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00:00Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE
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01:29...δη με το μυαθόμα.
01:31Ένα δημόσον, η σχεδόν εαρμούς υπήρχε το μυαθόμα.
01:35Με το μυαθόμα, και την εξαρμούσα στο μυαθόμα.
01:37Με το συντονικό το να τελευταίει το σκέφυμα και ξεκινήσω το τελευταίο εγγηνανότητα.
01:43...σήκαν να βγάλω την πίστοση.
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02:19This one, however, wasn't just designed for the Americans.
02:22It was designed in America, in California.
02:25Home of the palm-fringed, no-smoking, six-lane boulevard.
02:30And that's great, except we don't have any of that here.
02:33What we have is Sheffield.
02:45So, how does the surfer boy go down in the steel town?
02:52Well, to be honest, I think it looks a bit of a mess.
02:56But then it would, because it's a Japanese car designed in America.
03:01And the head of the whole project was a chap called AJ Panchal, who's an Indian, from Leicester.
03:08And the engine? Well, that's French.
03:11Incongruously, it's the three-and-a-half-litre V6 from the Renault Velsatis.
03:17We've had fusion food before, but this is the first time that I've ever encountered a fusion car.
03:25Think of it as being a raw hamburger curry served in a disinterested way on a bed of garlicky juice.
03:34Not that you can concentrate on the ingredients because of the stereo.
03:43You don't hear it so much as feel it pulsating through an enormous subwoofer in the small of your back.
03:50If you're the sort of person who likes to cruise the streets, annoying everyone with your drum and bass,
03:56this is definitely the car for you.
03:59I'm afraid, however, I'm more interested in how a car goes.
04:10So I pointed its nose at the road which snakes out of Sheffield and up onto the moors.
04:16It doesn't take very long to work out that this car has a few weak links.
04:33And the biggest, weakest link of them all is the French bit. The engine.
04:39First of all, there's the noise, which is just a noise. A sort of wearisome drone. Listen.
04:50It just gets on your nerves.
04:53And then there's the performance. They say it'll do 0-60 in six seconds and on to a top speed of 150, and I'm sure it will.
05:04But it never really feels that fast, somehow.
05:13There's something else, too. When you look at the 350Z, you think it's going to be light and agile and spotty.
05:20I was expecting it to be like a Nikon camera, or kind of delicate and clever.
05:26I thought it'd be like a Mazda MX-5, but with more power.
05:31And it just isn't. Not even slightly.
05:35What it is, is a tonne and a half of ironmongery. It's a muscle car.
05:44Which should be good fun on a road like this.
05:48I could go very, very berserk at this point.
05:52But two things are stopping me. One, the noise. It's driving me mad.
05:57And secondly, it was on this very road that the drummer with a band called Def Leppard crashed his muscle car, a Corvette.
06:06And as a result of that, he now has to drive with a knob on his steering wheel.
06:12I also have to say that after a day behind the wheel, I am knackered.
06:20A hard ride and the effort of driving it makes it one of the most exhausting cars I've ever come across.
06:27And I haven't finished mauling it yet, either.
06:33The look of the interior is fine.
06:36I've got a big rev counter right in front of me. Three ancillary dials over here. Driving position's good.
06:42But what's not so good is this.
06:45I've seen better build quality on an allotment shed.
07:00Now let's talk about practicality.
07:04There isn't any.
07:06It has no back seats at all, just a sort of bulkhead to which all the various speakers are attached.
07:11And if we open the boot, we find an enormous strengthening beam where your dog would normally go.
07:20All things considered then, the 350 is a C-minus.
07:25Three out of ten.
07:27Could do better.
07:33So, no good then?
07:34Not really.
07:35And the thing is, there's no shortage of sports coupes coming up.
07:37There's the Mazda RX-8, which is very nice.
07:39Yeah, Wankel rotary engine.
07:40Very good engine.
07:41Audi TT, they're putting a V6 in that with a clever gearbox thing.
07:44There's the Chrysler Crossfire.
07:46That's a Mercedes SLK with an American body on it, yeah.
07:49The point being, it's not exactly got the feel to itself, has it?
07:52Well, no, but the thing is, is that Nissan have now said,
07:54Aha, but the car you drove was sort of for, I don't know, a small market in the south of France or somewhere.
07:59The British ones, which are going on sale in...
08:01That's September.
08:02Yeah, September, October.
08:03They're going to have better suspension, bigger fuel tank, different aerodynamics, better interior trim,
08:08traction controller stand, could be completely different.
08:10Which rather begs the question, why did this say, there's a new car, see what you think?
08:14It won't be anything like that, obviously, but there it is anyway.
08:17Nevertheless, we'll give them, I think, we'll give them the benefit of the doubt,
08:20we'll hope the British ones are better, and then when we get a British one, then we'll give it to the Stig.
08:24Right, time for the news. Now, it's a terrible shame Jeremy didn't like the 350Z.
08:29I wondered if you might be interested in the 350Z watch.
08:33It's a very large watch with a very small face, what do you think of that?
08:37It'll probably go, tick-tock, tick-tock, and be very heavy.
08:42You'll have to be like this all day long with it.
08:44BMW, the X5, very nice car.
08:47Well, there's now the X3, the smaller version of this.
