Los jueves, milagro 1957 HD 1080 Completa José Isbert, Richard Basehart

Retroscreen Movies Revival

Reparto: José Isbert, Richard Basehart, Paolo Stoppa, Alberto Romea, Juan Calvo, José Luis López Vázquez, Félix Fernández, Manuel Alexandre, Mariano Ozores, Félix Briones   Dirección: Luis García Berlanga   Fontecilla, un pueblo que vivió tiempos de esplendor gracias a la fama de su balneario, sobrevive a duras penas gracias al campo y a un limitadísimo turismo que apenas deja beneficios; ni siquiera el tren para ya en la estación. Don Ramón, el dueño del balneario, harto de su escasa y poco aristocrática clientela, en connivencia con el alcalde, el maestro, el barbero, el dueño del hotel y don José, un acaudalado propietario, urde un plan: organizar una "aparición mariana", como la de Lourdes, que atraiga al turismo y a los devotos. Cuando se dan cuenta del extraordinario parecido que hay entre Don José y una vieja talla de San Dimas, el buen ladrón, el problema queda resuelto.

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00:00:00See? Even the humble 645 mail train passes through this town without stopping.

00:00:15Of course, this wasn't the case 50 years ago. Back then, for an express train to be able to

00:00:20To call luxury, he necessarily had to stop in Fontecilla. What has happened since then?

00:00:26Why, as in so many towns in Spain, do the large express trains only leave passengers as they pass by?

00:00:32A brief tremor in the pots and pantry here? And yet there are things that

00:00:37Things haven't changed. For example, the people of Fontecilla. They're still waiting for the provincial council to install [something - likely a specific system or service].

00:00:43The new sewer system. The men still plow the same plot of land. And the women

00:00:50They continue, as always, with their simple faith, asking for simple things from heaven. Rain, for example.

00:00:56So what has changed? What could have happened to make the trains run?

00:01:01Why is it so long? Simply put, the famous Fontecilla spa is no longer in fashion.

00:01:07Nobody buys his postcards or drinks his calcium-nitrogenous waters that cured him

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00:01:14Listen! The good people of Fontecilla are going to be happy. That rain they were asking for has finally arrived.

00:01:20to come. The harvest will be better. Congratulations. But you can't please everyone. And to the old man

00:01:27The clean water that falls from the tender spring doesn't agree with the spa.

00:01:32Yes, the spa is nothing but a ruin. And to restore its former prosperity, its owner,

00:01:54Don Ramón is willing to do anything. Perhaps even break the law, and even worse.

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00:04:00What time is eleven? Carmela! Carmela! What time is eleven?

00:04:06How much force? Half or full force?

00:04:08Half, half, for four let's see what they are.

00:04:11Good morning.

00:04:13Good night.

00:04:15Luisito, don't touch the palm tree, you might get pricked.

00:04:19Remember that it causes tetanus. How do I have to tell you that?

00:04:22How's the world, Don Ramón? Has Josefina Báquer's debut arrived yet?

00:04:25A little patience. It's still October 2017. This European war is so long.

00:04:30How much will it cost you to get out of the fountain of health, Don Ramón?

00:04:33At fifty.

00:04:34Kid, don't touch. What prices! How's life?

00:04:38Go on, write.

00:04:40And without getting your fingers dirty.

00:04:43Dear parents.

00:04:44But woman, start writing now.

00:04:45If they take the best spots, you'll see.

00:04:47Don't worry. They were still calling the waitress.

00:04:50Look at them. There they are. Don't forget.

00:04:52How can we achieve it?

00:04:53Down the hallway.

00:04:54Yes, yes. Let's go. Let's go.

00:04:55Kid, you're not doing the feet.

00:05:01Eugenio. Eugenio. Let's go.

00:05:05Come on, I've got you, yes. Hurry!

00:05:07It's busy.

00:05:08Oh, really?

00:05:09Forgive me.

00:05:09I've put up a sign.

00:05:10As if this were the big score.

00:05:12Postcards, postcards. If my lungs get upset.

00:05:16Foolishness.

00:05:17Well.

00:05:18What do we do? Do we wait for Doña Paquita?

00:05:20Start! Start now!

00:05:23Luisito! Don't go near the waterfall!

00:05:25Remember that the Romans made it.

00:05:27Do you want to move back a little? You're suffocating me!

00:05:30Why doesn't he move the horn?

00:05:32Come on, Carmela! Let's go to gymnastics!

00:05:35One, two. One, two. One, two.

00:05:40How long have I been starting?

00:05:41Don't worry. There's still time.

00:05:44Well.

00:05:44One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two and three. One, two.

00:05:55No, no, no!

00:05:56No no!

00:05:57No no!

00:05:58No no!

00:05:59No no!

00:06:00To the doctor!

00:06:01No!

00:06:02Not to the doctor!

00:06:03To Don Fidel!

00:06:04To the priest!

00:06:05I'm dying!

00:06:06As?

00:06:07Then tell the priest!

00:06:08Runs!

00:06:09Luisino!

00:06:10The waterfalls are not to be touched!

00:06:13Doña Paquita!

00:06:15Doña Paquita!

00:06:16What's wrong with him?

00:06:18He's dying again!

00:06:21He's had a fit and is asking for a concession!

00:06:24This lady dying every day will eventually scare away all the water vultures!

00:06:28Poor thing!

00:06:29How old she is!

00:06:31And he never wants to admit it!

00:06:33With all the spas there are to die in peace!

00:06:35Come to Fontecilla to celebrate Easter with me!

00:06:41Central!

00:06:42Central!

00:06:43Put me through to Don Evaristo right away!

00:06:46Say!

00:06:48Great!

00:06:49Run to the church and tell Don Fidel!

00:06:51I'll take care of the rest!

00:06:52Continue right away!

00:06:55What's up?

00:06:57Ah!

00:06:58Yes, yes!

00:06:59See you later!

00:07:00See you later!

00:07:01Pedrito has a total of twenty-four apples, write!

00:07:07If he gives twelve to his mom and six to his little brother, how many apples will Pedrito have left?

00:07:10Remain silent!

00:07:11Stay still!

00:07:12Pay for my coffee!

00:07:13I'll be right back!

00:07:14That lady is a bald woman!

00:07:15As soon as he has a toothache, he thinks he's going to die!

00:07:17I give him everything!

00:07:18Pay for my coffee!

00:07:19Yes, I know!

00:07:20In the end!

00:07:21At least last year it died in good weather!

00:07:22See you later!

00:07:23See you later!

00:07:24Remain silent!

00:07:25Be still and silent!

00:07:26Pay for my coffee!

00:07:27Pay for my coffee!

00:07:38I'll be right back!

00:07:39That lady is a bald woman!

00:07:40As soon as he has a toothache, he thinks he's going to die!

00:07:42I give him everything!

00:07:43Yes, I know!

00:07:44In the end!

00:07:45At least last year it died in good weather.

00:07:46No one would be surprised by an archangel. They've appeared so many times.

00:08:06And what about the fire sword? Do you think it's easy to make a fire sword?

00:08:10It doesn't have to be fire. The feeling is enough. A little glitter.

00:08:13Please leave the details here to me.

00:08:15I've got it. Let Don Ramón do the fencing; he's studied fencing.

00:08:20But he doesn't realize that it's outrageous.

00:08:21The fact that?

00:08:22Showing up with a gun in your hand will scare people.

00:08:26Look, Saint Roch. What do you think?

00:08:28Wow, great, great. That's it. Don Antonio and Sultan.

00:08:35Neither Don Antonio nor Sultan, but you can't do it with my dog.

00:08:38Well.

00:08:45These must be the five martyrs of Prague, tortured in 112 under Diocletian.

00:08:53Of course! Five of you, like yourselves, show up as a group and that's it.

00:08:58And halfway through the performance, we'll start singing together for your enjoyment. Very nice.

00:09:02Well then, then... Man! Saint Isidore looks like Don Salvador.

00:09:09They also say that he is a very miraculous saint.

00:09:12A nephew of mine fell out of a tree and nothing happened to him.

00:09:16So what?

00:09:16So, nothing happened to him.

00:09:18Don Antonio can provide the oxen.

00:09:20This whole San Isidro thing seems like a load of nonsense to me.

00:09:22Everyone would think that a farmer or just anyone from the village had appeared.

00:09:25So, do you think that to be a saint you don't need to know anything?

00:09:30If he is a farmer, why is he a farmer?

00:09:32And if he is a warrior, why is he a warrior?

00:09:34There's no way to make an appearance like this.

00:09:36Listen, Don Antonio is calling us.

00:09:38Let them come.

00:09:39What's happening?

00:09:40Look, I found it.

00:09:41Oh, really?

00:09:42Where?

00:09:42There, in the choir.

00:09:43But there's nothing there.

00:09:44Look, look, look.

00:09:47Look, who does this face remind you of?

00:09:50Without the beard, huh?

00:09:51Hey?

00:09:52Look at that, huh?

00:09:53Is it him or isn't it him?

00:09:54Ah, that's it.

00:09:56It's true?

00:09:57Of course.

00:09:59No, not me.

00:10:01I don't want to.

00:10:02No, no, no, no.

00:10:12There was a man named Dimas and another named Gesta.

00:10:17The two had committed robbery and were crucified alongside Christ.

00:10:22And Gesta said, "He's the bad thief."

00:10:24Hey, aren't we getting into something a little too serious?

00:10:27Look, I'm a Spanish Catholic as much as anyone.

00:10:30I'd be perfectly fine if we were offending things...

00:10:34Well, from the church?

00:10:35We're going too deep.

00:10:36What matters are the consequences.

00:10:38Do you know what happened in Lourdes?

00:10:39The miraculous water wiped out the atheists.

00:10:41But it really happened there.

00:10:42And here, who's going to know what's fake?

00:10:44Just us.

00:10:45And if we do things, be careful.

00:10:47Silence, don't make any noise, man.

00:10:48But everything is rusted.

00:10:50Furthermore, you are putting that cable where it shouldn't be.

00:10:52Since when do you put two poles of the same sign together?

00:10:54It's doing what you shouldn't.

00:10:55Look.

00:10:55We're already lost.

00:11:00They've already caught us.

00:11:07Half strength or full strength?

00:11:09Medium, medium.

00:11:10And be careful that Paquita doesn't go near the waterfall.

00:11:12Alright.

00:11:13Well, we're constantly getting scared.

00:11:15Thankfully, tourists will soon come and give us their money.

00:11:18And what tourists?

00:11:20Tourists wearing scapulars are willing to pay anything to see Don José appear.

00:11:24Thousands and thousands.

00:11:25They'll have to stay somewhere, won't they, Don Ramón?

00:11:28Getting a haircut and shaving.

00:11:30You will be able to sell that batch of rancid oil that you haven't been able to sell to anyone.

00:11:35And Don José, like the one from Santima, will surely receive some alms.

00:11:39How much?

