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After surviving an attack by a wax werewolf, Max covertly infiltrates the wax museum. He poses as a wax sculpture of Hitler in order to catch Duval in the act of bringing his waxworks (some of which include W.C. Fields and Laurel and Hardy) to life in order to kill.
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00:00In our previous episode, yours truly, Chief Inspector Sparrow of Scotland Yard made the
00:10acquaintance of control agent Maxwell Smart. Smart and his charming wife were in London
00:18helping us catch a modern-day version of a legendary killer.
00:23Max! 99, are you all right? I guess so. Who is he? You'll never believe me when I tell you who that is, 99.
00:36In a million years, you'll never believe who that is. That's Jack the Ripper. Oh, so that's Jack the Ripper.
00:43Inspector Sparrow, I'd like you to meet my wife, Mrs. Maxwell Smart. How do you do, ma'am? I wish
00:55we could have met under more pleasant circumstances. Yes, it is rather foggy tonight. Is this man really
01:00Jack the Ripper? Mrs. Smart, this is not a man. You mean this is Jacqueline the Ripper? It's neither
01:06a man nor a woman. It's not even a human being. What is it then? A wax dummy. The only wax museum in
01:14London where a Jack the Ripper was no longer on display was Duval's Cave of Wax. Duval, a genius at
01:22creating wax figures, had a sinister reputation. So it was in his Cave of Wax that we centered our
01:30investigation with the Smarts posing as tourists. They met Raoul Duval himself in a most unexpected manner.
01:41Forgive me, madame. Forgive me, monsieur. I didn't mean to frighten you. But every day,
01:46I must have my little jest with the people who are kind enough to visit my cavern of the living dead.
01:51Duval not only accepted the Smarts as average tourists, he went so far as to escort them personally
01:57through his wax works. How do you like it?
02:07Very impressive. So this is where you make your wax. I would not lean too far over the railing,
02:14monsieur. The boiling wax is well over 400 degrees. 400 degrees? I had an apprentice once. He leaned over too
02:24far and fell into the vat. In seconds he was encased in wax.
02:34Terrible. Did you call a doctor? Oh it was too late for a doctor. What did you do? We sold him to a
02:42department store. It wasn't until they discovered where Jack the Ripper used to stand that Duval became
02:49suspicious. Something wrong? That tableau that you were standing in when you played your little trick
02:54on us. Where's the figure that was supposed to be in there? You're most observant, madame. Well,
02:59unless I missed my guess, that figure would have been Jack the Ripper. You happen to be correct. Well,
03:06thank you very much again. The pleasure was all mine. Madame, oh, I don't believe you told me your name. I'm
03:12Maxwell Smart and this is my wife, Mrs. Maxwell Smart. And where are you staying? Well, in London,
03:18Mr. Smart? At the Royal, uh... The Royal Park Hotel. The Royal Park Hotel. Oh, yes, I know it well.
03:24Well, bonjour, monsieur. Bonjour. Bonjour and a good day to you, sir. Come on, 99. Does the name Maxwell
03:31Smart mean anything to you? Smart, smart. But of course, they're control agents. I have their pictures
03:40in my file at Chaos. And their presence here can only mean they are on to us. Not necessarily,
03:46Monsieur Auerbach. Oh, suspicious they are, I grant you. But aware of what we are doing? I think not.
03:53Who do you give life to this time? Another occupant in the chamber of Horus. Lock the door.
04:01It is done. Good. Excellent. Tell me, Duval, what would happen if you injected a human with that serum?
04:16Instant death. Strange, is it not? To a human being, it brings death. To a wax figure, it gives life.
04:23Listen closely, my friend. You will immediately proceed to the Royal Park Hotel,
04:28to locate Mr. and Mrs. Maxwell Smart. Then you will kill them. Now go.
04:39Go and kill. And don't come home late. You know how I worry.
04:58There's no doubt about it, 99. Professor Duval is our man. But how can you be so sure, Max?
