- 4 months ago
First broadcast 2nd December 1983.
Everyone in the hut comes under suspicion when Neville has some cash stolen and Oz's watch is also taken.
Gary Holton - Wayne Norris
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Peter Birch - Herr Ulrich
Christine Garner - Ingrid
Ray Knight - Barman
Lutfi Oguz - Turk
Richard Mitchley - German Worker
Everyone in the hut comes under suspicion when Neville has some cash stolen and Oz's watch is also taken.
Gary Holton - Wayne Norris
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Peter Birch - Herr Ulrich
Christine Garner - Ingrid
Ray Knight - Barman
Lutfi Oguz - Turk
Richard Mitchley - German Worker
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21:41is on this table first thing in the morning then we'll forget about it right it'll never
21:46be mentioned again well never could i have my shirt bag please uh you know when when you finish
21:54of it lord you okay i'll live i might need stitches i'll worry about that in the morning
22:11no i'm sorry nev no ass me should apologize i was a bit pissed off because i didn't score
22:17you know i thought you said she was the type you didn't give a portion to yeah but i wish she had
22:24no hard feelings no ass me should be asking you that yeah but you're a fit joelty bastard
22:31hey i'm sorry about what was said it's all forgotten are you
22:41hard business is you know oh however if what's been taken is on that table first thing in the morning
22:51it'll be a bloody miracle
23:11i've been put back no no i didn't expect there would be you just get that hand seat though
23:32doc's not around on a saturday we'll find a private one my ghost septic
23:38thanks again doctor thank you okay yes yeah thanks i always looked he could see us he was
23:48the last now he goes off as a weekend and i must also boring paperback i must also take your details
23:54because you are a new patient oh please take a seat thank you oh you speak german no oh nine
24:08you speak very good english though i was working there au pair in kent oh you're from the north i think
24:18northeast what is it like then is it nice well no it's a pretty desperate place really i like it though
24:26okay okay your name is uh neville hope
24:37male married or single married five years nearly
24:45date of birth april 23rd 1958
24:50you marry young and address what there or here well here if you are staying i am i'm working building
25:01lake it's care of the big old building site well it's up at the north end of the city ah i know
25:08someone who is working sam he too is english oh perhaps i know him perhaps no you must come back to
25:15get out the stitches would that have to be after work oh i'll not be working with this hand okay
25:23i put you for monday afternoon at five yes fine
25:31right thanks very much how did you hurt your hand oh i hit the door i caught the metal edge
25:40you hit the door oh oh i was trying to hit a friend
25:46part of morale this you know then what morale way the morale of our hut the morale of our hut
25:54look we're not prisoners of war man keeping a stiff upper lip in the face of adversity
25:59hey you live in the dream world you do us well what i'm saying is we're all mates i mean there's a
26:03certain sort of character to our group that's it we've got character look you live with a hut full of
26:09overgrown adolescents who are either booze in our morning i mean however if you think that's
26:13character i mean no man is why be a bitter yeah but we trust each other admit it that's the point
26:19not trust in danger of evaporating with a thing like this hey i didn't know you put such drawing
26:25trust us i do that i mean without it where are we in the jungle so you're convinced that nobody in our
26:32hut's a thief huh nah when you just were having a shower went through everybody's locker hey what
26:36somebody happened hey what about all this trust you're on the boat well proves me point doesn't
26:41it hey you're a queer one you lad well not so much of it queer mate anyway cheers cheers
26:50you found nothing then oh right i'll tell you with some total of all our possessions wouldn't
26:56fetch a fort to bring in by seal my pretty threadbare bunch dennis do you think we should bring furniture
27:02with with our cushion covers you think that would be good for the morale of our hood yeah yeah you're
27:06a big daft thing you lad hey i'm sure other than what you think i was reading this spy book you lad
