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Reparto: Martes y trece, Josema Yuste, Millán Salcedo, Fernando Conde, Amparo Soler Leal, Agustín González, Beatriz Carvajal, Juan Diego Botto, Luis Barbero
Director: Javier Aguirre
Chema, Fernando y Millán son tres jóvenes y brillantes profesionales en paro. Aparte de cobrar el subsidio de desempleo, ejercen actividades de carácter picaresco que rozan el delito. Chema pide dinero en el Metro, fingiéndose impedido; Fernando vende “chocolate” en El Rastro, y Millán ejerce de plañidero en entierros y velatorios. Pero como estos oficios no son muy lucrativos, deciden crear una Agencia Matrimonial. A pesar de que carecen de los recursos técnicos más elementales, empiezan a recibir a los clientes, emparejándolos a unos con otros. Una serie de despropósitos en cadena convierten el ambicioso proyecto empresarial en un auténtico caos.
Director: Javier Aguirre
Chema, Fernando y Millán son tres jóvenes y brillantes profesionales en paro. Aparte de cobrar el subsidio de desempleo, ejercen actividades de carácter picaresco que rozan el delito. Chema pide dinero en el Metro, fingiéndose impedido; Fernando vende “chocolate” en El Rastro, y Millán ejerce de plañidero en entierros y velatorios. Pero como estos oficios no son muy lucrativos, deciden crear una Agencia Matrimonial. A pesar de que carecen de los recursos técnicos más elementales, empiezan a recibir a los clientes, emparejándolos a unos con otros. Una serie de despropósitos en cadena convierten el ambicioso proyecto empresarial en un auténtico caos.
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00:00:00Sweet Lord, Sweet Father, Sweet Husband
00:00:03I will follow you to a clear and glorious place
00:00:07Following you I will seek freedom
00:00:11I will no longer be lost, my sweet Lord.
00:00:14Sweet Lord, Sweet Father, Sweet Husband
00:00:18I will follow you to a clear and glorious place
00:00:22Following you I will seek freedom
00:00:26I will no longer be lost, my sweet Lord.
00:00:29Call me now and we'll dance.
00:00:33Call me now and we'll dance.
00:00:36What a misfortune, what a tragedy
00:00:39What sadness, what misfortune
00:00:42You have to see how badly he behaves.
00:00:46With its bastards the aristocracy
00:00:49What a misfortune, what a tragedy
00:00:53What sadness, what misfortune
00:00:56You have to see how badly he behaves.
00:01:00With its bastards the aristocracy
00:01:04A very cold winter night
00:01:07They abandoned me in a doorway
00:01:10Tucked into a wicker basket
00:01:14Soaked and uncovered
00:01:19With cotton diapers
00:01:22Wet from pee
00:01:25And carrying in the box
00:01:29Embroidered fleur-de-lis
00:01:32What a misfortune, what a tragedy
00:01:35What sadness, what misfortune
00:01:39You have to see how badly he behaves.
00:01:43With its bastards the aristocracy
00:01:46For being a son of vice
00:02:03Of adulterous passion
00:02:07I was raised in vice
00:02:10With a love for Ursuline
00:02:13With a love for Ursuline
00:02:14Oh, how sad I am.
00:02:18With a degree in hand
00:02:21And because of my mother
00:02:24I am the clerk
00:02:28What a misfortune, what a tragedy
00:02:31What sadness, what misfortune
00:02:35You have to see how badly he behaves.
00:02:38With its bastards the aristocracy
00:02:42Mom, mom, that beautiful blind man
00:02:44It also cripples us
00:02:45Don't talk nonsense, son.
00:02:46What sadness, what misfortune
00:02:49You have to see how badly he behaves.
00:02:52I shit on your father, kid
00:02:54But what does it say?
00:02:55Listen to you.
00:02:56My Manolo doesn't shit on anyone.
00:02:57And less you
00:02:58I don't know if
00:02:59I am told
00:03:00I am told
00:03:03I am told
00:03:05It bites me
00:03:05Out
00:03:10Get out of here right now
00:03:11Where is?
00:03:38In the living room?
00:03:39How has it been?
00:03:41A heart attack!
00:03:44Please come in!
00:03:58He was a beautiful person!
00:04:05Who is this living pain?
00:04:07I have no idea.
00:04:08I don't know him at all.
00:04:11Workers' Commissions, Federation of Associated Mourners.
00:04:23There are 10,000 of them.
00:04:24What do you say?
00:04:25That's 10,000.
00:04:26I wouldn't think it was going to be free.
00:04:27Yes, but...
00:04:28But nothing, if you prefer I can laugh out loud.
00:04:32Or sing to the birds.
00:04:33One moment.
00:04:34Please, be serious.
00:04:38This way and that way.
00:04:47Oh, what a loss, my God, Don Alfredo.
00:04:52This is a tolerance.
00:05:02Police, please accompany me.
00:05:04But I don't...
00:05:06You are a scoundrel and a swindler.
00:05:07Come on, and thanks to your iPad he's physically present, otherwise...
00:05:11Long!
00:05:31What a barbarity.
00:05:33Where are we going to end up?
00:05:34Good morning, Don Venancio.
00:05:38Hello, good morning, Igorita.
00:05:41Let's feed the cats, huh?
00:05:43Like every day, Don Venancio.
00:05:46Like every day.
00:05:47But you must have seen what impudence.
00:05:52Go out naked, fix the plants, but she'll think no one's watching.
00:05:56Not everyone has your vision.
00:05:59Oh, not even those beautiful eyes.
00:06:01Well, come on, come on, Igorita, come on, come on, come on.
00:06:04That her kittens are waiting for her.
00:06:06Tap, tap, it brings luck.
00:06:08And now I'm leaving.
00:06:10And if I find a boyfriend, so much the worse for you.
00:06:15Boyfriend, boyfriend, I'm not telling you.
00:06:18Unless it's watching my favorite horrors.
00:06:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:50Thank you, Father.
00:06:58The graces of that lasado neblalia that is a salt.
00:07:01Come in, kid, I'm in no hurry.
00:07:03Thank you, brother. God bless you.
00:07:05Thank you.
00:07:05You're back again, aren't you?
00:07:07Well.
00:07:08Come on.
00:07:11The wallet!
00:07:13My wallet has been stolen!
00:07:14And with ten thousand pesetas in brand new bills!
00:07:17Never mind, let him say it!
00:07:18A robbery!
00:07:19What a shame!
00:07:20What a shameless guy!
00:07:22Come and ask for money to spare!
00:07:23Oh!
00:07:28Rough!
00:07:30Thank you!
00:07:38Thank you!
00:07:39Shout it is from you, Father!
00:07:42Oh!
00:07:45Ah!
00:07:46He guides us through all tribulations
00:07:49Next, the grandfather
00:07:52Yes, sure
00:07:53I don't think I'll make it to the end of the year.
00:07:55Oh, you don't know how sorry I am.
00:08:00Thank you so much
00:08:01And I will relieve you
00:08:02Oh, we are nobody
00:08:06Nobody, well, he was the director general of tax
00:08:09I'm sorry, I'm sorry
00:08:11Thank you so much
00:08:12Come on, kids, we're going to be as fat as soup.
00:08:26Have you seen grandpa?
00:08:27I think he left in the car with Matilde
00:08:29Glad to see you so healthy, buddy.
00:08:34Your leg has grown
00:08:36You have read an arm
00:08:38And you see and hear it fucking great.
00:08:40A true miracle
00:08:42You are confused
00:08:43Believe me, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we haven't been introduced.
00:08:46No, man, no.
00:08:47You are the smart guy of the square
00:08:48The only blind, mute and one-handed singer-songwriter
00:08:52You're the guy who charges ten bills to cry.
00:08:56What a beating you gave us, man.
00:08:59You see visions
00:09:02And what are you laughing at?
00:09:05That we're getting wet like three idiots
00:09:08Like two
00:09:11You understand now why I cried when I heard you sing.
00:09:20I am a poor inclusero
00:09:23An abandoned child in a convent's lathe
00:09:28A child
00:09:35Sister Purification of the Five Wounds
00:09:38Do you think you'll be a bullfighter like Currito de la Cruz?
00:09:41I don't think the bull could stand them, uglier than picio
00:09:44Sister rust of the four nails
00:09:46When I was in the hospice there was a very beautiful nun
00:09:49I was in love with her
00:09:52But he hit me and I cried a lot.
00:09:55And I ended up liking crying and being hit.
00:09:59That's why I got my mourner's card.
00:10:02Come on, what a masochist bar for life
00:10:04Well, nothing, boy.
00:10:06Just to do a favor to a friend
00:10:08Hey, besides, a masochistic friend is always nice.
00:10:14Better
00:10:17Yes, yes
00:10:18Hey, look, the opportunity of the century
00:10:24Straight from Paris
00:10:26And as a delegate of the institution for the vote
00:10:28Maintaining male vigor
00:10:31Professor Roger Lecom
00:10:33You can offer and do offer
00:10:35The fabulous hair growth
00:10:37That with its mere presence makes the wolf flee
00:10:41The magnificent colinium
00:10:43Game of Passion
00:10:44The doctor's restorative pills are pink
00:10:48Spanish patent
00:10:49That gives vigor to the vegetation and revives the youth
00:10:53And what else can I offer you, gentlemen?
00:10:54Enderezol ointment
00:10:56As its name indicates, the cacharra brings life
00:10:59And there's more, ladies and gentlemen.
00:11:01What else can I offer you?
00:11:02Well, neither more nor less.
00:11:03That the fabulous ejaculation retardant
00:11:06Wait for me, my life
00:11:07I'm going to tell you about the fabulous sperm cell regenerator.