05:07Well, it's really quite simple. Instinct, logic, and a lack of suspects.
05:13Aren't you awfully warm? Huh? Uh, yes. Well, I'll just open the French windows.
05:19Duval did admit that a Jack the Ripper was missing from his wax museum. But we can't prove anything until we
05:27figure out how he can bring a wax figure to life. Yes. Well, if Professor Duval could do that,
05:32he'll go down in history. Or at least in the wax fruit business.
05:35I'll get you. Good evening, Mrs. Smart. Good evening, Inspector. Max, the inspector's...
05:53Ha-ha-ha-ha!
05:55Ah!
05:57THE END
06:27THE END
06:57Max, don't move.
07:10There's a horrible creature behind you.
07:13And you don't want me to move?
07:14What a loathsome creature.
07:29I wonder what he's doing in here.
07:31That's it.
07:32I'm going to complain to the desk right now.
07:36Complain about what?
07:37I'm going to tell them that one of their hippie guests got bombed out of his head, came into our room, and scared us half to death.
07:44Well, certainly you don't think this is a guest of the hotel.
07:48This is a werewolf.
07:51A werewolf?
07:53Yes.
07:54And what desk clerk in his right mind would check a werewolf into a hotel?
07:58Okay, Inspector Sparrow.
08:00Let me ask you a question.
08:02What desk clerk in his right mind would refuse him?
08:07Another wax figure.
08:08First, Jack the Ripper, who terrorized London at the turn of the century, and now the werewolf.
08:18Who'll be next to drive the women of England mad?
08:21Engelbert Humperdinck?
08:23Wax!
08:24I knew I'd seen him somewhere before.
08:26Where?
08:26Duval's cave of wax.
08:28Then this definitely means that Duval has a way to bring his wax figures to life.
08:33It also means that he suspects us and he sent this creature here to kill us.
08:37It means one other thing, 99.
08:39What?
08:39We're leaving for the United States immediately.
08:41Oh, Max.
08:42I'm sorry, Inspector Sparrow, but I cannot allow my wife to be exposed to this kind of danger.
08:48Wait.
08:49I have a plan which will help us get the proof we need to convict Professor Duval without endangering Mrs. Smart in the slightest.
08:57What plan?
08:58This is all very well and good, Inspector, but there's one part of your plan that I don't like.
09:10Then let's run over it one more time.
09:12Now we know at this very moment, Raoul Duval is ordering dinner at a French restaurant in Chelsea.
09:17That part I like.
09:18That has enabled us to make our way in here and have you switch places with the wax Hitler.
09:23That part I like.
09:24Having infiltrated into Duval's cave of wax, sooner or later you'll overhear his incredible secret, at which point we'll rush in and take him into custody.
09:34That part I'm crazy about.
09:36Unless, of course, he discovers who you are and kills you.
09:39That's the part I don't like.
09:42I'm sure with a bit of luck you'll pull it through, Smart.
09:45Pull?
09:45Remove the dummy.
09:46The other dummy.
09:58Sorry about that.
09:59I should like to say one thing before I go, Mr. Smart.
10:09You're about to risk your life, and only a brave man would do that.
10:13In my lifetime, I've only known one other such man with your courage.
10:17Superintendent George Connors.
10:19Was he with the yard before he, uh...
10:21Before he what?
10:22Eh, died.
10:23O'Connors isn't dead.
10:24No, he might just as well be.
10:26To have to go through something like that four times.
10:29Torture?
10:30Marriage.
10:32Yes.
10:33Well, look, Inspector.
10:36In case we're not able to pull this off, I'd like you to give a message to 99.
10:41Nonsense.
10:41I won't hear such rubbish.
10:43You'll pull it off.
10:44You'll see.
10:45Now, is there anything I can do for you before I go?
10:47Eh, no, not unless you happen to be a locksmith.
10:50What have you done?
10:51Well, it seems to me that I have this hand locked up in these handcuffs.
