- 4 months ago
First broadcast 12th May 2002.
There is a major financial hiccough with the project when the buyer falls through, Barry gets suspicious about his business partner, Neville causes problems when he speaks to a journalist and Oz gets a big surprise when he goes to see his son perform in a club.
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris
Bill Nighy - Jeffrey Grainger
Julia Tobin - Brenda Hope
Branka Katic - Tatiana Taylor
Dragan Micanovic - Kadi
Mark Stobbart - Rod Osborne
John Kazek - Yorgo
Emily Bruni - Sarah
Jeff Nuttall - Lord Wharfdale
Ian Embleton - Malcolm Renshaw
Ruth Millar - Nicki Myles
Michael Angelis - Mickey Startup
Mary Cunningham - Mrs. Platt
Alan Igbon - Addey
Alan Stocks - D.I. Ingham
Ian Curtis - D.S. Flint
Ron Donachie - Calhoun
Zelda Tinska - Irena
Aleksandar Mikic - Dhori
Georgina Lightning - Lainie Proudfoot
Mato Cook - Paulie
Gordon Tootoosis - Joe Saugus
Veronica Twidle - Olive
Paul Palance - Drunk 1
Martin McGlade - Drunk 2
Russell Barr - Barmaid
Petar Vidovic - Lev
Danielle Davison - Debbie Hope
Mark Phillips - Labourer
Richard Alan Reid - Giles
There is a major financial hiccough with the project when the buyer falls through, Barry gets suspicious about his business partner, Neville causes problems when he speaks to a journalist and Oz gets a big surprise when he goes to see his son perform in a club.
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris
Bill Nighy - Jeffrey Grainger
Julia Tobin - Brenda Hope
Branka Katic - Tatiana Taylor
Dragan Micanovic - Kadi
Mark Stobbart - Rod Osborne
John Kazek - Yorgo
Emily Bruni - Sarah
Jeff Nuttall - Lord Wharfdale
Ian Embleton - Malcolm Renshaw
Ruth Millar - Nicki Myles
Michael Angelis - Mickey Startup
Mary Cunningham - Mrs. Platt
Alan Igbon - Addey
Alan Stocks - D.I. Ingham
Ian Curtis - D.S. Flint
Ron Donachie - Calhoun
Zelda Tinska - Irena
Aleksandar Mikic - Dhori
Georgina Lightning - Lainie Proudfoot
Mato Cook - Paulie
Gordon Tootoosis - Joe Saugus
Veronica Twidle - Olive
Paul Palance - Drunk 1
Martin McGlade - Drunk 2
Russell Barr - Barmaid
Petar Vidovic - Lev
Danielle Davison - Debbie Hope
Mark Phillips - Labourer
Richard Alan Reid - Giles
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00:01So we formed a partnership to pull down the transporter.
00:04Started to get the feel of being gaffers,
00:06because the workforce was Serbs and Kossos,
00:09at each other's throats from day one.
00:11That's what happens when you don't ask too many questions.
00:14Didn't ask Moxie enough either.
00:16Or might have known about a Liverpool thug called Mickey Startup.
00:20The closing ceremony of the bridge gave us a chance to see Barry's Russian missus,
00:25the titillating Tatiana.
00:27Oz got a closer look at her later that night.
00:31And her brother Caddy.
00:33A sister of two of the Kossos showed up,
00:36and Nev became a knight in shining armour.
00:39Someone else showed up too.
00:41Mickey Startup's hitman, Teddy Platt.
00:44But something happened to her,
00:46and we've no idea what.
00:57And his worth was there for a while.
00:58So killing her.
00:59He was the member of the country.
01:00He took on stage...
01:02And was that great?
01:03And is the kanske sudden name?
01:05It's beautiful.
01:06I'm feeling good.
01:07And pretty much like it would tell me everything.
01:09And we lost my name in the Ring.
01:11And then my brother I picked up here...
01:12Now I cater my name and bring this round.
01:16If I watch, I'm really sorry.
01:18I just want to know where i mean.
01:20Let's go.
01:50I don't think it's going to be a cool way to go.
02:20Well, let's talk of it, sure.
02:22Have you heard anything more about it?
02:24Nope.
02:26No shipping instructions.
02:28Just an ominous silence.
02:31If this all goes pay-shaped,
02:33what am I gonna do with a bridge?
02:37There's always plenty of mugs around.
02:39Sure they've sold the Brooklyn Bridge more than once, eh?
02:50You can turn that shirt off for the start.
03:00Who are you?
03:01This is the Kosovan girl.
03:02One who came looking for her brothers.
03:04The lads put her in the motel last night.
03:06Why?
03:07Well, she had a scare.
03:08She thought this bloke was after her.
03:09It turned out it was after Moxie.
03:11The time we had a word with Moxie,
03:13there was something weird going on with that one, lad.
03:16Moxie's Moxie, eh?
03:18So, Raina's here to make herself useful,
03:20because she'd go stir-crazy back at the robot motel.
03:23Well, she can hardly stay at that rat hole where the workers live.
03:26Have you talked to your pal Granger about that?
03:28No, I didn't.
03:29We ended up talking about other things.
03:31Get out on the wrong side of the bed, did we?
03:34Bed?
03:35I've not had any sleep.
03:37I drove straight back here from London.
03:39And any more of your lip,
03:40and you can get your arse back down there, alright?
03:48Where did you get it?
04:01There was a bloke sticking them up,
04:03far side of the river.
04:04Look at that.
04:05My son.
04:06Brodo's born.
04:07One week only.
04:08Did he mention this to you?
04:10Well, he said he'd been playing an occasional gig.
04:13Hey, we've got to go and see him.
04:15Ah, of course.
04:16Oh, aye, aye.
04:17Where's the taboo club?
04:19There's plenty more.
04:20Oh, big time.
04:21Hey.
04:26Oh.
04:27Thanks, Raina.
04:28Look, there's nothing more for you to do around here, pet.
