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00:08I don't know.
00:30You mean you haven't heard.
00:34Mammoth Taylor's Conquest.
00:37Clock-a-Locker the Proud, ruler of old Bibin-Tucker,
00:41offers one million Brinklins.
00:43First prize for the emperor's new clothes.
00:49And the news spread throughout the world.
00:52And in every nation and creation,
00:54tailors grab their finest garments
00:56and dashed off, hopefully, to the empire of Bibin-Tucker.
01:04The French tailors were a few fanatic.
01:10The English were very plutocratic.
01:15In Spain, they were dramatic.
01:20The Arabs were erratic.
01:26The Chinese, Asiatic.
01:31The Venetians, er, quite er, aquatic.
01:36The Africans, pragmatic.
01:41It was very democratic.
01:45The competition, quite emphatic.
01:48For one million Brinklins, there's a lot of money for a new suit, don't you think?
01:53Well, who wins?
01:57Come along with me.
02:01It's the enchanted world of Danny Kaye.
02:06There's a world of enchantment to see.
02:10Come along with me.
02:13Through my ears, you will hear different sounds.
02:18Through my eyes, you'll see.
02:21We'll enchant your every single sense.
02:25Your imagination will become immense.
02:29Your capacity to dream.
02:34We'll stretch to the extreme.
02:40There's a world of enchantment to see.
02:45Come along with me.
03:03There's a world of enchantment to see.
03:08Come along with me.
03:21Oh, now, this is the, uh, windy village of Aarhus.
03:24A lovely town in Denmark.
03:26Much like the one where Hans Christian Andersen lived when he wrote all those wonderful fairy tales.
03:32Now, what I would like to do is to have a look around.
03:36Why don't you come with me?
03:38All of you, come on.
03:38Let's go.
03:39Now, we'll have a look and see what's going on.
03:41Let's go, Eddie.
03:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:46Come with me.
03:47Come with me.
03:48Come on.
03:49Look, look, look.
03:51That's a toy store, isn't it, huh?
03:54I'll bet young Hans pressed his nose up against the window of a toy store just like this
03:58and may have gotten an idea for one of his fairy tales.
04:07Well, can you guess which one?
04:17Oh, come here, come here, come here, sit down here, man.
04:20Come on, come on, come here.
04:22Now, do you know what that is?
04:24It's a tin soldier.
04:26Yeah, but it's a little different than just an ordinary tin soldier.
04:28But why?
04:29He has one leg.
04:31He has one leg.
04:33Do you see that little building over there?
04:35Uh-huh.
04:36Well, let's go over there.
04:37I think we'll see something.
04:40Mr. Jensen?
04:42Maybe.
04:43Yeah, I've come for the cloth.
04:46Yes.
04:49Thank you very much.
04:50Look at that.
04:52Look at that.
04:53Look at the texture of that cloth.
04:55Look at the sheen.
04:56See the way it drapes and folds, huh?
05:01Have you ever seen such cloth?
05:04It's magical.
05:06Why, it's fit for an emperor.
05:08This cloth is the most important part of our story.
05:12The emperor's new clothes?
05:14Yes, the emperor's new clothes.
05:16That's Hans Christian Andersen's famous tale about an emperor and a robe.
05:21You see, there once was an emperor, and this weighs a ton.
05:33You know something?
05:36Actually, I'd like to play the part of the other fellow.
05:48Yes.
05:49See?
05:51I shall be Marmaduke.
06:03Once upon a time, there was a wonderful role called...
06:11Marmaduke.
06:13The cleverest conniver.
06:15The most supreme swindler who ever drew a bamboozled breath.
06:19I was touring the world with my gallant partner and knavery, the Nober Mufti.
06:29Wait, wait.
06:32We were forced to make a hasty departure from the kingdom of Conga.
06:37And stay out.
06:39Well, Marmaduke, where to now?
06:42Where to now?
06:44Well, that's a good question.
06:47We've been tossed out of every nation and creation.
06:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all except this one.
06:53The Empire of Bibbentucker?
06:57Hey, gad.
06:58Oh, it's, it's not much.
07:00But it's all that's left.
07:02Oh, to think that I should sink as low as Bibbentucker.
07:06I, who once swindled all of London town.
07:11I, I simply cannot face Bibbentucker.
07:16I'd sooner become honest.
