- 5 months ago
First broadcast 9th December 1983.
Bomber hears from his wife that their teen-aged daughter Tracy has run away from home so he returns to Bristol to look for her, though in the mean time she turns up in Dusseldorf.
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Gary Holton - Wayne Norris
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Sheila Reid - Patsy
Lucinda Edmonds - Tracy
Peter Birch - Herr Ulrich
Tony Alleff - Turkish Worker (as Tony Aleff)
Rashid Karapiet - Indian Waiter
Ahmed Khalil - Indian Waiter
Ray Knight - Barman
Nej Adamson - Turkish Site Worker
Bomber hears from his wife that their teen-aged daughter Tracy has run away from home so he returns to Bristol to look for her, though in the mean time she turns up in Dusseldorf.
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Gary Holton - Wayne Norris
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Sheila Reid - Patsy
Lucinda Edmonds - Tracy
Peter Birch - Herr Ulrich
Tony Alleff - Turkish Worker (as Tony Aleff)
Rashid Karapiet - Indian Waiter
Ahmed Khalil - Indian Waiter
Ray Knight - Barman
Nej Adamson - Turkish Site Worker
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00:00I used all my options, worked off my dues
00:14Played all the cards, now there's nothing to lose
00:19Don't want tomorrow to be like today
00:23That's why I'm breaking away
00:26I'm trying to run, I'm trying to hide
00:32Walk out the wind if I'm losing my pride
00:36Won't let tomorrow be like today
00:40That's why I'm breaking away
00:43Ooh, breaking away
00:48Got to find a better way
00:52Till I put down the world around the world
00:57I'll be there
01:02Hey, hey, look at this
01:22He's not using enough muck, man
01:26That Eric down there, man, he's spread it like marge
01:31When it should be spread like butter
01:32Here we go, lads, eh
01:36Another Friday afternoon lecture
01:38On the deficiency of German workmanship
01:41I'm just making a comment, aren't I?
01:44You know, I was a craftsman, eh?
01:46No, you're not
01:47You just can't stand bloody Germans, man
01:49Yeah, what was it last week, scaffolding?
01:51Shuddering
01:52Scoffling was two weeks ago
01:53Look, man, all I'm saying is
01:56I wouldn't like to live in them houses when they're finished
01:58I mean, in a couple of years' time
02:00The walls of them will have more holes in
02:02Than Newcastle United's back for
02:04Well, in which case
02:06They'll be a little bit more mobile, won't they?
02:08That's where the term jerry-built comes from, you know
02:10Oh, get away, man
02:12Rubbish
02:13It is, man
02:16That's common sense, isn't it?
02:18Jerry-built
02:19Built by Germans
02:21Craft quality
02:22Substandard
02:23Well, did a pretty good job with that Berlin Wall, Oz
02:26Dividing the city over night
02:28Aye
02:29Can't argue with that one
02:31Aye
02:32Ah, but
02:34That was
02:34Lads from the east, wasn't it?
02:37Union labour
02:37Not untrained scabs like what we're working with here
02:40Shush, man
02:41Keep it down
02:41I'm right, I'm right
02:43I know I'm right, man
02:44Yeah
02:45He has a bloke who'll know
02:47Barney
02:47Now, Barney
02:49What?
02:51Settle an argument, will you?
02:53You know the term jerry-built?
02:55Well, I see you
02:56That comes from the fact that the crowds build such crap-holders
02:59Hey, just put him straight, Barney, will you?
03:01Matter of fact, it's okay, and Dennis, yes
03:03The term jerry-built has actually got a biblical source
03:07Biblical? Where'd you get that from?
03:10West Brom was in districts from the Methodist Quiz Lake, mate
03:12I've captained that team for two years, I did
03:15But I made three, you know, but
03:17Nah, I mean, I was you, sir
03:19But not one of the children of the Methodist hierarchy
03:21Denzel Robinson, his name was
03:23Made me sick, he did
03:24He was always after my position as captain
03:27But, oh, nah, he got it in the end
03:29Because he was the bloody virgin's son
03:30Makes you sick, Nicotism, doesn't he?
03:32Let's get the point for you
03:33Right, son
03:33Now
03:35It's all to do with the wars of Jericho, you see
03:39You want a problem?
03:40Now
03:41Jericho
03:42Was a city
03:43In ancient Israel, right
03:45Yeah, yeah
03:45Now
03:46Joshua
03:46And the Israelites
03:47Were laying seeds to it, right
03:49Because it had been captured by
03:51What
03:52Somebody else
03:53I don't
03:53I can't remember who it was
03:54Anyway
03:54Now
03:55One day
03:56Joshua
03:57Got a hot tip from our Lord, right
03:59And proceeded
04:01To march his men
04:02Round and round
04:03The city wars, right
04:04Round and round
04:07They went for seven days
04:09Right
04:09And at the end of that
04:11They ringed the city wars, right
04:14And gave an almighty blast
04:16On their trumpets
04:17And the wars fell down
04:19Trumpets?
04:22Well, was it the Duelos or the strike?
04:24Nah, nah
04:24Listen, listen, listen
04:25The combine noise
04:28Of those trumpets, right
04:29Causes amazing sonic vibration
04:31Which caused the walls
04:33To collapse, right
04:34Hence
04:35Built like Jericho
04:36Is a term of abuse, right
04:38Hence
04:39We have the term
04:40Cherry built
04:41There you go
04:42You can't argue with the Bible, scholar
04:44Well, them wars
04:45Couldn't have been very strong
04:46In the first place
04:46If a few blasts of a trump
04:48Had knocked them down, could they?
04:49Probably built by a German firm
04:51Aye, there they go
04:58Off to their nice, comfortable homes
05:01Aye
05:02They'll have a big tea waiting for them
05:03Glass of home and beer
05:05Slippers warming by the fire
05:07Yeah, and his feet up in front
05:09Of Coronation Strassen
05:10And a quick bit of the old leg
05:11Over on the settee
05:12Is that all you think about, Wayne?
05:14Take him
05:15Only when I'm awake, Moxie
05:16The night when I'm dreaming
05:18I think of carpentry, don't I?
05:20Right, what's it gonna be tonight, boys then?
05:22A nice bit of gourmet
05:23Cooking up the hut
05:24And then a couple of gallons
05:26Will be at the club, eh?
05:26Aye, that's a good idea, Oz
05:28We haven't done that for 24 hours
05:30Actually, Dennis has hit on
05:31A very serious point here, you know
05:33I've been reading this book recently
05:35About health food, see
05:36And I reckon
05:37Our dietary habits
05:38Leave a lot to be desired
05:40I do, mate
05:40Especially from the point of view
05:41Of roughage
05:42What's roughage?
05:45Roughage?
05:46It's my lump
05:46Well, how can I put it?
