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00:00Oh, if you think it's over, because you said goodbye, if you think it's over, I'll tell you why.
00:19My wife left me. Our marriage got off to a kind of a bad start. On our wedding night, she brought a note from her mother.
00:37I think I should tell you, I'm not a virgin.
00:43So you're just incompetent, then?
00:46Can I at least pretend you're enjoying this?
00:48Haven't I always?
00:50How does it feel to be married, Mrs Taylor?
00:52I don't know yet.
00:54My wife left me. She said I thought more about my work than her. Or was that my boss?
01:09Oh, thank you for seeing me, Paul.
01:12Actually, no, this is where I live.
01:15Claire.
01:17I thought Claire was the redhead.
01:18Oh, yeah.
01:23Oh, my God, I've been burgled.
01:26This isn't your flat.
01:27And they thought I wouldn't notice.
01:29Would you like to sit down?
01:30Oh, that's cute. You've got little animals on the wallpaper.
01:34Oh, no. It's me.
01:36Did you say something?
01:38I just wondered if you wanted to sit down.
01:40And what did you think?
01:42How about some coffee?
01:43A lot.
01:44Are you saying I'm drunk?
01:46Are you saying I drink too much?
01:49I think I just heard your liver ask for a transplant.
01:51No way am I drunk.
01:54Listen, buddy, I pull three guys tonight.
01:57Firstly, I didn't say you were drunk. I just offered you coffee.
02:00And secondly, I'm one guy.
02:02Oh.
02:03There goes the evening.
02:04Sorry.
02:05I can't believe it.
02:07I was seen triple.
02:09And you're not even the one I liked.
02:12Don't you to think I make a habit of this?
02:16I'll get the coffee.
02:18Is this room sort of permanently spinning?
02:21No.
02:22You're right.
02:23It isn't my flat.
02:26Why am I doing this?
02:29Mark, are you awake?
02:31Darling, what's wrong?
02:46Nightmare?
02:47I don't...
02:48Oh, never mind.
02:50I've got an idea.
02:53Again?
03:00Well, I'm ready.
03:01I really came there.
03:03That was my best ever.
03:07No, that was the doorbell.
03:08So, I've got low standards.
03:10You try screwing men for a while.
03:14Back in a moment.
03:17Didn't do a thing, honestly.
03:18It's just the damn doorbell.
03:19Joke's over.
03:20I'm coming.
03:25Idiot comes round this time of night.
03:29Only me.
03:30Trust me.
03:31Look, this isn't actually a very good time.
03:34Oh, Mark.
03:36I'm ever so sorry.
03:38I'm a complete silly.
03:40Bye.
03:41Hey, no, wait.
03:42What's this?
03:43I was just looking for somewhere to stay.
03:46Robert threw me out because he wants a divorce.
03:48A divorce?
03:50Must be off.
03:51Why does he want a divorce?
03:53Because of what happened between you and me, Mark.
03:56Oh, God.
03:56That was all my fault.
03:58You know, my little boy won't talk to me now.
04:02Robert told him about, well, what happened between you and me.
04:06Right, yeah.
04:06That was all my fault, Tracy.
04:08I was going to go to Becky's, but she's turned against me because of what's happened to me.
04:11Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
04:11It's all totally my fault.
04:13I get the message.
04:13But why don't you go to your mother's?
04:15She died last summer.
04:16Look, I was nowhere near your mother.
04:18What?
04:19I mean, the point is, you know, you can't stay here.
04:23You know, what if Robert came and found out?
04:25He'd make things worse with him.
04:27Well, thanks anyway.
04:29You've been ever so kind.
04:31You do understand that, don't you?
04:33You don't have to wait for the lift with me, Mark.
04:37I feel guilty as hell about this, Tracy, but, you know, if Robert came and saw you here, he...
04:41You don't need to feel guilty.
04:43I know a place I can stay the night.
04:45Are you sure?
04:46If you could just leave a light on it at your bathroom window so I can read a bit.
04:49Oh, Tracy, I can't do this to you.
04:51Oh, stop fussing.
04:53Life can be hard.
04:55I learnt that when I was six and my puppy died.
04:58Oh, Tracy.
04:59Come on, Tracy, you're staying with me.
05:01Oh, Mark, I'm going to make you so happy.
05:04I knew from the moment we made love we'd be together forever, didn't you?
05:08Well, it was quite nice.
05:09You took the words right out of my mouth.
05:11Hey, look, Tracy, listen, I...
05:12I just knew I'd die if you said you didn't love me.