07:18Oh, don't say such a thing, my friend.
07:21Oh, here, here, dry your tears.
07:28What coarse linen, Mufti.
07:31Oh, it's not mine.
07:32It was hanging there.
07:33What is it?
07:35One million Grinklins for the tailor of the Emperor's new clothes.
07:41A boo.
07:42What?
07:43One million Grinklins?
07:45Oh, yeah.
07:47Oh, it's too bad we're not tailors.
07:49Not tailors.
07:51You, you, you, you mean...
07:52Well, why not?
07:54Any well-dressed man can be a tailor.
07:57But what do you know about being well-dressed?
07:59My dear Mufti, clothes make the man.
08:02Everyone knows that.
08:04Why, if I could only afford it,
08:06why, with my taste,
08:08I could be the finest of gentlemen.
08:11Clothes make the man.
08:13With the proper dressing,
08:15you'll be most impressing.
08:16You could be a gentleman.
08:19Clothes make the man.
08:22Clothes make the man.
08:26If his shoes are patent leather,
08:28no matter what the weather,
08:31no matter what the weather,
08:31if a bumper chute he carries in the sun.
08:34If he's buttoned to his chin,
08:36if his collar has a pin,
08:39well, that's the way a gentleman is done.
08:43Clothes make the man.
08:44With the proper styling,
08:47with the proper styling,
08:47you could be beguiling.
08:48I could be a gentleman.
08:50Clothes make the man.
08:53Clothes make the man.
08:55Clothes make the man.
08:57Clothes make the man.
08:57Suddenly, I'm feeling very tailoring.
09:01Shall we?
09:02We shall.
09:03To Bibin Tucker.
09:05Clothes make the man.
09:07With the proper dressing,
09:09we'll be most impressing.
09:10You could be a gentleman.
09:12Clothes make the man.
09:15Clothes make the man.
09:24So this is Bibin Tucker.
09:34And welcome to the 174th monthly presentation
09:39of the award for the best-dressed man
09:42in Bibin Tucker.
09:46The contenders are
09:48Emperor Clock and Locker
09:50for his magnificent mauve morning coat,
09:54Emperor Clock and Locker
09:56for his spectacularly silken summer suit,
10:00Emperor Clock and Locker
10:02for his witty and wonderful winter tobs of wool.
10:06May I have the seal scroll, please?
10:10I can't believe it.
10:13What a surprise.
10:15The winner is Emperor Clock and Locker.
10:23The moment I saw Emperor Clock and Locker,
10:27I knew I had found my mark.
10:31He was a ridiculous, vain fellow,
10:34and wherever vanity rules,
10:37the fruit is sure to be ripe for scoundrels.
10:40He was followed by his royal pets,
10:43Archibald the Pussycat,
10:45and Percival the Ape.
10:48And they in turn were followed by the Imperial Council,
10:51which consisted of the Prime Minister,
10:55the Primer Minister,
10:58and the Primest Minister.
11:01And in the rear was a quite enchanting young lady,
11:06whom I later found out was the Princess...
11:09Jane, Jane, do stop dawgling.
11:13Come march with me.
11:14Oh, Daddy, for crying out loud.
11:16For pity's sake, Jane, smile.
11:25Oh, thank you.
11:29What can I say at a moment like this?
11:32I'd like to thank my designer and my tailors
11:35and all the little seamstresses
11:37without whom this wonderful moment
11:39could never have happened.
11:43And I'd also like to thank all the little silkworms
11:46who worked so hard to make the thread.
11:48Oh, dear.
11:50This is going to go on all day.
11:54Your Highness.
11:56Oh.
11:57A handsome stranger.
11:59And me with my shoes off.
12:03Allow me.
12:05Are you flirting with me?
12:07He is.
12:09He is flirting with me.
12:15Well, we hit it off splendidly.
12:18Poor thing.
12:20She began to tell me the most incredible story.
12:24Till just two years ago,
12:26the Emperor had been a kind and good leader.
12:29But then his wife passed away
12:31and he became despondent and lonely.
12:34And his faithful court jester, Jasper,
12:36was the only one who could amuse him.
12:39But Jasper had ambitions.
12:41He wanted to rule the Empire.
12:44And he took advantage of the Emperor's grief.
12:47He flattered him,
12:48cajoled him,
12:50got him interested in clothes.