04:30I'd like to go where my brothers live.
04:32Clean and freshen it up.
04:33Buy them some food.
04:35I could do with a woman's touch.
04:37Here, why don't I drive Raina down the supermarket?
04:41She can get loaded up.
04:42Well, if you've got nothing else to do now.
04:45Mm-hmm.
04:48You know which is my car.
04:49I'll see you out there.
04:50Since I came here,
04:51you have always been so nice to me.
05:00What's the matter?
05:01It's just a decent thing to do, isn't it?
05:03Look, ma'am, we got rid of that Lorraine lassie
05:05because she wasn't good with your blood pressure.
05:07What are you talking about?
05:08You know what I'm talking about, man.
05:10This foreign lassie with her big puppy dog eyes
05:12and her sexy accent.
05:14Oh, no, it's my knight in shining arming.
05:16It's not about that.
05:18A word to the wise, Nev.
05:20You've seen her brothers.
05:21I wouldn't go there far, was you?
05:23Fool.
05:24Absolutely, you're Cusovan.
05:25Like you're Sicilian or you're Corsican.
05:27Besmirch the family on her.
05:30They'll have your dick in a pickle jar.
05:32Just sod off, Oz.
05:35So, why would this start-up club send somebody after you?
05:44It's a long story, Dennis.
05:46We're not going anywhere.
05:50I was working for the police.
05:52Oh, hell yeah.
05:54I was.
05:55Straight up honest.
05:57See, I was on the inside.
05:59I had this job in start-ups club, so the police gave me the combination to his safe.
06:04Why?
06:05They wanted evidence on unlawful deeds.
06:08You know, documents, records.
06:10They didn't give a dog's bollock about the cash.
06:12Cash?
06:13You took some cash?
06:15It's just sitting there, Dennis.
06:17You know, brown bag cash.
06:19Nothing that's going to show up on anyone's tax return.
06:22How much was that?
06:24I don't know.
06:25I never counted it.
06:26Just took enough to cover me state money for the job up here with you lot.
06:30Hey, what's really amazing is this Irina's on the run from start-up and all.
06:35It's not that surprising, really.
06:37You see, start-up's the top man for black labour in the north.
06:40The Cossos were fresh off the boat, weren't they?
06:43And this bridge is a big job.
06:45It's you as goons are after.
06:46You should lay low for a bit, stay in the motel, and don't show your face.
06:50Hey, bomb.
06:51I'm always on my flaming home.
06:53What was the great thing about this gig?
06:55You know, seeing old mates, camaraderie.
06:58And now you want us to all up on me tods.
07:01It's got a vending machine full of Mars bars, Sky One, UK gold, somebody like you, man.
07:06That's luxury.
07:10Got a point there, Dad.
07:28Mac-man are you, Oz?
07:29What printing system do you use?
07:30Nine.
07:31That's eBay, innit?
07:32I bought a guitar through them.
07:33Fender Strap.
07:34You buying or selling?
07:35Never mind your own business.
07:36You alright, mate?
07:37There might be a bit of a hiccup on the sale of the bridge.
07:44Now, it's not definite yet, so don't go opening your yap to the rest of the lads.
07:47Nah, of course not.
07:48You'll be alright, though, won't you?
07:49I mean, you've got this old disc jockey thing pegged, haven't you?
07:50Everything's rocking for you, isn't it?
07:51Yeah, well, I wouldn't exactly say that.
07:52I mean, I'm not some fat boy, slim superstar.
07:53I may have exaggerated a bit.
07:54What do you mean, exaggerated?
07:55I mean, you've got a bit of a hiccup on the sale of the bridge.
07:57Now, it's not definite yet, so don't go opening your yap to the rest of the lads.
08:01Nah, no, no.
08:02Of course not.
08:03You'll be alright, though, won't you?
08:05I mean, you've got this old disc jockey thing pegged, haven't you?
08:08Everything's rocking for you, isn't it?
08:10Yeah, well, I wouldn't exactly say that.
08:13I mean, I'm not some fat boy, slim superstar.
08:18I may have exaggerated a bit.
08:20What do you mean, exaggerated?
08:24You know, coloured things.
08:27Is that a pun?
08:30Does my skin bother you?
08:32Didn't be daft, man.
08:33My team plays in black and white, don't they?
08:35I've just got a thing about companies.
08:37Yeah, well, this one sold everything he had.
08:39A couple of Yamahas and my car.
08:42What did you do that for?
08:47Tell you the truth, I wanted to turn my life around.
08:49Ain't been too brilliant so far.
08:57So, if it does fall through, where does that leave us?
09:01Out of pocket.
09:04And in the shit.
09:06You are the only one of them.
09:08I'm going to hear from you.
09:10I'm going to sleep for you.
09:12What was that?
09:13All right.
09:14My friend, oh, did we wake you?
09:36Yes, she did, actually.
09:38Oh.
09:41What's going on?
09:42Well, I had to go into the factory.
09:46It's a nice kimono.
09:48I buy it for him in a Bond street.
09:50Makes him look slim.
09:52Never mind about that.
09:54Why'd you have to go into work at such an unearthly hour?
09:56You should be pleased he worked so hard for us.
09:59He's a good boy.
10:02Buddy, you want a line?
10:06Er, no, no, no, thank you.
10:08I've got to drive up north early in the morning.
10:10That stuff will have me walking on the ceiling.
10:13No, I shall make myself a nice cup of aval tine.
10:16I've got to drive up.
10:32Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:34Hey.
10:36Oh.
10:36Oh.
10:38Hey.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Yeah.
10:46Better wear this, Barry.
10:50Oh, it's all, Bob.
10:53What the hell?
10:54What was that?
10:55What's going on?
10:57A flipping rivet.
10:59Oh, it's a wall up there, boy-o.
11:01Could you hope they haven't got bazookas?
11:03They're probably on order.
11:05Right, yeah, well, I'd better move the car.
11:11Is it water young?
11:12Aye, Kenny.