05:48Look
05:49If your bowels
05:51Were jerry-can
05:52Roughage would be a trumpet
05:54Oh, centipods, like
05:56Oh, not quite, you know
05:59I was thinking more on the lines of
06:01Brand
06:02Order
06:02Nah, nice vegetable, could I?
06:04Ah, nah, it's a pretty one in Germany, buddy
06:06Still, eh?
06:06You could always nip out to Bradford
06:08For a takeaway, son
06:09Oh, yeah
06:09Ed Busbridge
06:11Come, please
06:12Telephone
06:12For me?
06:13Come on, Bob
06:14It's probably Littlewood
06:15See what in the jackpot
06:16That would be my luck, I ain't
06:17Let my money, will you, now?
06:19Aye, sure
06:19Hey, Bobber
06:21Don't bother you a favour, man
06:23Ask Ulrich if he knows of any Indian restaurants
06:25Ah, there
06:28I'll leave you alone
06:29It's your wife
06:30My wife
06:30Hello, Patsy
06:34What's the matter, girl?
06:38You know, it's for me, Wayne
06:39They had a truly disgusting night there
06:43Oh, that fat and grease
06:46There's nothing wrong with sausages, Barry
06:49You know, of course, er, I do need a lot of meat
06:51To keep the old pecker up
06:52So I can understand why you two
06:54Don't appreciate their finer point
06:55Any aphrodisiacal qualities
06:58That those bangers may possess
06:59Can be equally well obtained
07:01From various herbs and spices
07:03Oh, er, you mean like that, er, er, you know
07:05Ginseng stuff?
07:06I sob, Moxie, yeah
07:07Ginseng
07:08China's magical root
07:10Yeah
07:10What do I want ginseng for
07:12When I can get a magical root
07:14With free gin and oranges?
07:16Cheap sexual innuendo
07:18Can't destroy my argument, Wayne
07:19Fancy one, Mox?
07:21Oh, yeah, grease
07:22Er, fat grease gristle
07:24Equals acne and heart attacks, Moxie
07:27Maybe not, Dan, Wayne
07:28Has anybody got any spare coins, lads?
07:31I'll be phoning Brenda later
07:32Aye, there's some there on the chest
07:34Cheers, Dad
07:36Oz?
07:38Oh, here
07:39Get the bones right
07:42I don't know why I am coughing up
07:45Don't go along with all this soppy behaviour
07:48It isn't soppy, Oz
07:50It happens to be a gesture of affection
07:52Between two people who are reluctantly parted, that's all
07:55I don't expect you to understand that
07:57What do you mean by that, like?
07:59You know fine well what I mean
08:01What?
08:01Well, the only time your Marjorie ever gets a phone call out to you
08:04Is when you're wanting money sending
08:05That's not true
08:06I rang on Monday to find out the FA Cup draw, didn't I?
08:09Oh, pack it in, man, will you?
08:10It's like bloody sin
08:11Trinian's in here some nights
08:12I'm sorry
08:13It's him I'm talking, Oma, not you
08:15It would be me, wouldn't it?
08:17I'm sorry, Oz, it's me, man
08:18It's just Friday nights
08:20I get really pissed off, you know
08:22I mean, you work every hour that God sends
08:24To try and scrape together a decent few quid
08:26And the only way you can get through
08:27The boring bloody weekends
08:29And this horrible hut's to
08:30Blow all the money you've earned
08:31Ah, you all right, Lee?
08:33It's a vicious circle, that's what it is
08:36What, you need a good skimp on a beer, eh?
08:39That'll soon cheer you up
08:40Right, I'm going over to the club for now
08:45Would you see anybody come in?
08:46Yep
08:46Yeah, as soon as me barnet's ready, yeah
08:48Hello
08:51Hey, Wayne
08:54Do you want that last baguette?
08:57Heh
08:57I thought the idea of a scouser on ill food was a bit unlikely
09:01Help yourself, son
09:02Oh, great, cheers
09:03Oh, Wayne
09:05It's gone cold
09:07How much is this going to cost, Brenda?
09:14How much?
09:17No, no, I'm not complaining, Brenda
09:21I think what the doctor's trying to say is
09:23We live now and pay later, is that it?
09:25That's the right way
09:26Yes, we live here today without any other consequences
09:28Yeah, you're like that, you know, Wayne
09:30All that taking you get up to
09:31Take it's 12 months here, you know
09:33Your body'll be wrapped with anti-social diseases
09:36Yeah
09:36Well, if it is, mate
09:38I'll cop for a bit of compensation, won't I?
09:40Well, I hardly think the clap counts as an industrial injury
09:43I don't know, I don't know
09:44I work hard enough for it, don't I?
09:46All right
09:46I'm off, lads
09:47I'll see you tomorrow
09:48Got to find a young lady down the old town, never, right?
09:53Hey, Barry
09:53Do you like this one?
09:54She makes you pay now and nib later
09:56All right
09:57Hey, I'm off, man
09:58Old one
10:00Looks like it
10:05Okay, Pat
10:07Poor little Bush, we must be working over, I tell you, eh?
10:11Well, then
10:11Oh, er, sorry
10:13Ulrich says there's an Indian restaurant on the Hopperkstrasse, the other way
10:16Oh, no, my nice
10:18Hey, never mind about the restaurant, man
10:20What about the phone call?
10:22Oh, it was nothing
10:22Pat seems to say something at home that time
10:24She was just wondering if I knew where it might be
10:26Nothing, nothing
10:28Bloody long phone call to play a hunter-slipper, wasn't it?
10:30It's a bummer's business, man, us
10:32Well, you've just
10:33It's bummer's business, right?
10:34Right, well, you're the guy for a currer, are you there?
10:36Yeah, aye, man
10:37Aye, I'm going
10:38Aye, well, you know
10:38What about you, bummer?
10:41I think so
10:42I'd give it a miss, actually
10:42Then we West Country folk don't go much on East Country, Rob
10:45We're going for a currer now, but you're coming
10:46Oh, no, I can't, lads
10:48Sorry
10:48Brenda's putting a squeeze on us at all
10:51I've got to think some way of saving more money
10:54Oh, aye
10:55What's she after now?
10:56Some better have a bloody jacuzzi
10:58Oh, my wife's domestic priorities are between me and her, all right, Moxie?
11:03Hey, lads, lads, man, lads
11:05This is getting ridiculous, this, man
11:06I mean, what happened to the musketeer spirit?
11:10You know, I would all turn into a lot of greedy little bastards, right, Wayne?
11:13Look, boys, I'm sure under normal circumstances
11:15Both Bummer and Neville would love to accompany us to the restaurant, right?
11:19But tonight it's just not possible, okay?
11:22Well, I think their behaviour has done right anti-social
11:25Where'd you say the restaurant was, Bob?