12:51And soon all the Emperor could think of
12:54was his ridiculous and all-too-expensive wardrobe.
12:58He neglected matters of state.
13:01Out for a fitting.
13:04Which Jasper, with his permission,
13:07was only too happy to take over.
13:09No, no, no.
13:11He assigned this.
13:12This.
13:13He encouraged the Emperor
13:15to spend vast sums on clothes.
13:18Money to pay the tailors, he said.
13:21But the tailors all worked for Jasper.
13:24And he paid them slaves' wages.
13:27Gold, gold, there he is.
13:29And the rest he kept for himself.
13:32And now,
13:34all that is left is the million Grinklers,
13:37which will be used as a prize
13:38for the tailor who makes the best suit.
13:42He'll work out some way to get that.
13:44And then he'll have all the money.
13:47He'll rule the Empire.
13:49Not with me here.
13:52Jasper has yet to meet the likes of Marmaduke,
13:56the tailor.
13:57Jasper, what's going on down there?
14:00Oh, Daddy, I finally got a bow.
14:03Isn't he cute?
14:04Eh?
14:05Cute?
14:08Great galloping gunny cloth.
14:11How dare you dress in such a fashion
14:14before an Emperor
14:15who simply reeks with chic.
14:21You're right, Jasper.
14:23Arrest them
14:24and toss them
14:25into the boulevard of rogues.
14:27Daddy, no.
14:29Not by both.
14:31No, no, won't you just...
14:33Have you no sensibilities,
14:35my good man?
14:36I am a magnificent tailor.
14:39Well, you won't get a chance
14:41to do much tailoring
14:42in the boulevard of rogues.
14:53A million Grinklins
14:55for the Emperor's new clothes.
14:58A million Grinklins.
15:00Mine for the taking.
15:02And there I was
15:03within the confines
15:05of the boulevard of rogues.
15:08What a pity.
15:09Uh-huh.
15:21And stay here
15:23till you learn
15:24to dress fitting and proper.
15:28It wasn't a bad place, actually.
15:30In fact, it was quite fantastic.
15:32An incredible ghetto
15:33of beggars, scoundrels,
15:35and the poor
15:36where those who could not afford
15:38to dress as the Emperor
15:39wanted were thrown in
15:41willy-nilly
15:41with as magical
15:42a collection of knaves,
15:44wenches, and barlets
15:45as ever my eyes had seen.
15:48So, Mufti, so!
15:50While I find
15:52more material.
15:56what have we here?
16:00It's a little...
16:02a little...
16:04a little...
16:05it's a little boy!
16:08Well, who are you?
16:11Busky?
16:13Child, we won't harm you.
16:16Where are you?
16:17Where are your parents?
16:19You don't have any?
16:21An orphan?
16:24A tiny orphan
16:26condemned
16:27to the boulevard of rogues.
16:30Outrageous!
16:31Oh, there, there, Busky.
16:34Child,
16:35you will no longer
16:36be an orphan.
16:38We hereby de-orphan you.
16:40You now have a family.
16:42Uncle Marmaduke
16:43and, and, and Grandpa Mufti.
16:46Now, does that make you feel better?
16:50Pleasant as the boulevard of rogues was,
16:53the thought of a million Grinklins
16:55was even pleasanter.
16:56And by the very next day,
16:59we had finished the suit
17:00for the Emperor.
17:02And the following midnight,
17:03we planned
17:05our escape.
17:07Come now, Mufti.
17:08Be careful, just here.
17:10No, no.
17:11Yeah, we all know, just
17:13be careful.
17:15Oop!
17:19Shh!
17:20D-d-d-d-d-d
17:22D-d-d-d-d-drike
17:22D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d had
17:24a better word,
17:26we'll end up
17:28as their
17:28Halloween dinner!