11:14So, are you going to see anything?
11:16Barry.
11:17What about?
11:18Well, what happened?
11:19Oh, what's this?
11:21Well, I saw Barry's old lady getting groped the other night,
11:24and I think she might be having it away behind his back.
11:27Who do you mean me?
11:28Who with?
11:28A brother.
11:30Except for certain parts of Shropshire, that's illegal, isn't it?
11:34Well, maybe he's not a brother, yeah?
11:36Either way, Barry's being made a dick of.
11:39Bomber out to hear that.
11:40Bloody good bloke is Barry.
11:42Absolutely.
11:43Aye.
11:44You're positive you saw what you saw?
11:46I mean, it could have been innocent, you know.
11:47Er, Dan, does this look brotherly?
11:49Because this is what I saw.
11:51And he's knee up there,
11:53and he got his hands all over at Jaxie,
11:54and then he was grappling with that jug,
11:56he was giving them a squeeze,
11:58and then his tongue coming,
11:59and there was that.
11:59Oh, I get the picture.
12:00Thanks, Oz.
12:01Oh, yes.
12:02What's going on?
12:04Just, er, touch of cabin fever.
12:06Ha, ha.
12:07Everything all right, Barry?
12:09No, not really.
12:12A few problems at home, actually.
12:22Oh, what kind of problems are, son?
12:24I think something's going on behind me back.
12:31It's a horrible feeling.
12:33Because I'm a very trusting person, mate.
12:35Trust?
12:36Ha, ha.
12:37We've all been victims of trust.
12:42Look,
12:42First thing is,
12:44it's...
12:45It's be brother-in-law.
12:48Caddy.
12:50Family?
12:51Well, I hope to say, buddy,
12:52I never liked the look of them
12:53from the first time I clapped eyes on them that night.
12:55When do you first suspect something?
12:58Well, I've had nagging doubts for a while.
13:01You know, little things that they accumulate.
13:04Strange things in the night and that.
13:07In your own guff?
13:10No.
13:10In the warehouse.
13:15They do it in the warehouse?
13:17Yeah.
13:18Are you going to say something to your wife?
13:20Well, I don't...
13:21I don't really want to involve Tatio, don't I?
13:23Well, it have to, sooner or later.
13:25I mean, I turned a blind eye to the situation
13:27with my second wife.
13:28By the time I confronted her,
13:30it was too late.
13:31She was living with a spot welder in Bladen.
13:33I'm not talking about me marriage, Dennis.
13:37You're not?
13:39Of course not.
13:40But if I gave you that idea.
13:43Well, we're just...
13:44Well, what's Tatiana got to do with larders?
13:47I'm talking about Caddy and his crew of Ivans.
13:50I'm sure they're up to some smuggling scam.
13:52I'm telling you, some of those cars
13:53have been back and forth more than once.
13:56Oh, right.
13:57Well, do you think it's, like, drugs?
14:02Well, maybe, or it could be money, or icons.
14:07Well, he says,
14:09there's another load being air freighted in this week.
14:12So, I'll...
14:13I've a good mind to be there
14:15when it comes to me warehouse, yeah.
14:18Secreted secretly in the dark.
14:19It's a bit risky, mate.
14:21You know, if I see you, it might turn a bit nasty.
14:24Why don't we come with you?
14:25Aye.
14:26Back up, like.
14:26What?
14:27Would, yeah.
14:28Time like this.
14:29Bloke needs his mates.
14:30Right, Lance?
14:31Absolutely.
14:33Right, then.
14:33What sort of music does your boy sing?
14:51No idea.
14:53I mean, when he was a band,
14:54it was Duran Duran.
14:55Oh, they've grown out of that, hopefully.
14:58Well, it could have been worse.
14:59Could have been the Spandau Ballet.
15:01All right.
15:02Yeah, they're not yours, nah.
15:04Well, how do you know?
15:05Ah, I can usually such a bloke's musical taste, mate.
15:08What a way, then, bollocks.
15:10You've only known me for five bloody minutes, lad.
15:12There's no way you can tell what I like to listen to.
15:14Come on, have a go.
15:15I will.
15:15Oh, yeah, now.
15:16All right, all right.
15:18Early Stones,
15:20The Clash,
15:22Clapton,
15:23and a sprinkling of C&W.
15:25Yeah, it's been fun of the mortis, boy.
15:28He's been in me gaff-rifling through me CDs.
15:30No, I haven't, mate.
15:32No, I haven't.
15:33All right, then, Dennis.
15:34All right, come on.
15:35All right, then.
15:36Otis Redding.
15:37Yeah.
15:38Aretha.
15:39Aretha?
15:40Yeah, Aretha.
15:41Marvin Gaye.
15:42And you've got a soft spot for Rod Stewart,
15:44but only when you're at the karaoke pissed.
15:46Ha!
15:47Hey, I can't argue with that.
15:48You're a high spot, all that.
15:50What about me?
15:51Oh, you're easy.
15:51You're easy.
15:52Abba and Aka Bilk.
15:54And you're up.
15:55Yeah.
15:55You're up.
15:56What about Nev?
15:57Nev?
15:58Ah, that's my roast music, I reckon.
16:00Get it with you.
16:01My roast music, the Smith, the cult, Depeche Mode, music to slash your wrist by.
16:05Bloody, that's not me at all.
16:07No, no.
16:08These days, Nev likes watching Destiny's Child videos, doesn't he?
16:12Ooh.
16:12Ooh.
16:13Ooh.
16:14Oh, man.
16:15Ben.
16:15He loves my...
16:16Oh, man.
16:16Oh, man.
16:16Oh, man.
16:17Oh, man.
16:17Oh, man.
16:17Oh, man.
16:18Oh, man.
16:18Oh, man.
16:19Hey, county place.
16:26How many women are old?
16:27Hey, I want to pull a gear, Nevillad.
16:29Leave it out, Dennis.
16:30I'll just see it.
16:31There's a couple at the bar.