00:11:11Let's go for the fifth
00:11:12And all this for 500 pesetas of the lot
00:11:15And what am I going to give them?
00:11:16I to the first 10 buyers of the first 10 lots
00:11:19Neither more nor less
00:11:19That the last great book
00:11:21The latest great success of a great...
00:11:23Yes, sorry
00:11:23From a great man
00:11:24From Dr. Cabeza
00:11:25Two seasons have passed since they stole the title from us.
00:11:27And what I will haunt you, brunette
00:11:29Do you want to try?
00:11:30Two lots for me
00:11:31Of course, two lots for the tall and delicate gentleman
00:11:33Like her mother
00:11:34Who is also intelligent, handsome and certainly gray-haired
00:11:36Any more batches for you?
00:11:38For me, two others
00:11:39Two lots for the gentleman
00:11:42Thank you very much, Eli
00:11:45And there are four lots, four
00:11:47Cheer up, gentlemen, this is coming to an end!
00:11:50Listen, this eye drop is registered in health
00:11:53The gentleman asks if this eye drop is trustworthy.
00:11:58Of course, it beautifies the pupil and sharpens the vision.
00:12:01Man, free
00:12:03For the law enforcement officer
00:12:05Gift eye drops!
00:12:06Yeah, well, thank you very much, huh?
00:12:08Thank you
00:12:08Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen
00:12:10Bye
00:12:10And now, who wants the fabulous hair growth and sexual vigor regenerator?
00:12:16Don't you do this?
00:12:18One moment
00:12:18The knight seems to be encouraged
00:12:19Hey, you've tried it, right?
00:12:21I know
00:12:22My hair is falling out a little.
00:12:23But the bad thing is the other thing
00:12:24Oh, the sexual vigor
00:12:26Oh, not lately.
00:12:28Well, nothing, my friend, cheer up.
00:12:30I have been using these pills for 10 years.
00:12:33And wonderfully
00:12:34Beautiful
00:12:35And they look at me as if I were a hell.
00:12:38Because my lady
00:12:39I understand, I understand
00:12:41What are you going to tell me?
00:12:42Two for me
00:12:43Bravo, lighthouse keeper!
00:12:44And there are six, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:46Be encouraged, stocks are limited.
00:12:49The thousand pesetas, please
00:12:50Ah, yes
00:12:51Thanks to the gentleman
00:12:54Ah!
00:12:56Nothing
00:12:57How does he choose this ointment?
00:12:59And why don't you use it?
00:13:13Dampo with egg?
00:13:19No!
00:13:20Damn!
00:13:21one two three
00:13:25Tell me, tell me
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:32What sexual vigor, eh!
00:13:36I have something to say
00:13:38But you say nothing!
00:13:40Nothing!
00:13:41Nothing!
00:13:41But you say nothing!
00:13:43Ah!
00:13:43Ah!
00:13:44Ah!
00:13:45Ah!
00:13:46Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:48Ah!
00:13:48Ah!
00:13:49Ah!
00:13:49Ah!
00:13:49Ah!
00:13:49Ah!
00:13:50Ah!
00:13:50Ah!
00:13:50Ah!
00:13:50One drop in each eye
00:13:51Nothing else
00:13:52That with these eye drops
00:13:54Although harmless
00:13:55You have to be very careful
00:13:56Don't worry, Don Venancio
00:13:58Clear
00:13:59That might sting a little
00:14:01A
00:14:04Two
00:14:06That's it
00:14:07Ah!
00:14:08Ahhh!
00:14:10Ahhh!
00:14:10Ahhh!
00:14:11Ahhh!
00:14:12Ahhh!
00:14:13Ahhh!
00:14:14Ahhh!
00:14:15Ahhh!
00:14:16Ahhh!
00:14:17Ahhh!
00:14:18Ahhh!
00:14:19Ahhh!
00:14:20Ahhh!
00:14:21Ahhh!
00:14:22Ahhh!
00:14:23Ahhh!
00:14:24Ahhh!
00:14:25I would very much like to talk to you.
00:14:27Do you like love?
00:14:28We like love like everyone else, but our faith prevents us from doing so.
00:14:31And now, sister, go, for our apostolic mission demands it.
00:14:35But love is good. Making love is perfection. That's the message of our group, the Lord's children.
00:14:42We'd like to make love to me, huh?
00:14:44A lot, girl, when we meet.
00:14:48Blasphemous, satyr, pervert! Off to the guguigas!
00:14:54Come on, girl, can't you see we're working, damn it?
00:14:56No, fuck no. To love and conceive a child for the Lord.
00:14:58Come on, femos! Let's go here, we're with our aunt.
00:15:00I want a child of yours!
00:15:01Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up!
00:15:02Give me a child!
00:15:03I want a child of yours!
00:15:04A son! Give me a son!
00:15:06I want a child of yours!
00:15:08Damn, this is so little!
00:15:10The doctor says I have horrible conjunctivitis.
00:15:14How I see those scoundrels again.
00:15:16Giddy up, grey, don't giddy up, giddy up!
00:15:19Oh, oh, oh!
00:15:20And who are those strange guys?
00:15:22Well, a religious group that preaches non-violence.
00:15:25Oh, oh, oh!
00:15:26Oh, oh, oh!
00:15:27Oh, oh, oh!
00:15:28Oh, oh, oh!
00:15:29Oh, oh, oh!
00:15:30Well, come on, give me my glasses, Igoria, I'll put things in order.
00:15:33Order!
00:15:34Order in the name of the law!
00:15:37Order!
00:15:38Order, kid!
00:15:39Order!
00:15:40Order!
00:15:41Order!
00:15:42Bald!
00:15:43You're all bald!
00:15:44Bald!
00:15:45Damn being!
00:15:46Take!
00:15:47Oh!
00:15:48That son, father!
00:15:49That son!
00:15:50That son!
00:15:51That son!
00:15:52It's in God's hands!
00:15:53What you have to do is find a husband!
00:15:54Saint Paul already said it!
00:15:55It's better to get married than to hug!
00:15:56All penance is not enough to purge my sin!
00:15:58And my flesh is weak when I see a man!
00:16:03Take!
00:16:04Take!
00:16:05Take!
00:16:06Take!
00:16:07Take!
00:16:08Take!
00:16:09Take!
00:16:10Take!
00:16:11Take!
00:16:12Take!
00:16:13Take!
00:16:14Take!
00:16:15Take!
00:16:16Take!
00:16:17Take!
00:16:18No no.
00:16:19If the flesh mortifies, the flesh must be mortified.
00:16:22Have you brought me the hair shirt, Father?
00:16:23No, nor do I intend to.
00:16:25You are not a woman to live alone.
00:16:27As your spiritual director, my advice is to get married.
00:16:31And where do I find a good husband, always being among women?
00:16:34Easily.
00:16:35Anywhere.
00:16:36At the supermarket, at the bullfight, at nighttime worship, at an agency...
00:16:41What do I know!
00:16:42Don't think I'm going around looking for a boyfriend!
00:16:48Oh, sir!
00:16:49Do you remember, Igoria, that eagle-eye vision I had?
00:17:02Well, because of three sons of bitches, I don't see three on a donkey.
00:17:06Two diopters, Igoria.
00:17:07Two diopters!
00:17:08A disaster!
00:17:09What courage, Don Venancio!
00:17:10I might get her back!
00:17:12May God hear you, Igoria!
00:17:13May God hear you!
00:17:14Thank you!
00:17:15I don't know how to thank you Eulalia for your intervention.
00:17:18I hope the INEA ambassador's wife arrives soon.
00:17:21Oh!
00:17:22It should be coming soon.
00:17:23Oops!
00:17:24What happened to you, Mrs. Valdemocha?
00:17:28Oops!
00:17:29Please no!
00:17:34Е crawa.
00:17:35I don't know how.
00:17:36Oh, that's generous.
00:17:37He wants a recliner.
00:17:38No, please.
00:17:39It is a personal donation.
00:17:40Oh, hold it now, prolets!
00:17:41Thank you!
00:18:11Come on, guys, let's go. There are over a hundred bills here.
00:18:18Yes, but one at a time, come on.
00:18:24Sir, listen, sir, the lady with the veil is a man in disguise.
00:18:27Come on, kid, don't talk nonsense.
00:18:29No, no? You'll see. Thanks.
00:18:33I shit on your mother, kid!
00:18:35And I'm your father, Vivi Andersen!
00:18:37Freeze! Freeze with a shot!
00:18:39Stop the name of the lele, of the lele, of the milk!
00:18:43Run!
00:18:44Oh, don't attract attention! Run, run!
00:18:51We're not getting it right, are we?
00:18:52Just a race!
00:18:53Oh, mother!
00:18:55Mother! That's what I want!
00:18:57Make me a mother! A son! Give me a son!
00:19:00Even if you flee, the Lord has chosen you to make me a mother.
00:19:09Thank goodness we're free of that annoying aunt.
00:19:17And the fact is that it is almost as good as bread.
00:19:19Go on, let your father eat it.
00:19:22And what's wrong with this one?
00:19:24The one who, when he said he wanted to be a mother, I remembered that I am a poor orphan.
00:19:29Hey man, you know what I'm saying?
00:19:31I'm tired of being an idiot. I'm going to the movies. Do you have the guide to addiction?
00:19:35Take it.
00:19:43There is nothing interesting.
00:19:45Well, the office is coming along great. Listen to this.
00:19:48Widowed lady, with a great fortune, pure morals, seeks... a fine gentleman...
00:19:56With matrimonial intentions.
00:19:58The women are all crazy. Then you go and they're all complete idiots.
00:20:02Or not?