00:11:39There was no gold rush in California.

00:11:41This will be the fever of the... of the miracle.

00:11:43Well, I'm having fun, but I don't believe it.

00:11:45Because?

00:11:46Because people aren't going to come back here even if we invent one of those movie miracles.

00:11:50That's what I say.

00:11:51Don Evaristo is right.

00:11:53Little miracles in cinema.

00:11:54And what a favor we're doing religion with that saintly Virgil.

00:11:58And so Virglia?

00:11:59I, for one, would not convert.

00:12:01With this saintly virglia, I can convert whoever I want.

00:12:04And if you're not interested, the place will be cleaned.

00:12:06Well, if I say that, it's because of the first impression.

00:12:08But I believe that with the help of sky blue we can achieve top-quality effects.

00:12:12And these discs will help a lot.

00:12:14Is it not a right to choose music?

00:12:16If you appear, I think so.

00:12:19Which do you prefer?

00:12:20I don't care.

00:12:21I just wanted to know.

00:12:22Very good.

00:12:23There are other more important points.

00:12:25For example...

00:12:27For example, where will we do it?

00:12:29Do I have the right to exercise?

00:12:31Okay, tell us where and we'll see it.

00:12:32In the apple orchard there is a very open area.

00:12:36Protecto!

00:12:37That land is yours.

00:12:38And?

00:12:39That you want to take advantage of the situation to perform a miracle there.

00:12:40Well, well, we're not going to get anywhere like this.

00:12:42Let's form a committee to study the matter on the ground.

00:12:45You two can preside over it, Don Ramón.

00:12:47OK.

00:12:48What is the second point?

00:12:50The most important one.

00:12:53The peseta has disappeared.

00:12:55It has flown through the air.

00:12:56It has flown.

00:12:58Do you believe me?

00:12:58I touched a peseta and boom!

00:13:00It disappears.

00:13:00But you are a very good boy.

00:13:02The nicest kid in school.

00:13:03If you want, the peseta will return.

00:13:05You have to ask the little angels.

00:13:06Do you want to?

00:13:08Yeah.

00:13:08Do you want to?

00:13:09So we do it like this.

00:13:15Look!

00:13:16It's back!

00:13:17Here I have the peseta that has returned!

00:13:19The peseta!

00:13:20Yes sir.

00:13:21Very good.

00:13:21Great.

00:13:22Do you want it to disappear again?

00:13:24Look.

00:13:28Rota against the lame man.

00:13:32He's gone to the peseta.

00:13:37Look!

00:13:39Fly!

00:13:39Wow, how it flies!

00:13:41I see her.

00:13:41She's with the little angels.

00:13:43She's with the little angels.

00:13:43Be careful, it's going to fall off your neck, Don Salvador.

00:13:47And this is the unhappiest child in school?

00:13:49Anyone can make him believe that Don José...

00:13:51We will strengthen your faith in the supernatural through chemistry.

00:13:54You'll see.

00:13:55This will make a great impression on him.

00:13:56Could this happen to you?

00:13:57No, no, no, child.

00:13:58You stay.

00:13:59You and I are going to do something really good.

00:14:01One thing you'll really like.

00:14:02You'll see.

00:14:03When children are good, miracles can happen.

00:14:06And you look like you're very nice.

00:14:08Look closely and pay close attention.

00:14:10This is water.

00:14:11Pure water.

00:14:13Do you want it to be turned into wine?

00:14:14I?

00:14:15No, sir.

00:14:16That's not fair.

00:14:17You have to say yes.

00:14:19Yeah.

00:14:20Then pray an Our Father.

00:14:21If you pray an Our Father, God will perform the miracle.

00:14:24Go on, pray.

00:14:26Do what Don Evaristo tells you, Pepito.

00:14:28Go on.

00:14:29Our Father who art in the hallowed heavens,

00:14:31to the ground, to the ground, to the ground, to the ground...

00:14:32Amen.

00:14:33Now I'm mixing the water from both glasses, watch carefully, okay?

00:14:35And that's it.

00:14:37Here's the wine.

00:14:39But if.

00:14:40The fact is that, unless the bisulfite is domestically produced,

00:14:45I don't know what the hell you are.

00:14:47You haven't prayed with enough devotion, you idiot.

00:14:50Tomorrow you will bring me written two hundred times,

00:14:52I don't know how to say the Lord's Prayer, I don't know how to say the Lord's Prayer, go away.

00:14:58My land is better because it is higher.

00:15:00Higher, but doesn't pay the contribution.

00:15:02Very good.

00:15:02I won't pay taxes, but there's no dew on my property.

00:15:05Ah, so as soon as we enter mine, it starts to get chilly.

00:15:07Clear.

00:15:08Come on, man.

00:15:08As if the clouds, when they pass overhead, were saying,

00:15:11Careful, we are on Don José's farm.

00:15:13Let's go hail somewhere else.

00:15:15What nonsense?

00:15:16It's not hail, it's dew.

00:15:19And the dew makes me cough.

00:15:20And what would people say about a saint?

00:15:22Can't a cold be cured with so much damage in the sky?

00:15:25And what would be said of a saint who appears on a farm?

00:15:27who doesn't pay the tax?

00:15:29Here's an example.

00:15:30That's also true.

00:15:31Look, there's a place behind the spa.

00:15:33Man, very nice.

00:15:34Now it's you who wants to take advantage.

00:15:36It's there now, Don Salvador.

00:15:37What, Don Ramón, have there been any agreements?

00:15:38What else?

00:15:39Well, we haven't found anyone.

00:15:41Then we're ready.

00:15:42Well, it's been a shame.

00:15:44They don't know how sorry I am.

00:15:45Who could be one of us?

00:15:48If I say that I have seen Sandimás,

00:15:49They'll have to believe me, whether they like it or not.

00:15:50I am the official chronicler of the town.

00:15:52Well, for that you need an innocent soul.

00:15:54And you...

00:15:54I think I have the solution.

00:15:57Down there at the train stop.

00:15:58Isn't there a man coming by the tracks?

00:15:59We had all forgotten about Mauro.

00:16:01All.

00:16:02Ah, that's right.

00:16:04Mauro is from the station.

00:16:05But he's stupid.

00:16:06Yes, silly, silly.

00:16:08But maybe he'll recognize me.

00:16:09Yes, poor Mauro.

00:16:12Always expect a miracle.

00:16:14And finally he will have it.

00:16:24He doesn't wake up.

00:16:34Keep at it.

00:16:35Yes, I'm going.

00:16:39Throw it more.

00:16:42The brake is now released.

00:16:43Let's push.

00:16:50That's it.

00:16:51Come on, to the tunnel.

00:16:54Okay, I'll jump.

00:17:09We're here.

00:17:10Yes, let's go.

00:17:11Cheer up, don't worry, everything will be alright.

00:17:12Doesn't he remember everything?

00:17:13All.

00:17:14You always keep to yourself, huh.

00:17:15Without leaving the tracks.

00:17:17Eye.

00:17:17Come on, Don José.

00:17:18This is the restless man who needs to be paid.

00:17:20Be careful not to drop it and ruin everything.

00:17:22I'll put it on her.

00:17:23Please be careful.

00:17:24Hey, hey.

00:17:25Those cables can't go there.

00:17:26Because?

00:17:27Because there is induction.

00:17:28And if we have induction, the electric field suffers.

00:17:30Let him suffer.

00:17:30I have to attach them somewhere.

00:17:32Ah, very good.

00:17:32You are sabotaging my electric field.

00:17:34If the sky blue fails me later, be prepared for the consequences.

00:17:36And without going out onto their land.

00:17:37But, man, don't leave without this.

00:17:40It's true.

00:17:40The palm tree.

00:17:41It is very important.

00:17:42No no.

00:17:42The palm tree no.

00:17:43Pricking!

00:17:44You leave here, but you grabbed so much.

00:17:46Okay, no palm tree, but go away already.

00:17:47Come on.

00:17:48No no.

00:17:56Careful, don't drop the ticket.

00:17:57No, no, no.

00:17:58You're going to leave, because I'm the mayor for a reason.

00:18:00What if I get stung by a scorpion?

00:18:02What kind of scorpion is it?

00:18:03Well, well.

00:18:04Well, well.

00:18:04I'm coming.

00:18:05And if you went off the track, huh?

00:18:09The music.

00:18:12Yes, yes, yes.

00:18:13Goes!

00:18:14Damn!

00:18:15Steamed fern!

00:18:35So, what do you think?

00:18:54Very badly.

00:18:55If we all do it like you, we will fail.

00:18:57But it's not happening.

00:19:10He's stepping on my toes with the harvest I have.

00:19:23He is already inside his property.

00:19:24That's what he wanted.

00:19:25And the rest of us just have to bother us.

00:19:27Scoundrel!

00:19:28Music, man.

00:19:34I am Saint Dismas, whom the ancients called the great Good Thief.

00:19:40Oh, listen to this!

00:19:42Oh, listen to the words of blessed Dismas!

00:19:47Since you were the one chosen by the divine Simericor...

00:19:51Simicor...

00:19:52Simicor...

00:19:53Aharaman!

00:19:55Through divine mercy!

00:19:57He's forgotten everything!

00:20:00I'm going to help him.

00:20:01Well, well, well!

00:20:02Well, well!

00:20:03Well, well!

00:20:03Oh!

00:20:03Well, well!

00:20:04Oh!

00:20:04Well, well!

00:20:05Well, well!

00:20:06Well, well!

00:20:07Well, well!

00:20:08Well, well!

00:20:09Well, well!

00:20:10Oh!

00:20:11Oh!

00:20:12Well, well!

00:20:13Well, well!

00:20:17Listen to this!

00:20:25Secuta yourself!

00:20:27Mauro!

00:20:29But what a mess with me!

00:20:30That's because she can't go!

00:20:31We're doomed!

00:20:33Who committed such an atrocity? Remove it!

00:20:39José doesn't know a word!

00:20:41No wonder we chose that rhyme!

00:20:45Listen to me, Mauro!

00:20:46I am Rimas!

00:20:48I don't know anything, you don't know anything.

00:20:51But I tell you that man is not a treasure.

00:20:54in this uncertain and dark hour.

00:20:57My will, my will, which I do not hear.

00:21:00Come on, man, what am I saying?

00:21:01If I don't hear anything.

00:21:02On this day.

00:21:03Oh!

00:21:03On this day.

00:21:04Yes, yes, yes.

00:21:06Oh!

00:21:06On this day.

00:21:07It's you and those who receive my testimony...

00:21:08It's you and those who receive my testimony...

00:21:11They join the mandate of Saint Dismas!

00:21:12They join the mandate of Saint Dismas!

00:21:14First.

00:21:16You'll see...

00:21:16Where they will all agree to appear every Thursday.

00:21:19Come, come, come all.

00:21:20Come, brothers, all of you.

00:21:22Come, come, come all.