08:49It's not a very nice car.
08:50Well, a lot of people like it an awful lot.
08:51There it is, that's the X3. You can see the kind of 3-series BMW look to it.
08:55This is going to be launched very shortly.
08:58And I can't find, well, it's going to be seen in September, launched next year.
09:02I can't tell you exactly how much it's going to cost.
09:03All BMW will say is it'll cost less than the X5.
09:07Well, it better add, really, because it's the X3.
09:10And it's going to have 3-litre petrol engine, 3-litre diesel engine, and that's about all we know about it at the moment.
09:14That's Iceland, that is.
09:15Is it?
09:16Yeah, and I'll tell you why it's driving on the road.
09:18Because an X5, if you move it even onto the pebbles at the side of the road, it'll get stuck.
09:23Yeah.
09:24And that'll be worse.
09:25Yeah, bit of damp grass.
09:26But I'll tell you one thing.
09:27The X5, the bigger one, right?
09:29Classic drug dealer car.
09:30Blacked out windows, big allies.
09:32Yeah.
09:33Well, it is.
09:34Certainly people who buy them.
09:35Yeah.
09:36The X3 is going to be perfect if you're, you know, small-time.
09:39Maybe you just sell to your friends.
09:41Yeah.
09:42A little, it's a small drug dealer's car.
09:45Sell glue.
09:46Yeah, you can sell glue out the day.
09:47I love the way they always do this.
09:48When they get a new off-road car like that, they always, always, always, they say,
09:51oh, right, let's go somewhere really rugged.
09:53Look where they've gone.
09:54It's a mildly graveled road, completely leveled.
09:57I tell you what, it could be absolutely useless.
09:59It really, I guarantee that car will be useless.
10:02Right.
10:03John Prescott update.
10:04He's bought another Jaguar.
10:06All right.
10:07But, okay, he's bought an old, he's bought an old...
10:09He bought into a shop and went down the row of jackets.
10:12This one, I think.
10:14Perfect.
10:15But the interesting thing is, he's sold one of his previous Jaguars, and he's been joking,
10:20it says here, with newspaper reporters.
10:22Haha, you can't call me John Three Jags Prescott.
10:25So what shall we call him?
10:26We'll still call him a fat Welshman, though.
10:28There you go.
10:29More people at Jaguar, though.
10:32No, don't buy another one, John, please.
10:34And don't be photographed standing next to it like that.
10:37Did you know he was Welsh?
10:38Is he really?
10:39Yeah.
10:40He pretends to be from Yorkshire, but I'm from Yorkshire, and I can spot a fraud.
10:44In the last programme, we were talking about crashing and what happens,
10:47and those NCAP crash tests, and remember, we crashed him again.
10:50Sorry, Renault.
10:51This is the Espace, the new one, and they've done it again.
10:55Because this has actually been through, just put through those NCAP crash tests,
10:59which they crash into a barrier and assess how well it does.
11:01And it's got not only five stars, it's got the highest points ever in the crash test,
11:05which you've got to hand it to Renault.
11:06They're taking this very seriously.
11:07So that's the safest car they've ever tested, then?
11:09According to those crash tests, yeah, that is the safest thing they've ever, ever tested.
11:12Still got to have a people carrier, though, haven't you?
11:13You have.
11:14But the interesting point is that's a big car, okay?
11:17It did well.
11:18Now, we also saw on that programme that small cars like the Ford Fiesta, they can do well, too.
11:22You started saying, oh, well, big's best, the bigger the car.
11:25Size is better.
11:26Big is better than little.
11:28In every way.
11:29Isn't it, girls?
11:30Every week we end up in the same territory.
11:33But you started going on about the Hummer.
11:35Oh, that's very safe, because it's as big as it has.
11:38Really, really safe car, if you crash it.
11:40Apparently not.
11:42Here is one that's been crashed, and that doesn't look...
11:45Oh, but that's run into an American's buttock.
11:48You spilled my burger!
11:51He's dropped his styrofoam car.
11:53Oh, hell, I've gone and run into my wife.
11:57One of her cheeks has done that to the front of my car.
12:00It's a mess.
12:01That's a mess.
12:02Now, listen, have you seen, they've announced now that we're not allowed to use our mobile phones
12:07while driving as of December the 1st?
12:11Yeah.
12:12Why not?
12:13What possible reason is there for you not being able to use your mobile?
12:17I mean, if you've got one hand, okay, and you're talking on the phone,
12:20are they saying that one-handed people can't drive?
12:22Really?
12:23That's true.
12:24That's not right.
12:25I'm sorry, that's just not fair on disabled people.
12:27You know, there's plenty of people who've got one arm and can drive perfectly well.
12:30and if they say, well, it's the talking, but you talk to your passenger and you talk to kids in the back.
12:35I just don't under, this is just government meddling.
12:38If you have only got one arm, though, don't try using the telephone and driving.
12:44You're gonna need a hands-free.
12:45You can use your knees.
12:47I often drive using...
12:49But it is, it's like they've gone for the mobile phone, but actually, the amount of distractions this time of year,
12:54for instance, this time of year, hay fever, for instance, if you sneeze at 70 miles an hour,
12:59you're blind, we work this out, 210 feet.
