nugget! It goes here!
01:14:32How can it not be, Count? We're rich, Count! We're rich! We're rich!
01:14:36Now we're really going to Paris, Count!
01:14:39We won't be going first class!
01:14:41You're not going anywhere!
01:14:46We would never have found El Dorado if it had been up to me and these two idiots.
01:14:52I'm going to have a heart attack! I'm going to shit on your tooth!
01:14:56Otherwise, Count, don't act tough. Otherwise, Count, we're not in a position to do so.
01:14:59Boss, look!
01:15:08I hate it! I hate it!
01:15:11Oh, oh, oh!
01:15:13Count, are you stepping on me?
01:15:14Jerry!
01:15:15Jerry, where is he?
01:15:16I'm in the net! Like two pots of sea bream!
01:15:19Stay still, beautiful!
01:15:23Look! Look at this gold nugget!
01:15:25So what now? Now you like me even more than before!
01:15:28Ha ha ha!
01:15:29Leave her alone, you damned coward!
01:15:31How wonderful that I see you from here, I'd love to slap you and see you naked!
01:15:35Watch your step, Count! The Count doesn't joke around!
01:15:38Calm down, dog!
01:15:40If you don't want me to shorten what little life you have left!
01:15:43Excuse me, Mr. One-Eyed! I didn't mean to bother you!
01:15:46If I couldn't lend a hand, I would be very grateful!
01:15:49Yes, yes, yes! Keep all the gold, man! Keep the gold!
01:15:52Me with my Jory and you with the gold!
01:15:55Enough! You're not in a position to set conditions! You're only good for one person and dead!
01:15:59It was a joke, sir!
01:16:00No!
01:16:01Don't you know I'm the whore? I've got you surrounded! Stay still!
01:16:06Ha, ha, ha, ha! Don't shut up, not even hanging from a tree! Ha, ha, ha!
01:16:11Come on! Say goodbye to the living!
01:16:13Goodbye forever, my dear Jory! See you soon, little one! And goodbye, Lucas!
01:16:20Goodbye, Count!
01:16:22To hell with you!
01:16:25Get well! You've killed the dead man!
01:16:27It's here! It's here! It's here! It's here!
01:16:30Prisoners! Viva! Doain! Yeah! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva! Viva!
01:16:50Hey! He stayed with you!
01:16:52The one with the feathers is here again! He looks terrible! He's so pale!
01:16:57It looks like a macaw! Look at all those... Give me a feather, young man!
01:17:05Oh my! They fleeced the sorcerer, Count!
01:17:08Yes, he's got a bad case of the brain!
01:17:11And what about my situation?
01:17:13It's here again!
01:17:14The miner's party! And the donkey has left it behind!
01:17:21What about my share?
01:17:23I am yours! I am your son!
01:17:26Tommy! My son!
01:17:31Pampino's father!
01:17:34Tommy! Tommy!
01:17:35Tommy!
01:17:36I've waited for you for so long that it seems unreal now.
01:17:42But it was my head that didn't know.
01:17:48Father!
01:17:50Yeah!
01:17:51Oh!
01:17:52Dad!
01:17:54No!
01:17:54No!
01:17:54No!
01:17:58No!
01:17:58No!
01:17:59No!
01:17:59No!
01:18:00No!
01:18:00To be a good cowboy, you have to know how to ride, I bought myself a smile, and I learned to shoot.
01:18:14When I arrived at the pass, and I fell in love with you, with your dreamy eyes, and with your sweet smile.
01:18:27Are you leaving already, Sheriff?
01:18:30Yes, my beautiful Jolie, I'm going on a million adventures across the border, and as proof of my love, I give you my heart.
01:18:40Take it, it's yours, not mine.
01:18:43My dear Sheriff, I'm going to miss you so much.
01:18:47And I love you too, beautiful.
01:18:51This is spicy, spicy, here we go!
01:18:57To be a good cowboy, you have to know how to ride, I bought myself a smile, and I learned to shoot.
01:19:11When I arrived at the pass, and I fell in love with you, with your dreamy eyes, and with your sweet smile.
01:19:24And your sweet smile!
01:19:29Thank you!
01:19:59Thank you!
01:20:29Thank you!
01:20:59Thank you!
01:21:29Thank you!
01:21:59Thank you!
01:22:29Thank you!
01:22:59Thank you!
01:23:29Thank you!
Sé la primera persona en añadir un comentario