00:20:03The important thing is that he says he has more money than Khomeini and the pitita ridruda.
00:20:07And we don't have a dime, so we skip the cinema and go after the widow.
00:20:12If you believe, I'll go.
00:20:14No way, man. With that face, you wouldn't even seduce a survivor of the Cuban war.
00:20:21The one who is going to go is going to be you.
00:20:23I?
00:20:24You for three reasons. First, because you're ugly.
00:20:26Second, because I don't feel like it. And third, because you're the most handsome of the three of us.
00:20:30And fourth, because if you don't go, I'll give you back all the work you've done so far.
00:20:35I'm not going.
00:20:37I'm not going.
00:20:38And how long have I been saying I'm not going? It's because I'm not going.
00:20:41I'm coming.
00:20:43I don't know how sorry I am that you were upset.
00:20:46You are a charming and very attractive young man, but not for me.
00:20:52The ad was nonsense.
00:20:54I have written to the magazine asking them not to send me anyone else.
00:20:57I want a very specific type of man.
00:21:00And I thought it would be best if I used an agency.
00:21:03Well, I'm afraid I explained myself badly.
00:21:05The thing is, I come from an agency.
00:21:07But a new, young, dynamic, and absolutely trustworthy agency.
00:21:11Magnificent!
00:21:13Give me your address and I'll come visit you tomorrow.
00:21:16Well, the fact is that this marriage thing is a very serious thing.
00:21:22We customarily visit clients, inform them of our fees, and learn about the type of partner they are looking for.
00:21:28Money is no problem.
00:21:30I want a man, like my late Maria... Husband!
00:21:34He died in an accident and you have been the only man in my life, my true love.
00:21:39Forgive the indiscretion. How long ago was this?
00:21:42Twenty years. Twenty years alone, with no one by my side.
00:21:46Didn't you have children?
00:21:48No. I'm sorry I can't show you a photo.
00:21:53In my pain I broke them all.
00:21:56But I do have some memories.
00:21:58This is his death mask.
00:22:09It's not worth much, because the accident left him completely disfigured.
00:22:13But he had a manly face and, at the same time, fine and delicate features.
00:22:19Deep, clear, serene eyes.
00:22:24Just one, though.
00:22:26Identical to this one.
00:22:28It was made by Zeiss in Berlin.
00:22:30Some hands.
00:22:34Fine hands.
00:22:37Skillful.
00:22:38As if made to be played.
00:22:40The piano.
00:22:44Go.
00:22:45And strong teeth.
00:22:47Healthy.
00:22:48Healthy.
00:22:49Perfect.
00:22:50Like pearls.
00:22:52There was another detail that, given his chivalry, I dare to confess.
00:22:57At seven hundred and thirty millimeters of pressure.
00:22:59Eight hundred meters above sea level.
00:23:00Twenty degrees of dry heat.
00:23:02Eighteen of humid heat.
00:23:03And with a southwest wind of fourteen knots.
00:23:05His manhood measured forty-seven point two hundred thirty-nine centimeters in length,
00:23:10according to caliber or vernier caliper.
00:23:12And five point seven hundred sixty-six in diameter, according to Palmer.
00:23:16In short, she's quite pretty, has plenty of money, and is as rich as a goat.
00:23:22Well, setting up a marriage agency still seems crazy to me.
00:23:26For now, where do we get the money to continue paying for this place?
00:23:30And besides, I don't think any customers will come, except for that crazy marchioness.
00:23:34And if they come, we won't know what to do with them.
00:23:37I have an idea.
00:23:41Marry them to each other.
00:23:43Imagine if only guys or girls came. Or girls.
00:23:51Dude, besides that, to set up something like this you will need files,
00:23:55computers, typewriters and...
00:23:57If only guys come, we'll marry them anyway.
00:24:01What does sex matter when love is pure?
00:24:05Hey, hey, gentlemen.
00:24:07You heard the hospice.
00:24:09I'll take care of the material.
00:24:13I don't think this woman is coming, huh.
00:24:15Street, inclusero.
00:24:16Well, thank goodness these things are rented, because if not...
00:24:19It's her. Come on, everyone. Come on.
00:24:22Hello. Eternal Bliss Marriage Agency?
00:24:29Hey?
00:24:30Oh, oh, you here.
00:24:32Come, chosen of my heart, to the garden of your beloved.
00:24:35And eat its exquisite fruits.
00:24:37No, I'm afraid you're mistaken. This is the agency, but I'm the bellboy.
00:24:40Also, if you want to hire our services, come tomorrow at four.
00:24:43At four. At four. At four. At four. At four. At four. At four. At four. At four.
00:24:50Go away!
00:24:52Oh, sorry, sorry. The reason I have to leave is because the bellboy isn't doing anything. Please come in.
00:24:58Sorry for the delay, but...
00:25:00The hairdresser is already known.
00:25:02Oh, sure, sure.
00:25:03Well, first of all, and if you'll allow me, I'd like to show you the facilities.
00:25:08Okay, our mainframe.
00:25:10Two million memory units and a system with thirty terminals.
00:25:14Our punch card sorter, with an instant selection link based on thirty variables.
00:25:20This computer is capable of providing a photograph and a complete file of our selected client.
00:25:35Oh, but hey, is this gentleman you?
00:25:37Oh, of course. Professional secrecy prevents us from revealing any client's details.
00:25:43My photo is a test photo.
00:25:45And now, if you don't mind, we can study the contract.
00:25:53Will one hundred thousand be enough?
00:25:55Oh, perfect. In two days you'll have the man of your dreams.
00:25:59She has to be all sensitivity, all poetry.
00:26:06I do not seek carnal love, but the communion of the spirit, the mysticism of passion.
00:26:13A woman capable of inspiring a poem for Dante, a sonnet for Petrarch.
00:26:19A tale to Boccaccio.
00:26:21Not Boccaccio, who was a suez and a libertine.
00:26:23Excuse me, I was thinking of sautiar casa seca.
00:26:30The truth is, your case is very difficult.
00:26:34But there is nothing difficult for eternal happiness.
00:26:39Sign the contract, pay the deposit, and tomorrow you'll have a girlfriend.
00:26:50It works, guys! This works!
00:26:53Well, I can't quite believe it.
00:26:55And the problem comes now.
00:26:56No problem, man.
00:26:57Look, I'm coming from the newspaper archives and I got a photograph of the Marchioness's husband.
00:27:00Bah, it's not very good...
00:27:02Come on, let's go! On to another customer! We can't keep up!
00:27:11At last! I come to deliver you, my maiden!
00:27:14Pierce me with the sword of your passion!
00:27:16Go away, honey!
00:27:17Just a moment, just a moment.
00:27:19Faced with a whole series of questions,
00:27:22The thing about maidenhood is true.
00:27:26Yes. My name is Virginia.
00:27:28I was born under the sign of Virgo and I don't know any man.
00:27:30That's why I became one of the Lord's children.
00:27:32By?
00:27:33Because love...
00:27:34Love is perfection.
00:27:35Love is virtue.
00:27:36Love is...
00:27:37A very bad roll.
00:27:39So, if you are pure, romantic, virginal and you want to love...
00:27:46Your place is here among us, right?
00:27:49Take his/her signs.
00:27:51Visit him.
00:27:52And may your body and soul merge in the fire of love.
00:27:57Are...
00:27:59Five bills and the will.
00:28:05I only have two, three hundred.
00:28:07It will do!
00:28:09The important thing is the intention.
00:28:11Mother.
00:28:12I'm going to be a mother!
00:28:14What's it going to be, mom?
00:28:15I'm going to be a mother!
00:28:16Oh!
00:28:17It doesn't give me joy, boy!
00:28:21I'm going to be a mother!
00:28:22Oh, mother!
00:28:23Oh, mother!
00:28:30For your mother, delicious!
00:28:32What a crazy aunt!
00:28:33But hey, what happens now?
00:28:34Everything is settled and you start crying?
00:28:38What did she say about wanting to be a mother?
00:28:40And since I don't have...
00:28:43Let's get to the point.
00:28:45The marquis had a beard.
00:28:47Yeah.
00:28:49Do you know anyone with a beard?
00:28:54Well, I can't believe it.
00:28:57Oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:28:59Oh!
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:05How awful!
00:29:07For a moment I thought it was my husband.
00:29:09That's what it's all about, ma'am.
00:29:11As you can see, the resemblance could not be more perfect.
00:29:13Don Indalecio, here present, is a widowed gentleman,
00:29:17Catholic, educated and sentimental.
00:29:19And ugly!
00:29:20Lady!
00:29:21Forgive me, but my husband was no Adonis either.
00:29:24I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you've made the trip for nothing.
00:29:30If I understood correctly, you were looking for a gentleman who bore the closest possible resemblance to your late husband.
00:29:36Well yes, you misunderstood.
00:29:37And it's my fault, but in front of this gentleman I can't explain it.
00:29:42Well, you will excuse us, Don Indalecio.
00:29:45Yes, I'm leaving.
00:29:47But you should know, madam, that I have rejected proposals from women who found me terribly attractive.
00:29:52The man has worked for many years at the National Organization for the Blind.
00:29:58Don't worry, Don Indalecio.
00:29:59Both the Marchioness and the agency will be able to compensate you financially for the inconvenience.
00:30:04Of course, go easy.
00:30:09Lady?
00:30:11At your feet.
00:30:15Well, you'll go.
00:30:16I should have confessed it to him from the beginning.
00:30:21The man of my life, the father of my son, my only love.
00:30:26It wasn't my husband, but my lover, Mariano.
00:30:32My Mariano, our driver.
00:30:36He died with my husband in an accident.