16:34Hey, you look blind.
16:36It's gay.
16:37It's what?
16:38It's a gay club.
16:41What in Spennymore?
16:42I think he's right.
16:43You know, there's two fellas there dancing together.
16:46Nobody's pinched mama's arse.
16:47There's your youngin' now about all this.
16:51Well, he'll not be arse, will he?
16:53Club's a club.
16:54A gig's a gig.
16:55Even if it's full of pillow biters.
16:58Hey.
17:11You don't have to say you love me.
17:15You must be the support act.
17:28I can't help but love you.
17:30But believe me.
17:32Run, get it, go!
17:33Do you need a drink?
17:47You're here.
17:51You're a triple please.
17:53Triple what?
17:55Anything.
17:55And now you've gone away.
18:02Which is good.
18:04Don't you see?
18:06Isn't it?
18:08Yeah, yeah.
18:09No question.
18:09It could be dusty out there.
18:16I'm a beautiful run.
18:17That I have to follow you and beg you to come home.
18:29You don't have to say you love me.
18:33Just be close at hand.
18:36I didn't realise you were out there.
19:00No, I thought I'd surprise you.
19:03Turned out the other way around, eh?
19:08Star's dressing room, eh?
19:09Yeah.
19:11Shirley Bassey played here years ago.
19:13What, the real Shirley Bassey?
19:15Or some pit yakker in a dress?
19:17The real one.
19:20Can you sit down?
19:21No, no.
19:22I'm quite alright over here, thank you.
19:24You want a drink?
19:26Oh, you don't, do you?
19:27Oh, I've had a couple of nights, son.
19:29Shocked of the system, was it?
19:30Shocked of the system?
19:32I was poor, laxed, man.
19:36Mind it, it's a canny act, though.
19:38You know.
19:40And that's all it is, isn't it?
19:42I mean, an act, it's a gimmick.
19:44Doesn't mean to say that you're, uh, uh, thing.
19:48Gay?
19:49Nah, doesn't mean that at all.
19:50I am gay.
19:54Oh, hell's bollocks.
19:56Well, is it permanent?
19:57I mean, could this not just be a phase?
19:59I've known since I was 14.
20:01And it wasn't because I didn't have a dad around,
20:02so don't start putting yourself through that guilt trip.
20:05Guilt?
20:05Ah, blame your mother.
20:07It was her what panned out your every whim.
20:09Are we talking about the same woman here?
20:10Well, it was her what paid for you to have ice skating lessons, wasn't it?
20:13When every other normal bim was kicking a ball about.
20:16In fact, now I come to think on,
20:17didn't you used to have a poster of Toval indeed
20:19and stuck onto your bedroom wall, lad?
20:22Maybe you'd better leave.
20:23Aye, I think maybe it's a bit of a heart.
20:26I'll kind of get me head around this.
20:42He's not gay.
20:44He thinks he is, but he's not.
20:46No, it's just like exhibitionism, isn't it?
20:49Like a cry for attention.
20:52Exactly.
20:54Would it matter if he was?
20:56Well, it would to me.
20:58Well, even if he is.
20:59He's not.
21:00He can't be.
21:01There's never been a huckle in the Osborne family,
21:03and we can trace our lineage all the way back to the Second World War.
21:06Now, end the subject.
21:09Right?
21:10Fine.
21:10Fine.
21:11Of course.
21:13It's always been the tunnel, not the funnel.
21:15Excuse me.
21:37Do you work here?
21:38Well, I work with Bridge North, yeah.
21:41So you're one of the bosses?
21:43Sort of.
21:44I'm Nicky Miles.
21:46Never hope.
21:48Sad to see the old bridge come down.
21:50Yeah, well, good for the area in the long run, though.
21:53How many men do you use on a job of this scale?
21:56About 50, more or less.
21:58I suppose in this day and age not many of them are British?
22:01Not really.
22:02But why are you asking exactly?
22:03I'm researching an article.
22:05Foreign nationals in the workforce.
22:06Well, most of the lads are here to improve their lives, you know.
22:09I went through the same thing myself.
22:11Working in Germany, Spain, Kazakhstan even.
22:13Gosh, fantastic.
22:16Nah.
22:17I wasn't the work at home.
22:19So where do your workers come from?
22:21The Balkans.
22:22A lot of them are war victims.
22:24Lost homes, families.
22:26There's this lass of rain have been telling me stuff.
22:28Really?
22:29It would be fantastic if I could talk to her.
22:31It's Neville, isn't it?
22:32Well, maybe I could arrange something.
22:46He's on till the end of the week.
22:48What?
22:50Your son.
22:51Why'd you take the poster down?
22:53Nothing to do with me.
22:55I have no son.
22:57Yeah, and I have no dad, but I bet if I did,
22:59he wouldn't give me any grief about my sexual persuasion.
23:01Oh, oh, oh.
23:02Your dad?
23:03Your dad shagged more birds than Mick Jagger, man.
23:06He'd be devastated if you were a puff.
23:08I bet he wouldn't.
23:09Er, you're forgetting something, son.
23:11I knew him.
23:12You didn't.
23:12I heard you hadn't seen Rod in years.
23:19Not my fault.
23:21Maybe, maybe not.
23:22But if you leave it like this,
23:23how many years do you think it'll be
23:24before you see him again?
23:27Who in the name of Shady do you think you're talking to, lad?
23:30Eh?
23:30You little pipsqueak!
23:31You little pipsqueak!
24:01Daddy!
24:08Oh, yeah!
24:10What do you mean you're not coming?
24:26It was all agreed.
24:28Hey, Barry's got real problems here, you know us.
24:30We've all got problems, Dennis.
24:32You mean you're young and late?
24:33What's going on, Teddy, Ben?
24:36Didn't I tell you that wasn't to be mentioned, eh?
24:39May I offer a word on the subject, Oz?
24:42It's all right.
24:43You know, lots of men like dressing up.
24:45It doesn't mean they're necessarily otherwise inclined, you know.