13:02You try driving with your eyes shut, and they don't say, well, you're not allowed to drive with hay fever.
13:07Or worse, worse, have you ever driven when you need to go to the loo?
13:13Get out of the way!
13:15Get out of the way!
13:17It's road works, I've got to do 210.
13:19And you go skidding into that motorway service area,
13:22and into the disabled parking spot.
13:24I don't care how I go to first.
13:25There's the RAC patrolman.
13:26Would you like to join?
13:27No, would you like a golden shower, mate?
13:32The ladies is nearer.
13:35I am absolutely lethal, but I've never seen anyone charged with driving while they fall bladder.
13:42Do you know what is the most dangerous thing you can do when driving a car?
13:45What?
13:46Have a takeaway curry on the passenger seat.
13:49It's another of James' theories here.
13:53So I'll tell you why.
13:54Yeah.
13:55You will not brake for anything.
13:57I've done that.
14:02Are you alright?
14:03I am right.
14:06This is a true story, and I am ashamed of it.
14:09I was driving along Ford Galaxy Magnolia leather curry on the passenger seat.
14:13A drunk bloke walked into the road.
14:15Instinctively, I braked.
14:17I saw the curry tip.
14:18I thought, that's my dinner.
14:19I not only took my foot off the brake, I put it back on the throttle.
14:24Anyway, if anybody here is interested, I've developed a special new car sticker that says Booner on board.
14:31That's enough curry.
14:32Now, did you know that the British buy more convertibles than the French, the Italians and the Spanish put together?
14:38We were absolutely amazed at this.
14:39And what's more, there's a whole raft of new ones out this year, so me and Hammond here, we thought we'd take a selection of them on a typical British summer holiday.
14:47This is Butterleer, the wettest place in Britain.
14:55And this is the campsite at the wettest place in Britain.
15:00And we're staying here tonight because we're British.
15:10Right, it's the morning, I'm going to take a look outside the tent.
15:13Now, if it's raining, foreigners are going to roll about laughing at us.
15:17But if it's sunny, even if it's just dry, they will never know how good we feel.
15:30It's dry.
15:32Yes!
15:34And that is just one of the reasons why we love these cars.
15:38It's that crazy British optimism, because you never know any day, summer or winter, you might just get to drive it with the top man.
15:48This is the new VW Beetle.
15:49We've waited years for this to arrive.
15:52And from some angles, it does look a bit classic.
15:57I mean, look at that roof folded down there.
16:00Looks like somebody's glued a lilo to the boot.
16:02Now, you can buy a Beetle Cabriolet for fifteen thousand four hundred quid.
16:17Now, that's for the one point six.
16:19This is the two litre engine version, which is seventeen thousand five hundred.
16:23And that's about seventeen thousand five hundred too much.
16:28It looks cute now, but it's a fashion statement that'll be out of fashion very soon.
16:33It might have been saved if it was good to drive, but it's not that either.
16:38It's only virtues are for good seats and the fact that it's German.
16:41This does feel very well put together. You can't deny that. It's really, really solid.
16:46And I like the plastic. They're nice.
16:49I like the body, colour, repeat, panel on top of the door.
16:52All they've got to do is make it in the shape of a proper car and it'll be terrific.
16:55Right, here we are now driving into the rain, which in some ways is beneficial.
17:00People will tell you this in the pub all the time.
17:02You take the top of your convertible car, you drive it in the rain, you get above a certain speed and you're fine.
17:07You don't get wet.
17:09It's rubbish.
17:11I'm soaked.
17:12I'm not sure this is such a smart idea.
17:14Why do you think that? You just think we're a pair of screaming...
17:16Well, exactly.
17:17Yes.
17:20I'm going to have to put the roof up.
17:24Stop! What happened?
17:25I've had enough.
17:26It's got a squall in my face.
17:28What we want in Britain is a convertible car for sunny days and a hard top for the other 364, which is why we like folding metal roofs.
17:45This is the smallest and most ingenious yet, the Daihatsu Kopen.
17:50It's so ingenious, we might not notice that this toy car costs almost £13,000.
17:55Now, the ride's a bit rock hard on this thing, but apart from that, it's really rather good.
18:00It's got red leather seats and a Momo steering wheel.
18:03The engine goes to 8,500 revs and there's a really nice cold metal ball on top of the gear stick.
18:09So all we have is a sort of Sony Ferrari. Same sort of thing, but much smaller.
18:16660 cc's and a turbocharger. It's brilliant.
18:21Ah, the new Audi A4, the benchmark four-seater Cabriolet.
18:27Normally, the A4 Cabrio is a fabulously discreet car, but in this case, they've spoiled it by painting it in a colour called Cosmic Yellow,
18:37which is also known as Premium Beige.
18:40Right, now it's not just the colour that lets this car down.
18:43Cos here we go, we're in the country, it's just nice.
18:47Gentle tweeting of birds.
18:49It's like breeze to the undergrowth over there.
18:52Let's have another country sound.
18:55Ah yes, Massey Ferguson.
18:57It's a diesel! Somebody decided, let's make a discreetly glamorous four-seater Cabriolet
19:03and equip it with a tractor's engine.
19:07It is a good diesel engine.
19:08Well, in truth, it's a fantastic diesel engine. And actually, it's not that noisy, is it?