00:30:38If I get married, it would have to be with a man like him, fiery, but romantic, very romantic.
00:30:45But you couldn't give me any more information.
00:30:48There are things, my friend, that a decent woman only confesses to her spiritual director.
00:30:55Ah, sister.
00:30:57En nomine patis, et filet, et spiritus andus. Amen.
00:31:00A sin fulfilled.
00:31:16Ave Maria Pulisil.
00:31:18Listen, I'll send your master away. Please, come one by one.
00:31:22Hello, Father.
00:31:23But what is this?
00:31:24A cigarette?
00:31:25Have you gone crazy?
00:31:26Or you prefer a joint.
00:31:28Oh!
00:31:29Hail Mary Most Pure.
00:31:30Conceived without sin.
00:31:32Tell me, daughter, tell me.
00:31:35What's wrong with your voice, Father Vázquez?
00:31:37Tobacco, my daughter, tobacco.
00:31:40Come on, come on.
00:31:41Open my breast.
00:31:42Oh, sorry.
00:31:43The chest.
00:31:44But...
00:31:45Are you Father Vázquez?
00:31:47Of course, daughter, of course.
00:31:49Come on, unburden your heart.
00:31:51That?
00:31:52Have you found a boyfriend?
00:31:53I'm on it, Father.
00:31:55But ever since you told me about it, I feel something special, a kind of fire that consumes me.
00:32:04I used to endure chastity with resignation, through thick and thin.
00:32:09But now...
00:32:11Father, that will be sin.
00:32:15No, rich, no.
00:32:16The thing is, you're really into partying, aren't you?
00:32:19Come on, you need a man like you need food.
00:32:21And fix your body.
00:32:23So don't come back here until the warnings.
00:32:26That I have a terrible job and all that.
00:32:29Go on, take absolution and give yourself up...
00:32:33married.
00:32:34Father Vázquez, it's time for the novena.
00:32:51When I saw you, I knew you would be mine.
00:32:54Yes, I'm yours.
00:32:55Make me yours, Rodolfo.
00:32:56Now, right here, let us achieve perfection in the interpenetration of our bodies.
00:33:04Yes, I'll make you mine.
00:33:05And a kiss will seal our love.
00:33:07No, Virginia, no.
00:33:16Don't let passion rule you.
00:33:18Yes, passion is perfection.
00:33:19Take me.
00:33:20Let me feel the mystique of your body penetrating mine,
00:33:22flooding me with the burning liquor of your love.
00:33:26Well, do it for me, Rodolfo.
00:33:27Do it for me.
00:33:28Do it for me.
00:33:29Well, are you going to do it to me or not?
00:33:31Lustful monster?
00:33:35Don't rape me, no!
00:33:36Yes, rape you, yes!
00:33:38Come on, take off your belt, come on.
00:33:40Come on.
00:33:44Come on, the buttons.
00:33:45I'll take it from you.
00:33:46I'll take it from you.
00:33:47Come on, get out of the way.
00:33:48No, no, no.
00:33:49The slipper.
00:33:50Get out of the way.
00:33:54Come on, I have to leave the lining flag high.
00:33:56Come on, pull.
00:33:57Take off your lining!
00:33:58I'm here.
00:33:59Cry for me, yes, sir.
00:34:01That evil woman was about to defile my body, my spirit.
00:34:06I want my money back.
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:12It is clearly specified in the contract.
00:34:15We can, however, look for a more suitable person.
00:34:20Understand that it is not easy to get it right the first time.
00:34:24We will send you a new applicant tomorrow.
00:34:28Meeting you, dear Rodolfo, has been like a ray of light in a dark existence.
00:34:33Just looking into his eyes.
00:34:35I could lose myself in yours, Angelica of my soul.
00:34:39I could sink in his arms, hugging his waist.
00:34:44A virginal waist that aspires to remain so.
00:34:47Excuse me, Angelica, dear.
00:34:49It's the rush of feeling like I'm with a soulmate that makes my hands fly like carrier pigeons.
00:34:55It's her femininity that alienates me.
00:34:57I feel like kissing her buds, holding her close to my chest, feeling the touch of her silky skin.
00:35:07Please, Rodolfo, report that your life is in danger.
00:35:09I can't, Angelica, I can't. The spirit is strong, but you're too much.
00:35:13That hair.
00:35:16These marble breasts.
00:35:21And so marble?
00:35:22An evil spawn.
00:35:24Ladybug, ladybug!
00:35:26To be corrupt!
00:35:27Ladybug, your father, uncle!
00:35:28Degenerate!
00:35:29Disgusting!
00:35:30Maphobia!
00:35:31What a mess!
00:35:32We don't give a damn.
00:35:33Calm down, calm down.
00:35:35For now, if the Marchioness wants a man as her lover, we'll have to know what the aforementioned man is like.
00:35:40According to her, strong and romantic.
00:35:44And one-eyed.
00:35:45But taking out someone's eye seems excessive to me.
00:35:48We must investigate.
00:35:49The bad thing is finding that cheesy guy a girlfriend tomorrow.
00:35:52I have an idea.
00:35:53Which?
00:35:54Come on, come ...
00:36:02Come in, come in. Please come in.
00:36:04Come in, please, come in.
00:36:05Excuse me.
00:36:09Come in, come in.
00:36:10Thank you.
00:36:12Listen.
00:36:13You say.
00:36:14Hey, we haven't met before.
00:36:17You haven't sold anything like hair growth products, ointments...
00:36:21No, sir. Please don't offend me.
00:36:24Look, I'm looking for three scoundrels.
00:36:26That as I find them...
00:36:30You forgive me.
00:36:31It's just that I can't control myself.
00:36:33You see, I had beautiful hair and...
00:36:37Look.
00:36:42But well, that's not the problem.
00:36:44It turns out to me that...
00:36:46As strong as I look and...
00:36:48Nothing.
00:36:50Man, I wouldn't say that much.
00:36:52You just ruined an ashtray that, by the way, was worth a fortune.
00:36:57I'm sorry.
00:37:01Of muscle strength, yes.
00:37:04But...
00:37:06I'm referring to that sexual vigor.
00:37:10Very badly.
00:37:11As...
00:37:13From bad.
00:37:16So...
00:37:19Fatal.
00:37:21And there is no way.
00:37:23Imagine the trauma.
00:37:24But don't worry.
00:37:25We have what you need.
00:37:27A beautiful, attractive, sensual woman who will make it grow...
00:37:32Like a palm tree.
00:37:35Samson, Hercules, my colossus.
00:37:37Take me in your strong arms.
00:37:38And make me feel all your manly impetus.
00:37:40Go on.
00:37:41Make me yours, Samson.
00:37:42Make me yours.
00:37:44I'm looking forward to it.
00:37:45I'm really looking forward to it.
00:37:47But these things take time, preparation.
00:37:49Ah, you need someone to put on a show for you, huh.
00:37:50Oh, what a pig.
00:37:51You're not one of those who likes things to be quick, are you?
00:37:52Well, don't worry.
00:37:53We have the whole night ahead of us.
00:37:55Muah!
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:57Oh.
00:37:58Oh.
00:37:59Oh.
00:38:00Oh.
00:38:01Oh.
00:38:02Oh.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:04Oh.
00:38:05Oh.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:09Oh.
00:38:10Oh.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:12Oh.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:14Oh.
00:38:15Oh.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17Oh.
00:38:18Oh.
00:38:19Come to my house, I'll stay here.
00:38:21找...
00:38:23Oh, rest–
00:38:25Oh, oh, what thighs this Samsoncinho has.
00:38:27Oh, how good.
00:38:29Oh, oh, Samsoncinho, can't I find it for you?
00:38:31What's up, what's up, wait.
00:38:32Good...
00:38:33What are you doing, Teo?
00:38:34Well, what are you doing watching?
00:38:36Did I kick myself?
00:38:37Falcó.
00:38:38Oh, oh.
00:38:40But say something.
00:38:41Say something, boy.
00:38:42Say something.
00:38:43Ra, it kills me.
00:38:43Oh...
00:38:44Some tenderness.
00:38:45Oh, go for my brush.
00:38:48Goes.
00:38:49Oh man, I don't know how to like myself, I like it, but I just can't find anything, I'm lost here.
00:38:56Come on, come on, I smile, child.
00:38:58What's wrong? What's wrong? Do you feel anything? Do you feel anything, kid?
00:39:20I can't take it anymore, we've been at it for eight hours and nothing.
00:39:26Nothing, not even knowing.
00:39:27No, no, no, no.
00:39:28If you tried it again.
00:39:31Your grandmother will try it, you impotent, cold-hearted jerk, your grandmother and your whole family.
00:39:39Nobody laughs at me, much less a woman.
00:39:41But what an animal.
00:39:51No, there's no problem, what you need is an experienced woman and we have the solution.
00:39:57For now we are going to take measures.
00:39:59No jokes, I don't respond.
00:40:04They will be that man, who is not what you imagine, it is a uniform, we will explain it later, come on.
00:40:08Don't worry, I'll be done soon.
00:40:11Eighty-nine?
00:40:15One hundred and twenty.
00:40:22Sixty-one.
00:40:26One with one.
00:40:29Where do you charge from?
00:40:31Where do I charge from?
00:40:33Burden of law, right?
00:40:35Hey?
00:40:38One by one, I'm the most recent.
00:40:40You are a truly charming man.
00:40:42Thanks for your cooperation, huh?
00:40:43This afternoon we will have the uniform ready.
00:40:45Well, if you don't mind, we'll see you today at eight.
00:40:51Good morning.
00:40:52The cosmetic surgery clinic on the second floor.
00:40:58What I'm looking for is a marriage agency.