00:21:23Spaniards and foreigners.

00:21:24How does it end, man?

00:21:25How does it end?

00:21:26Spaniards and foreigners!

00:21:28Come and trust that by giving your egg...

00:21:31...and consuming the miraculous water of the Pontesilla hot springs...

00:21:36...all your ills will be cured and all your misfortunes relieved.

00:21:41This has been my term.

00:21:42Bear witness to him.

00:21:44Miracle!

00:21:45Miracle!

00:21:46Miracle!

00:21:48Miracle!

00:21:50Miracle!

00:21:51Wake up, everyone!

00:21:53Listen to me!

00:21:54The indicattian!

00:21:55Zero, what does it say was the past after that!

00:21:56It was indicative and being arbitrated!

00:21:56Listen to me!

00:21:57I'll take everything!

00:21:59At the station!

00:22:00He just said he'll come back.

00:22:03I've seen it!

00:22:04Yes, find out!

00:22:05There, my...

00:22:07Me!

00:22:08Me!

00:22:10Wake up, everyone!

00:22:11Read me!

00:22:12He will come every Thursday

00:22:14She wears a crown and stars are falling.

00:22:16But you just don't want to believe me

00:22:18We have to go and pray there

00:22:20I'm going to tell everyone!

00:22:37But...

00:22:38What are you doing? Have you gone mad?

00:22:39Sandimos, I've seen Sandimos

00:22:41We need to build him a shrine.

00:22:43And he said to tell everyone.

00:22:44So that they can see him too

00:22:46There are some organized scandals

00:22:47To tell me that nonsense

00:22:48It will continue every Thursday

00:22:49She wears a cloak and carries a walking palm tree.

00:22:51And the music starts.

00:22:52He revealed to me, go out into the street

00:22:54But he doesn't believe me.

00:22:55So what do priests believe in?

00:22:56Sandimos will punish him!

00:22:58Out into the street!

00:22:59I don't want drunks here.

00:23:11It was true

00:23:13It was true

00:23:14I, I've seen him

00:23:15I was Sandimos

00:23:17And I saw him, I

00:23:18Today he will punish everyone

00:23:20For not listening to me

00:23:20To be drunk!

00:23:21Yes, everyone, everyone

00:23:22Tell this friend, not you!

00:23:23Why aren't you listening to me?

00:23:24He told me!

00:23:26He told me he's coming back!

00:23:28Listen to me!

00:23:28Come with me!

00:23:30Come pray with me!

00:23:31Damn bitter people, idiot!

00:23:33He will punish you all!

00:23:34Why did he tell me that!

00:23:36Come with me, everyone!

00:23:37It doesn't matter!

00:23:38Why didn't I tell myself!

00:23:55Well, unless he saw this Sandimos

00:23:57And then he got drunk and...

00:23:58But if he doesn't drink

00:23:59Of course, it could also have been a...

00:24:00It could have been anything but a miracle

00:24:02Why don't you take it outside?

00:24:04It's not good to have him in this corner

00:24:06That's right, we had forgotten about it.

00:24:08Look, here

00:24:10Next to Saint Nicholas

00:24:11No, no, no, no

00:24:14Not next to Saint Nicholas

00:24:15That takes away his sight

00:24:16We can leave it by the door.

00:24:18It's where it's always been.

00:24:19And now with Mauro's situation

00:24:21Perhaps he'll gain more devotees

00:24:22Don't talk to me about Mauro

00:24:23Here

00:24:24You can see it from the whole church, huh?

00:24:27Like a good thief

00:24:28Maybe he'll convert that guy

00:24:29He's always stealing from the miraculous woman's brush.

00:24:31Then we covered the table with some curtains

00:24:33And a damask bedspread

00:24:34And the base is ready!

00:24:35At least Mauro's contribution will have been useful

00:24:38So that we may remember Saint Dismas

00:24:39And what do I care if Saint Dismas is here?

00:24:40Does that face look familiar?

00:24:43But, man!

00:24:43Why would I go out?

00:24:44Does Mauro already know the message?

00:24:46I'm going to perform for Mauro

00:24:47And for someone else

00:24:48Look

00:24:48Oh dear, we're late here

00:24:50Here's the poor man

00:24:51Here it is

00:24:53Here it is

00:24:54Let's sit down

00:24:56Give me your chair

00:24:59His oreola, Don José

00:25:05Total for two old women

00:25:06Couldn't we skip this Thursday?

00:25:08You promised to show up today.

00:25:10And if an error appears

00:25:10But, man, do you want me to have a frema today?

00:25:13Notice how everything

00:25:14That's nothing

00:25:15If you gave it to me in the mornings when I wake up

00:25:17Okay, I'm leaving now.

00:25:18But without talking, okay?

00:25:20Then we started talking about the sanctuary.

00:25:21What nonsense, man?

00:25:23Is there nothing to say?

00:25:24But we can't send it by mail.

00:25:27Watch out, someone's coming

00:25:29Ah, he's a drunk.

00:25:32Matías

00:25:33Matías

00:25:34Ah, yes, that makes four.

00:25:36Sorry, five

00:25:37Counting myself

00:25:38No, not counting myself

00:25:39I will play the key

00:25:41And since I am the chronicler of the town

00:25:42No one will be surprised to see the miracle

00:25:45Clear

00:25:45Goodbye, gentlemen

00:25:51By order of the mayor

00:25:56It is hereby made known

00:25:58That that andisma is going to appear

00:26:19Praise be to the Lord

00:26:20May His holy will always be done

00:26:23I wouldn't want to die now.

00:26:25After seeing him

00:26:26And understand

00:26:27How much do we still have to do?

00:26:28To good Christians

00:26:30Here on Earth

00:26:31Yes, of course, of course

00:26:33But you don't die

00:26:34You will bury us all

00:26:36Doña Paquita

00:26:36Hopefully

00:26:37That way I would have time

00:26:39To organize

00:26:40The Most Holy Archconfraternity

00:26:41From Saint Dismas

00:26:42And the miraculous water

00:26:44As he personally asked me

00:26:45Yes, of course, of course

00:26:45Oh, Don Fidel!

00:26:47That's the corner from the pharmacy.

00:26:49That's almost fifteen pesetas.

00:26:50Take them for the worship of Saint Dismas

00:26:52I'll take them, yes

00:26:53For the poor

00:26:54And let it be known that accepting them

00:26:55It doesn't mean I give my approval.

00:26:56That which you call a miracle

00:26:57We are?

00:26:58Oh, Mr. Fidel

00:26:59How is it known

00:27:00Weren't you up there last night?

00:27:02Ask Carmela

00:27:03Carmela saw the end

00:27:04Nothing else

00:27:05Well, he would certainly find out a lot.

00:27:07The poor thing

00:27:07Man, what country do we live in?

00:27:09If this water were miraculous

00:27:10We wouldn't know.

00:27:11We're drinking it.

00:27:12Ever since they discovered her

00:27:14The Romans

00:27:15Come on, a little formality, please.

00:27:16But we'll have to drink it.

00:27:16Entrusting themselves to Saint Dismas

00:27:18I say

00:27:18Then entrust her to Saint Dismas

00:27:20Drink it

00:27:20Let's see what happens

00:27:21But I

00:27:22I'm just saying that

00:27:23Nothing, this water is bicarbonate-based.

00:27:24Calcium nitrogenous

00:27:25And nothing more

00:27:26And now also miraculous

00:27:28Do you realize?

00:27:29From my spa and miraculous

00:27:30Hey, Carmela?

00:27:32What do you think?

00:27:33Yes sir

00:27:34And if you put it on now

00:27:35A little golden ornament

00:27:36A little golden ornament

00:27:37Wow, that's great!

00:27:38I say put it on, Don Ramón.

00:27:40But man

00:27:40In a provincial capital

00:27:42He wants there to be

00:27:42The same printing presses

00:27:43That in Madrid

00:27:43A little golden ornament

00:27:45What nonsense.

00:27:46Take

00:27:47Take it with you

00:27:48And remember

00:27:50Let them change only

00:27:51The mineral-medicinal aspect

00:27:52From Fontecilla

00:27:53Yeah

00:27:53Through the miraculous works of Saint Dismas

00:27:54When do you want them?

00:27:55I plan to put it on Thursday

00:27:56A place where the miracle

00:27:58What do you use for calculations?

00:27:59What do I order?

00:27:59Two hundred and fifty?

00:28:00Or do you think five hundred is better?

00:28:02Don't be ridiculous, man

00:28:03At least three thousand

00:28:04I think that's a lot.

00:28:05Then order them.

00:28:06And if there are any left over afterwards

00:28:07By leaving them for next Thursday

00:28:08At peace

00:28:09Do you understand?

00:28:10This is also true

00:28:10A truth that I have seen

00:28:12With these eyes

00:28:13With the same eyes

00:28:15What do you see now, wild ones?

00:28:17To put one's finger in the inkwell

00:28:19And paint the neck

00:28:20The one in front

00:28:21Boys

00:28:26Fontecilla has been chosen

00:28:28For the good Saint Dismas

00:28:29Who loves you so much

00:28:31To bear witness

00:28:32Of a true miracle

00:28:34A very beautiful miracle

00:28:36And very big

00:28:37So big

00:28:38Like your hearts

00:28:39As children

00:28:40Pizcoíno

00:28:41I'll give you a slap.

00:28:42So say

00:28:45To your families

00:28:46That on Thursday

00:28:47You will need to bring some candles

00:28:49Irzarbe

00:28:50What should you bring on Thursday?

00:28:53Candles

00:28:53Many candles

00:28:5415 or 20 packages

00:28:55You send them to me

00:28:56For the first email

00:28:57It's because of the miracle

00:28:58Hey?

00:28:59But they don't know it there yet.

00:29:01Wait

00:29:02Please wait a moment

00:29:03Shell

00:29:04Explain this to this gentleman

00:29:05The miracle

00:29:05I'm going to the town hall.

00:29:06But Antonio

00:29:07For the love of God

00:29:08By conference

00:29:09Two pesetas every three minutes

00:29:10But do you want to stop thinking about it?

00:29:11In money?

00:29:13You'll see

00:29:14They say that he has suffered

00:29:16Sandimas

00:29:16The last time

00:29:17Several people have seen it

00:29:18Some ladies

00:29:20They are taking the waters

00:29:21At the spa

00:29:21The teacher has seen it too.

00:29:23And I've seen it.

00:29:24I

00:29:24And they believe me

00:29:25Or you don't believe me

00:29:26If you believe me

00:29:27Well

00:29:28But if you don't believe me

00:29:29Damn

00:29:31I'll hammer the nut to my father

00:29:32But you do the math.

00:29:33That everything has been

00:29:34An invention of the Culas

00:29:35To rip us off

00:29:36Well, I don't know the father.