19:15No, it's not. Not on the move. But when you're going slow, or you're just creeping through town,
19:20most significantly just pulling up outside a nice bar...
19:24See, that's nice, where's the taxi?
19:27No, it's just not right. Diesel Cabrio is like a supermodel smoking a pipe.
19:34η αυτοί επειδή δεύχε την διαγραφή της δημοσιογεντία του ΚΕ.
19:45Η δημοσιογεντία έχει υψηφαρή, λιπητή, καταλή, βραστηριά με την κλκ.
19:52Μια η αυτηριόδη, η κλκ δημοσιογεντία μιλώνε τα χέρια του κερμανούς.
20:00Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE
20:30But what a canvas roof!
20:32I mean, compared with our tent, 280 components just in the roof frame, and a lightning conductor.
20:40So, you see, Gerry does care about us.
20:45So, a Cabriolet can be big or small, flash or a shrinking violet.
20:50Or maybe it can be nearly all those things.
20:53Citroen reckons its new Pluriel can be anything you want it to be.
21:00This is the convertible stage.
21:02That's the convertible.
21:03Yeah.
21:09Oh, no.
21:11Yeah, that's it.
21:14That's...
21:16Cabriolet.
21:17Where's the flaps?
21:18They're not under the floor bed, are they?
21:19No.
21:20Are you sure they're not under the floor bed?
21:21No.
21:22A bit like that.
21:23Oh, I see.
21:24You have to...
21:25Look.
21:26Yeah, I'm doing it.
21:27Try that.
21:28He smiles out!
21:29That's the spider.
21:30Shut the door.
21:31I mean, you look good at it.
21:35Being French, most of the trim will drop off.
21:36But what's underneath is pretty tough.
21:37It costs from 12 to 13 and a half thousand and you can have a 1.4 or a 1.6 engine.
21:42But if you go for the 1.6, you have to have the flappy paddle gear shift.
21:49And it's hopeless.
21:50I'm changing gear.
21:51Right, I'm going to put it in second to go around this corner.
21:52That's okay.
21:53Now I'm going to wait for third.
21:54And now it's changed.
21:55I'm going to select fourth.
21:56Oh, now I've got it.
21:57What?
21:58What?
21:59What?
22:00What?
22:01What?
22:02What?
22:03What?
22:04What?
22:05What?
22:06What?
22:07What?
22:08What?
22:09What?
22:10What?
22:11What?
22:12What?
22:13What?
22:14What?
22:15What?
22:16What?
22:17What?
22:18What?
22:19Have you got something else on?
22:20And there's another problem.
22:22Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
22:25Going right left.
22:26Ow.
22:27Citroen has the belief that most people will prefer to drive it with the roof rails in place.
22:33Well, I can see why.
22:34Yeah, because it's really...
22:35Because it's in place or in your crotch.
22:37So is it going to rain then?
22:39Yeah, almost certainly.
22:41Well, I brought the roof.
22:43Just to be on the safe side.
22:49So, judging by the film there, you didn't much go for the pluriel.
22:53No.
22:54It's a shame.
22:55I really wanted to like that because it is quite kind of cutesy looking and it is clever
22:58with all that adaptation stuff.
23:00But you just...
23:01The roof is such a faff.
23:03Driving you mad.
23:04Really good.
23:05Excellent hire car.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Oh, on holiday, yeah.
23:08And then you put it back.
23:09At the end.
23:10And that gearbox it.
23:11It's just driving you mad.
23:12I thought it was quite safe though.
23:13It's very safe.
23:14It did very well.
23:15End cap crash test four stars, which is about the safest supermini.
23:18And that was...
23:19That was with the roof rails off.
23:20So it's a four-star cabrio.
23:21The thing that worries me most of all about it is...
23:23Listen to this.
23:24It's hollow.
23:25Yes.
23:26There's nothing in it at all.
23:28Has it got an engine?
23:29Yeah, you can have a 1.4 or a 1.6.
23:31But...
23:32So we wouldn't have that.
23:33Right.
23:34Let's just run through the others very quickly.
23:36The Daihatsu Copen, a good car or a bad car?
23:39Good car.
23:40He's mad on it.
23:41It's fantastic.
23:42Now, you're not going to get this, I know.
23:43But that car, it's small, it's silly.
23:45All it does is make the rest of the world massive.
23:48You know like the Incredible Shrinking Man in that film
23:50where the telephone keeps getting bigger in his hand?
23:52No.
23:53Alright.
23:54But I'm sure it happened.
23:55I'm not saying it didn't happen, I just don't remember it.
23:56It's a bit like that.
23:57You sort of drive around amongst these massive road signs
23:59and huge hatchbacks.
24:00It's absolutely brilliant.
24:01Can't say I noticed it myself.
24:02It was alright.
24:03Beetle, would you buy one or not?
24:06No.
24:07Nope.
24:08No.
24:09You're going to look sick.
24:10You would?
24:11You'd buy one.
24:12Hang on a minute.
24:13Why would you buy one?
24:14Very stylish.
24:15Very cute.
24:16Everyday cartel.
24:17Hitler designed it.
24:18You do know that, don't you?
24:19I wasn't a fan of it as well.
24:20I like the car.