00:41:01I was afraid of it, come in.
00:41:02And you tomorrow at eight.
00:41:03At eight?
00:41:07Sorry.
00:41:17Well, you'll go.
00:41:18You see, I'm looking for a man to marry.
00:41:20Yeah, and I have a pool of fourteen.
00:41:22Why does it turn out that a man I know, who is a guard at the retreat, likes beautiful women and is so religious?
00:41:30Oh, woman, calm down, calm down.
00:41:33The computer is infallible.
00:41:34You'll see how she finds a boyfriend.
00:41:35We'll send it to your house this very afternoon, okay?
00:41:38You'll see, you'll see what a pleasant surprise.
00:41:42Well, goodbye, huh?
00:41:44Bye bye.
00:41:45Goodbye, goodbye.
00:41:46Do you think we're going to find her a boyfriend?
00:41:51I don't know, but this one is the one.
00:41:52Wow, it does touch.
00:41:54Crying again, posthumous son?
00:41:57No, it's just that I'm so hungry I'm dying.
00:41:59Well, say it first.
00:42:06Take.
00:42:06For me, I think of the barquesa.
00:42:26How was it?
00:42:28How was it?
00:42:29Oh!
00:42:30Twelve diotrines in each eye, Igorita.
00:42:32Twelve diotrines.
00:42:32When I think about that trio of sons of bitches, I want to murder them.
00:42:37And may God forgive me.
00:42:38Because I am a religious and God-fearing man who...
00:42:41Pretty!
00:42:43Don Venancio, report yes.
00:42:45Please excuse me, Igorita.
00:42:47It's just that when I see a beautiful woman I lose my temper, improving what's present.
00:42:53Palavero!
00:42:54Oops!
00:42:54If you would like.
00:42:55Move, move, move!
00:42:57I promised my holy mother that she may be in glory
00:42:59that she would be the only woman in my life.
00:43:02And I intend to fulfill it.
00:43:04So, I'm not getting married.
00:43:06And the rest, oh!
00:43:07Much less.
00:43:08No no.
00:43:09I am a staunch Catholic.
00:43:12Phew!
00:43:12Of those that no longer remain.
00:43:13For me, masses in Latin and with the priest with his back turned.
00:43:17Well, Igorita.
00:43:19You can go feed your kittens now, I see that duty calls me.
00:43:24Bye bye.
00:43:24It will have been seen.
00:43:29Coming to me with the story that he has taken a vow of celibacy.
00:43:33Well, it's his loss.
00:43:35The best day I get a boyfriend and he stays to dress saints.
00:43:40Oh, there are men who you don't know where their eyes are.
00:43:45Yes sir.
00:43:45Yes sir.
00:43:46I've seen them.
00:43:47And don't come to me with that glasses joke, I won't respond.
00:43:50So long.
00:43:52Don't let me see you around here again.
00:43:54Because I've had my eye on them for several days.
00:43:56Ale!
00:43:57I'm leaving because I'm in a hurry and I don't want any trouble.
00:43:59But I plan to come whenever I feel like it.
00:44:01The Marchioness will receive you immediately.
00:44:03You'll see.
00:44:03You'll see what a woman.
00:44:05Authentically flag-waving.
00:44:06Of course, I ask you to treat her with exquisite care.
00:44:10I'll try.
00:44:11But the truth is that I'm a mess.
00:44:13This morning I fell down the stairs and it was a tremendous blow.
00:44:16Look.
00:44:17No, please.
00:44:18Don't take off your cap.
00:44:19You look like you come from a concentration camp.
00:44:21Well, that's not the worst part.
00:44:23Four of my teeth are loose from the fall.
00:44:32Marquise.
00:44:34Nice to meet you.
00:44:36Well, this is our man.
00:44:38I hope you like it.
00:44:41It's not exactly how I imagined it.
00:44:44By the way, what happened to your head?
00:44:46Nothing, it's nothing.
00:44:47A minor accident.
00:44:50But you have to admit that the gentleman is very attractive.
00:44:53And the uniform suits him very well.
00:44:59I see you have muscles of steel.
00:45:01And now it's loose, but tense.
00:45:04Look, touch, touch.
00:45:05Oh, how amazing, how virile, how powerful.
00:45:11By the way, my friend, didn't you have things to do?
00:45:14Gosh, that's true.
00:45:16I should be at the agency by now.
00:45:18Well, well.
00:45:19At your feet.
00:45:20And waiting for your good news.
00:45:22I hope so, my friend, I hope so.
00:45:24Samson, Delilah, sorry, Marchioness.
00:45:27Watch out, lady.
00:45:39What a barbarity.
00:45:40This shine is one of those that slip.
00:45:42No, sir, it's pure virgin wax.
00:45:44The bee may have been a virgin, but her mother...
00:45:48You can turn around now.
00:46:01Surprised?
00:46:02Well, you see, madam, a little cut off, yes.
00:46:06I see, I see.
00:46:08Well, I assume you are aware that I am a widow.
00:46:11And therefore, no...
00:46:12No, no, no, no, yes...
00:46:15The one from the first time is me.
00:46:16Oh, how clever, how clever.
00:46:21I understand your impatience, but...
00:46:24It's just that I'm a terribly modest woman.
00:46:30Come on, my friend.
00:46:35A lady should never be kept waiting.
00:46:38No, no, not the cap.
00:46:40A little exotic touch never hurts.
00:46:48Ale, hop!
00:46:51Well, now the acid test allows me to do it.
00:46:57A small...
00:47:00Very small.
00:47:04Tiny check.
00:47:07Get dressed immediately!
00:47:10Sir, please, the valletas.
00:47:13The valletas?
00:47:15I'll give you the valletas.
00:47:17Aaah!
00:47:28Mister.
00:47:30We don't give one, we don't give one.
00:47:32And to top it all off, that hunchbacked abortion comes along and we have to find a boyfriend for him.
00:47:35That would have to be Frankenstein's monster, a blind, lazy fool.
00:47:38I don't see a future for it.
00:47:39Well, speaking of fools, don't miss the one who comes over there.
00:47:44Do you think they would like each other?
00:47:45Sure.
00:47:46Why don't you go and ask him?
00:47:48Are there any bets?
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:49If you win, we'll treat you to a portion of cricket testicles.
00:47:52Hey, hey, kid, kid.
00:47:58Is it me?
00:47:58Yeah, man.
00:47:59I've hooked up.
00:48:02Hello, look, you'll see.
00:48:03It turns out that...
00:48:04Well, I don't know how to explain it to you.
00:48:07I'm going to tell the kids that they'll let me throw.
00:48:09Okay.
00:48:09And what other people would you like to have a girlfriend with, huh?
00:48:26A hot girl.
00:48:28Oh, gorgeous.
00:48:29But I'm gay.
00:48:33Oh, gorgeous.
00:48:34Yes, yes, yes.
00:48:37Yes, yes.
00:48:40You are so handsome.
00:48:43Hot guy.
00:48:44Solid.
00:48:45Shameless man, I'm going to take our eyes off him.
00:48:52Late!
00:48:55That lady kicked me out of her house.
00:49:03And when I left they had thrown some garbage on the floor and I hit a fatal fall.
00:49:10Hip fracture and two ore teeth!
00:49:20But I still have the strength in my arms to pick them up and throw them out the window.
00:49:31If they don't find me a suitable woman.
00:49:36Tonight.
00:49:38Without fail tonight.
00:49:40What a mess!
00:49:44What a mess!
00:49:45This has never happened to me before.
00:49:47I've seen them cold.
00:49:49But this one is like a lemon popsicle.
00:49:51You leave it to me, I'll make that one look like a volcano.
00:49:54In a minute.
00:50:06This is going well!
00:50:07They tell me this and I don't believe it.
00:50:10This guy isn't even motivated by a tiger's jump.
00:50:13It's that you are rude.
00:50:14With first-timers you have to be very gentle.
00:50:15Well, they can give us the grapes.
00:50:25Not even with Vaseline, listen.
00:50:32Not even with Vaseline.
00:50:35Ah, this one will definitely go with the march.
00:50:37They almost killed me, very animal.
00:50:56He bit me and left four teeth stuck in.
00:51:01Well, I don't go in with a man like that.
00:51:03Come on, woman, big guys like little girls.
00:51:05Come in, come in.
00:51:06Look, in the end it's the short one who wins.
00:51:19I almost got it, listen.
00:51:26I almost got it.
00:51:26What do you mean almost?
00:51:27A couple of centimeters more and...
00:51:29Well, you understand.
00:51:31I am small, but not that much.
00:51:34Come on, come in and let whoever falls fall.
00:51:36Let's go, daddy!
00:51:46Arranged.
00:51:47She is an exquisite woman and a marquise.
00:51:50The nobility of blood is often linked to that of the spirit.
00:51:53Do you believe in the community of bodies and souls, Madam Marchioness?
00:51:56I believe in the separation of property and common law.
00:51:59And if I may say so, already in my years, in a frenetic passion before and after menopause.
00:52:04And along those lines, I think getting married without prior knowledge is as barbaric as a castle.
00:52:12But you already know me.
00:52:14My passion for music, lyrics, poetry, beauty.
00:52:19Me too?
00:52:21Do you like me?
00:52:23You seem to me to be the quintessence of spirituality.
00:52:29A being capable of inspiring the purest feelings,
00:52:33the noblest, the most...
00:52:36The donkey?
00:52:37No, no, not at all.
00:52:38The thing is, if we continue like this,
00:52:42They're going to have to hibernate us to be able to celebrate our silver wedding anniversary.
00:52:46Look, young man, I understand that it's my fault.
00:52:49From the first moment I should have told them the type of man I wanted.