00:29:37But I haven't told you a hundred times

00:29:38That the saint appeared in the air

00:29:40Here in Spain

00:29:41You are so rude

00:29:42Until they break

00:29:43Noses

00:29:43They don't believe in firewood

00:29:44Hey Matias

00:29:46Here's some pergola

00:29:47It is very important

00:29:48I'll read it right away.

00:29:49That's fine, Don Antonio.

00:29:50To send

00:29:51Of order

00:30:05Third mayor

00:30:07It is hereby made known

00:30:09Having ensured

00:30:10According to some neighbors

00:30:11From this village

00:30:12To his faithful fingers

00:30:14To traditions

00:30:14He has spoken

00:30:16With Don Antonio Guajardo

00:30:17Renting your van

00:30:19It will be released every half hour.

00:30:21From the square

00:30:23Can you tell me who the city council is?

00:30:24Why are you sticking your nose where it doesn't belong?

00:30:26I am a messenger

00:30:27Well, you tell whoever sent you.

00:30:28While the church

00:30:28Don't acknowledge the little miracle

00:30:30Anyone who wants to see Saint Dismas

00:30:31Let him go by bicycle

00:30:32I'll tell Don Antonio.

00:30:33And you'll see how you fail

00:30:35About the truck

00:30:36I don't recognize the garden

00:30:38I do not recognize

00:30:55Hey, wait a minute.

00:31:12We need to talk, you and I, do you hear me?

00:31:13I cannot condone what they are doing.

00:31:15Calm down, Don Fidel, calm down.

00:31:16He doesn't see that everyone wants to go.

00:31:18Look, don't come at me with nonsense.

00:31:20They are pushing people into dangerous territory.

00:31:22It's very convenient to say that it's not very convenient.

00:31:24Well, what do you want me to do?

00:31:26Let him ask for the canonization of Mauri and Doña Paquita, but, come on.

00:31:29No, sir, but at least you go.

00:31:30Have the same curiosity as the National Magisterium, which is also Catholic.

00:31:34It's very easy to close your eyes and then say that you didn't see anything.

00:31:38Okay, we'll see about that Sandimas thing.

00:31:40Of course we'll see it.

00:31:41You should see the advantage that scoundrel Don Antonio is making of Sandimas.

00:31:56But you, you dimwit, prefer your little games instead of coming to thank him for showing up on your land.

00:32:02For the last time, are you coming or not?

00:32:04No, don't make me.

00:32:05I don't want to know anything about a miracle that doesn't yet have ecclesiastical approval.

00:32:09Alright.

00:32:10So, I looked at the sun, as always.

00:32:14Don José, it's us.

00:32:16Get off.

00:32:17Nothing, he doesn't answer.

00:32:18He doesn't answer.

00:32:19No.

00:32:19It will happen to...

00:32:20I don't know.

00:32:20Ah, Doña Margarita, your feet, your husband.

00:32:22Her husband isn't up for playing games.

00:32:24He's not up for miracles, so he's not up for casual games either.

00:32:27Yes of course.

00:32:27That you are impossible.

00:32:28Good evening, ma'am.

00:32:29Come on.

00:32:30Oh, oh, how bad.

00:32:53Come on, Don José.

00:32:54No no.

00:32:56Oh, oh, oh.

00:32:58No, no, no.

00:32:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:33:29Thank you!

00:33:59Thank you!

00:34:29Thank you!

00:34:31Thank you!

00:34:33Thank you!

00:34:35Thank you!

00:34:37Thank you!

00:34:39Thank you!

00:34:41The same one?

00:34:42The same one?

00:34:43Yes, the same one, but two pesetas more expensive.

00:34:45A scam!

00:34:46Yes, incredible!

00:34:47Fuisito!

00:34:48The station needles must not be touched!

00:34:50Remember the Titanic!

00:34:52Good night!

00:34:53What a time to come!

00:34:55You guys are so slow!

00:34:57Hey, Mr. Eugenio, tell them to put a vacuum in it!

00:34:59This water looks like something else!

00:35:00And that's it!

00:35:01For two pesetas more, the bottle!

00:35:03Let's see!

00:35:04Go on, live, live!

00:35:06It's true!

00:35:07What a difference!

00:35:08Yes of course!

00:35:09Hey, why don't you wait a while?

00:35:11That's enough!

00:35:12I'm the coach!

00:35:15Can you hear?

00:35:16That sounds like you're coming to Lima!

00:35:18No way!

00:35:19It's the merchandise that's delayed!

00:35:27The grandiophone!

00:35:28But who left it on the tracks!

00:35:29I don't show up without music!

00:35:30But the band is at the station!

00:35:31But there's also Don Fidel, who can ask me about crossing from heaven and tell me what Saint Nicacio does!

00:35:48And how should I know who Saint Nicacio is!

00:35:50Well, don't answer him!

00:35:51You came from heaven and you don't have to talk to anyone!

00:35:53But a poor fool can be tricked!

00:35:55Now I don't know if it's three hundred people!

00:35:57To three hundred people and a priest!

00:35:59And who gave you permission to come here and carry that little candle?

00:36:02Oh!

00:36:03Leave!

00:36:06Oh!

00:36:07It seems that Mr. Dima has picked up some railway habits!

00:36:11He doesn't know what punctuality is!

00:36:13Three minutes out of twelve weigh a ton, and three minutes is nothing!

00:36:16Nothing!

00:36:17Well, not nearly nothing!

00:36:18Have you ever given a lecture?

00:36:20Very funny!

00:36:21A very funny joke!

00:36:22We'll see who laughs in the end!

00:36:24Oh!

00:36:25Come here, child!

00:36:27I'm not going out, okay!

00:36:28What do you mean, no!

00:36:29And if you want a miracle, you make it happen!

00:36:31I!

00:36:32You dress up as any saint and say that Saint Disma can't come because he has too much to do!

00:36:36But that's informal!

00:36:37It can be whatever you want, but I'm not going out!

00:36:39I'm not going out!

00:36:40Are you sure that cable goes there?

00:36:41Will you leave me alone?

00:36:42Am I going to interfere in whether you put more or less fuel on your rockets?

00:36:45But he doesn't understand that there's going to be a short circuit in the plug!

00:36:47How can I keep using the can?

00:36:48I'm leaving the projector and going!

00:36:49Ah!

00:36:50Very good, very good!

00:36:51That's your problem!

00:36:52But that cable is faulty!

00:36:53Please!

00:36:57Oh!

00:36:58A very timely blackout!

00:37:00Perfect timing!

00:37:01You've melted down the entire village's power plant!

00:37:03Let's see what we do now!

00:37:04Clear!

00:37:05You've really driven me crazy!

00:37:06Let me give those powerful men a few words!

00:37:08Nervous Tongan!

00:37:09What do we do if the power doesn't come on?

00:37:10They'll give it to you right away!

00:37:11There's always one on duty at the transformer!

00:37:13They don't hear!

00:37:14They're impatient!

00:37:15The best thing is for Don José to come out!

00:37:16Why are you turning off the flashlight?

00:37:18It must be from the battery!

00:37:19There will be plenty of light with the judges!

00:37:21Yeah!

00:37:22Don José!

00:37:23Don José!

00:37:24He can't hear me!

00:37:25Don José!

00:37:26Listen!

00:37:27Don José!

00:37:28Where could he have gone?

00:37:29I think he's gone!

00:37:30Wait!

00:37:31Looks like I've got it!

00:37:32Me too!

00:37:33Ah!

00:37:34Hey!

00:37:35Ah!

00:37:36Good evening, Don Salvador!

00:37:37Good night...

00:37:38Good night!

00:37:39Ah!

00:37:41Hey!

00:37:43Hey!

00:37:44Hey!

00:37:45Ah!

00:37:46Ah!

00:37:47Hey!

00:37:48Hey!

00:37:49Gee!

00:37:50How quickly you've grown tired of waiting!

00:37:52The poor children need to sleep!

00:37:55Hey!

00:37:56Clear!

00:37:57Clear.

00:38:27Luisito, a well-behaved child, should not play with insects.

00:38:54Remember that they transmit diseases.

00:38:58How can we tell this child to stay put where he's told?

00:39:02When I was a child, I would sit still if I was given a book.

00:39:06How many times have I read "heart"?

00:39:09From Deamichis.

00:39:10Arturo! If you don't take care of your grandson, something terrible could happen.

00:39:14I'm coming, I'm coming right away.

00:39:16It was at the Battle of Hunlandia, I'm sure of it.

00:39:19You're telling me, I've read Blas Cribanier's story.

00:39:22It is a dream that the Austro-Umbacan Empire lost.

00:39:24Arthur!

00:39:25Go.

00:39:28If you had made the connections correctly...

00:39:30You're being annoying.

00:39:32I was not the one who took advantage of the blackout to desert my post.

00:39:35Well said, very well said.

00:39:37If you had kept your cool, we wouldn't be playing doggy style in the rain.

00:39:40What if we tried again today? It's Thursday.

00:39:42Her aunt is going to suffer, not me.

00:39:44Okay, I'll continue with the banking.

00:39:45Pass it on because he doesn't have even five cents left there.

00:39:47It's true.

00:39:48Nobody will lend me a couple of coins.

00:39:50I'll return them to you right away.

00:39:51Yeah, right?

00:39:52With all the work it took me to earn them.

00:39:54But man, with the money he owes Don Manuel and all of us, does he still dare?

00:39:57You owe me 50 pesetas just for penicillin.

00:40:00These are old debts.

00:40:01The game is the game.

00:40:02And what is won by playing should not be given to anyone.

00:40:05The descending at 3:40 p.m.

00:40:08What informality?

00:40:09Because?

00:40:10Because it is exactly 3:40 p.m.

00:40:30No!

00:40:44TRUE?

00:40:46No!

00:40:48No!

00:40:50No!

00:40:51No!

00:40:52No!

00:40:53No!

00:40:54No!

00:40:56Stop it! This is my house!

00:41:00Hey! Stop it! This is my house!

00:41:04Stop it!

00:41:11Sorry, friend, but houses shouldn't be built over the tracks.

00:41:14You'll have to find it for me.

00:41:15You have released the brake

00:41:17It's many kilometers, downhill.

00:41:20And the big station and many tracks

00:41:22It's going to get lost!

00:41:24They'll never find her!

00:41:26I don't have a house either.

00:41:27You?

00:41:29You have escaped from the guards

00:41:30They were taking him to jail, I know.

00:41:32Listen! The man is here!

00:41:35Don't shout like that, nobody can hear you

00:41:37Nobody? You think nobody?

00:41:40I have a friend who hears us because he performs miracles.

00:41:42Are you a friend of God?

00:41:44We are all friends of God

00:41:46You least of all, of course.

00:41:47But no, it's not God.

00:41:49Do you want to know my friend's name?

00:41:53It's called Sandimas

00:41:54Watermelons?

00:41:56Hey, Sandimas! It's Mauro!