24:21You like something that Hitler gave the world.
24:22Great.
24:24Pluriel we've done.
24:25What about this finished in lovely baby diarrhoea here?
24:28In any other colour, that is a fabulous four-seated cabbie.
24:32It really is the business.
24:33Yeah.
24:34Actually I've driven this, I know it to be a very, very good car.
24:36Super.
24:37What about the Mercedes?
24:39Would you buy one of those?
24:40Possibly, but not with that engine.
24:42That's the 500 V8.
24:43I don't know about you, but driving a convertible I sort of think you either have a performance car
24:48and you drive it vigorously, or you take the top off and you smell the cow pack.
24:52So you might as well have the little engine.
24:53You might as well.
24:54But if you have a little engine, why have that?
24:55Why not have the Audi?
24:56I was about to say, you might as well have the Audi, frankly.
24:58I can't see why you'd take the Merc over the Audi.
25:00Have the Audi.
25:01So of all of them, which do you like the most?
25:03Audi, Copern.
25:04So we've basically decided, of all these convertibles, we like the Audi and we like the Copern.
25:08Yeah, excellent.
25:09But I could, I can't drive that Copern.
25:11You would look spectacularly ridiculous.
25:13I hope you do one day.
25:14I'd love to see it.
25:15I've got to try this out.
25:16I'm going to see what this looks like.
25:17I've got to see that.
25:18It's not so much a car as a shoe.
25:21Oh, look at that.
25:22That's fantastic.
25:23Do you know the really, do you know the really funny thing is, is that if I did more than
25:31500 miles in it, I'd end up with hair like this guy.
25:34Look.
25:35Look at this.
25:36Who came in at Copern?
25:39Yeah.
25:40Oh dear.
25:41I don't know.
25:42I think you should just work harder and buy an SL.
25:45But there we are.
25:46Now, my guest tonight is very, very tall and a global fashion icon.
25:52Kind of like me, really.
25:54Ladies and gentlemen, supermodel Jodie Kedd.
25:57Now look.
25:58This is what we've been waiting for, really.
26:14I can't sit down.
26:15God, I can't tell you how nice it is to have someone on the show who's a proper size.
26:19I know.
26:20I don't have to look down the whole time.
26:22No, exactly.
26:23But what about cars?
26:24Do you have trouble getting in them?
26:25I do indeed, actually.
26:26But, um, yeah, I'm quite nimble.
26:29I can fit in.
26:30You know, I'm not that big.
26:32Big.
26:33You know, I'm tall.
26:34Well...
26:35No, um, because there was...
26:38I mean, I have a rule.
26:39I basically always say, I can get into anything I want to get into.
26:42Yes, that does help.
26:43If it's a Ferrari.
26:44Yeah, you're going to say...
26:45That does help.
26:46I don't mind driving with my knees up here.
26:47No, exactly.
26:48I can always find that with knees around your elbows.
26:49Yeah.
26:50Actually, for you, that might...
26:51Yeah.
26:52Um, now, you were recently described in the Birmingham Evening Post as being, and I've
26:59got it written down here, a self-indulgent celebrity setting a really bad example.
27:05Great.
27:06I'm really happy.
27:07That's exactly what I want to be.
27:09Did you know that?
27:10The Birmingham Post.
27:11This was about, apparently, you going on the Gumball Rally.
27:14Ah.
27:15I think that's a great idea.
27:16The Gumball, yeah, no, it's fantastic.
27:18How does it work?
27:19Because I've never been on one.
27:20It's just a group of really cool people that have nice cars just going for a very long
27:27drive.
27:28And it's across America?
27:29And it's across, yeah.
27:30I've done it twice.
27:31I did it from east coast to west coast, and then this year we did it from San Francisco
27:34to Miami.
27:35So it's like sort of time trials, and they say you've got to get from A to B.
27:38No, it's not, because if you did that, then everyone would start racing because you have
27:42Ferraris, you have the most serious supercars, and of course, if you're going to say to someone,
27:47right, whoever gets here the quickest is going to win, everyone's going to race.
27:50So how fast were people driving?
27:52Ah, I don't know.
27:53Well, I do.
27:54In fact, I don't know why I asked you the question, but I'm perfectly aware of how fast.
27:58I don't know.
27:59There was one guy who took a Koenigsegg.
28:01Oh, God, you know about it.
28:03220 miles an hour.
28:04I thought it was 40.
28:05240 was it?
28:06240.
28:07I'm sorry.
28:08I'll stand corrected.
28:09And so how fast did you go?
28:11I know the answer to this one as well.
28:15I did about 95 in a Dodge Viper.
28:20I think it was 140.
28:23Because you have the truckers all help out, don't they?
28:26The truckers are great.
28:27The truckers tell you where all the police are sitting.
28:29We went the, last year.
28:31What?
28:32Why would you need to know that if you weren't making a spindle?
28:35I don't know.
28:36I know.
28:37It was warning all the people behind me, you see.
28:38Okay, yeah.
28:39So I had to, you know, the Ferraris and all that.
28:42So.
28:43They have the gumball in Europe now as well, don't they?
28:48Yes.
28:49Well, they're taking it back to Europe again next year.
28:52But I've just done, I literally, last week, did a five-day rally.