00:52:53Although it must be admitted that you have not been very lucky either.
00:52:57That they thought that I wanted a man as my husband
00:53:01and they brought me that vegetative man in a frock coat.
00:53:05But the impotent Hercules and that cheesy guy from last night didn't forgive him.
00:53:10So I decided to give them one last chance.
00:53:13Either you find the kind of man I'm looking for or I'm canceling the contract.
00:53:17No, that man exists and he will have it.
00:53:20If you like, we can study the robot portrait system.
00:53:24Ah, but do you do those things?
00:53:27We don't.
00:53:28The computer.
00:53:29Please list.
00:53:32Glare.
00:53:34Well, in the healthy eye.
00:53:36Martial bearing.
00:53:38Dark.
00:53:39Medium size.
00:53:41Except...
00:53:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:43Well, I think that's all.
00:53:45Well, with that description I think there will be no more doubts.
00:53:49We will find the man you are looking for.
00:53:59I'm sure the end result will be a horrible sample.
00:54:01Hey, hey, hey, I don't paint that bad.
00:54:03In addition, it has finished first.
00:54:06Hey, does this guy's face look familiar to me?
00:54:09What he said was horrible.
00:54:11Well, I think I've seen it too.
00:54:14But something different.
00:54:16Foolishness.
00:54:16This is one of those that if you keep an eye on it, it won't go away.
00:54:20I'm going.
00:54:28Good morning.
00:54:30The trips to Lourdes are on the ground floor.
00:54:31I am a client of the agency.
00:54:33And for many years.
00:54:35This is what happens to us for not reserving the right of admission.
00:54:38Forward.
00:54:43This very nice young man was the one who served me.
00:54:47Do you remember me?
00:54:48Yes, I don't think I can forget her.
00:54:50I haven't slept for several days.
00:54:52Don't touch it, it will unhinge you.
00:54:53And then it doesn't come out crooked, like your mother's.
00:54:56It's Don Venancio.
00:54:57Do you know him?
00:54:59We don't.
00:55:00And you?
00:55:01Clear.
00:55:02He's a fan of mine.
00:55:04A poor blind man.
00:55:06Almost.
00:55:08He is the guard of the retreat.
00:55:14Arred, you lustful ones, run!
00:55:16This time you won't get away!
00:55:18Arred!
00:55:23Are you looking for something, good man?
00:55:25Yes sir.
00:55:26A contact lens I just lost.
00:55:28It's just that without her I can't even see a thing.
00:55:30Well, you talk to this gentleman,
00:55:31who has something very important to tell you.
00:55:34We will look for it while we look for it.
00:55:38Well, here where you see me,
00:55:40I had a view...
00:55:42Pshack!
00:55:42Eagle!
00:55:44What happens is that three scoundrels
00:55:46that don't come off.
00:55:47And if I see them I'll kill them.
00:55:49Wow, I'll kill them.
00:55:51They've ruined my eyesight.
00:55:53You see a hollow eye.
00:55:54And in the other twelve diopters.
00:55:57Well, what do you want from me?
00:55:59You see.
00:56:00It's about a woman
00:56:01and wants to marry you.
00:56:04Hey, stop joking, I'm not in the mood for jokes.
00:56:06It's no joke.
00:56:07She's crazy about you.
00:56:09Isn't it a humpback coming this way?
00:56:11to feed the cats?
00:56:12No, ma'am.
00:56:13Sorry, sir.
00:56:14She is a flag woman.
00:56:18And what's your opinion on all this?
00:56:20Why is shamelessness necessary, damn it,
00:56:22to come to an honest man
00:56:23as a pimp?
00:56:24No, miss.
00:56:26No, sorry, sir.
00:56:27Uh, no.
00:56:28It's not what you think.
00:56:29It's that we are...
00:56:30Oh!
00:56:30Here it is.
00:56:32I found it.
00:56:33Man, thanks a lot.
00:56:35You have done me a huge favor.
00:56:37Did you say?
00:56:42No, we are...
00:56:43The scoundrels who have left me one-eyed and half-blind!
00:56:49Scammers, scammers, matchmakers, thugs!
00:56:54Now you'll see!
00:56:55This one is not capable!
00:56:57Scoundrel!
00:56:58I came as soon as I was discharged.
00:57:09Oh, poor thing!
00:57:11Hey, I saw a woman here the other day and I felt something new.
00:57:15And what was it like?
00:57:16I have no words to describe it,
00:57:18but I remember it very well
00:57:19because it impressed me so much that I rolled down the stairs.
00:57:23It was Igoria, the humpback.
00:57:24Let's see it right away.
00:57:25This very night.
00:57:29Could be?
00:57:30Come on, this aunt doesn't live far away.
00:57:32Listen, don't talk like that about someone who could be my wife.
00:57:35And I'm afraid I'm going to die.
00:57:39Let's go and let these two miscarriages figure it out as best they can.
00:57:42Don't worry.
00:57:43This is such an unusual place that you will never see it again in your life.
00:57:46Now I hear a lion roar and I believe it.
00:57:55Go!
00:57:59I'm coming!
00:58:00Go!
00:58:13Oh, what joy!
00:58:16The guys from the agency!
00:58:18Come in, come in!
00:58:19Consider yourselves at home.
00:58:28Well, we're leaving right away.
00:58:30We just want to introduce you to this gentleman.
00:58:33How handsome!
00:58:34How kind!
00:58:36It has moved.
00:58:37Listen, I swear it's moved.
00:58:40Miracle!
00:58:42Miracle!
00:58:43Another tooth?
00:58:44No no.
00:58:46Here, here.
00:58:48Don't sing Victoria yet, it could be a draft.
00:58:52Well, since they already know each other and like each other, we're leaving.
00:58:55Well, have a good time.
00:58:58They don't want to take anything.
00:59:00I have a bull's blood wine and some rice blood sausages.
00:59:05No, no, no!
00:59:06Thank you so much.
00:59:07We are members of the brotherhood of blood donors and we are prohibited from doing so.
00:59:10Ah!
00:59:12Poor man!
00:59:17It makes me want to cry.
00:59:20Do you think he'll suck her off?
00:59:22That?
00:59:23The blood!
00:59:24I don't even want to think about it.
00:59:27Come on, there's a full moon.
00:59:33Mother!
00:59:35Samson's situation is already resolved.
00:59:38But now, let's see who's the handsome guy who can convince the guard to meet with the Marchioness.
00:59:42We have nothing to lose by going to see it.
00:59:43I don't think he'll recognize us.
00:59:44He is blind.
00:59:45Not so blind as to not recognize us.
00:59:49Unless we dress up...
00:59:51...of bishop.
00:59:53Your Eminence!
00:59:56What an honor, damn!
00:59:58What a pretty ring!
00:59:59Well, we have the matching bracelet and earrings, but we didn't bring them with us.
01:00:03The brother refers to the fact that the ring is a donation from one of our best clients.
01:00:12Sorry, parishioners.
01:00:13Listen, your face and voice sound familiar, Father.
01:00:17I'm not surprised, son, I'm not surprised.
01:00:19If you go to San Francisco el Grande, the priest preaches the sermon of the seven words every year.
01:00:23Oh, so what? Hanging around here?
01:00:26No, no, no. We came to talk to you.
01:00:29A case of conscience.
01:00:30With me?
01:00:31Ah, chum!
01:00:32Please excuse me, but I have a terrible cold because of a wetness.
01:00:44Because of a wet and three scoundrels and a couple of immoral people who, when they get caught,...!
01:00:49Son, son! You have to know how to forgive your enemies and turn the other cheek.
01:00:53You don't know them, because if I turn the other cheek I see myself selling them the same.
01:00:58It won't be that bad, dear brother.
01:01:00As I was saying, it's a case of... of conscience.
01:01:03She is a woman of solid moral formation, widowed, rich, and extremely virtuous.
01:01:09Does he want to marry you?
01:01:11With me?
01:01:12As you hear it.
01:01:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But that can't be true.
01:01:16Are you going to commit the grave sin of making His Eminence and me look like liars?
01:01:21No, of course, of course. Coming from His Grace.
01:01:30That woman is the soul of the diocese.
01:01:32And from the parish.
01:01:33And from Saint Romuald's wardrobe.
01:01:34And although a spy and virtuous...
01:01:36There is a risk that his passion for you...
01:01:38The precipitate into sin.
01:01:39In the mud. Come on, he's at a very bad age.
01:01:43And you don't want to be responsible for the loss of your soul.
01:01:46It would be a sin for mission.
01:01:48Inexclusio in renatus quo.
01:01:49And a lack of charity. So you marry her and that's it.
01:01:52Keep in mind, dear brother, that marriage is for the rank and file.
01:01:57And you, you're in uniform.
01:01:59No, no, but I have taken a vow of celibacy.
01:02:03Reserved for the bishop. No problem.
01:02:05Here's the address. Tomorrow, evening dress.
01:02:09And a clean change of clothes.
01:02:11And you go to his house at eight.
01:02:22Don't run, damn it.
01:02:28Marica, the last one!
01:02:30You won't believe it.
01:02:32I just saw a bishop, a Nazarene, and a Franciscan running with their skirts raised.
01:02:38Don't talk nonsense.
01:02:39Women, when you get into the mood, you start seeing visions.
01:02:42Well now I see a guard coming this way like a madman.
01:02:45A guard? With an eye patch?
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:47Well, run, the world is coming to an end.
01:02:51Pig!
01:02:52Scoundrel!
01:02:54Immoral, lustful beast!
01:02:56I'll get you!
01:02:59I'll get you!
01:03:02Lustful!
01:03:03Oh!