00:41:59It is necessary

00:42:00Saints have good hearing

00:42:01I've seen many people praying and you couldn't hear them from two steps away

00:42:04Saint Sandimas, saint

00:42:06Listen to me

00:42:07Here I am with the man and my house is gone

00:42:10And the guards

00:42:11Saint Sandimas, hear me

00:42:14There is a man

00:42:15There was a man who lived in jail

00:42:18Make him go back there

00:42:20I am Mauro

00:42:21I'm Mauro!

00:42:22Mauro!

00:42:23I'm sure Sandimas will be angry with you if you ask him to chase me.

00:42:27Don't forget that before he was a saint he was a thief

00:42:30If instead of reporting me you were to help me, I would be very happy, you understand?

00:42:34And it's even likely that one day I'll return to Fontecilla.

00:42:37Who told you that you've already been there?

00:42:40Where I was, everyone knows everything.

00:42:41But tell me, what did Sandimas look like?

00:42:44Very old

00:42:45He coughed a lot.

00:42:47One night I'm about to give her my timarra

00:42:49Yeah

00:42:50Know?

00:42:52I like Fontecilla, yes

00:42:54But not its vital forces

00:42:57Funny, huh?

00:43:09There was nobody there

00:43:10What do you do when there's nobody around?

00:43:12The doorbell rings.

00:43:13Well, what the hell do you want?

00:43:14One room

00:43:15But I don't like it

00:43:17The fact that?

00:43:18Everything, everything smells dirty.

00:43:19Yes, it will need a bit of cleaning and airing.

00:43:22Let the sun shine on the damp papers

00:43:24The paintings look like prizes from a national fine arts exhibition

00:43:27Plants don't have even the smallest amount of chlorophyll.

00:43:30And the furniture?

00:43:33The furniture is very uncomfortable

00:43:34And the pension of 80 pesetas per person with the right to water from the fountain of health

00:43:38Is it in your best interest or not?

00:43:39It's worth it to me if the price includes the right to witness the miracle

00:43:42What did you say?

00:43:43There's no miracle here.

00:43:44Oh, what a shame!

00:43:45This way there's no way this spa will increase its clientele.

00:43:48Please tell me your name

00:43:50Ah, yes

00:43:51Ponga Martino

00:43:52Last name?

00:43:53It is also the surname

00:43:54Can't you write to him like this?

00:43:56Yes, it can

00:43:57But he doesn't know that there are regulations that...

00:44:00Forget them

00:44:00Firm

00:44:01Alright

00:44:04I can barely move my hand

00:44:05Anyone who has never worn them cannot imagine the damage that well-fitted handcuffs can do.

00:44:09You?

00:44:10But you?

00:44:11Yes, I am a thief, but a good thief who has come here attracted by the miracle.

00:44:14Take

00:44:15Good

00:44:15I'll go upstairs to freshen up a bit; I've had a long trip and it shows.

00:44:19See you later

00:44:22Okay, that's it.

00:44:28And now I'll give you a quinine rub and you're served.

00:44:32But very poorly served

00:44:33Hey?

00:44:33Do you think this is a haircut?

00:44:35But I...

00:44:36Yes, yes

00:44:36Look, these curls are unmatched.

00:44:39And what about sideburns?

00:44:39This cannot stand.

00:44:40I will protest

00:44:41I will make sure the government takes action on this matter immediately.

00:44:44Thank goodness

00:44:47That everything in life has a solution

00:44:48Where did you find that wig?

00:44:49No, no, no, no

00:44:50If you guess it, I'll give it back to you.

00:44:52If it's not mine, if I've never needed to spend money...

00:44:54Keep it

00:44:55As you can see, it doesn't benefit me at all.

00:44:58And maybe she knows a saint who needs her.

00:45:00Bye

00:45:02Look, look closely at this hat and what's underneath it

00:45:08Well, we're referring to the price tag.

00:45:11With these models we hope, ladies

00:45:13Have a great summer!

00:45:14Even if husbands have to work overtime during the winter

00:45:18Elche, the beautiful Levantine city surrounded by palm trees

00:45:22It gives an extraordinary representation of its wonderful mystery

00:45:26Between the first and second acts of the sacrolyric drama

00:45:28The image of the Virgin of the case...

00:45:30He dropped something

00:45:31That?

00:45:32This

00:45:32Local authorities are present at the ceremony

00:45:35Thousands of furs climb onto this...

00:45:36Be careful in tunnels

00:45:37Things get lost and then they're never found.

00:45:39She is accompanied by the apostles and other figures of the mystery

00:45:42Then...

00:45:43Okay, open your mouth wide

00:45:44I don't see anything.

00:45:46The tonsils are normal

00:45:48I can't explain those problems.

00:45:49What inconveniences?

00:45:50What inconveniences?

00:45:51Didn't you say your ears were ringing and your throat hurt?

00:45:54Something has to be said when going to the doctor

00:45:56You are an artist at handling light.

00:45:58He should teach me

00:46:00Hey?

00:46:00What is this?

00:46:02A joke?

00:46:02No, doctor

00:46:03A miracle

00:46:04A miracle of science

00:46:05Ah!

00:46:06Electricity

00:46:07However, care must be taken with the connections.

00:46:09Because if you're not careful with the connections

00:46:12Goodbye miracle!

00:46:20Hey?

00:46:20Who's there?

00:46:21Who's the idiot who's scaring away my rabbits?

00:46:24He's not answering?

00:46:26Who the hell is scaring me away from here?

00:46:28Happens!

00:46:29Please have a seat.

00:46:30The lands are mine

00:46:31And the rabbit was mine too.

00:46:32So I guess being inside their property

00:46:35I must belong to him too, right?

00:46:37Do you want to see me shoot you again?

00:46:38Today I prefer to teach him how to kill a rabbit

00:46:40He has no idea

00:46:41What the hell is she doing?

00:46:42The shotgun is mine.

00:46:42He picks up the shotgun

00:46:44It rests on the shoulder

00:46:46So

00:46:47He'll sign up anywhere

00:46:48And they wait for hours and hours.

00:46:50Until something catches their eye

00:46:53An abandoned train car?

00:46:55A poor madman?

00:46:57Or maybe better, a tunnel

00:46:59The aim is good and...

00:47:01What is this?

00:47:03A gluttonous man

00:47:04I'd say it's a fritter

00:47:06A folkloric

00:47:08What is a Cordoban hat seen from above?

00:47:10A geometer

00:47:12I would simply see two concentric circles

00:47:15And a scaredy-cat

00:47:16What would a coward say, Don José?

00:47:19Don't come at me with stories.

00:47:21That guy knows everything

00:47:22That guy doesn't know anything.

00:47:24It has been proven that appearance is one thing.

00:47:26And another thing, reality

00:47:27And the reality is that nobody can be aware

00:47:29About our activities

00:47:31Unless...

00:47:34Unless there has been a betrayal

00:47:37A traitor among us

00:47:39How dare you suggest that I could be a traitor?

00:47:41I didn't say you

00:47:42I said any one.

00:47:44It's true

00:47:45One of you has told him everything.

00:47:47Like one of you?

00:47:47Sure

00:47:48It could be you

00:47:49Or it could be you

00:47:50Or maybe...

00:47:51No, not me

00:47:51No no

00:47:52I was at the movies

00:47:53I hadn't seen it

00:47:54Never

00:47:54Why didn't I ask Don Ramón?

00:47:56Who was the first person to speak with him?

00:47:58Oh, really?

00:47:58Fake

00:47:59I won't tolerate it

00:47:59I am as honest as the first

00:48:01And much more than you

00:48:01As?

00:48:02And then he insults me

00:48:02That's something he hasn't given him.

00:48:03Be careful what you say

00:48:04I'm going to lose my patience

00:48:05And Don Antonio

00:48:06Why not?

00:48:06Don Antonio doesn't need to resort to blackmail.

00:48:08Being mayor is enough for him.

00:48:09Enough

00:48:09Silence

00:48:10But he insulted me

00:48:10Silence

00:48:11Arguing about this method over something trivial

00:48:13Do you call it nonsense when they try to blackmail us?

00:48:15Call it nonsense

00:48:16To be afraid of that man

00:48:18If I knew anything about our matter

00:48:20He would have spoken to me too.

00:48:21He's been in Fontecilla for three days now.

00:48:23And he still hasn't done anything to see me.

00:48:25Sorry

00:48:25Are you the teacher?

00:48:26Yeah

00:48:26I came to see if this school

00:48:28There are evening classes

00:48:29I would like to learn about the lives of the saints.

00:48:32Oh!

00:48:42Damn!

00:48:47Shut up, demon!

00:48:53Let's see, let's see

00:48:55Most Illustrious Sir

00:48:57The quail's swoop will rise

00:48:59What day?

00:49:00But man, Don Antonio, how timely!

00:49:01Don't shout so much, you'll wake the sergeant.

00:49:03There is no care

00:49:04I slipped a sleeping pill into the stamps he takes for rheumatism.

00:49:07Oh ok

00:49:07Hold on

00:49:09That?

00:49:10The neighbors, Mr. Sergio

00:49:11And Don Antonio, Guajardo, Fontana

00:49:14That?

00:49:14They will pay a fine of 500 pesetas.

00:49:17For violation of the water law

00:49:18Damn

00:49:19Let them do this to me

00:49:21I am the mayor

00:49:22You just can't live in Spain

00:49:23There's nothing here.

00:49:24It has to be on the table or in one of the drawers

00:49:27Yes, but he's surely buried.

00:49:29Okay, let's see

00:49:30Let's see

00:49:31I didn't say it

00:49:32These guards don't care about anyone, man.

00:49:35But Don Antonio, don't be stupid.

00:49:37This could cost us dearly.

00:49:38Lost or lost, all in.

00:49:39Let me

00:49:40And if I break it

00:49:42Better

00:49:43Screw them.

00:49:44Uh-huh

00:49:45Here it is

00:49:46To the man

00:49:48He is wanted, of course, as the perpetrator of a robbery involving breaking and entering at the Civil Guard headquarters.

00:49:55Atiza

00:49:56Like ours

00:49:57Yes, girl

00:49:58The suspicions

00:49:59The Chilean

00:50:00No

00:50:01Here's one without a photo either.

00:50:02Rafael Guillén, alias the young master

00:50:05Habitual offender against property

00:50:07What else?

00:50:08What else?

00:50:0884 years old

00:50:09No, no, no

00:50:10This is not it

00:50:10Zamora

00:50:11Zamorano

00:50:12There's a piece of paper left.

00:50:13Let's see, let's see

00:50:14Recipe for polishing patent leather

00:50:17Ah, this must be a particular thing of the sergeant's.

00:50:20I can't explain it

00:50:20There has to be some kind of antenna here.

00:50:22Ramón told us he had the marks of the handcuffs.

00:50:24Let's look calmly

00:50:25Perhaps there's another file around here somewhere.

00:50:28Hello

00:50:32That?

00:50:34You again

00:50:35What do you want?