17:31oh mufti pray come look at all these lovely creatures in the moat i adore them all why
17:40mufti nothing is greater than the proud alligator why to me he is more like a brother and that's
17:50why i smile at each crocodile who in truth might be somebody's mother and remember mufti
17:59a puss that is octa could perhaps be a doctor if the world only gave him the chance
18:08and the toothy old shark might desire as a lock to learn how to sing and to die yes nothing
18:19is prettier
18:20or wiser or wittier or brings lovelier dreams when i'm sleepy then my comrades afloat
18:29in the splendid old moat lovely creatures all crawly and creepy
18:39ah yes a little sentiment in the right places can sometimes make blood brothers
18:47out of mortal enemies
18:51onward to the palace there to deliver the emperor's new clothes
19:03you two passing yourselves off as tailors eh
19:07tailors
19:08but sir well we're we're not just tailors sir no we're not we are tailors tailors
19:19tailors tailors what do you mean when a tailor needs some buttonholing basting hemming collar rolling
19:30never does he do the job himself or a tailor like a surgeon wouldn't ever do the work he could
19:38never would he do the job himself
19:40when a tailor needs a tailor it can't be just any tailor it must be a tailor's tailor if the
19:47tailor's to be tailored it must be a tailor's tailor if the tailor's to be tailored
19:54it must be a tailor's tailor it must be a tailor's to be tailored
19:55when a minister is ministrating much involved with head of stating
20:01he needs an advisor to advise even clowns with all their dilly daffing need someone to keep them laughing even
20:10bakers bake each other's pies
20:12When a tailor needs a tailor, it can't be just any tailor
20:16It must be a tailor's tailor, if the tailor's to be tailored
20:20It must be a tailor's tailor, if the tailor's to be tailored
20:26So it goes for doctors, lawyers, sellers
20:30Builders, bankers, ne'er-dwellers
20:34Everybody needs another's hand
20:37For a necessary part of being has to do with you and me
20:41Am I seeing that you understand?
20:44When a tailor needs a tailor, it can't be just any tailor
20:48It must be a tailor's tailor, if the tailor's to be tailored
20:51It must be a tailor's tailor, if the tailor's to be tailored
20:58Tailored? Tailors? Tailoring?
21:04What they say makes sense
21:06Oh, yes, of course
21:10But, er, what have you brought me?
21:13Your Majesty, observe
21:15The suit is ghastly, absolutely ghastly
21:19Away with you
21:20Er, er, wait
21:22Er, Your Majesty
21:23Perhaps they have something else to show you
21:27Er, let me speak to them
21:31I like your style
21:33But if the Emperor paid a million for those rags
21:36The people might revolt
21:38No, this can't be just any suit
21:42Have you something else in your bag?
21:45Something very special?
21:47Er, er, there is, er, er, er, oh, why, er, yes, er, er, of course
21:54W, w, w, w, we do?
21:57We do?
21:59Then show it, and by doing so, prove yourself to me
22:03Come, come
22:04Show me my new suit of clothes
22:07Er, er, oh, oh, the suit
22:09Er, yes, er, at once
22:11Erm, Emperor
22:13May I call you Emp?
22:15Emp, I can see you're not the type for a ready-made right off the rack
22:18Emp, for you, what you need is a made-to-order
22:22Eh?
22:24Ah, obviously a tailor of taste and breeding
22:27Oh, really?
22:29Of course
22:29Um, but show me the material
22:32I insist on seeing that
22:35Erm, uh, uh, uh, a sample
22:38Uh, uh, Mufty, he, uh, maybe, wants a sample
22:42Oh, a sample, he wants a sample
22:45Very well, Em, but, uh, first I've got to let you in on a, uh, a trade secret
22:50Oh, I love secrets
22:53Yes
22:54This cloth
22:55Yes
22:58This cloth
22:59Yes
23:02It's
23:03Enchanted cloth
23:06Enchanted
23:08Enchanted
23:10Super
23:11Enchanted
23:13Enchanted
23:14Enchanted
23:16Enchanted
23:18Enchanted
23:19It's enchanted, of course
23:22Then I must have it
23:23I must
23:25One moment, Your Majesty
23:26How is it enchanted?
23:30Uh, uh, uh, uh, how is it enchanted?
23:34Oh, what are you looking at me for?