05:15What, immediately?
05:17Let's make love again.
05:18Right now.
05:19Well, it's a bit drafty out here.
05:21Inside, Mark.
05:22I think I need a bit of foreplay.
05:23Oh, you mean inside a front?
05:25No, no, no, wait, wait, Tracy, I'd better explain something.
05:27You do love me, don't you?
05:29Oh, yes, of course.
05:29I couldn't bear it if you didn't.
05:30I do, yes.
05:32Sincerely.
05:32But the thing is, you see, I've got a friend round at the moment.
05:36A woman friend.
05:38A woman?
05:39Well, I assume she is.
05:40I haven't actually checked.
05:41I think she mentioned something about it.
05:43You mean you and her...
05:45Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're just friends.
05:47Honestly, nothing of a sexual nature has happened between us.
05:50And never will, I promise.
05:51Yes.
05:53Damn.
05:56Oh, Mark.
05:58Yes.
05:59Yes.
06:00I mean, obviously we care about each other.
06:03I should have a key here, son.
06:05She sounded a bit worked up, Mark.
06:07Oh, I expect it's nothing.
06:08But just in case she's feeling a bit ill or something, I'd better go ahead and check.
06:12Back in a moment.
06:13Mark!
06:14Now, we're going to have to pretend nothing's going on here because...
06:18Where's your dress?
06:19I forget.
06:19Oh, Christ, we've got to find it.
06:22What's happened?
06:23Who's at the door?
06:24Well, it's, uh...
06:25It's, uh...
06:26It's my wife.
06:27I'm married.
06:29Married?
06:30But you were only gone a minute.
06:33Oh, boy, is this date going badly.
06:35No, you see, I was already married and my wife's just come back.
06:39Oh, what's happening?
06:41I'm going to let her in, okay?
06:43Just say you're a friend.
06:45Tell her you've spilt something on your clothes and you're drying them off.
06:48Who's going to believe that?
06:49I don't believe it and I'm drunk.
06:53Oh, dear.
06:54Did you spill something on your clothes?
06:56I'm not drunk.
06:57She's always like this.
06:58That must be so much cheaper.
07:02Well?
07:03What?
07:05Introduce me.
07:06Oh, right, yes.
07:06Uh, Tracy.
07:07This is my old friend.
07:09It isn't Claire.
07:13Well, that's a start.
07:14Drink, darling.
07:15So, you're his wife, huh?
07:19Oh, darling.
07:21Not yet, but watch this space.
07:24I'll just unpack.
07:26What space?
07:27Behind her eyes, possibly.
07:28Look, I'm sorry about this, but you're going to have to go.
07:31What now?
07:32Are my clothes drying?
07:34No, no, no, listen.
07:35Enough talking.
07:36We've got rid of the Cindy doll.
07:39Let's do bad stuff.
07:42No, no, you don't understand.
07:43It's a very awkward situation.
07:45No?
07:45Hello?
07:49Oh, perfect.
07:58What happened?
08:00You were fantastic.
08:02Oh, good.
08:05Right.
08:06Tracy, we need a long, serious talk.
08:17Tracy, we need a long, serious talk.
08:23Tracy?
08:25Yes, Mark?
08:28Has your friend gone off?
08:30A bit, yes.
08:32Good.
08:33Come on, then.
08:34Look, Tracy, I'm sorry.
08:39It isn't that I'm not tempted.
08:40I mean, God knows I'm tempted,
08:42but there comes a time when even a completely shallow bastard like me
08:45has got to try and do the right thing.
08:47So, what you and I are going to do now, Tracy,
08:52is have a long, serious talk.
08:58I bet you never heard it called that before.
09:04Are you awake?
09:12You bet.
09:13Oh, just wondered.
09:15Uh-uh-uh.
09:17No, you don't.
09:19You're my husband.
09:20It's compulsory now.
09:21Again?
09:23Again.
09:24Mark, I've just had a thought.
09:31No, that was the doorbell.
09:35What if Robert's followed me here?
09:37Robert?
09:37Don't answer the door.
09:39Oh, darling, what if he tries to take me away from you?
09:42Well, can't he wait?
09:44I'm...
09:44Mark, don't be naughty.
09:46We're together forever now.
09:48Nothing can part us.
09:49What?
09:50Nothing at all?
09:51Only death can take me from you.
09:52Yeah, but it would look a bit suspicious.
09:56Mark, no!
09:57You're not going to let him in?
09:59I wasn't going to.
10:00I was just, um, going to the bathroom.
10:02Oh, right.