11:27They're going to be stuck with Buddy and Moxie on, mate
11:28Halfburgstrasse, near the library
11:30Decaver, I think it's called
11:32Decaver, right
11:33Is that the name of the restaurant or the library?
11:35All right
11:36Would you believe it, eh?
11:45Home from home
11:46Flopwold paper
11:47Tigers
11:48Dwayne Gandhi on guitar
11:52No
11:53Only thing I haven't got
11:55Stay in your class, let's a bit of astuce
11:56Goodenabend, why de heaven?
11:59Yeah, goodenabend
12:00Vier tisch, bitte
12:02Wie bitte?
12:04Table for four, please
12:07Four
12:08Ach so
12:10Einen tisch für vier Personen
12:12Nehmen Sie bitte Platz
12:13Ah, that's it, that's it
12:15Do you not speak any English?
12:16Spreken Sie, eh
12:17Ne Englischen
12:19Like
12:19Augenblick, moment
12:21Would you credit it, eh?
12:24Indian, we're not, what can I speak English?
12:25Aye, well, we are in Germany, Oz
12:27Exactly
12:28So why isn't he speaking English?
12:29I mean, he's one of us, isn't he?
12:31I mean, this is a curry house, isn't it?
12:33Can I get much more British than that, can you, eh?
12:36Oh, so many times have I been out for a curry with you in England?
12:40Ah, half a dozen
12:41Aye, on each occasion, no matter where we've been
12:44You've called the Indian waiters
12:45Hey, that's a boo
12:46Or gunga din, you know?
12:48Right
12:48But now we're in Germany
12:49You expect this Indian lad
12:51To treat you like some long-lost brother
12:53So what, like?
12:56You would have made a great imperialist, you would
12:58That's what you want to do
12:59But you also speak English
13:00That's what you did last week with the Americans
13:02But you are so impossible, man
13:04My colleague speaks English
13:05Also, we can always buy English
13:07Please
13:08Please
13:10Please
13:13Please
13:16Please
13:18Please
13:19Please
13:21Thank you
13:22I don't believe it
13:25The whole menu's in German
13:27There's only one word I understand here
13:29A bit of yarny
13:31I don't even know what that is in English
13:33What's, erm, what's Bombay cartofen?
13:37Here, here, gislin, gislin, gislin, I'll handle this
13:40Oh, Sabu, come here
13:42Yeah
13:43Never mind, erm, look, we want two beers, right?
13:46Swine beer
13:47Yeah
13:47A jug of water for these two
13:50Yeah, a bit of some water
13:51Yeah
13:51Sabu
13:52And, erm, four chicken curries with rice
13:55My curry rice?
13:57Aye, curry rice, that's it, my chicken, you know, chicken
13:59Wagh, wagh, wagh, wagh
14:01Yeah, yeah, I should say that, at least, yeah, I'm sure
14:03Right
14:03Sound of it, huh?
14:05Spoke English all the time
14:06Cheers, Bob
14:10Well, cheers, Nimble
14:12There must be some way I can save a bit more of me money
14:17Aye, this is it
14:19Sitting in at night, feeling bloody miserable
14:21Working man's entitled to his legend, Neville
14:23Shouldn't feel guilty about it
14:25I know, I know
14:28It's just, if I earned a bit more, you know
14:31I wouldn't feel so guilty about going out with the lads
14:34Don't be so sure
14:35Bomber's first law of economics is
14:37The more income he gives me
14:39The more I live beyond it
14:41Perhaps you could do the little spare time job
14:44Bit of moonlighting
14:46Fat chance
14:48Anyway, what are you doing in at night, Bom?
14:53You're not saving as well, are you?
14:57Not exactly
14:58Bomber just needs to think about it, that's all
15:02Don't want to pry, Bom, but, er, well, if there's any problem, you know
15:08She's a problem
15:13Tracy, my 16-year-old
15:17What's the matter, Link?
15:21She've run away from home
15:22Oh, no
15:24Might be nothing, of course
15:27She left a note
15:29Didn't say she ran off with a used car salesman or some big group
15:33So what are you going to do?
15:35Phone the police?
15:37We've already did that this morning
15:39I've heard nothing by Sunday
15:41I'll have to go back
15:44Ed, well, look, I'll have a word with the lads
15:47And we'll have a whip round for your plane ride
15:48Oh, thanks, Neville, but don't do that
15:51Don't want everyone wearing long faces, do we?
15:53No, I suppose not
15:54Hey, look, do you fancy a beer over the club?
16:07I thought you were trying to save your money
16:08Well, I am, but it doesn't seem that important now
16:12You say, fellas
16:15The thing about Indian food is, Rod, it's very, very, very low in carbohydrates
16:19So that, combined with the various herbs and spices used in the cooking place
16:25It'll make them for a very, very healthy diet, you say
16:28Aye, so how come that is so skinny, then?
16:32I'm not skinny
16:32I'm wary, man, I like whippets
16:34That's what you'd be like about that ale gut
16:36Hey, hey, this is all musseless, son
16:40You know, I like the stuff between your lugs
16:42Ah, here we go
16:45Before steaming our chicken curries
16:47Aye, sir
16:49Far be it from me to cast us versions on your undoubted talent as a maim artist
16:53But, er, that's not chicken
16:55It's prawn
16:56Prawn?
16:59Aye, you know, man
17:00Prawn?
17:01Prawn!
17:03What, are you laughing at?
17:06Oh, here comes the curry brigade
17:08Hey, what's up?
17:10Thought you were having a quiet night, then?
17:12Aye, well, we're in here
17:13It's quiet, isn't it?
17:15How'd it go?
17:16All right?
17:16Good curry?
17:16He never spoke any English, man
17:18None of them, just German
17:20Never got one damn thing I asked for
17:22I told him, right?
17:22I says, look
17:23When I'm coming back here
17:24Why don't you get a waiter on
17:25Who can speak the king's English?
17:27Aye, I know
17:27But he didn't speak English, did he?
17:28So that was a waste of time
17:29You hadn't started flapping your arms around
17:31Like an aesthetical owl
17:32I wouldn't have dead guts now
17:33Well, I noticed you never left none
17:34I've got some seeds
17:36Cocked for some seeds for me
17:37Up garden I'm going to grab
17:38Aye, Percy throw the dustle dog
17:40Yeah, how do you know what the seeds are
17:42If they couldn't even get the food right
17:43Like me end up with a geek big beanstalk
17:46Go on, Mark
17:47I don't care
17:49But
17:49Beanstalk
17:50Nah
17:50I don't care
17:51Pshh
17:51Pshh
17:52Pshh
17:53Pshh
17:54Pshh
17:55Pshh
17:56Pshh
17:57Pshh
17:58Pshh
17:59Pshh
18:00Pshh
18:01Pshh
18:02Pshh
18:03Pshh
18:04Pshh
18:05Pshh
18:06Pshh
18:07Hey!