23:37it is enchanted because it's invisible invisible to anyone who was very stupid or unfit to hold
23:50office what invisible to anyone who is very stupid or unfit to hold office i must see it at once
24:00at once show it to him oh worthy tailor go on show it to him very well
24:05you understand of course this is just a sample i will have to weave the rest once i get the
24:13commission
24:13oh yes yes oh do get on with it behold enchanted cloth
24:23magnificent beautiful what what oh mighty emperor most fit to hold office in all the world
24:31is it not exquisite yes it's quite um quite yes uh well make me a suit of that enchanted um
24:40whatever it is i'm sure i should be able to see uh that is i'm sure that i shall just
24:45love the finished garment well i'm not worried because quite frankly imp
24:52it's you yes
24:55when a tailor needs a tailor it can't be just any tailor it must be a tailor's tailor if the
25:02tailor's to be tailored it must be a tailor's tailor if the tailor's to be tailored
25:18poor emperor clock and locker the fact that he couldn't see our enchanted cloth meant only one
25:26thing as far as the emperor was concerned it must be that i am stupid and unfit to rule who
25:37says so
25:39i can see that cloth it's as plain as the nose on me face me cat oh oh dear what
25:50am i worried about
25:51i am the ruler of this land and if i choose to see the cloth i will i can do
25:58anything i please
26:00that's the fun thing about being an emperor i can see whatever i want to see i see the tinsel
26:09the sparkle and the glitter it's never the bitter for me
26:21through rose-colored glasses through rose-colored glasses the pretty world
26:28passes i see
26:34what i want to see
26:41i hear the chatter the sound and all the clatter
26:47but none of it matters
26:52but none of it matters to me
26:57i'm safe in my bubble from all of the trouble i see
27:08what i want to see
27:13i'm afraid and quite certain
27:17i'm afraid and quite certain if i
27:20i'm afraid and quite certain if i
27:20where's the curtain i'll see things i don't want to see
27:31the tin soap will tarnish and sparkles cease to glitter and sweet will be bitter for me
27:48so give me my blinders
27:52so give me my blinders
27:53and save your reminders
27:56i see
27:58what i want to see
28:23jasper the clown saw to it that we were set up in sumptuous quarters
28:27we took the lad busky on as our apprentice and our every wish was a command
28:32it was all in all a delightful way to make a million
28:43and one of the pleasantest things about living in the palace was getting to know the fair
28:50princess jane strike that's 19 games for me and none for you
28:56let's try to even the skirt
29:03another game
29:06and as we got to know each other better she confided in me even more
29:13i'm getting real uneasy about jasper
29:18lately he's been making eyes at me
29:22it's almost like he's in love
29:28i asked myself
29:29why would a clown fall in love with a princess
29:41stroke stroke and i figured out why even if he has all the money in the treasury he can't
29:50really rule the land unless he marries into the royal family that's me
29:54stroke stroke stroke
29:58have no fear
30:00i won't let jasper have you my love
30:04oh marmaduke i feel so safe
30:14oh marmaduke i feel so safe
30:18i don't like you spending so much time with the princess jane
30:29jane and the empire will be mine but but but what if she doesn't love you she can be tricked
30:38into a wedding
30:39tricked
30:40how you'll find that out when i want you to
30:47well
30:48well every day we continued to work on the suit that wasn't there
30:54and every night the emperor studied his arithmetic and spelling and history until dawn
30:59trying desperately to become less stupid and fit to rule
31:07and every morning
31:08oh i've got to see it i've just got to be able to see it
31:16well tailors how goes the work all silky and brocadey i trust
31:22you can see for yourself sir
31:29great simpering cyclops
31:32i beg pardon sir
31:34oh um oh it's lovely it's quite uh
31:38quite
31:42quite
31:43quite
31:45quite uh quintessentially quite
31:48great progress your uh progress is uh uh progressing very um uh progressively
31:56uh um how long will you take to finish well making such a suit is quite an involved operation
32:03how involved well in my business it's always the same every year
32:11first we have the mind defining what to make and what designing
32:18then the sketching thinking thinking lots of thinking heavy thinking suddenly from
32:24inspiration we have got a new creation everything begins to bustle everyone begins to hustle
32:35lots of scissors snipping snipping needles knitting clicking clicking if it's wrong there's ripping
32:40ripping if it's right there's color picking grating pinning finger splitting for tomorrow