24:48I mean, take my cousin Edmund.
24:50Every chance he gets,
24:51he likes to walk around the house in panties,
24:53he's got to run a bustier.
24:54But his father had four children,
24:56and he drives a dinkum digger on the marcher-wise.
24:58There you go.
25:00Well, I'm thrilled by your cousin, Barry,
25:02but the subject's closed.
25:03Now, I have to go,
25:04because Granger's up tonight,
25:05and I need to see him.
25:07There's something wrong, lad.
25:09Just the usual horse shit,
25:10but I'll deal with it.
25:12There's something we don't know!
25:13Where is he?
25:23Oz?
25:23How about hello?
25:25Hello.
25:26Where is he?
25:27He's not here.
25:28It's been a change of plan.
25:30Could you not have run?
25:32Saved me dragging me arse over here.
25:33I thought we might have a drink.
25:35Was that so awful?
25:38Oh, no, no.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:41I'm sorry.
25:41It's just been a right bastard of a week, that's all.
25:46Open warfare on this site.
25:48Your boss trying to shaft me on this bridge deal.
25:51And then there's me son.
25:54Madam?
25:55I'll have another story on the rocks.
25:56No problem.
25:57Same for you, Oz?
26:00Yeah, why not?
26:05You're looking very snazzy.
26:07You're not looking too shabby yourself, but...
26:10I was in London.
26:10Had a little splurge at Harvey Nicks.
26:15Well, I suppose we could have a bite.
26:16I've got me tie on so I could get past Saddam Hussein on the door there.
26:20We could.
26:21Not fast.
26:25We could just have a couple of drinks and go to bed.
26:28Could we have another ball of twiglets first?
26:34We could just have a madness.
26:35Yeah.
26:38Wait.
26:40We could have a finish.
26:54We could have a face to be in a way of food.
26:56Ah.
26:56Good job.
26:57Let's go.
27:27Oh, dear Harry, mate.
27:38Oz?
27:46What?
27:48No, I don't, pet.
27:50And I'd rather you didn't.
27:52Forgive me.
27:53It was my room and my bed.
27:56Just trying to save your life.
27:58Thank you, darling.
28:04So was bed part of the deal with Granger?
28:07No.
28:08Well, it was at the beginning.
28:11He even took me on vacation to Mauritius.
28:14Only spotted a paparazzi with very long lens,
28:16focused on my very bare breasts and totally freaked.
28:18The next BA back to Heathrow.
28:21Since then, sex, fortunately, hasn't been an issue.
28:27Why has he been avoiding me?
28:29He doesn't like telling people what they don't want to hear.
28:32Well, I've got to see him.
28:35Do you know where he is?
28:37I do, but I wanted you to wheedle it out of me.
28:41Oh, good grief.
28:43I've wheedled you for two hours, man.
28:45He's staying at Lord Wharfdale's.
28:47He'll be on his grass more in the morning.
28:50Right.
28:50How are we down there?
29:03Oh.
29:03I thought they'd never go.
29:24My joints have seized them.
29:26You sure you didn't just turn the plane down to this, Barry?
29:28I mean, the way you live, can't we all down to flogging packets?
29:31Something out of here?
29:32Shut me.
29:33I've always kept my end of things totally legit, Dennis.
29:36I'd open my books to anybody.
29:38Inland Revenue, VAT, anybody.
29:45You haven't noticed any cocaine around the house?
29:48Only what we have on the weekends.
29:50What?
29:50You're using you!
29:51All right, no need to be so self-righteous about it, Dennis.
29:54You were shown from the dealer around till recently.
29:56Aye, but I don't do it.
29:57Well, I only have the odd toot since I met Tetyana.
30:00It's not like I've got a habit or anything.
30:02There's a little bit of Charlie before the knee's up.
30:04And you never asked where he came from?
30:05I assumed it was local, Mom.
30:11I've been a prat.
30:12I know that.
30:13I'm not going to do anything about it till I've talked to those with Tetyana.
30:23Should we tell him the rest?
30:25No.
30:26He's got enough to take him for one night, Pomer.
30:28Oh, my God!
30:29Shh!
30:29Shh!
30:37Get down!
30:38Get down!
30:38Get down!
30:38Get down!
30:40Get down!
30:40Hey, Polly.
31:05You gotta pick your granddad up because his car's in the shop again.
31:11That's okay.
31:12I have something for it.
31:13You do?
31:14Yep.
31:15Do I get to see it?
31:16Nope.
31:17It's a secret.
31:18No.
31:19That's not fair.
31:35Hey, Dad.
31:50Hey, Randa.
31:55So, how's business?
31:57We're down to busing seniors from Clemson.
32:00Not exactly high rollers.
32:02I've got the soft internet for you, Randa.
32:15Where's my lad?
32:17What lad?
32:18Teddy Platt.
32:19And he was working for you because he told me.
32:21Do him, what?
32:22Well, nothing legal, that's for sure.
32:23I'm not an idiot.
32:24Most of the time he lies around on his arse,
32:26but he bought me a posh bungalow in Woolton and this fair coat.
32:29But he's mad, eh?
32:30Yes, he does.
32:31And he never fails to call.
32:32And Sunday was my birthday.
32:33Happy birthday.
32:34Piss off.
32:35What have you done with him?
32:37Look, I'd like to talk to him as well.
32:40Where was he when you last spoke to him?
32:42He was in Rotten Middlesbrough.
32:44He said to me,
32:45I always thought we was working class, ma'am.
32:47But now that I've seen this place, I realise we're middle class.
32:50And those were the last words he said to me.
32:52So, er, what got you onto this story then, Nicky?
33:13This guy came to the paper, looking for money.
33:16He was a driver.
33:17Used to ferry bodies over from the continent.
33:19£100 a head.
33:20Sometimes made up to £3,000 a trip.
33:22This lass arena told me they'd paid an advance in Greece,
33:26six days in a truck,
33:28then the balance when they got to the UK.