28:57And so what were you driving in that?
28:59I was driving my car, it was the Maserati Spider.
29:01You've got a Maserati Spider?
29:03I do indeed.
29:04Surrounded by people with Maseratis.
29:07Because they're good cars, Jeremy.
29:08No, you see, no, they're not.
29:09Yes, they are.
29:10No, they're not.
29:11Have you driven one on the track?
29:15Yes, I have.
29:16How did it feel on the track?
29:18It was different on the track to on the road.
29:21I think we've got some footage, actually.
29:23Oh, Jodie, having a little bit of a run with the Stig, yeah?
29:26Yes.
29:27Who'd like to see that?
29:28No.
29:29So, let's put it, here we go.
29:31Oh, it's beautiful.
29:32That's really insane.
29:48He's got mental as...
29:50So, where did the love of cars come from?
30:08Um, I don't know.
30:09I mean, I've always been, I always rode horses my whole life,
30:13and I just, I feel that when I got behind a wheel of a really fast car,
30:19it was that kind of same adrenaline, that feeling you get when you're riding a horse
30:23and you're playing polo, and it's just a, it's a great freedom, I feel.
30:27So, no, the polo is, because the one thing that I genuinely don't understand
30:33is that they play on polo ponies.
30:35Yeah, but they can be horses.
30:36Oh, you can?
30:37It's just the name.
30:38Because I was thinking with you, it has to be a shire horse, really.
30:40Yeah, no, I've got the six-legged horse.
30:42How tall is your horse?
30:43Um, it's, you probably won't understand, but about 15'3".
30:47But that's small, I have to have 17.
30:49How do you know what 15'3 is if you don't know anything about horses?
30:51I know everything about horses.
30:53I don't know anything about polo.
30:54I have three donkeys at home.
30:56Do you?
30:57Geoffrey, Eddie, and Kristin Scott donkey.
31:00You do!
31:02I adore my donkeys, they are my life, they're everything, I just think they're fantastic.
31:07Very noisy.
31:08Depends what you do to them.
31:09I mean...
31:10Now I can tell you're chomping at the bit, and I may use a hoarse expression, to find out
31:18how you did on your Suzuki Liana lap.
31:21Yeah, I burned.
31:22Okay, because as you probably know by now, we get a celebrity every week, we put them in
31:25the same car, Suzuki Liana, star in a reasonably priced car, it's cool, and we send them around
31:29the track.
31:30Now JK is 1 minute 48, and then at the bottom we've got Richard Whiteley, who took
31:35two weeks and six days.
31:37So where do you think you're going to fit in there?
31:42I don't know.
31:43I'm seriously competitive, so I went round and round and round until I got a good time.
31:47We had a few practice laps.
31:48Yeah.
31:49Tara came.
31:50Tara Palmer Tomkinson came.
31:51I've got to beat her.
31:52You've got to beat her.
31:53She did say at one point she got distracted by, she thought she saw a good looking man,
31:57unlikely, frankly, here, and that slowed her down a bit.
32:01154, but you reckon you're going to beat her?
32:02I hope I beat Tara.
32:03Well, shall we find out, everyone?
32:05Yeah.
32:06This is Jodie's lap.
32:08Big wheel spin.
32:11Come on, little Subaru, whatever you are.
32:14Subaru.
32:15Subaru.
32:16Suzuki.
32:17That's it.
32:18Oh, that was my best one.
32:23That was the best I've ever seen anyone go round there.
32:26No smooth across the line.
32:39Right.
32:40I love people's faces at this point.
32:41Everybody comes out, I don't really care.
32:42I know you said you're a bit competitive.
32:43I'm actually nervous.
32:44You're actually nervous.
32:45You want to beat Tara?
32:46Yes.
32:471 minute 54.
32:48Yes.
32:49You beat Tara.
32:50Good.
32:51You want to beat Steve Coogan?
32:52Yeah.
32:531 minute 53.
32:54Of course.
32:55Of course.
32:56You beat Coogan.
32:57You want to beat Jamie Oliver at 1.50?
32:58Yeah.
32:59Particularly as Barry Mulline, I'm 1.50 and Gordon Ramsay's 1.50.
33:00Yeah, go on.
33:01No, I didn't.
33:02You beat that.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:04You want to beat JK?
33:05Yes.
33:06You did.
33:07No!
33:08θέλω να βαθατε Μία Καμη Oliva για 150.
33:10Στοί κλειτός βαθατε, είμαι 150 και ούτε γόντια κομμάτια.
33:13Ναι, κομμάτια.
33:16Παράγγε, κάποια.
33:18Θα πάτε να βαθατε να βαθατε.
33:19Ναι!
33:38Σε πλήτω απλά, δεν έχω πάντα, αλλά, πάντα πάντα, λοιπόν, εσύσαν 3ω από την πάντας κύριε.
33:47Δεν θα θά mechanics για chambers σε βίντεο, στη çeverm приехугεια.
33:51Λάδειτε και συolics, Εweise Mission계.
34:07Είερα, τα δύο evolvingς, με ακόμητε ο Προθυμένος,
34:10και όταν ο SAMSh sucked, αυτό είναι πως αυτά μη shadows'μάς να βοηθήσوا χ decentralίες χρ Pengθετες.