01:03:05Moderate your desires, man of God.
01:03:07I'm going to think you're a monster of lust.
01:03:10Or that you haven't seen a woman for a century?
01:03:11Not a century, but it's been going on for twenty years.
01:03:14Since I did my military service in the tercio.
01:03:15Was that where he lost his eye?
01:03:16No, no, ma'am, no. But let's talk about something else.
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:19There? Well, I can compare myself to you.
01:03:23For twenty years since I became a widow, there has been no other man in my life.
01:03:27Of course, when it comes to marriage, it's a different matter.
01:03:30My spiritual director.
01:03:31Well, I have permission from the bishop, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:34Although the truth is that I never asked him about these little things.
01:03:38But I want to warn you about something very serious.
01:03:41I am a very upright man.
01:03:43And no, I do not tolerate deception.
01:03:45I dumped the only girlfriend I've ever had in my life.
01:03:48Oh yeah?
01:03:49Planted.
01:03:51Of course, because I ironed my cousin's underwear.
01:03:55What a barbarity!
01:03:56Well, it doesn't matter.
01:03:58I love jealous men.
01:03:59My poor Mariano...
01:04:00Your husband?
01:04:01The father of my son, to be exact.
01:04:04Well, as I was saying, my poor Mariano was very jealous.
01:04:07How did it go?
01:04:09When I saw Romualdo.
01:04:10Who was Romualdo?
01:04:11The driver.
01:04:12And that was powerless.
01:04:14And how did you know?
01:04:16For the first maid.
01:04:18So you calm down.
01:04:21I am a woman of one love.
01:04:27Make yourself comfortable.
01:04:33I'll be right back.
01:04:34Wow.
01:04:42Someone just came in.
01:05:00Don't rush.
01:05:01He is the butler.
01:05:02Today is your departure day.
01:05:04I'll be with you in a moment.
01:05:05Please.
01:05:06If you don't mind, keep your hat on.
01:05:08Are you a hat?
01:05:11Yeah.
01:05:12I love men with their heads covered.
01:05:15Phew.
01:05:17As long as it's not horns.
01:05:23What do you think of me?
01:05:25I hope I don't disappoint you.
01:05:27Captivating.
01:05:30Euralia.
01:05:31Venancio.
01:05:34This is something to celebrate.
01:05:36Do you like champagne?
01:05:37I prefer cider, but okay, okay.
01:05:43Okay, now for a bit of composure.
01:05:47It's for the service.
01:05:48Sure, sure.
01:05:51Forward.
01:05:52Don Periñón from 56 and a bottle of Gaitero for the gentleman.
01:05:58Both frappes.
01:06:00As the lady commands.
01:06:01You!
01:06:02Immoral gulf!
01:06:04I finally have you in my clutches.
01:06:06Now you'll see.
01:06:07Venancio, you've gone crazy.
01:06:08He is the butler.
01:06:09The butler.
01:06:10The butler and your lover.
01:06:12Yes, I know him.
01:06:13He is a monster of lust.
01:06:15And I don't consent to being cuckolded before the wedding.
01:06:19What the hell are you talking about?
01:06:20Of those you thought would make me a slut.
01:06:23Damn it, it's getting away from me!
01:06:26Venancio!
01:06:27Consider our engagement broken!
01:06:45When I catch you I'm going to eat your liver, you son of a bitch.
01:06:49Let's see if I can swell up his only remaining eye.
01:06:51Fan!
01:06:52Eye!
01:07:55Look ahead, Quince, you're going to run over someone!
01:08:00Bah, nonsense!
01:08:00There is not a soul here.
01:08:02Well, I heard a scream and a bang.
01:08:04Bah, it must have been one of the allegorical cats!
01:08:06Allegoria has a boyfriend!
01:08:09Allegoria has a boyfriend!
01:08:11But the boyfriend doesn't have a cock!
01:08:13And he never will!
01:08:15And he never will!
01:08:17A disastrous experience.
01:08:20That man insulted me.
01:08:22He questioned my honesty.
01:08:24And I don't know what he has against poor Fermín,
01:08:26because he saw him and became like a hyena.
01:08:28Well, maybe because his vision is so bad, he mistook him for someone else.
01:08:31He also had a fight with us.
01:08:32The other day, without going any further,
01:08:34He even said that it was our fault that he had lost his sight.
01:08:37He is definitely crazy.
01:08:40Anyway, I came to tell you
01:08:42that I have made the decision to cancel the contract.
01:08:45Compensating them financially, of course.
01:08:47But we could try again.
01:08:49Find other people.
01:08:51I admit that we have not been very successful.
01:08:53Forget it.
01:08:54I don't think it's his fault.
01:08:56It is a punishment that comes to me from heaven.
01:08:59So I thought about entering a convent.
01:09:01Please!
01:09:02Don't say anything.
01:09:04I hope this amount will be enough
01:09:06to compensate them for the inconvenience.
01:09:08I brought it in cash
01:09:09taking advantage of the fact that he had to stop by the bank.
01:09:12Two hundred thousand.
01:09:13Not bad.
01:09:13We covered expenses and thank you.
01:09:15And now what do we do?
01:09:17I vote for closing it.
01:09:18Man.
01:09:19With the client who doesn't come out it's a mess.
01:09:21That's Igor and Chepas
01:09:23who comes to protest for not having consummated the marriage.
01:09:29Good, good afternoon.
01:09:31I have been told that on this floor
01:09:33there is a marriage agency.
01:09:34Yes, sir. This is it.
01:09:36Hey, hey.
01:09:38Have you not left Nazareno?
01:09:40in the procession of silence?
01:09:43Well no, sir.
01:09:44I was the trumpet player.
01:09:46Ah.
01:09:48Well, look, I don't really want to get married.
01:09:51I need to get married.
01:09:53Because you won't believe it,
01:09:55but until a month ago
01:09:56I had an amazing view.
01:09:58But because of three scoundrels
01:10:00If I catch them, I'll eat their livers,
01:10:03I tear out their hearts,
01:10:05I break their hearts,
01:10:06I'll take their eyes out, damn it.
01:10:08I am as I am.
01:10:11The last thing was an outrage
01:10:13and a retinal detachment
01:10:15in the only eye I had left.
01:10:17And all because I was worried
01:10:18of public morality.
01:10:20And to top off my bad luck,
01:10:22Well, a lady
01:10:23not very pretty,
01:10:25that's the truth.
01:10:26But it must be said,
01:10:28very honest,
01:10:29who had his eye on me.
01:10:30What are you doing?
01:10:34Sit down.
01:10:36No, no, it's there.
01:10:38Where?
01:10:49Here.
01:10:52Thank you.
01:10:53You are very helpful.
01:10:54Do you mean the evil eye?
01:10:56Well, well, he got married.
01:10:57The hunchback.
01:10:58Yes sir.
01:11:00Yes sir.
01:11:00With a boxer or something like that.
01:11:04Do you know her?
01:11:04Oh well,
01:11:06has been a client of ours.
01:11:07Well, it has made me dust,
01:11:09do you know?
01:11:10It was her
01:11:11the one who gave me this address.
01:11:13Listen, and I say,
01:11:15Couldn't you provide me with
01:11:17anything else?
01:11:19Show me the sample book
01:11:20in the Braille method, of course,
01:11:22because I can't see...
01:11:24Don't worry,
01:11:25we will do what we can.
01:11:27Well, you can find me.
01:11:29on eleven every day
01:11:30before the draw.
01:11:32Listen,
01:11:33and it will cost me dearly.
01:11:35Oh no,
01:11:35for being for you.
01:11:36Thrown away.
01:11:37You can, you can go in peace.
01:11:38But how calm?
01:11:39What the fuck?
01:11:40If every time I cross the street
01:11:41I remember those wicked ones
01:11:43that I was run over
01:11:44and they fled.
01:11:45Oh, what scoundrels.
01:11:47In the end.
01:11:48Well, here you go...
01:11:49Have a strip, man.
01:11:52And good luck.
01:11:54Should I throw it away?
01:11:55No, he throws it, he throws it.
01:11:56Ah, I throw away the strip.
01:11:57So I throw it away.
01:11:59I throw the strip, you understand?
01:12:01I throw the strip.
01:12:03I throw the strip.
01:12:04I throw the strip.
01:12:05I throw the strip.
01:12:06I throw the strip.
01:12:06I throw the strip.
01:12:08Talking together
01:12:10all three are
01:12:11Hear the doorbell
01:12:13it rings again.
01:12:15It's Galician!
01:12:17Millán says.
01:12:18It turns out to be serious
01:12:20with her boyfriend.
01:12:22She offers herself
01:12:23to clean.
01:12:26Not a single penny
01:12:27will charge them.
01:12:29For your wedding
01:12:30the three celebrate
01:12:32they get the hump.
01:12:34Cat in a poke.
01:12:36The bell rings again
01:12:37it rings again.
01:12:39It's Galician!
01:12:40Oh, it can't fail!
01:12:43To be a mother
01:12:44comes to look for them.
01:12:46Make me a son!
01:12:47He starts screaming.
01:12:49Calm down, girl!
01:12:51Eddie Millan!
01:12:53If you want a boyfriend
01:12:54good and blind
01:12:55you will have it.
01:12:57They run away
01:12:58without delay
01:12:59they leave the pasta
01:13:01in the drawer.
01:13:03And while the Galician
01:13:04with great care
01:13:06read a novel
01:13:08of corinpellate.
01:13:10the romantic enters
01:13:12and they talk about love
01:13:13either
01:13:13he approaches her
01:13:15with great ardor.