10:04OK.
10:04But, Mark...
10:05Yes?
10:06Hurry back.
10:08We've got the rest of our lives to get on with.
10:10Oh, yes.
10:11That.
10:12That.
10:22You can have her, Robert.
10:23You can absolutely have her.
10:26Shh!
10:35Becky!
10:38Mark.
10:42Mark.
10:42What would you do if I ever left you?
10:52Sleep.
10:54I'm serious.
10:57What kind of a question's that?
11:00I just want to know if you really love me.
11:04Hell of a time to ask.
11:06Well?
11:06If I ever lost you...
11:12I'd do everything in my power to get you back.
11:18First chance I got.
11:32Come in.
11:34You're not busy or anything.
11:36Ah...
11:36You are busy.
11:38Oh, no, not at all.
11:39No, I think the kitchen's still free.
11:42What?
11:42Come in, come in.
11:45Ah, coffee?
11:47If I can make it.
11:52So, uh, does Trevor know you're here?
11:55We're not talking.
11:57He's still convinced it was you and me in that bed,
12:00not you and Tracy.
12:01Oh, dear.
12:03Look, don't get your hopes up.
12:04Nothing's going to happen between us tonight.
12:06If you think there's a slightest chance of it,
12:08I'm leaving now.
12:09No, no, nothing's going to happen.
12:11I understand that.
12:11I do.
12:12Good.
12:13Because I came here for one reason.
12:15To have a long, serious talk.
12:18I've never heard it called that before.
12:20No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, that was a joke.
12:22Honestly, sex could not be further from my mind.
12:26A long, slow talk.
12:28I mean, screw.
12:30I mean, chat.
12:31Discussion.
12:32Intercourse.
12:33Whatever it is you want, you want a long, hard one.
12:37Sex doesn't get further from your mind than this.
12:39Sorry, sorry.
12:40Look, get it into your head.
12:42I'm only here because I have always wanted us to stay friends.
12:46I thought that maybe we could get rid of some of the bad feeling between us.
12:51It was just a few slips of the tongue, mouth.
12:53The slips you only ever make when you can't stop thinking about something else, right?
12:57Yeah, that's right.
12:57I'm sorry.
12:58Look, I thought that tonight there was a chance we could stop sniping at one another and make love.
13:03And make up!
13:05Right, coffee.
13:06Becky?
13:08You said, uh, what was that about, slips of the tongue?
13:12Nothing.
13:13I just need a refill.
13:14For the kettle.
13:16Oh, no.
13:16Right.
13:17Coffee.
13:18Becky?
13:19So, how's Tracy?
13:21I haven't seen her in a while.
13:23Oh, she's fine.
13:24Yes, uh, actually, I better just go and check on something.
13:28Mark?
13:29Hmm?
13:30If we could just manage without the stupid come-ons, okay?
13:34Then?
13:35Then we can have some coffee.
13:41I'm here with a shot.
13:43I've actually got a chance here.
13:45I just need to be charming and nice.
13:49Shh!
13:50Mark, is that you?
13:51Shh!
13:51Mark?
13:52Will you be quiet?
13:53Sorry.
13:54I just thought I heard something.
14:09Oh, you're reading.
14:10Well done.
14:11I mean, good idea.
14:12Mark, you were taking so long.
14:16I'm sure I heard voices just there.
14:18Really?
14:19Oh, it must be a very vivid book.
14:21I'm sure I heard shouting.
14:23Oh, I expect you just turned to the wrong page.
14:25Oh, I see.
14:28Come on, then.
14:29In you jump.
14:30The sooner we get started.
14:32No, actually, not just yet.
14:33I just popped out to tell you I'm going to be a little longer in the bathroom than I expected.
14:38What's wrong?
14:39Oh, nothing, nothing.
14:40Just something just came up.
14:42Hmm, it was.
14:43Oh, it was nothing.
14:44Just, you know, men's problems.
14:48Men's problems?
14:49Yes, exactly.
14:49You wouldn't want to know about it.
14:51What's men's problems?
14:52Look, do we ever ask?
14:54I'm off your edge at the moment.
14:56Oh, I'm sorry.
14:56It's just, it's just, it's this bedroom.
14:58It's got some bad memories for me.
15:00Oh, poor baby.
15:02You know, it's difficult.
15:05Well, you hurry up in there and we'll make some good memories.
15:09We'll have odles and odles of sex, won't we, Poppet?
15:14Yes, Tracy.
15:16Come along, then.
15:18Shh, be quiet.