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35:27...κουτάω, με το σωδόσιο.
35:29Ήωστόσο, αν φτιάχνει τρατονες και δεν έχει πειρά τον Λιτουσό.
35:31Μπορείς, τίποτα έτσι, δεν μπορείς να το πειράψεις τι έχουν να το κάνει.
35:35Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE!
35:36Ρίχνουν, βρίζει, έτσι.
35:37Ρίχνουν ένα. Ισήκαν ένα.
35:39Σεχαλή του Αξιουσίτου, ένα σωστά βιβλιοκά βασικά.
35:40Αλλά!
35:43Καλήθα, Ριτουσίτου, αυτό είναι ίχνίδες.
35:45Ωραία.
35:46Ωραία!
36:15Οι Cuban,ралоровato, ο αλλά δεν είναι πολύ σωμα
36:19αλλά επίσης εδώ μια...
36:21δίκτια σαφήνται από το δημόσια, σωματάζει το πλαθ booty του Αντροφείρ τους
36:25πλέον το αυτό
36:27Ας πιθανούν 100 διάδες θα θα έχει το πάνω
36:31Αυτό είναι σωμανείς!
36:32Ενώ σωμανείς, βιβλικά, λέω...
36:34Ενώ σωμανει, σωμανείς, είναι ένα στους πιο ganzen θημόσων
36:36για να μάθει σε σωμαντί και να βιοχωρώτον τέσταση
36:38λοιπόν, χωρίς το καρδίξеся.
36:39Και εδώ πάνου αluτηρείς.
36:41Μόκο, είχαμε που σκοτάνει.
36:42Λ μια α 선생님.
36:45Λ ΛΕΡΙΑΛΛΕΗΕ!
36:46ΛΕΣΙΝΙΑΛΣΕΣΗ!
36:47Να είναι.
36:47ΛΕΙΑΙΝΕΛΙΑΟ.
36:49ΛΝΕΙΛΣΙΝΙΕΙΑΕΙΕΝΙ.
36:51ΛΕΣΙΕΝΙΕΝΙΕΑΟΥΙ!
36:53Ματθαίνω στην Εθναι.
36:55渡 βρίσκω Plat μια!
36:56Έχει!
36:58Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE
37:00Ριναι, ίσως είναι Αμερικα, δεν είναι.
37:02Είχα, έχω ένα περιοχοί.
37:04Ισορκοί θα πιστεύω.
37:06Ισορκοί. Ήσορκοί.
37:08Ισορκοί.
37:10Ισορκοί, νομίζω, νομίζω,
37:12μικρά ευσορία, τότε,
37:14είναι... Ρσορκοί, νομίζω,
37:16Ισορκοί, νομίζω, ίσορκοί.
37:18Ρσορκοί, νομίζω, Ισορκοί,
37:20έχουμε π Wedd.
37:43Βσορκοί,transίλ, στο regimental.
37:46ίσορκοί μπο Chile Χρυσορκοί,
37:46Мы πως δεν υπάρχουν.
37:47Но εξωσούχα σε ένα χρόνο στον όσο ιδmapειρό,
37:49Έτσι!
37:50Ή so πολύ.
37:51Ωραία για εκατοιμογύρια,
37:53έχουν βασίσει τα χωρίς σε περιοχές,
37:55αλλά, σε πέρνες αποκαεύδας,
37:56έχουν ίδια να μεταφέρει πράγματα.
37:58Σε λογα στις δεθνές ένα άλλο λόγος
38:00στις άλλο λόγος έχουν περισσότερο άλλο,
38:02σκοτέρων συσταστασσιάζει με τον ελληνικό τρόπο
38:03ονομάχος καταφέρει πάνω στον δάσκο.
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40:09Ναι, ναι, ναι.
40:11Έχει.
40:13Μπορείς να έχουμε 1.3.
40:17Και η πρόβλημα είναι ότι αν το σκόμα των πραγματικών πραγματικών,
40:22όλα τα χωρίς.
40:30Οπότε πραγματικότητα δεν θα είναι σκόμα,
40:33αλλά είναι πολύ πολύ πολύ καλύτερο.
40:36και όλοι όλοι έχεις μια μεγάλη, χωρίς αυξάρυσης
40:41να προσθέσεις σε μια στραγωγή στραγωγή.
40:45Είναι μια καλύτερη!
40:50Αυτή η κατάσταση είναι ισαν.
40:52Αλλά αυτό είναι καλύτερο,
40:53γιατί θα πρέπει να είναι ισαν να πιστεύω ένα.
40:58Δεν, πραγματικά, μπορώ να πιστεύω ότι θα πιστεύω ότι θα πιστεύω κάποιο τρόπο.
41:03Δηλαδή, έχω την κατάσταση μία χρόνια,
41:04και δηλαδή, δηλαδή, το βαλίδο.
41:06Αυτό θα πω στην πίσω της αρφαρομεοδηλίας της αρφαρομεοδηλίας.
41:11Βδηλαδή θα είναι πιο καλύτερος στην όλη Βρήκαν.
41:16Και υπάρχει περισσότερο.
41:17Αρφασάς πρέπει να πηγαίνουν πιο αρφασάς.