27:10dear where this agent coats these secret documents with his special stuff right it's unseen to the
27:15human eye but it comes up on your hand the next day so he knows which one of the passengers is taking
27:21the documents passengers ah they're all in this boat you see bound for time to yes we're in a hut man
27:26we're bound for bloody nowhere look it's just a simple lotion what oxidizes you can buy any chemist
27:31to a security store but we could coat some cash leave it lying around none of us have got any money
27:36you won't take me seriously why i want to nick this thief he took my watch in case you forgot it
27:41wasn't a very special watch was it it worked on the water done it
27:53sounds good yeah yeah how'd you fix it uh electrics it's always the same
27:58all right all right do you want to lift it to tell no not yet
28:02we'll go off for a bit all right i'll catch you later
28:13oh i thought you'd gone out i was just gonna borrow these if you don't bang like oh yeah
28:28oh wait you didn't think i was gonna i mean after what happened
28:33it's okay you're all right everyone's so suspicious of everybody else now it's pathetic
28:39is that barry yeah he's fixed the bike how'd he pay for that oh no i'm at it now
28:53so is it okay then you know to uh order these like when you're out yeah if i don't catch a cold
28:59off the headset you're all right i've never heard of half of these i don't expect you had my son
29:13it's got the bank going i'll see well it's bad time ain't it what do you put my heart
29:35been down the hospital doctors seven stitches oh yeah yeah
29:41not as much as the doctor's bill will
29:47yours ain't a very happy life is it son
29:51it's a very pretty girl at the doctor's oh yeah who was she then
29:55don't know receptionist very pretty though quite beautiful really should have stormed in there son
30:04you'll be pressing your pants for some bit of skirt no doubt
30:07no there's nothing on the horizon mate oh slipping what about that one yesterday meant to be special
30:14wasn't she yeah she was a cut above she was but i knew i'd have to be a bit slippery a bit tasty to
30:19ingratiate myself into her bed but to know about nev she made it quite clear and all that time would
30:26not improve my chances so from now on i'm sticking to her worst type of bird
30:39kind of rate your brenda
30:42it's just as well isn't it i mean what are you going to tell her you've had all your money niche
30:46you've been laid off and you fell for a beautiful bird at the doctor's that's going to cheer her up in that wind
30:50isn't it
30:54all right
30:58all right
31:10all right
31:12all right
31:18all right
31:26all right
31:45it's all better well the stitches are out should be all right good
31:48uh
31:55maybe i should make another appointment just to check it out like see it's all cleared up
32:00it is not necessary or dr miller would have said so
32:03well you can't be too careful with something like this i could turn septic
32:07uh i could come in any evening
32:21okay and now we go
32:28huh i'm going home i walk out with you oh right
32:35i'm going home i'm going to go home i'm going home i'm going home i don't know what i'm going to do
32:39You're working now?
32:45Wednesday, the doctors.
32:56Would you like your job?
32:58Just temporary job.
33:00On Wednesday you go back to work, and I no more work.
33:04No?
33:05I go to school, invention.
33:06School?
33:07University.
33:09I leave on Friday.
33:12I wish I'd went to university.
33:14Why did you not?
33:16No chance.
33:18I mean, I was good at school and that.
33:21Got some more levels.
33:23Well, woodwork in geography.
33:26But I had to leave, bring some money in the house.
33:29My mother's a witty, you see.
33:32She works like school meals, but...
33:35There's a couple of young'uns in the house apart from me.
33:38So I started my apprenticeship at 16.
33:41What?
33:43Bricklier.
33:44Ah.
33:45That is why you cannot work with bad hands.
33:47Right.
33:48Oh, is this yours?
33:49Get in.
33:50Have I give a lift to you?
33:51Oh, thanks very much.
33:52You just go down that way from...
33:53I know where I pick.
33:54I know where is it.
33:55Oh, no.
33:56Can you hear me?
33:57Well...
33:58Not where I pick.
33:59I know where it is.
34:00I know where I choose.
34:02Oh, can you aská...
34:09Ah!
34:10There goes a turk.
34:35I suppose he is the most likely suspect.
34:38It will never know us. Forget about it.