18:08Hold on, lads, man
18:09There's a man out seat
18:10Had a curry last night
18:11Yeah, yeah, wait now, boys
18:12We were with you
18:13Pshh
18:14Pshh
18:15Pshh
18:16What do you reckon the soil's like?
18:18I'll let you know when I find some, shall I?
18:21Some industrial slurry this is, you know
18:24Uh, very reminiscent of Tipton
18:27Our family had an allotment back home, you know
18:30Yeah?
18:31That's very important, that is, you know
18:34Yeah, traditional right of the urban working class, that is
18:37What sort of things did you grow?
18:38Oh, didn't grow nothing
18:39Dad used it to bury all the Gary nicks from Fords
18:41Oh, I see
18:42So you're telling me one day
18:44A little Cortina Mark III will sprout forth?
18:47Oh, hello
18:50Who's died in the night then, eh?
18:52Oh, the original one, yeah
18:53Only the, only the fifth person to make the remark in the last ten minutes
18:56All right, all right
18:58So, uh, whatcha doin', eh? Come on
19:00Walked on the curry holes last night
19:02Give us some seeds
19:03We're planting an herb garden
19:05Oh, yeah, well
19:06Listen, son
19:07Put me down for a couple of sprigs of the old bobo
19:09Well, Boatman had a decent smoke since I've been out here, have I?
19:11Typical, that is, isn't it, eh?
19:12Here we are, trying to produce life in hunting vegetation.
19:16And all you can think about is mind-destroying drugs.
19:20Yeah, well, please yourself, son.
19:22Listen, I wouldn't go playing up the old site, you know.
19:24They might want to build on it. It is theirs, after all.
19:27Well, if that's the case, we'll make a personal plea to Herr Grunwald, won't we?
19:31Eh?
19:32Ask him to change his plans in the interest of conservation, eh?
19:36Hey, Nev.
19:37Nev, I'm going down for a beer later.
19:38How'd you find someone down the club, eh?
19:39Ah, no, thanks, mate. I'm on a bit of an economy drive.
19:42Eh?
19:43Erm, oi, keep off the grass.
19:45All right, lads?
19:46Hey, Nev, Nev, Nev, Herb Garden.
19:49Hello, eh?
19:51How's it going, then?
19:52Oh, great.
19:53We're almost ready to put the seeds in.
19:55Hey, do you want to give a sound? Plant some seeds?
19:57Ah, no, I can't, Borey.
19:58I've got to go into town, plant a few seeds in me one.
20:02What's he mean by that?
20:03What's he after, Dennis?
20:12Radio 2, family favourites.
20:14It's all changed now, you know.
20:15Divvy David on a Sunday lunchtime.
20:17Oh, so did that.
20:19Hey, what happened to the sultry voice of Jean Metcalfe?
20:23Eh?
20:23BFPO Dusseldorf could do with her.
20:26Part of the great British Sunday, I sure he was.
20:29Oh, give us a beer here, Kurt, will you, bud?
20:32Well, will you, lad?
20:33Hey, did you win?
20:34Nah, I couldn't find anything we need to play with, could we?
20:36Ah, they're making one for everybody, mate.
20:37Turks, man, I shied off.
20:39Said it was some sort of religious holiday or something.
20:41Oh, like Sunday, you mean.
20:43Aye, so we just had to give him a three-pot turn against the side of the hut.
20:47Hey, I hope you didn't trample over that ape yet.
20:50Was that what it was?
20:51I thought it was a secure box.
20:53Aye.
20:53Aye.
20:54No more Jean Metcalfe.
20:56Part of my grown-up process, she was.
21:00Sound of her voice, the smell of beef roast in the kitchen,
21:03would go hand in hand.
21:05A glass of shandy with Grandad.
21:07Then into the parlour for a Sunday dinner.
21:10Then a hot bath where sing something simple.
21:13Then, er, pretend to do homework while Pickle the Pops was on.
21:18Aye, Sundays were really bloody boring when I was a kid.
21:22You call these lads, they're going to make a piccolo.
21:23All right.
21:25Oh, bummer doing telling me you're getting all suppy and slavish.
21:28Shut it, alls.
21:29Oh, dear me, your good mood didn't last for long, didn't it?
21:32Well, how's it, fellas?
21:34Well, thanks, really.
21:35There you go, fellas.
21:35Twenty-three marks of assaulted intrigue, violence and sex.
21:39All right, that's just a football, eh?
21:41Well, lads, one-three-one.
21:42Oh, tell me.
21:44Hey, us, us, what, um, how'd emmers do, eh?
21:46Er, one-one, come and read.
21:49Four-one again, Moxie.
21:50Four, great.
21:51Three-none, eh?
21:51It's no stopping them, is it?
21:55Oh, man, you know what you've went with done, man.
21:58Get up!
21:58These are the British Scottish editions, man.
22:01I'm going to read a bit about the deal and don't tell you, philly.
22:03Oh, great, great, yes.
22:05I know the gratitude I'll give them down in the nose with that.
22:07Give them bloody nose-pipers.
22:08Oh, great.
22:10Hello, Petty.
22:11Here we go.
22:11Right, OK, then, my love, I'll see what I can do.
22:17All right, buddy, we in?
22:19It might have to be the train, though, because I'm a bit strapped at the moment.
22:22I'll call you again later from wherever I got to.
22:24I've got no runners.
22:25I've got no runners?
22:26OK, love.
22:27Bye-bye.
22:27Well, give him a second.
22:29Oh, shut up.
22:30All right, yeah, but just give it back to me.
22:32I don't know what I'd stand for.
22:34I'll give it each other.
22:35Sometimes this...
22:36What's this, like?
22:37It's towards your flight home from the lads.
22:39Oh, I'm sorry.
22:40You think it does?
22:41Oh, I'm sorry.
23:11Oh, I'm sorry.
23:19Patty?
23:21Oh, Bomber.
23:27Oh, Bomber.
23:29I'm so glad to see you.
23:33All right, girl, all right.
23:34Is there any news at all?
23:36No, nothing.
23:38Oh, the police come round last night after you phoned.
23:41They wanted a photo of her.
23:43Well, there aren't you something?
23:44No.
23:45It was just routine, they said.
23:47Oh, come on.
23:48Some keen-eyed young couple's probably spotted her even now.
23:51Oh, God, I wish they had.
23:53Oh, I wish they had.
23:57He'll be all right.
23:58He'll be all right.
24:01What about a nice cup of tea, huh?
24:08The young'un's gone to school?
24:09Yeah, you just missed them.
24:11They said they'd come back dinner time to see you.
24:18Well, go on, man.
24:19Sit yourself down.
24:20I'll make the tea.
24:23All right?
24:23Watch it.
24:24This man's near most bony bleats.
24:27I couldn't get the bed off me back this morning.
24:30What's the matter with this?