00:50:36What do you want?

00:50:36Aleok, here's the form

00:50:37Give it to me

00:50:38I'm sorry, but it's mine.

00:50:40No, no, no

00:50:40These matters should be left in the hands of the Civil Guard.

00:50:43Borrowed token, forgotten token

00:50:44But come on, it's just to take a look and I'll give it back to you right away.

00:50:47No, no, no

00:50:48You'll see

00:50:49I'm going to propose a very interesting riddle.

00:50:51You should speak first.

00:50:53Tell me, what am I?

00:50:54Well, I don't know.

00:50:55Don't be afraid

00:50:56Say, for example, murderer

00:50:58No

00:50:58Come on, come on

00:50:59Say it without fear

00:51:00Tell me

00:51:01No, no, no

00:51:01Say

00:51:02Killer

00:51:03Killer

00:51:05It's a fatal mistake that could cost him dearly to call me a murderer.

00:51:08Let's see, Don Antonio, what do you think?

00:51:12I cannot condone such a thing

00:51:13He will have to agree to it

00:51:14Come on, I'm finding all this fun.

00:51:15What am I?

00:51:16Counterfeiter?

00:51:17Drug dealer?

00:51:20Blackmailer?

00:51:20What's happening?

00:51:27Now we're going up

00:51:28We're going to show her the secret

00:51:29Come on, come on, come on

00:51:30I think he left her

00:51:32I don't wear anything

00:51:34Come on, come on

00:51:35Come on, come on

00:51:40Pass, pass forward

00:51:41Wait a moment

00:51:43What do you think?

00:51:45I like it, but don't think you've bought my silence.

00:51:48Come on, come on

00:51:48Do you think living in the suiregia is nothing?

00:51:50A place for princes?

00:51:52For dancers?

00:51:53Or for thieves?

00:51:54I always want to have a bottle of Fontecilla water on this table.

00:51:57Because?

00:51:58I am interested in its healing properties

00:52:00Well, uh

00:52:02I could make a few small changes to this room.

00:52:04I would be much more comfortable

00:52:06Look

00:52:07What's happening?

00:52:09I would like this mirror tilted more forward.

00:52:11And what evil?

00:52:12It's to watch you guys while you play cards

00:52:14They like to feel watched

00:52:18Everything gets better when you know you're being watched.

00:52:20Oh, and entertaining him is also part of our duties.

00:52:23I want joy, some music

00:52:25Is there a piano in this hotel?

00:52:26Yes, there is.

00:52:26That?

00:52:27Ah, magnificent.

00:52:28Let's throw a party

00:52:30How would you like a theatrical performance with all the guests of the spa?

00:52:34They used to be an interlude

00:52:35But now there are so few of them and they are so old

00:52:37Yes, they won't remember anything anymore.

00:52:39I already have it

00:52:42We will rehearse the life of Saint Dismas

00:52:45Doña Paquita will come out on her knees

00:52:46Oh, but who will play the role of the saint?

00:52:48That's the problem

00:52:49I will be in charge of presenting the pre-show entertainment.

00:52:53Small magic tricks

00:52:55And as a grand finale, something very serious.

00:52:57Just the way you like it

00:52:58Look, take this

00:52:59Nothing in this hand, nothing in the other

00:53:03And now, one, two, one, two

00:53:06Attention, the great Martino is going to surprise you

00:53:09And perhaps himself

00:53:10With the appearance of an unexpected object

00:53:12Man, a bar of soap

00:53:15Does that mean it's time to...

00:53:16By force or with all your strength?

00:53:18Full force, up to at least 70 degrees

00:53:20Huh, huh, huh, huh?

00:53:22Didn't you want comfort?

00:53:23Take comfort

00:53:23Are you singing to me, the mayor?

00:53:25It has almost reached its peak

00:53:26Well, it's been holding up for a little while now.

00:53:28All the strength, man

00:53:29He cannot be heard protesting

00:53:30What if we've actually cooked it?

00:53:32No, there's no need to worry.

00:53:33The human body can withstand incredible extremes.

00:53:35I remember the case of a tax inspector

00:53:37Once upon a time...

00:53:38Hey?

00:53:39That?

00:53:40Are you comfortable?

00:53:43The water is freezing.

00:53:44Wait, I'm going to set it on fire!

00:53:49That?

00:53:49Are we warming up?

00:53:51We are entering uncharted waters

00:53:53And you are my ferryman

00:53:54What funny things do you come up with?

00:53:58No, no, no, no, no, no

00:54:00It was a joke.

00:54:04That can't be it.

00:54:05I like jokes

00:54:07I like people

00:54:07Impossible

00:54:08Impossible

00:54:09But it is.

00:54:10It just can't be

00:54:11The cabin has no other exit.

00:54:12And we saw her come in

00:54:13You saw me go into the one across the street, but I made you believe I was going into this one.

00:54:16I don't understand

00:54:16Answer quickly, who killed Cain?

00:54:18Abel, what nonsense? What am I saying? It's the opposite.

00:54:20You see, I can get any of you to think backwards for a while.

00:54:23Hypnotism?

00:54:24Who knows?

00:54:25Well, whatever it is, I don't believe in that stuff.

00:54:27Raise your left hand

00:54:28Okay, so what's the problem?

00:54:29They've told you on the left, Don Evaristo

00:54:30And what am I doing?

00:54:31That's the right wing

00:54:32Does he think I'm stupid?

00:54:33But it's the right wing

00:54:34Left-wing, forever!

00:54:35No, man, no, you're mistaken.

00:54:37Did he hypnotize you?

00:54:38What's going to hypnotize me?

00:54:39Hey?

00:54:39The left, the left?

00:54:40While you two reach an agreement, I'm going to get dressed.

00:54:43Come to the royal suite in half an hour

00:54:45We'll discuss literature, music, and even miracles, if you're all right.

00:54:50Ah, Doña Paquita!

00:54:53It will start to burn at 100 degrees.

00:54:55Get her out as soon as possible.

00:54:56It's been set up over there!

00:54:57That way, that way, that way, that way, that way, that way, that way, that way, that way

00:54:59Doña Paquita!

00:55:00Go on, Mrs. Paquita!

00:55:01Okay, I'll launch another attack!

00:55:04A wonderful bathroom, I feel like new.

00:55:07Come on, let's go!

00:55:20Shoot!

00:55:20Dare to!

00:55:26Good!

00:55:27Very good, bravo!

00:55:28That's outrageous!

00:55:29It's undeniable, isn't it, Don Jorge!

00:55:31This trick always excites.

00:55:32I've seen the best specialists do it.

00:55:34Some of them died after being struck by a bullet.

00:55:36But in the middle of a performance?

00:55:38Of course, because it always goes well in rehearsals.

00:55:40Do you want to know another trick?

00:55:43Which?

00:55:44To get, for example, a public official to believe he's a silkworm

00:55:48Or measuring tape

00:55:49Or a storm over a forest

00:55:51Making me believe that I have my left hand where my right hand is, still

00:55:55But from that to feeling like something you're not, that's a leap.

00:55:57It's a bit intense.

00:55:59We'll see about that now, but let it be known that I didn't come here to entertain you.

00:56:01Isn't there anyone who wants to feel like an ice skater, a viscount, a Romanian?

00:56:05Or a fine arts academic?

00:56:07Hey?

00:56:08That?

00:56:11None?

00:56:15Don José

00:56:16There is only one thing to convince us of

00:56:19What is it?

00:56:20We demand that Mr. José return all the money he owes us.

00:56:23That is

00:56:24I'm going to do something else

00:56:25I will make him the first philanthropist of Fontecilla

00:56:27What is a philanthropist?

00:56:29To be a philanthropist is to be generous.

00:56:32Charitable

00:56:33Not caring about money

00:56:35No!

00:56:36No no!

00:56:36No!

00:56:37I don't want to be a philanthropist

00:56:38No!

00:56:39No, let me go!

00:56:41Let me go!

00:56:42I don't want to be a philanthropist

00:56:43I'd rather be one of those beautiful skaters

00:56:45Or those from fine arts

00:56:46Never!

00:56:47My money!

00:56:48My money!

00:56:48Relief!

00:56:48He has to please his friends

00:56:49Look at me

00:56:50Come on

00:56:51Come on

00:56:53Look at me

00:56:56Look at me

00:56:57No, I can't.

00:56:58I can't, no

00:56:59No, no, no, no

00:57:00Don't you want to look at this beautiful two-hundred-carat diamond?

00:57:04Could it be yours?

00:57:08Beautiful

00:57:09No, it's not pretty.

00:57:10It's repulsive

00:57:11It's disgusting.

00:57:12Money is disgusting too.

00:57:14The money

00:57:15What a load of rubbish!

00:57:18You are going to donate ten thousand pesetas right now for parish works

00:57:21Yeah!

00:57:22The church needs a new bell.

00:57:24The casino, a pool table

00:57:25And Mauro, some pants

00:57:27And Don Manuel, the twenty duros I owe you

00:57:29And the thousand or fifty he owes me for the penicillin.

00:57:32Yes, goodbye

00:57:33I'm going to get more money out of my wife

00:57:35This is easy

00:57:37Much more than the appearance of a saint in an abandoned station

00:57:41We're just amateurs, so what about you?

00:57:44Listen, we're going to do something important

00:57:46You put your faith in Saint Dismas, and I'll take care of the rest.

00:57:49What does that mean?

00:57:50The first time I saw them was in the tunnel

00:57:51I realized that if I joined you, we could overcome your flaws

00:57:54And mine, of course

00:57:56You saw us, that explains everything

00:57:59Clear

00:58:00Yes, I saw them.

00:58:02Other people saw them too.

00:58:05But nobody was as interested in this matter as I was.

00:58:07You have spoken of uniting us

00:58:10That says a lot.

00:58:12That means it's time to stop playing blackmail.

00:58:14And that Saint Dismas will return to Fontecilla

00:58:16Count me out.

00:58:18I count on their amazement

00:58:19You will be surprised by everything that happens

00:58:22You will write chronicles

00:58:23You will provide the miracle water

00:58:25You lands

00:58:25And you, you will scrutinize everyone who comes in search of the miracle

00:58:28There will be very serious lung problems.

00:58:30Heart injuries

00:58:31But it doesn't matter.

00:58:32Saying an Our Father to Saint Dismas can work miracles

00:58:34Oh, great!

00:58:35Saint Dimas returns

00:58:37Now no one will doubt him

00:58:39But...

00:58:40Who will dress up as a saint?

00:58:43Don José doesn't want to

00:58:44So what?

00:58:44Personal appearances must be authentic.

00:58:46Actually, Saint Dismas is not going back to Fontecilla

00:58:48Miracles return

00:58:50Or they begin

00:58:51But how?

00:58:52Very simple

00:58:52With the mystery of a single word

00:58:54Some call it faith

00:58:55Don Evaristo, recreational physics

00:58:58Me too...