34:48I don't want to wear young Neville's off, don't you?
34:50Well, wasn't he, Joe, back to work with you?
34:52No. They said his hand hadn't healed yet.
34:55But by somebody short of cash, he's certainly dragging that injury out.
34:59Ah, I do.
35:08And that's a picture of Brenda outside her mother's.
35:15And that's another one.
35:18Oh, it's a very pretty country.
35:21This is not where you live, I think.
35:23No, that's when we were camping in the Lake District.
35:26That's Lake Huntswater in the background.
35:29The mother two's our best friends, Jean and Derek.
35:32Derek was my best man.
35:35You get married so young. You could have been only 20.
35:38I don't regret it.
35:40Well, I suppose we should have waited a bit longer
35:43until we had a bit more behind us.
35:44But that's why I'm here now for the work and the extra cash.
35:48Some of the other lads were.
35:50Seems to me they're just here to get away and enjoy themselves.
35:53Not me.
35:55Being here is a sacrifice as far as I'm concerned.
35:58You do not like Germany?
36:01Oh, no, I didn't mean that.
36:03It's just that, well, I'd rather be home.
36:07But you make a lot of money here, yes?
36:09Well, in principle, aye, but I've not had a very clever week in that department.
36:14I lost some plain cards and I had some nicked, stolen.
36:19Then I couldn't get any overtime in, because of the weather.
36:22And then I cut myself and I couldn't work anyway.
36:25You could have worked today.
36:28Your hand is quite better.
36:30Aye, well.
36:35Oh, it was your last day at work the day, wasn't it?
36:37Yes.
36:38I have much to clear away before I can leave.
36:41See, you'll not be...
36:45I mean...
36:49I don't suppose you're free?
36:51No, Neville, I'm not, I'm afraid.
36:54I go to München on Friday.
36:56Tomorrow I must pack and see family.
36:58Of course.
36:59Naturally.
37:02Right, I'll get the bill, eh?
37:07You're a very sweet person, Neville.
37:09You're very kind and very honest.
37:12Perhaps I think many of your friends are not so.
37:15Oh, I know, they're a great bunch of lads.
37:17Would they have told me they were married?
37:19Well, maybe not.
37:20Okay.
37:21I would like to give you something.
37:22There's something I should not have taken myself.
37:23Oh, no, no, Ingrid, ma'am.
37:24I can...
37:25Then give it to Brenda.
37:26Sir.
37:27Sir.
37:28Oh.
37:29Oh, no, no, Ingrid, ma'am.
37:30I can...
37:31Then give it to Brenda.
37:33Sir.
37:34Oh, no.
37:35Oh, no.
37:36No, no.
37:37No, no.
37:38No, no, no, no.
37:39Oh, man.
38:01Oh, it's you.
38:02What are you doing bursting here like Starsky and Hutch?
38:06Well, I saw your silhouette, man.
38:07I thought it was the thief.
38:08You nearly give us a heart attack.
38:11Aye, well, but this is exactly when he'd strike, you know,
38:13when we're out at work.
38:14I mean, this is when he'd have the MMO.
38:16What?
38:18Means, motive, and opportunity.
38:20You know, that's what Starsky and Hutch call it.
38:22Oh, how we, man, Oz.
38:23Just give it a rest, eh, like Dennis says.
38:25Let's go back to living a normal life, eh?
38:27No, no.
38:29But, Rankels, I'm not giving it up.
38:32All my tools.
38:38This one's well up on the list, dude.
38:43I've got me eye on this one.
38:45Shut up, man, Oz.
38:46Oh, it's all right.
38:47Man, he caught on that Starmer.
38:48Can you eye a taller?
38:49Eh?
38:50There you are.
38:51But I'm telling you, we'd be well advised to keep him under constant surveillance.
38:54Why?
38:55Just because he's a foreigner?
38:56No, not at all, not at all.
38:57Look, as far as I'm concerned, mate, there's only two blokes in this hunch which is above
39:04suspicion.
39:05Who?