24:31I never leave usually this bad of a Monday morning.
24:33What time did you come in last night, like?
24:35I must have been late because I was in bed at midnight.
24:37You weren't there.
24:38It's just as well, isn't it?
24:40Otherwise, the lads might talk.
24:41Just answer the question, eh?
24:44Half one.
24:45Half one?
24:46Half?
24:47You don't know half one.
24:49No.
24:50In the town.
24:51Walkin' late.
24:53Walkin' late.
24:54Aye.
24:55Ah, well, I suppose it's one way of saving up money.
24:58Aye, I'm keeping fit.
25:01Aye.
25:01How you start full-some with you, Oz?
25:04Oz?
25:07Who's a full-some, man?
25:10Come on over here.
25:12You fall out the wrong side of the coffin.
25:14Aye, well, you see, Oz reckons that you're letting the hot spirit down by going off on your own.
25:18So as a martyr, he's disapproval, he's sent you to Coventry.
25:23Or whatever the German equivalent of Coventry is, Dresden.
25:34Here we are.
25:34Oh, thanks, my love.
25:38What did this note of Tracy say there?
25:41She says,
25:43Nobody cares about me here, so I'm going somewhere else.
25:47Don't worry.
25:50What does she mean, nobody cares?
25:52I don't know.
25:55The two of you haven't been rucking, have you?
25:57Oh, bummer.
25:59We hardly see enough of each other to say hello, never mind have a ruck.
26:03I'm so busy we only meet in the kitchen at breakfast and tea time.
26:06Evening, she's doing her own work and I'm asleep in this armchair from exhaustion.
26:11If she had something on her mind, I'd be a fat lot of use to her.
26:16But then I'm the only one she's got at home now.
26:19Oh, I thought this would wind up my end of the table.
26:21And why shouldn't it?
26:22If you'd been here instead of in Germany, none of this would have happened.
26:26I'd have been here instead of in Germany if there wouldn't be in here.
26:28The bloody bailiffs have had us all out by now.
26:33You don't think I enjoy working abroad, do you?
26:34Not much.
26:37Being separated from you and the kids is the price I have to pay for keeping our heads above water.
26:41Life of Riley, that's what you lead out there, bummer.
26:43Don't think I don't know that.
26:45Patsy, for pity's sake.
26:48Our daughter's gone missing and listened to us.
26:50Now, I know you've got a lot on your plate, girl.
26:54Christ knows I do.
26:56But if I were to come back here to go on the door, I'd drag you all under with me.
27:01I'm sorry.
27:07I'm so worried I've got to take it out on someone.
27:11I know, girl.
27:12I know.
27:12All right, Wayne?
27:17I might be, son.
27:19Oh, I see.
27:20Yeah, yeah.
27:21Why we ordinary mortals have to put up with a cup of coffee and a bar at Tobleroe?
27:25Wayne's idea of tiffing is entirely different.
27:29Yeah, well, son.
27:30She's been hanging around here for half an hour, so she must want to summit, eh?
27:35I've heard of rock groupies, Wayne, but never cement groupies.
27:40Yeah, Barry, I'll use that as my opening line.
27:43I wonder if you can grow bromide.
27:51Good and tug.
27:54Eh?
27:56Big eights.
27:57Sorry, I don't speak German.
28:01Hey, you're a long way from home, aren't you?
28:03What is it, netball tour of Europe or something, darling?
28:06No, I can't see my dad.
28:08He works here.
28:09Oh, yeah?
28:10Well, my bad birdie's called.
28:12I'm Tracy.
28:14Ah, got news for you, Tracy.
28:17He's not here, is he?
28:19No, he took off last night back to Bristol to try and find you.
28:23Well, bugger it.
28:26Yeah.
28:26Um, well, look, you can't hang around here, love.
28:30There's all the roundy turks on this site.
28:31You'd better come up here.
28:37Take this, right?
28:38Now, there's a bar down the road.
28:39You can get a nice cup of coffee and a game of pinball.
28:42Uh, if you hang on there till one o'clock,
28:44me and some of your dad's mates will come and sort it out, all right?
28:47Oh, Tom.
28:47Yeah.
28:51What's your name, then?
28:53Wayne, isn't it?
28:53Thank you, Wayne.
28:55See you at one, then.
28:59Mind how you go, love.
29:00What do you fancy you got tonight, Dennis?
29:09Every day you ask the same daft questions.
29:12Look, man, it's 11 o'clock in the morning, man.
29:14So what, mate?
29:15Why can't we not just get through the day before we start thinking about the night, eh?
29:18Well, that's the only way I can get through the day, man, thinking about the night, you know.
29:21It's like the carrot and donkey principle, isn't it?
29:23Beer and donkey more likely.
29:25Shut your face, Hugh, all right?
29:28Mine and Dennis' social activities have got nothing to do with killjoys.
29:32Look, I'm not a killjoy.
29:34I've just got to change my priorities for a couple of weeks, that's all.
29:36Oh, aye, aye.
29:37I don't suppose they include coming out on the drink with your mates, do they?
29:41Oh, you're talking to us now, are you?
29:43What's Brent I got you serving up for that's so important, eh?
29:46Must be bloody important if you'll ditch your own good working mates out of it.
29:50Oh, I was supposed to be incoming me.
29:52All right, Brent.
29:53Homer's daughter's here.
29:56Huh?
29:56We're here.
29:57Yeah.
29:58And between you, me and the gatepost, mate, she's the right piece of jailbait.
30:02Where is she?
30:08Hello, Wade.
30:09Hey, you.
30:09Go on to the desk.
30:13Um, Tracy, these are some of your dad's mates.
30:16That's Neville, Oz and Dennis.
30:18Hello.
30:18Hello, love.
30:19Yeah, right in there.
30:21Come on, let's go and have a sit-down, shall we?
30:23Oh, come on.
30:23Okay, over here, Pet.
30:24That's it.
30:25Right.
30:26Here we go, eh?
30:27See, what do you mean about jailbait?
30:28Eh, Oz, get the beers in, will you?
30:30Right, right, yeah.
30:31What do you have to drink, love?
30:32Can you have a Coke or a 7-Up?
30:33Oh, I'll have another William Schnapps, please.
30:35My dad told me all about it.
30:37Nice, innit?
30:38Right.
30:38Yeah.
30:38Coke.
30:39Well, she's just said she won't.
30:43So, um, how'd you get here, then, Pet?
30:45I hitched.
30:46Got a jugnaut from Swindon right over to Bremrod.
30:49He was called Wayne, too, only that was his last name.
30:53Yeah.
30:54Uh-huh.
30:55Now then, I take it that you know your dad's not here, Tracy.
30:58Yeah, silly sod's gone back home.
31:01Well, I mean, he only did that because he was worried about you, you know.
31:03There was no need to worry.
31:05I'm 16.
31:06I'm old enough to look after myself.