33:30I can't wait to meet her.
33:31And you've been terribly sweet arranging this for me
33:33and picking me up from the hotel.
33:44So how long have you been in England, Irina?
33:45One month.
33:46I came here with my brothers.
33:48She lost another brother in the war.
33:50And her dad.
33:51Neville, would you mind?
33:54So you lost your family in the war?
33:56And my home.
33:57It's terrible.
33:58And you had to pay to get to Britain?
33:59Yes, all the money we had.
34:01And when you arrived here, where'd she go first?
34:03Liverpool.
34:04This man, he wanted me to become a prostitute.
34:08Who the shit you are?
34:09It's all right.
34:10She's a journalist.
34:11She go. She go now.
34:12And you are?
34:13You don't ask me that.
34:14That's my property.
34:15You've got no rights.
34:16Aye, there's no need for that.
34:17Why?
34:18You talk to this woman, you stupid bitch!
34:20Hey, you can knock that off!
34:22Hey!
34:23Hey!
34:24Hey!
34:25Hey!
34:26Hey!
34:27Come on!
34:28Come on!
34:29Hey, come on!
34:30Get in the car!
34:31Get in the car!
34:32Get in the car!
34:33Get in the car!
34:34Get back on the car!
34:35I'm following the police!
34:36I'm following the police now!
34:38Oh, very good.
34:39Very good for you.
35:00Is that one of your tabs, Wartail?
35:06No!
35:07Could be one of those animal rights activists!
35:10Oh, Zaya, I never imagined this was your sport!
35:14No!
35:15Doping whoopages more melee, eh?
35:17Seriously, what are you doing here?
35:20You could have got yourself killed!
35:21You promised me an answer!
35:23As I said, we're still talking!
35:25Well, you've not been talking to me, Jeffrey!
35:27I've left messages on your machine, at your office, with Sarah!
35:31Now, I want to know, and I want to know now!
35:33Is this Malaysian deal kaput?
35:35Well, the indications are...
35:37Yes!
35:38Yes!
35:39Or no?
35:40Yes!
35:41Yes!
35:42You've screwed us, Jeffrey, didn't you?
35:44Ah!
35:45You sucked us in, and then you hung us out to dry!
35:47Why don't you point that somewhere else?
35:49It's loaded!
35:50Oh, really?
35:51Is everything alright over there?
35:53Shut your mouth, twat!
36:07Who's idea bring press peoples here?
36:11We don't know what you're talking about!
36:14Your asshole friend does!
36:16You solve this problem, or I tell you what!
36:18I take my labour, they walk!
36:20You've got a contract, chummy!
36:22Piss on contract!
36:23I don't need this shit!
36:25You get British worker, yes, eh?
36:27Drink tea, scratch balls, cost you three times more money!
36:37You've been talking to the press, Neville!
36:39Look, I didn't invite her here!
36:41Oh, it was a she, wasn't it?
36:43Where did you take her to the digs?
36:45I should have found out easy enough just by asking around!
36:49Our mistake was not moving them somewhere decent like we promised!
36:53Piss is on the blower, wants us to meet him at the pub at 11th!
36:55Oh, but...
36:56Oh, bloody hell, what now?
36:58I don't know, but he obviously feels we need a drink with it!
37:01Maybe English heritage have declared the Bridger National Monument
37:03and want us to put the stinking thing back up again?
37:06Gives me the bloody paper, all this uncertainty,
37:08showing and fratting, I'm telling you!
37:10Thanks, Olive.
37:12Thanks, Olive.
37:13Thanks, Olive.
37:15Yeah, I'll bet.
37:16Cheers.
37:17Put the cheese on, I won't tell.
37:21Look, I cannot sugarcoat this, lads.
37:24The sale of the bridge is falling through.
37:27What?
37:29It can't, man!
37:31Oh, right from the start, that was always going to be our...
37:34Our big payday, Nev, yes, I know.
37:36Well, it's gone west and was stuffed.
37:38And we lost everything!
37:40No, Granger suggested we get the steel smelted down in Poland,
37:43because foundries are cheaper there, apparently.
37:47And then we'll just have to see what we'll get in the open market for scrap steel.
37:52And how much is scrap steel fetching on the open market?
37:56If you don't mind me asking.
37:58Well, that varies.
37:59I mean, optimistically, looking at the tonnage we've got,
38:02we might get 80 grand back, less the cost of shipping it to Gdansk.
38:07Aye, and that'll cost, well, let's say another 20 grand.
38:11Yeah.
38:12We're going to end up with less than our initial stake.
38:15I can't believe this, you know.
38:17This was meant to change everything.
38:19We're going to end up broking them away.
38:21All right, Nev, look, don't bloke Gasky, you know.
38:23It's not helping, man.
38:24It's easy for you to say it, Dennis.
38:26You haven't had the risk of penny.
38:27The rest of us covered your nuts.
38:28You know, I wondered how long it would take for one of you to throw that back in me face.
38:31Calm down.
38:33Calm down, Dent.
38:34I mean, we wanted you in, didn't we?
38:36If we had to do it again, we'd do the same thing.
38:38Yeah, yeah, of course we would.
38:40Don't say nothing here, Oz.
38:44We were out of our death from the start, weren't we?
38:47Kidding ourselves up to be gaffers.
38:49Listen, I got yous all into this.
38:51You know, it was my idea, my big vision for the future.
38:56So whatever we get up the scrap, I'm going to waive my cut.
39:00All right?
39:01No, no, no.
39:02Or if you prefer, I'll go and chuck myself off what's left of that bridge.
39:06No, no.
39:07I mean, we all came into this with our eyes open.
39:11And there's always risk in any business venture.
39:14At least you got some cushion, Barry.
39:17Don't you be so sure, Junior.
39:19You think your business is on solid foundation, but you find out it's built on sand?
39:23Or snow, and your kiss.
39:26Our mutual friend Yorgo said I might find yous here.
39:32You're a bit cheesers on the bridge, right?