39:06Well, you and me there, man.
39:07Because we're the ones that have been burglarised, aren't we?
39:08We're the victims.
39:09I mean, we've got nothing to hide, haven't we?
39:11What are you looking so cranial about, man?
39:37Back to work, aren't you?
39:38I got the letter from Brenda this morning.
39:41Come on.
39:42And?
39:43Just cancelled the bathroom tiles.
39:55Hey, Nev.
39:56Where are you off to?
39:57Oh, I'm just popping out somewhere.
39:59See you later.
40:00Hey, Nev, do you want a lift in the town?
40:02No, no thanks.
40:04Yeah, buddy, can you give me a lift?
40:06I want to go and get some.
40:07Yeah.
40:08I don't know what that is.
40:10Yeah.
40:11Yeah.
40:12How about we're going to go and get some?
40:13Yeah.
40:14I want to go and get some noise.
40:15Yeah, that's all right.
40:16I want to go and get some noise.
40:17Yeah.
40:18Why?
40:19I got a run.
40:20And well, it's, I'm not going to get some noise.
40:21Yeah, yeah.
40:23But, uh, the, uh, I love to get some noise.
42:36Look, you are the last person in the world to steal anything, right?
42:40Well, you have got money troubles.
42:42So...
42:42Shut up.
42:44So, if you're desperate enough to get him to hock, I'd like to know about it, because
42:48I'd like to help.
42:49Well, personally, I don't know anything he's got that's of any pawnable value.
42:52He still thinks I took his bloody watch.
42:54I shouldn't be a prick all your life taking our off, will you?
42:56Look, it's nobody's business putting me on.
43:00Listen, what Dennis says goes for all of us.
43:02I mean, if you're strapped to her in a jam or something, we'd like to help you out.
43:05I mean, that's the word, isn't it, lad?
43:06Absolutely.
43:07Oh.
43:08Oh.
43:09Look, we're all in your corner, kid.
43:15What it was.
43:16Look.
43:17Look, you don't have to tell him.
43:18No, let him get it up his chest, man.
43:19I met this lass, you see.
43:21Oh, nothing special.
43:23But I didn't want you to know, because I knew what you'd all think.
43:26Yeah, who was she then?
43:27Nobody you'd know.
43:29Anyway, I met her right.
43:31And when I seen her yesterday, she'd give us this present, a bit of jewelry, a keepsake, like.
43:38Then this morning, I gets a letter from Brenda, and it just brought home how short it was.
43:44Wait, how short she is, and then...
43:48So I pawned the lass's present.
43:50Oh, chum!
43:51Leave it out.
43:52I know it wasn't a very nice thing to do, but like you say, I was strapped.
43:56I got 25 quid for it, and that's nearly what I had pinched.
44:00Well, that's one way of looking at it, isn't it?
44:04Right.
44:05That's all that's sorted out.
44:07Let's all go over to the greasy spoon, eh?
44:09Drink to the satisfactory conclusion.
44:12No, it's...
44:14Hey.
44:15Good for the morale of the hood.
44:16It is.
44:20Hey, Nick.
44:22You've got to get that thing out of all.
44:23It's sentimental reasons, innit?
44:25Look, I'll loan you the Reddy's, and you can buy me back weekly if you want.
44:27Oh, no, no.
44:28No, you're all right, you're all right.
44:29How about tomorrow lunch?
44:30You on?
44:32Oh, I do feel a bit bad about it.
44:34But I couldn't give it to Brenda.
44:36Where would she think I got the money from?
44:38Later, I mean, a birthday or something.
44:40Coming in?
44:42Yeah.
44:43Cheers, mate.
44:44All right, coming down the bar.
44:46You would have liked that, Wayne.
44:48I thought you were coming, when you're coming.
44:49What are you doing?
44:50Right, listen, everybody.
44:51A toast, toast our hut.
44:55Oh, it's our hut.
44:56Oh, it's our hut.
44:57Oh, it's our hut.
44:58Oh, it's our hut.