32:44it's the fitting zip a snap is perhaps a toggle oh the mind begins to boggle
32:50creation
32:58finished every alteration there it hangs our new creation now begins the finger biting will they
33:07find they find the look exciting will the papers all be saying beautiful
33:11the tourienne soon the moment all is ready even shannon
33:14is
33:25all that oh but i wanted the suit by next week oh don't worry you'll have it you'll have it
33:34great muddled madras what does marmaduke want the hand of your daughter in marriage but but jane
33:43is all i have we belong together i couldn't break up the set don't you want that enchanted suit
33:50one would think you couldn't see it of course i can see it and to see it is to want
33:54it i must have
33:56it think of it think of it this way you're not losing a daughter you're gaining a tailor
34:04and then at last it was time for the final fitting
34:12emperor clock and locker your new suit
34:20well what do you think oh yes yes yes indeed of course it's still only basted together
34:30well we may have to water the sleeves oh what do you think of the cuffs uh fine
34:36just fine silly man that's the collar
34:38uh how does it feel oh lovely yes as light as a more thin air are the sleeves too long
34:45i don't
34:46think so no why they hang down to your kneecap well um perhaps a little too long good gracious
34:52i think i see a cross stitch no that's a mosquito got it
35:20but my dear jasper we can't brush the job
35:24i mean we're getting paid a million and a princess i'm glad you brought that up i've decided that you
35:33will give the princess to me you but she loves me the princess shall be mine disobey me and the
35:42results will be disastrous see that cannon outside the window it is pointed directly at the boulevard of
35:51rogues if you do not do as i tell you my faithful ivan will fire it and all your friends
35:58will be destroyed
36:02what what what what can i say old friend at least we'll have them in oh that's another thing
36:10you will be paid exactly one grinklin each for your trouble the rest you will turn over to me
36:17understand with the entire treasury in my pocket and the princess as my bride i'll be sure to rule the
36:25empire
36:33well you can bet your bobbins that we weren't gonna let jasper get away with 999
36:39nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight grinklins and one princess so we made secret plans
36:59got the message of course we ate the evidence
37:07your majesty the suit is finished you may pick it up at noon oh wow
37:15i then paid a call on the princess jane who was being fitted for her wedding gown
37:25oh jeepers marmaduke i can't wait until after we're married but you really think you'll be able
37:32to carry it off i mean being a gentleman in court and all that why whatever do you mean
37:39well the prince concert has got to be a gentleman my dear princess jane with a million grinklins and you
37:48i could be anything i could be a gentleman why not why not all you have to do is look
37:59the part
38:00look the part watch your p's and q's and learn to play croquette
38:06okay okay okay all you have to learn is which is which
38:15all you need is money to be written
38:23you could be a baron you could be a baron or an earl
38:26or an earl and be part of all the social world
38:32a social world
38:35learn to dance and do them in your way
38:39if you're wet
38:40you bet
38:43all you have to learn is which is which
38:47all you need is money to be rich
38:50you'll spend your afternoons at tea
38:55a gentleman refined you'll be
39:00never will i use a word like gent
39:04like you might end up in parliament
39:09be an admiral of the admiral tea
39:12admiral tea
39:14you'll say quite instead of yes siree
39:18yes siree
39:21i could be a minister and sniff that stuff
39:25that stuff
39:27is small
39:28enough
39:29all you have to learn is which is which
39:33all you need is money to be rich
39:46jane gave me the emperor's brass statues and i had mufti saw them into enough small pieces to fill a
39:53sack
39:57finally at noontime the emperor called to pick up his completed suit
40:04your majesty
40:06the emperor's new clothes
40:13well
40:15heavenly herringbone
40:17i um
40:19i've never seen such a wonderful suit
40:21the million is yours
40:27now musty and i had planned to lower the bag of real gold into the garden and bury it
40:32there
40:32but our plans went slightly astray
40:35luckily we had princess jane posted as a lookout
40:40jasper is on his way
40:45jasper
40:47oh my oh he's early
40:50hide this gold
40:52oh my my how can you hide a million great things
40:58there's a way there's a way there's a way in the cannon
41:06one million greenquins i'll count it when i have the time the emperor is about to show his new suit
41:14take it away
41:23well i'm ready fully dressed
41:28ah the moment of moments the emperor's new clothes