00:58:59Someday I'll tell you who's right

00:59:01So, what will be the first wonder?

00:59:04It could be, for example...

00:59:06Ah

00:59:06Carmela's ear

00:59:08This is the symbol of his deafness

00:59:09Did you hear me now, Carmela?

00:59:12Naturally, sir

00:59:13For example

00:59:18In health, Onimus, Mia

00:59:21Et imperium tú inesperabit

00:59:22When you go and this pursuer

00:59:24Or you don't have it.

00:59:24Not even to be sure

00:59:26Oh, you give me mine.

00:59:26I'll do it with you.

00:59:27I'll do it with you.

00:59:27For example

00:59:28I prayed

00:59:28By virtue of Solomon

00:59:30Or that volume

00:59:32Or your ass

00:59:33Or your ass

00:59:33Now it's over

00:59:34Thank you!

01:00:04Hey, Don Manuel! How did it go? Were there any fainting spells? Did anyone become a sinner? Are they going to start organizing the processions yet?

01:00:10It was great. How did he do it?

01:00:12Well, risking my head at a height of more than 40 meters.

01:00:15And was the light from a projector?

01:00:16No, it was a mirror, a simple mirror.

01:00:18That? Yes, look at the people.

01:00:21It's true, it's in turmoil. What a success.

01:00:25Although Don Evaristo is angry, you achieve lighting effects that he would envy.

01:00:29We're both just amateurs. There are those who do it even better.

01:00:32Look how beautiful this morning is. Everything is perfect.

01:00:37With details that are incredibly difficult to achieve. For example, this light breeze from the southwest.

01:00:42Tell me, don't you feel a sense of well-being?

01:00:44What I'm noticing is that I'm getting a cold.

01:00:46The town is beautiful when viewed from above.

01:00:48Okay, but it's getting very late. Remember, they're waiting for us at the spa.

01:00:52Did you know that there are 32 acacia trees in the municipality?

01:00:55You said the miracles would start at 12 and it's already a quarter to.

01:00:58I'm not in a hurry yet. Look down there in the river. There's a nice calm stretch.

01:01:03Some bathe, others fish, others stroll.

01:01:06Sometimes I think the greatest miracle is that everything works this way, with so much sentinel.

01:01:11Yes, yes. Check it out.

01:01:15Everything is in its place.

01:01:18Does it seem easy to you?

01:01:20Go ahead. Try it.

01:01:23Try it.

01:01:23Well, it's almost 12 o'clock. He still hasn't prepared anything.

01:01:27It doesn't matter. I'm an artist, and artists always like improvisation.

01:01:33I am a priest, and we priests don't like to be miracle workers, because if we were, you can imagine how many mistakes we would make.

01:01:38But if everyone saw it, it was something supernatural.

01:01:40Go, to a window that suddenly opens, a ray of sunlight, natural things.

01:01:44Doña Paquita is dying. And I've only given her half her strength.

01:01:50Gentlemen, this time it's for real.

01:01:52Don Ramón, I regret to inform you that room number 18 will also be available soon.

01:01:57Stop with the stupid jokes.

01:01:58I'm not kidding. He's dying.

01:01:59And there's nothing that can be done. Some American medicine!

01:02:03I would pay whatever it took.

01:02:04No American style or anything. If you're willing to spend money on Doña Paquita, buy her a wreath of flowers.

01:02:09Poor woman.

01:02:11Fortunately, it's already 12 o'clock. Time to begin the miracles. Would you like to try it with Doña Paquita?

01:02:16Yes. Very good.

01:02:17In the case of a heart attack, anything done will be a waste of time.

01:02:22Don't believe it. Listen.

01:02:24He can't hear anything, can he?

01:02:28No.

01:02:29And yet, you see, I am alive, completely alive. My medicine, and everyone's, is light.

01:02:35He has a bandage, Don Evaristo.

01:02:36Yeah.

01:02:36What is he going to do?

01:02:37San Dimas is already illuminated. Now all that's left is to illuminate the water.

01:02:43We will direct a beam of suggestion directly onto the source that everyone must drink from so that it produces a reflection.

01:02:50Gentlemen, from this moment on the famous waters of Fontecilia have become miraculous.

01:02:54In other words, they can now truly cure diseases.

01:02:56But what diseases? This town is so healthy that, apart from Doña Paquita, no diseases have been known.

01:03:00How is it that there are no sick people? Can't this be allowed?

01:03:05You're going to bed right now with a gallbladder attack.

01:03:08Yes, me. But they removed my gallbladder two years before the war.

01:03:14Don Salvador is indeed prone to it.

01:03:16Okay, make sure that tonight you experience symptoms, numbness, and pain.

01:03:20Don't worry, the colic will be a success.

01:03:21Good.

01:03:22I'd like a patient with appendicitis. Let's see...

01:03:25You?

01:03:27No, not me.

01:03:28Don Manuel is indeed quite the character.

01:03:30Look, look.

01:03:31Well, it doesn't matter who it is as long as they are healed by the spirit.

01:03:34The spirit is thirsty, and there is its water.

01:03:37Take a look.

01:03:39Look, but don't cover up the lightning bolt and let's see what happens with Doña Eva.

01:03:46Luisito, don't go near the lake, you've eaten a banana.

01:03:52Well, you can get closer, but without putting your hand in the water.

01:03:56How funny!

01:04:00Jump in the water!

01:04:02A well-behaved child does whatever he wants.

01:04:06Don Fidel! Hey! Don Fidel! Don Fidel!

01:04:09Get in! Get in, Don Fidel!

01:04:11This water is miraculous. It has saved my life.

01:04:14Have a drink!

01:04:15Don Joaquín is saddened.

01:04:16Me too?

01:04:17Come closer.

01:04:19Here?

01:04:24Children.

01:04:26By allowing you to witness my final moments,

01:04:29I'm giving you the best theoretical and practical lesson.

01:04:32about the fleeting nature of life.

01:04:34Rodríguez Lapuente, don't stick your finger in the analytical test and a slap.

01:04:41Children.

01:04:43You are going to witness

01:04:44The passing of a man who gave everything for teaching

01:04:48because there are no manuals on the subject

01:04:50transforms into wax

01:04:52his own funeral bed.

01:04:55You are top of the class.

01:05:02Touch my forehead.

01:05:04Don't be afraid.

01:05:05Touch and calculate my fever in degrees Celsius.

01:05:09Calculate!

01:05:10I...

01:05:11I don't feel any heat.

01:05:13That's a shame.

01:05:14You are top of the class.

01:05:15I'll give you a slap.

01:05:16You should know that my fever is very high.

01:05:21What's my temperature?

01:05:23I don't know.

01:05:24What's my temperature?

01:05:2839 and a half.

01:05:30This is starting to get alarming.

01:05:31Yeah.

01:05:31Yes, very alarming, very alarming.

01:05:34Don't worry, I had it prepared.

01:05:36In short, the symptoms are obvious.

01:05:38I have never come across a case as clear as this one.

01:05:41Do you think it's serious?

01:05:42It could be, it could be.

01:05:44For now, don't move, okay?

01:05:45Absolute immobility.

01:05:46And don't forget to put ice packs on the abdominal area.

01:05:49Let's see, Don Manuel.

01:05:50But what hurts me is my back.

01:05:53I think I have pneumonia.

01:05:54You have appendicitis.

01:05:57Appendicitis.

01:05:58No.

01:05:58I'm sure I have pneumonia.

01:06:00But man, remember.

01:06:02Don Salvador, typhoid fever.

01:06:03And you have appendicitis.

01:06:05509, 510, 511, 512, 513.

01:06:09Hey, don't you think that's a lot of bottles?

01:06:11In the last 10 years, I hadn't sold even half that much.

01:06:14He must have a liter of water ready for every man in the world.

01:06:17But a rough calculation gives us about 2 billion.

01:06:21Couldn't we have left the Chinese out?

01:06:23No, no, no.

01:06:23The Chinese also have a right to the wonderful.

01:06:25And there will be no need to encourage people with any of those prizes that are put on the bottle cap.

01:06:28An apartment, a sewing machine, or something like that.

01:06:31That's not a bad idea.

01:06:32This water tastes so bad that no one will drink it if we only promise miracles.

01:06:36Does it taste that bad?

01:06:37But you haven't tried it.

01:06:39Me, in my life.

01:06:40So that?

01:06:40Try it, it's only fair.

01:06:41He also has to suffer like everyone else.

01:06:46What a load of rubbish!

01:06:47We have rectified a reprehensible lack of professional ethics.

01:06:50What time is it?

01:06:51A quarter to three.

01:06:52The Maldonados have just arrived at the pavilion.

01:06:54Our first bottles are also reaching their target.

01:06:57Above all, with devotion.

01:06:58With great devotion and slowly.

01:07:01To the deaf.

01:07:03A Lord's Prayer to Sandimas.

01:07:05Our Father is in those sanctified heavens.

01:07:08Yes, go on, go on, pray to Sandimas.

01:07:10And it's true that we're unlucky when it comes to miracles.

01:07:13And now he goes and comes out with double pneumonia?

01:07:15If it is necessary to buy any American medicine.

01:07:17But this oil is already costing the camphor.

01:07:19But Doña Paquita was cured yesterday with water.

01:07:21Listen, for pneumococcus there is nothing but penephylline.

01:07:29But what are you doing?

01:07:30I'm signaling him to finish drinking the water.

01:07:34And what good could that do?

01:07:35But man, if you knew anything about medicine, you wouldn't talk such nonsense.

01:07:43What are you doing here?

01:07:49But...

01:07:50Is it possible?

01:07:52It's just that I...

01:07:55Perhaps?

01:07:57What happened?

01:07:59Why are they looking at me like that?

01:08:00This is inexplicable.

01:08:03Water.

01:08:04It was the water.

01:08:05The water of Sandimas.

01:08:06Miracle!

01:08:07Miracle!

01:08:08Sandimas wanted me to be the one to bring water to all those who are suffering.

01:08:12Where?

01:08:12Where are the sick people?

01:08:13Everyone has to heal.

01:08:14Don Salvador.

01:08:15Don Salvador is dying.

01:08:17She has a typhoid fever.

01:08:21This is called a fever.

01:08:24It usually accompanies all infectious processes.

01:08:27And when it reaches, as in my case, figures above 40 degrees,

01:08:34It means danger of death.

01:08:39José Rodríguez Lapuente,

01:08:40Please repeat to me everything you just heard about the fever.

01:08:45With fever, it's a heat that comes in when you're dying.

01:08:52Everyone on their knees.

01:08:54Don Salvador.

01:08:55Is there a glass around here?

01:08:59Ah, yes.

01:09:00Drink, drink slowly,

01:09:02and drink with me every sip.

01:09:04It's the water from Sandimas.

01:09:06Give it to me.

01:09:08I feel very unwell.

01:09:10I feel very unwell.