44:59Hey, where's what's got now?
45:00What's that?
45:01Huh?
45:02Revious engagement.
45:03Said he'd be going downtown.
45:05Oh, I reckon he's after that porn somewhere again.
45:07Oh, where you are, that porn shop.
45:09He's probably rubbing us blind this very minute.
45:39Oh, my God.
45:40Oh, my God.
45:41Oh, my God.
45:42Oh, my God.
45:43Oh, my God.
45:44Oh, my God.
45:45Oh, my God.
45:46Oh, my God.
45:47Oh, my God.
45:48Oh, my God.
45:49Oh, my God.
45:50Oh, my God.
45:51Oh, my God.
45:52Oh, my God.
45:53Oh, my God.
45:54Oh, my God.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:56Oh, my God.
45:57Oh, my God.
45:58Oh, my God.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:00Oh, my God.
46:01Oh, my God.
46:02Oh, my God.
46:03Oh, my God.
46:04Oh, my God.
46:05Oh, my God.
46:06Oh, my God.
46:07Oh, my God.
46:08Oh, what's this?
46:20Let's drop this, look. This yours, then.
46:22Oh, I wish it was, boyo.
46:24Hey, dear. Look at this.
46:26Hey, somebody's touched it, Mom.
46:28I'm reading, Karen.
46:29Let's have a look.
46:32100 Alfreds?
46:33Yeah.
46:34That's worth about 25 quid, huh?
46:38Hey, close the door, will you?
46:56It's worse than the bloody Arctic.
47:01Got him.
47:02You napping lunatic. What's going on?
47:04Look at this.
47:06What's going on?
47:07What's going on?
47:08Look, last night, I coated this note with a special stuff, right?
47:11Dennis knows what I'm talking about.
47:13The next day it stains your fingers, right?
47:15Look at the evidence.
47:16What's you on about?
47:17I doctored this note, didn't I?
47:19I read the notes over there, innit?
47:21Hey, what's this?
47:23Yeah, I've got it as well.
47:25Hey, does this come out?
47:26Eh?
47:27Oh, no.
47:28I don't get this, you darn...
47:29Hey, does this come off?
47:30I've got a tattoo on me arm I don't want.
47:31Now I've got green fingers.
47:32Get it?
47:33Yeah.
47:34Get it?
47:35Yeah.
47:36Decent thing to do, wasn't it?
47:37She asked me.
47:38It's not above the sand.
47:39Go show us, then.
47:40Go show us, then.
47:41Go show us, then.
47:42Oh, no.
47:43Oh, no.
47:44Oh, no.
47:45I don't get this.
47:46Oh, no.
47:47I don't get this.
47:48Oh, no.
47:49I don't get this.
47:50Hey, does this come off?
47:51I've got a tattoo on me arm I don't want.
47:53Oh, no.
47:58Get it?
47:59Yeah.
48:00Decent thing to do, wasn't it?
48:01She asked me.
48:02It's not above the sand.
48:04Go show us, then.
48:23Then a pint with the boys in a bar full of noise.
48:27That's living all right.
48:29That's living all right.
48:31Working all day for a pittance of pay.
48:34They're blowing over on Saturday night.
48:38And you kiss the dames, but you don't ask their names.
48:42That's living all right.
48:46Working in the sun, clunky schnapps having fun.
48:49That's living all right.
48:51That's living all right.
48:53Then a night in the town, spreading it around.
48:56That's living all right.
48:58That's living all right.
49:00Working all day for a packet of pay.
49:04I'd send a little back to the world.
49:08Still you keep a little here just to keep you in beer.
49:11That's living all right.
49:15Yeah, you play the game, then it's happy to say.
49:19That's living all right.
49:20That's living all right.
49:23Tell them a lie, with a glimpse in your eye.
49:26Cause tomorrow you'll be back on the site.
49:30And you kiss the dames, but you don't ask their names.
49:34That's living all right.
49:38Yeah, you play the game, then it's happy to say.
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