10:57How on earth could you do a thing like that?
11:03Mr. Smart, if you'll just hold on one minute, please.
11:11Now, look what you've done.
11:13If Duval catches us like this, the game's up.
11:15Not necessarily, Inspector.
11:18There is one way that we could stay handcuffed together and still complete the mission without
11:23Duval knowing about it.
11:24You have a plan?
11:25No, but I was hoping that you did.
11:27Where did you find these handcuffs?
11:28In this drawer.
11:29Well, there must be a key in here or something.
11:32Nothing.
11:33We'll have to find a hacksaw around here or something and cut our way out of these.
11:37Duval must be halfway through his dinner by now.
11:39We've got to find a way of delaying him.
11:43I know how we can delay him.
11:45He's French.
11:46Of course.
11:48Postcards.
11:48No, no, no.
11:49Cherchez la femme.
11:51Look for the postcards?
11:53No, no.
11:53A woman.
11:54We've got to get a woman over in that restaurant right away.
11:57A woman with postcards?
11:58No, a woman to detain Duval.
12:04What are you doing?
12:05I'm looking for Eva Braun's phone number.
12:07I'm looking for her.
12:37Oh, thanks.
13:05To drop this, madame.
13:35Did I? Oh, thank you very much.
13:38Would you mind if I joined you, a glass of wine?
13:41Oh, I just love that.
13:45A glass of wine.
13:46A bottle.
13:47A bottle of wine. Your best burgundy.
13:49Import it.
13:50Of course.
13:51From California.
13:52Okay.
13:54As the lady wishes.
13:59Is there something wrong?
14:01I have seen you before.
14:02You haven't?
14:03It's a thing with me.
14:04I never forget a face.
14:07Now I know who you are.
14:09Who?
14:10Helen of Troy.
14:12Who?
14:13Helen of Troy, the Greek beauty who was abducted by, by, by...
14:17But you must think me a madman.
14:19Allow me to explain.
14:20I am Raoul Duval.
14:21I create wax figures.
14:23Historical and otherwise.
14:25Oh, I've heard about you.
14:27You're supposed to be a great genius.
14:30That is true.
14:30Oh, yes.
14:33What's that?
14:39Fresno.
14:41Uh, I'd like to see a menu, please.
14:43Menu?
14:44Well, I never drink without eating something.
14:47But, chérie, it is very late, and there is much I have to do yet tonight.
14:52Please, just a little green salad.
14:57Well, in that case.
14:59I'll have some Rookford dressing on the salad, please.
15:01And then I think I'll have some escargot.
15:04And then, uh, frog's legs.
15:05And some cordon bleu.
15:07And then for dessert, I think I'll have some, uh, uh, mousse au chocolat.
15:10And then some, uh, coffee to follow that, you know, cafe au lait or something like that.
15:14And then let's see, um...
15:16When will I learn never to pick up a strange tablecloth?
15:19You're late.
15:35I know.
15:36I had dinner.
15:38Twice.
15:39Any sign of my werewolf?
15:41No.
15:41And nothing in the newspapers about the Smarts being murdered at the Royal Park Hotel last night.
15:47Then we must take it for granted that he failed.
15:49His mission, we must send a replacement.
15:51Fine, but who?
15:54I'm not sure.
16:04Of course, the perfect candidate.
16:07Hitler!
16:11Do you not find it deliciously ironic with the Auerbach?
16:23How do you mean?
16:27Hitler will be able to do something he could never do before.
16:32Walk around London.
16:36A gold level like that!
16:38Hold it, see it here.
16:39You have all my fuel.
16:41I am Hitler!
16:45What are you doing, you fool?
16:47You get away!
16:48There's no man fuel!
16:49That is Maxwell smart!
16:53Idiot!
16:54I've thrown for help!
16:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay here.
16:57We don't need any help.
16:58We have all the help we need.