41:51now nobody anywhere ever wants to be thought a fool or unfit for his office in life
41:57and so wherever the emperor went that most curious afternoon after they got over the initial shock that is
42:04they all agreed that the garments were beautiful and that beyond a shadow of a doubt
42:09clothes make the man
42:11with the proper dressing
42:13you'll be most impressing you could be a gentleman
42:17clothes make the man
42:20clothes make the man
42:22clothes make the man
42:25clothes make the man
42:25if his shoes are paddled leather
42:27no matter what the weather
42:29if a bumper chute he carries in the sun
42:33if he's buttoned to his chin
42:35if his collar has a pin
42:37well that's the way a gentleman is done
42:42clothes make the man
42:43with the proper styling
42:46you can be beguiling
42:48be a gentleman
42:49clothes make the man
42:52clothes make the man
42:55clothes make the man
43:15clothes make the man
43:17clothes make the man
43:17with the proper dressing
43:19you'll be most impressing
43:21you could be a gentleman
43:23clothes make the man
43:25clothes make the man
43:28clothes make the man
43:45you
43:46go on with it
43:47go on as we rehearsed it
43:49or else
43:51okay okay
43:53your imperial imp
43:55i find i cannot accept
43:57the hand of the princess
43:59as i have forgotten a
44:01rather minor detail
44:04waiting for me at home
44:06my wife
44:08us
44:09great tropical worsted
44:11and so
44:13i hereby transfer
44:15my prize
44:17to
44:19to
44:20i accept
44:21but
44:21but
44:22it was obvious to one and all
44:28that princess jane was heartbroken
44:30and beneath that veil
44:32she was sobbing
44:34her eyes out
44:35i now pronounce you clown
44:39and wife
44:42kiss
44:43kiss the bride
44:48what the
44:49the apprentice
44:50what are you doing here
44:56well i don't see what you've got to laugh about
44:58you've just married a clown
45:00you're
45:01you're laughing at me
45:03why
45:04what's funny about me
45:06learning for fun
45:08what
45:09a
45:09speak up
45:11you're naked
45:12i don't follow i'm
45:14what
45:14you're naked
45:16you're
45:17you
45:19don't
45:20don't have any clothes on
45:22no clothes
45:23naked
45:25naked
45:29naked
45:31nude
45:32naked
45:34naked
45:36naked
45:37great
45:38great
45:38simpering seersucker
45:39i've been
45:40huge
45:41oh
45:42for pity's sake
45:43who am i
45:44who am i
45:46who am i
45:46who am i
45:47who am i
45:48who am i
45:48who am i
45:49who am i
45:57who am i
46:03who am i
46:07who am i
46:19who am i
46:20who am i
46:21where's the princess Jane dear daddy first of all don't get a chill second of
46:31all I'm taking refuge in the Boulevard of Rogues where I'm to wed Marmaduke later
46:36today wed Marmaduke I forbid it yes please don't forbid it because I love
46:44him very much she does yes I do well then I suppose that changes things Jane
46:52deserves happiness after the way I have ignored go to them tell them they have
46:59my blessing and that I shall attend to their wedding dressed in this outfit I
47:05now wear I ordered these fools raiments I approved of them and put them on and so
47:13I will wear them for the rest of the day sound the trumpets beat the drums so
47:22that the whole land shall know of my profound folly let the parade continue
47:34the Emperor was true to his words and all that day as the trumpets blared and the
47:39drums rolled he marched before the entire population of Bibbentuckers and
47:48without adding a stitch he came to our wedding and gave his blessings but you
47:54know somehow perhaps because he was finally being honest with himself he was
48:01able to hold his head up proudly and that silly Emperor achieved a certain grace and dignity and
48:10everyone said that the Emperor's new clothes were the most magnificent he'd ever own
48:18he and everyone else certain to live happily ever after
48:26that's what you think Ivan Ivan fire yes so master
48:43oh
48:44oh well easy come easy go
49:04Now, I've heard of fairy tales ending happily before, but that was absolutely wonderful, especially for me.
49:22Well, it was absolutely wonderful playing Marmaduke, that cat of a conman, but now, back to reality.
49:33Well, it's me again.
49:35We do hope you've enjoyed it, and I'd like to thank our guest, Cyril Richard, who played the emperor, and
49:39Imogene Coker, who played Princess Jane.
49:42And as for you, you better come along with me.
49:53There's a world of enchantment to see.
49:57Come along with me.
50:00Through my ears you will hear different sounds.
50:04Through my eyes you will see.
50:08We'll enchant your every single sense.
50:12Your imagination will become immense.
50:16Your capacity to dream.
50:20We'll stretch to the extreme.
50:25There's a world of enchantment to see.
50:29Come along with me.
51:04There's a world of enchantment.
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