39:35Do you want to buy it?
39:36We'll give you a good price.
39:38I'm looking for someone you know.
39:41Goes by the name of Moxie.
39:43What, er, exactly do you want him for me?
39:49It's personal.
39:50Used to work for me.
39:52Well, he worked with us for a while, but, er, he's gone.
39:57Gone where?
40:00We're here.
40:01Overseas, weren't it, lads?
40:02Think you went to Africa.
40:03One of them places.
40:04I've put word round the site.
40:05Cos, er, like I'm offering a big reward.
40:06Well, if we're saying what we do is the money.
40:07If any of yous mess with me, I'll have your arse for a hat.
40:08It would sue you.
40:12Pshh.
40:13It would sue you.
40:22Pshh.
40:26A mess with me.
40:28I'll have your arse for a hat.
40:31It would sue you.
40:36Hey, what were we thinking of, Brenda?
40:45Pissing everything away at our time of life.
40:47I hate it when you say our time of life.
40:49Well, it's the truth.
40:51We've got three kids.
40:52One of them's still just a bairn.
40:55And a business that's really struggling.
40:57We did this to get out from under, didn't we?
41:00I suppose you're blaming me because I pushed you into it.
41:02I blame myself for listening to you.
41:03Oh, that's a lot of comfort, Neville.
41:05Look, man, I'm not blaming anybody, OK?
41:09Maybe it's just sod's law.
41:12By the time I realise there's nothing the other side of the rainbow.
41:16No lottery ticket, no field of dreams.
41:20Why are you used to always shouting these days?
41:22We're not shouting, we're just discussing something.
41:24Well, it's getting really boring.
41:26Look, there's a message on the machine for you.
41:28Some girl called Nicky.
41:30She says she's sorry about what happened with the rain,
41:31but she's got to talk to you.
41:35It's not what you think.
41:39How do you know what I'm thinking?
41:41I think you think I look at other women.
41:43Are you just looking?
41:44Aye.
41:46Look, Nicky's a journalist.
41:48She's doing an expose on black labour.
41:52I should never have spoken to her.
41:53The lads are really pissed off with this.
41:56Yet another lousy thing to fret about.
41:58We'll get through this, Neville.
42:02It's not the end of the world.
42:04No.
42:05But I think I can see it from here.
42:12Yeah, what a piss it a day was, eh?
42:15Rock's faint there with Dunn Curtain.
42:17The old castle losing the 98 cup thing.
42:22Well, there might just be the faintest glimmer.
42:26But when I first got wind at this bridge deal,
42:28my gun doing a crapper,
42:29I put an ad on the internet, right?
42:31What ad?
42:32Bridge for sale.
42:34Bridge for sale.
42:35Oh, I know it sounds potty,
42:37but I've had a reply.
42:38Who from?
42:40Eh, someone representing a bloke called Joe.
42:44And he seems bang up for it.
42:45So I'm going to go into the office in the morning
42:47and email them some specifications,
42:49dimensions, photographs of the bridge, etc.
42:52What's his address?
42:53Off me trolley dot com.
42:55No.
42:57Eh.
42:58Arizona.
43:00On a reservation.
43:01He's an Indian.
43:04Let me get this straight, right?
43:05A Red Indian.
43:07Named Joe.
43:09On a reservation.
43:10In the middle of Arizona.
43:12Wants to buy the transporter bridge.
43:16He's been on the pipe.
43:18Well, it says here that this bloke Joe
43:20speaks on behalf of his entire nation.
43:23So.
43:28Oz, if I was you,
43:29I wouldn't mention this to any of the lads, Lee.
43:35Nev.
43:45Nev.
43:47Nev.
43:48Hmm.
43:49Hmm.
43:50Remember you told me about Moxie stealing all that money?
43:54Oh, sure.
43:55You told me there were documents as well.
43:57Hmm.
43:58Stuff incriminating that man that runs the black labour.
44:01You know,
44:01the one that showed up today.
44:03Start up?
44:04What are you going on about, Bryn?
44:07Wouldn't that journalist kill for that information?
44:10You might get them both off your backs.
44:12Come get in here.
44:28Cup of tea?
44:29Right, Oz.
44:30Said he was going in early.
44:31Oh, bloody hell.
44:36All right, Mox.
44:37It's the bumps.
44:41Oh, jeez.
44:43Fumes nearly bloody killed me.
44:45Stop wind.
44:46Where is it?
44:48It's down there.
44:49Right, go ahead.
44:49Good luck, good luck, Moxie.
45:07Good luck, good luck, Moxie.
45:11Good luck, Moxie.
45:19It's your lad's last night tonight.
45:49Oz. What? His last night. We thought we'd all go. Didn't we, Bob? Yeah, might cheer us up a bit.
46:03And the boy puts on a good show. Oh, aye. If you like seeing puffs in dresses, it's a cracker night out there.
46:11Is that tea ready? We want you to drop the bridge angle, Nicky. Leave it alone till the job's finished.
46:17No way. This is about traffic in human beings. 30 million people a year worldwide. I'm not letting you cowboys buy me off.
46:26We'll give you the top man. The guy that runs the whole shebang.
46:31Names. Numbers. Payoffs. Where the bodies came in. Where they went.
46:37What's his name?
46:39Mickey Startup. Don't go after him alone though, love. He's a vicious sod.
46:44Why don't you share this with the police? I mean, you will still get the exclusive, won't you?
46:51There could be a book in it.
46:53I like the sound of that.
46:57You can't tell anyone where you got it, mate.
46:59Don't worry. I always protect my sources.
47:04Never been a source.
47:06See, Paris was exhausting.
47:26Bit of retail therapy, was it?
47:27Bari.
47:28Caddy said you stay in the north.
47:33I wanted to talk to you.
47:43Do you know where this comes from?
47:45What do you mean?
47:46Well, it's not some dealer with a ponytail down the local pub.
47:51It comes from Russia.
47:53Caddy brings it in.