31:09Mm-hmm.
31:11Um, what are you going to do, then, love?
31:14Well, uh, obviously, I think we should phone Bomber and let him know that Tracy's safe.
31:19In the meantime, I think you should stay with us.
31:22Now then, uh, I know you're a big girl, Tracy, but this is a foreign country, you see.
31:27Does that mean I can stay in your hotel?
31:29Uh...
31:30Hotel?
31:30Yeah, my mum said that's where you all lived.
31:33They've got a bar and video games in the swimming pool, hasn't it?
31:36Oh, the pool's empty just now, Pat.
31:39Hey, uh, how are we going to get her in past the Eric's, eh?
31:43I mean, we can't leave her here all afternoon, can we?
31:45Hmm.
31:46Did it...
31:47Hey, did any of you ever see Albert, or in?
31:49Seen Albert Bennett?
31:51Oh, what a centre forward he was.
31:53Yeah.
31:53Oh, what a centre forward.
32:23Right.
32:24Take this in, Sergeant.
32:25Oh, I'll see you.
32:26Come on.
32:28Right, Neville, listen.
32:30Dip over and warn Barry and Moxie, we've got a lady guest, right?
32:32That means no swearing, no swanning around bare arsed, no...
32:36No breaking wind, right?
32:38Unless it's underneath the sheets, okay?
32:40Now, all that applies to you, Oz, in fact, especially to you.
32:43All right, all right, I know how to go on, man.
32:44In another thing and all, let's have all those pornographic pinups off your locker, right?
32:49That's not pornographic, man, Dennis, that's art.
32:51With frowling October's art.
32:52All right.
32:53Look, I'm going to hold the phone, Bomberie.
32:55Just get them off.
32:59It's a bit rummy in here, isn't it?
33:01Basic-like.
33:02Yeah, that's just how the estate agent described it, love, basic.
33:05Still, it's nice that the company gives you somewhere to rest during the day.
33:14Say, it's going back to the hotel, I suppose.
33:20Dennis!
33:21Dennis?
33:22Oh, thank God for that.
33:23She's safe.
33:24What?
33:25Yes?
33:26Yes?
33:27Oh, I think that's the best as well.
33:29Oh, Bomber.
33:31I'll head straight back there now.
33:32Come on.
33:33Cheers, Dennis.
33:34Bomber.
33:34And thanks.
33:35Whatever's happened?
33:35You'll never guess what.
33:37Tracy turned up there this morning looking for me.
33:39In Germany?
33:40Got all the way over there by herself.
33:42Oh.
33:43Oh.
33:44Oh.
33:45Oh.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:49Oh.
33:50Oh.
33:52Well, will she be all right?
33:54She'll be fine, don't worry.
33:55She's standing up with Dennis and Neville.
33:57Oh.
33:57And Wayne.
34:02And Oz.
34:03Hey, Dennis, have you thought about where this lass is going to kip?
34:06Ah, yeah.
34:07I think we should put Bomber's Berry into the storeroom for the night.
34:10It's isolating from the rest of us.
34:12And I'll put her in there, man.
34:14It's full of dirty old bags of cement and plastic.
34:17That's filthy, man.
34:18It's you I'm putting in there, man, not her.
34:20Ah!
34:20Did you catch up with Barry and Moxie?
34:22Aye.
34:23Hey, you should have seen Barry's face.
34:24He brushed bright pink and Moxie's a way down the town to get himself a new pair of pyjama.
34:28Well, I can't see what I'm fussing about, me.
34:31Look, man, at this fellow all night, nobody's fussing.
34:34We've just got to make this last welcome, you know, make sure she doesn't get in any trouble.
34:37Yeah, make sure she doesn't go to the sack.
34:40Mr. Petterson.
34:41Oh, yeah.
34:42This is a pleasant surprise.
34:45What can I do for you?
34:46You can tell me where Busbridge is.
34:48Well, Mr. Busbridge, he had to go back to England to sort out a little domestic problem.
34:53But, uh, he'll be back in time for work tomorrow.
34:56Why was this not reported to me?
34:58Well, we didn't think it was necessary for the one night, like, you know.
35:01But I might have wanted to make a replacement.
35:03You must keep me informed.
35:04I need to know everything that happens on the site.
35:07Don't worry, Mr. Ulrich.
35:08We'll not not tell you about anything else.
35:10I hope so, Osborne.
35:11I hope so.
35:13Oh, one other thing.
35:15There are strange happenings at the hut.
35:18What sort of happenings?
35:20A patch of earth has been dug up and cordoned off.
35:23Why?
35:24Oh, that's just a few of the lads making a little garden for themselves, you know.
35:29Try and brighten the place up a bit, like.
35:32Oh, yes, I've heard of this English passion for gardening.
35:35But I did not think to see it on the German building site.
35:38Well, this is our little home now, Herr Ulrich.
35:41We've got to make the best of it.
35:42Well, you reckon Timmy was your work?
35:46Very kind of you.
35:47Kind?
35:48Probably sort of digging a ton of them.
35:53Hello, love.
35:54Hello, Wade.
35:56I hope you don't mind, but I borrowed your walkman.
36:00Man, you help yourself, darling.
36:01You're all right.
36:06You be faulty, eh?
36:07Do you like them, do you?
36:08Yeah, them and Madness, and Kim Wildecourt.
36:11Do you like her?
36:12Likes putting it mildly, isn't it?
36:14And her records ain't too bad, either.
36:16I, er, borrowed one of your magazines as well.
36:19Oh, you'll go blind, you will.
36:22So, you been all right?
36:24Do you cope all right in here, eh?
36:25Yeah, such I'm going to go to the toilet.
36:28You must be, mustn't you?
36:29Well, look, if you can hang on for five minutes, darling,
36:31we'll all be nice, Tommy.
36:33Because, er, they'll have to be back in a minute.
36:35Oh, that's a pity.
36:40Yeah, right.
36:41Well, um, first one in always bruise up.
36:45I already made a pass.
36:47I was expecting to see.
36:51You're a proper little housewife you are, ain't you?
36:53Oh, pause a cup of tea with him, will you?
36:57Oh, me throat is dry as I'm full of jazz.
37:01What?
37:01Oh, I mean, I'm very thirsty.
37:07Tracy, have everything been all right?
37:09Yes, thanks.
37:09Hey, that's good, yeah, darling.
37:10It's all this real bag.
37:11It's not you, then.
37:12Hey, Dennis, she only had the tea ready and waiting, didn't she, eh?
37:15Did you know that?
37:16Very nice, thank you.
37:17All right.
37:18You can come again, Pat.
37:19Let her!
37:23Molly!
37:24Molly.
37:25Come and say hello to Tracy.
37:28Oh, all right.
37:28Hi, hi, Tracy.
37:32Very pleased to make your acquaintance.