15:26You're going to have to hide.
15:26My wife's just got back.
15:27Again?
15:28How long have I been here?
15:30Mark!
15:31Hide!
15:35Yes, what?
15:36It's OK, found it.
15:37You've changed everything around in here.
15:39Yeah, well, my wife's just left me.
15:41As you know, obviously.
15:43Right, yes.
15:44Well, shall we go through to the lounge?
15:46The lounge?
15:47Why not?
15:48Oh, it's a bit of a walk, isn't it?
15:50But there aren't any chairs in here.
15:51I know, you took them.
15:52You've got nothing to sit on.
15:54Well, I'll go and get some chairs from the lounge.
15:56If we go through to the lounge to get chairs, we might as well sit on them there.
16:00You see, it was worth talking it through.
16:01What's the matter with you?
16:03You!
16:03Look, I'm just as confused about all this as you.
16:09Maybe it's because things aren't going well with Trevor.
16:13Maybe I'm just a bit jealous about you and Tracy.
16:16Why don't you kick me out?
16:18I never know if you're going to be in long enough.
16:22Shall we talk?
16:25I was about to say it can't hurt.
16:28Look, just don't think this is a chance to get me back into bed.
16:32I don't want any sleazy come-ons, OK?
16:35Understood.
16:36Absolutely.
16:37Have a seat.
16:42Oh, for Christ's sake, Mark, this is really pathetic.
16:45Oh, look, Becky, the sofa bed sprung open again.
16:47It doesn't spring open.
16:49Oh, it does sometimes, yes, very suddenly.
16:52You know, honestly, there's a number of times I've found myself hanging from the window ledge.
16:54And was I supposed to wear this charming little slip?
16:57Oh, my God.
17:00What are you looking for?
17:02I'm not looking for anything.
17:03I'm just making sure nothing's naked.
17:04I mean, missing.
17:05What's wrong?
17:06Nothing.
17:07Yes, there is.
17:08You're hiding something.
17:08You're holding something back.
17:09No, I'm not.
17:11Look, it's just an old Freudian.
17:13I mean, slip.
17:14That's one of mine.
17:15Of course it is, yes.
17:16One of your old ones.
17:17You must have left it in the sofa bed.
17:19I don't recognise it.
17:20Oh, I do.
17:21I don't remember it at all.
17:22Well, I do.
17:23I never wore this.
17:24Well, I did.
17:28What's going on?
17:29The truth.
17:30Why is the bed out?
17:31Well, I sleep here now.
17:33Why don't you sleep in the bedroom?
17:34Well, the bedroom's got, you know, bad memories for me.
17:37You bastard!
17:38Oh, Mark.
17:41I'm so sorry.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43No, no, no.
17:43It's my fault.
17:44No.
17:44No, as if I hadn't hurt you enough.
17:46No, no.
17:46It's a stupid thing to say.
17:47Listen, I understand.
17:48No, no.
17:48It's all my fault.
17:54It's all my fault.
17:55It's all my fault.
17:56It's all my fault.
17:57Right.
18:00Coffee?
18:01Right, yes.
18:02Good idea.
18:08Shit!
18:09What?
18:10I was just going to the toilet.
18:11Well, you could have found a nicer way of putting it.
18:17Sorry.
18:18Anyway, haven't you just been?
18:20Yeah, but I forgot to do something.
18:23Well, you know what I mean.
18:27Are you all right?
18:30In the bath, you kinky thing.
18:33You were incredible.
18:35You too, baby.
18:38Mum!
18:39Oh, Christ.
18:42I heard more shouting, so I've just been reporting your neighbours to the police.
18:47Oh, right.
18:48Oh, don't worry.
18:49I'm always reporting people.
18:52Do you know, the police have started a little file about me.
18:55Is it possible to get a copy?
18:59You don't need to read my police file, Mark.
19:02It's all here.
19:03Oh, right.
19:04In you pop.
19:06Actually, not yet.
19:07I haven't quite finished in the bathroom.
19:09It's all a bit complicated.
19:11I'm starting to think you're avoiding me.
19:13Oh, no, no, no, no.
19:14It would be the end of my life if I thought you didn't love me.
19:17Have you ever heard of the concept of unreasonable pressure in a relationship?
19:21Yes, and I don't want to have to use it.
19:25So, do you love me?
19:27Oh, yes.
19:29Don't you want to say so?
19:32Oh, say you love me, Mark.
19:35I can't.
19:35I haven't finished in the bathroom yet.
19:39Oh, God.
19:41Mark.