47:56In those cars.
47:58I saw it with me own eyes.
48:00Me and a couple of mates staked out the workshop.
48:02You had friends with you.
48:04What if they'd tell people?
48:06We could all go to jail. We lose everything.
48:09They won't say nothing.
48:10And I said I wouldn't.
48:13Until I'd seen you.
48:15You knew about this, didn't you, Tatiana?
48:24He's my brother.
48:26He likes expensive things.
48:28He likes to live well.
48:30Don't we all?
48:31Not that well.
48:36I feel I don't know either of you.
48:40Oh, Pariska, don't be stupid.
48:43What were you before I met you?
48:46Hmm?
48:47There is a Russian word.
48:48Nekudishny.
48:50It means a lump.
48:52A jerk.
48:54I changed all that.
48:56I made you look good.
48:58Smell good.
48:59Nice haircut.
49:00You wear, you wear beautiful clothes.
49:12I buy for you Versace belt.
49:15But I could buy this with my own honest craft.
49:20How rich do you need to be?
49:24You cannot be too rich.
49:28I just don't know what to do with myself.
49:31Just don't know what to do with myself.
49:35Just don't know what to do with myself.
49:40I'm so used to doing everything with you.
49:47Planning everything for two.
49:51And now that we're through.
49:55I just don't know what to do with my time.
50:00I'm so loved.
50:02Oh, so for you.
50:03How are you, Harry?
50:05I think you can make it, Oz.
50:06Well, I thought I should take another look.
50:09I mean, last time I couldn't take it out in,
50:11I was in such a state of shock.
50:13It's great, Mum.
50:14Yeah, it's excellent.
50:15But I'm not with you.
50:20I just don't know what to do.
50:23I didn't know you were you?
50:25You gonna go see him then?
50:27Oh, I think that it'll be a frenzy backstage.
50:30Still.
50:32Time to come all this way.
50:34Back again.
50:36You boys are becoming regulars.
50:39What do you mean like?
50:40It's never too late to find out who you really are.
50:44Didn't push it, Paddle.
50:45Just don't know what to do with myself.
50:50Just don't know what to do with myself.
50:58Yeah?
51:01Is this a good moment?
51:02Well, it depends what you've come for.
51:05I'd say sorry.
51:10How are you in, then?
51:11I was just flabbergasted, that's all, you know.
51:20I mean, I've got nothing against gaze, son.
51:22It's just that, well, I was brought up to believe that
51:25digging up the chuff there is abnormal and vile.
51:28Ah, that came out wrong, didn't it?
51:32Shite.
51:33Sorry again.
51:35Look, you are who you are.
51:37And I've got no right to act outraged.
51:39I'm sure you'd rather I'd turned out to be Sting or Alan Shearer.
51:43Oh, now you're talking.
51:47But you know what they say?
51:48God laughs when people make plans.
51:51I should know.
51:53Mine have all gone down a crapper.
51:54What?
51:55The bridge?
51:57Aye, the bridge.
51:59I've let me mates down, you see.
52:01That's what really bums me out.
52:04I'm sorry about that.
52:06Oh, hey, yeah, man.
52:07I'm the one supposed to be apologising.
52:09Listen, er, if y'all gonna make it a habit of this,
52:24I'll have to get you a backstage pass.
52:26I would've now booked that, son.
52:28I cannae see your father floating around a gay club
52:30with a sticker that says Access All Areas, eh?
52:33Ha ha ha!
52:36There he is!
52:42What do you say next?
52:43I won't show you yet.
52:44Come on, you.
52:48What is the record?
52:49Hey, look at this bear!
52:51Beat the Puffs Club haven't we, boys?
52:53Used to be a decent boozer.
52:55Knee deep in these specimens now.
52:57Leave it alone, Dad.
52:58I get it all the time.
53:00Hey, look at this one.
53:02Wearing make-up.
53:03Clanny left hook, son.
53:04Aye.
53:05Not bad for a Puffter, eh?
53:06You've made your father very proud tonight.
53:07Ah!
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54:25Police
54:29I hear you are in the north-east, Mickey
54:32So?
54:34What were you doing there?
54:36Looking for the holiday villa at them, sick of Barbados
54:38Who's she?
54:41I'm Nicky Miles
54:41And I believe you're Britain's most evil man
54:44Me?
54:45I'm a family man
54:46Churchgoer
54:48Just bought St Olaf's a new stained glass window
54:51Better say your prayers, Mickey
54:52Because this is a pool, and a serious one
54:55Get my lawyer
54:57Er, he's on holiday, Mickey
55:22Who's this?
55:38Well, there's another hitman, Locke
55:40So better hold onto your scalp
55:41One of you called Oz?
55:44Yes, that's me
55:46You must be Joe
55:53Oh, fantastic man
55:55Joe
55:56Joe from Arizona
55:58Hi
55:58Don't believe it
55:59Yes
56:00I, uh, flew in this morning
56:03Tribal council thought it was too big a deal to do over the net
56:07So they sent me to check it out
56:09Tribal council
56:11Hi, Joe's a Red Indian
56:13A real live Red Indian
56:15We prefer Native American
56:19Oh, right
56:20With all respect
56:21What's a Native American doing in Middlesbrough?
56:26Didn't you tell these guys?
56:27No
56:27My nation wants to buy you a bridge
56:32Do you have a reservation, Mr. Sorgas?
56:45Yes
56:46Right next to the Navajos
56:47Isn't that right, Joe?
56:54Oh, I was thinking of a prayers key
56:56You know what Joseph Stalin said
56:59He said, remove the man
57:01You remove the problem
57:02Look, I'm getting very pissed off with the town of this interrogation
57:05You know that dismantling sequence you showed us
57:07What do you call it when it's, you know, the other way around
57:10An erection sequence
57:11No jokes, please
57:12I've heard them all
57:13Hey, that was a hell of a lift
57:17Tough one
57:18Hands out, stretch now
57:27Why I...
57:57Why I...
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