37:34Hello.
37:36Wayne was wrong about you.
37:37You don't have a bad complexion at all.
37:40No, no, no, that's my mate, Muxy.
37:44All right, dear.
37:48Oh, hello.
37:49Hello.
37:49Oh, yes, sorry.
37:53I see what you mean.
37:54You must be the radish, then.
37:56Yeah.
37:57Yeah, that's me.
37:58Yeah.
37:59Here, then.
38:00Er, Tracy would like to make use of the, um, facilities, you know?
38:04Yeah.
38:05Oh, of course, Pat.
38:06Um, yes, er, the thing is, we'll just have to make sure that they're not occupied.
38:10You see, this is, er, a men-only site, you see?
38:14Er, us!
38:15What?
38:16Er, escort Tracy down to the, er, the amenities hut, will you?
38:21What amenities hut's this?
38:23The cars are your burke.
38:25Oh!
38:26And once you make sure it's empty, make sure it stays empty, right?
38:30Guard the door.
38:32Right.
38:34Now, then, er, yes, you better put your disguise on, then, walk you.
38:37Now, then, there shouldn't be any management about, but you never know, all right, you know?
38:42Okay, then.
38:45Right.
38:46Straight ahead.
38:47Straight up there.
38:50Right, lads, I reckon we should go down the club.
38:52Yeah, hold on.
38:52Hold on, what we gonna do about Tracy, eh?
38:54We can't take her down the club, apart from six geysers and one bird looking a bit dodgy, mate.
38:59She can probably drink us right under the table, eh?
39:01Yes, I know, I know.
39:02That's exactly why you're gonna stay here and look after her.
39:05Me?
39:05Wayne?
39:06Yes, Wayne.
39:07I mean, look, man, you've got much more in common with her than anybody else.
39:10I mean, things like, er, music and hair, earrings.
39:15Hold on, Dennis.
39:16I don't mean to be rude, but is Wayne really the right bloat to be babysitting a 16-year-old girl?
39:21Yeah.
39:22Yeah, a little bit like putting the rat in charge of the chaselorder.
39:25I don't know whether it'll be flattered or insulted by you.
39:27Look, look, man, look, I can't do it, can I?
39:29I mean, I'm nearly old enough to be her father.
39:31I mean, Neville, he'd be the obvious choice, but he's grown out again, isn't he?
39:35I mean, I mean, Barry and Moxie, I mean, they'd bore the poor girl to death with her herb talk, wouldn't they?
39:41Eh?
39:41And guarding her bog doors about the limit of us's responsibility.
39:45So that just leaves you out, son.
39:47Yeah, well, I can see your reasoning, Dan, but look, you can't have helped but noticed that Tracey's a bit of a, you know, she's a bit of a come on, isn't she?
39:54Yes, I know, and who better to cope with her than a man of the world like you, Wayne, eh?
39:59I've got it.
40:01It's like them American TV films, isn't it, you know, where they get her next cons and go after the bad guys, because he's the one who knows how they think.
40:08Moxie, you've just hit the nail right on the head, son.
40:10Oh, well, thank you for that tribute, Moxie.
40:13So you all trust me, then, is that it?
40:15Of course we trust you.
40:17Look, I mean, you know that she's Bomber's daughter, don't you?
40:23Yeah, yeah.
40:24And you know that we've, er, we've put our complete trust and faith in you?
40:28And you know that, er, if you lay so much as one finger on her, we'll have your plums on a skewer.
40:44Can't go now.
40:45No, no, he can't go.
40:46It's kaput, it's kaputten.
40:48Back.
40:49Back, you later going back, eh?
40:50No, no, no, back, back.
40:51Back, back.
40:52Just me and you're getting so excited about, man, you blokes.
40:55I only get one bath of your.
40:56Just me, Chakir.
40:57What, today's the day, is it?
40:59No, yeah, there's just a bottle.
41:03Thanks a lot, mate.
41:04I owe you one.
41:07Here we go, love.
41:08The perfect TV dinner.
41:10All we need now is a TV.
41:12I didn't know they had McDonald's in Germany.
41:14Oh, yeah, they're everywhere, love.
41:15Today Germany, tomorrow the world.
41:18Right, that's Ina Grosser, Mac, mit French fries, curtsy of Barry the Radish and his delivery bike.
41:23Oh, Tom.
41:24I, er, hope I didn't upset him calling him bad.
41:29Nah, you're all right, love.
41:31You're used to a lot worse.
41:32Don't I get one?
41:34What would your date say, eh?
41:35Get stuck in, girl, I should think.
41:37Oh, I mean, just the one, though, eh?
41:39I expect you think I'm a right brat going on about that hotel.
41:44I just didn't twink that you all actually lived in here.
41:48Er, no.
41:51We find it a bit hard to believe ourselves, love.
41:53That was my mum's fault, see.
41:55She told me Dad was over here having a whale at the time.
41:58Huh?
41:59Well, now you're no different, don't you?
42:00I mean, we go out for the odd drink and the occasional meal and that.
42:06That's only so as we can get out of this place, though.
42:09I, er, suppose you see a lot of girls?
42:15No, not really.
42:16I mean, just three or four a week, you know.
42:19I reckon it's the earring and the accent they go for, you know.
42:23Well, it can't be anything else, can it?
42:25Oh, I don't know.
42:26I think you're very attractive.
42:29Yeah?
42:30I don't think you should be talking to your babysitter like that, Tracy.
42:34Don't you fancy me, then?
42:37Yeah, of course I do.
42:39It just so happens you're the daughter of a much-valued workmate.
42:44And I'm under oath, aren't I?
42:46Apart from the threat of castration to, er, behave myself.
42:51Nobody would know, though, would they?
42:54Look, Tracy, can we drop this, love?
42:56Drop what?
42:57This, er, Lolita act.
42:59It's not an act!
42:59Well, of course it is.
43:01I know when a bird's for real or not.
43:03And your line is straight out of Tracy, or my guy, whatever you call them teenage magazines.
43:07What I'm trying to say is, love, is you're a 16-year-old schoolgirl.
43:15I mean, you're not a raver.
43:16You're not an heavy drinker or a foul-mouthed slaggett.
43:19So why come on like one now?
43:20Just eat your chips.
43:21Because it helps me get noticed.
43:24My mum's too busy with the other kids to listen to me and my dad's never around.
43:29What am I supposed to do?
43:30What am I supposed to do?
43:31Grow up by myself?
43:33Look, Tracy, none of us is here to get away from our families, you know.
43:39Well, Oz is.
43:40And there's, you know, Dennis's problem to a certain extent, but not Bomber.
43:44He's doing it all for you, sweetheart.
43:49And, well, you could make it all worthwhile, couldn't you, by making him feel proud of you.
43:55I know.
43:57I don't really want to hurt him.
43:58He's a great bloke.