41:21Υπήρει 22,000 χρήματος για αυτό το χάρι,
41:24και θα πω τρία χρήματος θα πω κάτι λεπτά από μία.
41:29Αν έχετε ακόμη μόνος μόνος,
41:32Μπορεί να βοηθεί το 147 και να βοηθεί το άλλο.
41:36Το Golf, πως.
41:38Αυτή μπορεί να είναι πολύ μάθος πιο μάθος όμως αρφαλό,
41:41μεταφεύγε να είναι πίσω πίσω πίσω...
41:48Αυτό, τίποτα πίσω πίσω.
41:51Μουσική. Ωραία. Ωραία.
41:53Αντάμε, γερμή. Ωραία.
41:55Ωραία. Ωραία.
41:57Ωραία. Ωραία.
41:59Ωραία. Ωραία.
42:00ουσοί είναι σαρτάδο.
42:02ίσο ίσο. Μουσική.
42:03Αλλά, αλλά και φτιάχνει άλλα.
42:05Και το πρώτο πρώτος πρώτος είναι το βάρο.
42:08Αυτό που δεν είναι μια 3.2 λίρια σαρτάδο.
42:12Σε το χάρτ.
42:13Ήεύε με το χρόνο βίντεο.
42:15Και αν γίνει το βίντεο,
42:17και το βίντεο σκέφτος,
42:19και το χαρμό στους πίερματος,
42:21και τα διάλευση είναι ως φερράρι,
42:23και τα αλουμινινινινινινινινά.
42:24Μπορώ μλά τίποτα, συχνά καταλαβαίνον.
42:28Είναι, όχι, έχουμε ότι καταλαβαίνον να μετακατήσεις,
42:31με πολλού yat 550 μεταν από τα νερό του βάσμου,
42:34και ένοι έχω να ρίξει παίρνει,
42:36αλλά, αν θέλεσαι, έχ τους καλό λίγο το δίνον, είναι να βουν.
42:40Όταν θα κάνουμε το κατάστά τίποτα.
42:43Είστε το πρόβλημα και το χρειάζεις και χρειάζοντας σου,
42:46ποιος θα πινήσει, το γουλφ, το φοκούς, ή αλληλεσματικά, γι'ναι, αλλιώς.
42:49δεν θα το φοκούς.
42:50δεν θα το χωρίς το φοκούς.
42:51Όχι είναι χωρίς και είναι αυτός.
42:52με το βίντεο είναι το πιο γιατί είναι τραξη.
42:54φωτιά λεπτανή νιώτε σχέση, στιαστικά του γουλφυ,
42:57εεροπίζ ότι είναι αυτό.
42:57Ακούσια πώς θα οίλφυ, το γουλφυ πάντια to μηχανά ποτέ.
43:00Ποια τυ KazAhινά fabulousγουνα μου στιαστικά,
43:02Για να φτιάξω τα γαλφ, ούτε να πείτε ότι να φτιάξω το γης για το γης.
43:06Μπορεί να φτιάξω και να πάρεις με το γης και να βρέω με το γης.
43:09Λιβεραφέρα σχεδόν και δεν είναι κρύβερα, αλλά το είναι μέρος που είναι.
43:12Αυτό είναι πιστεύτε, όχι, τόσο, φτιάξτε σαν μικρά ειδιά.
43:15Πιστεύτε, αν θα είπτε μάθαι, τι θα δώσεις να είναι.
43:18Τι αλφα.
43:19Στον είναι αλφαα.
43:21Βασίδε, μια άλλη πιστευή που θα έχω να κάνω.
43:24Αβάντι!
43:25Στυγγισμό!
43:27Ωραία!
43:29Από πραγματικά, υπάρχει πραγματικά χρόνια.
43:31Τώρα, υπάρχει δύο πράγματα.
43:33Θα το αλφαίρει το ΡΡΣΦΦΟΥΣ,
43:35και θα υπάρχει κάποιες φορές στον τέλος.
43:41Ωραία!
43:43Ωραία!
43:44Ωραία!
43:45Ωραία!
43:46Ωραία!
43:47Ωραία!
43:48Ωραία!
43:49Ωραία!
43:50Ωραία!
43:51Ωραία!
43:52Ωραία!
43:53Ωραία!
43:55Τα πήγα για να φεράσουν το τέλος τέλος,
43:56όχι τεράστατε,
43:58πρώτα τεράσματα,
44:00Αυτό πάντα από τα χωρίς το τέλος,
44:01πλοιάζει το τέλος που πέντε.
44:03Θα πλασίσω τέλος τεράστατες.
44:05Θα πέντω να ξανάξω το τέλος.
44:08Ωραία!
44:10Είναι ευκολμένο πωρινά,
44:11ευκολμένο πωρινά θερασμό το τέλος,
44:14γιατί αντίοποτες χωρίς το χωρίς τέλος.
44:15Ωραία!
44:173 totally
44:22Ichhhh, π�� Save my time and it's 1 minute 35.6
44:28Which puts it sort of...
44:31You got to ignore the Ferrari, Lootonic'e
44:34the one we after are the Golf
44:37So it's 2 seconds behind that
44:392 1⁄2 and the Focus 3 seconds behind that
44:41that's quite slow
44:42Does that bother you?
44:43No, not at all
44:44Gotta still have it
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