19:41Yes?
19:45I just want to say I'm really sorry.
19:48I'm very confused about all of this.
19:50Me too, darling.
19:51Me too.
19:52I know.
19:52It's the single most ghastly, appalling situation I've ever been faced with.
19:56Mark, I only want you to say you love me.
19:59I only want you to see it's difficult for me as well.
20:02But I do.
20:03Why can't you say it then?
20:05Mark, how do you feel about me now?
20:08Do you love me?
20:09Well, I'm in two minds.
20:12Oh, Mark, I understand.
20:15Obviously, I'm fond of you.
20:16But it's not like it was.
20:18Oh, no, it is.
20:18It is.
20:19It is what?
20:21Please, be honest.
20:22I'm being honest.
20:23Well, it's a bit hurtful.
20:25Maybe I should go.
20:27If you don't feel the way you did, it's probably for the best anyway.
20:30No, no, no, wait.
20:31Please, listen.
20:34I...
20:34Yes, Mark?
20:36I, er...
20:37Look, don't put yourself through this.
20:39I'm going.
20:39I love you!
20:40Oh, Mark, I knew you did.
20:43Really?
20:43Do you?
20:44Christ!
20:45Nobody's ever said they love me.
20:48No!
20:49Jesus!
20:51I'm not sure if I love you.
20:54Come on, Mark.
20:55Hurry up.
20:56Let's make love straight away.
20:58I don't feel like making love.
20:59Why not?
21:01It might help.
21:03I don't think we ever did christen the sofa bed, did we?
21:06Well, maybe I do then.
21:07Oh, Mark, you were just teasing.
21:10I'll be waiting for you.
21:12Hurry up, Mark.
21:14Both of them?
21:15I can't do both of them.
21:17Firstly, I'm only one woman.
21:19Secondly, why not as reason?
21:22Shh!
21:23Put this on.
21:25Both of them?
21:25Mark!
21:31Now, I'm just going to be a few more minutes.
21:34I've got to make a longish phone call.
21:37It's about a script I've just handed in, you see,
21:39and, you know, if they like it and start sort of praising it,
21:42then I might make some rather loud noises.
21:45All right?
21:46Well, remember, I'm waiting.
21:48Yes, yes, yes.
21:48You're next.
21:49Now, put your man from the toilet.
21:51Are you OK, all right?
21:56Right.
21:57Now, we're going to have to be quick.
21:59I've got to make a phone call.
22:00What?
22:01Hang on, hang on.
22:06Wait, no.
22:07Spare bedroom for you.
22:08Come on.
22:09Oh, we're going to do it again?
22:11Not yet.
22:11I'm wanted on the phone.
22:12Well, after it, then.
22:15Not unless you've got a splint.
22:16I'll be waiting for you.
22:22Fabulous.
22:26Oh, I'm going to die.
22:28Please, God, make it soon.
22:30Guess who?
22:36Oh, my God, it'll be Trevor.
22:37Don't tell him I'm here.
22:40It'll be Robert.
22:41Don't let him in.
22:43Well, it's got to be one or other of them.
22:44How bad can this be?
22:45Oh, my God.
22:50You're either screwing his wife or my wife.
22:52We want to know which.
22:53No, Robert.
22:54I'm either screwing my wife or your wife.
22:56He's screwing mine.
22:57We just want to know what's going on.
22:59I'm trying to think of a put-down for you, Trevor,
23:00but what can you do when someone starts off an estate agent?
23:07Becky, what are you doing here?
23:08Making love with Mark.
23:10And we've done it four times.
23:12And it was wild and savage and wonderful.
23:16You'll find my teeth marks all over the bedhead.
23:18Oh, my God.
23:20Oh, Trevor, I'm sorry.
23:22I knew it wasn't Tracy.
23:23I knew all along.
23:25I did.
23:25Well, say you're sorry.
23:26She's right behind you.
23:30Tracy.
23:31Tracy, how can you ever...
23:34What are you doing here?
23:37Making love with Mark.
23:38We've done it six times.
23:40Six?
23:41Ten?
23:42If you guys ever want any tips.
23:43What are you doing here?
23:47The same as you.
23:48Look, as a matter of purely historical fact,
23:50may I point out that I have not made love to anyone this evening?
23:53Look, we know you've done it ten times.
23:55Do you think we're fools?
23:57Interesting question.
23:58Look, I have not screwed anyone.
24:00Prove it.
24:01What do you suggest, Trevor?
24:02A sperm count?
24:03Well, they're very small, Mark.