17:02First, I will inject our friend here,
17:05and then all the rest.
17:36I think we'd have better luck finding Mr. Smart if we look for him in the park.
17:55What do you mean, look for him in the park?
17:57Why should we do that?
17:59Well, they got hot dogs there, and peanuts, and popcorn, and apples with sticky stuff all over it.
18:05Why don't you concentrate on what Professor Duvall asked us to do and stop thinking about your stomach?
18:12Well, you don't have to yell at me.
18:14I can't help it if I'm hungry.
18:17All I had this morning was eggs over greasy.
18:20I didn't even put any salt and pepper on them.
18:22And now you yell it, and I've tried to go to the park, and there's a whole lot of things.
18:26And I didn't...
18:28There, I think I feel better now.
18:39Here's your hanky back.
18:41Now, are you ready?
18:59I certainly am.
19:00Say, I've got a good idea.
19:02What?
19:03Well, why don't we ask him where Mr. Smart is?
19:06Say, that's a good idea.
19:10Pardon me, Mr. Hitler, but we're looking for a gentleman named Mr. Smart.
19:16Have you seen him?
19:19No.
19:20Thank you very much, kind sir.
19:23Well, just don't stand there.
19:25Let's get going.
19:26Eggs over greasy.
19:39Give my best to the missus.
19:40I don't know if you're aware of it, my boy, but you're being pursued.
19:58The entrepreneur of this establishment, a French-fried potato enthusiast, desires your immediate demise.
20:06Huh?
20:07He'd like to see you stretched out colder than a mother-in-law's heart.
20:10What would it take for you to pretend you didn't see me?
20:13Ah, a decanter of daiquiris, I believe, would do.
20:17And that would make you pretend you didn't see me?
20:19I won't be able to see him.
20:21Okay, it's a deal.
20:22There's a telephone over there behind those boxes.
20:25Call the nearest spirit dispensary, and I'll go fetch the ice.
20:28Oh, that's him.
20:35Hello.
20:35Hello, 99.
20:36It's me, Max.
20:37Oh, Max, thank heavens.
20:58Are you all right?
20:59Yes, but I can't talk long.
21:05Max, are you there?
21:07Max!
21:08Max, are you all right?
21:10Hello.
21:11Hello.
21:12Why not just tell him and get it over with?
21:15He's got that yard will be here in a minute.
21:17Forgive me, but I have a sense of the theatrical.
21:20I will inject the executioner here.
21:24In 15 seconds, he will come to life.
21:27Pick up this axe.
21:28Pshh!
21:29And Mrs. Smart will fall into the boiling wax.
21:33You'll never get away with it, Duval.
21:35They'll find you no matter where you go.
21:37I think not, because in one hour,
21:39I will be aboard a plane to the Riviera.
21:41From there to Majorca, then to Rome, Athens,
21:43to Hong Kong, Tahiti, Bora Bora!
21:45You see?
21:47For the rest of your life, you'll be on the run.
21:50You will do exactly what I tell you.
21:55As soon as you feel life coursing through your body,
21:58you will pick up this axe and sever the rope
22:02from which Mr. Smart is suspended.
22:07We go. Au revoir, cher ami.
22:20Au revoir, cher ami.
22:46Au revoir, cher ami.
22:47I'm right here, 99.
22:53Max, thank heavens. Are you all right?
22:57Yes, I'm fine. What happened to Oribark and Duvall?
23:00Sparrow and his men caught them trying to get away.
23:03Not ready to untie you.
23:04Thank you, 99.
23:06Max, how long do you think it'll take the injections to wear off the wax figures?
23:10Oh, I don't know. About an hour or two. Why?
23:12Oh, well, it makes me kind of sad.
23:15They're having such a good time, I hate to see the party end.
23:18Party? What party?
23:20Your party, my host.
23:47Party?
23:48Party?
23:49Party?
23:49Party?
23:50Party?
23:50Bye.
23:51Party?
24:05Party?
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