44:00I suppose I just want to be sure he still cares about me.
44:04Yeah, all right.
44:07I don't think there's much doubt about that.
44:11Tracy!
44:11Dad!
44:12Are you all right, love?
44:14Hey, now you tell your dad exactly what you told me, eh?
44:18And I'll see you down the bar for a quick lemonade.
44:20All right.
44:20Thanks, Wayne.
44:21Anytime, son.
44:26A little bit too apple juices, please, by the way.
44:29How's your willpower getting on, Moxie, eh?
44:31Looks as though he's had enough ridicule to me, son.
44:33Yeah, son.
44:33I'm a smell of luck.
44:34Oh, boy.
44:35He's going.
44:36Breathe heavily, son.
44:37He's going.
44:38I'm sorry, buddy, but I come here to the pain.
44:42Good evening, son, babe.
44:43I think that'll be just the one apple juice, please.
44:46You know what you are, don't you, Moxie?
44:48You're a Judas.
44:50Ah.
44:50That was the word I was trying to think of, didn't he?
44:54Aye, well, it's a Bible again, you see.
44:55It's not your strong point.
44:56I was wanting to call Neville, that.
44:58He was Neville down to incur your wrath, then, eh?
45:00Well, he's not here, is he?
45:02Three nights running, this, you know.
45:05I'm not coming out.
45:06I want to go for a walk.
45:08Look, that's because the man is trying to save up some money, Manos.
45:12Huh?
45:12And considering that's where most of his money goes, that's the best place to make economies.
45:17Aye.
45:18Personally, I'd marry his will, follow me.
45:20Aye, but what's that got to do with him not coming out on a drink?
45:23Huh?
45:23Hey, here they are, the happy wonderers.
45:25What are you going to have, then?
45:26Hey!
45:27How about you, Tracey?
45:29Cock, please, Wayne.
45:30Well, get her snaps down, you girl.
45:31No, thanks, Dad.
45:32I'm only 16, remember?
45:34The cock will be fine.
45:35I'm putting this young lady in a hotel tonight, so she can catch her first train back in the morning.
45:40Aye.
45:40Any of you lads fancies a bite to eat in town?
45:42No kebars or armed meat.
45:43Oh, no, hey, mate, hey, that's just what we need.
45:47Yeah, celebration, right, where we're going to go, then?
45:50Anywhere that flogs steak will do you mean?
45:51I don't mind at all.
45:52Have fancy a Big Mac.
45:53No, it's not the best steak.
45:53Can I make a suggestion that, in order to avoid the outbreak of a civil war, like, no,
46:01can I suggest that, you know, Tracey decides what we're going on for?
46:05Good idea.
46:06What do you think of me, though?
46:07Well, I know this sounds silly, but I'd really like a curry.
46:10I don't suppose they have them in Germany, though.
46:13No, that's just where you're on, actually, Tracey.
46:15No, actually, that's just where you're on.
46:17Good nabond.
46:18Oh, table for seven, er...
46:20Seven, huh?
46:21Seven.
46:22Moment.
46:22Ich holee, Mann.
46:23Oh, I said it's an alibi.
46:25Just pull it to your bus, they get out of my hand.
46:26I don't know, I said it's an alibi.
46:27Just like that one.
46:28I didn't know that, Dad.
46:29That's it, yeah.
46:29Thanks.
46:30Very nice.
46:31Very nice.
46:32Hey, I'll tell you what, we should get Barry a Bindaloo, eh?
46:35Get him back on the portal, eh, no?
46:37Yeah.
46:38Very funny.
46:39Right, listen, I shall handle it this time, OK?
46:41We don't want your give-us-a-clow routine upsetting the waiter.
46:44All right, Lionel?
46:45All right, all right, all right.
46:47Oh, well, let's go.
46:48Hey, Sabo!
46:50Bloody hell, it's Clive of India.
46:52Hey, I've heard of the north-west front here, but never the north-east.
46:57That's what you've been doing, eh?
46:58Starring in a lady.
47:00Go on, get them all over, we.
47:02Oh, I should think we've only just started by our...
47:04Oh, Doctor, I've been in trouble with me.
47:07Oh, goodness gracious me!
47:09That's right.
47:10Aye, have a good laugh.
47:12Just because I show a bit of initiative and get myself a part-time job.
47:15What on earth is Brenda saving for to reduce you to this, eh?
47:19You must know it's our fifth wedding anniversary later this year.
47:22I thought it'd be nice if I had a second honeymoon.
47:24Dressed like that, eh? Lovely.
47:26Give it a rest, Wayne, man, will you?
47:28So where were you thinking of going, you, Deli?
47:31I don't know, probably the same as the first time, Minoka.
47:34I still don't know where Minoka is yet.
47:36How do you think I feel? Neither do I.
47:38How much do you need, then?
47:40Oh, that's just it. I've nearly got enough, Dennis.
47:42I'm just seeing out the week.
47:43I never thought you lot would find out.
47:46Well, I tell you what, you'll get the order right tonight.
47:49Well, I'll put a good tip in, won't we, lads?
47:50Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, yes, yes.
47:52Look, now that we've got that, now that we've got that sorted out,
47:56come on, we've got a bit of service.
47:58Come and get in.
48:02Here's, boys.
48:03Bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, diddy-bum, do-bum, do-bum, do-bum, do-bum.
48:07New laps for round.
48:09New laps for round.
48:10Hey!
48:11Never, have they got any, eh, chicken?
48:13You know, chicken on the...
48:14Mark for round.
48:15Do you want a bugger?
48:16You got a mark for round.
48:22Hey, buddy.
48:24Moxie.
48:25You'd better get outside.
48:28The birds are eating all the ass seeds.
48:30Hey.
48:31Go on.
48:34Moxie.
48:35Moxie, Moxie.
48:36Quick, Moxie.
48:37Get ahead.
48:48Stroking up, really.
48:50Could have killed a lot of it.
48:55Working on the side the morning tonight.
48:58That's living all right.
49:00That's living all right.
49:01Then a pint with the boys in a bar full of noise, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright.
49:10Workin' all day, four bins of hay, they're blowin' all on Saturday night.
49:16And you kiss the dames, but you don't ask their names, that's livin' alright.
49:24Workin' in the sun, cooky shops, havin' fun, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright.
49:32Then a night in the town, spreadin' it around, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright.
49:39Workin' all day, four packin' of hay, I'd send a little back to the white.
49:46Still you keep a little here, just to keep you in beer, that's livin' alright.
49:54Yeah, you play a game, then it's happy to say, that's livin' alright.
50:01Tell the lie, with a glint in your eye, that tomorrow you'll be back on the site.
50:09And you kiss the dames, but you don't ask their names, that's livin' alright.
50:16Yeah, you play the game, then it's happy to say, that's livin' alright.
50:22Yeah.
50:25Yeah.
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