01:09:12But I think,

01:09:14believe,

01:09:15and I entrust myself with all the powers of my soul

01:09:17to sweet and pious Sandimas.

01:09:20Very good.

01:09:21And now we are going to pray the litanies of Sandimas.

01:09:24Most glorious Sandimas!

01:09:26Most glorious Sandimas!

01:09:27Most glorious Sandimas!

01:09:29Most glorious Sandimas!

01:09:30All of us who entrust ourselves to you,

01:09:32all of us who entrust ourselves to you,

01:09:33Let's regain our health.

01:09:35Let's regain our health.

01:09:35From the heart,

01:09:36both of the soul and of the body.

01:09:38Like the body.

01:09:39And bring peace to hearts.

01:09:41Both of the body and of the soul.

01:09:44Both of the body and of the soul.

01:09:47Both of the body and of the soul.

01:09:50Both of the body and of the soul.

01:09:53That's how the body is.

01:09:54Completely glorious!

01:09:55Let's go!

01:09:56No, no, no, no.

01:10:26But if half of it goes to taxes, plus you're a guest and can take whichever one you want.

01:10:29No, no, no, you will charge me what you charge everyone else.

01:10:31Have what's mine and what's for the children, it's on me.

01:10:34And he can keep the return.

01:10:37You're alone, but...

01:10:39Listen.

01:10:41Hey, you, the peseta.

01:10:43Yes, I don't have one.

01:10:44Well, you'll give it to me eventually, but you owe me one, okay?

01:10:46What's wrong with you? Don't you believe in Saint Dismas?

01:10:49Yes, sir, of course we believe. The thing is, the thing is...

01:10:52Don't be ashamed to say it, man.

01:10:54The thing is, sir, we don't have any money.

01:10:56Not you either?

01:10:56No, no, sir.

01:10:57No, don't be ashamed of any of them.

01:11:00Did you know that water flows underground?

01:11:02Like a river that cannot be seen.

01:11:03That's it. I'm like an engineer.

01:11:06I'm a water engineer, and I'll tell you where that spring comes from.

01:11:09Saint Dismas appeared at the station.

01:11:12And there's a ramp on the platform for the locomotives.

01:11:14No, no, no, no.

01:11:44San Dimas, San Dimas, San Dimas.

01:11:59Yes, I have seen Saint Dismas.

01:12:01Bring me back from this water, it's for the miracle.

01:12:03No way, he should have told me.

01:12:05I heard the engineer say it.

01:12:06Go ahead, ask.

01:12:08Just ask him.

01:12:09Saint Dismas, help me, Saint Dismas.

01:12:11Where are you going?

01:12:14Pipo, Pipo, come here.

01:12:16Don't get involved, it's me.

01:12:18Pipo, come here.

01:12:19Come here, Pipo.

01:12:24Do you see it?

01:12:25You wanted it from Dimas and he brought it to me.

01:12:28Pipo, where have you been, Pipo?

01:12:31Handsome, come, come with me.

01:12:33Pipo.

01:12:34Come on!

01:13:04Miracle water! A peseta a glass! Sell the miracle water! A peseta a glass! Miracle water!

01:13:19Come quickly! Give me the water!

01:13:26Mother! Mother! I got it! It's miraculous!

01:13:30Thank you! Come out! Your son will bring you the water!

01:13:34Come on!

01:13:35Thank you, I saw you working while eating!

01:13:46Maurak!

01:13:49Come on!

01:13:55¡A ocupare musun?

01:13:58Come on!

01:13:59He's healed! He's healed! It's a miracle! It's a miracle!

01:14:27Pablo! Emilio! Emilio! He's cured! He had a fever and now he's well! A miracle! It was a miracle!

01:14:37Salvador! Where is that man going?! Stop him, Don Ramón! Salvador! Salvador! What's wrong with him? Where is he going?

01:14:44I don't know! To church! I think so! I felt like praying! They still don't understand!

01:14:50That man manipulated him into feeling devout! What a cruel joke! Come on, come on! Don't talk to him about jokes! The one we played was the worst of all! Look! Look! So what?! We couldn't have imagined that! Come on, come on! Come with us! Now then! Come with us! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!

01:15:20Come on! You're not too late for Alexa! What do you mean, what's wrong?

01:15:23Let's go! Let's go! Let's go and we want to reутьos!

01:15:25We're baffled by this business of yours! Come on!

01:15:39What a scandal! Listen to me!

01:15:42I cannot allow you to act like a wild animal in church!

01:15:45Can't you hear me? Slimbio!

01:15:47You, leave it holy, or I'll call the civil guard.

01:15:49As soon as you, Doña Paquita, know that inside the church no water other than holy water is tolerated.

01:15:54I don't mind!

01:15:56Whatever he has to say to me, he'll say it there, in the confessional.

01:15:58Go on, out into the street!

01:15:59Everyone out!

01:16:00The church is not a chicken coop.

01:16:01You have to come here on Sundays at eight in the morning.

01:16:03Then yes!

01:16:04Alright, alright!

01:16:05Let's make a racket on the football field!

01:16:07Out!

01:16:07Everyone out!

01:16:08Everyone out!

01:16:09Out!

01:16:19Why not?

01:16:28Why not, my God?

01:16:37Look at the case.

01:16:40825 patients.

01:16:414200 pilgrims in total.

01:16:43I use round numbers.

01:16:46I called them so we could talk about the benefits.

01:16:48In other words, if they don't mind me talking about them.

01:16:51Section A.

01:16:52Economic benefits.

01:16:53Let's calculate a profit of 3 pesetas per pilgrim per hour.

01:16:56This amounts to 10,200,000 pesetas per month, which is 122 million in a year, 12,200 in a century and 1,200,000 million in a millennium.

01:17:07Please!

01:17:08Okay, here's my offer.

01:17:09I buy their monopoly on miracles and pay them their full value in cash.

01:17:13Look.

01:17:14Money.

01:17:15Banknotes.

01:17:16Money.

01:17:17More money.

01:17:18How much they haven't been able to dream about in life.

01:17:19Gold.

01:17:19A golden eternity.

01:17:20We're not interested.

01:17:24No.

01:17:25Neither you, Don Evaristo.

01:17:27I don't know.

01:17:27And please, no more magic tricks.

01:17:29We're not in the circus.

01:17:31Of course not.

01:17:33Not yet.

01:17:35We need to laugh.

01:17:36Happiness.

01:17:36Miracles can be bought.

01:17:37I pay them more than anyone else.

01:17:38Gold.

01:17:39Gold to cover the mountains, the rivers, to satisfy their smallest desires.

01:17:44This is serious.

01:17:45Warranty.

01:17:45I pay more than anyone else.

01:17:47Look how the gold flies.

01:17:48Grab him.

01:17:49Check it out.

01:17:49It's legitimate.

01:17:50It's useful for faking miracles, for buying rockets, lights, wigs.

01:17:53It's good for everything.

01:17:54You mentioned section A. Economic benefits.

01:18:00What is section B?

01:18:02Section B. Spiritual benefits.

01:18:05Hey, friends.

01:18:06Listen, a distinguished visitor has arrived.

01:18:08We have the right to play with all of them.

01:18:10What do you think?

01:18:14I'm not afraid of him at all.

01:18:16No fear, you know?

01:18:17I'm going to say it all.

01:18:18Alright.

01:18:20Oh.

01:18:21It has to be done.

01:18:25It is necessary.

01:18:33I'm still wondering who you are.

01:18:36Will you tell me?

01:18:36Any day.

01:18:38I don't know where it will be.

01:18:40That's my secret.

01:18:51That's my secret.

01:19:17There was no miracle water.

01:19:20I will tell you who Sandimas was.

01:19:22Look at him, we disguised him, he looked like him, but we got scared.

01:19:26We thought it would be easy to deceive you.

01:19:28And this was Sandimas, this one.

01:19:30You, you Sandimas, I, I have seen him.

01:19:34It had a light and a palm tree; it didn't look anything like that one.

01:19:37It's true, everything he says is true.

01:19:39We wanted to make our own delicious food.

01:19:41We did it for the good of Pontestilla.

01:19:42No, no, don't believe him, don't believe him.

01:19:45I don't care to know who is responsible for this, or whether the appearance is real or fake.

01:19:49Look, what I want is to cure my daughter.

01:19:51I've come from very far away, I sold everything.

01:19:53And whoever performs the miracle, Sandimas or not, must cure her.

01:19:56It was all fake.

01:19:57Invented by us.

01:19:59That's a lie, can't you see how I'm doing?

01:20:01I asked Sandimas for it, who returned it to me?

01:20:04And this, brother, who has healed me?

01:20:06Who?

01:20:07And I, I am cured.

01:20:09I had the fevers and look at me, I'm cured, I'm healthy.

01:20:13She's my daughter, my daughter, heal her, she's sick, can't you see her, I've been healed.

01:20:18With this water, with this miraculous water from Sandimas, with this water.

01:20:23Can't you see it?

01:20:24And it will heal your daughter too, come with me, come all.

01:20:29It's true, it's true, it's true, very big, it's true.

01:20:35Ugh!

01:20:44It was the station's miracle worker!

01:20:46Then came Martino.

01:20:48At first we thought it was a hair.

01:20:51And do the listeners know who they're talking about?

01:20:53Martino, Martino.

01:20:54What is Martino?

01:20:55Martino is up there.

01:20:57Who will have God's forgiveness for what they say?

01:20:59What a lack of respect! He did the same thing!

01:21:01Where is that Martino?

01:21:03Up! Where?

01:21:04I didn't want to see her, you wretch!

01:21:06You are despicable people, deceiving everyone!

01:21:09Martino is there!

01:21:10Yes, my brother! Who has played it?

01:21:11Let's get started!

01:21:13Martino! Come down, help me!

01:21:16Can you hear me? Martino!

01:21:18Martino! You have to be here, Martino!

01:21:22Okay, so, where is it?

01:21:24I want to see it! Where?

01:21:26It's incredible!

01:21:28There is nobody here, nor has there been for many years.

01:21:30When, when have you seen it?

01:21:32Just a moment ago, I was...

01:21:33So, where's this Martino?

01:21:35I was here.

01:21:36Yes, a moment ago.

01:21:38You wretches!

01:21:39You are all miserable people!

01:21:41There! Look!

01:21:42For Don Ramón, Don José, Don Evaristo, Don Antonio, Don Salvador and Don Manuel.

01:22:05One day I arrived in Fontecilla to clarify the mystery of a word whose name can do everything.

01:22:17It is faith.

01:22:17You wanted to do business with her without knowing that by awakening her among the people, the people awakened me.

01:22:27If this faith awakens you too, then my journey will have been worthwhile.

01:22:32Ah, tell Don Fidel that the Sandimar in his church doesn't look anything like the original.

01:22:36In case anyone wants to distort the image, I've attached photos and personal details of the real Sandim.

01:22:52That's Martino.

01:22:53Thank you!

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