01:13:17Flee decides
01:13:18the happy couple
01:13:20taking the money
01:13:22of the Marchioness
01:13:24and to celebrate it
01:13:25in a malicious way
01:13:27they fornicate
01:13:28like crazy.
01:13:29You forgive me!
01:13:40Young!
01:13:41Pretty!
01:13:42Pure!
01:13:42Virginal!
01:13:43I guarantee it!
01:13:44He is looking forward to getting married
01:13:45and have children!
01:13:47Decide!
01:13:47I know he's waiting for you
01:13:48to the people!
01:13:48But it will be decent!
01:13:49Look, if not...
01:13:50Pass, pass, pass, pass!
01:13:51I swear to my mother!
01:13:53Come in, come in, Cici!
01:13:55Good afternoon!
01:13:56And I'm leaving
01:13:57because I have
01:13:57a terrible rush
01:13:58but I have left them
01:13:59the office
01:14:00like the jets of gold.
01:14:01Man, Igorita!
01:14:02But what do you do?
01:14:03here?
01:14:04Look,
01:14:05These very good gentlemen
01:14:06they found me
01:14:07a girlfriend.
01:14:08Well, he doesn't know.
01:14:09which makes me happy.
01:14:10Take it.
01:14:11The lady
01:14:11has given me
01:14:12a letter for you.
01:14:13But he's gone.
01:14:14Yes sir.
01:14:15With a gentleman
01:14:16excellent,
01:14:17one is no longer afraid
01:14:18you are welcome.
01:14:19But, come on,
01:14:20that I caught them
01:14:20in full swing.
01:14:22Well, I'm leaving.
01:14:22that as late as
01:14:24my husband kills me.
01:14:25He forced me to come
01:14:26because for him
01:14:27you are like gods
01:14:29but he is from a jealous person.
01:14:31Money!
01:14:31It has been taken
01:14:32the Marchioness's money!
01:14:34But that marchioness
01:14:35it is not given.
01:14:36Well, it's not here!
01:14:38Damn you!
01:14:39Scoundrels!
01:14:40Damned!
01:14:41Now I understand everything!
01:14:43You are
01:14:44the miserable!
01:14:46But don't hide!
01:14:49Volvo!
01:14:50Where are you?
01:14:52I'm going to kill you!
01:14:54Let's not be mistaken!
01:14:55God!
01:14:55Take!
01:14:56Take!
01:14:57Take!
01:14:58Oh!
01:14:59You don't know me!
01:15:00You don't know me!
01:15:02You don't know
01:15:02what I am capable of!
01:15:04I'm going to destroy you!
01:15:05Damn you!
01:15:06I've already located you,
01:15:08bandit!
01:15:09No!
01:15:10No!
01:15:15Space!
01:15:23Phew!
01:15:23And the blind man
01:15:25he's gone
01:15:26I thought he was going to kill us
01:15:27Wow!
01:15:27It's freezing cold here.
01:15:28oh well
01:15:31will be unhappy
01:15:34Who?
01:15:37This blind man
01:15:38breaks a glass
01:15:39destroys the agency
01:15:40for unfortunate
01:15:41that hippie
01:15:41that is linked to Rodolfo
01:15:43and on top of that it is carried
01:15:44the two hundred thousand pesetas
01:15:45that were already ours
01:15:46And what do we do now?
01:15:49To die of disgust
01:15:50One moment
01:15:52you have to go see
01:15:53to the Marchioness
01:15:54and bring her a husband
01:15:54Clear,
01:15:55throw yourselves
01:15:55we went out into the street
01:15:56we spoke with the first one
01:15:57what's happening
01:15:57Come on, idiot!
01:15:58We have an ideal candidate
01:16:00Who?
01:16:01This
01:16:02I'm so glad
01:16:04of his determination
01:16:05About retiring
01:16:06to a convent
01:16:06it would have been crazy
01:16:07Such a beautiful woman
01:16:09so attractive
01:16:11Do you believe?
01:16:13Favor you do me
01:16:14I tell you from the heart
01:16:16In other circumstances
01:16:18I
01:16:18Yeah
01:16:19I would have dared
01:16:20to court him
01:16:21but I'll be brief
01:16:22I have a partner
01:16:24and a man
01:16:24waiting out there
01:16:25and if I came alone
01:16:26to talk to you
01:16:27has been
01:16:28to prepare the ground
01:16:29What you need
01:16:31he is a man
01:16:31young
01:16:33handsome
01:16:35attractive
01:16:36As much as you?
01:16:38Well, I don't know.
01:16:39it's a matter of taste
01:16:40Well
01:16:41is that you
01:16:42I like it quite a lot
01:16:44and if you think
01:16:45that now
01:16:45the difference
01:16:46of age
01:16:47it's not a problem
01:16:49well
01:16:50Go on
01:16:55Tell those
01:16:56let them go away
01:16:57Leave?
01:16:58No
01:16:58they are going to stay
01:16:59delighted
01:17:00Wait
01:17:01Before I have
01:17:03to confess something to you
01:17:04You already know
01:17:05my husband's thing
01:17:06and what about the driver
01:17:07but
01:17:08what you don't know
01:17:10It's that I
01:17:10I don't even know
01:17:13I don't even care
01:17:13Wait
01:17:18I'll be right back
01:17:20Lady
01:17:35I have the pleasure
01:17:37to ask for her hand
01:17:38What was I telling you?
01:17:43How she is killed
01:17:44to my girlfriend
01:17:44I kill you
01:17:44Your girlfriend?
01:17:46Yes, my girlfriend
01:17:47They're coming back
01:17:47Yeah
01:17:48My son
01:17:49My son
01:17:50Have you seen?
01:17:51any children around here?
01:17:57You
01:17:58You are my son
01:18:00the same one I abandoned
01:18:02in the hospice
01:18:02exactly the same
01:18:04that your father
01:18:05You're not wearing anything
01:18:07around the neck
01:18:08A piece of antler
01:18:09of deer
01:18:09with a chain
01:18:10of gold
01:18:10he gave it to me
01:18:11in oxidation
01:18:12of the four nails
01:18:14when they threw me out
01:18:16from the orphanage
01:18:17Well here it is
01:18:18the other piece
01:18:19of horn
01:18:20it was the Marquis's
01:18:21he hunted him down
01:18:22on his farm
01:18:23of the almunia
01:18:24of Doña Godina
01:18:25Son
01:18:28Mother
01:18:30Son
01:18:31Mother
01:18:36Son
01:18:37Mother
01:18:39Bye
01:18:58Bye
01:19:03Bye
01:19:07Bye
01:19:08Bye
01:19:09Bye
01:19:12Bye
01:19:12Bye
01:19:12Bye
01:19:13Bye
01:19:15Bye
01:19:16Bye
01:19:20Bye
01:19:20Josema
01:19:20Dad
01:19:22Call me dad
01:19:23And what do I do now?
01:19:25Well, very simple.
01:19:26Fernando and you
01:19:26you continue with the agency
01:19:27but in a serious way
01:19:28We have bought the property
01:19:29and tomorrow itself
01:19:30they will go to install
01:19:31the furniture
01:19:31and the computer
01:19:32A marvel
01:19:34From now on
01:19:36you are the vice president general
01:19:37and you the CEO
01:19:39Staff will have to be hired
01:19:41And the president?
01:19:42Oh
01:19:42Server
01:19:44I was afraid of it
01:19:45Clear
01:19:46Poor man
01:19:53Cases like this
01:19:54they break the heart
01:19:55Fernando
01:19:56park
01:19:57and you help him up the hill
01:19:59Wait
01:20:02good man
01:20:02Do you want us to
01:20:03shall we help you up?
01:20:04Thank you very much, gentlemen.
01:20:05God bless you
01:20:06That?
01:20:07Infantile paralysis
01:20:08No
01:20:08What the fuck?
01:20:09A fall due to guilt
01:20:10of three scoundrels
01:20:10may heaven confuse
01:20:11There are people out there.
01:20:13Well
01:20:13we're almost there
01:20:14Would you like us to help you further?
01:20:15No, thanks
01:20:16I manage on my own
01:20:17Bye
01:20:18Bye
01:20:19Bye
01:20:19Well we're back.
01:20:20there is nothing like helping
01:20:21to a poor man
01:20:22Oh
01:20:24Oh
01:20:27Oh
01:20:27Oh
01:20:28Oh
01:20:28Oh
01:20:29That is leaving
01:20:31That this is going away
01:20:32That is leaving
01:20:32The brakes
01:20:34The brakes
01:20:34The brakes have broken
01:20:35Virgin Mary
01:20:36Virgin Mary
01:20:37Let me stay like this
01:20:38What a misfortune
01:20:54What a tragedy
01:20:56How sad
01:20:58What a shame!
01:20:59You have to see it
01:21:02How badly he behaves
01:21:03For his bastards
01:21:05The aristocracy
01:21:06What a misfortune
01:21:08What a tragedy
01:21:10How sad
01:21:12What a shame!
01:21:13You have to see it
01:21:16How badly he behaves
01:21:17For his bastards
01:21:19The aristocracy
01:21:21A very cold night
01:21:23Winter
01:21:24They abandoned me
01:21:27In a portal
01:21:28Nosy
01:21:30In a basket
01:21:30Wicker
01:21:31Soaked
01:21:33And without covering
01:21:36With diapers
01:21:37Cotton
01:21:39Little cojaditos
01:21:41For the pee
01:21:42And carrying
01:21:44In the falcon
01:21:46No reason
01:21:47The por deliz
01:21:49What a misfortune
01:21:51What a tragedy
01:21:53How sad
01:21:54What a shame!
01:21:56You have to see it
01:21:58How badly he behaves
01:22:00For his bastards
01:22:02The aristocracy
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