24:07Once and for all,
24:08I haven't been to bed with a single woman this evening.
24:10Hey, baby.
24:13Want to go again?
24:16What kind of a man are you?
24:18I don't know, but on this kind of evidence,
24:19they'll probably have me stuffed
24:20and put in a display case in the Science Museum.
24:23Look, there's only one solution to all of this,
24:25and I'm going to take it.
24:26I'm going to go and live somewhere else.
24:29There's plenty of milk in the fridge.
24:30The gas bill's just about due.
24:31I hope we'll all be very happy together.
24:33There's a bit of a lack of furniture,
24:34but I think you'll find that Trevor and Becky
24:36have some stuff which ought to fit in rather well.
24:38Goodbye.
24:38Trevor, I'm sorry.
24:41I'm just really confused.
24:44Oh, Robert, please.
24:46Listen.
24:48Robert!
24:56Those puppy dog eyes.
25:00There are moments of plunging awful certainty
25:03when you begin to suspect
25:04that what you are about to do
25:06is probably the right thing.
25:12If you can just talk yourself into it!
25:19Oh, go on!
25:26Oh, Mark!
25:27Leave this to me.
25:30Right, listen.
25:32That time at the house,
25:34nothing happened.
25:36God knows, I tried to get her into bed,
25:37but she refused
25:38because she loves you.
25:42Whether she knows it or not,
25:43it isn't me, it's you.
25:46She came round tonight
25:47because you gave her nowhere else to go,
25:49but nothing happened.
25:50She was in the bedroom,
25:51I was on the sofa bed.
25:52Nothing could ever happen
25:53because she loves you.
25:56Got that?
25:59And you're a very lucky guy
26:00because she's a very special lady.
26:03It's pretty hard
26:06not to be a little bit in love with her.
26:10But she's yours,
26:11not mine.
26:13And you deserve her
26:14because you're a great guy
26:16and I wish you all the luck
26:18and happiness in the world.
26:23You took a big moment to say all that, Mark.
26:25What?
26:28Mark,
26:28what an incredible thing to do.
26:30Becky and I were just having
26:32a little confab in the bathroom.
26:34Started to make up,
26:35as a matter of fact.
26:36You certainly helped.
26:39You know,
26:40you're really quite a rhythmic talker.
26:44We're going to go home now
26:45and I'm going to really take care of this woman,
26:48just like you told me to.
26:50Thanks, Mark.
26:51You meant everything so clear.
26:53You're a very special man.
26:55No, I'm not.
26:55I'm a complete bastard.
26:57What a sweet guy.
26:59Come on, Becky.
27:00We've got to go.
27:03Bye.
27:04Oh, and Mark,
27:06you're welcome at our dinner table any time.
27:08Your dinner table?
27:09Bye now.
27:13Look,
27:13what I was saying just then,
27:15maybe we could...
27:15Mark,
27:17I listened to every word you said
27:18and I realised what a fool I've been.
27:22You've saved our marriage.
27:24Oh, Robert.
27:25How can we ever thank you?
27:27Come on, Robert,
27:28let's go home.
27:30But, but...
27:31Oh, it's all right, Mark.
27:32I know you didn't really love me.
27:34But I think I did.
27:36Oh, isn't he sweet?
27:38I'm a complete shit.
27:39Why does nobody understand me?
27:41Oh, you silly.
27:42Oh, and you two must come round for dinner sometime.
27:47We'll be there.
27:48Yes.
27:49Bye.
27:50Bye.
27:51Bye.
27:53And thanks.
27:54Helen!
28:08What?
28:08My name.
28:10I knew I'd remember it
28:11if I just had a relaxing moment.
28:14Come on, let's sober you up.
28:16Don't you want to have sex?
28:18No.
28:19Do you?
28:20Not really.
28:21But I'm drunk.
28:22Come on, then.
28:23If you insist.
28:25I'll tell you a funny story
28:26about a girl I once met at a funeral.
28:28That sounds morbid.
28:29It is.
28:31Wasn't Helen the blonde?
28:32Oh, yeah.
28:36Here we are, Mrs Taylor.
28:38Now, what do you say
28:39we go do the married stuff?
28:42Again?
28:42Die in flame
28:50You're free again
28:54Who could love
28:58Do that to you
29:02All dressed in black
29:07Won't be coming back
29:12Just say it in tears
29:15Like yes and yes
29:20Fooled if you think it's over
29:23Because you said goodbye
29:28Fooled if you think it's over
29:32I'll tell you why
29:34You're free again
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